Amberflower: *whispers* Okay, if you don't get your line right this time, I'm firing you.
Fairyprince: Okay.
Amberflower: Starting...Now!
Fairyprince: It's Sunday, Sunday,
Amberflower: You all know that's Funday!
Fairyprince: Everybody's looking forward to the weekdays! Going to school, yeah! Going-
Amberflower: Wrong line!
Fairyprince: *sniffle* So you're firing me?
Amberflower: I'll ask the Council of Fans.
Avalanchestrike: I don't want him to get fired.
Helloitsmeguys: Me neither, but the rest of the Council of Fans decides that.
Amberflower: He'll do Dovewing today!
Dovewing: Hello!
Way 1[]
Fairyprince: Disable her powers!
Dovewing: Might as well listen to ShadowClan!
- Amberkit is dancing everywhere*
Amberkit: Lalalalalalalalalala!
Dovewing: Shut up! I can't hear ShadowClan!
- Amberkit is quiet*
Dovewing: I still can't hear ShadowClan! No! *goes on screaming rampage*
Fairyprince: *wink*
Way 2[]
Fairyprince: Get Firestar to repeatedly change her name!
Firestar: Dovewing, you will be known as Marysue.
Dovewing: I don't like that name!
Firestar: Okay, I'm calling you Whinyears!
Dovewing: No!
Firestar: Do you want me to call you Annoyingcatwhothinkssheissomuchbetterthaneveryoneelsejustbecausesheisoneofthethreeandhaspowers?
Dovewing: No!
Firestar: Then shut up!
Dovewing: GRR!
Way 3[]
Fairyprince: Have Jayfeather have a sign about her!
Jayfeather: I got an omen!
Leafpool: Shall I help you interpret it?
Jayfeather: No, you go bake brownies.
Leafpool: Okay! *goes off to bake brownies*
Fairyprince: What was the sign?
Jayfeather: So there was this dove's wing, just flying in the air, and then it died!
Dovewing: *wailing* I DON'T WANNA DIE!
Fairyprince: That's done! Let's move on!
Way 4[]
Fairyprince: Sing a song about Hollyleaf, Lionblaze, and Jayfeather!
Amberkit: I wanna help!
Fairyprince: *shakes head and sings* Hollyleaf, her beautiful black pelt shining in the sun! She is so beautiful! I want to kiss her!
Hollyleaf: *blushes*
Fairyprince: *sings* Lionblaze, his muscles ripping through his pelt. He's immortal, and he's awesome!
Lionblaze: Yeah!
Fairyprince: *singing* Jayfeather, his blind eyes shining. He can see through his blindness, and fangirls love him.
Fangirls: Jayie! MINE!
Dovewing: WHERE'S MY VERSE, YOU IDIOT?
Fairyprince: Nowhere!
Way 5[]
Fairyprince: Have her have no breaks at all!
- Amberflower magically comes down from the sky*
Amberflower: Courtesy of my friend Shadowclaw.
Bumblestripe: Can you spy on Blossomfall for me?
Dovewing: Sure *spies on Blossomfall*
Blossomfall: Can you spy on Bumblestripe for me?
Dovewing: *slightly annoyed* Sure. *spies on Bumblestripe*
Briarlight: Can you spy on Jayfeather for me?
Dovewing: *is very annoyed* Fine. *spies on Jayfeather*
Thornclaw: Can you-
Dovewing: JUST GIVE ME A BREAK, WILL YOU? *runs off into the woods*
Thornclaw:-go hunting with me?
Way 6[]
Fairyprince: Shove her into a love dodecahedron!
Bumblestripe: I love you, Dovewing!
Dovewing: Aww, I love you too!
Tigerheart: Hey, tom, get off of my girl!
Dovewing: I like Bumblestripe, Tigerheart!
Thornclaw: She's MINE!
Spiderleg: MAI GURL!
- All of the toms in the world scream "Mine"*
Dovewing: SHUT UP!
Way 7[]
Fairyprince: Have her expect Tigerheart's kits!
Dovewing: I'm expecting kits!
Ferncloud: Who's the father?
Dovewing: I don't know!
Jayfeather: It's Bumblestripe. DUH!
Leafpool: It's-
Jayfeather: Didn't I tell you to go bake brownies?
Leafpool: I already baked brownies!
Jayfeather: Bake some more!
Leafpool: The father is Tigerheart!
Dovewing: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Way 8[]
Fairyprince: Have everyone beat her!
Dovewing: *catches 1,000,000 mice*
Blossomfall: *catches 1,000,000.000000000001 mice*
Dovewing: * ranks 10/10 in battle skills*
Ivypool: *ranks 11/10 in battle skills*
Dovewing: I'm the Mary Sue around here, people!
Ivypool: Too bad!
Dovewing: Crow-food-eaters!
Way 9[]
Fairyprince: Scream! Loudly!
Dovewing: Lalala! Life is good!
Ivypool: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Dovewing: Ow, my ears!
Bumblestripe: AAAAAAAAAAAA!
Dovewing: My ears hurt!
Amberkit: FAIRY PRINCESSES!
Dovewing: Grr! *turns deaf*
Fairyprince: Moving on!
Way 10[]
Fairyprince: Don't annoy her!
Leafpool: This will fail. Epically.
Jayfeather: GO MAKE BROWNIES, LEAFPOOL!
Dovewing: When are you annoying me?
Fairyprince: Soon.
Dovewing: Now?
Fairyprince: Soon.
Dovewing: Now?
Fairyprince: Soon.
3 hours later...
Dovewing: Now?
Fairyprince: AARGH! *jumps off of cliff*
Amberflower: Poll time!
Da Polls![]