Craziness!

Chapter 1-Where is Everybody?

Aqua was in a big empty field. "Where is everybody?" she whined. "I need people to help in this story! I'll go ask Heartie (Heartsky)!"

Aqua came up to a big house in the middle of no-where. She knocked on the door. "Heartie! I need your help in this story! Please!!" Then Firestar came out of no-where and said, "I'm delivering pizza for Heartie." "I didn't know you got a job! Good for you!" Aqua said.

Heartsky came out of the house and said, "Hey! Free pizza! How did you know today was my not-birthday?" Firestar said, "Well, you have 364 not-birthday's every year, so I figured there was a high chance that today was one of them." Heartsky devoured half the pizza, than fell asleep feeling a little sick.

Then, a white tom flew out of the sky and landed on the ground. He had black eyes and a big scar on his shoulder. He had huge black wings. He landed near them all and said, "Ich komme aus dem Ort über den Wolken. Wenn Sie nicht wollen, geben mir Waffeln, werde ich nenne meine Bestie aus dem Boden, und er wird die Erde in ewige Finsternis bedeckt und fressen euch alle! Wahahahahahahahaha!"

Aqua looked at Heartie. "Do you know what he said? It sounds evil, but I don't know what i'm supposed to do!" Firestar said, "Oooh! I understand it! It's in German!" "When did you learn German?" Aqua asked Firestar. "I went to college!" Firestar said. "What did he say?" Aqua asked Firestar. "He said he wanted waffles, and if you don't give him waffles, he'll call up a beast and make the world dark and evil. Oh, and the beast will devour us." Firestar said. "DEVOUR US?!?" Aqua screamed.

"What a good idea!" Zaffie said appreciatively. "I like devouring people."

"B-but I'm a cat!" Firestar stuttered.

Zaffie shrugged. "It doesn't make much difference when you're hungry...," she said slowly.

Firestar screamed and went to hide behind a pine tree, which sprouted suddenly just when he needed it. Zaffie nudged Heartie companionably with her shoulder.

"You see, that's the Erins at work," she said knowlegably. "You can tell it's them when the most unlikely things to happen suddenly do!"

Heartie nodded, although not quite as knowlegably as Zaffie, who won the award. As the great devouring beast presented her with a large, shiny medal, Firestar cautiously crept out of hiding.

"Has it gone?" he asked.

"Ooh, ginger cat, my favourite!" the beast said, licking its lips. It chased after Firestar, who was promptly devoured.

"NOM NOM NOM," said the great devouring beast, and flew off into the distance.

"Ich will noch Waffeln! Gib sie mir, oder ich werde das Tier zurück rufen! Oder ich werde euch besiegen! ICH WILL WAFFELN!" The strange cat screamed.

Heartie shivered. And turned to Zaffie, ignoring the strange cat completely. "Zaffie, the beast said it likes ginger cats the best. What if it decides it's still hungry and comes back.....to eat ME?! Because I'm in cat form right now, because I feel like it. And I'm a ginger cat. Yeah.....oh, and congratulantions on your award, Zaf!"