A little guide on how to torture your clanmates!
Bramblestar is sitting in his den, sharing tongues with Squirrelflight, when a loud noise from outside draws his attention.
Bramblestar: Do you hear that noise?
Squirrelflight: OMG! The ice-cream truck is here!
Squirrelflight: (runs outside)
Bramblestar: I better stop her before she does anything stupid. (Goes outside)
(Outside, a group of cats has gathered)
Squirrelflight: IS IT THE ICE_CREAM TRUCK?!?!?
Hazeltail: YAY! ICE-CREAM!
Berrynose: Oh my goodness! I'm so excited!!!
Daisy: But you're lactose-intolerant!
Brightheart: HA! YOU STINK!
Berrynose: I'll have an ice lolly!
Daisy: But you're ice lolly-intolerant too!
Squirrelflight: HAHA! BERRYNOSE GETS NO ICE-CREAM!
Icecloud: that's not an ice-cream truck.
Firestar: ANd you know this.. how?
Bramblestar: I thought you were dead!!!!
Firestar: Oops. (explodes)
Bramblestar: That's better.
Squirrelflight: Maybe it's an ice-cream maker?
Icecloud: IT SAYS IT"S A TELEPORTING/TIME TRAVEL DEVICE ON IT!
Berrynose: COOL! I WANNA DO THAT!
Sandstorm: WHY ARE WE YELLING?
Cloudtail: I DON'T KNOW!!!!
(Two cats step out of the mist)
Brightsong: Where the heck are we?
Griffenclaw: This isn't the pizza place!
Icecloud: Oh, the pizza place is in ShadowClan territory.
Brightsong: Then where are WE?!?!?!?
Ivypool: Who are you?
Dovewing: You're in ThunderClan.
Ivypool: YOU DON"T TELL THEM!
Brightsong: I'm Brightsong, and this is Griffenclaw
Griffenclaw: Yo peeps.
Brightsong: You said you were a Clan?
Brightsong: (grins) Griffenclaw, I know what we're gonna do today.
Give Millie an iPod of Taylor Swift
Brightsong: (walks up to Millie) Hey.
Millie: (whips around) Oh, it's you.
Brightsong:Who were you expecting?
Millie: Your brother.
Brightsong: I DON"T HAVE A BROTHER!
Millie: That Griffenclaw isn't…
Millie: Oh. Why are you here?
Brightsong: (holds up iPod) This.
Millie: (suspicious glance) Is there any Taylor Swift?
Brightsong: It's all One Direction.
Millie: OMG! I <3 1D!!!!!! (steals iPod)
Brightsong: Yep. Play it.
Millie: (puts in on)
Brightsong: (evil laugh)
Millie: (hears Taylor Swift) ARGH! MY EARS!
Ivypool: What did you just do?
Bumblestripe: Who cares? It's funny!
Brackenfur: I'm kinda freaked out.
Millie: (runs around screaming) NUUUUU!!!!!
Sorreltail: Uh-oh. This could be bad.
Cinderheart: Why do you care?
Brightsong: This could be bad…
Millie: (runs around, and mauls Daisy)
Millie: MAKE THIS STOP!
Brightheart: HAHA! SUCKERS!
Griffenclaw: (comes in with pizza)
Griffenclaw: ShadowClan makes good pizza!
Brightsong: Ack. (mauls Daisy)
Brightheart: OMG! DAISY HATER!
Brightsong: BRIGHTHEART! (tackle hugs her)
Millie: GET IT OFF! (jumps into the lake)
Cloudtail: (pads in) Hey, Brightheart, I brought the kits.
Brightheart: Good. Today I'm teaching them to hate, and maul Daisy.
Millie: (runs in screaming) I HATE YOU BRIGHTSONG!
Brightsong: (hisses) Don't you dare hurt me!
Millie: Why not?
Brightheart: (puts on more Taylor Swift)
Brightsong: (checks Millie off list)