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WEEK FOUR, NOMINATIONS

Rules: No rules. Anyone can nominate or be nominated.

Superpower Holder: Spottedleaf


(in the loungeroom)

Mousefur: Leafpool's gone! D:

Spiderleg: I know, right? Isn't it great?

Spottedleaf: IT SUCKS! D:

Ravenpaw: No it doesn't! It's wonderful! It feels great to be able to have silence!

(silence)

Ravenpaw: (sigh) That feels really good!

Daisy: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Rosepetal: Oh no. What is it.

Daisy: I JUST REMEMBERED WE CAN ALL BE NOMINATED!!!!

Runningwind: (gasp) NUUUUUUUUU! My love is in danger! D:

Yellowfang: WOOOOOOOO! I CAN NOMINATE YOU!

Graystripe: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! (bursts in to tears)

Ivypool: (puts paw on Graystripe's shoulder) It's okay, Graystripe! You might not be nominated!

Runningwind: (glares furiously) How dare he steal my love?

Graystripe: (sniffs) No, it's not that!

Ivypool: Well, what is it, then?

Graystripe: I... I dropped my chips! D:

Ivypool: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! (bursts in to tears)

Rosepetal: This is so sad. I'm really upset. The poor chips. Nuuuuuu. They didn't deserve this. 

Spiderleg: Oh, for the love of- (backhands Rosepetal) SHOW EMOTION!

Rosepetal: Nuuuuuuu.

Daisy: How dare you backhand her? 

Spiderleg: How about I backhand you instead?

Daisy: Well, I didn't say-

Spiderleg: (backhands)

Daisy: D: You monster!

Yellowfang: YES! We should be best friends! (picks up Spiderleg and squeeze-hugs him)

Spiderleg: Dude, what the (bleep)?

Redtail: Awkward!

Yellowfang: Oh, I'm sorry, I have no idea what came over me! D:Oh, how am I going to get out of this?

Big Brother: It's time for nominations. Everyone to the lounge.

Yellowfang: YES! Oh, I love you, Big Brother!

Big Brother: Oh, dear StarClan, no! (vomits in to bucket)

Redtail: HA! You just made things worse for yourself! 

Daisy: Yeah, sucked-

Yellowfang: (knocks Daisy out with a steel chair)


(in the lounge)

Big Brother: Housemates, it's time to nominate. Remember, this week, all of you can nominate and can be nominated. Before we begin, Leafpool was evicted last night and she had a superpower to give out. Here she is. 

(Leafpool comes on to the screen. It is silent in the background.)

Leafpool: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, SILENCE! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Ferncloud: Crap. We'd better put music on.

(they put music on)

Leafpool: That's better! Lovely non-silence! I give my power to SPOTTEDLEAF!

Spottedleaf: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Big Brother: Spottedleaf, you now have the superpower. Before nominations begin, I have one more thing to reveal. From now on, the nominees will be known as the Unlucky Five. 

Yellowfang: What? You... You can't mean... No.

Big Brother: Yes! From now on, there will be FIVE NOMINEES EACH WEEK!

Mousefur: But what if there's a tie for the fifth?

Big Brother: If a tie for fifth happens, then the housemates will vote for those cats in the tie only, and the cat with the most votes out of that is the final nominee. 

Graystripe: Oh. 

Big Brother: Spottedleaf, to the Diary Room. Everyone else, to the nominations room. 

(everyone leaves)


(in the Diary Room)

Big Brother: Spottedleaf, it's time to use your superpower. 

Spottedleaf: What is it? 

Big Brother: Instead of nominating 2 cats for 5 points, you can nominate 3 cats for 10! 

Spottedleaf: YAY!

Big Brother: Nominate now. 

Spottedleaf: For 5 points I nominate RAVENPAW. He doesn't care that Leafpool's evicted and he's celebrating it! It's like he doesn't care about my feelings at all!

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 5 points left. 

Spottedleaf: For 3 points I nominate GRAYSTRIPE. All he cares about is food and it's really annoying me. Like, after Leafpool was evicted, he didn't even say bye. He just asked her for her portion of food!

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left. 

Spottedleaf: For 2 points I nominate SPIDERLEG for the same reason as Ravenpaw. He gets less points because he only did it once. 

Big Brother: Accepted. Go to the nominations room. 

Table:

RAVENPAW 5

GRAYSTRIPE 3

SPIDERLEG 2

Daisy 0

Ivypool 0

Mousefur 0

Redtail 0

Rosepetal 0

Runningwind 0

Spottedleaf 0

Thornclaw 0

Yellowfang 0


(in the nominations room)

(Spottedleaf enters)

Spottedleaf: I'm back!

Spiderleg: No one cares. 

Spottedleaf D:

Big Brother: Ivypool, to the chamber.

(Ivypool enters)

Big Brother: Ivypool, nominate now.

Ivypool: For 4 points I nominate MYSELF because I don't want to spend another moment in this house with Runningwind!

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left.

Ivypool: I nominate RUNNINGWIND for one point, just in case nominating myself doesn't work. 

Big Brother: Accepted. 

Table:

RAVENPAW 5

IVYPOOL 4

GRAYSTRIPE 3

SPIDERLEG 2

RUNNINGWIND 1

Daisy 0

Mousefur 0

Redtail 0

Rosepetal 0

Spottedleaf 0

Thornclaw 0

Yellowfang 0


Big Brother: Mousefur, to the chamber.

(Mousefur enters)

Big Brother: Mousefur, nominate now. 

Mousefur: For 3 points I nominate DAISY because I don't think people see her as a threat, meaning they won't nominate her, which makes her a threat. 

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left. 

Mousefur: For 2 points I nominate SPOTTEDLEAF because she's spending all her time trying to prove that Thornclaw is the Mole, so she's not spending time with us. 

Big Brother: Accepted. 

Table:

RAVENPAW 5

IVYPOOL 4

DAISY 3

GRAYSTRIPE 3

SPIDERLEG 2

SPOTTEDLEAF 2

Runningwind 1

Mousefur 0

Redtail 0

Rosepetal 0

Thornclaw 0

Yellowfang 0


Big Brother: Graystripe, to the chamber.

(Graystripe enters)

Big Brother: Graystripe, nominate now. 

Graystripe: For 4 points I nominate RUNNINGWIND for trying to dethrone me as king of food. 

Big Brother: How'd he do that?

Graystripe: Found his cheeseburger faster than me in Week One. 

Big Brother: You still aren't over that? Meh, accepted. You have one point left. 

Graystripe: For one point I nominate ROSEPETAL. I find her incredibly boring. 

Big Brother: Accepted. 

Table:

RAVENPAW 5

RUNNINGWIND 5

IVYPOOL 4

DAISY 3

GRAYSTRIPE 3

Spiderleg 2

Spottedleaf 2

Rosepetal 1

Mousefur 0

RedtaIl 0

Thornclaw 0

Yellowfang 0


Big Brother: Daisy, to the chamber.

(Daisy enters)

Big Brother: Daisy, nominate now. 

Daisy: For 4 points I nominate YELLOWFANG because she still isn't over that stupid mug!

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left. 

Daisy: For 1 point I nominate SPIDERLEG. He might form an alliance with Yellowfang..

Big Brother: Accepted. 

Table:

RAVENPAW 5

RUNNINGWIND 5

IVYPOOL 4

YELLOWFANG 4

DAISY 3

GRAYSTRIPE 3

SPIDERLEG 3

Spottedleaf 2

Rosepetal 1

Mousefur 0

Redtail 0

Thornclaw 0


Big Brother: Rosepetal, to the chamber. 

(Rosepetal enters)

Big Brother: Rosepetal, nominate now.

Rosepetal: For 3 points I nominate YELLOWFANG because I think she's going to target me. 

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left.

Rosepetal: For 2 points I nominate MOUSEFUR because she doesn't talk much. 

Big Brother: Accepted. 

Table:

YELLOWFANG 7

RAVENPAW 5

RUNNINGWIND 5

IVYPOOL 4

DAISY 3

GRAYSTRIPE 3

SPIDERLEG 3

Mousefur 2

Spottedleaf 2

Rosepetal 1

Redtail 0

Thornclaw 0


Big Brother: Runningwind, to the chamber.

(Runningwind enters)

Big Brother: Runningwind, nominate now.

Runningwind: For 4 points I nominate GRAYSTRIPE for trying to steal my love and accusing me of being the Mole!

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left.

Runningwind: 1 point to REDTAIL because he's crazy!

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

GRAYSTRIPE 7

YELLOWFANG 7

RAVENPAW 5

RUNNINGWIND 5

IVYPOOL 4

Daisy 3

Spiderleg 3

Mousefur 2

Spottedleaf 2

Redtail 1

Rosepetal 1

Thornclaw 0


Big Brother: Ravenpaw, to the chamber.

(Ravenpaw enters)

Big Brother: Ravenpaw, nominate now.

Ravenpaw: For 4 points I nominate REDTAIL because I don't like him.

Big Brother: Why?

Ravenpaw: Because he's crazy.

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left.

Ravenpaw: For 1 point I nominate DAISY because I'm tired of her sucking at everything. I mean, Yellowfang goes to hit her in the face with a chair and she doesn't even try to block it! What a loser.

Big Brother: Accepted. 

Table:

GRAYSTRIPE 7

YELLOWFANG 7

RAVENPAW 5

REDTAIL 5

RUNNINGWIND 5

Daisy 4

Ivypool 4

Spiderleg 3

Mousefur 2

Spottedleaf 2

Rosepetal 1

Thornclaw 0


Big Brother: Redtail, to the chamber.

(Redtail enters)

Big Brother: Redtail, nominate now.

Redtail: For 4 points I nominate RAVENPAW because he's mean and rude. 

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left.

Redtail: 1 point to- REDTAIL IS A REDTAIL OF RED TAILS! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Big Brother: Yourself? Okay.

Redtail: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! TAKE IT OFF! D:

Big Brother: Too late. Already accepted.

Redtail: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Table:

RAVENPAW 9

GRAYSTRIPE 7

YELLOWFANG 7

REDTAIL 6

RUNNINGWIND 5

Daisy 4

Ivypool 4

Spiderleg 3

Mousefur 2

Spottedleaf 2

Rosepetal 1

Thornclaw 0


Big Brother: Spiderleg, to the chamber.

(Spiderleg enters)

Big Brother: Spiderleg, nominate now.

Spiderleg: For 4 points I nominate DAISY. I HATE HER!

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left.

Spiderleg: 1 point to RUNNINGWIND because that cat is just plain creepy!

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

RAVENPAW 9

DAISY 8

GRAYSTRIPE 7

YELLOWFANG 7

REDTAIL 6

RUNNINGWIND 6

Ivypool 4

Spiderleg 3

Mousefur 2

Spottedleaf 2

Rosepetal 1

Thornclaw 0


Big Brother: And finally, Thornclaw, to the chamber.

(Thornclaw enters)

Big Brother: Thornclaw, nominate now.

Thornclaw: For 3 points I nominate REDTAIL because he's just mental!

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left.

Thornclaw: For 2 points I nominate RUNNINGWIND for being a stalker-kitty.

Big Brother: Accepted. Nominations are over. All cats to the lounge.

FINAL TABLE:

RAVENPAW 9

REDTAIL 9

DAISY 8

RUNNINGWIND 8

GRAYSTRIPE 7

YELLOWFANG 7

Ivypool 4

Spiderleg 3

Mousefur 2

Spottedleaf 2

Rosepetal 1

Thornclaw 0


(in the lounge)

Big Brother: Housemates, as you know, Spottedleaf. had the superpower. Her power was she could nominate three cats for ten points instead of two for five.

Housemates: LE GASP! 

Big Brother: I will now reveal the cats nominated and the number of points they received. On 9 points, RAVENPAW.

Ravenpaw: REDTAIL! D: 

Big Brother: On 9 points, REDTAIL.

Redtail: RAVENPAW! D:

Big Brother: On 8 points, DAISY.

Yellowfang: WOOHOO!

Rosepetal: Nuuuuu.

Daisy: NUUUUUUU!

Big Brother: On 8 points, RUNNINGWIND!

Runningwind: NUUUUUUUUUUUU! I COULD BE SEPARATED FROM MY LOVE! D:

Big Brother: And it seems we have a tie for fifth! On 7 points are GRAYSTRIPE AND YELLOWFANG!

Graystripe: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Yellowfang: NUUUUUUUUUUU!

Daisy: YE-

Yellowfang: (glares)

Daisy: I mean, NUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Big Brother: So, this means it comes down to a vote! Paws up if you want Graystripe nominated.

Everyone but Graystripe, Daisy and Rosepetal: (puts paw up)

Big Brother: Paws up if you want Yellowfang nominated.

Graystripe, Daisy and Rosepetal: (puts paw up)

Big Brother: It's settled. Graystripe will be the final nominee.

Graystripe: NUUUUUUUUUUUU! Now I have to eat my "ANGRY" food.

(Graystripe runs to the Angry food pile. There is nothing.)

Graystripe: NUUUUUUU! Now I have to eat my "SAD" food.

(Graystripe runs to the Sad food pile. There is nothing.)

Graystripe: NUUUUUUUUU! Now I have to eat my "SO DEPRESSED I'M SUICIDAL" food.

(Graystripe runs to the So Depressed I'm Suicidal food pile. There is nothing.)

Graystripe: NUUUUUUUUUUUU! (grabs gun)

Everyone: GRAYSTRIPE, DON'T!

Big Brother: I'd like to point out that these nominations ARE NOT final. Tomorrow, the Mole is revealed!

Graystripe: Oh. (puts down gun)

Yellowfang: Graystripe, that wasn;t funny! 

Daisy: Yeah! That's just rude and scary!

Graystripe: OH, SHUT UP! Just because you hate Tim Tams! (runs off to bedroom)

Spottedleaf: What does Tim Tams have to do with any of this? 

WEEK FOUR, MOLE VOTE

Who are you thinking the Mole could be?
 
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The poll was created at 05:10 on December 13, 2013, and so far 61 people voted.


(in the lounge room)

Spottedleaf: I can't wait to vote for the Mole! Thornclaw's going down! 

Thornclaw: Oh, am I now?

Spottedleaf: Yes, you are!

Thornclaw: Oh, am I now?

Spottedleaf: Yes!

Thornclaw: Oh, AM I NOW?

Spottedleaf: YES! Why do you keep saying it like that?

Thornclaw: Perhaps this will clear things up? (hits Spottedleaf over the head with a carrot)

Spottedleaf: (is kncoked out)

Mousefur: HA! SUCKED IN, SPOTTEDLEAF!

Thornclaw: (hits Mousefur over the head with a carrot)

Mousefur: HEY! (punches Thornclaw in the face)

Thornclaw: (is knocked out)

Mousefur: No one messes with Mousefur!


(the camera zooms in to Graystripe and Runningwind)

Graystripe: I can't believe I'm up for eviction! 

Runningwind: Well, Graystripe, if it makes you feel better, everyone knows you're the Mole, so you'll be evicted after we vote anyway.

Graystripe: I'M NOT THE MOLE! D:

Spiderleg: Yes you are. Wait, why did I say that? 

Graystripe: SHUT UP, SPIDERLEG! No one asked you!

Spiderleg: (bursts in to tears)

Ivypool: (puts paw on Spiderleg's shoulder) Don't cry! 

Runningwind: Why is everyone stealing my love!? D:

Ivypool: For the last time, Runningpedo, I'm not your love!

Runningwind: It's going to happen, Ivypool. Mark my words: It. will. happen.

Ivypool: Eeeeeeeep! (hides behind couch)


(the camera zooms in to Daisy and Yellowfang)

Yellowfang: Hello, Mole! How are you?

Daisy: Good thanks, Mole. How are you?

Yellowfang: I'm fine, Mole, and I'll be even better when they kick your butt out of here after it's revealed that you're the Mole!

Daisy: Well I'll be laughing when they reveal you as the Mole, MOLE!

Yellowfang: (punches) I'M NOT THE MOLE, YOU STUPID MOLE!

Daisy: (punches Yellowfang) I'M NOT THE MOLE, YOU MOLE!

Yellowfang: Did you just punch me?

Daisy: Uh... I...

Yellowfang: DID YOU JUST (bleep) PUNCH ME!?

Daisy: Maybe.

Yellowfang: (knocks Daisy out) WELL, TAKE THAT! Stupid Mole...

Big Brother: All housemates to the lounge.


(in the lounge)

Big Brother: Housemates, it's that time. Today, the Mole will finally be revealed!

Spiderleg: WHO IS ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!?

Big Brother: I'm not telling you. You guys have to vote on it. 

Redtail: LE GASP!

Ravenpaw: (slaps Redtail) 

Redtail: Awww. D:

Big Brother: Remember, if the cat who is the Mole receives the most votes, they will automatically be evicted. If someone else receives the most votes, they will be automatically nominated and the Mole will receive a special power that will change the course of the game.

Graystripe: So what happens now?

Big Brother: You vote. Everyone to the nominations room.

Rosepetal: Wait, so this is just like another nominations. Nuuuuuuu.

Big Brother: Yes it is.


(in the nominations room)

Big Brother: One by one, I will call you to the chamber and ask you who the Mole is and why. Are you all ready to start?

Housemates: Yes.

Big Brother: Then let's begin. Yellowfang, to the chamber.

(Yellowfang enters)

Big Brother: Yellowfang, who do you think is the Mole and why?

Yellowfang: The Mole is obviously DAISY. 

Big Brother: Why?

Yellowfang: Because she sucks at everything. Most cats would expect the Mole to be good at everything. By sucking at everything, she's taking suspicion off herself, which is what a Mole would do.

Big Brother: Your vote has been cast.

Mole Vote Table:

DAISY 1

Graystripe 0

Ivypool 0

Mousefur 0

Ravenpaw 0

Redtail 0

Rosepetal 0

Runningwind 0

Spiderleg 0

Spottedleaf 0

Thornclaw 0

Yellowfang 0


Big Brother: Spottedleaf, to the chamber.

(Spottedleaf enters)

Big Brother: Spottedleaf, who do you think the Mole is and why?

Spottedleaf: The Mole is THORNCLAW because he repeatedly sabotaged me in challenges!

Big Brother: Your vote has been cast.

Mole Vote Table:

DAISY 1

THORNCLAW 1

Graystripe 0

Ivypool 0

Mousefur 0

Ravenpaw 0

Redtail 0

Rosepetal 0

Runningwind 0

Spiderleg 0

Spottedleaf 0

Yellowfang 0


Big Brother: Thornclaw, to the chamber.

(Thornclaw enters)

Big Brother: Thornclaw, who do you think the Mole is and why?

Thornclaw: I think the Mole is SPOTTEDLEAF because she keeps trying to convince every cat that I'm the Mole.

Big Brother: Your vote has been cast.

Mole Vote Table:

DAISY 1

SPOTTEDLEAF 1

THORNCLAW 1

Graystripe 0

Ivypool 0

Mousefur 0

Ravenpaw 0

Redtail 0

Rosepetal 0

Runningwind 0

Spiderleg 0

Yellowfang 0


Big Brother: Daisy, to the chamber.

(Daisy enters)

Big Brother: Daisy, who do you think the Mole is and why?

Daisy: The Mole is YELLOWFANG because she hates me!

Big Brother: Uh.. what?

Daisy: She's voting for me, so I'm voting for her.

Big Brother: Really?

Daisy: YES!

Big Brother: Give me a better reason.

Daisy: Uh... She threw me out of the car and caused me to get run over?

Big Brother: She did?

Daisy: (facepaw)

Big Brother: Okay. Your vote has been cast.

Mole Vote Table:

DAISY 1

SPOTTEDLEAF 1

THORNCLAW 1

YELLOWFANG 1

Graystripe 0

Ivypool 0

Mousefur 0

Ravenpaw 0

Redtail 0

Rosepetal 0

Runningwind 0

Spiderleg 0


Big Brother: Runningwind, to the chamber.

(Runningwind enters)

Big Brother: Runningwind, who do you think the Mole is and why?

Runningwind: The Mole is GRAYSTRIPE because he's trying to steal my love, which makes me angry, which makes every cat think I'm the Mole! Plus, he publicly accused me of being the Mole in Week One.

Big Brother: Your vote has been cast.

Mole Vote Table:

DAISY 1

GRAYSTRIPE 1

SPOTTEDLEAF 1

THORNCLAW 1

YELLOWFANG 1

Ivypool 0

Mousefur 0

Ravenpaw 0

Redtail 0

Rosepetal 0

Runningwind 0

Spiderleg 0


Big Brother: Redtail, to the chamber.

(Redtail enters)

Big Brother: Redtail, who do you think the Mole is and why?

Redtail: The Mole is RAVENPAW because he sabotaged me in the taco challenge!

Big Brother: Your vote has been cast.

Mole Vote Table:

DAISY 1

GRAYSTRIPE 1

RAVENPAW 1

SPOTTEDLEAF 1

THORNCLAW 1

YELLOWFANG 1

Ivypool 0

Mousefur 0

Redtail 0

Rosepetal 0

Runningwind 0

Spiderleg 0


Big Brother: Ravenpaw, to the chamber.

(Ravenpaw enters)

Big Brother: Ravenpaw, who do you think the Mole is and why?

Ravenpaw: I think the Mole is ROSEPETAL because she sabotaged me during the silent challenge!

Big Brother: Your vote has been cast.

Mole Vote Table:

DAISY 1

GRAYSTRIPE 1

RAVENPAW 1

ROSEPETAL 1

SPOTTEDLEAF 1

THORNCLAW 1

YELLOWFANG 1

Ivypool 0

Mousefur 0

Redtail 0

Runningwind 0

Spiderleg 0


Big Brother: Graystripe, to the chamber.

(Graystripe enters)

Big Brother: Graystripe, who do you think is the Mole and why?

Graystripe: The Mole is RUNNINGWIND! He found his cheeseburger faster than me in Week One. Nobody finds food faster than me, so he must have known where the cheeseburgers were!

Big Brother: Your vote has been cast. 

Mole Vote Table:

DAISY 1

GRAYSTRIPE 1

RAVENPAW 1

ROSEPETAL 1

RUNNINGWIND 1

SPOTTEDLEAF 1

THORNCLAW 1

YELLOWFANG 1

Ivypool 0

Mousefur 0

Redtail 0

Spiderleg 0


Big Brother: Rosepetal,. to the chamber.

(Rosepetal enters)

Big Brother: Rosepetal, who do you think the Mole is and why?

Rosepetal: I think the Mole is MOUSEFUR because she's really quiet, which means she's drawing attention away from herself.

Big Brother: Your vote has been cast.

Mole Vote Table:

DAISY 1

GRAYSTRIPE 1

MOUSEFUR 1

RAVENPAW 1

ROSEPETAL 1

RUNNINGWIND 1

SPOTTEDLEAF 1

THORNCLAW 1

YELLOWFANG 1

Ivypool 0

Redtail 0

Spiderleg 0


Big Brother: Mousefur, to the chamber.

(Mousefur enters)

Big Brother: Mousefur, who do you think the Mole is and why?

Mousefur: I think the Mole is DAISY because she sucks at everything! Plus, she used to be the host, so she would probably know how to avoid being detected.

Big Brother: Your vote has been cast.

Mole Vote Table:

DAISY 2

Graystripe 1

Mousefur 1

Ravenpaw 1

Rosepetal 1

Runningwind 1

Spottedleaf 1

Thornclaw 1

Yellowfang 1

Ivypool 0

Redtail 0

Spiderleg 0


Big Brother: Spiderleg, to the chamber.

(Spiderleg enters)

Big Brother: Spiderleg, who do you think the Mole is and why?

Spiderleg: I think the Mole is SPOTTEDLEAF because she's spent all this week trying to convince us that Thornclaw is the Mole, which is something a Mole would do.

Big Brother: Your vote has been cast.

Mole Vote Table:

DAISY 2

SPOTTEDLEAF 2

Graystripe 1

Mousefur 1

Ravenpaw 1

Rosepetal 1

Runningwind 1

Thornclaw 1

Yellowfang 1

Ivypool 0

Redtail 0

Spiderleg 0


Big Brother: And finally, Ivypool, to the chamber.

(Ivypool enters)

Big Brother: Ivypool, who do you think the Mole is and why?

Ivypool: I actually think it's SPOTTEDLEAF because she's trying to convince us that Thornclaw is the Mole.

Big Brother: Your vote has been cast. Voting is now over. 

FINAL MOLE VOTE TABLE:

SPOTTEDLEAF 3

Daisy 2

Graystripe 1

Mousefur 1

Ravenpaw 1

Rosepetal 1

Runningwind 1

Thornclaw 1

Yellowfang 1

Ivypool 0

Redtail 0

Spiderleg 0


(still in the nominations room)

Big Brother: Housemates, you have just completed voting for who you think is the Mole. Remember, if the Mole receives the most votes, they will be evicted immediately. If another cat receives the most votes, they will be automatically nominated come next nominations. So, are you ready?

Housemates: YES! 

Big Brother: Housemates, I can now reveal that you voted the Mole as... SPOTTEDLEAF.

Spottedleaf: WHAT!? WHAT ON EARTH MADE YOU THINK I WAS THE MOLE!?

Big Brother: I can also reveal the identity of the Mole. The Mole was actually... THORNCLAW!

Thornclaw: YES! I GOT AWAY WITH IT! WOOHOO!

Spottedleaf: SEE!? I told you it was Thornclaw! But would anyone listen? NO!

Daisy: Awww... I wanted Yellowfang to get the most votes! How come she didn't? Rosepetal and I voted-

Rosepetal: I didn't actually vote for her.

Daisy: YOU DIDN'T!?

Rosepetal: No.

Daisy: LE GASP! If you had, she might have been automatically nominated!

Rosepetal: Nuuuuuu. I'm sorry.

Daisy: SHUN! (turns back on Rosepetal) 

Rosepetal: Nuuuuuuuu, but Daisy-

Daisy: (ignores her) SHUN!

Rosepetal: But-

Daisy: SHUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Spiderleg: Shut the (bleep) up.

Big Brother: Interested in seeing how Thornclaw sabotaged you all? Head to the lounge.


So, Thornclaw has been revealed as the Mole! Did any of you get it? I hope not! :P 

I left some clues for you. Did you spot them? Here they are!


Week One, Challenge: Thornclaw was the fourth cat to enter the Maze. MOLE has four letters.

Week One, Challenge: Thornclaw deliberately stalled time by stumbling around.

Week One, Challenge: Thornclaw finished with a time of 1 hour, 6 minutes, 53 seconds. If you timed it using minutes and seconds, it would read 66:53. On a phone, the numbers 6653 are the numbers you need to spell out MOLE. (6=M 6=O 5=L 3=E)

Week Two, Daily Show: Thornclaw noticed that the map was upside down, but did not bother to turn it up the right way.

Week Two, Challenge: Thornclaw deliberately crushed Spottedleaf's tacos.

Week Two, Challenge: Thornclaw deliberately knocked a taco tray on the ground.

Week Two, Nominations and Eviction: Thornclaw did not react to being nominated or saved from eviction. This was because he knew he was safe.

Week Two, Eviction: During the eviction show, when Ferncloud was asking who the crowd thought would go home, the producer said that it would not be Thornclaw. 

Week Three, Daily Show: Thornclaw was the only one who kept teasing Seakit.

Week Three, Challenge: Thornclaw hit Ravenpaw with the chair and placed it in front of Rosepetal so she would get the blame.

Mole Vote Poll: The tile of the poll "Who are you thinking the Mole could be" hides the name of a contestant.

Who ARe yOu THiNking the MoLe Could be?

WAROTHNLC 

Now, unscramble the letters:

THORNCLAW


(in the lounge)

Big Brother: Housemates, it's time to reveal how Thornclaw sabotaged everyone. Here's a message that Thornclaw recorded shortly before you went in to the nominations room.

Spottedleaf: HA! So that's where you went! 

(the message comes on)

Thornclaw: Hello, guys! If you're seeing this, then I've been revealed as the Mole!

Spottedleaf: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Thornclaw: SHUT UP, SPOTTEDLEAF!

Big Brother: Shhhhhhh!

Thornclaw: Here's how I sabotaged everyone:

In the week one challenge, I was given a sheet of paper telling me where all the cheeseburgers were.

(Big Brother is shown handing a piece of paper to Thornclaw)

Thornclaw: I attempted to help Spottedleaf, but she wouldn't believe me.

(video of Spottedleaf and Thornclaw shows)

Thornclaw: Hey, Spottedleaf! I know where your cheeseburger is.

Spottedleaf: Thornclaw, honey, don't lie.

Thornclaw: I also wasted time in the maze.

(a video of Thornclaw walking around in circles shows)

Thornclaw: In the week two daily show, I deliberately held the map upside down.

(a video shows)

Thornclaw: Is this map upside down?

Runningwind: You idiot! My love could have been killed! D:

Thornclaw: In the week two challenge, I deliberately fell on Spottedleaf's tacos.

Spottedleaf: I KNEW IT!

Thornclaw: In the same challenge, I also deliberately knocked over a taco tray.

(a video shows Thornclaw knocking over the taco tray)

Redtail: That could have saved me from nominations! D:

Thornclaw: In the week three daily show, I deliberately kept teased Seakit. 

(a video shows)

Thornclaw: During the play, I deliberately messed up my line. 

(a video shows)

Thornclaw: StarClan, we ask that you take care of Ravenpaw on his journey to you, and that you welcome him with open paws. We ask that you forgive him of his sins and... um... line?

Thornclaw: In the week three challenge, I hit Ravenpaw over the head with a chair and placed it in front of Rosepetal so she would get the blame.

(a video shows)

Rosepetal: Nuuuuuuu. You set me up. How could you. 

Ravenpaw: So it was you! You cost me the challenge!

Thornclaw: Overall, I think I was pretty successful!

(message ends)

Big Brother: Thornclaw, since you have avoided detection, you will be safe come next nominations.

Thornclaw: WOOOOOOOOO!

Spottedleaf: NUUUUUUUUUUU!

Big Brother: You also have one more superpower. You have the power to finalise nominations.

Thornclaw: What?

Big Brother: Thornclaw, you must save one NOMINATED housemate, and replace them with one SAFE housemate. These 5 will face eviction. Firstly, which nominated housemate are you going to save?

Thornclaw: Um... Who hates Spottedleaf the most?

Spottedleaf: HEY!

All Five Nominees: ME! ME! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Thornclaw: Okay... I choose... GRAYSTRIPE.

Graystripe: WOOOOOO! TIME FOR CELEBRATION FOOD!

Spiderleg: Please don't start that again.

Graystripe: Okay...

Big Brother: Thornclaw, which safe housemate are you replacing Graystripe with?

Thornclaw: (sigh) I'm so sorry... I choose... ROSEPETAL.

Spottedleaf: Wha-wha-wha-what?

Rosepetal: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. How could you. What did I ever do to you. Nuuuuuuuuuuuu.

Thornclaw: I'm sorry, but I had to pick someone.

Rosepetal: I'm going to maul you. Help me, Daisy.

Daisy: (turns back on Rosepetal) SHUN!

Rosepetal: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

Big Brother: The nominations are now final. Ravenpaw, Redtail, Daisy, Runningwind and Rosepetal, at the end of the week, one of you WILL be evicted. That is all.

Who do you want to go home? (Has no effect on the result)
 
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5
 
20
 
9
 
10
 

The poll was created at 06:24 on December 17, 2013, and so far 49 people voted.
Would you have changed your vote if Graystripe had remained up for eviction?
 
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The poll was created at 06:24 on December 17, 2013, and so far 44 people voted.


WEEK FOUR, DAILY SHOW  (Ft. Brighty, Berrynose, Icecloud, Ashfur, Cloudtail, Scarletpaw, Jayfeather, Darkstripe,Splashcloud, Shoalfoot and Breezefeathers  )

(in the loungeroom)

Rosepetal: Thornclaw, how could you nominate me. Why didn't you nominate Spottedleaf.

Spottedleaf: Yeah, I want to know that too! Not... not that I have an issue with that, of course.

Spiderleg: So, tell us all, why did you pick Rosepetal?

Thornclaw: BECAUSE I HAVE SWAG!

Daisy: What? No you don't!

Yellowfang: You can talk.

Mousefur: Yeah. For once, as much as I hate to say it, Daisy's right. So, why did you pick Rosepetal?

Thornclaw: Um... Because she doesn't have swag.

Rosepetal: What. How is that fair.

Ivypool: You... picked Rosepetal because she doesn't have swag? You douche!

Thornclaw: Neither do you...

Runningwind: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY LOVE!? 

Graystripe: Shut up! I'm trying to eat my food!

Ravenpaw: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FOOD!

Ivypool: I'm bored! (leaves the room)

Redtail: (from cellar) Hey, guys! I found something interesting!

Ivypool: I'm not bored! (runs to cellar)

(everyone stars moving towards the cellar)

Daisy: What could it be?

Ravenpaw: Knowing Redtail, probably a carrot flavoured pea.

(everyone goes in to the cellar)


(in the cellar)

Rosepetal: What is it, Redtail. I'm dying to know.

Thornclaw: Yeah, this cellar's giving me the creeps!

Redtail: It's a TIME MACHINE!

Spiderleg: A time machine?

Graystripe: A time machine!

Mousefur: A time machine?

Spottedleaf: A time machine!

Ravenpaw: A time machine?

Redtail: A TIME MACHINE!

Daisy: A time machine?

Yellowfang: OF COURSE IT'S A TIME MACHNE! DIDN'T YOU HEAR US THE FIRST FOUR TIMES!? (knocks Daisy out)

Rosepetal: Hey.

Spiderleg: Let's use it!

Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAY! (runs in to time machine)

Thornclaw: Hold on, guys. Before we go in there, I think we should remember that anything we touch could severely alter the future. 

Spottedleaf: Oh, that's nice... coming from the MOLE!

Thornclaw: HEY! I'm not allowed to Mole anymore, remember?

Yellowfang: Who cares anyway? We're going to alter the future, it always happens.

Graystripe: OPEN IT!

(they open the time machine. Yellowfang's crystal ball is in there,)

Yellowfang: EEEEEEEE! My crystal ball! Who hid it? DAISY! 

Daisy: I didn't do it!

Yellowfang: As if, mug murderer!

Thronclaw: Actually, I did that.

Yellowfang: Stupid Mole.

(everyone enters the time machine)

Mousefur: How do we use this thing?

Daisy: Well, first, we should enter the desired date, then we should press the big red button, or we could just press the big red button and be transported who knows where?

Yellowfang:That's not how it works, that's just stupid! And who gave you permission to breathe? Stop breathing at once!

Daisy: Sorry. (holds breath)

Spiderleg: I read the manual. That's how it works.

Ravenpaw: There's no manual in here!

Spiderleg: I own a time machine at home.

Ravenpaw: Awww! Jealous! D:

(Daisy starts turning blue)

Rosepetal: Nuuuuuuuuu. Someone help her.

Spottedleaf: Yellowfang, give her permission to breathe.

Yellowfang: No.

Graystripe: But she'll die! D:

Spiderleg: Explain to me how that's a bad thing?

Ivypool: Just do it! 

Runningwind: YES! DO IT! MY LOVE WISHES IT!

Ivypool: SHUT THE (bleep) UP!

Runningwind: Yes, my love.

(Daisy turns green)

Ivypool: HURRY UP!

Yellowfang: (sigh) Daisy, you can breathe.

(Daisy begins breathing again)

Daisy: Phew!

Runningwind: BUTTON TIMEEEEEEEE! (presses red button)

(the time machine starts rumbling)

Mousefur: Runningwind, what have you done? D:

(the time machine disappears)

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


(the time machine reappears somewhere in the past)

(everyone steps out of the time machine)

Thornclaw: Where are we?

Graystripe: I belive the question is: WHEN are w-

Ivypool: (slaps) DON'T SAY THAT!

Runningwind: (slaps Graystripe) DON'T MAKE MY LOVE WASTE HER ENERGY!

Spiderleg: Let's see... According to the Time Machine, we are in... (checks TIme Machine monitor) Season One, Week Ten Eviction!

Mousefur: Cool! 

Redtail: What's so special about this one?

Yellowfang: Well, according to Wikipedia, Berrynose gets evicted!

Daisy: WAIT, WHAT!?

Rosepetal: Nuuuuuuuuu.

Ravenpaw: What are you so shocked about? You hosted this, for StarClan's sake.

Spottedleaf: Shhhh! Past Daisy is speaking!

Past Daisy: Wel;, folks, we're back! Voting lines are now cl-

Daisy: (runs on to stage) NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! (kicks Past Daisy in the head)

Past Daisy: Well, I guess they're still open.

Daisy: YAY!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Daisy: SHUT UP! I HOST THIS SHOW!

Crowd: TWO DAISY'S!?

Brighty: Two Daisy's? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (jumps off cliff)

Spottedleaf: I guess we won't be seeing her again.

Daisy: QUICK! Everyone vote for Berrynose 728 times!

Rosepetal: Got it. (votes for Berrynose 728 times)

Past Daisy: Wait a minute, there's 2 of me? YAY!

Yellowfang: YAY! TWO OF YOU TO KILL! (charges at Past Daisy)

Past Daisy: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I CAN'T BE HATED BY YOU! I'M ALREADY HATED BY 99.999999% OF THE POPULATION! Wait, why does she hate me?

Redtail: Because (whispers in to Past Daisy's ear) 

Past Daisy: NUUUUUUUUU! Hey, Future Me, can I close the voting lines now?

Daisy: (votes for Berrynose 728 times) Yes!

Past Daisy: And voting lines are now closed!

Daisy: YAY!


(some time later)

Past Daisy: It's time to go... ICECLOUD!

Past Icecloud: NUUUUUUUUUU! I mean, I always knew this day would come, but NUUUUUUUUU!

Past Berrynose: YES! I'M SO AWESOME! Go me! Go me! I'm the BEST!

Past Ferncloud: No you aren't! (slaps Berrynose)

Daisy: D: FERNCLOUD, YOU (bleep)! 

Ferncloud: DID SOMEONE CALL ME A (bleep)? (morphs in to Hulk) ROAAAAAAAAAAR!

Spiderleg: GO! GO!

(everyone runs to the time machine)

Daisy: Wait! Where did Berrynose finish?

Ivypool: According to Wikipedia-

Runningwind: MY LOVE, DO NOT WASTE YOUR PRECIOUS BREATH!

Ivypool: (bleep) off.

Runningwind: Yes, my love. (runs in to time machine)

Ivypool: According to Wikipedia, he finished third in the finale.

Daisy: Then it's off to the Finale we go!

Thornclaw: WAIT! We've altered the future! Who knows what might happen?

Ravenpaw: WHO CARES!? Just get in the machine!

(everyone gets in to the machine)

Daisy: (presses buttons) Season 1 Finale, here we come!

(the time machine disappears)


(the time machine reappears somewhere in the past)

Daisy: Are we at the finale now?

Spiderleg: Yes we are.

Daisy: COMMENCE... THE VOT-

Yellowfang: (punches) Shut up!

Ivypool: Can we get out of here please? Runningwind's chewing on my leg!

Graystripe: You... That's sick!

Mousefur: HOW COULD YOU!?

Ivypool: Just open the door?

Ravenpaw: Right.

(Ravenpaw opens the door)

(Everyone falls out)

Spottedleaf: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I LANDED ON TOP OF THORNCLAW! EWWWW!

Past Daisy: Hello, and welcome to the finale! Who's going to win? Will it be ASHFUR?

Daisy: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Past Daisy: Will it be CLOUDTAIL?

Thornclaw: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Redtail: Why are you booing Cloudtail?

Thornclaw: I have absolutely no idea.

Past Daisy: Or will it be BERRYNOSE!?

Daisy: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Rosepetal: Yeaaaaaaaaaaah. Woo.

Past Daisy: Voting lines close any minute

Daisy: QUICK! WE NEED TO VOTE FOR HIM 728 TIMES!

(everyone gets out their phones)

Yellowfang: No! Don't do that! It's just giving Daisy what she wan-

Daisy: (koncks Yellowfang out) Wow, I've always wanted to do that!

Runningwind: MY LOVE! Do you wish for me to vote for Berrynose 728 times?

Ivypool: (sigh) Yes.

Runningwind: MY LOVE HAS SPOKEN! (begins voting)

Spottedleaf: I don't think we should alter the future anymore. Who knows, Berrynose could become so arrogant, he could become emperor of the universe!

Spiderleg: Meh. This is a spoof, after all.


(some time later)

Past Daisy: And the winner of Big Brother: ThunderClan is... EEEEEEEEEEEEE! THE WINNER IS... BERRYNOSE!

Daisy: WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Rosepetal: Yeaaaaaaaaah.

Past Cloudtail: NUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Past Ashfur: How could I come second to that? D:

Past Berrynose: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! See, I told you I was the best! I told you! The best always wins! (dances)

Past Ashfur: Great. He's so arrogant now, he'll probably become emperor of the universe or something. Well, at least I came second! 

(Ashfur spots a rainbow)

Past Ashfur: OMSC, RAINBOW! (traps in jar) Another one for my collection!

Daisy: Our work here is done.

Graystripe: Should we go home now?

Ravenpaw: No, I want to do more future altering. 

Mousefur: (sigh)

Thornclaw: TO THE TIME MACHINE!

(everyone runs in to the time machine)

Runningwind: Where to now?

Ivypool: Um... Season 2?

Runningwind: Yes, my love. (pushes buttons)

(the time machine disappears)


(the time machine lands somewhere in the past)

Ravenpaw: Whe-

Spiderleg: Daily Show, Season 2, Finale Week

Yellowfang: Let's get out of this time machine.

(everyone steps out of the time machine)

Redtail: What happened he- BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Scarletpaw: WILLOWPELT! Get out of the house!

Redtail: Uh-oh. 

Spottedleaf: Hide!

(they all hide in a bush)

(Splashcloud is walking along)

Past Splashcloud: I can't believe I'm featuring! All I have to do is act as Jayfeather's killer! Oh, this is going to be awesome! 

Mousefur: STRANGE CAT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (gets out gun)

Past Splashcloud: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! DON'T SHOOT ME! (bursts in to tears)

Ivypool: Mousefur! You made her cry! D:

Mousefur: I'm sorry! D:

Ravenpaw: What are you doing here anyway?

Splashcloud: I've been hired by Jayfeather for a prank.

Spottedleaf: Oh, yeah! This is the episode where Jayfeather fakes his death and Scarletpaw owns you. 

Past Splashcloud: Wait, what? How do you know that?

Yellowfang: Uh... We're psychic! (grabs crystal ball) Ommmmmm.... Ommmmmmmmmmm, I predict Redtail will get hit in the head! 

Spiderleg: (hits Redtail in the head)

Redtail: HEY! D:

Yellowfang: See? (grins)

Past Splashcloud: Sure, I guess.

Redtail: I think Jayfeather was mean to pull that prank.

Graystripe: Yeah! I mean, poor Scarletpaw and Darkstripe thought they were the final two! 

Daisy: I really wanted Scarletpaw to win.

Spiderleg: And who asked for your opinion?

Rosepetal: Hey. Shut up. Why are you always mean to Daisy.

Yellowfang: It's simple, Rosepetal: She sucks.

Daisy: Stop bullying me! (bursts in to tears)

Spiderleg: Drama queen.

Ivypool: Great job, Yellowfang! You made her cry! D:

Yellowfang: Thanks!

Ivypool: I was being sarcastic. How could you be so rude to poor Daisy? (hugs Daisy) It's okay, Daisy.

Runningwind: WHY IS EVERYONE STEALING MY LOVE!?

Thornclaw: But... But that... EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! (vomits on Splashcloud)

Past Splashcloud: HEY! D: Great, now I have to go wash it off in the river! Be right back.(runs off)

Graystripe: That was disgusting! To even suggest DaisyXIvy, just... EW!

Ivypool: Wait, what? What? RUNNINGWIND! EW!

Daisy: EWWWWWWWWWWW!

Ravenpaw: Oh My StarClan, that's just gross.

(Splashcloud returns) 

Past Splashcloud: Okay, I'm back!

Spiderleg: Really? I thought you were still at the river.

Past Splashcloud: No, how could I be? I'm over here!

Spiderleg: I was being sarcastic.

Past Splashcloud: Oh. 

Daisy: BURN!

Past Splashcloud: Shut up! (knocks Daisy out)

Rosepetal: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

(a cat's screaming) 

Past Splashcloud: Oh, no! I'm late! I'm late! (runs to the house) NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

(everyone comes rushing over)

Graystripe: What is it?

Spottedleaf: Oh My StarClan... Darkstripe's dead! Scarletpaw must have killed him! 

Past Splashcloud: YOU SEE? YOU SEE WHAT YOU GUYS CAUSED!?

(Jayfeather comes bursting out and marches over to Splashcloud) 

Past Jayfeather: GRUMPETEH GRUMP! GRUMPUS LE GRUMPETEH GRUMPETEH!?

Past Splashcloud: I'm sorry! They distracted me!

Past Jayfeather: GRUMPETEH GRUMPUS GRUMPUS GRUMPEH! (slaps Splashcloud)

Past Splashcloud: (bursts in to tears) Why did you slap me? D:

Ravenpaw: Hey, where did Redtail go?

(Redtail comes towards them on a tractor)

Redtail: Hey, look! I found this trac- (runs over Jayfeather)

Past Jayfeather: GRUMPEEEEEEEEEEH! D: (dies)

Rosepetal: Redtail. You killed Jayfeather. How could you.

Scarletpaw: Wait, they're both dead! So that means I automatically win! WOOHOO! YEAAAAAAAH!

Thornclaw: OH NO! WE DRASTICALLY ALTERED THE FUTURE! D: 

Spiderleg: LET'S GO HOME! QUICK!

(everyone runs in to the time machine)

Spiderleg: TIME MACHINE, TAKE US BACK! 

(the time machine disappears)


(the time machine returns to the cellar where it originally was)

Redtail: Thank StarClan that's over!

Ravenpaw: Let's go back to the lounge! 

Yellowfang: I wonder what the challenge will be tomorrow?

Daisy: Let's go to bed.

(Daisy opens the door to step in to the lounge)

Spiderleg: What in the name of...

(Shoalfoot comes over to greet them) 

Shoalfoot: Konnichiwa! (bows) Welcome to A Little Piece of Britain! Table for 14?

Graystripe: FOOOOOD! I'M SO HUNGRY!

Mousefur: What happened to the Big Brother house?

Shoalfoot: Honey, that's long gone. Scarletpaw-chan and I turned it in to a cafe! Table for 14?

Ivypool: BIG BROTHER!

Shoalfoot: Who? Oh, you mean Robert san! ROBERT SAN! These customers want to see you.

Runningwind: Is Big Brother's name Robert?

Shoalfoot: Yes it is, dear. Oh, where is he? Scarletpaw chan!

Scarletpaw: Yes, dear?

Shoalfoot: Do you know where Robert san went?

Scarletpaw: (points with tail) He's over there serving customers.

Shoalfoot: Arigatou! ROBERT SAN!

Big Brother: What?

Shoalfoot: These customers want to speak to you.

Big Brother: I'll be right over. 

(Big Brother walks over)

Big Brother: What is it?

Graystripe: BIG BROTHER!

Big Brother: That's not my name anymore.

Spottedleaf: What happened here?

Big Brother: Have you been living under a rock or something? After Scarletpaw won, her and Shoalfoot used their money to buy the Big Brother house. We begged with them to let us use it so we could have a Season Three, but Scarletpaw turned it in to a cafe, so it was cancelled!

Rosepetal: How could this happen. We were in the lounge this morning.

Big Brother: What do you mean?

Daisy: Well, we found this time machine in the cellar and-

Big Brother: WHAT!? DID YOU GUYS USE THE TIME MACHINE IN THE CELLAR!?

Daisy: Yes...?

Big Brother: YOU CHANGED THE FUTURE! YOU CANCELLED BIG BROTHER!

Spottedleaf: Oh no! 

Spottedleaf: What else have we done?

TV: WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU A MESSAGE FROM EMPEROR BERRYNOSE!

Ravenpaw: Emperor Berrynose? What?

Big Brother: After Berrynose won, he became so arrogant that he named himself Emperor  of the universe. No one else was arrogant enough to challenge him, so he became the Emperor of the universe. And the funny thing was he was actually going home in Week 10 until about 2 minutes before the lines closed. 

Spiderleg: We might have... traveled back to Week 10, and Daisy might have.. voted for Berrynose 728 times.

Big Brother: WHAT!? HOW COULD YOU, DAISY!?

Daisy: I HAD NO IDEA THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!

Spottedleaf: I told you this would happen, Daisy! I told you! See, I was right again! But no one listened to Spottedleaf!

Thornclaw: (sigh) What can we do?

Big Brother: Shhhhh! The Emperoror is speaking!

Emperor Berrynose: ATTENTION, INHABITANTS OF THE UNIVERSE! According to my list, the following life-forms have NOT given me a birthday present! 

Breezefeathers, Daisy, Graystripe, Ivypool, Mousefur, Ravenpaw, Redtail, Rosepetal, Runningwind, Spiderleg, Spottedleaf and Yellowfang! If I do not have a present from you in exactly half an hour, my guards will be blowing your heads off. Now, go!

Breezefeathers: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I NEED TO BUY A PRESENT! Right after I finish these scones! (accidentally knocks the tub of jam on the floor) NUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I DROPPED MY JAM! I can't finish my scones without it! D:

Scarletpaw: Robert! Fetch Breezefeathers some more jam!

Big Brother: (sigh) Please, go and fix your mistakes! 

Breezefeathers: WHERE'S MY JAM!?

Big Brother: GO!

(all the housemates run down to the cellar)

Yellowfang: First stop: Season 1, Week 10!

(the time machine disappears)


(the time machine lands in Season 1, Week 10)

Runningwind: Get out, quick!

(everyone runs out of the time machine)

Past Daisy (Host): And the voting lines are now-

Past Daisy (Contestant): NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! (runs on to stage)

Yellowfang: (grabs chair and runs on to stage) (hits Past Daisy [Contestant]) NO! STOP IT! (hits) STOP IT! (hits) STOP IT! (hits) STOP! (hits) IT!

Past Daisy (Host): Why are there two of me? o.O

Daisy: (runs on to stage) There are three! 

Past Brighty: THREE DAISY'S!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (jumps off cliff)

Past Spottedleaf: Looks like we won't be seeing her agai-

Spottedleaf: (punches Past Spottedleaf) No! That's my line!

Past Daisy (Host): Voting lines are closed! And I have no idea what just happened!

Spiderleg: Let's go...

(everyone climbs in to the time machine)

Runningwind: Next stop, Season 2, Finale Week!

(the time machine disappears)


(the time machine reappears at Season 2, Finale Week) Runningwind: WE'RE HERE!

Mousefur: Let's go!

(everyone steps out of the time machine)

Past Splashcloud: I can't believe I'm featuring! All I have to do is act as Jayfeather's killer! Oh, this is going to be awesome! 

Past Mousefur: STRANGE CAT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (gets out gun)

Mousefur: DON'T SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! (runs over to stop the gun)

Past Splashcloud: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! DON'T SHOOT ME!

Past Mousefur: What the heck? There's two of me?

Mousefur: (grabs the gun and hits Past Mousefur) Don't shoot! DO, NOT. SHOOT!

Past Mousefur: Got it.

Past Splashcloud: Would you mind telling me what this is all about?

Spiderleg: Well-

Past Spiderleg: Wait, now there's two of me!a

Spiderleg: SHUT UP! Anyway, we traveled back in time to this place and distracted you and ruined the future, so now we have to un-distact you.

Splashcloud: Right... 

Spiderleg: So that means that you have to go and do what you're meant to do right now.

Splashcloud: And what happens if I don't?

Thornclaw: Allow me to explain!

Past Thornclaw: Wait, there's two of me now!?

Thornclaw: If you don't do what you're meant to do, Scarletpaw will kill Darkstripe, thinking he killed Jayfeather. This will make Jayfeather come out and yell at you, which will make you upset. While Jayfeather's yelling at you, Redtail will run him over with a tractor. 

Past Redtail: I would never kill Jayfeather! D:

Redtail: Well, you did.

Past Redtail: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! TWO ME'S!

Thornclaw: Anyway, this will make Scarletpaw the winner, and her and Shoalfoot will buy the Big Brother house and turn it in to a cafe, thus, cancelling Big Brother.

Splashcloud: BIG BROTHER GETS CANCELLED!? NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! (runs off to the house)

Ravenpaw: Well, our work is done. 

Past Redtail: Wow! Look at this awesome tractor! 

Ravenpaw: GET AWAY FROM THAT!

Past Redtail: Sorry...

Daisy: Let's go home!

(everyone goes back to the time machine)

Redtail: Home, here we come!

(the time machine disappears)


(the time machine returns to its original place)

Graystripe: Please tell me it worked! Please tell me it worked!

(everyone goes up the cellar stairs and opens the door. The house is back to normal.)

Rosepetal: We did it. Wooooooooo.

Big Brother: Where the heck have you guys been?

Ivypool: Well, we found the time machine, stuffed up the future, then had to go back and un-stuff it. 

Big Brother: THE TIME MACHINE!? I MUST DESTROY THAT AT ONCE! (runs to cellar)

Yellowfang: WAIT! MY CRYSTAL BALL IS IN THERE! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! (runs after him)


WEEK FOUR, CHALLENGE (Ft. Mistybird and Blackstar)

(in the bedroom)

Ravenpaw: Well, what an adventure we had yesterday!

Daisy: I hope Big Brother destroyed that time machine...

Spiderleg: Did you get your crystal ball back, Yellowfang?

Yellowfang: Yes, I did! And I'm never letting out of my sight again! (cuddles crystal ball) You're such a good little ball! Yes you are! Did you know that I love you? I love you, Crystal Ball! Yes I do! (starts rubbing face against ball)

Redtail: YellowXCrystal! CALLED IT!

Rosepetal: Future couple. When will the invites to your wedding be sent out.

Runningwind: You can't marry a crystal ball! 

Ivypool: Actually, you can, I just looked it up. 

Yellowfang: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! HOW!? HOW!?

Ivypool: There's a special place where you can get married to objects. Here. (passes laptop to Yellowfang)

Yellowfang: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I NEED TO GET TO A PHONE!

Thornclaw: Wait a minute, shouldn't we test if that thing still works? It's been out of action for 3 weeks. 

Spottedleaf: SHUT UP, MOLE! But that's a good idea... NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I JUST AGREED WITH THORNCLAW!

Yellowfang: Okay, ask me a question!

Graystripe: WHEN WILL BE THE NEXT TIME I EAT FOOD!?

Yellowfang: You're eating right now...

Graystripe: IT WORKS! (throws packet of lollies in the air. They spill on the floor.) NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! (bursts in to tears)

Ivypool: It's okay, Graystripe! (hugs)

Runningwind: STOP STEALING MY LOVE, LOVE STEALER!

Yellowfang: Some cat ask me a serious question.

Mousefur: Okay. What will the challenge be?

Yellowfang: OH, MIGHTY CRYSTAL BALL! I COME TO YOU IN SEARCH OF ANSWERS! Tell me, crystal ball, what will the challenge be this episode? (waves paw over crystal ball) Ommmmmmmm, Ommmmmmm, Ommmmmmm- A-HA! I HAVE AN ANSWER! 

Rosepetal: What is it. Tell me. I'm so excited.

Spiderleg: Yeah, (uses finger quotes) excited. 

Rosepetal: Nuuuuuuuuuu. Don't make fun of me. 

Thornclaw: What's the answer?

Yellowfang: The crystal ball says... AN IMPRESSIONS CHALLENGE!

Everyone: AWESOME!

Big Brother: It's time for the challenge. All cats, to the lounge. 

Yellowfang; Let's see if the crystal ball is right!

(everyone heads to the lounge)


(in the lounge)

Big Brother: Hello, housemates! Today's challenge will be... IMPRESSIONS!

Thornclaw: (shocked gasp) Yellowfang was right?

Yellowfang: EEEEEEEEEEEEE! THE WEDDING IS ON!

Runningwind: Gross... 

Graystrope: And you can talk?

Yellowfang: EVERYONE'S INVITED BUT DAISY!

Daisy: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! But... but I dated the crystal ball at one stage.

Crystal ball: Please let Daisy come, Yellowfang!

Yellowfang: (sigh) Okay.

Big Brother: If we could get on with it! 

Everyone: Okay.

Big Brother: Now, you'll be doing impressions. When it's your turn, you will pick a name out of the hat, and you'll have a short amount of time to do an impression of that cat. Judging your impression will be the cat you are doing an impression of, myself and, introducing our guest... MISTYBIRD!

Mistybird: HI! (waves)

Big Brother: We'll each be scoring you out of 10. The winner is the cat with the highest score, and the loser has a punishment, too.  Okay, let's start the challenge! Yellowfang, you'll be going first. 

Yellowfang: YAY! 

Big Brother: Pick a name out of the hat. (offers hat to Yellowfang)

Yellowfang: (sticks paw in hat and draws out a name) YES! I GOT DAISY! THIS IS GOING TO BE EASY!

Daisy: (sigh) 

Big Brother: Okay, Daisy, come and join the judging panel!

(Daisy walks over to the judging panel)

(Yellowfang walks on to stage)

Big Brother: Begin!

Yellowfang: I'm Daisy! I suck at everything! 

Daisy: NO I DON'T! 

Yellowfang: I'm going to boil some eggs. (grabs some eggs, a pot and boling water) Now, I am cooking the eggs! (tips water on self) NUUUUUUUUUUU! I BURNT MYSELF! 

Mistybird: That's so like Daisy!

Yellowfang: These are coming along good!

Big Brother: Coming along well

Daisy: Surely it's 'coming along good?'

Mistybird: Yellowfang gets bonus points!

Yellowfang: WAIT! WHAT'S GOING ON!? I BURNT THE BOILED EGGS!

Big Brother: How is that possible?

Mistybird: I don't think it is.

Daisy: The funny thing is I actually did that once.

Mistybird: WHAT!?

Yellowfang: THESE ARE RUINED! (throws pot at Daisy) 

Daisy: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Yellowfang: Oh, well, I'll just play some football! (picks up football) I am right in front of the goals! This should be easy, even for me, a cat who sucks at everything! 

(Yellowfang boots the ball. It goes flying away from the goals and hits Rosepetal in the head)

Rosepetal: Nuuuuuuuuuuuu.

Yellowfang: Oh, no, I killed Rosepetal! I'm gonna walk away now. 

(Yellowfang tries to walk away but trips over)

Yellowfang: NUUUUUUUUUUU! I TRIPPED OVER NOTHING! Impression over.

(Big Brother and Mistybird clap)

Daisy: That is so not me! (stamps paw)

Big Brother: Fabulous! Fabulous!

Mistybird: I almost mistook you for Daisy! That was wonderful!

Yellowfang: I AM NOTHING LIKE DAISY! (charges at Mistybird)

Mistybird: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! DON'T CHARGE AT ME! I'LL LOWER YOUR SCORE!

Yellowfang: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! (runs back on to stage) I did nothing! 

Voice-over: And now it's time-

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! LOUD VOICE! LOUD VOICE!

Big Brother: Voice-over! You scared the cats!

Voice-over: Sorry. Now it's time for the judges to reveal their scores! Daisy!

Daisy: (holds up board) 6!

Voice-over: Big Brother!

Big Brother: (holds up board) 8!

Voice-over: Mistybird!

Mistybird: (holds up board) 9!

Voice-over: And that gives Yellowfang a grand total score of... 23!

Yellowfang: YAY!


LEADERBOARD

YELLOWFANG 23


Big Brother: Thornclaw, your turn! 

(Thornclaw walks up to Big Brother)

Big Brother: Pick a name.

(Thornclaw sticks his paw in the hat and takes out a name)

Thornclaw: Aww, I got Spiderleg! D: This is gonna be so hard!

Spiderleg: I feel you, bro.

Thornclaw: Ew. 

(Thornclaw walks up to stage)

Big Brother: Spiderleg, please join us at the judging panel.

(Spiderleg walks up to the judges table)

Big Brother: Thornclaw, Begin!

Thornclaw: Hi! I'm Spiderleg! I was Daisy's mate once, but now I hate her guts for a reason I and every reader doesn't quite understand. 

Spiderleg: Actually, there is a reason-

Mistybird: SHADDAP! LET THE MOLE SPEAK!

Thornclaw: I'm really quiet and I do nothing in the house, so it's kind of surprising I haven't been voted off yet.

Spiderleg: SLANDER! SLANDER!

Big Brother: But it's true.

Spiderleg: D::::::::: BIG BROTHER!

Thornclaw: I'm developing a relationship with Yellowfang, so SpiderXYellow is on the cards, especially since I purchased a jumbo-sized poster of her on eBay.

Yellowfang: You what?

Spiderleg: Hehehehe, uh... uh... (blushes)

Thornclaw: And, er... uh... Damnit, Spiderleg! Why do you have to do nothing!? Why didn't I get Spottedleaf? I quit. (walks off stage)

Big Brother: I take it your impression is over. 

Thornclaw: No, I walked off the stage for the fun of it.

Big Brother: Oh.

Thornclaw: I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!

Daisy: Even knew that.

Mistybird: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION! SHUT UP!

Daisy: D::::::::: MISTYBIRD!

Voice-over: Will the judges now reveal their scores? Spiderleg!

Spiderleg: Disgraceful and slanderous. (holds up board) 2!

Voice-over: Big Brother!

Big Brother: (holds up  board) 4!

Voice-over: And Mistybird!

Mistybird: Honey, that was boring, which would've been fine if you were doing an impression of Rosepetal, but you weren't, so (holds up board) 4!

Rosepetal: Hey. That's offensive. Why are you being a (bleep).

Voice-over: And that gives Thornclaw a grand total score of... 11! Which, sadly, puts him in last place.

Thornclaw: Awww! D:

LEADERBOARD

YELLOWFANG 23

Thornclaw 11


Big Brother: It's Redtail's turn!

(Redtail walks up to Big Brother)

Big Brother: Pick a name out of the hat.

(Redtail sticks his paw in the hat and pulls out a name)

Redtail: I got Runningwind!

Big Brother: Runningwind, come join us at the panel.

(Runningwind walks up to the judges table)

Big Brother: Redtail, get ready.

(Redtail walks on stage)

Big Brother: Begin!

Redtail: Hello, I'm Runningwind! I love Ivypool SOOOOOOOOOO much! I have Ivypool posters, Ivypool T-shirts, Ivypool bedsheets, an Ivypool pencil case, I'm president of all 600 of her fan clubs,

Ivypool: Wait, I have 600 fan clubs? AND RUNNINGWIND IS THE PRESIDENT OF ALL OF THEM!?

Redtail: I have Ivypool magnets, an Ivypool lapotop, my laptop mouse is Ivypool, I just love her!

Runningwind: YES! I DO HAVE ALL THOSE THINGS!

Mistybird: SHUT UP, PEDO!

Big Brother: SHUT UP, MISTYBIRD!

Redtail: SHUT UP, BIG BROTHER!

Ravenpaw: SHUT  UP, REDTAIL!

Mousefur: SHUT UP, RAVENPAW!

Rosepetal: Shut up, Mousefur.

Spiderleg: SHUT UP, ROSEPETAL!

Thornclaw: SHUT UP, SPIDERLEG!

Spottedleaf: SHUT UP, THORNCLAW!

Graystripe: SHUT UP, SPOTTEDLEAF!

Runningwind: SHUT UP, GRAYSTRIPE!

Ivypool: SHUT UP, RUNNINGWIND! Oooh, I've always wanted to do that!

Voice-over: SHUT UP, IVYPOOL!

Ivypool: HEY! D:

Yellowfang: (quietly) Shut up, Yellowfang.

Daisy: SHUT UP, DAISY!

(silence)

Mistybird: (facepaw)

Yellowfang: (dies laughing) THAT IS THE BEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE!

Redtail: CAN WE GET BACK TO MY IMPRESSION!?

Big Brother: Proceed.

Redtail: Now, where was I? Ah, yes. (grabs out board) I'd better find Ivypool! I can track her through my GPS tracking device I installed in her mouth while she was sleeping.

Ivypool: WHAT!?

Runningwind: I need to know where you are at all times, my love, or I'll have panic attacks!

Redtail: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU! SHE'S IN THE NEXT ROOM! SHE TOOK A BREATH AND I WASN'T THERE! (holds gun to head) MY LIFE IS WORTHLESS!

Runningwind: D-did that really happen? Did Ivypool breathe without my knowledge? (starts hyperventilating)

Redtail: (pulls out Ivypool doll) But, lucky for me, I have an Ivypool doll! (starts licking it) Oh, Ivpool! Oh, Ivypool! IVYPOOL! I LOVE YOU SO! (starts licking it frantically)

Runningwind: I want in! (jumps on stage and starts licking the doll)

Ivypool: Eeeeeeh, getting creeped out!

Redtail: Impression over!

Runningwind: Can I keep the doll!?

Redtail: But you have 1500.

Runningwind: WHEEEEEEEEE! (takes doll back to table)

Voice-over: Will the judges reveal their scores? Runningwind!

Runningwind: (holds up board) 10!

Voice-over: Big Brother! 

Big Brother: (holds up board) 9!

Voice-over: Mistybird!

Mistybird: Even though it was gross, it was accurate. (holds up board) 9!

Big Brother: That gives Redtail a grand total score of... 28! That puts him in the lead!

Redtail: YAY!

LEADERBOARD

REDTAIL 28

Yellowfang 23

Thornclaw 11


Big Brother: Graystripe! You're up!

(Graystripe walks up to Big Brother)

Big Brother: Pick a name.

(Graystripe sticks his paw in to the hat and pulls out a name)

Graystripe: Aw, yeah! Spottedleaf!

Big Brother: Spottedleaf, come and join us at the panel.

(Spottedleaf walks up to the judges panel)

Big Brother: Graystripe, get ready.

(Graystripe walks on to stage)

Big Brother: Begin!

Graystripe: Hi, I'm Spottedleaf! I'm super nice and happy! I love everyone, even Daisy!

Daisy: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! I HAVE A FRIEND!

Yellowfang: SHUT UP! (punches)

Graystripe: I'm the nicest cat in the world! RAAAAAAAAAWR, PERSONALITY CHANGE! I'm always right and everyone else is wrong! No one ever listens to me! THORNCLAW'S THE MOLE! THORNCLAW'S THE MOLE! (flops on the ground at starts frothing at the mouth) THORNCLAW'S THE MOLE! THORNCLAW'S THE MOLE! JFDIDJSIOFSHIASFHSAFHIFSAHOSAFOI! 

Spottedleaf: I so don't do that.

Graystripe: Impression over!

Mistybird: That was strange.

Big Brother: Agreed.

Voice-over: Will the judges reveal their scores? Spottedleaf!

Spottedleaf: The first bit was like me, the second wasn't. (holds up board) 3!

Voice-over: Big Brother!

Big Brother: Really strange, but somewhat accurate. (holds up board) 5!

Voice-over: Mistybird!

Mistybird: That was just strange. Horrid to watch. (holds up board) 4!

Voice-over: And that gives Graystripe a socre of... 12! Just beating Thornclaw, and putting him in to 3rd place!

Graystri[e: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

LEADERBOARD

REDTAIL 28

Yellowfang 23

Graystripe 12

Thornclaw 11


Big Brother: Rosepetal's up!

(Rosepetal walks up to Big Brother)

Big Brother: Pick a name.

(Rosepetal sticks her paw in to the hat and pulls out a name) 

Rosepetal: Yeah. I got Ivypool. Awesome.

Big Brother: Ivypool, come join us at the table.

(Ivypool walks up to the judges table)

Big Brother: Rosepetal, get ready!

(Rosepetal walks on stage)

Big Brother: Begin!

Rosepetal: I'm Ivypool. I hate Dovewing. Nuuuuuuuu, Get away, Runningwind.

Mistybird: (falls asleep and starts snoring)

Ivypool: (giggles)

Rosepetal: Why does Runningwind think I love him. I don't love him at all. He is a pedo. I wish he would get evicted.

Runningwind: LIES! ALL LIES!

Rosepetal: Why does Runningwind love me, anyway. I don't get it. And why can't he get the message that I don't love him, as I've told him several times.

Runningwind: (sobbing) You're a liar!

Rosepetal: I hate Runningwind, Maybe I should start nominating him so he goes home. I hate him. As soon as one of us leaves, I'm getting a restraining order.

Runningwind: YOU LIE! MY LOVE WOULD NEVER DO THAT! (runs out of the room sobbing)

Rosepetal: Impression over.

Big Brother: (jabs Mistybird) Wake up!

Mistybird: Wh-what? I- I want cheese! Oh, it's over. 

Voice-over: Will the judges please reveal their scores? Ivypool!

Ivypool: You get bonus points for making Runningwind leave, but that was still boring. (holds up board) 4!

Voice-over: Big Brother! 

Big Brother: Incredibly boring. (holds up board) 3!

Voice-over: Honey, that was, paws down, the most boring thing I have ever seen in my life. Even if I had the hiccups, I could do a better impression than that. (holds up board) 2!

Big Brother: Care to put that to the test?

Mistybird: NO!

Voice-over: And that gives Rosepetal a grand total score of... 9! Which puts her in last place!

Rosepetal: Nuuuuuuuuuuuu.

LEADERBOARD

REDTAIL 28

Yellowfang 23

Graystripe 12

Thornclaw 11

Rosepetal 9


Big Brother: Spiderleg's turn!

(Spiderleg walks up to Big Brother)

Big Brother: Take a name out of the hat.

(Spiderleg sticks his paw in the hat and pulls out a name)

Spiderleg: I got Graystripe!

Big Brother: Graystripe, please join us at the panel.

(Graystripe walks up to the judges table)

Big Brother: Spiderleg, get ready!

(Spiderleg walks on to stage)

Big Brother: Begin!

Spiderleg: Hi, I'm Graystripe! I'm obsessed with food! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (grabs bucket of maltesers and shoves it all in his mouth) OMNOMNOM! STILL HUINGRY!

Graystripe: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! HOW COULD YOU EAT IT IN FRONT OF ME!? 

Spiderleg: I'm still hungry. I need food, or I'll die! D: Ah, I found a block of cheese! (shoves entire thing in mouth)

Graystripe: STOP EATING IN FRONT OF ME!

Spiderleg: Need more food. More... YES! SECRET STASH OF POTATOES! (eats 600 potatoes)

Graystripe: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! NOT MY STASH!

Mistybird: (bursts out laughing)

Spiderleg: Oh, no, I've run out of food! Hey, chocolate that's been on the floor for 600 years! (eats it) Uh oh! I don't feel so well! (vomits) BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEERGH!

Mistybird: (gags)

Big Brother: NO! We aren't doing that thing where one cat vomits and everyone else does! NO! WE'VE DONE THAT 7,000 TIMES! STOP IT!

Mistybird: (forces vomit back down throat) Ew... That was disgusting! (vomits)

Yellowfang: (gags)

Big Brother: STOP IT!

Yellowfang: (forces vomit back downt throat)

Spiderleg: Impression over.

Voice-over: Will the judges reveal their scores? Graystripe!

Graystripe: I can't believe you ate food in front of me! You've traumatised me for life! (holds up board) 4!

Voice-over: Big Brother! 

Big Brother: Very realistic. 9!

Big Brother: Mistybird!

Mistybird: I was going to give you a 9, but you made me vomit, so (holds up board) 8!

Voice-over: And that gives Spiderleg a grand total score of... 21! Which puts him in 3rd!

Spiderleg: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

LEADERBOARD

REDTAIL 28

Yellowfang 23

Spiderleg 21

Graystripe 12

Thornclaw 11

Rosepetal 9


Big Brother: Mousefur! You next!

(Mousefur walks up to Big Brother)

Big Brother: Pick a name out of the hat.

(Mousefur sticks her paw in to the hat and pulls out a name)

Mousefur: ROSEPETAL! YES!

Big Brother: Rosepetal, please join us on the panel.

(Rosepetal walks up to the judges table)

Big Brother: Mousefur, get ready!

(Mousefur walks on stage)

Big Brother: Begin!

Mousefur: I'm Rosepetal. I'm really boring. I have no emotion.

Rosepetal: Hey. I do have emotion. Liar. 

Mousefur: Even if something really sad happens, I'll show no emotion. (phone beeps) What. Daisy's dead, Nuuuuuuu. I'm really sad. I'm so upset. How could this happen. Nuuuuuuuuu.

Mistybird: (bursts out laughing) IT'S FUNNY 'CAUSE IT'S TRUE! 

Big Brother: THAT IS SO TRUE!

Rosepetal: Hey. Stop laughing. It's not funny. I do have emotion. I do.

Mousefur: Oh, no. Now that Daisy is dead, what will I do with my life. Nuuuuuuuuuu. I'm so depressed. Why is this happening to me. What did I do to deserve it. Why am I incapable of feeling things. Oh, that's right, I have no emotion. 

Mistybird: WHEEEEEEEEE! THIS IS HILARIOUS!

Rosepetal: Why are you still laughing. I do have emotion. This is all so upsetting, Wait, what. Nuuuuuuuuu. That last sentence had no emotion all. You were right. All of you, from the beginning. I really don't have any emotion. Nuuuuuuuuuu. Nuuuuuuuuuuu. My life is a lie.

Mousefur: See, I've even admitted it myself. I have no emotion. Oh, will I ever be able to have emotions. Not like the Mariah Carey song, but actual emotion. Please, just once, I want to have emotion. Impression over.

(everyone claps)

Voice-over: Will  the judges reveal their scores? Rosepetal!

Rosepetal: You have shown me the truth. Thank you. (holds up board) 10.

Voice-over: Big Brother!

Big Brother: 100% accurate. (holds up board) 10!

Mistybird: That is the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my life! I'd give you an 11 if I could! (holds up board) 10!

Voice-over: And that gives Mousefur a score of... 30! Which means she can't be beaten, which means she wins!

Everyone who hasn't done an impression yet: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Big Brother: But we're still doing the impression!

Everyone who hasn't done an impression yet: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

LEADERBOARD

MOUSEFUR 30

Redtail 28

Yellowfang 23

Spiderleg 21

Graystripe 12

Thornclaw 11

Rosepetal 9


Big Brother: Ivypool, you're up!

(Ivypool walks up to Big Brother)

Big Brother: Pick a name out of the hat.

(Ivypool sticks her paw in the hat and pulls out a name)

Ivypool: Mousefur!

Big Brother: Mousefur, join us at the table.

(Mousefur walks up to the judges table)

Big Brother: Ivypool, get ready! 

(Ivypool walks on stage)

Big Brother: Begin!

(the window breaks. everyone looks. Blackstar is standing next to the broken window.)

Mistybird: Eeeeeep! (hides under table)

Blackstar: MISTYBIRD! I have found you! Come with me, my love!

Mistybird: I'M NOT HERE! 

Blackstar: Oh, okay, then! Sorry about your window. (leaps out of it) Wait a minute... (leaps back in) She's under the table, isn't she?

Mistybird: NO I'M NOT!

Blackstar: (flips the table and sees Mistybird) A-HA!

Mistybird: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Blackstar: I've found you! Now we can be together forever!

Mistybird: Sorry, gotta run, (leaps out the window and runs for her life) Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Blackstar: WAIT! COME BACK! (leaps out the window and runs after her) MISTYBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD! D:

Big Brother: Great! No judge and a broken window! 

Ivypool: Can I do my impression now?

Big Brother: NO! You can't do a contest with only two judges! The challenge is over, Mousefur wins!

Mousefur: YAY!

Ivypool: But we can still do it!

Big Brother: Name one successful show that has two judges!

Spottedleaf: Oooh, I love Family Feud! 

Big Brother: THIS IS NOT FAMILY FEUD!

Spottedleaf: Awww! D:

Big Brother: Mousefur, come to the four cases.


(at the Four Cases of Doom)

Big Brother: Mousefur, you must now pick a case.One case contains a free pass to speak 6 words of Grump, one contains the ability to make the cat of your choice your slave for 24 hours, one contains the ability to punch the cat of your choice 10 times and one contains INSTANT EVICTION! Which case do you pick?

Mousefur: I pick case 3!

Big Brother: Open it! 

(Mousefur opens the case)

Mousefur: (gasp) A FREE PASS TO SPEAK 6 WORDS OF GRUMP! OH YEAH! Grumpeh grump! Grumpeh grump! GRUMPEH GRUMP! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! THAT'S MADE ME SO HAPPY! (runs to the bedroom)

Big Brother: Ha! She used her prize in two seconds. Now, Rosepetal! You need a punishment for coming last.

Rosepetal: Nuuuuuuuuuuu.

Big Brother: Your prize is: You get to be locked in the cat carrier! (shoves Rosepetal in the cat carrier and locks it) SUFFER!

Rosepetal: (scratches madly) Nuuuuuuuuuuu. Let me out. Help. Nuuuuuuuuuuu.

Spiderleg: I can't help but feel this would be funnier if she had emotion... 

WEEK FOUR, EVICTION

Voice-over: Hello and welcome to the LIVE EVICTION! Please welcome your host, FERNCLOUD!

(Ferncloud walks on to stage)

Ferncloud: Hello, every cat and welcome to the LIVE EVICTION! This week, for the first time ever, there are FIVE nominees! So, who's going home? Will it be RAVENPAW?

(crowd cheers)

Ferncloud: Will it be DAISY?

(crowd boos)

Ferncloud: Well that isn't very nice.

Cat in Crowd: No one cares about her!

Ferncloud: How dare you say that? How dare you? She hosted this show for two seasons! I bare my teeth at you! (bares teeth)

Cat in Corwd: (whimpers)

Producer: (sigh) On with it, Ferncloud.

Ferncloud: Will it be REDTAIL?

(crowd cheers)

Ferncloud: Will it be RUNNINGWIND!?

Dovewing: BOOOOOOOOOOOO! OUT, PEDO! BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ferncloud: How did you get in here?

Dovewing: Through the door.

Ferncloud: SHOO! NO ONE LIKES YOU! SHOO! (whacks with toaster)

Dovewing: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (runs towards the exit)

Ferncloud: (whacks with broom) OUT! OUT!

(Dovewing runs out of the building)

Ferncloud: Well, that got rid of Little Miss Perfect! Sheesh!

Producer: Can we not be interrupted, please?

Ferncloud: Okay. Or will it be ROSEPETAL?

Crowd: Wooooo.

Ferncloud: What? Why did you say it like- OH! I GET IT! It's 'cause Rosepetal has no emotion!

Cat in Crowd: (slow clap) Genius.

Ferncloud: Let's take a look at the voting lines!

(Ferncloud crosses to the voting lines. They read:)

??? 12%

??? 30%

??? 10%

??? 26%

??? 22%


Ferncloud: Wow, those are close! Lines close after the break. Here are the numbers you need!

Voice-over: To save RAVENPAW, dial 1902 55 71 07! Or SMS RAVENPAW to 161 661!

To save DAISY, dial 1902 55 71 01! Or SMS DAISY to 161 661!

To save REDTAIL, dial 1902 55 71 08! Or SMS REDTAIL to 161 661!

To save RUNNINGWIND, dial 1902 55 71 10! Or SMS RUNNINGWIND to 161 661!

To save ROSEPETAL, dial 1902 55 71 09! Or SMS ROSEPETAL to 161 661!


Ferncloud: See you after the break!


(after the break)

Ferncloud: Welcome back! Before we get in to the eviction, let's take a look at another one of our favourite rivalries! Last week, we took you through Yellowfang vs, Diasy. Tonight, we take a look at RAVENPAW VS. REDTAIL! Look at this!

(the screen changes)

Voice-over: At the start of the competition, these cats didn't know each other, but then, Ravenpaw made the ultimate accusation...

Ravenpaw: HE CHEATED! HE CHEATED!

Voice-over: But Redtail refused to admit it!

Redtail: I didn't cheat!

Voice-over: So Ravenpaw got revenge...

Ravenpaw: (crushes Redtail's tacos) 

Redtail: Hey! D:

Voice-over: And so, the war began!

Redtail: (crushes Ravenpaw's tacos)

Ravenpaw: HEY! D: (throws Redtail at the wall)

Yellowfang: THE POOR WALL! D:

Voice-over: Now, both these fiery cats are up for eviction! Will the rivalry end prematurely? We'll find out TONIGHT!

(screen goes blank)

Ferncloud: Awesome rivalry, huh? 

(crowd cheers)

Ferncloud: I'm starting to think that's all you guys do...

(crowd cheers)

Ferncloud: Point proven. Anyway, come back after the break, where the first couple of safe cats are going to be revealed!


(after the break)

Ferncloud: We're back! And now we're going to reveal the first two safe cats!

(Ferncloud crosses to the house)

Ferncloud: Hi, housemates!

Housemates: Hello!

Ferncloud: It's time to reveal the first two safe cats!

Everyone: YAY!

Yellowfang: DAISY'S GOING HOME!

Daisy: No, I'm not! A-am I?

Ferncloud: Well, if you'd shut up, then I'd tell you.

(Daisy shuts up)

Ferncloud: Okay, let's get this show on the road?

Ivypool: Does it have a car?

Ferncloud: What?

Ivypool: Does it have a car? The show. You can't get on the road without a car.

Ferncloud: No...?

Ivypool: How do you expect to get it on the road without a car? Do you want it to get run over or something?

Ferncloud: SHUT UP! It was a figure of speech!

Runningwind: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO MY LOVE!?

Ferncloud: Can we get on with it please?

Housemates: Okay.

Ferncloud: Okay, let's get down to business. One cat who has received enough votes to save them, and the cat who will be staying at least one more week is... I can't believe I'm about to say this, but it's DAISY!

Yellowfang: WHAT!?

Daisy: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SEE!? SEE!? I TOLD YOU EVERYONE LIKED ME!

Yellowfang: (punches) SHUT UP! NO ONE GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO TALK!

Daisy: Okay...

Ferncloud: And guess what? Because we have 5 nominees, I can reveal another safe cat! Would you like me to?

Housemates: YES!

Ferncloud: Okay! One more cat who has received enough votes to remain in the game is... ROSEPETAL!

Rosepetal: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Woooo. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Spiderleg: (sigh)


Ferncloud: Well, we now know that Daisy and Rosepetal are safe! Who ever thought I'd say that? Not me! Anyway, we still have 3 cats in danger, but who will be going home? Find out after the break!


(after the break)

Ferncloud: We're back! Now it's time to save another cat!

(Ferncloud crosses to the house)

Ferncloud: Hi again!

Housemates: Hi!

Ferncloud: We're about to save one more cat! 

Runningwind: PLEASE LET IT BE ME! I NEED TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH MY LOVE!

Thornclaw: Use her name, for StarClan's sake!

Runningwind: I NEED TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH IVYPOOL!

Thornclaw: Better.

Ivypool: Eeeep! (hides behind couch)

Ferncloud: It's time to reveal the safe cat!

Redtail: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Ravenpaw: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Runningwind: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Ivypool: NOT HIM!

Ferncloud: Well if you'd shut up,  I could tell you.

(everyone shuts up)

Ferncloud: Much better. Now, one more cat who has received enough votes to stay at least one more week is... RUNNINGWIND!

Ivypool: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Runningwind: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! (tacklehugs Ivypool and starts licking her frantically) I'm safe! I'm safe! Thank you, audience, for letting me stay with my love!

Ivypool: I hate you all... D:


Ferncloud: Runningwind's safe! So we know now that it will be either Redtail or Ravenpaw going home! Who will it be? Come back after the break to find out!


(after the break)

Ferncloud: Welcome back! We're about to find out the identity of the next evictee!

(Ferncloud crosses over to the house)

Ferncloud: Hello again!

Ravenpaw: TELL US THAT REDTAIL IS THE EVICTEE!

Redtail: NOOOOOOO! RAVENPAW IS! 

Ferncloud: Sheesh, not even a please, but whatever.

Redtail: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Ferncloud: Okay, this is it. We're about to find out who the next evictee is. Ravenpaw, Redtail, one of you is just seconds away from leaving the Big Brother house. After receiving the LEAST amount of votes to save, it's time to go... RAVENPAW!

Ravenpaw: KA-NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Redtail: KA-YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

Spottedleaf: Ka-huh?

Big Brother: Ravenpaw, you have been evicted. You have 10 seconds to leave the house.

(everyone heads towards the exit)

Ravenpaw: How could I lose to Redtail? How? D:

Spiderleg: Well, it's actually quite easy. You see, you received the least amount of votes to save. 

Ravenpaw: HOW? D:

Spiderleg: Errrr, your number was dialed the least amount of times, unless of course, someone has rigged the votes,

Ravenpaw: REDTAIL! YOU VOTE RIGGER!

Big Brother: The votes aren't rigged, we have an anti-rigging system. Now get the (bleep) out.

Ravenpaw: Okay, okay.

(the doors open)

(Ravenpaw goes through the doors)

Ravenpaw: Bye, folks!

Everyone: BYEEEEEEEE!

(Ravenpaw exits)


(on stage)

Ferncloud: Please welcome evictee number three, RAVENPAW!

(Ravenpaw walks on to stage)

Ravenpaw: Hi, Ferncloud!

Ferncloud: Hi, Ravenpaw! Take a seat!

(they sit down)

Ferncloud: How are you feeling? 

Ravenpaw: I don't get how I could lose to Redtail! It just isn't possible!

Ferncloud: Well, let's take a look at the voting lines!

(Ferncloud crosses to the voting lines. They read:)

DAISY 12%

ROSEPETAL 30%

RAVENPAW 10%

RUNNINGWIND 26%

REDTAIL 22%


Ravenpaw: Rosepetal got the most votes? What planet are we on?

Ferncloud: (shrugs) I dunno.

Ravenpaw: I still can't believe I lost to Redtail... and Daisy! Could life get any worse?

(a washing machine falls on Ravenpaw)

Ravenpaw: I guess it can.

Ferncloud: Ravenpaw! Are you okay?

Ravenpaw: I'm clearly not.. get this stupid thing off me!

Ferncloud: How am I supposed to lift it? I'm a cat.

Ravenpaw: What was it doing there anyway?

Ferncloud: PRODUCER! HELP!

(the Producer walks on to stage)

Producer: (sigh) Really? A washing machine. Is that the best we can do? 

Ravenpaw: GET IT OFF ME!

(the Producer lifts the washing machine off Ravenpaw)

Ferncloud: Now, Ravenpaw, let's look at your journey.

Ravenpaw: (shrugs) Whatever.

(the screen changes)

Ferncloud: Please welcome housemate number two, Ravenpaw!

Ravenpaw: Wooo! I'm on BBTC!


(Ravenpaw enters the house)

Ravenpaw: Daisy! Hi!

Daisy: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! Creepy stalker cat who knows my name! 

Ravenpaw: (tackles Daisy) Calm down! I'm Ravenpaw. I left ThunderClan long ago.


(outside the maze)

Ravenpaw: Hey! That's cheating! CHEATER!


(Week Two, Challenge)

Ravenpaw: (eats taco) This is a cool contest!

Redtail: (eats taco) How so?

Ravenpaw: (eats taco) Because I can do this.

Redtail: (picks up taco) Do what?

Ravenpaw: (knocks Redtail's taco on the ground and stomps on it)

Redtail: D: MY TACO! (crushes Ravenpaw's tacos) How do you like it?

Ravenpaw: YOU MONSTER! (throws Redtail against the wall and eats 5 of his tacos)

Yellowfang: THE POOR WALL! D:


(Week Three, Daily Show)

(Ravenpaw comes flying in on a wrecking ball)

Ravenpaw: I CAME IN LIKE A WREEEEEEEEECKING-

(Ravenpaw goes flying out the window)

Ravenpaw: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(Ravenpaw crashes to the ground. The wrecking ball lands on top of him)

Ravenpaw: Ow.


(in the nominations room)

Mousefur: For 3 points I nominate RAVENPAW...

Redtail: ...RAVENPAW

Runningwind: ...RAVENPAW

Yellowfang: ...RAVENPAW

Spottedleaf: ...RAVENPAW

Redtail: ...RAVENPAW


Big Brother: I will now reveal the cats nominated and the number of points they received. On 13 points, RAVENPAW.

... On 9 points, RAVENPAW.


(the screen goes blank)

Ravenpaw: Awesome journey!

Ferncloud: And now you have a superpower to give out! Who is it going to?

Ravenpaw: Uh... Mousefur, I guess.

Ferncloud: Done! Well, folks, I'm Ferncloud and Ravenpaw has just been evicted. Good night, every cat!

(an oven falls on Ravenpaw)

Ravenpaw: OH, COME ON!

Ferncloud: Oh, dear...

Ravenpaw: A little help?


Get ready for a MASSIVE nominations twist! What will it be? Who will be affected? Also, Graystripe orders a pizza that NEVER arrives. What chaos will he cause? Who will live? Who will die? In an even bigger eviction twist, alliances and rivalries are put to the test when the housemates choose the evictee! Who will go home? Who turns on who? Will alliances be shattered? And, for the first time this season, an intruder will enter! Who will it be? How will the housemates react? Find out all this and MORE in Big Brother: ThunderClan Season 3/Week Five!


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