Whitestorm- Hi there! I’m Whitestorm, Your host. And today we’re going to be filming-
Everyone- CLANS! GOT! TALENT!!!!!!!!!!!
Whitestorm- Yep! And today The judges are Jayfeather, Hazeltail, Stonefur, and Heathertail!
Everyone- YAY!!!!
Hazeltail- Our first contestant will be...
Berrynose- Me!
Judges- O_O
Heathertail- Hey! That’s not fair! Isn’t he like, your brother or something?
Hazeltail- So?
Stonefur- What she’s trying to say is that you’ll vote for him.
Hazeltail- WHAT!?! I would never do that! Why would I vote for that mouse-brain?
Daisy- WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE YOUNG LADY!
Hazeltail- Leave me alone, MOM.
Graystripe- What’s a, ‘lady’?
Firestar- Idk.
Whitestorm- Moving on, what’s your act Berrynose?
Berrynose- Catching the most mice.
Whitestorm- Okay, but you’ll need a partner.
Mosspelt- Pick me! Pick me!
Jayfeather- And who might you be???
Mosspelt- A random background character the author picked out of the alliengences.
Whitestorm- *Sets timer.*
Heathertail- Okay then! And- Start!
Berrynose- *Starts stalking a plump mouse.*
Mosspelt- *Jumps on prey.*
Stonefur- One Mosspelt, Zero Berrynose.
Mosspelt- *Buries prey*
Berrynose- *Is about to catch mouse.*
Mosspelt- AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Berrynose- Hey! What was that for!
Mosspelt- I was scaring of the prey you were about to catch.
Berrynose- Hey! Jayfeather! Is that even aloud!?!
Jayfeather- Technically yes.
Mosspelt- Yay!
Whitestorm- And... Times up! Mosspelt wins!
Berrynose- NOOOO!!!!!!!
Mousewhisker- HAHAHA.
Berrynose- Ugh...
Hazeltail- *Votes No.*
Stonefur- *Votes No.*
Jayfeather- *Votes No.*
Heathertail- *Votes No.*
Whitestorm- And sorry, Mosspelt, you won’t be moving onto the next round.
Heathertail- Next act, ...Tigerstar???
Tigerstar- That’s me!
Audience- ...
Judges- *Whisper Whisper*
Hazeltail- Uh... I don’t think we can let you on this show.
Whitestorm- Yeah. *Calls Security*
Scourge- This is security. What seems to be the problem.
Heathertail- HIM. *Points claw to Tigerstar.*
Scourge- Got it. Target confirmed. *Points watergun to Tigerstar*
Spottedleaf- *Squirts gun.*
Tigerstar- NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riverclan- *Rolls Eyes.*
Security- *Drags Tigerstar away.*
Stonefur- Okay.... Next act?
Jayfeather- Lionblaze.
Lionblaze- YEAH! *Starts working out.*
Whitestorm- Uh... Is Lionblaze a body-builder or something?
Jayfeather- ...No...
Stonefur- Moving on, what’s your act?
Lionblaze- Well since you asked... Skateboarding down a ramp, jumping through a hoop of fire, lifting a 100 pound weight, and finally landing on the ground all in 1 minute.
Judges- Whoa....
Lionblaze- *Pulls out skateboard and winks at Heathertail.*
Heathertail- Ew.
Lionblaze: *Hops on skateboard.*
Hawkfrost and Tigerstar: MWHAHAHAHAAH! *Lights skateboard ramp on fire.*
Lionblaze: NO!!!!
Lionblaze: *Is scent spiraling into a inferno of blazing flames.*
Hazeltail: ...?
Stonefur: Uh, Is he OK?
Jayfeather: Just watch...
Lionblaze: Jumps off of the burning ramp and into the firey hoop, grabs 100 pound weight, and lands on ground.* I’M INVINCIBLE!!!
Heathertail: ???
Jayfeather: It’s his thing.
Lionblaze: Yep!
Stonefur: Time to vote!
Stonefur: *Votes Yes.*
Hazeltail: *Votes Yes.*
Heathertail: *Votes No.*
Jayfeather: *Votes, ‘I’m blind so I couldn’t even see and I honestly don’t care.’*
Stonefur: LIONBLAZE WINS!
Lionblaze: Woo-hoo! *Walks off with Cinderheart.*
Whitestorm: Now it’s time for a commercial break!
(Commercial)
Brackenfur: Hello Cats! Today, I’m going to be showing you my awesome new product!
Sorreltail: What is it???
Brackenfur: Meow Munch Kitty Food!TM
Sorreltail: Delicous!
Brackenfur: You’re sure right! Here’s some information on the following.
(Ingredients) cornstarch, mouse tails, chicken, artificial food coloring, artificial preservatives, unhealthiness, fresh-kill extract, dead cat bones, jello, random things you find in the forest, more cornstarch, wren.
Side effects of eating this include: stomach problems, rashes, trouble breathing, weight problems, turning into a dog, fleas/ticks, strokes, heart attacks, and occasionally death.
Sorreltail: Delicous!
(End of commercial break.)
Whitestorm: And our next contestant is...
Brightheart: Hello!
Whitewing: MOM?
Whitestorm: Hello Brightheart! What‘s your act?
Brightheart: Shooting a apple with one eye closed!
Brightheart: *Wraps blindfold around one eye.*
Whitestorm: Um, Brightheart? What about your, you know, other eye?
Brightheart: What do you mean?
Whitestorm: You know, your eye got ripped off by a dog in A Dangerous Path.
Brightheart: SPOILER! I only read up to Fire & Ice! You just ruined the whole series for me! *Starts crying.*
Hazeltail: Now look what you’ve done Whitestorm! You made her cry!
Whitestorm: Sorry!
Jayfeather: *Sighs*
Cloudtail: You only read up to Fire & Ice? I’m on Sunset, and Whitewing’s on Dark River.
Brightheart: *Crying* Don’t spoil it!
Stonefur: Brightheart, do you need some time off stage?
Brightheart: *Sniffles* Yes.
Stonefur: Okay, we’ll come back to you later. Next act, BREEZEPELT???
Breezepelt: (Comes out wearing a black leather jacket with golden chains.) Sup Yo.
Heathertail: Go Breezepelt! (Cheers)
Whitestorm: What’s your act?
Breezepelt: Singing.
Whitestorm: Okay, go ahead.
(Lights dim and heavy metal starts playing in the background.)
Breezepelt: *Starts singing ‘My songs know what you did in the dark’ by Fall Out Boy.*
Breezepelt: So Light Em’ Up, Up, Up, Light Em’ Up, Up, Up- On Fireeeeee!
Audience: *Claps*
Stonefur: *Votes Yes*
Hazeltail: *Votes Yes*
Jayfeather: *Votes Yes*
Heathertail: *Slams the Golden Buzzer*
Breezepelt: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heathertail: <3
Lionblaze: *Rolls Eyes.*
Whitestorm: Congratulations Breezepelt, your automatically moving on to the final round!
Everyone except Lionblaze: *Claps*
Breezepelt: Hey Heathy? <3
Heathertail: Yes Breezy? <3
Breezepelt: Me and my friends are gonna’ be partying at my house tonight. Wanna come?
Heathertail: Yes!
Breezepelt: *Leaves Stage*
Lionblaze: UGHHHHHHHHH.
Whitestorm: And that’s the end of this episode! Stay tuned folks!
(Midnight: Breezepelt’s House.)
Breezepelt, Heathertail, And basically every Windclan cat in history except Crowfeather: *Partying*
Lionblaze: *Creeping around the back of the house*
Lioblaze: Time to crash this party!
Lionblaze: *Breaks through living-room window* HI-YAH!!!!!!!!
Heathertail: *Shreaks*
Breezepelt: OH-MY-GOSH-WHAT-THE-HECK-ARE-YOU-DOING-HERE-GET-OUT-OF-MY-HOUSE-RIGHT-NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tallstar: You could of just taken the front door you know.
Lionblaze: And who are you?
Tallstar: Leader of Windclan before Onestar.
Barkface: He’s so famous they even made a book about him!
Tallstar: It‘s called Tallstar’s Revenge.
Kestrelflight: Ooooh, Sounds dramatic!
Breezepelt: Yeah. Anyway, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!
Lionblaze: Isn’t It obvious? Since I wasn’t invited, The only choice of action is to totally wreck your house!
Windclan: ...
Heathertail: Um, no. So how about you get out of here before I call the cops.
Lionblaze: Even you don’t want me here Heathy? D:
Breezepelt: ONLY I CAN CALL HER HEATHY!
Heathertail: See? This is why we broke up, Lionblaze. You’re a emotionally unstable jerk who only cares about a dorky prophecy and becoming the best warrior in Thunderclan, Plus, You already have a girlfriend!
Lionblaze: I have a girlfriend?
Cinderheart: *Cries*
Heathertail: And kids.
Lionblaze: I have kids?
Hollytuft, Sorrelstripe, Spotpaw, Flypaw, Fernsong, and Snappaw: *Cries*
Heathertail: *Rolls eyes*
Breezepelt: Lets get this over with. *Calls cops*
Lionblaze: OH NO YOU DON’T! *Leaps on Breezepelt*
Breezepelt: OW! *Bites Lionblaze*
Lionblaze: OW! *Hisses and Bites Breezepelt.
Smokehaze & Brindlewing: DADDY!!!! *Bites Lionblaze*
Lionblaze: OW!
All of Windclan: HI-YAH!!!!!!! *Jumps on Lionblaze*
Lionblaze: MWHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Pushes them all off.* I’M INVINCIBLE!!!
Crowfeather: *Magically teleports into room.*
Crowfeather: Lionblaze, Stop! Go to your room and think about what you’ve done.
Lionblaze: I don’t have to listen to you! I don’t even consider you as my real dad!
Crowfeather: Good point.
Jayfeather: STOP!!!
Everyone: *Stops*
Jayfeather: As ultimate magical sorcerer of all time, I must banish you all to...
Ashfoot: Where?
Jayfeather: RAVENPAW’S/BARLEY’S BARN!!!
Lionblaze: WHY!?!
Jayfeather: Because. *Pulls out Magic Stick* HAHA!
Heatherstar: ???
*Everyone gets sent through a space-time loop, but instead of them all going to the barn, Ravenpaw and Barley appear with everyone else at the Clans Got Talent filming studio the next day.*
Jayfeather: NOOO!!! I should of known! My magic didn’t work because my stick is broken!
Ravenpaw: Magic...?
Firestar and Greystripe: RAVENPAW!
Ravenpaw: Guys?
Ravenpaw, Greystripe and Firestar: BRO HUG!
Dustpelt: I totally do not have any emotional consideration for this individual and is definitely not his brother.
Rock: Hello, Jayfeather.
Jayfeather: Hello, Rock. What are you doing here?
Rock: I just wanted to let you know by teleporting here you technically brought back every single dead cat. Ever.
Jayfeather: Ever?
Rock: EVER.
Jayfeather: So that means...
Half Moon: Jay’s Wing!
Jayfeather: Half Moon!
Half Moon: I’ve missed you so much!
Lionblaze: *Cough Cough* Sorry to interrupt, BUT WHO ARE YOU ANYWAY!?!
Half Moon: Well, technically I’m Jayfeather’s girlfriend (Or something like that) who was also the first Stoneteller, and was the one who sent the clans to the forest,