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Whitestorm- Hi there! I’m Whitestorm, Your host. And today we’re going to be filming-

Everyone- CLANS! GOT! TALENT!!!!!!!!!!!

Whitestorm- Yep! And today The judges are Jayfeather, Hazeltail, Stonefur, and Heathertail!

Everyone- YAY!!!!

Hazeltail- Our first contestant will be...

Berrynose- Me!

Judges- O_O

Heathertail- Hey! That’s not fair! Isn’t he like, your brother or something?

Hazeltail- So?

Stonefur- What she’s trying to say is that you’ll vote for him.

Hazeltail- WHAT!?! I would never do that! Why would I vote for that mouse-brain?

Daisy- WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE YOUNG LADY!

Hazeltail- Leave me alone, MOM.

Graystripe- What’s a, ‘lady’?

Firestar- Idk.

Whitestorm- Moving on, what’s your act Berrynose?

Berrynose- Catching the most mice.

Whitestorm- Okay, but you’ll need a partner.

Mosspelt- Pick me! Pick me!

Jayfeather- And who might you be???

Mosspelt- A random background character the author picked out of the alliengences.

Whitestorm- *Sets timer.*

Heathertail- Okay then! And- Start!

Berrynose- *Starts stalking a plump mouse.*

Mosspelt- *Jumps on prey.*

Stonefur- One Mosspelt, Zero Berrynose.

Mosspelt- *Buries prey*

Berrynose- *Is about to catch mouse.*

Mosspelt- AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Berrynose- Hey! What was that for!

Mosspelt- I was scaring of the prey you were about to catch.

Berrynose- Hey! Jayfeather! Is that even aloud!?!

Jayfeather- Technically yes.

Mosspelt- Yay!

Whitestorm- And... Times up! Mosspelt wins!

Berrynose- NOOOO!!!!!!!

Mousewhisker- HAHAHA.

Berrynose- Ugh...

Hazeltail- *Votes No.*

Stonefur- *Votes No.*

Jayfeather- *Votes No.*

Heathertail- *Votes No.*

Whitestorm- And sorry, Mosspelt, you won’t be moving onto the next round.

Heathertail- Next act, ...Tigerstar???

Tigerstar- That’s me!

Audience- ...

Judges- *Whisper Whisper*

Hazeltail- Uh... I don’t think we can let you on this show.

Whitestorm- Yeah. *Calls Security*

Scourge- This is security. What seems to be the problem.

Heathertail- HIM. *Points claw to Tigerstar.*

Scourge- Got it. Target confirmed. *Points watergun to Tigerstar*

Spottedleaf- *Squirts gun.*

Tigerstar- NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Riverclan- *Rolls Eyes.*

Security- *Drags Tigerstar away.*

Stonefur- Okay.... Next act?

Jayfeather- Lionblaze.

Lionblaze- YEAH! *Starts working out.*

Whitestorm- Uh... Is Lionblaze a body-builder or something?

Jayfeather- ...No...

Stonefur- Moving on, what’s your act?

Lionblaze- Well since you asked... Skateboarding down a ramp, jumping through a hoop of fire, lifting a 100 pound weight, and finally landing on the ground all in 1 minute.

Judges- Whoa....

Lionblaze- *Pulls out skateboard and winks at Heathertail.*

Heathertail- Ew.

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