.... Write what ever you want as long as it's legal. :) --LeopardkitSunClan Forever! 22:35, October 8, 2010 (UTC)


Brambleclaw: *runs in with burglar mask and sac* THIS IS A HOLD UP! PUT IT ALL IN!

Millie: *dumps cash in, but Brambleclaw punches her*

Brambleclaw: I want candy! SUGAR! *goes on rabid rage*

Firestar: Aren't you a little old to be Trick-or-Treating?

Brambleclaw: Yes, Yes I am.

Leafpool: *flies in as Tinkerbell and snatches Brambleclaw's candy* MINE- i mean, for all the good kits of ThunderClan!

Graystripe: OH MY GOSH YOUR AN ANDROID!

Cloudtail: Yes, that's right; I'm a ShadowClan android.

ThunderClan: *dies*

Cloudtail: I THINK I'LL TRY DEFYING GRAVITY! JUST YOU AND I, DEFYING GRAVITY...

--LeopardkitSunClan Forever! 22:35, October 8, 2010 (UTC)

'*Cloudtail starts floating around*

Crazed Mistystar:Look everyone! SUGAR!!!

All kits+Brambleclaw:CAAANDY!!!!

'*all jump on Cloudtail*

Cloudtail:Ouch! Watch where you put your paws Molekit!

Firestar:*runs in with burglar mask and sac* THIS IS A HOLDUP! GIVE ME YOUR CANDY CANES!

ThunderClan:*groans after magically coming back to life*

Somewhere in ShadowClan: BOOM!!!!!!!!!

Blackstar:What was that for?

Snickers:I think that's World War 1,009,188,358,683,967,389,371,194,657,907,762,892 happening somewhere.

Clans:*gape*

Snickers:What? I'm truthful!

Thunder:*grumbles*

Firestar:Iz u mah twinn?

Clans:*maul*

Firestar:*iz mauledd*

Snickers:*also is mauled*

Starstar:*Runs in* GIVE ME YOUR CHOCOLATE BUNNIES!

Snickers:*groans*

SnickersThe trick's on you! >:D 23:36, October 8, 2010 (UTC)


  • in the Dark Forest*

Tigerstar: Alright, Halloween will be a time to show the Clans that we are still-*realizes no one is listening* What are you talking about???

Darkstripe: *looks away from group huddle* We're deciding wheather or not Brokenstar should be a ballerina or tinker bell.

Tigerstar: *starts to say something, then realizes he would much rather do this and pads over* I say tinker bell.

Brokenstar: *nods* that was like, totally what I was thinking.

Leafpool: *teleports in* I TINKERBELL! *bashed then all with a bat*

Scourge: Imma b a sammich.

lol, random and not very good, sorry. Black CatHappy Hallow's Eve!!!!! 14:36, October 9, 2010 (UTC)


Bone: What type of sandwich?

Scourge: Low Cal Roast Beef.

Sandstorm: LOW CAL ROAST BEEF??? *mauls* *eats scourge* NO THEY FORGOT THE MAYO! *goes rabid*

Thormclaw: *not dressed up* CALM THE HECK DOWN!

Leafpool: But your not dressed up!

Thornclaw: Yeah I am! I'm Brackenfur¡™!

Brackenfur: That's a Trademark! Let's see your papers, MISTER!

Thornclaw: Uh... ummmmm


Continue peeps! --LeopardkitSunClan Forever! 15:05, October 9, 2010 (UTC)


  • at Thunderclan*

Brambleclaw: CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY *changes into random anime person costume* ALRIGHT ALICE GIMME CANDY

Squirrelflight: Who's alice?

Leafpool: *teleports in* *facepalms*

Graystripe: I AM DRESSED UP AS FIRESTAR

Firestar: I AM DRESSED UP AS GRAYSTRIPE

Leafpool: *dresses up as sugar cube*

Brambleclaw: *eats leafpool*

Starclan machine: Welcome to Starclan LEAFPOOL. Enter LEAFPOOL.


lol awesomely random The One who Sneaks the Pie 16:00, October 9, 2010 (UTC)

  • at Starclan*

Cinderpelt: Hi leafy! I am dresed up as Sandstorm!

Leafpool: That's Leafpool to YOU, Pieface!

Cinderpelt: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


>:D The One who Sneaks the Pie!~


Rosestar: Treat or treat!

Macadamianut: *grr* Trick or treat!

Rosestar: Why trick?

Macadamianut: *grr* Tradition.

Rosestar: Why tradition?

Nutpaw: Rosestar, our AboveClan ancestors have been celebrating Halloween-

Rosestar: Howloween?

Nutpaw: *grr* Halloween.

Macadamianut: Pointless, apprentice. She'll never get it...

later

Mikiheart: Oh Rosestar come and meet Splashspirit!

Rosestar: NOWAY Splashspirit has a warrior name but is a DRAGON!

Splashspirit: Meja moni cappo miel roga!

Mikiheart: She says 'I've never met a pink cat who is insulting!'

Splashspirit: En moni cappo roga!

Mikiheart: 'Or a pink cat at all!'

AND I STILL DON"T! Happy HOWLOWEEN! Aw aw awooooooo! Woo... wooo.... BOO! 21:43, October 9, 2010 (UTC)


Whitewing: Eat your vegetables or I won't give you candy!

Dovepaw: Ok then. *steals Molekit's candy*

Molekit: *whines until Bumblestripe duct tapes his mouth, and Berrynose's for that matter*

Berrynose: MUHHH MMMMM NUUHH MEH!

Thunderclan: *does victory dance*

Bumblestripe: And that's the true spirt of Halloween!

--LeopardkitSunClan Forever! 01:03, October 10, 2010 (UTC)

'*Poppyfrost walks over to Berrynose*

Berrynose:MUHHM NNMM HHMNNMN NNHHH MEERMM RRNN!!!

Poppyfrost:Berrrynose! There are kits here!

Clan:*stares*

Poppyfrost:I have a magical translator built into me made by The Evil Witch of the Dark Forest. A.k.a. Tigerstar.

Tigerstar:*breaks through ground* Now for the true meaning of Halloween! Brokenstar! I told you to stay down there! *shoves Brokenstar in a Tinker bell costume back into hole.*

Brokenstar:I WANT CAAAAAANNNDY!!!!!!

Dark Forest Cats:CAAANDY!!! CAANDY!!! CAAAANDY!!! WE WANT CAAANDY!!

Tigerstar:*grumbles*

Brokenstar: *flies into a tree*

Foxleap: Cat, cat, cat of the forest, watch out for that treeee!!!!!

Jayfeather: I'm hallucinating. This is not my Clan. This is a figment of my imagination.

SnickersThe trick's on you! >:D 13:44, October 10, 2010 (UTC)


Tigerstar: *dresses up as Firestar*

Graystripe: HEY THATS MY COSTUME GIVE IT BACK *accidentally mauls the real firestar*

Firestar: HEY! WRONG PERSON!!! *mauls jayfeather*

Jayfeather: *pulls out atomic ray and zaps firestar into mouse costume*

Firestar: *goes overboard with the cannibalism and eats himself*

Scourge: Doodly doodly doo doo.

Brokenstar: SCOURGE! I TOLD YOU, NO MORE VIDEO GAMES!

Firestar: *regenerates and gets into Powerpuff Girl Z Bubbles costume*

Tigerstar: ....Good grief. *dresses up as Charlie Brown*

Scourge: *dresses up as Linus*

Leafpool: *dresses up as Lucy, takes the football away from Tigerstar, and yells at Scourge*


>:D The One Who Sneaks The PieTrick Or Treats! 14:59, October 10, 2010 (UTC)


Firestar: BUBBLE FREEDOM

Darkstripe: *isn't purified*

Graystripe: *purified*

Tigerstar: *still trying to kick Leafpool's football*

Brambleclaw: CANDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Leafpool: Halloween is officially ruined, thanks too... Brambleclaw.

Jayfeather: *goes into Powerpuff Girl Z Blossom costume and throws Scourge into Powerpuff Girl Z Buttercup costume*

Leopardpath: (yes, this is you, leapordkit): *sweat drops*

Brambleclaw: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.... (ad infinitum)

Random much The One Who Sneaks The PieTrick Or Treats! 15:13, October 10, 2010 (UTC)


Leafpool: CAN YOU GO DOWN LOW, ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR...? CAN YOU GO TO THE TOP, LIKE YOU'RE NEVER GONNA STOP...

Brokenstar: *dances like a grandma*

Cats: Go Brokey! Go Brokey! Go Brokey!

Dawnpelt, Tigerheart and Flametail: *rings doorbell* TRICK OR TREAT!

Firestar: *chocolate smeared over mouth* Uh, we're out of candy....

Dawnpelt, Tigerheart and Flametail: *TP's ThunderClan camp*

Flametail: Let's blow this popsicle stand! *run over to WindClan*

Mousefur: You rotten kids get off my lawn!

AT WINDCLAN....

Dawnpelt (dressed up in a tu-tu): Yo! Gimme all yo candy!

Tigerheart (dressed up as gangster) Dawnpelt, say "please"! It's the polite thing to do!

Onestar (with curlers in his hair): What do you want!!!! It's 3 in the morning!

Flametail (dressed up as a DINOSAUR WIZARD!): Nice Grandma costume, Onesie!

--LeopardkitSunClan Forever! 14:08, October 16, 2010 (UTC)

  • at shadowclan*

WHOLECAMP HAS BEEN DESTROYED FROM WorldWarSomething

  • at thunderclan*

Brambleclaw: *has eaten all the candy except for the chocolate mint cakes*

Firestar: *throws chocolate mint cakes into safe*

Piesneaker + Sciencechibi (both my characters, based on my siggie & my name): *burrow into safe and eat chocolate mint cakes*

Piesneaker + Sciencechibi: CHOCOLATE MINT CAKES RULE!!!!!!!!!!!! *noms more chocolate mint cakes and finishes the last of them off* AWW NO MORE CHOCOLATE MINT CAKES!

Cloudtail: *finishes defying gravity* Alright everyone, it's 10:30, time to go home!

All kits + Brambleclaw + Piesneaker + Sciencechibi: AWWW! *trudges to dens*

Everyone else: *goes to dens*

Mistystar: *turns off pumpkin lights before going to sleep*

AND THAT IS THE END. HURRAH FOR CHOCOLATE MINT CAKES, WHICH I LIKE THE MOST! The One Who Sneaks The PieTrick Or Treats! 16:43, October 16, 2010 (UTC)


Brambleclaw: *sneaks out like a ninja in the middle of the night to steal everyone's candy but stubs his toe* OWIEEEEEE! GOLDENFWOWER!!!! MWAKE IT STOP! IT HURTIE!

Squirrelflight: *dressed as a ninja with basket of candy* Uh, this isn't what it looks like.....

Blackstar: You're going to the slammer, missy! *attempts to grap her but Squirrely dissapers with ninja skills*

Everyone: ...

Cherrykit: FREE FOR ALL! *starts stampede*

continue from this point!! --LeopardkitSunClan Forever! 21:52, October 18, 2010 (UTC)

Goldenflower: Ugh! *rolls eyes*

Kits: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

Firestar: *yawns* Huh? Whose there? Is ShadowClan invading? Will SOMEBODY tell me what's going on?

Blackstar: Now that you mention it, attacking seems like a good idea. What do you think, Shadowclan?

Shadowclan: *Nods*

Blackstar: Alright then. Shadowclan, Attack! *leaps at Leafpool*

Hollyleaf: Not if I have anything to say about it. You're not going to attack MY mother, and you know what, Blackstar, I can't of a word bad enough to call you.

Jayfeather: H-h-hollyleaf?

Lionblaze: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

Rest of Thunderclan:.......................................

Blackstar: Oh yeah? You and what army? Ha ha ha!

Shadowclan: *laughs scornfully along with their leader*

  • rows of cats appear behind Hollyleaf*

Blackstar: *mouth drops open in surprise*

Hollyleaf: Meet DawnClan.

Firestar: *in shock* 7 CLANS!!!!!!!!!!!????????????? *loses life*

DawnClan Apprentice: Hollystar! Hollystar! Whats wrong with that cat?

Rest of the Cats:.....................................

Jayfeather: *collapses in shock, muttering something about StarClan not telling him about this*

Squirrelflight: *gets Leafpool to help Jayfeather*

Hollystar (Hollyleaf): I think Firestar is losing a life, Sunpaw. Brackencloud, please take Sunpaw away.

  • large ginger tomcat with white paws comes and drags apprentice away by his scruff*

Firestar: *awakens from losing life* THUNDERSTAR?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *loses ANOTHER LIFE*

Dovepaw: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, anyone want some candy?


Sorreltail: Candy? I WANT CANDY! *mauls*

Poppyfrost: Mother, please! You're embarrassing- *sees candy corn* *mauls*

Dovepaw: *screams and runs away, leaving candy behind*

Cats: *fight 'til death for chocolate*

Ferncloud: Wait! Everybody! Go over to Twoleg place! I hear they are giving out tons of SUGARY GOODNESS! But don't look at me! I'm too fat to drag myself over there! Dustpelt, grab some candy for me, will you? Puh-lease? *pouts*

Dustpelt': Ugh! Fine! TELLY-HOE!

ThunderClan: *run over to Twoleg place*

AT TWOLEG PLACE

Door: DING-DONG

Jacques: I'll get it! *opens door*

Kittypets: *scream*

ThunderClan: TRICK OR TREAT!

Susan: Quick, Jacques! Give them the candy! Or they'll do a 'trick'!

Jacques: AHHH! *throws thousands of pounds of candy at the clan cats*

Hazeltail, Cinderheart, Graystripe, and Thornclaw: *appear with trucks to carry candy*

Cinderheart: Quick! Get everything in the truck! The coppers are hot on out tail! Literally!

Cop: *is stepping of Firestar's tail, questioning him*

Hazeltail: STEP ON IT! *cats drive away leaving leader to deal with the police.*

Firestar: Uh, I can explain-

Officer: No you can't

Firestar: Touché.

MEANWHILE, AT THUNDERCLAN CAMP...

Cats: *come in with empty trucks, all extremely overweight suddenly*

Ferncloud: Ooo! Dusty, where's my can-dyyyyy?

Dustpelt (really fat with chocolate smeared all over his face.) Uh, babe, you see about that...

Ferncloud: *mauls*

--LeopardkitSunClan Forever! 20:52, October 23, 2010 (UTC)

Firestar: OMSC!

Sandstorm: What!?

Firestar: My new costume arrived!

Sandstorm: OMSC!!!!!!

Firestar: I know!!!! <3

Cloudtail: Your being Tigerstar for Halloween! I MUST steal your costume!

Firestar: No WAY! This is mine! *Sees candy* And This! *grabs candy* is mineee!

Squrrelflight: No that's MINE!

Firestar: *Doesn't hear*MINNNEEEEEE ALL MINNEEEEE!!!!!! BWA HA HA HA!!!!!

Thunderclan: *Steals candy and runs away*

Firestar: NOOOO!!!!!!!

Ferncloud:*stuffs her face with chocolate*

--Halloweenness!!! I wish it was a word.... 15:16, October 24, 2010 (UTC) (sorry if that wasn't funny)


Daisy: Hey, Ferny! That's my chocolate! 'Cause I'm the laziest queen in the clans!!

Ferncloud (mouth full of chocolate): Muhmuhuhwuffuzlemuhwhicz! (Translation: Get a loving mate first!)

Daisy: Wahh! I feel depressed! I need to find a random mate to please the fan base so that he has a mate! OH THORNCLAW!

Thornclaw: Crap!

Daisy: Congrats! Your the dad of my kits!

ThunderClan: O_o

Spiderleg: Oh no you di'dn't

Daisy: Oh yes he di'id.

Firestar: Where was I.... Oh yeah! Creating plotlines for the books! Uh, uh.... Daisy, you're exiled! Oh, you have kits! Well, I guess becuase I'm the kindest, most boring leader ever, you have to stay! After that, get y'all lazy furry butt out of here! Me and my bud Vicky are sick of you!

Fans everywhere': *celebrate*

--LeopardkitSunClan Forever! 21:46, October 26, 2010 (UTC)

Random kit: Fwirestah? Could I see your costume?

Firestar: -pulls out Tigerstar costume- FEEL THE POWER OF THE TIGAH!

RK (random kit): Cool! May I be Bwokenstah?

Firestar: -pulls out Brokenstar costume- SURE!

Brokenstar: OMSC HOW DID YOU GET THE VINTAGE BROKENSTAR COSTUME?!

Sandstorm: -mauls- I have the REAL vintage. I have his pelt!

Firestar: -cries- NOOO!! That was my costume!

RK: I fought it was mine.

Firestar: IT WAS A PLOT TO STEAL ZE CANDY!

Brambleclaw: Firestar...?

Firestar: -zips up self in Tigerstar costume-

Brambleclaw: -runs away screaming, dropping candy-

Sandstorm: -mauls Firestar and gulps candy-

RK and Firestar: -jump on Sandstorm-

Holly ThornbladeThe War to End All Wars- Have You Joined? 19:52, October 28, 2010 (UTC)

Brambleclaw:Gwess how many candies Iz had!

ThunderClan:How many?

Brambleclaw:*Says proudly*123,456,789,009,876,543,212,345,678,900,987,654,321,123,456,789,009,876,543,211,234.06

Clans:*faint*

Brambleclaw:*steals all candy* Mwhahahahahahahahahaha!

Vicky:*stares*

Brambleclaw:I really need a wish right now! *faints*

  • imaginary curtain closes*

Audience:Boooo! *picks up and throws Firestar*

Firestar:Hey! This pelt is insured for 10 rabbits! I'm calling my lawyer!

SnickersThe trick's on you! >:D 17:42, October 30, 2010 (UTC)


Lawyer: *shows up in ballerina costume* Uh, this isn't what it looks like....

Firestar: I know! You're going to a costume contest!

Lawyer:.... Yes, Yes I am. compation

Firestar: So am I! And I need to eliminate the competition! *mauls*

Lawyer: Shoot!

Squirrelflight: *dressed up like Lady Gaga* *to Leafpool* ... And I was like, 'OMG Brambly, you're so hawt and stuff', and then we started to text, and then, like, he texted 'I <3 u' and i started thinking he like, like liked me, but turns out that was for his mom. :(

Leafpool: *dressed up as Feathertail to impress a certain someone* Oh Em Gee Squirrelapus!

Crowfeather: *rings ThunderClan's doorbell, forced to take Breezepelt trick-or-treating with Nightcloud taking pictures*

Nightcloud: Now stand still, honey- Comb your hair, Breezy! SAY CHEESE-

Crowfeather: *sees Leafpool thinking it's Feathertail* OH MY STARCLAN FEATHERTAIL! *runs over to her*

Nightcloud: *spazzes out*

Breezepelt: *steals candy when no ones looking and runs over to ShadowClan*

--LeopardkitSunClan Forever! 16:34, October 31, 2010 (UTC)


THE NEXT DAY

All cats except Jayfeather: *wake up sleepily and looking sick* Ugh what did we eat?

Jayfeather: What the Dark Forest happened to you foolish guinea pigs? Did you try to break into NASA's headquarters, again? Foxleap, I thought narrowly escaping from the FBI was a lesson! Go to you room!

Foxleap: Ohmigosh, mom, leave me alone!

Jayfeather: But as remember from the little holiday, I am the FBI! *pulls out taser and rubber duck* WE HAVE THE BUILDING SURROUNDED!

Foxleap: *pulls out sunglasses and ninja rolls out with Jayfeather and the US government hot on his tail- and in the cat's case, the do have tails 0.o*

Foxleap: Why can't I just be a lizard, shedding it off?

Jayfeather: That would be to epic to happen.

FBI & Foxleap: *agrees*

MEANWHILE, AT THUNDERCLAN..."

Brambleclaw: *wakes up, gaining 40 pounds* Wow! Nutrastem really works! Have you called Jenny yet?

Squirrelflight: *is literally bouncing of the walls like a Pinball machine*

Firestar: *lassos Squirrelflight in* *looks confused* Shut up, Brackenfur! Did I raise my daughter to like this? No! Go and clean the bathroom!

Thornclaw: *has blue cotton candy* So... when do we raid WindClan's candy supply?

Firestar: Excellent idea, Buttercup! Let's go!

ThunderClan: *runs off to cause trouble*

Icecloud: *walks in with iPod to deserted camp* Hello???? Anyone here? Why have I been mysterously absent the whole time? Ah, well! I have AVPM and Doritos! *begins dancing to outro song*

Leopard: *walks in on set* That's a wrap! Congrats, everybody! It's over!

Everyone: *dances to outro song*

Icecloud: Wait! I need to know what was in that wrap, Leopard! I ordered one from Subway! I think it's mine! *runs after Leopard*


Thanks to everybody who contributed/read! You rock and made a great story!--LeopardkitSunClan Forever! 04:12, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

Brambleclaw: No! Not over! Not yet!

Timmy Turner (i know this is random): Lol! I wish it were Halloween every day!

Cosmo & Wanda: *wands*

Truffledanger: Hurray! Lights, Camera, ACTION!

Piesneaker + Sciencechibi: HURAY HURRAY HURRAY HURRAY!!! *runs off dressed as Susan and Mary Test*

Cloudtail: HAHA! *dresses up as Johnny Test and runs off with Piesneaker + Sciencechibi*

Tigerstar (dressed up as Blingblingboy): NO! My beloved Susan Test, come back to me! Come kiss me!

Piesneaker: NO WAY! *takes bites of chocolate mint cake*

Amu Hinamori: *pops out of nowhere* MY HEART UNLOCK! Character Combination, Amulet Devil! EL, YOU ARE SO IN TROUBLE!

El: HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!

Random, with hardly anything in it - but to me, still funny! TruffledangerWelcome to my den 16:15, November 7, 2010 (UTC)


Brambleclaw: *wakes up* Uh what happened?

Squirrelflight: You stole all of my money. Pay up. Or I'll call the coppers.

Brambleclaw: Uh, no need for that Squirrellykins. *throws bags of money at her*

Squirrelflight: Wow, you actually feel for that! I can't believe- I mean, yes, you did steal my money- and my sports car, and the keys to my penthouse apartment-

Firestar: *apears with bags under his eyes and looks confused* Shut up Thornclaw! You stupid head-

Clan: Gasp! You called him a stupid head! You meanie pants!

Firestar: Shut up, uh.... SkyClan.

Dustpelt: Dude, we're ThunderClan! What is SkyClan? Some sort of medication??

'Firestar: ... Yes, yes it is. Anyway, Somebody stole my jolly rancher!!! A tragedy!

Clan: Gasp!

Firestar: I know! Therefore, I am banning Halloween FOREVER!

Sandstorm: But you can't make laws from other clans!

Firestar: And since when has that stopped me before?

Sandstorm: Touché

Firestar: *erases everyone in the clan's memory of this holiday*

MEANWHILE...

Stormfur: (to Tribe)It's called "Halloween", and it's a clan thing.....

Thanks to Snickers, Arti, ScienceChibi, Mistysun, Hollyfire and Leafwhisker for contributing! And thanks to you for reading! Well, that's the end of our story! See ya! Now that it's November, who's gonna start a Thanksgiving one.... even though the cats are Brittish... MWA HAHAHA *evil thunder* --LeopardkitSunClan Forever! 03:49, November 8, 2010 (UTC)


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