Rowanclaw: ALL RISE FOR HONORABLE JUDGE LEOPARDKIT!!
Leopard: 'Kay, thanks, Rowanclaw- WHAT ARE YOU DOING????? *Points at Darkstripe*
Darkstripe: Uh, uh nothing-
Leopard: Take away that nose-picker!!!
Rowanclaw: *drags away Darkstripe wearing a pink tu-tu*
Leopard: Ok, bring them in!!
Rowanclaw: *brings in Brairlight, Blossomfall, Whitewing, Weedwhisker, Mumblefoot, Oddfoot, Goosefeather, Poppydawn, Poppyfrost, Honeyfern, Kestrelflight, Sunstrike, Morningcloud, Ryewhisker, Deadfoot, Onestar, Redwillow, Ratscar, Hollowbelly, Archeye, Clawface, Whitewater, and a heck of a lot of others!*
Leopard: Ok, so, you all have suckish names. Ok, so, the worst of you- Mumblefoot, Kestrelflight, Morningcloud, Ryewhisker, Deadfoot, Oddfoot, Whitewater, Ratscar, Archeye and Clawface- you all get 10,000 moons in the Elder's den-
Cats Listed: Yay!
Leopard: -Looking after Mousefur!
Cats Listed: NO!
Mousefur: There's a thorn in my moss!
Rowanclaw: *drags away screaming cats*
Leopard: Ok, next up-
Poppyfrost: No! This isn't our fault! It's HIS!
Firestar: What's up y'all?
Leopard: GET HIM!
Cats: *tackles leader*
Firestar: No! I just got my pelt dyed and straightened! It cost 10 mice!
Leopard: Ok, your punishment is to construct a Stone Hedge made from Macaroni! Yeah that's right- LOW CALORIE MAC AND CHEESE!
Firestar: Gasp! You know my secret weakness!
Rowanclaw: *drags away an insane Firestar foaming at the mouth*
Leopard: Ok, now for the hard part- SkyClan.
Rowanclaw: *Brings in Bouncefire, Sharpclaw- Ah the heck with it! Just haul them all in!*
Leopard: Where did you go wrong? All of your names are ridiculous! I mean, your daylight warriors! Billystorm! Harveymoon! That untypeable one-
Macv...Magyv- Macgyver!: Hey!
Leopard: *ignores him* Ok, so, those 3, you have to be my personal assistants for the day! You have to do my english homework! GO!
Rowanclaw: *hands those cats 3000 pounds of homework*
Leopard: Leafstar, You're not being punished 'cause I put you down for insanity-
Leopard: -'Cuz Firestar taught you. Oh, and bring her in!!!
Rowanclaw: *throws Millie into the room*
Leopard: What the heck?? You name your kits like they're- *theme music starts playing* Freaking POWER PUFF GIRLS? What's wrong with you! You punishment is having to listen to every single one of Purdy's stories! Go!!
Millie: *starts crying and eating Cheerios while humming the Power Puff girls theme song*
Leopard: Case Closed! Bring in the dancing Lobsters!