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A little guide on how to torture your clanmates!

Intro

Bramblestar is sitting in his den, sharing tongues with Squirrelflight, when a loud noise from outside draws his attention.

Bramblestar: Do you hear that noise?

Squirrelflight: OMG! The ice-cream truck is here!

Bramblestar: What?

Squirrelflight: (runs outside)

Bramblestar: I better stop her before she does anything stupid. (Goes outside)

(Outside, a group of cats has gathered)

Squirrelflight: IS IT THE ICE_CREAM TRUCK?!?!?

Hazeltail: YAY! ICE-CREAM!

Berrynose: Oh my goodness! I'm so excited!!!

Daisy: But you're lactose-intolerant!

Brightheart: HA! YOU STINK!

Berrynose: I'll have an ice lolly!

Daisy: But you're ice lolly-intolerant too!

Squirrelflight: HAHA! BERRYNOSE GETS NO ICE-CREAM!

Brightheart: HIGH-PAW!!!

Icecloud: that's not an ice-cream truck.

Firestar: ANd you know this.. how?

Bramblestar: I thought you were dead!!!!

Firestar: Oops. (explodes)

Bramblestar: That's better.

Squirrelflight: Maybe it's an ice-cream maker?

Icecloud: IT SAYS IT"S A TELEPORTING/TIME TRAVEL DEVICE ON IT!

Berrynose: COOL! I WANNA DO THAT!

Sandstorm: WHY ARE WE YELLING?

Cloudtail: I DON'T KNOW!!!!

(Two cats step out of the mist)

Brightsong: Where the heck are we?

Griffenclaw: This isn't the pizza place!

Icecloud: Oh, the pizza place is in ShadowClan territory.

Brightsong: Then where are WE?!?!?!?

Ivypool: Who are you?

Dovewing: You're in ThunderClan.

Ivypool: YOU DON"T TELL THEM!

Dovewing: What?

Brightsong: I'm Brightsong, and this is Griffenclaw

Griffenclaw: Yo peeps.

Brightsong: You said you were a Clan?

Brackenfur: Yep.

Brightsong: (grins) Griffenclaw, I know what we're gonna do today.

Give Millie an iPod of Taylor Swift

Brightsong: (walks up to Millie) Hey.

Millie: (whips around) Oh, it's you.

Brightsong:Who were you expecting?

Millie: Your brother.

Brightsong: I DON"T HAVE A BROTHER!

Millie: That Griffenclaw isn't…

Brightsong: No…..

Millie: Oh. Why are you here?

Brightsong: (holds up iPod) This.

Millie: (suspicious glance) Is there any Taylor Swift?

Brightsong: It's all One Direction.

Millie: OMG! I <3 1D!!!!!! (steals iPod)

Brightsong: Yep. Play it.

Millie: (puts in on)

Brightsong: (evil laugh)

Millie: (hears Taylor Swift) ARGH! MY EARS!

Ivypool: What did you just do?

Bumblestripe: Who cares? It's funny!

Brackenfur: I'm kinda freaked out.

Millie: (runs around screaming) NUUUUU!!!!!

Sorreltail: Uh-oh. This could be bad.

Cinderheart: Why do you care?

Brightsong: This could be bad…

Millie: (runs around, and mauls Daisy)

Daisy: OW!

Millie: MAKE THIS STOP!

Brightheart: HAHA! SUCKERS!

Griffenclaw: (comes in with pizza)

Brightsong: Really?

Griffenclaw: ShadowClan makes good pizza!

Brightsong: Ack. (mauls Daisy)

Brightheart: OMG! DAISY HATER!

Brightsong: BRIGHTHEART! (tackle hugs her)

Brightheart: (parties)

Millie: GET IT OFF! (jumps into the lake)

Cloudtail: (pads in) Hey, Brightheart, I brought the kits.

Brightheart: Good. Today I'm teaching them to hate, and maul Daisy.

Brightsong: YAY!

Millie: (runs in screaming) I HATE YOU BRIGHTSONG!

Brightsong: (hisses) Don't you dare hurt me!

Millie: Why not?

Brightheart: (puts on more Taylor Swift)

Millie: YELP!

Brightsong: (checks Millie off list)

Tell Daisy Spiderleg is Dead

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