Authour's Note
This episode is dedicated to Darky, and her beloved dog, Twinky. Darky, I know what it feels like to lose your greatest friend, and I know this won't help to ease the pain, but it's the least I can do.
WEEK THIRTEEN, NOMINATIONS
Rule: Tonight, all nominations points are worth double their value. Jayfeather can't be nominated.
Superpower Holder: Scarletpaw
(outside after Shoalfoot's eviction)
Scarletpaw: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!? WHY IS SHOALFOOT GONE!?
Cinderpelt: Because she received the most votes, halfwit.
Scarletpaw: IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION! (punches)
Sorreltail: Nawwww, poor Scarlet! D:
Scarletpaw: If any of you need me, I'll be in my depression pod! (runs towards the depression pod)
Willowpelt: BAAAAAAAAAAA! I'M A SHEEP!
Darkstripe: Don't let her get in to the depression pod! She'll never come out!
Brightheart: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! (runs to guard depression pod)
(in the bedroom)
(Brightheart is guarding the depression pod)
Scarletpaw: (slaps Brightheart) Let me in!
Brightheart: (gasp) LE SLAP! (slaps)
Sorreltail: No, if we let you in, you'll never go out!
Scarletpaw: I don't care!
Jayfeather: Gru.... grumpeh grumpeh grumpeteh grump!
Brightheart: Jayfeather's right! If you cut yourself off from the house, we'll be forced to nominate!
Scarletpaw: Do it! I want to be evicted so I can see Shoalfoot again!
Everyone: (gasp)
Darkstripe: Scarletpaw, we are not letting you in the depression pod.
Scarletpaw: Don't make me run you over with a bulldozer!
Cinderpelt: Do it then, run us over with a-
(Scarletpaw runs over everyone with a bulldozer and jumps in to the depression chamber)
Cinderpelt: Bulldozer.
Big Brother: All housemates, to the lounge.
(Everyone but Scarletpaw goes to the lounge)
Big Brother: Scarletpaw, that means you too.
Scarletpaw: I'm not leaving! I'm depressed!
Big Brother: (sigh) Fine. (throws Scarletpaw's laptop in the depression pod) I'll just have to Skype you. What's your Skype name?
Scarletpaw: scarletthesconelover71
Big Brother: Okay, I'll add you on Skype. (adds Scarletpaw) Sent the request.
Scarletpaw: Accepted.
(in the lounge)
Big Brother: Housemates, it's time to nominate. Tonight, there are two rules: Once again, Jayfeather cannot be nominated as he has a free pass to the final 5.
Cinderpelt: (falls to knees) WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?
Big Brother: And also, nomination points are worth DOUBLE their value! That means you have 10 points to nominate 2 cats tonight!
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Big Brother: Now, as you know, Shoalfoot was evicted last night-
Scarletpaw: STOP REMINDING ME! (wails)
Big Brother: Anyway, she has a superpower to give out. So here she is.
(Shoalfoot appears via video link)
Shoalfoot: Hi guys- (gasp) WHERE IS SCARLETPAW!? D:
Scarletpaw: Here! I'm hearing all this through Skype!
Shoalfoot: Why aren't you in the lounge? D:
Scarletpaw: Because ever since you left, I got depressed and am in the depression pod! D:
Shoalfoot: But... But I gave you the superpower! D:
Scarletpaw: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! I'm still depressed though.
Big Brother: Every cat, go to the nominations room. Scarletpaw, when everyone's gone, I'll tell you what your superpower is.
(everyone leaves to the nominations room)
Big Brother: Okay, Scarletpaw, your power is: You can choose one cat to have normal value nomination points. That means they'll only have 5 points to nominate with tonight.
Scarletpaw: Um... Well, Cinderpelt then.
Big Brother: Done. Now, I'm taking the computer to the nominations room so you aren't lonely.
Scarletpaw: Okay.
(in the nominations room)
Big Brother: Hm... Willowpelt will nominate first. Willowpelt, to the chamber.
(Willowpelt speeds in)
Willowpelt: BLUE, RED, GREEN, FACE! HAVE A KITTEN DRESSED IN LACE!
Big Brother: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Nominate now! Remember you have 10 points tonight!
Willowpelt: 9 POINTS TO DARKSTRIPE BECAUSE HE'S ANNOYING AND HE'S THE DARKEST STRIPE TO EVER STRIPE!
Big Brother: And I am the biggest Brother to ever accept. You have one point left.
Willowpelt: FOR 1 POINT I NOMINATE BRIGHTHEART FOR BEING THE...
Big Brother: Let me guess: "The brightest heart to ever heart?"
Willowpelt: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (bolts out of the chamber)
Big Brother: Guess I have to accept then.
Table:
DARKSTRIPE 9
BRIGHTHEART 1
Cinderpelt 0
Scarletpaw 0
Sorreltail 0
Willowpelt 0
Jayfeather 0
Big Brother: Scarletpaw, I'm going to take the laptop in to the chamber so you can nominate. (brings laptop in to chamber) Nominate now.
Scarletpaw: 5 to CINDERPELT for not caring about Shoalfoot's eviction.
Big Brother: Accepted. You have 5 points left.
Scarletpaw: And 5 to DARKSTRIPE for trying to stop me from entering the depression pod.
Big Brother: Accepted.
Table:
DARKSTRIPE 14
CINDERPELT 5
BRIGHTHEART 1
Scarletpaw 0
Sorreltail 0
Willowpelt 0
Jayfeather 0
Big Brother: Cinderpelt, to the chamber. (a reminder that Cinderpelt has FIVE points to nominate with, not ten.)
(Cinderpelt enters)
Big Brother: Cinderpelt, nominate now.
Cinderpelt: For 8 points I nominate SCARLETPAW. ME HATETH HER SO MUCHLY!
Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left.
Cinderpelt: 2 to WILLOWPELT, because I don't trust her. I think she's forming an alliance with Scarletpaw.
Big Brother: (facepalm) You've got to be kidding me...
Cinderpelt: I'm serious!
Big Brother: Fine. Accepted.
(Note: Scarletpaw will have 4 points added to her tally, and Willowpelt one.)
Table:
DARKSTRIPE 14
CINDERPELT 5
SCARLETPAW 4
Brightheart 1
Willowpelt 1
Sorreltail 0
Jayfeather 0
Big Brother: Darkstripe, to the chamber.
(Darkstripe enters)
Big Brother: Nominate now.
Darkstripe: For 7 points I nominate SORRELTAIL because I hate her and because she has an alliance, which is dangerous at this time in the game.
Big Brother: Accepted. You have 3 points left.
Darkstripe: For 3 points I nominate WILLOWPELT because she's in an alliance with Sorreltail.
Big Brother: Accepted.
Table:
DARKSTRIPE 14
SORRELTAIL 7
CINDERPELT 5
Scarletpaw 4
Willowpelt 4
Brightheart 1
Jayfeather 0
Big Brother: Jayfeather, to the chamber.
(Jayfeather enters)
Big Brother: Jayfeather, nominate now.
Jayfeather: Grumpeteh grumpus grumpsauce de grumpeteh grumpeteh grump grump. Grumpy grumpus grump. Grumpeh grump.
Big Brother: For 7 points you nominate BRIGHTHEART because she's a threat?
Jayfeather: (nods)
Big Brother: Accepted. You have 3 points left.
Jayfeather: Grumpeh grumpeteh grump. De grumpus grump, grumpehteh a la grump.
Big Brother: 3 to WILLOWPELT because she's insane?
Jayfeather: (nods)
Big Brother: Accepted. Why didn't you nominate Cinderpelt?
Jayfeather: Grumpeteh grumpus grump.
Big Brother: You want to beat her in the final two, I see.
Table:
DARKSTRIPE 14
BRIGHTHEART 8
SORRELTAIL 7
WILLOWPELT 7
Cinderpelt 5
Scarletpaw 4
Jayfeather 0
Big Brother: Sorreltail, to the chamber.
(Sorreltail enters)
Big Brother: Sorreltail, nominate-
Sorreltail: 9 to DARKSTRIPE!
Big Brother: Far out, that was quick. Accepted. You have 1 point left.
Sorreltail: 1 point to SCARLETPAW becaause she's depressed and I think she wants to go home.
Big Brother: Accepted.
Table:
DARKSTRIPE 23
BRIGHTHEART 8
SORRELTAIL 7
WILLOWPELT 7
Cinderpelt 5
Scarletpaw 5
Jayfeather 0
Big Brother: Finally, Brightheart, to the chamber.
(Brightheart enters)
Big Brother: Brightheart, nominate now.
Brightheart: For 8 points I nominate SCARLETPAW because I think she doesn't want to be here anymore.
Big Brother: Fair enough. Accepted.
Brightheart: For 2 points, I nominate WILLOWPELT because she's kinda... insane, plus, she came back, and I'd be peeved if she beat me after that.
Big Brother: Accepted. Nominations are over. All housemates, to the lounge.
FINAL TABLE:
DARKSTRIPE 23
SCARLETPAW 13
WILLOWPELT 9
Brightheart 8
Sorreltail 7
Cinderpelt 5
Jayfeather 0
(in the lounge)
Big Brother: Housemates, as you know, Scarletpaw had the superpower. Her power was that she could make one housemate's nomination points normal value, meaning they had 5 points, not 10, to nominate with.
Everyone: (gasp)
Darkstripe: What an awesome superpower! D:
Big Brother: I will now reveal the cats nominated and the number of points they received. On 23 points, DARKSTRIPE.
Darkstripe: I freakin' knew it.
Big Brother: On 14 points, SCARLETPAW.
Scarletpaw: If I wasn't in the depression pod, I'd go there now! D:
Big Brother: And on 9 points, WILLOWPELT.
Willowpelt: BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! I ATE ALVIN AND HIS CHIPMUNKS!
Brightheart: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU! ALVIN! D:
Big Brother: Darkstripe, Scarletpaw, Willowpelt, at the end of the week, one of you WILL be evicted. That is all.
WEEK THIRTEEN, DAILY SHOW
(Scarletpaw is sitting in the depression pod)
Scarletpaw: Oh, how I miss my dear Shoalfoot! Now, I shall lie here untill I am evicted from the-
(there are 3 small thumps on the depression pod door)
Scarletpaw: What's that?
(Darkstripe is throwing a tennis ball at the door)
Scarletpaw: GET OUT! I'M TRYING TO BE DEPRESSED HERE!
Darkstripe: Killjoy...
(leaves the room)
Darkstripe: I wonder what's going on in the kitchen?
(in the kitchen)
Sorreltail: (is dancing with an ice-cream) Ice cream! Ice cream! La, lala, la, lalala, la, lala, la, lalala, lalalalala!
Brightheart: (to Cinderpelt) She's gonna drop it.
Cinderpelt: (giggles)
Sorreltail: Ice cream! Ice cre- (trips and falls. The cone smashes in half and the ice cream falls on the floor.)
Brightheart: Called it!
Darkstripe: OWNED!
Jayfeather: (runs in) Grumeph grumpeh grump! (starts licking the ice-cream)
Sorreltail: Bad Jayfeather! My ice cream! (throws Jayfeather against the window)
(the window smashes)
Cinderpelt: All right, Sorreltail!
Brightheart: WAIT! What time is it?
Willowpelt: WOODPECKER!
Brightheart: Wh... What?
Cinderpelt: It's about 7:30, why?
Brightheart: CRAP! AMERICAN IDOL'S ON IN 5 MINUTES! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
(everyone but Scarletpaw sprints to the lounge)
(in the lounge)
Brightheart: AMERICAN IDOOOOOOOL! (sprints on to couch and turns the TV on)
(American Idol starts)
Willowpelt: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sorreltail: Shhhh!
Willowpelt: CHAINSAW MONKEYS FLYING UPSIDE DOWN IN A TUTU!
Darkstripe: SHHHHHHHH! We're trying to watch American Idol!
Willowpelt: ORANGE HANDBAGS!
Cinderpelt: Somebody put her outside?
Jayfeather: Grumeph grumpeh grump! (grabs Willowpelt)
Willowpelt: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! (struggles madly)
Jayfeather: Grumpeeeeeeh! D:
Brightheart: I CAN'T HEAR AMERICAN IDOL! (picks Willowpelt up and boots her like a football. She lands outside)
Cinderpelt: Shut the door before she runs back in!
Willowpelt: (charging towards the door) I AM THE GARGOYLE CHIP! YOU WILL NEVER STOP ME!
Darkstripe: (slams the door)
Cinderpelt: Thank StarClan!
Sorreltail: Thankyou, StarClan!
Cinderpelt: I didn't mean literally, you halfwit.
Sorreltail: Oh.
Willowpelt: (scratches at the door)
Brightheart: Everyone try to ignore it!
Willowpelt: (scratches louder)
Brightheart: Keep ignoring it!
Willowpelt: (scratches even louder)
Brightheart: SHUT UP! I CAN'T HEAR AMERICAN IDOL! (locks WIllowpelt in a fridge and boots it to the bottom of the pool.)
Darkstripe: Is she going to be okay?
Sorreltail: It's Willowpelt!
Brightheart: SHUT THE (bleep) UP!
Cinderpelt: I'm so glad Thrushpelt isn't here right now.
Jayfeather: Grump?
Cinderpelt: Nicki Minaj is on the TV screen. He'd be licking it right now.
Brightheart: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!?
Sorreltail: Everyone shut up! The first performance is on.
(the TV shuts off)
Everyone: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Brightheart: THE POWER WENT OUT! D:
Darkstripe: No it didn't. (turns light on) See?
Jayfeather: GRUMPEH GRUMPETEH GRUMPEH!
Cinderpelt: Jayfeather, shut up. He can't understand you. BIG BROTHER!
Big Brother: Yes'm?
Cinderpelt: THE TV BROKE!
Big Brother: No it didn't. I switched it off.
Sorreltail: WHY?
Big Brother: Because I want Scarletpaw out of that stupid pod! And the TV isn't going back on until you get her out!
Brightheart: YOU DOUCHE!
Sorreltail: TO THE BEDROOM!
(Everyone charges to the bedroom)
(in the bedroom)