Whitestorm- Hi there! I’m Whitestorm, Your host. And today we’re going to be filming-
Everyone- CLANS! GOT! TALENT!!!!!!!!!!!
Whitestorm- Yep! And today The judges are Jayfeather, Hazeltail, Stonefur, and Heathertail!
Everyone- YAY!!!!
Hazeltail- Our first contestant will be...
Berrynose- Me!
Judges- O_O
Heathertail- Hey! That’s not fair! Isn’t he like, your brother or something?
Hazeltail- So?
Stonefur- What she’s trying to say is that you’ll vote for him.
Hazeltail- WHAT!?! I would never do that! Why would I vote for that mouse-brain?
Daisy- WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE YOUNG LADY!
Hazeltail- Leave me alone, MOM.
Graystripe- What’s a, ‘lady’?
Firestar- Idk.
Whitestorm- Moving on, what’s your act Berrynose?
Berrynose- Catching the most mice.
Whitestorm- Okay, but you’ll need a partner.
Mosspelt- Pick me! Pick me!
Jayfeather- And who might you be???
Mosspelt- A random background character the author picked out of the alliengences.
Whitestorm- *Sets timer.*
Heathertail- Okay then! And- Start!
Berrynose- *Starts stalking a plump mouse.*
Mosspelt- *Jumps on prey.*
Stonefur- One Mosspelt, Zero Berrynose.
Mosspelt- *Buries prey*
Berrynose- *Is about to catch mouse.*
Mosspelt- AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Berrynose- Hey! What was that for!
Mosspelt- I was scaring of the prey you were about to catch.
Berrynose- Hey! Jayfeather! Is that even aloud!?!
Jayfeather- Technically yes.
Mosspelt- Yay!
Whitestorm- And... Times up! Mosspelt wins!
Berrynose- NOOOO!!!!!!!
Mousewhisker- HAHAHA.
Berrynose- Ugh...
Hazeltail- *Votes No.*
Stonefur- *Votes No.*
Jayfeather- *Votes No.*
Heathertail- *Votes No.*
Whitestorm- And sorry, Mosspelt, you won’t be moving onto the next round.
Heathertail- Next act, ...Tigerstar???
Tigerstar- That’s me!
Audience- ...
Judges- *Whisper Whisper*
Hazeltail- Uh... I don’t think we can let you on this show.
Whitestorm- Yeah. *Calls Security*
Scourge- This is security. What seems to be the problem.
Heathertail- HIM. *Points claw to Tigerstar.*
Scourge- Got it. Target confirmed. *Points watergun to Tigerstar*
Spottedleaf- *Squirts gun.*
Tigerstar- NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riverclan- *Rolls Eyes.*
Security- *Drags Tigerstar away.*
Stonefur- Okay.... Next act?
Jayfeather- Lionblaze.
Lionblaze- YEAH! *Starts working out.*
Whitestorm- Uh... Is Lionblaze a body-builder or something?
Jayfeather- ...No...
Stonefur- Moving on, what’s your act?
Lionblaze- Well since you asked... Skateboarding down a ramp, jumping through a hoop of fire, lifting a 100 pound weight, and finally landing on the ground all in 1 minute.
Judges- Whoa....
Lionblaze- *Pulls out skateboard and winks at Heathertail.*
Heathertail- Ew.
Lionblaze: *Hops on skateboard.*
Hawkfrost and Tigerstar: MWHAHAHAHAAH! *Lights skateboard ramp on fire.*
Lionblaze: NO!!!!
Lionblaze: *Is scent spiraling into a inferno of blazing flames.*
Hazeltail: ...?
Stonefur: Uh, Is he OK?
Jayfeather: Just watch...
Lionblaze: Jumps off of the burning ramp and into the firey hoop, grabs 100 pound weight, and lands on ground.* I’M INVINCIBLE!!!
Heathertail: ???
Jayfeather: It’s his thing.
Lionblaze: Yep!
Stonefur: Time to vote!
Stonefur: *Votes Yes.*
Hazeltail: *Votes Yes.*
Heathertail: *Votes No.*
Jayfeather: *Votes, ‘I’m blind so I couldn’t even see and I honestly don’t care.’*
Stonefur: LIONBLAZE WINS!
Lionblaze: Woo-hoo! *Walks off with Cinderheart.*
Whitestorm: Now it’s time for a commercial break!
(Commercial)
Brackenfur: Hello Cats! Today, I’m going to be showing you my awesome new product!
Sorreltail: What is it???
Brackenfur: Meow Munch Kitty Food!TM
Sorreltail: Delicous!
Brackenfur: You’re sure right! Here’s some information on the following.
(Ingredients) cornstarch, mouse tails, chicken, artificial food coloring, artificial preservatives, unhealthiness, fresh-kill extract, dead cat bones, jello, random things you find in the forest, more cornstarch, wren.
Side effects of eating this include: stomach problems, rashes, trouble breathing, weight problems, turning into a dog, fleas/ticks, strokes, heart attacks, and occasionally death.
Sorreltail: Delicous!
(End of commercial break.)
Whitestorm: And our next contestant is...
Brightheart: Hello!
Whitewing: MOM?
Whitestorm: Hello Brightheart! What‘s your act?
Brightheart: Shooting a apple with one eye closed!
Brightheart: *Wraps blindfold around one eye.*
Whitestorm: Um, Brightheart? What about your, you know, other eye?
Brightheart: What do you mean?
Whitestorm: You know, your eye got ripped off by a dog in A Dangerous Path.
Brightheart: SPOILER! I only read up to Fire & Ice! You just ruined the whole series for me! *Starts crying.*
Hazeltail: Now look what you’ve done Whitestorm! You made her cry!
Whitestorm: Sorry!
Jayfeather: *Sighs*
Cloudtail: You only read up to Fire & Ice? I’m on Sunset, and Whitewing’s on Dark River.
Brightheart: *Crying* Don’t spoil it!