WEEK FIVE, NOMINATIONS/INTRUDER SPECIAL

Rules: Intruder can't be nominated, but Scarletpaw can

Superpower Holder: Cinderpelt


Voice-over: Hello and welcome to the LIVE INTRUDER SPECIAL! Please welcome your host, (the epic one, not the stupid one) DAISY!

Daisy: Hello, welcome to the second of three inttruder specials this year! We're throwing another cat in to the mix, which is sure to please Scarletpaw!

Scarletpaw: Unless it's Mintleaf!

Daisy: Wha- how can you hear this?

Scarletpaw: You put the communications on too early.

Daisy: Oh. (turns them off)

Scarletpaw: NUUUUUUU!

Daisy: Anywho, let's cross to the house to see how they're dealing with Frostfur's eviction

(crosses to the house)

Sorreltail: (is crying) SO CLOSE! SO CLOSE!

Willowpelt: EPICNESS INSIDE A TOP HAT! BOWLER HATS AREN'T EVEN EPIC, DESPITE THE SURVEY OF DUCKS THAT SAID QUACK!

Brightheart: Can't wait to nominate her!

Cinderpelt: Neither.

Willowpelt: SHADDAP FOR ROCK CAKES!

Cinderpelt: OMG ROCK CAKES!

Brightheart: But Cinderpelt!

Cinderpelt: But rock cakes!

Brightheart: I have so much work to do...


Daisy: It's time to meet the new intruder, please welcome... SHOALFOOT!

(Shoalfoot walks on to stage)

Shoalfoot: Konnichiwa Daisy han. Watashi wa Shoalfoot desu.

Daisy Um...?

Shoalfoot: I speak Japanese! xD

Daisy: Ok, go in the house please.

Shoalfoot: Arigato!

Daisy: SPEAK ENGLISH!


Snowfur; Please don't tell me...

Big Brother: INTRUDER! INTRUDER! INTRUDER!

Snowfur: CRAP!

Bumblestripe: Again? D:

Scarletpaw: YAY!

Willowpelt: SEVEN DEVILS IN A CHICKEN! SEVEN DEVILS IN A COW! SEVEN DEVILS IN A WHITE TORTILLA, SEVEN DEVILS IN A HOMELESSS PIG!

Thrushpelt: Whut o.O

(Shoalfoot enters)

Shoalfoot: Konnichiwa. Watashi wa Shoalfoot desu. 

Purdy: Um...?

Shoalfoot: I said: Hello. My name is Shoalfoot.

Scarletpaw: I'm Scarletpaw! I came in last week.

Shoalfoot: WOO! INTRUDER BUDDIES!

Darkstripe: NUUUUU! ALLIANCES! D:

Sorreltail: Help me vote him out, pleaaaaase?

Darkstripe: NUUUUU! HELP ME VOTE HER OUT!

Shoalfoot: What's going on?

Cinderpelt: They hate each other.

Shoalfoot: Why?

Cinderpelt: (hands copy of The Darkest Hour) Read that.

Shoalfoot: Um... Ok?

Big Brother: All housemates, to the lounge.


(in the lounge)

Big Brother: Housemates, it's time to nominate. As she has just entered, Shoalfoot can't be nominated or nominate. However, Scarletpaw CAN.

Scarletpaw: NUUUUUUU! MY INVINCIBLENESS!! D:

Big Brother: Also, Frostfur gave a superpower. Here she is.

Frostfur: (is munching on grapes) Hey guys. Damn these grapes are good, anywho, I gave out a superpower. I gave it to Cinderpelt!

Snowfur: YES!

Brightheart: NUUUUUU! NOW I'LL BE NOMINATED!

Frostfur: D:::::::::::: Can I change?

Big Brother: No!

Frostfur: D:

Big Brother: Everyone, to the nominations room.


(in the nominations room)

Big Brother: Scarletpaw, to the chamber

(Scarletpaw enters)

Big Brother: Scarletpaw, nominate now.

Scarletpaw: For 3 points I nominate SORRELTAIL, because the Darkstripe thing is just getting creepy.

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left.

Scarletpaw: For 2 points I nominate PURDY for making no effort to talk to me.

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

SORRELTAIL 3

PURDY 2

Brightheart 0

Bumblestripe 0

Cinderpelt 0

Darkstripe 0

Jayfeather 0

Millie 0

Scarletpaw 0

Snowfur 0

Thrushpelt 0

Willowpelt 0


Big Brother: Brightheart, to the chamber

(Brightheart enters)

Big Brother: Brightheart, nominate now.

Brightheart: For 4 points I nominate SNOWFUR because she's gonna nominate me.

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left.

Brightheart: For 1 point I nominate WILLOWPELT. I think we all know why.

Big Brother: *nods understandingly*

Table:

SNOWFUR 4

SORRELTAIL 3

PURDY 2

Willowpelt 1

Brightheart 0

Bumblestripe 0

Cinderpelt 0

Darkstripe 0

Jayfeather 0

Millie 0

Scarletpaw 0

Thrushpelt 0


Big Brother: Bumblestripe, to the chamber

(Bumblestripe enters)

Big Brother: Bumblestripe, nominate now.

Bumblestripe: For 4 points I nominate BRIGHTHEART, because she's a stupid half-face and I hate her!

Big Brother: That's harsh.

Bumblestripe: (pouts)

Big Brother: Ok, accepted, geez. You have 1 point left.

Bumblestripe: For 1 point I nominate SCARLETPAW because she's been to London and I haven't!

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table: 

BRIGHTHEART 4

SNOWFUR 4

SORRELTAIL 3

Purdy 2

Scarletpaw 1

Willowpelt 1

Bumblestripe

Cinderpelt 0

Darkstripe 0

Jayfeather 0

Millie 0

Thrushpelt 0


Big Brother: Darkstripe, to the chamberino

(Darkstripe enters)

Big Brother: Darkstripe, nominate now.

Darkstripe: 4 to SORRELTAIL. Me hatey Sorrely

Big Brother: Accepty. You have 1 pointy lefty.

Darkstripe: For 1 point I nominate MILLIE because she's all weird like.

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

SORRELTAIL 7

BRIGHTHEART 4

SNOWFUR 4

Purdy 2

Millie 1

Scarletpaw 1

Willowpelt 1

Bumblestripe 0

Cinderpelt 0

Darkstripe 0

Jayfeather 0

Thrushpelt 0


Big Brother: Thrushpelt, to the chamber

(Thrushpelt enters)

Big Brother: Thrushpelt, nominate now.

Thrushpelt: For 4 points I nominate WILLOWPELT because I WANT HER OUT OF THE HOUSE SO (bleep) BAD!!!!!!!

Big Brother: Ac-(bleep)-cepted!

Thrushpelt: For 1 point I nominate BRIGHTHEART because she hates my Snowy

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

SORRELTAIL 7

WILLOWPELT 5

BRIGHTHEART 5

Snowfur 4

Purdy 2

Millie 1

Scarletpaw 1

Bumblestripe 0

Cinderpelt 0

Darkstripe 0

Jayfeather 0

Thrushpelt 0


Big Brother: Sorreltail, to the chamber.

(Sorreltail enters)

Big Brother: Sorreltail, nom-

Sorreltail: DARKSTRIPE!

Big Brother: For 4?

Sorreltail: YUSH!

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left.

Sorreltail: BRIGHTHEART because she doesn't like mum!

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

SORRELTAIL 7

BRIGHTHEART 6

WILLOWPELT 5

Darkstripe 4

Snowfur 4

Purdy 2

Milie 1 

Scarletpaw 1

Bumblestripe 0

Cinderpelt 0

Jayfeather 0

Thrushpelt 0


Big Brother: Jayfeather, to the chamber

(Jayfeather enters)

Big Brother: Jayfeather, nominate now. 

Jayfeather: For 3 points I nominate CINDERPELT for cheating during the challenge.

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left.

Jayfeather: For 2 points I nominate SNOWFUR for not being able to magic away my blindness

Big Brother: Accepted. Hey, have you seen Cinderpelt's Facebook?

Jayfeather: No?

Big Brother: She posted a photo of you as a crazy professor. 

Jayffeather: D: How many likes?

Big Brother: 678.

Jayfeather: DDDDDDDDDD:

Table:

SORRELTAIL 7

BRIGHTHEART 6

SNOWFUR 6

Willowpelt 5

Darkstripe 4

Cinderpelt 3

Purdy 2

Millie 1

Scarletpaw 1

Bumblestripe 0

Jayfeather 0

Thrushpelt 0


Big Brother: Snowfur, to the chamber.

(Snowfur enters)

Big Brother: Snowfur, nominate now.

Snowfur: 4 to BRIGHTHEART 

Big Brother: Accepted.

Snowfur: For 1 point I nominate WILLOWPELT because she's insane!

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

BRIGHTHEART 10

SORRELTAIL 7

SNOWFUR 6

WILLOWPELT 6

Darkstripe 4

Cinderpelt 3

Purdy 2

Millie 1

Scarletpaw 1

Bumblestripe 0

Jayfeather 0

Thrushpelt 0


Big Brother: Willowpelt, to the chamber

(Willowpelt enters)

Big Brother: Nominate.

Willowpelt: FOR 3 POINTS I NOMINATE BRIGHTHEART FOR HATING MY CRAZINESS!!!!!!

Big Brother: Accepted.

Willowpelt: FOR 2 POINTS I NOMINATE PURDY FOR TRYING TO RID ME OF MY CRAZINESS!!!!!!!

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

BRIGHTHEART 13

SORRELTAIL 7

SNOWFUR 6

WILLOWPELT 6

Darkstripe 4

Purdy 4

Cinderpelt 3

Millie 1

Scarletpaw 1

Bumblestripe 0

Jayfeather 0

Thrushpelt 0


Big Brother: Millie, to the chamber

(Millie enters)

Big Brother: Millie, nominate now. 

Millie: For 4 points I nominate WILLOWPELT.

Big Brother: Reason?

Millie: You know why.

Big Brother: Accepted. 1 point left.

Millie; Uh.... For one point I nominate... SCARLETPAW for not talking to ne ever,

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

BRIGHTHEART 13

WILLOWPELT 10

SORRELTAIL 7

Snowfur 6

Darkstripe 4

Purdy 4

Cinderpelt 3

Scarletpaw 2

Millie 1

Bumblestripe 0

Jayfeather 0

Thrushpelt 0


Big Brother: Purdy, to the chamber.

(Purdy enters)

Big Brother: Purdy, nominate now.

Purdy: For 3 points, SNOWFUR because she thinks magic is better than science

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left.

Purdy: For 2, WILLOWPELT, because it's no use trying to fix her.

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

BRIGHTHEART 13

WILLOWPELT 12

SNOWFUR 9

Sorreltail 7

Darkstripe 4

Purdy 4

Cinderpelt 3

Scarletpaw 2

Millie 1

Bumblestripe 0

Jayfeather 0

Thrushpelt 0


Big Brother: Finally, Cinderpelt to the chamber

(Cinderpelt enters)

Big Brother: Cinderpelt, first, nominate, then I will tell you your superpower.

Cinderpelt: For 4 points I nominate MILLIE because I think she gave Frostfur all her points last week.

Big Brother: Accepted. One left.

Cinderpelt: I nominate SNOWFUR cause she's getting mean lately,

Big Brother: Now for your superpower. you have the power to undo ONE cat's nominations!

Cinderpelt: Snowfur's.

Big Brother: Accepted.

FINAL TABLE:

WILLOWPELT 11

SNOWFUR 10

BRIGHTHEART 9

SorreltaIl 7

Millie 5

Darkstripe 4

Purdy 4

Cinderpelt 3

Scarletpaw 2

Bumblestripe 0

Jayfeather 0

Thrushpelt 0


Big Brother: Everyone to the lounge.


(in the lounge)

Big Brother: As you know, Cinderpelt had the superpower. Her power was she could completely undo one cats' nominations. I can tell you, the nominees DID NOT change.

Cinderpelt: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Big Brother: I will now reveal the ctas nominated and the points they received.. On 11 points, WILLOWPELT.

Willowpelt: HOMMUS COW BURGER CHICKPEA!

Big Brother: On 10 points, SNOWFUR

Snowfur: (bleep)

Big Brother: And on 9 points, BRIGHTHEART

Snowfur: YUSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Big Brother: Willowpelt, Snowfur, Brightheart. At the end of the week, one of you WILL be evicted. That is all.


WEEK FIVE, DAILY SHOW (Ft. James Bond)

Scarletpaw: (is watching Skyfall on her iPod) KILL HIM JAMES! GET HIM! NUUUUUUU! ITS A TRAP! DON'T FALL FOR IT! NUUUUUU! HE FELL FOR IT!

Ipod: 20% or less remaining

Scarletpaw: NUUUUUUUUUU! My Ipod's almost flat! Must find my charger!

(Ipod goes flat)

Scarletpaw: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Willowpelt: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!! UMANUMACHICKENPIE!

Bumblestripe: Stop shouting!

(Don't Stop the Party plays)

Bumblestripe: NUUUUUUUUUU! LOUD MUSIC! D:


(zooms in to Snowfur & Thrushpelt)

Snowfur: DON'T STOP... THE PARTY!

I'm happy cause Brightheart's gonna go.

I nominated her and now she's gonna go.

I can't wait for her to go.

I'm gonna throw a parrty every day.

Brightheart sucks, she's stupid

We hate her, stupid half-face

SHE'S A HALF FACE

A HALF-FACE

WE HATE HER! 

Take it Thrushpelt!

Thrushpelt:

I'm so happy cause Snowy got her wish

Now Brightheart's as dead as a dead fish!

Brightheart's gonna leave now, leave now.


(music stops)

Thrushpelt: DDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

Bumblestripe: SO LOUD!

Shoalfoot: Yeah! I still have jet lag!

Scarletpaw: I LOST MY IPOD CHARGER!!!

Jayfeather: GRUMPEH!

Sorreltail: STRANGE CAT EVERYONE! STRANGE CAT OUTSIDE!!!


(outside)

Darkstripe: Who are you?

James Bond: The name's Bond. James Bond.

Scarletpaw: Seriously, does no one care that I've lost my iPod charge- OMG JAMES BOND! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (tackle hugs and showers with kisses)

James Bond: Wow, this sucks from the other side.

Bumblestripe: How come Scarletpaw is obsessed with you? Why can't she be obsessed with me? That is SO unfair!

Cinderpelt: Who are you?

Thrushpelt: (slaps) Weren't you listening? His name's Bond!

Darkstripe: James Bond!

James Bond: Hey! That's my line!

Voice-over: And now it's time for a MASSIVE DINASOUR SMASH!!!

Sorreltail: Whaaaaaaaaaaat? D:

Dinosaur: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!! TIME TO KILL DAKRSTRIPE!!!

Darkstripe: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Sorreltail: YEEEEEEEEES!

Dinosaur: Actually, I'll kill Sorreltail instead!

Sorreltail: NUUUUUUUU!

Darkstripe: YEEEEEEEEES!

James Bond: NEVAH! I WILL SAVE YOU ALL, FOR I AM THE HERO!

Scarletpaw: No James, don't! I love you!

Shoalfoot: Puh-lease!

Brightheart: (grabs popcorn)

Snowfur: (steals it)

Brightheart: NUUUUUUU! MY POPCORN! (cries)

Cinderpelt: Now you made her cry!

Willowpelt: RAAAAAAAAAAWR! TIME TO MAUL!!

James Bond: I wanna do that! (stamps foot)

Dinosaur: Hello? DInosaur waiting to be mauled here!

Willowpelt: I'M DOING IT!

James Bond: No, ME! 

(they both maul each other)

Scarletpaw: NUUUUUUUUUU! JAMES BOND!

Sorreltail: NUUUUUU! WILLOWPELT!

Scarletpaw: You will pay for killing my Bondy!

Sorreltail: And for killing my WIllowpelt!

(Scarletpaw and Sorreltail maul each other)

Dinosaur: Why don't I just maul myself?

Purdy: I'll do it! (pitifully attempts to maul)

Jamefeather: Grumpy grump?

Brightheart: Jayfeather, we discussed this. You can't keep turning in to a cyborg whenever we're about to die!

Jayfeather: Grumppppppp D:

Shoalfoot: Konnichiwa dinosaur san. Watashi wa Shoalfoot desu.

Dinosaur: Konnichiwa Shoalfoot han. O genki desuka?

Shoalfoot: (high pitched squeak) You can speak Japanese! Let's run away together!

(they float away on a rainbow)

Snowfur: What the (bleep) just happened!?


WEEK FIVE, CHALLENGE (Ft. Ferncloud)

(Willowpelt runs in to the room)

Willowpelt: EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!!!!!!!!

Everyone: (flops)

Brightheart: Oh no, we obeyed an order from Willowpelt. We're all going mental!

Willowpelt: EVERYBODY DO THE SNARL!

Everyone but Brightheart: (snarls)

Brightheart: (purrs)

Willowpelt: WHO PURRED!?

Brightheart: Me

Willowpelt: EVERYBODY DO THE PURR!

Everyone but Brightheart: (purrs)

Brightheart: (snarls) 

Willowpelt: YOU TOPSY TURVY CHEESECAKE CAT CHICKEN WING!!! EVERYBODY DO THE BURP!

Everyone but Brightheart: (burps)

Brightheart: (hiccups)

Snowfur: LEARN THINGS PROPERLY! (throws dictionary at Brightheart)

Willowpelt: EVERYBODY DO THE HICCUP!

Everyone but Brightheart: (hiccups)

Brightheart: (farts)

Cinderpelt: EWW! SMELLEH! (runs out of room)

Scarletpaw: Ewww! That went right up my nose!

Willowpelt: EVERYBODY DO THE-

Big Brother: CHALLENGE TIME!

Everyone: CHALLENGE TIME!

Willowpelt: HEY! BIG BROTHER YOU POSSUM POTATO KING PIE POODLE DESK CHAIR NAMU FLOP!!!

Big Brother: (looks on google translate) HEY! DON'T CALL ME RUDE THINGS MEANIE! (pouts)


(outside)

Ferncloud: Hello everyone!

Millie: FERNCLOUD!? :O

Ferncloud: No, idiot, it's Blossomfall

Millie: MAH BLOSSOMEH!!! (runs to hug)

Ferncloud: I WAS JOKING!!!!

Cinderpelt: Hey Ferncloud!

Ferncloud: Hello dear.

Shoalfoot: Konnichiwa!

Ferncloud: o.O

Shoalfoot: Hello in Japanese.

Ferncloud: oooooooh

Big Brother: Now for the challenge. You have to get matches off Ferncloud in the quickest time possible!

Ferncloud: Oh NU-UH! No one touches my matches!

Bumblestripe: How come it's something so hard? Life is SO unfair!

Big Brother: Willowpelt will go first!


Willowpelt: (runs towards Ferncloud) IUAGSUGSADUDSGFYUSDFFSUD BAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA BRISCOLA COCA COLA NAMAHUDGADSUGDFSIDGSFUIGID!!!! 

Ferncloud: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (runs away)

Willowpelt: (grabs matches) I AM THE KING OF POTATO MUNCHY PLASTIC CARDS!!!

Big Brother: Good job! You got: 3.6s!


WILLOWPELT       3.6s


Big Brother: And now... SNOWFUR!

Snowfur: I want those matches!

Ferncloud: NO!

Snowfur: YES! Don't make me bat your head!

Ferncloud: I'm not scared of you!

Snowfur: (bats Ferncloud's head)

( a bat lands on Ferncloud's head)

Ferncloud: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! THERE'S A BAT ON MY HEAD!!!! EEEWY EEWY GET IT OFF! (swipes at head like mad)

Snowfur: HAHAHAHA! (goes to grab matches)

Ferncloud: NUUUUUUUU! (throws bat at Snowfur)

Bat: I is hungwy! Woaaaaaaar!

Snowfur: NUUUUUUUUUU! I HATE BATS! GET IT OFF MEEEEEEEEEE! NUUUUUUUU! (runs in circles)

Thrushpelt: Don't worry honey, I've got this! Hey bat!

Bat: Hungwyyyyyyyy! (dives on Thrushpelt)

Thrushpelt: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! HERE, HAVE A HANDBAG! (throws handbag)

Bat: So hungwyyyyyyyy- OMG IS THAT A DIAMOND ENCRUSTED HANDBAG!?

Thrushpelt: Maybe

Bat: Is it fake?

Thrushpelt: No. Throw it at Ferncloud and you can have it

Bat: YAAAAAAAYS! (throws bag at Ferncloud)

Ferncloud: OUCHIES! D:

Snowfur: (grabs matches)

Big Brother: (stops timer) You got... 41.58 seconds! Tough break! 

Snowfur: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Big Brother: And did I mention... Last place is automatically nominated?

Snowfur: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!


WILLOWPELT 3.6s

SNOWFUR 41.58s



Big Brother: Next is... SORRELTAIL!

Sorreltail: (flops on the floor) 

Ferncloud: Awwwww... How adorable 

(pie flies past)

Ferncloud: OOH, A PIE! XD (runs after it)

Sorreltail: Wow... Uh, ok. (casually grabs matches)

Big Brother: Ferncloud?

Ferncloud: PIEEEEEEEEEEE! (runs on to the thunderpath)

Everyone: NO FERNCLOUD, NO!

(truck hits the pie)

Ferncloud: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Big Brother: Well, anyway, Sorreltail you got... 5.02s! You're in second place!


WILLOWPELT 3.6s

SORRELTAIL 5.02s

SNOWFUR 41.58s


Big Brother: And now, DARKSTRIPE

Sorreltail: (mauls)

Darkstripe: Hey! Cheaterer! She cheatered!

Big Brother: No rules.

Darkstripe: D:

Ferncloud: BAD SORRELTAIL! LEAVE!

Sorreltail: D:

Darkstripe: OWNED! HIGH- FIVE!  (raises paw_

Ferncloud: (goes to high-five)

Darkstripe: (slaps)

Ferncloud: TRICKER! TRAITOR! D:

Darkstripe: (grabs matches)

Big Brother: You got 12.19s! 

Darkstripe: YUSH! I WILL NOT BE NOMINATED!

Sorreltail: NUUUUUUUU!


WILLOWPELT 3.6s

SORRELTAIL 5.02s

DARKSTRIPE 12.19s

SNOWFUR 41.58s


Big Brother: Shaolfoot! You're up!

Shoalfoot: Konnichiwa Ferncloud han. Watashi wa Shoalfoot han. O genki desu ka?

Ferncloud: What o.O

Shoalfoot: Ichi ni san yon go roku nana hachi kyu ju.

Ferncloud: Inka binka wonka winka nama nama chocolate!

Shoalfoot: (trips Ferncloud and grabs matches)

Ferncloud: NUUUUUUU!

Big Brother: You got... 19.01s!

Shoalfoot: D: Can't you just say 19s?

Big Brother: No!

Shoalfoot: URUSAI!

Big Brother: D: 


WILLOWPELT 3.6s

SORRELTAIL 5.02s

DARKSTRIPE 12.19s

SHOALFOOT 19.01s

SNOWFUR 41.58s


Big Brother: Scarletpaw, you're up!

Scarletpaw: Would you like some tea?

Big Brother: EEEEEEEEE!

Scarletpaw: (grabs matches)

Big Brother: You got 3.61s!

Scarletpaw: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!


WILLOWPELT 3.6s

SCARLETPAW 3.61s

SORRELTAIL 5.02s

DARKSTRIPE 12.19s

SHOALFOOT 19.01s

SNOWFUR 41.58s


Big Brother: Now for THRUSHPELT!

Snowfur: I'LL HELP YOU! (magics matches in the air)

Ferncloud: (grabs them) NO! MINE! BAD SNOWFUR!

Snowfur: I don't care. I automatically hate you cause you hate Bluestar!

Thrushpelt: I'MMA GRAB THE-

(shiny red ball comes flying past)

Thrushpelt: Shiny red ball! XD

(runs on to Thunderpath)

Cinderpelt: Are we really doing this again?

Millie: Yep.

Everyone: NO, THRUSHPELT, NO!

(truck hits the ball)

(ball deflates)

Thrushpelt: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Snowfur: (sigh) The matches?

Thrushpelt: Oh right. (goes to grab matches)

Ferncloud: D: No! (slaps Thrushpelt's paw away)

Thrushpelt: OWWIES! YOU INJURED MY PAW! 

Ferncloud: OMSC I'm so sorry!

Thrushpelt: (grabs matches)

Big Brother: You got... 24.93s!

Thrushpelt: YAY! I'm not getting nominated! NUUUUUUUU! I beat Snowfur!


WILLOWPELT 3.6s

SCARLETPAW 3.61s

SORRELTAIL 5.02s

DARKSTRIPE 12.19s

SHOALFOOT 19.01s

THRUSHPELT 24.93s

SNOWFUR 41.58s


Big Brother: And now... CINDERPELT!

Cinderpelt: (blinks sweetly) Ferncloud, may I have your matches?

Ferncloud: Well, since you asked so nicely...

(fake leg goes flying past)

Jayfeather: GRUMPEH GRUMP GRUMP!!

Brightheart: Why on earth are we doing this again?

Cinderpelt: OOOOH! FAKE LEG!

(goes on the thunderpath)

Cinderpelt: AAAAAAAAAAAH! THE THUNDERPATH! (runs back) But I really want that fake leg! (runs back to thunderpath) But the thunderpath is so scary! (runs back)

Bumblestripe: Just make up your mind!

(truck hits fake leg)

Cinderpelt: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Ferncloud: Here, have my matches as a present instead!

Cinderpelt: (grabs matches)

Big Brother: Cinderpelt, I'm sorry, you got 51.23s

Cinderpelt: NUUUUUUUUUU!

Snowfur: OMG I'M SAFE!!!!

Brightheart: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!


WILLOWPELT 3.6s

SCARLETPAW 3.61s

SORRELTAIL 5.02s

DARKSTRIPE 12.19s

SHOALFOOT 19.01s

THRUSHPELT 24.93s

SNOWFUR 41.58s

CINDERPELT 51.23s


Big Brother: And now, JAYFEATHER!

Jayfeather: Grumpy grumpity grump?

Ferncloud: What?

Jayfeather: Grumpity grumpy grump!

Ferncloud: What?

Jayfeather: GRUMP!

Ferncloud: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

Jayfeather: Grumpity grumpno hrumpus le grump.

(vision contacts go flying past)

Jayfeather: Grump grump grump grumpeh grumpity!

Producer: I forgot, Jayfeather can't see. (goes to collect them)

(truck hits them)

Producer: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Jayfeather: Grump?

Ferncloud: Whaaaaat?

Jayfeather: GRUMPEH GRUMP MATCHES GRUMP!

Ferncloud: Ooooooooooh!

Jayfeather: (sniffs the ground) Grump... grump. grumpeteh... grumpity.. grumpy.. (grabs matches) GRUMP!

Big Brother: Well done Jayfeather! You got 49.38s!

Jayfeather: GRUMP!


WILLOWPELT 3.6s

SCARLETPAW 3.61s

SORRELTAIL 5.02s

DARKSTRIPE 12.19s

SHOALFOOT 19.01s

THRUSHPELT: 24.93s

SNOWFUR 41.58s

JAYFEATHER 49.38s

CINDERPELT 51.23s


Big Brother: It's time for... PURDY!

Purdy: Why Ferncloud, hello! I've got the most amazing story to tell you! 

Ferncloud: NUUUUUUUU! WHY DID I AGREE TO DO THIS!?

Purdy: Once upon a time there was an apron. It could talk! It wanted cookies. It ate the cookies. The cookies were chocolate chip. Then the apron turned evil and ate a pie!

Ferncloud: AAAAAAAAAAGH! I can't take anymore! Just take them!

Purdy: (grabs matches)

Big Brother: You got 4.36s! Well done!

Purdy: YAY! 3RD!


WILLOWPELT 3.6s

SCARLETPAW 3.61s

PURDY 4.36s

SORRELTAIL 5.02s

DARKSTRIPE 12.19s

SHOALFOOT 19.01s

THRUSHPELT 24.93s

SNOWFUR 41.58s

JAYFEATHER 49.38s

CINDERPELT 51.23s


Big Brother: And now, MILLIE!

Ferncloud: Finally, my prawns are ready! (gets prawns out of the oven)

Millie: That stench...PRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs at Ferncloud, eats her prawns and takes the matches)

Ferncloud: MY PRAWNS! D: (cries)

Big Brother: Millie, you got... 2.18s! You're in first place!

Millie: Yay! 


MILLIE 2.18s

WILLOWPELT 3.6s

SCARLETPAW 3.61s

PURDY 4.36s

SORRELTAIL 5.02s

DARKSTRIPE 12.19s

SHOALFOOT 19.01s

THRUSHPELT 24.93s

SNOWFUR 41.58s

JAYFEATHER 49.38s

CINDERPELT 51.23s


Big Brother: Time for Brightheart!

Brightheart: Hey Ferncloud?

Ferncloud: No.

Brightheart: I'm really cold and I need-

Ferncloud: No.

Brightheart: But I'm gonna die from hypothermia!

Ferncloud: No! My matches, get your own!

Brightheart: I'll give you a scarf?

Ferncloud: I don't want a scarf.

Brightheart: A diamond encrusted match?

Ferncloud: OMG YES! I CAN SELL THIS ON EBAY! (grabs it)

Brightheart: (grabs matches)

Big Brother: You got... 18.7s! Well done!


MILLIE 2.18s

WILLIOWPELT 3.6s

SCARLETPAW 3.61s

PURDY 4.36s

SORRELTAIL 5.02s

DARKSTRIPE 12.19s

BRIGHTHEART 18.7s

SHOALFOOT 19.01s

THRUSHPELT 24.93s

SNOWFUR 41.58s

JAYFEATHER 49.38s

CINDERPELT 51.23s


Big Brother: This is it. Final round. Either Cinderpelt on Bumblestripe will be automatically nominated.

Bumblestripe: Ferncloud, may I please have some matches?

Ferncloud: No.

Bumblestripe: Why? I asked nicely!

Ferncloud: No!

Bumblestripe: But I need the matches to win the challenge!

Ferncloud: No! You have to fight me!

Bumblestripe: JUST GIVE ME THE MATCHES YOU (bleep)!

Everyone: (gasp)

Ferncloud: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY YOUNG MAN!?

Bumblestripe: I called you a (bleep). Now, matches.

Ferncloud: That's a very mean thing to call someone. Apologise to me now.

Bumblestripe: No!

Millie: Bumblestripe, she looks pretty grumpy.

Ferncloud: APOLOGISE!

Bumblestripe: NO! (stamps foot)

Ferncloud: APOLOGISE TO ME RIGHT NOW OR I TAKE AWAY YOUR CHEESE!

Bumblestripe: IF YOU TOUCH MY CHEESE, I WILL KILL YOU! (punches Ferncloud)

Ferncloud: That's it, you're going to your room. (picks up Bumblestripe by the tail)

Bumblestripe: NO! PUT ME DOWN! PUT ME DOWN YOU (bleep) (bleep) or I will (bleeeeeeeeeep)!

Ferncloud: (throws Bumblestripe) And you won't come out untill you say sorry!

Bumblestripe: SHUT UP!

Ferncloud: NO TALKING! YOU ARE IN A TIME OUT MISTER!

Bumblestripe: Can I have my cheese?

Ferncloud: No.

Bumblestripe: I hate you! You are SO unfair!


(2 hours later)

Ferncloud: Are you going to say sorry yet?

Bumblestripe: NO!

Ferncloud: Ok. You lost the challenge by the way, by a long shot. You're automatically nominated, and it's your fault for being mean/

Bumblestripe: No, it's your fault for being a (bleep)

Ferncloud: I'll have you know we just made a souflee.

Bumblestripe: Do I get some?

Ferncloud: Not untill you say sorry.

Bumblestripe: OK! I'M SORRY!

Ferncloud: Good. (opens door)

Bumblestripe: Now can I have matches?

Ferncloud: Ok, I have to go home anyway. (hands matches)

Big Brother: (wakes up) Is it finally over? You got 2 hours, 2 minutes and 56 seconds! You are automatically nominated!

Bumblestripe: SO UNFAIR!


MILLIE 2.18s

WILLIOWPELT 3.6s

SCARLETPAW 3.61s

PURDY 4.36s

SORRELTAIL 5.02s

DARKSTRIPE 12.19s

BRIGHTHEART 18.7s

SHOALFOOT 19.01s

THRUSHPELT 24.93s

SNOWFUR 41.58s

JAYFEATHER 49.38s

CINDERPELT 51.23s

BUMBLESTRIPE 2hr 2min 56s


Big Brother: And now... Millie faces the four cases of doom! One case has an iPod full of Taylor Swift songs, one has a box of matches, one has the ability to save one cat from nominations, and one has a slip for INSTANT eviction!

Millie: I pick case number 4!

Big Brother: Well, open it.

Millie: Please not the iPod, please not the iPod (opens case)

Big brother: You win... the iPod of Taylor Swift songs!

Millie: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! MY WORST NIGHTMARE COMES TRUE!


WEEK FIVE, EVICTION

Voice-over: Hello and welcome to the LIVE EVICTION! Please welcome your host, DAISY!

(Daisy walks on to stage)

Daisy: Hello every cat, welcome to the eviction!

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Daisy: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Daisy: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Daisy: YAAA- Okay, let's stop now

Crowd: Awwwwww D:

Daisy: Let's look at the voting lines, shall we?

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Daisy: THAT'S SO ANNOYING D:

(Daisy crosses to the voting lines)

??? 83%

??? 10%

??? 7%


Daisy: Wow... uh, I wasn't expecting that! Someone's safe by a long shot, and 2 are neck-and-neck, so here are the numbers YOU need!

Voice-over: To save BRIGHTHEART, dial 1902 55 71 01! Or SMS BRIGHTHEART to 161 661!

To save SNOWFUR, dial 1902 55 71 11! Or SMS SNOWFUR to 161 661!

To save WILLOWPELT-

Daisy: Please don't! D:

Voice-over: Dial 1902 55 71 14! Or SMS WILLLOWPELT to 161 661!


Daisy: There they are! We've got till the next ad to bote, so feel free to vote for anyone but Willowpelt!


Daisy: WE HAS RETURNED

Bluestar: It's have. Use correct grammar!

Daisy: SHADDAP SISTER OF CONTESTANT WHO WAS A CONTESTANT LAST YEAR.

Bluestar: I have a name! Now save a cat!

Daisy: Fine (crosses to the house) Hi-

Willowpelt: POTATOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Daisy: (cuts off link) Rightyo, nothing to see here. Let's wait for a whike

(3 minutes later)

Daisy: Let's try again (crosses to house)

Willowpelt: OEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Daisy: SHADDAP! WE NEED TO EVICT!

Willowpelt: (shrinks back) Okay.

Thrushpelt: Wow. How did you do that?

Daisy: I'm a mum. 'Niff said.

Snowfur: How come it didn't work when I tried?

Daisy: Cause you died like a day after giving birth, so there.

Snowfur: That's just hurtful

Bluestar: STOP BEING MEAN TO MY SISTER!

Snowfur: Was that Bluestar?

Daisy: What- no it wasn't.

Snowfur: I think it was...

Daisy: No, now shush! We need to save a cat. After receiving the MOST votes to save, the cat that is definitely staying another week is... *shudders* WILLOWPELT!

Everyone but Willowpelt: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Willowpelt: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! I AM THE KING OF POTATO MUNCHING EVERLASTING HEDGES OF ITALLIAN HERB AND SUNDRIED NAMUHUSKYBIRD!

Daisy: Whyyyyyyyyyy? How could you do that to us, public? Come back after the break, where the evictee will be revealed! 


Daisy: Welcome back, my dear amigos. Tonight, the Bright/Snow rivalry will finally end, because one of them is about to get evicted! Who will it be? Who will it be? Who will it-

Bluestar: JUST TELL US!

Daisy: Fine.

(crosses to the house)

Daisy: HEEEEEEEEEY!

Housemates: HEEEEEEEEEEY!

Daisy: It's time to reveal the evicted cat! Brightheart, Snowfur, one of you is seconds away from leaving the Big Brother house. After receiving the LEAST amount of votes to save, it's time to go... SNOWFUR!

Thrushpelt: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! MY LOVE!

Snowfur: NUUUUUUUUUUU!

Brightheart: YEEEEEEEEEES!

Cinderpelt: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

Millie: NUUUUUUUU! THE ONLY CAT WHO COULD GIVE ME INFINITE PRAWNS! MY LIFE IS AT AN END!

Purdy: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! THE ONLY CAT WHO COULD MAKE MY STORIES MORE INTERESTING1

(everyone looks at Bumblestripe)

Bumblestripe: Stop staring at me!

Scarletpaw: Um... YEEEEEEEES!

Sorreltail: YEEEEEES!

Darkstripe: NU-

Sorreltail: *glares*

Darkstripe: I mean, YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

Jayfeather: GRUUUUUUUUUUUMP!

Purdy: In English?

Jayfeather: *turns translator on* NUUUUUUUUUUUU! THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN GIVE ME A WORKING TRANSLATOR!

Brightheart: Why does everyone hate me?

(everyone looks at Shoalfoot)

Shoalfoot: What?

Snowfur: Well, are you saying Nuuu or Yeees?

Shoalfoot: I don't even know you two! Now urusai!

(doors open)

Snowfur: BAI THRUSHY!

(Snowfur exits)


Daisy: Please welcome evictee number three, SNOWFUR!

(Snowfur walks on to stage)

Bluestar: MY EPIC SISTERRRRRRRRRRRR! (runs to hug)

Snowfur: MY EPIC SISTERRRRRRRRRRRR! 

(they hug)

Daisy: Snowfur. wanna see the voting lines?

Snowfur: Sure.

(Daisy crosses to the voting lines)

WILLOWPELT 83%

BRIGHTHEART 10%

SNOWFUR 7%


Snowfur: D:

Daisy: And now you have a superpower to give

(Thistleclaw jumps on to stage)

Snowfur: Thistleclaw!

Thistleclaw: Well, if it isn't the cheaterer who cheatered on me with Thrushpelt.

Snowfur: I sawwy D:

Thistleclaw: IT'S TOO LATE! AND NOW YOU WILL DIE!

Bluestar: NO ONE SPEAKS TO MY SISTER LIKE THAT!

Thistleclaw: (roars)

Bluestar: (runs and hides)

Thistleclaw: Now where were we?

Snowfur: At the part where I turned you in to a hot dog

Thistleclaw: What, I don't remember that

Snowfur: (turns Thistleclaw in to a hot dog)

Thistleclaw: NUUUUUUUU!

Snowfur: (shoves in backpack)

Daisy: As I was saying, superpower?

Snowfur: Who do you think.

Daisy: Uh... 

Snowfur: THRUSHPELT!

Daisy: (facepaw) I was gonna say that! Well folks, I'm Daisy and Snowfur has just been evicted. Good night every cat!

Snowfur: Good night!

Thistleclaw: TURN ME BACK IN TO A CAT RIGHT NOW!

Snowfur: Don't make me eat you...

Thistleclaw: NUUUUUU!


The final intruder enters for the year. Who are they? What impressions will they leave on the house? Bumblestripe's cheese disappears and it's up to Millie to find it before Bumblestripe throws a tantrum. Will she succeed, or will Bumblestripe send everyone deaf with a tantrum? Find out all this and MORE in Big Brother: ThunderClan Season 2/Week Six!

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