FINALE WEEK, SINGLE EVICTION



Voice-over: Hello and welcome to the LIVE EVICTION! Please welcome your host, DAISY!

(Daisy walks on to stage)

Daisy: IT'S FINALE WEEK! YAY! WHO'S EXCITED?

(crickets chirp)

Daisy: Fine. Be that way.

(crickets chirp)

Daisy: Will someone shut those crickets up?

Cat in Crowd: Sorry.

(crickets chirp)

Daisy: GET THOSE (bleep) CRICKETS OUT OF HERE!!!!!

Cat in Crowd: Fine. (leaves)

Daisy: Anyway, hello every cat and welcome to the first eviction for the week!

(crowd cheers)

Daisy: Wanna see how the lines are going?

Crowd: YES! YES!

Daisy: Okay! 

(Daisy crosses to the voting lines. They read:)

??? 27%

??? 15%

??? 10%

??? 11%

??? 21%

??? 16%


Daisy: Well, it's close! Let's look at the numbers you'll need. Remember, you have until the ad break finishes to vote! Your votes could change the fate of the house!

Voice-over:

If you want BRIGHTHEART to win, dial 1902 55 71 01! Or SMS BRIGHTHEART to 161 661!

If you want DARKSTRIPE to win, dial 1902 55 71 04! Or SMS DARKSTRIPE to 161 661!

If you want JAYFEATHER to win, dial 1902 55 71 08! Or SMS JAYFEATHER to 161 661!

If you want SCARLETPAW to win, dial 1902 55 71 15! Or SMS SCARLETPAW to 161 661!

If you want SORRELTAIL to win, dial 1902 55 71 12! Or SMS SORRELTAIL to 161 661!

If you want WILLOWPELT to win, dial 1902 55 71 14! Or SMS WILLOWPELT to 161 661!


Daisy: That's it! See you after the break!


(after the break)

Daisy: Welcome back! Voting lines have now closed and- (gasp)n THEY'VE CHANGED!?

(Daisy crosses to the voting lines again)

??? 27%

??? 15%

??? 10.54%

??? 10.,56%

??? 21%

??? 15.9%


Daisy: That's close! Now, it's almost time to see who is evicted, but first, let's see how the housemates answered when Big Brother asked them what they'd do if they won!

(pictures comes on to the screen. Brightheart is in the Diary Room)

Big Brother: So, Brightheart, what would you do if you won the show and the money that goes with it?

Brightheart: There's money?

Big Brother: Yes there is.

Brightheart: Oh... um, well I didn't know that.

Big Brother: Now you do. What will you spend it on?

Brightheart: I don't know! There's so many choices!

Big Brother: Perhaps you could get a new face? 

Brightheart: Big Brother! That's rude! D:


(the picture changes. Darkstripe is in the Diary Room)

Big Brother: Darkstripe, what would you do if you won the money?

Darkstripe: Oh, I don't know! I could buy so many new clothes... Or I could buy Tigerstar! He could be my pet, and we'd be best buddies for all time! Yeah, that's what I'd do! I'd buy Tigerstar!

Big Brother: Not creepy at all...


(the picture changes. Willowpelt is in the Diary Room)

Big Brother: WIllowpelt, what will you do with the money if you win?

Willowpelt: I'LL OPEN UP A FAST FOOD CHAIN CALLED BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BURGERS!!!!

Big Brother: Sounds... interesting.

Willowpelt: AND THE SIGNATURE BURGER WILL BE A DOUBLE BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Big Brother: And that is?

Willowpelt: TWO BEEF PATTIES, TWO CHEESE SLICES, LETTUCE, TOMATO AND MAYONAISE! BAHAHAHAHAHA!

Big Brother: NUUUUUUUUUUU! Now I want a Double Bahahahahahahahahahaha!

Willowpelt: (hands Big Brother a Double Bahahahahahahahahaha) BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Big Brother: (bites burger) This is disgusting...


(the picture changes. Scarletpaw is in the Diary Room)

Big Brother: Scarletpaw, what will you do if you win the money?

Scarletpaw: Well, first I'd move to Japan to live with Shoalfoot. It'd be awesome for us to be roomies! Then I'd open up a Cooking Academy to teach Japanese people how to make scones! 

Big Brother: Sounds interesting... 

Scarletpaw: How much is $250,000 in Yen, anyway?

Big Brother: About 22 million.

Scarletpaw: (falls off chair)


(the picture changes. Jayfeather is in the Diary Room)

Big Brother: Jayfeather, what will you do if you win?

Jayfeather: Grumpeteh grumpus le grumpeh grumpeteh grumpus a la grump. Grump grumpity le grump. Grumpeteh le grump.

Big Brother: I didn't understand a word of that...

Jayfeather: Grumpeteh grump?

Big Brother: Not that, either. (opens up google translate) Now, tell me what you said before.

Jayfeather: Grumpeteh grumpus le grumpeh grumpeteh grumpus a la grump. Grump grumpity le grump. Grumpeteh le grump.

Big Brother: (types in to Google Translate) You'll eat 100 hot dogs and marry a supermodel?

Jayfeather: (shakes head)

Big Brother: CURSE YOU, GOOGLE TRANSLATE! Random British Translator Lady! We need you!

(Random British Translator Lady comes on to the screen)

Big Brother: Jayfeather, say it again.

Jayfeather: (sigh) Grumpeteh grumpus le grumpeh grumpeteh grumpus a la grump. Grump grumpity le grump. Grumpeteh le grump.

Random British Translator Lady: He said he's going to  open up a school to teach everyone how to speak Grump.

Big Brother: Sign me up!


(the picture changes. Sorreltail is in the Diary Room)

Big Brother: Sorreltail, how will you spend the money if you win?

Sorreltail: I've been wanting to do this all my life... I'll buy Darkstripe and make him my personal slave!

Big Brother: Personal slave? Really?

Sorreltail: Yes! He will have to do all my work for me, and he will live in a tiny little basement downstairs. And I'll feed him twice a day, and I won't let him watch ThunderClan's Next Top Model. Ooooh, I hope I win! 

Big Brother: Are you sure it's Willowpelt who's the crazy one?

Sorreltail: What's that supposed to mean?

Big Brother: Nothing! I said nothing! You heard nothing! (runs out of the room)


Daisy: Some interesting respones there! We have to go to a break now, but come back to find out who gets evicted!


(after the ad break)

Daisy: We're back! It's time to save some cats! 

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Daisy: Don't start that again.

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Daisy: (glares) Don't make me boot you all out before the eviction!

Crowd: (shuts up)

(Daisy crosses to the house)

Daisy: Hello, final 6!

Housemates: Helloooooooo!

Daisy: Now, as you know, the public have been voting for a winner. It's time to make the final 6 the final 5! 

Housemates: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Daisy: Before I start reading the results, I want you to know this is in NO PARTICULAR ODER! Okay?

Housemates: Got it!

Daisy: Okay, let's get started then. One cat who has reveived enough votes to take them to the final five is... JAYFEATHER!

Jayfeather: Grumpeteh grumpus grump! (dances)

Daisy: And we've got time for one more before we go to an ad break!

Housemates: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Daisy: Another cat who has received enough votes to keep them in the running for the $250,000 prize is... BRIGHTHEART!

Brightheart: Yaaaaaaaay! I'm safe! :D

Darkstripe: But you might have the second least amount of votes, which means-

Brightheart: (backhands Darkstripe) SHUT UP!

Darkstripe: Ow! Not so hard!


Daisy: I can't tell who's going to go home! It's so close! Come back after the ad break, where we'll save 2 more housemates!

AD BREAK:

Tigerstar: Do you have an enemy you can't get rid of?

Sorreltail: YES!

Tigerstar: Do you want to banish your enemy to a land far, far away where they will never bother you again?

Sorreltail: YES! OMSC, YES!

Tigerstar: Then you need my new ENEMY CATAPAULT! Guaranteed to blast your enemies all the way to South Korea!*

Sorreltail: How much is this glorious contraption?

Tigerstar: Why, I'm glad you asked! This amazing ENEMY CATAPAULT can be all yours for just $233.99!

Sorreltail: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!! (throws money at Tigerstar)

Tigerstar: Marvellous! Now, do you want to see if it works?

Sorreltail: YES!

Tigerstar: Firestar! Come here!

(Firestar walks over)

Firestar: What?

Tigerstar: Get in that catapault for me, please?

Firestar: Why should I do that?

Tigerstar: Because I left a chest of gold in there!

Firestar: Ooooooh! I can be richer than I already am, even though I'm incredibly rich already! (cllimbs in to catapault)

Sorreltail: Now what?

Tigerstar: Press this red button here.

Sorreltail: (presses it)

Firestar: Wait a minute, I don't see any go- (goes flying) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Sorreltail: Cool!

Tigerstar: Now, if you want to get one of these, all you need to do is call 1300-CATAPAULT! That's right: 1300-CATAPAULT!

Sorreltail: Oh, Darkstripe?


(after the ad break)

Daisy: Welcome back! It's time to save 2 more cats!

(Daisy crosses to the house)

Daisy: Hi, everyone!

Willowpelt: THERE'S NO PLACE FOR LEMON FACE! GO AWAY, LEMON FACE!

Daisy: EVERYONE SHUT UP! WE'RE SAVING CATS!

(Everyone shuts up)

Daisy: Now remember, this is in NO ORDER WHATSOEVER. Another cat who has received enough votes to stay in the competition is... WILLOWPELT!

Willowpelt: I AM THE CHAMPION, MY TURTLE!

Daisy: Now, shall we save another?

Scarletpaw, Sorreltail and Darkstripe: YES! SAVE ANOTHER ONE!

Daisy: Okay! Another cat who is definitely advancing to the final 5 is... SCARLETPAW!

Scarletpaw: (gasp) Really?

Daisy: Yes, really.

Scarletpaw: EEEEEEEEEEE! TIME TO MAKE CELEBRATORY SCONES! (dashes off to preheat the oven)


Daisy: So, Scarletpaw and Willowpelt are safe! Come back after the ad break, where Darkstripe or Sorreltail will go home!


(after the ad break)

Daisy: Welcome back! It's time to find out if Darkstripe or Sorreltail is evicted!

(Daisy crosses to the house)

Daisy: Hi-

Sorreltail: TELL US WHO'S EVICTED! I WANNA SEE DARKSTRIPE LEAVE!

Daisy: Okay, okay! Here we go:

Darkstripe, Sorreltail, one of you is just seconds away from leaving the Big Brother house. After receiving the LEAST amount of votes to win Big Brother: ThunderClan, it's time to go... SORRELTAIL!

Sorreltail: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I DIDN'T BEAT DARKSTRIPE! THE ONE THING I WANTED TO DO! D:

Darkstripe: YAY! I WON THE RIVALRY THIS TIME! Time to celebrate by watching the Complete Season One of ThunderClan's Next Top Model! (grabs pink hoodie and shorts and runs out of the lounge room)

Big Brother: Sorreltail, you have been evicted. You have 10 seconds to leave.

(everyone but Darkstripe heads towards the exit)

Willowpelt: BAHAHAHAHA! GOODBYE, MY DAUGHTERY CARAMEL!

Sorreltail: Bye, mum! D:

Scarletpaw: Goodbye! It was fun meeting you!

Sorreltail: You too.

Jayfeather: Grumpeteh grumpus grump!

Sorreltail: Bye, Jayfeather!

Brightheart: Bye!

Sorreltail: Bye! 

(the doors open)

Sorreltail: Make sure one of you beats Darkstripe!

Everyone but Darkstripe: We'll make sure!

(Sorreltail exits)


Daisy: Please welcome evictee number twelve, SORRELTAIL!

(Sorreltail walks on to stage)

Daisy: Hi, Sorreltail!

Sorreltail: I can't believe I didn't beat Darkstripe!

Daisy: You wanted to beat him badly, huh?

Sorreltail: Yes! I didn't care where I finished, as long as I beat Darkstripe, and it didn't happen!

Daisy: That's a bit creepy. How about we look at the voting lines?

Sorreltail: Yes!

Daisy: Okay!

(Daisy crosses to the voting lines. They read:)

??? 27%

??? 15%

SORRELTAIL 10.54%

??? 10.,56%

??? 21%

??? 15.9%


Sorreltail: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! IT  WAS SO CLOSE! WHO WAS ON 10.56%????

Daisy: Can't tell you.

Sorreltail: WHY!?

Daisy: Not allowed. Spoilers.

Sorreltail: Just show me secretly.

Daisy: Can't. This is live.

Sorreltail: Then show me after the show.

Daisy: No.

Sorreltail: NUUUUUUUU!

(the limo arrives)

Daisy: That's your cue to go.

Sorreltail: Okay. (heads off towards limo)

Daisy: Well folks, I'm Daisy and Sorreltail has just been evicted! Remember, voting lines have reset, and tomorrow is a DOUBLE EVICTION, so your votes count more than ever! Here are the numbers again, in case you need them:

Voice-over: If you want BRIGHTHEART to win, dial 1902 55 71 01! Or SMS BRIGHTHEART to 161 661!

If you want DARKSTRIPE to win, dial 1902 55 71 04! Or SMS DARKSTRIPE to 161 661!

If you want JAYFEATHER to win, dial 1902 55 71 08! Or SMS JAYFEATHER to 161 661!

If you want SCARLETPAW to win, dial 1902 55 71 15! Or SMS SCARLETPAW to 161 661!

If you want WILLOWPELT to win, dial 1902 55 71 14! Or SMS WILLOWPELT to 161 661!


Daisy: Goodnight!

Sorreltail: Bye everyone!


FINALE WEEK, DOUBLE EVICTION (Ft. Snowfur)

Voice-over: Hello and welcome to the LIVE DOUBLE EVICTION! Please welcome your host, DAISY!

(Daisy walks on to the stage) 

Daisy: Hello, every cat and welcome to the Double Eviction! It's the only double of the year! Isn't it exciting?

Cat in Crowd: Wasn't there a double earlier in the year? 

Daisy: Aquasplash and Willowpelt left on the same day, but technically, Aquasplash was making up for the voided eviction the week before. So this is the only official double.

Cat in Crowd: Oh. 

Daisy: Anyway, who wants to see the voting lines?

Crowd: ME! ME!

Daisy: Well, let's see them! Remember, voting lines reset yesterday, so these are new! 

(nothing happens)

Daisy: Um... Producer? Voting lines!

Producer: (is mashing random buttons) It's not working!

(the Producer accidently turns on the link to the house)

(Willowpelt notices the TV has come on)

Willowpelt: (is charging towards the TV) BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Daisy: SHUT IT OFF!

(the producer quickly shuts off the link to the house)

Daisy: Now, voting lines?

Producer: I keep telling you, I can't! It's a technical glitch!

Daisy: But... But... We need to see the voting lines now! What can we do?

Producer: SNOWFUR!

(nothing happens)

Daisy: Douche. Let me try calling her.

(Daisy calls Snowfur)

Snowfur: Snowfur's magical helpline! What can I do for you?

Daisy: Snowfur, we need you at the BBTC studio ASAP, please.

Snowfur: Okay! Bye! (hangs up)

Daisy: Well, let's wait for her to-

(Snowfur appears)

Daisy: Show up.

Snowfur: What seems to be the problem? Did someone get evacuated due to injury and you want to shove me back in the house?

Daisy: No. Why would we do that when there's 2 episodes to go, not counting this one?

Snowfur: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Well, what is it then?

Daisy: The producer can't get the voting lines to appear.

Snowfur: (sigh) Move out of the way.

(the Producer moves)

Snowfur: Hakacha, Nephestus, Mari, Yumaga!

(the voting lines appear on the screen)

Daisy: Thanks, Snowfur!

Snowfur: No problem! (disappears)

Daisy: Okay, after much difficulty, here are the voting lines!

(Daisy crosses to the voting lines. They read:)

??? 18%

??? 22%

??? 23%

??? 20%

??? 17%


Daisy: Wow! Those are really close! Remember, you've got until the ad break is over, so make your votes count! Here are the numbers you need!

Voice-over:

If you want BRIGHTHEART to win, dial 1902 55 71 01! Or SMS BRIGHTHEART to 161 661!

If you want DARKSTRIPE to win, dial 1902 55 71 04! Or SMS DARKSTRIPE to 161 661! 

If you want JAYFEATHER to win, dial 1902 55 71 08! Or SMS JAYFEATHER to 161 661!

If you want SCARLETPAW to win, dial 1902 55 71 15! Or SMS SCARLETPAW to 161 661!

If you want WILLOWPELT to win, dial 1902 55 71 14! Or SMS WILLOWPELT to 161 661!


Daisy: See you after the break!


AD BREAK:

Sunfall: Do you have a stupid name that you wish you could change?

Loudbelly: YES!

Sunfall: Are you tired of being picked on by your Clanmates because of your stupid name?

Loudbelly: YES!

Sunfall: Well, then you need SUNFALL'S MAGICAL NAME CREATOR! 

Loudbelly: How does this work?

Sunfall: It's simple! Just insert your name prefix, which for you, would be "Loud" in to this slot here.

Loudbelly: (points) This slot here?

Sunfall: Yep, that's the one.

Loudbelly: (inserts piece of paper in to slot) Now what?

Sunfall: Pull the lever.

Loudbelly: (pulls the lever)

(a little piece of paper comes out)

Loudbelly: My new name is... LOUDJINGLEJANGLEPANTS!? THAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN "LOUDBELLY"!

Sunfall: Uh... Did I forget to mention it works at a 65% accuracy rating?

Loudjinglejanglepants: I WILL KILL YOU! (throws the Name Creator at Sunfall)

Sunfall: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (runs away)

Loudjinglejanglepants: YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER! (runs after him)

Sunfall: SHUT THE CAMERA OFF!

(camera shuts off)


(after the ad break)

Daisy: Welcome back! It's almost time for the evictions, but first, let's see how the housemates coped with Sorreltail's eviction, and how they were dealing with the prospect of a double!

(the camera goes to the lounge room)

Darkstripe: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I MADE THE FINAL FIVE AND BEAT SORRELTAIL! LIFE COULDN'T GET ANY BETTER!

Brightheart: What about making the final five, beating Sorreltail and watching a ThunderClan's Next Top Model Marathon?

Darkstripe: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I CAN WATCH THE BIKINI CHALLENGE AGAIN!!!! (grabs laptop and runs to bedroom)

Brightheart: Well, that got rid of him! (whistles happily)


(Scarletpaw and Jayfeather are outside)

Scarletpaw: (is eating her scones) Mmmmm, these are delicious! (offers plate to Jayfeather) Want one?

Jayfeather: Grumpus grumpeh! (grabs scone)

Scarletpaw: Jayfeather, I just know I'm going to be evicted tonight!

Jayfeather: Grumpeh?

Scarletpaw: Think about it- There's no way an intruder like me is going to make the finale ahead of ThunderClan cats!

Jayfeather: Grumpus le grumpeteh grump!

Scarletpaw: Yes, I know I made it to Finale Week ahead of ThunderClan cats, but I surely can't make the finale! I don't want to go home, though! This is the best experience of my life.

Jayfeather: Grump grump grumpeh!

Scarletpaw: Aww! I'd like to be in the finale with you too, Jayfeather!

Willowpelt: SUNSHINE PINEAPPLES ON A CLOUD OF CLOUDS!!! (jumps on to the table, sending the plate of scones flying)

Scarletpaw: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! THOSE WERE MY BEST SCONES!

Willowpelt: STARRY STARRY STAR! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


(back on the stage)

Daisy: O...kay, that was weird. It's time for the first eviction! We'll go to an ad break so Big Brother has time to get everyone settled in the lounge, but don't go anywhere!


AD BREAK:

(Italian music starts playing)

Rainwhisker: Mama mia! Are you looking for a good Italian feed-a?

Sootfur: Then come-a to our new Italian restaurant-a! SOOTFUR AND RAINWHISKER'S ITALIA!

Rainwhisker: We're-a much better-a than-a the other restaurants! We use only the freshest quality-a ingredients-a, and our meals are authentic-a Italian!

Sootfur: We serve-a pizzas, pasta, and all Italian food-a!

Rainwhisker: So, what are you waiting for-a? Call us on 1300-ITALIA to make a reservation today-a!


(after the ad break)

Daisy: Welcome back! It's time to evict the first cat! 

Crowd: (waits nervously)

Daisy: (crosses to the house) Hi housemates!

Housemates: Hi! 

Daisy: How are you all feeling about the double?

Scarletpaw: Just announce me as gone! I know it will be me anyway!

Daisy: Well, we'll see what the card says. Now, as this is a Double Eviction, we're going to be evicting one cat straightaway, okay? Then, when they're gone, I'll announce the 2 cats in to the finale and the second evictee. Got it?

Housemates: Got it!

Daisy: Okay, here goes: After receiving the LEAST amount of votes to win Big Brother: ThunderClan, it's time to go... 

Scarletpaw: Here we go. This is it. 

Daisy: It's time to go... HALF-FACE!

(nobody moves)

Daisy: That's you, BRIGHTHEART!

Scarletpaw & Brightheart: WHAT!?

Scarletpaw: Doesn't matter. I'll go next anyway.

(everyone gets up off the couch)

Big Brother: Brightheart, you have been evicted-

Brightheart: I KNOW!

Big Brother: You have ten seconds to leave the house.

(everyone heads towards the exit)

Brightheart: Well... It was fun, and at least I finished 5th! AND NOW I GET TO KILL DAISY!!! YAY!

Darkstripe: Bye, Brightheart! We'll miss you!

Scarletpaw: Dude, we leave in 2 days anyway. Bye, Brightheart!

Jayfeather: Grumpeteh grump!

Willowpelt: SUPERGLUE A CHOCOLATE SHOE!

(Brightheart exits)


Daisy: Please welcome evictee number thirteen, HALF-FACE!

(Brightheart walks on to stage)

Brightheart: I HATE YOU! YOU BULLY! (throws Daisy off the stage)

Daisy: OWWWWWW! What was that for?

Brightheart: For calling me Half-face, you (bleep)!

Daisy: Don't swear at me! 

Brightheart: I'll (bleep)ing swear at you if I (bleep)ing want!

Daisy: Calm down! (gets back on stage) We'll look at the voting lines!

Brightheart: (sits down) Okay!

(Daisy crosses to the voting lines. They read:)

??? 18%

??? 22%

??? 23%

??? 20%

BRIGHTHEART 17%


Brightheart: Oooh! Close!

Daisy: Very close! Brightheart, who do you think will be evicted next?

Brightheart: Oh... I don't know. Darkstripe, most likely.

Daisy: And who do you think will win?

Brightheart: I wouldn't be surprised if Scarletpaw won actually. She's done pretty well to make it to finale week.

Daisy: If you could sum up your experience in the Big Brother house in one word, what would be?

Brightheart: AWESOME!

Daisy: Oh, and before I forget Brightheart, here's your $1000 for coming 5th.

Brightheart: (takes money) Awesome! Thanks!

Sorreltail: HEY! Where's my money for coming 6th?

Daisy: Calm down. I just forgot to give it to you last night. (throws $500 at Sorreltail)

Sorreltail: Is this enough to buy Darkstripe?

Brightheart: (hisses) GO AWAY! YOU'RE RUINING MY MOMENT!

Sorreltail: Someone has anger management issues...

Brightheart: (leaps out of seat) What was that?

Sorreltail: I didn't say anything! (runs out of the building)

(the limo appears)

Daisy: That's your cue! See you at the finale, Half-

Brightheart: (glares)

Daisy: Brightheart.

Brightheart: (hops in to limo) Bye!

(the limo drives off)

Daisy: Well, we know Brightheart has been evicted, but who will the second evictee be? Come back after the break to find out!


(after the ad break)

Daisy: Welcome back! It's time to find out who's going to the finale! Ready?

Crowd: YES!

Daisy: Excellent! 

(Daisy crosses to the house)

Daisy: Hello, soon to be final 4!

Housemates: HELLO!

Daisy: ARE YOU READY!?

Housemates: FOR WHAT!?

Daisy: TO FIND OUT WHO'S IN THE FINALE!

Housemates: YES!

Daisy: Okay, remember housemates: This is in NO PARTICULAR ORDER! The first cat with enough votes to take them in to the finale is... SCARLETPAW!

Scarletpaw: (falls off couch in shock) Are you (bleep)ing serious?

Daisy: Yes! See? (shows card that says Scarletpaw is through)

Scarletpaw: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! More celebratory scones! (runs to preheat oven)

Daisy: Come back! I'm gonna announce another one!

Scarletpaw: (rushes back)

Daisy: Ready for another?

Housemates: YES!

Daisy: Okay. The second cat with enough votes to go through to the finale is... DARKSTRIPE!

Darkstripe: YES! WOOOOOOOOOO! I MADE IT TO THE FINALE! ME! DARKSTRIPE! THE MOST HATED CAT EVER!

Scarletpaw: Don't overdo it, honey.

Darkstripe: Sorry.

Daisy: We'll be back soon to announce the evicted cat!

Jayfeather: GRUMPUUUUUUUUS! D:

Willowpelt: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, JALEPENO!!!!!!!


Daisy: Well, we know 2 of 3 cats who will be going to the finale! Come back after the break to see if Jayfeather or Willowpelt goes home!


(after the ad break)

Daisy: Welcome back! It's time to find out who's in the finale!

(Daisy crosses to the house)

Daisy: Hi housemates!

Housemates: GET ON WITH IT!

Daisy: Fine! Jayfeather, Willowpelt, for one of you, a place in the finale awaits. For the other, it's eviction time. After receiving the LEAST amount of votes to win Big Brother, it's time to go... WILLOWPELT!

Jayfeather: GRUMPEH GRUMPETEH GRUMP! (dances)

Willowpelt: POTATO POODLE FACE!

Big Brother: Willowpelt, get the heck out of my house.

(Willowpelt charges for the exit)

(everyone else follows)

Scarletpaw: Bye, Willowpelt!

Darkstripe: Let me know when I can visit you in the insane asylum!

Jayfeather: Grumpus grumpeteh!

Willowpelt: WHO MADE BREAKFAST SAUSAGES!? HOW DARE YOU KILL THE POOR BREAKFAST! (breaks the doors and leaves the house)

Final 3: WE'RE FREEEEEEEE! (charges towards the exit)

Big Brother: NUUUUUUUUUUU! THEY CAN'T LEAVE! SNOWFUR!

(Snowfur appears)

Snowfur: Doorius Fixius! 

(the door gets fixed)

Final 3: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU!


(on stage)

Daisy: Please welcome evictee number fourteen, WILLOWPELT!

(Willowpelt sprints on to stage)

Daisy: Hi, Willowpelt!

Willowpelt: DUCK COW!

Daisy: O...kay. How was your time in the house?

Willowpelt: HAPPY DANCING POODLE IN A SHOE SHOP! SHOE SHOP!

Daisy: (facepaws) Wanna see the voting lines?

Willowpelt: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Daisy: I'll take that as a yes.

(Daisy crosses to the voting lines. They read:)

WILLOWPELT 18%

??? 22%

??? 23%

??? 20%'

BRIGHTHEART 17%


Willowpelt: IF I WERE A POTATO, I'D TASTE LIKE AN ONION!!!

Daisy: SHUT UP!

Willowpelt: FOOD IS DELICIOUS, EXCEPT WHEN IT TASTES LIKE FOOD!

Daisy: YOU'RE DRIVING ME INSANE!

Willowpelt: IF PINK+ PURPLE= 26, AND PINK IS 6 MORE THAN PURPLE, AND ORANGE IS DOUBLE THE PRODUCT OF PINK AND PURPLE, WHAT IS PINK+PURPLE+ORANGE?

Daisy: (tries to work it out on a piece of paper) It's too hard!

Willowpelt: WHO IS THE ULTIMATE POTATO!?

Daisy: You...?

Willowpelt: CORRECT! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(the limo comes up)

Daisy: Well, Willowpelt, that's your cue to leave. I forgot to tell you, you get a prize of $2000 for coming fourth.(throws twoleg money at Willowpelt)

Willowpelt: (shreds money) I AM THE CARROT MASTER OF CARROTNESS!!! (jumps in to the limo)

Daisy: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! THAT CAME OUT OF THE SHOW'S BUDGET, WHICH MEANS I'LL GET PAID LESS, AND IT'S ALL FOR NOTHING! D:

(the limo drives off)

Willowpelt: (sticks head out of the window) BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Daisy: Thank StarClan she's gone! Well, we now know who the final 3 is! Tomorrow is a Daily Show, but tune in the day after that for the FINALE! Who will win? Darkstripe, Jayfeather or Scarletpaw? Voting lines have reset AGAIN, so here are the numbers you need to vote for your favourite! Voting lines close on finale night, so you have 2 days to vote!


Voice-over: If you want DARKSTRIPE to win, dial 1902 55 71 04! Or SMS DARKSTRIPE to 161 661!

If you want JAYFEATHER to win, dial 1902 55 71 08! Or SMS JAYFEATHER to 161 661!

If you want SCARLETPAW to win, dial 1902 55 71 15! Or SMS SCARLETPAW to 161 661!


Daisy: Goodnight!


FINALE WEEK, DAILY SHOW

(Darkstripe, Scarletpaw and Jayfeather are all sitting on the couch)

Darkstripe: I'm so bored!

Scarletpaw: I know! The house is boring with only 3 cats in it.

Jayfeather: Grumpeteh grump!

Darkstripe: What can we do? Scarletpaw, you're British, think of an idea!

Scarletpaw: Just because I'm British and we won the first world war does not mean that I can think of awesome ideas. Why are you bored, anyway? Go watch ThunderClan's Next Top Model!

Darkstripe: But I watched all of it last night! How about you make us some scones?

Scarletpaw: I've made 200 batches today! Jayfeather, do you have any ideas?

Jayfeather:Grumpeteh grumpus le grumpeh grump?

Darkstripe: Jayfeather, we already broke in to a nightclub remember?

Jayfeather: (sigh)

Scarletpaw: I've got it!

Jayfeather: (speartackles Scarletpaw) GRUMPEH!

Scarletpaw: Jayfeather, GET OFF! (kicks)

(Jayfeather goes flying and hits the wall. He breaks it, revealing a secret passage)

Darkstripe: SECRET PASSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE! (sprints in to the secret passage)

Jayfeather: Grumpus grump! (runs after him)

Scarletpaw: But... my awesome idea! D:

Darkstripe: But, secret passage! D:

Scarletpaw: (rolls eyes) Fine... (follows Darkstripe and Jayfeather to the secret passage)


(inside the secret passage)

Scarletpaw: Why are we down here? It's creepy.

Darkstripe: Because of the Comedy Show and Spoof Law.

Scarletpaw: What's that?

Darkstripe: Jayfeather! The book?

Jayfeather: (hands book) Grumpeteh grumpeh!

Darkstripe: (opens book and clears throat) Page 242, Paragrah 3, Line 34 says that "If a secret passage is uncovered, it must be explored. No exceptions."

Scarletpaw: That's a stupid law. It's dark and scary down here!

Darkstripe: Stop being a baby!

(the power goes out)

Darkstripe: (screams like a little girl)

Scarletpaw: Who's the baby now, huh?

Jayfeather: GRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP! 

Darkstripe: Jayfeather?

Jayfeather: (muffled grumping sounds)

(dragging sounds)

(the power comes back on)

Darkstripe: Phew! This is really scary! Let's go back. Coming, Jayf-

(Jayfeather is gone)

Darkstripe: JAYFEATHER! D: 

Scarletpaw: He's gone! D:

Darkstripe: Where could he have possibly gone?

(massive thump)

Scarletpaw: (turns around) D-D-Darkstripe?

(Darkstripe turns around)

Darkstripe: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(Jayfeather's body is in front of them, covered in blood)

Scarletpaw: HE'S DEAD! D:

Darkstripe: (crying) Well, at least... my chances of winning have increased!


Darkstripe: We need to find out what happened to Jayfeather!

Scarletpaw: I agree! We owe it to him!

(a random piece of paper floats down in front of them)

Darkstripe: OMSC, RANDOM PIECE OF PAPER! 

Scarletpaw: Let me guess: This "Comedy Show and Spoof Law" also says that we must read any piece of paper that floats down in front of us?

Darkstripe: (checks book) Yes it does!

Scarletpaw: Called it. Shall we read the piece of paper then?

Darkstripe: Yes!

(Scarletpaw and Darkstripe read the piece of paper)

Paper: ONE OF YOU IS THE MURDERER!!!!!

Scarletpaw: Well, it wasn't me! It must be you! (points at Darkstripe) MURDERER!

Darkstripe: Oh, here we go! Blame the grey cat, you racist!

Scarletpaw: How is that racist? 

Darkstripe: You're blaming me because of my fur colour! Typical British behaviour!

Scarletpaw: You did NOT just go there! (punches Darkstripe in the head)

Darkstripe: OWWWWWWWWWW! YOU STUPID BRIT!

Scarletpaw: STOP INSULTING MY COUNTRY! (punches him again)

Darkstripe: OWWWWWWWW!

Big Brother: Shut up and find the murderer!

Scarletpaw and Darkstripe: Okay, okay!


(Darkstripe and Scarletpaw are wandering through the passage)

Darkstripe: (gets out magnifying glass) I'd make an awesome detective!

Scarletpaw: No, you wouldn't. To be an awesome detective you have to be British, so I would be an awesome detective. 

Darkstripe: LIES!

Scarletpaw: Oh, yes? And what nationality was Sherlock Holmes?

Darkstripe: British.

Scarletpaw: (puts breifcase on the ground) I rest my case.

Darkstripe: (bursts out laughing) THAT'S THE BEST JOKE EVER!

Producer: HURRY UP AND START INVESTIGATING! WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY, YOU KNOW!

Darkstripe: (giggles) Sorry. (gets out magnifying glass) Oh, would you look at this!

Scarletpaw: (rushes over) What is it?

Darkstripe: Ginger fur! Your ginger fur!

Scarletpaw: W-what? Th-th-that's not m-mine! 

Darkstripe: Honey, it's your shade. I know my fur shades. It's yours. (points at Scarletpaw) MURDERER!

Scarletpaw: I didn't murder Jayfeather! As if I would!

Darkstripe: As if you wouldn't! (advances towards her) Jayfeather was the favourite to win, and you knew it. You knew you didn't stand a chance against him, but you thought you could beat me, didn't you?

Scarletpaw: (backing away) Darkstripe, you're creeping me out, dude!

Darkstripe: It WAS you! Admit it!

Scarletpaw: NEVER!

Darkstripe: ADMIT IT!

Scarletpaw: NO! 

Darkstripe: Then I shall have to force you! (dives on to Scarletpaw)

Scarletpaw: Ugh! (kicks Darkstripe in the head repeatedly) GET OFF!

Darkstripe: OW!

Scarletpaw: (picks Darkstripe up by the tail and swings him around) 

Darkstripe: (screams like a little girl) STOP IT! STOP ITTTTT!

Scarletpaw: (walks over to a table, still carrying Darkstripe, and starts slamming him in to it repeatedly) I'M (slams) NOT (slams) THE (slams) MURDERER! (slams) GOT IT, (slams) DARKSTRIPE!? (slams)

Darkstripe: Okay, I've got it now! STOP ITTTT!

Scarletpaw: (throws Darkstripe at the wall) AND DON'T FORGET IT!

Darkstripe: Big Brother?

Big Brother: Holy crap! What happened to you?

Darkstripe: Scarletpaw went all insane British cat on me...

Big Brother: Ouch... That's gotta hurt.

Darkstripe: Is she the murderer?

Big Brother: Nope.

Darkstripe: (bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)!


(Scarletpaw is trying to find evidence against Darkstripe)

Scarletpaw: I'll teach that rotten little grey pest to accuse me! I'll find evidence to take him down instead!

(a piano falls on Scarletpaw)

Scarletpaw: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!?

Big Brother: Me! And it was hilarious!

Scarletpaw: Oh, yes? (shreds piano to pieces) That'll teach you to drop a random piano on my head!

Big Brother: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! MY PIANO! D:

Scarletpaw: I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW, I SWEAR I'M GOING TO RIP THIS HOUSE APART!

Big Brother: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! YOU CAN'T RIP THE HOUSE! 

Scarletpaw: WHY!?

Big Brother: Because then I won't have a home, and then I'll be homeless and then BBTC will be cancelled!

Scarletpaw: (rolls eyes) Whatever... I need to find evidence against Darkstripe anyway. Big Brother, can I have some awesome music to help me?

Big Brother: Anything, so long as you don't maul the house. (plays random background music)

Scarletpaw: (starts humming)

Big Brother: There we go!

Scarletpaw: (trips over a bug) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WHO PUT THAT THERE!?

Big Brother: Me...?

Scarletpaw: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (stomps off angrily)


(Scarletpaw has entered a different part of the secret passage) 

Scarletpaw:Come on! There has to be evidence against Darkstripe down here! (trips over a pair of shorts)

Big Brother: (dies laughing)

Scarletpaw: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! STUPID SHORTS! Wait a minute, these are Darkstripe's! (fiinds hoodie) And this is his favourite pink hoodie! 

Big Brother: Could it be that he is the murderer?

Scarletpaw: I don't know. OMSC, a Tigerstar poster! AND ThunderClan's Next Top Model Season One! That's it, it's definitely him. DARKSTRIPE! GET IN HERE!

(Darkstripe sprints to her)

Darkstripe: Yeeeeeeeees?

Scarletpaw: (throws all of Darkstripe's stuff at him) I found all these down here! Care to explain?

Darkstripe: (gasp) My babies! How did you get down here?

Scarletpaw: All the evidence points to YOU as the murderer! HA-HA!

Darkstripe: But it isn't me! (turns to face camera) How will I get out of this?

(A ThunderClan's Next Top Model Season 2 DVD on a fishing line lands in front of them) 

Darkstripe: Oooh, Season 2! Wait a second, it's not even on TV yet! But, SEASON 2! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (tries to grab it)

(it gets pulled backwards by the fishing line)

Darkstripe: Hey! Come back! (runs after it)

Scarletpaw: Wait, Darkstripe! It's a tra- Oh, let him die. It's not my fault he's so stupid. Plus, that means I'll win by default. YAAAAAAAAAAY!


(Darkstripe has managed to catch up to the DVD)

Darkstripe: (snatches it) Gotcha! Wait, where am I? Scarletpaw? 

(some cat puts a bag over his head)

Darkstripe: (muffled scream)

Murderer: (dropkicks Darkstripe in to the wall)

(the bag falls off his head)

Darkstripe: Who... Who are you?

Splashcloud: I'm Splashcloud! I am the real murderer! I killed Jayfeather! Huzzah!

Darkstripe: But why?

Splashcloud: Because Willowpelt got evicted! If Willowpelt can't win, then no one can! 

Darkstripe: Oh. Okay.

Splashcloud: And now you're going to die! (throws Darkstripe at the wall)

Darkstripe: HELP, SCARLETPAW!

(Scarletpaw comes running) 

Scarletpaw: Seriously, Darkstripe? What's wrong- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 

Splashcloud: Scarletpaw! Stay out of this! It doesn't involve you!

Scarletpaw: I won't let you kill my friend, even if it means I win by default! (launches herself at Splashcloud)

Splashcloud: Ugh! (kicks Scarletpaw off)

Darkstripe: Get her, Scarletpaw!

Splashcloud: (throws Darkstripe out of the window) I'll deal with you later!

Darkstripe: AAAAAAAAH! (thud)

Splashcloud: (scratches Scarletpaw)

Scarletpaw: Dangit! Where's the table when you need it!

Splashcloud: Table? There's a table behind you, idiot.

Scarletpaw: Oh. Thanks! (picks Splashcloud up and slams her in to it repeatedly) YOU (slams) MESSED (slams) WITH (slams) THE (slams) WRONG (slams) CAT! (throws Splashcloud against the wall)

Splashcloud: You're a stubborn one. Well, you might be able to fight me, but you'll be no match for my mini-Willowpelts! MINI-WILLOWPELTS: ATTACK!

Mini-Willowpelts: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (charge towards Scarletpaw)

Scarletpaw: AAAAAAAAAAH! (tries to run)

Mini-Willowpelts: (jumps on Scarletpaw's leg and starts biting it)

Splashcloud: Yes, my pretties. KIll her.

'Scarletpaw: I REFUSE TO DIE!!!!!

Splashcloud: Too bad. You'll never be able to beat my army.

Scarletpaw: Oh... Well, in that case... SCONE GRENADES! (throws scone grenades at the mini-Willowpelts)

Mini-WIllowpelts: (explode)

Splashcloud: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! MY AWESOME ARMY!

Scarletpaw: And now, to deal with you. 

Splashcloud: (backs away) No... I was joking! It was a little joke! 

Scarletpaw: GET OUT! (picks Splashcloud up by the tail)

Splashcloud: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU!


(Darkstripe is climbing up the walls of the secret passage)

Darkstripe: Almost... There!

Scarletpaw: AND STAY OUT! (throws Splashcloud out the window)

Splashcloud: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (bumps in to Darkstripe)

Darkstripe: (falls back down) OH, COME ON!

Scarletpaw: (gasp) Darkstripe! Are you okay?

Darkstripe: Oh, yes, I feel lovely, apart from the fact that I just fell about 5 metres.

Scarletpaw: Right. Oh, well. Let me help you up. (tosses rope to Darkstripe) Grab that!

Darkstripe: (grabs on to rope)'

Scarletpaw: (pulls) (bleep)! Darkstripe, you're really heavy!

Darkstripe: Yeah, make me feel self-conscious while you're at it! I need to go a diet...


(Scarletpaw has pulled Darkstripe back up)

Scarletpaw: Remind me to fill out the paperwork to make that an Olympic sport.

Jayfeather: GRUMPUS GRUMPETEH GRUMP!

Scarletpaw: JAYFEATHER!

Darkstripe: You're alive! How?

Jayfeather: (starts laughing) Grumpeh... Grumpeteh (keeps laughing)

Scarletpaw: Big Brother! Care to explain?

Big Brother: (laughing) It was so funny! Your faces! Jayfeather, Splashcloud and I played a trick on you!

Darkstripe: BIG BROTHER! D:

Big Brother: It was Jayfeather's idea!

Darkstripe: JAYFEATHER! D:

Scarletpaw: Wait a minute, where did you get Splashcloud?

Big Brother: eBay. We searched "biggest Willowpelt fan".

Scarletpaw: WELL, SCREW YOU! THAT WAS A MEAN TRICK! 

Jayfeather: Grumpus le grump?

Scarletpaw: SHUT UP!

Jayfeather: Grump! D:

Big Brother: Shut up and go to bed. The finale's tomorrow.


(5 hours later)

(Splashcloud is still on the ground after being beaten by Scarletpaw)

Splashcloud: (opens one eye) We'll meet again one day, Scarletpaw...


FINALE WEEK, FINALE (Ft. Every Guest)




Note: The first part of the episode is like an introductory video, giving flashbacks on the show. Narration is in bold and flashbacks are in itallics.

Voice-over: We're down to the finale! It's been a memorable year of Big Brother: ThunderClan, so, before we get started, let's take a look at everything that's happened this year...

14 housemates entered on intro night...

Daisy: Please welcome... BUMBLESTRIPE!

...BRIGHTHEART!

...FIRESTAR!

...SORRELTAIL!

...DARKSTRIPE!

...SNOWFUR!

...PURDY!

...CINDERPELT!

...JAYFEATHER!

...FOXLEAP!

...MILLIE!

...FROSTFUR!

...THRUSHPELT!

...WILLOWPELT!

Voice-over: And quickly became the most talked about bunch of contestants in reality show history! This season has seen a memorable bunch of contestants, to say the least. We've seen THE INSANE!

Willowpelt: AUDIENCE! WHERE IS YE? WHERE IS THE MAGIC SHOW? OOMPA LOOMPA ORANGE SQUARE!

BAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

Voice-over: We've seen THE WHINY!

Bumblestripe: SHUT UP! STOP BEING SO LOUD!

Voice-over: We've seen FAMILIES!

Brightheart: OMSC, CINDERPELT! (hugs)

...

Millie: MAH BUMBELEH! (tacklehugs)

Voice-over: We've seen CATS WHO CAN SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE!

Jayfeather: Grumpity  grump! 

Grumpeteh grumpuis!

Grumpeteh le grumpus de grump!

Voice-over: We've even seen ROYALTY!

Firestar: Bow before me, for I am king!

Voice-over: The housemates began to settle in, and one by one, they were voted off

Daisy: It's time to go... FOXLEAP!

...FIRESTAR!

...FROSTFUR!

The housemates thought they had the game all figured out, untill, for the first time in history, a cat outside of ThunderClan entered the house!

Daisy: Please welcome the first intruder, SCARLETPAW!

Soon, all intruders entered, the house settled down, and every cat looked to the finale, and made their guesses as to who the winner was going to be.

Willowpelt was the favourite to win from day one, so nobody expected this...

Willowpelt: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I GOT INSTANT EVICTION!

The house immediately felt Willowpelt's departure. They all thought she was going to win, so when they found out a cat would be returning to the house, nobody was surprised when...

Daisy: Please welcome the returning cat, WILLOWPELT!

However, in one of the most shocking results in history, Willowpelt fell at the final hurdle!

Daisy: It's time to go... WILLOWPELT!

And so, we are now down to the final three:

DARKSTRIPE!

He's come a long way to get here. He's been at the centre of the biggest rivalry of the Season. He was nominated 4 times during the season, more than the other two finalists combined. But, somehow, he was always able to escape eviction. He's the underdog of the finale, so can he do what he's done all season, and defeat the odds by winning the show?


JAYFEATHER!

He's been a house and public favourite from day one, holding the record for the highest percentage of votes to save in one week. He's only been nominated twice throughout the whole season, and now, with Willowpelt gone, Jayfeather is the unbackable favourite to take out the title. Will he live up to the expectations?


SCARLETPAW!

She's the intruder- the one no one expected to last more than two weeks. However, Scarletpaw, the dark horse of the competition, has only been nominated ONCE throughout the entire show, less than any other housemate! She's been through a lot this season. She's been the victim of a fake eviction, slipped in to a state of depression and been in one of the most fierce rivalries the house has ever seen, but she's come through it all to become the first ever intruder to reach the finale! Now, only Darkstripe and Jayfeather stand between her and first place. Can she go one better than the finale, and become the first intruder to win the show?


Voice-over: Now, it's the moment you've all been waiting for! Welcome to THE FINALE! Please welcome your host, DAISY!!

(Daisy runs on to the stage)

Daisy: YAY! FINALE! YAY! YAY! YAY!

Spottedpool: We get it! Now, hurry and bring Cinderpelt out!

Splashcloud: And bring out Scarletpaw so I can get my revenge!

Aquasplash: (from backstage) EXCUSE ME? I will be getting my revenge, thank you!

Splashcloud: Don't make me come back there and maul you...

Mousefur: EVERYBODY SHUT UP!

(silence)

Mousefur: I'm trying to sleep!

Daisy: But... This is the finale! You can't sleep!

Mousefur: I'm an Elder. I sleep. That's what elders do.

Daisy: Anyway-

Darkstream: VOTING LINEEEEEEEEEEES!

Daisy: I was getting to that! Here are the voting lines!

(Americat pops up)

Americat: These voting lines are brought to you by Americat Hamburgers! The finest hamburgers in town!

Daisy: OMSC! YOU AGAIN!? GO AWAY! (boots Americat out of the building)

Americat: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Jetfeather: Heyyyy! You can't hurt Americat! He's my friend!

Daisy: I don't even care anymore. This show is driving me insane. Anyway, voting lines!

(Daisy crosses to the voting lines, they read:)

??? 38%

??? 25%

??? 37%


Daisy: It's extremely close! Remember, voting lines close AFTER THE BREAK, so it's more important than ever that you vote RIGHT NOW! For the final time this season, here are the numbers you need:

Voice-over: If you want DARKSTRIPE to win, dial 1902 55 71 04! Or SMS DARKSTRIPE to 161 661!

If you want JAYFEATHER to win, dial 1902 55 71 08! Or SMS JAYFEATHER to 161 661!

If you want SCARLETPAW to win, dial 1902 55 71 15! Or SMS SCARLETPAW to 161 661!


Daisy: See you after the break!

(Americat pops up)

Americat: This ad is brought to you by Americat Ham-

Daisy: HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE!? Brokenstar! Kill!

Brokenstar: (sprints towards Americat) WOOOOOOAR! I HAS WABIES!

Americat: AAAAAAAAAAH! (runs out of the building)

Jetfeather: STOP TRYNG TO HURT AMERICAT!


(after the break)

Daisy: We're back! Voting lines are CLOSED, and it's time to introduce this season's evictees!

Splashcloud: YES! I can kill Scarletpaw!

Briarlight: Scarletpaw isn't even evicted, you halfwit!

Splashcloud: Shut up, twoleg!

Briarlight: (bursts in to tears)

Leafpool: Uh-oh.

Blossomfall: Did you just call my sister a twoleg?

Splashcloud: Are you deaf?

Blossomfall: I WILL GET YOU! (charges at Splashcloud)

Splashcloud: (throws Blossomfall at the wall)

Blossomfall: NUUUUUUUUUU!

(Ashfur Holmes and Bluestar Watson break in)

Ashfur: You're under arrest for assault! (charges at Splashcloud with handcuffs)

Splashcloud: Over my dead body! (steals Ashfur's hat)

Ashfur: MY EPIC HAT! D: BLUESTAAAAAR! She stole it! D:

Bluestar: You're under arrest for theft of an epic hat! (charges at Splashcloud with handcuffs)

Brambleclaw: No! You can't arrest her! She gives me free food!

Bluestar: Stay out of this! (kicks Brambleclaw in the head)

Brambleclaw: (cries)

Mousefur: SHUT UP! 

Squirrelflight: Brambleclaw! D: Bluestar, how could you!? Say sorry!

Bluestar: No.

Squirrelflight: Say it!

Bluestar: No.

Squirrelflight: (whines) Ferncloooooooooud! She isn't saying sorry!

Ferncloud: (stomps up angrily) Bluestar, say you're sorry right now, or else I'll-

Bluestar: (throws Ferncloud in to the wall)

Hawkmask: OWNED!

Daisy: ORDER! ORDER IN THE STUDIO!

Mousefur: CAN EVERYBODY SHUT THE (bleep) UP!?

(silence)

Mousefur: I'm leaving! (opens door and exits)

Hailpaw: Me too! This is boring! (follows Mousefur)

Takumi: And I as well! (heads towards the exit)

Zaffie: Then I'll go too!

Takumi: Then Ill stay!

Zaffie: Then I'll stay!

Takumi: Then I'm going

Zaffie: Then I'm going!

Takumi: Then I'm staying!

Zaffie: Then-

Dan Kuso: (throws them both out the door)

Zaffie & Takumi: AAAAAAAAH!

Dan Kuso: I can't believe this show... Taylor, as fellow celebrities, shall we leave together?

Taylor: No! I'm waiting for Thrushpelt so we can become boyfriend and girlfriend again!

Dan Kuso: Don't you mean "pet and owner"?

Taylor: Didn't I say that?

Dan Kuso: No, you said-

Daisy: CAN WE GET ON WITH THE SHOW!?

(silence)

Dan Kuso: I'm out of here. (leaves)

Roboflight: Wait! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! (runs after him)

Rainsplash: Wait for me, Dan! WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER! (runs after Dan as well)

Dan Kuso: Oh, for the love of-

Daisy: EVERYONE SHUT UP!

(silence)

Daisy: Now, we've wasted a ton of time, but please welcome evictees number one, two and-

Blackstar: (hits Daisy over the head with a guitar)

Daisy: (is knocked out)

Blackstar: Attention, everyone!

(Everyone stares at Blackstar)

Blackstar: Um... I've got a song to sing. I'm dedicating it to Mistybird.

Mistybird: Oh, for the love of StarClan...

Blackstar: Mistybird, I got singing lessons and learned this song for you... Here we go.

Mistybird: (hides)

Blackstar: (in suprisingly good voice)

Oh, my love, my darling

Crowd: (cheers)

HIMG: Surely he was crap a few weeks ago?

Lilydust: It's called singing lessons! Gosh!

Blackstar:

I've hungered for your touch

A long, lonely time

Mistybird: (mumbles) And time goes by so slowly... (slaps self) Stop singing it, Mistybird! Stop it!

Blackstar: And time can do so much

Are you still mine?

Mistybird: Must... resist... (sprints on to stage) I NEED YOUR LOVE!

Dawnsong: Oh, seriously?

Blackstar & Mistybird: I need your love! StarClan speed your love to me!

(song ends)

Crowd: (cheers)

Featherswirl: How romantic! I wish you'd do something like that for me, boys!

Icewrath: Ooooooooooooh, my lo-

Craneheart: (punches Icewrath) MY DARRRRRLING!

Electricsound: (punches Craneheart) I'VE HUNGERED FOR-

Featherswirl: Stop it, you copycats! It's too late for that!

Craneheart, Electricsound & Icewrath: NUUUUUUUUUUUU!


(Sandstorm is sitting next to Spottedleaf)

Sandstorm: Oh, how romantic! I think I'm going to cry! Come here, cuddly toy! (squeezes Spottedleaf)

Spottedleaf: (gasping for breath) Help... me!

Avalanchestrike: (moves towards them) Should I...?

Mosseye: (stops her) No, I'm enjoying this!


(on stage)

Mistybird: Oh, Blackstar, that was romantic! Kiss me!

Blackstar: What?

Mistybird: I SAID KISS ME!

Fuzzywing: KISS! KISS! KISS!

Mintleaf: KISS! KISS! KISS!

Brighty: KISS! KISS! KISS!

James Bond: JAMES BOND DOES NOT LIKE DOES NOT LIKE THIS AT ALL! (swings out on a rope)

Blackstar and Mistybird: (lean in for the kiss)

Mothwing: Awwwwwwwww!

Berrynose: EWWWWWWWWWW! (runs out of the building)

Blackstar: Come closer, my love!

Mistybird: (bites Blackstar's nose)

Blackstar: OWWWWW!

Bramblestar: (dies laughing) OWNED!

Mistybird: Ha! Idiot! Did you really think I would kiss you? I hate you! And now, I've just embarrased you in front of everyone! SUCKED IN! (laughs evily)

Blackstar: (cries)

Tigerstar: (gasp) How could you be so... evil?

Brackenfur: You can talk...

Mistybird: (runs off the stage)

Artimas Hunter: BOOOOOOOOOO!

Forestpaw: YOU SUCK!

Birchy: YEAH! WE HATE YOU!

Red: YOU'RE AN IDIOT! GET OUT OF HERE!

Wetstream: I don't care about anything! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mistybird: Guys... It was a joke!

Afterlife: GET HER! (runs after her, snarling)

Brokenstar: WOAAAAR! BWOKENSTAR KILL! (runs after Afterlife and Mistybird)

Mistybird: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (sprints out of the building)

Daisy: (wakes up) SHUT UP!

(silence)

Daisy: I don't know who knocked me out, and how long I was out for, but I'm angry! Please welcome evictees number one, two and three: FOXLEAP, FIRESTAR AND FROSTFUR!

(Americat pops up)

Americat: These evictee interviews are brought to you by Am-

Daisy: GO. AWAY! (throws him out of the building) NEVER COME BACK AGAIN!

(Foxleap and Frostfur walk on to stage)

Daisy: Where's Firestar?

Frostfur: Backstage waiting to be carried out.

Firestar: (from backstage) You actually expect me to walk all the way out there? Graystripe! Millie! Carry me out!

Graystripe: Yes, my Lord.

Millie: No!

Daisy: JUST GET ON WITH IT!

(Graystripe and Millie carry Firestar out)

Firestar: Thank you for respecting the King!

Millie: King Turd, more like.

Firestar: What was that?

Millie: Nothing! (runs off stage)

Firestar: I thought so...

Daisy: So, Foxleap, how did it feel being the first evicted?

Foxleap: I didn't care.

Daisy: What? o.O

Foxleap: I would've liked to have stayed longer, but at least going home first meant I could watch WWE in peace.

Frostfur: You still don't know that's fake?

Foxleap: IT IS NOT FAKE!

Daisy: SHUT UP! Now, on to Firestar. Firestar, why do you think you were evicted as early as you were?

Firestar: Because all the peasants were jealous of my royalty. They didn't want me winning.

Daisy: Right. And how is your kingdom now?}

Firestar: Perfect! I have all my servants back! It's wonderful! I don't even know why I bothered with this peasant game show.

Daisy: Arrogant douche.

Firestar: Excuse me?

Daisy: (ignores him) Frostfur, do you wish you hadn't put yourself up the week you were evicted?

Frostfur: No, I don't mind. I saved Brightheart, which was all that mattered. I always knew I'd leave early, and besides, I get to eat as many grapes as I want! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPES! (munches on grapes).

Daisy: Right. Foxleap, Firestar and Frostfur, sit on the stools of loserness while we bring out the next evictees!

(Foxleap and Frostfur sit down)

Firestar: Servants! Carry me!

(Graystripe carries Firestar)

Graystripe: Here we are, my lord!

Firestar: Thank you. Have a potato. (hands potato)

Graystripe: FOOOOOOOD!

Daisy: Please welcome evictees four, five and six-

Music: ELDER NINJAS!

(The Elder Ninjas appear)

Halftail:We're taking over this studio!

One-Eye: Yeah! We need it!

Patchpelt: We need new places to sleep!

Smallear: NINJAS, ATTACK!

Daisy:NO! NO, THIS IS NOT (bleep)ING HAPPENING AGAIN! 

Everyone: (shocked gasp)

Daisy: I (bleep)ING HATE THIS SHOW! EVERYONE STOP (bleep)ING INTERRUPTING! IF WE DON'T (bleep)ING GET THE (bleep) ON WITH IT, WE'LL NEVER FIND OUT WHO THE (bleep)ING WINNER IS, AND WE'LL BE (bleep)ING STUCK HERE FOREVER! SO, SIT THE (bleep) DOWN AND SHUT THE (bleep) UP SO WE CAN GET ON WITH THIS (bleep)ING FINALE! GOT IT!?

(shocked silence)

Smallear: Right. We'll just leave.

One-Eye: Bye

(The Elder Ninjas leave)

Bluestar: Daisy, you're arrest for excessive use of the F word!

Daisy: (bleep) OFF!

Bluestar: Okay, chill out! (sits back down)

Ashfur: Gosh. Crabby.

Daisy: Now, please welcome evictees four, five and six, SNOWFUR, BUMBLESTRIPE AND MILLIE!

(Snowfur, Bumblestripe and Millie walk on stage)

Daisy: Hello!

Snowfur: Hi!

Bumblestripe: GO AWAY!

Millie: (eats chilli prawn)

Daisy: Now, Snowfur, you didn't like Brightheart at all during your time on the show. Why was that?

Snowfur: (laughs) I actually can't remember! I don't know, maybe because she nominated me once or twice, but that's a pretty stupid reason.

Daisy: And have you and Brightheart made up since she left?

Snowfur: We have, actually! We're having a girls night with Cinderpelt and Frostfur tomorrow night. We're going to watch comedy movies. Want to come?

Daisy: EEEEEEE! Can I bring Rosepetal and Hazeltail?

Snowfur: Sure!

Daisy: EEEEEEEEEE!

Producer: DAISY!

Daisy: (clears throat) Snowfur, everyone wants to know: Are you in a relationship with Thrushpelt?

Snowfur: Sort of, but not quite., Our exes are being difficult.

Thistleclaw: SNOWEEEEEEEEEH! (runs towards)

Snowfur: Freeze! See what I mean? 

Daisy: Yes, but what are we to do with him now?

Snowfur: Dawnsong! Put him out the door, will you, honey?

Dawsong: Yay! I have a job to do that's not boring, stupid, annoying and pointless! (boots Thistleclaw out the door)

Snowfur: Unfreeze!

Thistleclaw: Um... guys? (scratches at door)

Daisy: Moving on. Bumblestripe, you were the fifth cat to be evicted-

Bumblestripe: Stop rubbing it in, you (bleep)!

Jetfeather: NUUUUUUUUUUU! SWEARING! I HATE SWEARING!

Darkstream: How come I've only had one line!?

Spottedpool: (backhands) Shut up!

Ferncloud: Bumblestripe! Say sorry!

Bumblestripe: NO! YOU AREN'T THE BOSS OF ME! (backhands)

Ashfur: Bumblestripe, you're under arrest for backhanding! (arrests Bumblestripe and drags him, kicking and screaming out the door)

Bumblestripe: DON'T TOUCH ME! LET ME GO! YOU FREEDOM MURDERERS!

Millie: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! BUMBELEH! (runs after them)

Daisy: But... The interview!

Millie: My Bumbeleh's in trouble! D:

Daisy: (sigh) Fine.

Millie: YAAAAAAAAY! (runs out of the building)

(5 seconds later)

Millie: (runs back inside and grabs prawns) I forgot these! (runs back out)

Daisy: They're a disfunctional family, aren't they? Please welcome evictees seven, eight and nine, PURDY, AQUASPLASH and THRUSHPELT!

(Purdy, Aquasplash and Thrushpelt walk on to stage)

Daisy: Purdy, we'll start with you. How has life changed for you since you got out of the house?

Purdy: It's changed a lot! I have my own show now! It's a program for kits, Story Time With Purdy!

Daisy: Sounds interesting! Has it started yet?

Purdy: No, but it starts next week at 9AM!

Daisy: I'll be sure to watch! (whispers) not!

Purdy: Great! 

Daisy: Let's move on to Aquasplash. Aquasplash. do you think you were unfairly evicted? After all, there was some controversy surrounding your exit.

Aquasplash: YES! That should be me in the finale! I only got kicked out when I did because Scarletpaw is a little crybaby! I can't wait to see her lose! It's going to be so wonderful! Plus, I have a little surprise for her! (laughs like a psycho)

Daisy: (backs away) Moving on, Thrushpelt!

Thrushpelt: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

Daisy: Have you been seeing much of Snowfur since you left the house?

Thrushpelt: We hang out all the time! We're gonna be mates  as soon as I get a restraining order on Thistleclaw!

Thistleclaw: What was that? DIE, THRUSHPELT! (runs towards him)

Thrushpelt: AAAAAAAAAAH! HELP ME, SNOWFUR!

Artimas Hunter: How did he get back inside?

Snowfur: Namai Raesta! (casts magic spell)

Thistleclaw: (gets turned in to a hot dog)

Hot Dog Thistleclaw: NUUUUUUUUU!

Jetfeather: Oooh, hot dog! (eats it)

Thrushpelt: No, don't!

(the spell wears off)

Thistleclaw: NUUUUU! Let me out! (claws a hole in Jetfeather's stomach and escape)

Jetfeather: (starts bleeding) NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! THIS HAPPENED LAST SEASON!

Mosseye: AMBULANCE TIME! (throws Jetfeather in to an ambulance and drives off)

Daisy: Okay, you three, sit on the stools of loserdom.

Thrushpelt: But what about the rest of my interview?

Daisy: Can't be bothered. Plus, we're running out of time.

Thrushpelt: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Daisy: Please welcome evictees ten, eleven and twelve, SHOALFOOT, CINDERPELT AND SORRELTAIL!

(Shoalfoot, Cinderpelt and Sorreltail walk on stage)

Shoalfoot: Konnichiwa, Daisy chan!

Cinderpelt: Hello, audience!

Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sorreltail:HEY! XD

Daisy: Okay,we'll start with Shoalfoot! Shoalfoot, what was the best part of your time in the house?

Shoalfoot: Meeting Scarletpaw, obviously! GO SCARLETPAW!!!! WOOOOOOOO!

Daisy: Are you looking forward to seeing her?

Shoalfoot: YES! I'm going to add her on Facebook and Skype, follow her on Twitter, everything! We'll be best friends forever!

Daisy: Moving on! Cinderpelt!

Cinderpelt: Hi Daisy!

Daisy: Now, Cinderpelt, your rivalry with Scarletpaw was ultimately what got you kicked out of the house. Do you wish you had've been nicer to Scarletpaw?

Cinderpelt: Well, I certainly didn't want her to get that offended, but I had to play with my head, and tampering with the votes to get Scarletpaw out was the only way to get myself further in the game, so, the answer to your question is no.

Shoalfoot: Oh, yeah, I still haven't punched you for that! (punches)

Cinderpelt: D:

Daisy: Moving on to Sorreltail!

(crowd cheers)

Daisy: Sorreltail, everyone knows you hatred Darkstripe-

Sorreltail: I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T BEAT HIM! IT WAS THE ONE THING I WANTED TO DO!!!!! UGHHHHHHH!

Daisy: Right, and who do you want to win?

Sorreltail: Anyone but Darkstripe! Besides, the winner owes me for that hologram machine.

Daisy: Right. Okay, you three, please go and sit on the stools of loserness.

(Shoalfoot, Cinderpelt and Sorreltail sit down)

Daisy: Now, please welcome evictees thirteen and fourteen, BRIGHTHEART and WILLOWPELLT!

(Brightheart and Willowpelt walk on to stage)

Daisy: We'll start with Brightheart. Brightheart, why do you think you lost?

Brightheart: Come on, Daisy. I was in the final 5 with the 4 most popular cats on the show. How could I win?

Willowpelt: YOU COULD'VE USED A POTATO CARROT!

Brightheart: SHUT UP!

Daisy: You also had a rivalry with Snowfur and later, Thrushpelt. Have you sorted all that out?

Brightheart: Yes! Didn't I hear Snowfur telling you about the girls night we're having!

Daisy: I did.

Brightheart: I'mma go sit down.

(Brightheart joins the other evictees)

Daisy: Now, Willowpelt. You were the unbackable favourite to win. What happened?

Willowpelt: WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY? NOTHING, BECAUSE FOXES CAN'T TALK! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Daisy: You also had 2 chances at the title. Are you annoyed that you didn't win?

Willowpelt: DEEP-FRIED SUSHI ON SALE FOR $20,000 A ROLL! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Daisy: There's obviously no point in interviewing you. Go sit down.

Willowpelt: (sprints to the stools of loserdom)

Daisy: Okay, those are all  the interviews done, now, let's get on to the results! Come back after the break, when our final 2 will be revealed!


(after the break)

Daisy: Welcome back! It's almost time to reveal the winner, but first, let's reveal who came third!

(Americat pops up)

Americat: This dramatic eviction-

Daisy: (kocks Americat out) STOP IT!

(Daisy crosses to the house)

Daisy: Hello, final 3!

Darkstripe, Jayfeather and Scarletpaw: Hello!

Daisy: As you know, one of you is going to be crowned the winner tonight, but we also need to decide second and third place. That's what I'm here for.

Darkstripe. Jayfeather and Scarletpaw: NUUUUUUUUUUU!

Daisy: Darkstripe, Jayfeather and Scarletpaw, you've all done so well to get to the final 3. However, one of you is just seconds away from becoming the final evictee this season. After receiving the LEAST amount of votes to win Big Brother: ThunderClan, it's time to go... DARKSTRIPE!

Darkstripe: NUUUUUUUUUU! NOW I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO BUY TIGERSTAR!

Scarletpaw: Oh My StarClan... I'm in the final 2.

Jayfeather: Grumpeteh grump!

Big Brother: Darkstripe, you have been evicted. You have 10 seconds to leave the house.

(everyone heads towards the exit)

Darkstripe: I BEAT SORRELTAIL! WOOOOOOO!

Scarletpaw: Bye, Darkstripe! I'll never forget meeting you!

Jayfetaher: (waves paw) Grumpeteh!

(the doors open)

Darkstripe: I just hope Tigerstar will willingly live with me!

(Darkstripe exits)


(on stage)

Daisy: Please welcome the fifteenth and final evictee for the season, DARKSTRIPE!

(Darkstripe walks on to stage)

Darkstripe: Hello, Daisy!

Sorreltail: HA-HA! YOU DIDN'T WIN! SUCKED IN!

(a flying oven falls on Sorreltail)

Everyone: OWNED!

Daisy: Darkstripe, how do you feel about coming third?

Darkstripe: Well, I'm glad I beat Sorreltail, and I'm glad I got this far, which I never expected to do, but I wish I'd won! Then I would've had enough money to buy Tigerstar!

Tigerstar: What? (tries to back away)

Darkstripe: (gasp) Tigerstar! (jumps in to the audience and showers him with licks) I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU!

Brackenfur: That's not creepy at all...

Daisy: Darkstripe, we've got stuff to do.

Darkstripe: Oh, right. (junps back on to stage)

Daisy: Do you want to see the voting lines?

Darkstripe: Sure!

(Daisy crosses to the voting lines, they read:)

??? 38%

DARKSTRIPE 25%

??? 37%


Darkstripe: Awww! D:

Daisy: Oh, for finishing third, you get $5,000! (hands money)

Darkstripe: (grabs money) YAAAAAAAAAAAY! Is this enough to buy you, Tigerstar?

Tigerstar: No, I told you, $100,000 only!

Darkstripe: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Daisy: Now, who do you want to win?

Darkstripe: I'm going for Scarletpaw!

Daisy: Okay! Now, go and sit on the stools of loserness.

Darkstripe: Okay! (sits on stool)

Daisy: And so, we have our final 2. Who will win the show, Jayfeather or Scarletpaw? Come back after the break to find out!


(after the break)

Daisy: Welcome back! It's the moment of truth! Who will win Big Brother: ThunderClan Season 2? We're about to find out!

(Daisy crosses to the house)

Jayfeather: Grumpeh!

Scarletpaw: Daisy! Yay!

Daisy: Hello, final 2!  Would you like me to get straight in to it?

Jayfeather & Scarletpaw: Yes!

Daisy: Okay, here we go:

Jayfeather and Scarletpaw, you are the final 2. You've lasted 14 weeks and outlasted 15 other housemates to get to this point. For one of you, it's game over, but for the other, it's all about to pay off. One of you is about to be crowned the winner of Big Brother: ThunderClan Season 2. After receiving the MOST amount of votes to win Big Brother: ThunderClan, the winner is...

Scarletpaw: I'm so nervous!

Jayfeather: Grumpeteh!

Daisy: The winner is... JAYFEATHER!

(crowd cheers)

Scarletpaw: (gasp) Jayfeather, you won!

Jayfeather: Grumpeteh grumpeteh grump!

Big Brother: Congratulations, Jayfeather! You have won Big Brother: ThunderClan Season 2! But, now, it's time for you and Scarletpaw to exit the house. Scarletpaw, you will exit first, followed by Jayfeather.

(Scarletpaw and Jayfeather go to the exit)

(the doors open)

Scarletpaw: Well, I came second! Pretty good for a non-ThunderClan cat! Congrats, Jayfeather!

(Scarletpaw exits)

Jayfeather: Grumpeteh le grumpus grumpeteh!

(Jayfeather exits)


(on stage)

Daisy: Please welcome the RUNNER-UP of Big Brother: ThunderClan Season 2, SCARLETPAW!

(Scarletpaw walks on to stage)

Shoalfoot: SCARLETPAAAAAAAAW! (tacklehugs)

Scarletpaw: EEEEEEEE! SHOALFOOT! (hugs)

Daisy: Congratulations on coming second! 

Scarletpaw: Thanks! 

Daisy: Sit down!

Scarletpaw: Okay! (sits)

Daisy: Now, Scarletpaw, do you  want to see the voting lines before or after Jayfeather comes out?

Scarletpaw: I'll wait for him.

Daisy: Okay. Scarletpaw, how do you feel about coming second?

Scarletpaw: I'm honoured! I never thought I'd finish 10th, let alone second! Wow! It's such an amazing feeling!

Daisy: So, no hard feelings about losing to Jayfeather?

Scarletpaw: None at all! He deserves it!

Daisy: Okay, so, I guess you're wondering about your second place prize?

Scarletpaw: Yes?

Daisy: You win $10,000!

Scarletpaw: YAAAAAAAAY! (grabs)

Mistybrook: HEY! I WANNA BE FEATURED!

Producer: It's too late! Leave! 

Mistybrook: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

(Aquasplash and Splashpelt appear)

Scarletpaw: Uh-oh.

Aquasplash: (claps slowly) Congratulations, Scarletpaw. That should be me up there! You cost me my place in the game, all because you couldn't do what was fair and let Shoalfoot leave! I HATE YOU!

Splashcloud: You've wrogned us both and it's time to pay the price! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE! (knocks Scarletpaw over)

Scarletpaw: AAAAAAAAAH! HELP!

Aquasplash: Grab the money! Grab it!

Splashcloud: (grabs the money) RUN!

Ashfur: NOT SO FAST! 

Bluestar: You two are under arrest for assault and attempted robbery! (arrests them both)

Splashcloud: (is dragged away) NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Aquasplash: (is being dragged away) YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME! I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE! THAT MONEY IS MINE!

Scarletpaw: Well, that was abnormally quick...

Daisy: Scarletpaw, please sit down on the last stool of loserness while we bring Jayfeather out.

Scarletpaw: (grabs money and sits down)

Daisy: It's the moment you've been waiting for... Please welcome the WINNER of Big Brother: ThunderClan Season 2, JAYFEATHER!

(Jayfeather walks on to stage)

Hawkmask: EEEEEEEEE! JAYFEATHER! LOVE ME! 

Jayfeather: Grump! (licks Hawkmask's head)

Hawkmask: EEEEEEEEEEE!

Daisy: Jayfeather. congratulations on winning!

Jayfeather: Grumpeteh grump!

Thrushpelt: GO JAYFEATHER! 

Daisy: Sit down!

(Jayfeather sits down)

Daisy: Now, Scarletpaw and Jayfeather, for the final time this season, it's time to see the voting lines!

(Daisy crosses to the voting lines, they read:)

JAYFEATHER 38%

DARKSTRIPE 25%

SCARLETPAW 37%


Jayfeather: Grumpeh!

Scarletpaw: Wow!

Daisy: And Jayfeather, you get a prize:

Jayfeather: Grumpeteh?

Daisy: $250,000!

Jayfeather: GRUMPPPPPPPPPPP! (grabs money)

Sorreltail: (clears throat)

Jayfeather: Grumpus?

Sorreltail: Jayfeather? The money you owe?

Jayfeather: (shakes head)

Sorreltail: JAYFEATHER! GIVE IT TO ME NOW, OR I SWEAR I'LL-

(A giant loaf of bread crushes Sorreltail)

Everyone: OWNED!

Darkstripe: Jayfeather? Can I borrow $95,000 to buy Tigerstar?

Jayfeather: GRUMPEH! >:(

Darkstripe: Pleaaaaaase?

Jayfeather: GRUMPETEH GRUMPETEH GRUMP!

Hawkmask: Scarletpaw, where's that table that you slam annoying cats in to?

Scarletpaw: Right here. (points to table)

Hawkmask: (grabs Darkstripe by the tail)

Darkstripe: (screams)

Hawkmask: (slams) STOP (slams) TRYING (slams) TO (slams) STEAL (slams) MONEY (slams) FROM (slams) MY (slams) JAY-JAY! (slams)

Darkstripe: OWWWWWWW!

Daisy: (laughs) Well, folks, that's it for another season of Big Brother: ThunderClan! Guess what? We've been renewed for a THIRD season!  See you then! Goodnight, every cat!

Everyone: GOODNIGHT!


(after the show)

Daisy: (knocks on Dressing Room door) Producer? Are you in there? We need to talk.

Producer; Of course! Come in, Daisy!

(Daisy enters)

Producer: What is it?

Daisy: (sigh) Producer, I quit.

Producer: What?

Daisy: I said I quit. I want to become a contestant.

Producer: B-but... Why? Is it because I was rude to you?

Daisy: No! I've been thinking about it since halfway through Season 2, I want to feel the experience that they do! I'm sorry!

Producer: No... Daisy, you can't do this to me! 

(Daisy exits the dressing room)

Producer: DAISYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! D:

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