WEEK THREE, NOMINATIONS

Rule: Only TOMS can be nominated

Superpower Holder: Brambleclaw


Voice-over: Squirrelflight has just been evicted, and the housemates are taking it in different ways.

Brambleclaw: NOOOOO! MY SQUIRRA! I MISSES MY SQUIRRA! D: Let me out Big Brother I can't be without her!

(Brambleclaw is bashing in the door)

Brambleclaw: LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!

Hollyleaf: Brambleclaw? What's wrong?

Brambleclaw: (crying) I miss her so much! And it's only been about 10 minutes! (wailing) I want out! I can't stand not seeing her! LET ME OUT BIG BROTHER! (continues bashing on door)

Hollyleaf: Brableclaw, stop. Squirrelflight wouldn't want you acting like this! She'd want you to go as far as you could in the competition! Repeat after me: I will go as far as I can in this competition. I'm going to make Squirrelflight proud.

Brambleclaw: I will go as far as I in this competition. I am going to make Squirrelflight proud.

Hollyleaf: Say it again!

Brambleclaw: I will go as far as I in this competition. I am going to make Squirrelflight proud.

Hollyleaf: Louder!

Brambleclaw: I WILL GO AS FAR AS I CAN IN THIS COMPETITION. I AM GOING TO MAKE SQUIRRELFLIGHT PROUD!!!

Hollyleaf: YES! YOU DID IT BRAMBLECLAW! YOU DID IT!

Brambleclaw: WOOOOO!


(every other cat is in the lounge)

Brackenfur: Squirrelflight first evicted? Who would've though it?

Dovewing: I did!

Brackenfur: Dovewing, just because you hate me doesn't mean you have to disagree with everything I say.

Dovewing: Yes it-

Hazeltail: Dovewing, shut up. I'm getting tired of you.

Icecloud: I can't believe I'm still here!

Ferncloud: See? I told you it was going to happen!

Berrynose: I would've rathered Sandstorm go.

Sandstorm: Excuse me?

Berrynose: It's strategical, you're the best hunter and tree climber here, so if we were to have another challenge we might lose.

Cloudtail: We only lost because LIONBLAZE was too scared to climb up a tree!

Longtail: Yeah Lionblaze.

Ashfur: See? We should have sat Lionblaze out but would anybody listen to me? Noooooo! We had to sit me out just because I failed the hunting challenge!

Cloudtail: Ashfur, we're sorry.

Lionblaze: Oh go ahead and all nominate me! It's not my fault I'm scared of trees!

Icecloud: Stop being mean to Lionblaze! D:

Lionblaze: thankyou!


Big Brother: Housemates, once again it's time to nominate. Remember, only toms can be nominated. Before she left last night, Squirrelflight gave out a nomination superpower.

(everyone gasps)

Big Brother: Here she is, via video, to make the announcement.

Brambleclaw: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Squirrelflight: Hi everyone! As you know, I have a superpower to give out, and well, it's obvious who I'm giving it to. I give it to Brambleclaw!

Big Brother: Brambleclaw, you are the holder of tonight's superpower.

Brambleclaw: Really? No, I thought it was Berrynose.

Big Brother: You will be informed on what your superpower is when you nominate. Everyone, to the nominations room.


(in the nominations room)

Big Brother: Males will nominate first. Ashfur, to the chamber.

(Ashfur enters)

Big Brother: Ashfur, who do you nominate and why?

Ashfur: For 4 points, I nominate BRAMBLECLAW. He's always angry with me and won't let me talk to him. Plus, I'm sick of him moaning about Squirrelflight. Stupid tom.

Big Brother: Ashfur, do not call anyone stupid in the chamber. Accepted. You have 1 point left.

Ashfur: For 1 point I nominate CLOUDTAIL. He was so insistant on me sitting out of the challenge and he wouldn't listen when I said Lionblaze should sit out.

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

BRAMBLECLAW 4

CLOUDTAIL 1

Ashfur 0

Berrynose 0

Brackenfur 0

Lionblaze 0

Longtail 0


Big Brother: Berrynose, to the chamber.

(Berrynose enters)

Big Brother: Berrynose, who do you nominate and why.

Berrynose: For 3 points I nominate LIONBLAZE. He cost us the challenge, and there's no room for losers on Team Berrynose!

Big Brother. Accepted. You have 2 points left.

Berrynose: For my other 2 points I nominate CLOUDTAIL. He's made a number of comments about me being a kittypet and I don't like it!

Big Brother: Have you spoken to him!

Berrynose: Yes! I said "I don't like being called a kittypet!"

Big Brother: Accpeted.

Table:

BRAMBLECLAW 4

CLOUDTAIL 3

LIONBLAZE 3

Ashfur 0

Berrynose 0

Brackenfur 0

Longtail 0


Big Brother: Brackenfur, to the chamber.

(Brackenfur enters)

Big Brother: Brackenfur, nominate now.

Brackenfur: For 3 points, I nominate ASHFUR. Ashfur has spent his entire time in the house hating Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight, and I think it's a huge disrespect to all other cats that applied to go on here.

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left.

Brackenfur: *sigh* well, I can think of no other reason, but I nominate LONGTAIL, because he's always claiming that we aren't real, and I am real! D:

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

BRAMBLECLAW 4

ASHFUR 3

CLOUDTAIL 3

LIONBLAZE 3

Longtail 2

Berrynose 0

Brackenfur 0


Big Brother: Brambleclaw, to the chamber.

(Brambleclaw enters)

Big Brother: Brambleclaw, as you know, you hold tonight's superpower. Your power is, you have 10 points to nominate!

Brambleclaw: Oh Starclan....

Big Brother: Brambleclaw, you may divide them anyway you like, for any amount of housemates. If you wish, you may give one housemate 10 points.

Brambleclaw: As much as I'd love to, I'm not that mean. For 7 points, I nominate ASHFUR. He was so keen to get rid of Squirra last week, and he might do the same to me.

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 3 points left.

Brambleclaw: For 2 points, I nominate BRACKENFUR. He and Dovewing are making this house miserable, and since I can't nominate Dovewing, I have to nominate him.

Big Brother: Don't you think that's unfair to Brackenfur?

Brambleclaw: A little, yes, but I can't stand another week of them!

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left.

Brambleclaw: For one point, I nominate LONGTAIL. He spoiled Warriors for me! D: and he claims me and Squirra will break up, but that won't happen!

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

ASHFUR 10

BRAMBLECLAW 4

CLOUDTAIL 3

LIONBLAZE 3

LONGTAIL 3

Brackenfur 2

Berrynose 0


Big Brother: Cloudtail, to the chamber.

(Cloudtail enters)

Big Brother: Cloudtail, nominate now.

Cloudtail: For 3 points I nominate LIONBLAZE. He cost us the challenge, and I spent ages trying to get him off the ground.

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left.

Cloudtail: For 2 points I nominate BERRYNOSE, because he's so arrogant! By StarClan, I want to claw him!

Big Brother: Ferncloud already did that.

Cloudtail: Really? Ferncloud? The most loved queen of ThunderClan?

Big Brother: Yes, that one. Your nomination is accepted.

Cloudtail: Wow, I can't believe Ferncloud did that!

Table:

ASHFUR 10

LIONBLAZE 6

BRAMBLECLAW 4

Cloudtail 3

Longtail 3

Berrynose 2

Brackenfur 2


Big Brother: Lionblaze, to the chamber.

(Lionblaze enters)

Big Brother: Lionblaze, nominate now.

Lionblaze: For 3 points I nominate BERRYNOSE, arrogant furball! He's obsessed with winning, so he may nominate me.

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left.

Lionblaze: My last 2 go to CLOUDTAIL. He's very pushy at times, especially in the challenge the other day.

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

ASHFUR 10

LIONBLAZE 6

BERRYNOSE 5

CLOUDTAIL 5

Brambleclaw 4

Longtail 3

Brackenfur 2


Big Brother: Longtail, to the chamber.

(Longtail enters)

Big Brother: Longtail, nominate now.

Longtail: For 3 points, I be nominating LIONBLAZE. He cost us the challenge! Annoyance! D:

Big Brother: Your nomination be accepted. You be having 2 points left.

Longtail: You can't be saying your sentences like that! That be Longtail's idea! D:

Big Brother: Well, Big Brother be stealing it.

Longtail: NUUUUU! for 2 points, I be nominating BRACKENFUR. Out of all males in the (sneezes) in the house, I feel like I haven't bonded with him as much.

Big Brother: Your nomination be accepted.

Table:

ASHFUR 10

LIONBLAZE 9

BERRYNOSE 5

CLOUDTAIL 5

Brackenfur 4

Brambleclaw 4

Longtail 3


Big Brother: Females, it's time to nominate! Dovewing, to the chamber.

(Dovewing enters)

Big Brother: Dovewing, nominate now.

Dovewing: For 4 points I nominate BRACKENFUR. I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM!

Big Brother: Accepted. One point left.

Dovewing: For one point, I nominate LONGTAIL. He spoiled Warriors for me! D:

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

ASHFUR 10

LIONBLAZE 9

BRACKENFUR 8

Berrynose 5

Cloudtail 5

Brambleclaw 4

Longtail 4


Big Brother: Ferncloud, to the chamber.

(Ferncloud enters)

Big Brother: Ferncloud, nominate now.

Ferncloud: Say please

Big Brother: Please

Ferncloud: (purrs) that's better! For 3 points, may I please nominate LONGTAIL Big Brother? He has a habit of not telling me when I make offensive comments, and that upsets me.

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left.

Ferncloud: For 2 ponts, may I please nominate BRAMBLECLAW Big Brother? He may be after my brother to get revenge on Squirrelflight, and that is completely rude. I do not like rudeness.

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

ASHFUR 10

LIONBLAZE 9

BRACKENFUR 8

Longtail 7

Brambleclaw 6

Berrynose 5

Cloudtail 5


Big Brother: Hazeltail, to the chamber.

(Hazeltail enters)

Big Brother: Hazeltail, nominate now.

Hazeltail: For 4 points I nominate BRACKENFUR. The only way to get Dovewing to stop being so annoying is to get her or Brackenfur out, and I can't nominate Dovewing!

Big Brother: Accepted. One left!

Hazeltail: For one point I nominate LONGTAIL. He's gradually distancing himself further and further away from the group.

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

BRACKENFUR 12

ASHFUR 10

LIONBLAZE 9

Longtail 8

Brambleclaw 6

Berrynose 5

Cloudtail 5


Big Brother: Hollyleaf, to the chamber.

(Hollyleaf enters)

Big Brother: Hollyleaf, nominate now.

Hollyleaf: For 2 points, I nominate BRACKENFUR. He's making the house annoying with him and Dovewing, and me no likey.

Big Brother: Me accepty. You have 2 points remaining.

Hollyleaf: For 3 points, I nominate CLOUDTAIL. He's overly agressive and pushy at times.

Big Brother: I overly accept.

Table:

BRACKENFUR 14

ASHFUR 10

LIONBLAZE 9

Cloudtail 8

Longtail 8

Brambleclaw 6

Berrynose 5


Big Brother: Icecloud, to the chamber.

(Icecloud enters)

Big Brother: Icecloud, nominate now.

Icecloud: For 4 points I nominate LONGTAIL. He gets weirder and weirder by the day.

Big Brother: Accepted. One point left.

Icecloud: For one point I nominate LIONBLAZE. He seems to revolve around Hollyleaf and Brambleclaw and won't let me talk to him.

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

BRACKENFUR 14

LONGTAIL 12

LIONBLAZE 10

ASHFUR 10

Cloudtail 8

Brambleclaw 6

Berrynose 5


Big Brother: Sandstorm, to the chamber.

(Sandstorm enters)

Big Brother: Sandstorm, nominate now.

Sandstorm: For 3 points, I nominate LONGTAIL, purely because he distances himself from the group.

Big Brother: Accepted. You have two points left.

Sandstorm: For 2 points, with regret, I nominate LIONBLAZE. Lionblaze hasn't really involved himself in group discussions and I'm worried he'll form an alliance with Hollyleaf.

Big Brother: Accepted.

FINAL TABLE:

LONGTAIL 15

BRACKENFUR 14

LIONBLAZE 12

Ashfur 10

Cloudtail 8

Brambleclaw 6

Berrynose 5


Big Brother: Housemates, nominations are over. Return to the lounge.

(Housemates in the lounge)

Big Brother: Housemates, as you know, Brambleclaw was the superpower holder. His power was: He had 10 points to nominate however many housemates he wished.

(everyone gasps)

Big Brother: I will now reveal the housemates nominated and the number of nomination points they received, On 15 points, LONGTAIL.

Longtail: I expected that :p

Big Brother: On 14 points, BRACKENFUR

Dovewing: YES! :D (grinning from ear to ear)

Brackenfur: Dovewing! D:

Big Brother: And on 12 points, LIONBLAZE.

Lionblaze: I'm not surprised at all.

Big Brother: Longtail, Brackenfur, Lionblaze, at the end of this week, one of you WILL be evicted!

Dovewing: Please be Brackenfur, please be Brackenfur!

Everyone (but Dovewing): SHUT UP DOVEWING!


WEEK THREE, DAILY SHOW

Voice-over: The nominees have just been revealed, and the entire house is shocked at Brackenfur's nomination.

Sandstorm: I can't believe Brackenfur's up!

Hollyleaf: Well, if you ask me, this has Dovewing written all over it.

Ferncloud: Poor Brackenfur! *gasp* imagine if he was evicted at the end of the week!

Hazeltail: What's a week?

Ferncloud: A twoleg measurement of time, it's seven sunrises.

Hazeltail: Why can't they just say seven sunrises?

Ferncloud: Because twolegs are stupid dear

Hazeltail: You got that right!


(Longtail, Brackenfur and Lionblaze are in the lounge)

Longtail: I can't believe you got nominated Brackenfur!

Brackenfur: I was kind of expecting it, you know, with Dovewing being cranky and all.

Lionblaze: Speaking honestly, I think out of all of you, I deserve to go the most.

Brackenfur: No you don't! None of us deserve a place more than the other!

Longtail: That's right!

Dovewing: BRACKENFUR DESERVES TO GO!

Longtail: Don't listen in on our conversations

Lionblaze: Yeah, Dovewing.

Brackenfur: Dovewing, you are behaving like a kit. I said I'm sorry, GET OVER IT!

(Everyone else leaves so Brackenfur and Dovewing can have an epic confrontation)

Dovewing: Don't tell me to get over it! You really hurt me Brackenfur!

Brackenfur: And how many times do I need to say sorry!?

Dovewing: It's not good enough!

(Hollyleaf re-enters with a bucket of popcorn)

Hazeltail: Why are you sitting on the couch eating popcorn?

Hollyleaf: To watch the show!

Dovewing: I hope you get evicted!

Brackenfur: Well, I hope I do too, so I don't have to put up with you for another week!

Dovewing: I hate you so much!

(in Dovewing's rage, she knocks Hollyleaf's popcorn out of her paws and on to the floor)

Hollyleaf: My popcorn! D:

Brackenfur: Now look what you did!

Dovewing: Me? This is only happening because of you!

Brackenfur: Can you just drop it??? I'm over it, this house is over, I'm pretty sure the public is over it, why can't you just leave me alone!?

Dovewing: Shut up! Just shut up!

Brackenfur: This conversation is over!

Dovewing: And so is your time in the house!

(Dovewing and Brackenfur both leave angrily)

(Hollyleaf is on the floor looking down on her spilt popcorn and crying)

Brambleclaw: Hollyleaf? What's wrong?

Hollyleaf: (crying) such a terrible waste of deliciousness! D:

Brambleclaw: Dovewing!

Dovewing: WHAT!?

Brambleclaw: Say sorry to Hollyleaf!

Dovewing: No!

Brambleclaw: You will....

Dovewing: I won't!

(Cloudtail enters and jumps on Dovewing)

Cloudtail: You will say sorry, and you will make Hollyleaf a fresh bucket of popcorn, or I'll make popcorn out of you. Understand?

Dovewing: (sadly) Yes Cloudtail

Sandstorm: How do you do that to cats Cloudtail?

Cloudtail: I get really angry when cats don't listen, and everyone knows that

Sandstorm: (purrs) yes, of course we do.

Ferncloud: Someone should say sorry to Dovewing

Everyone: NO!!!

Hazeltail: I can't wait for next week so I can nominate Dovewing!

Hollyleaf: And I shall avenge my popcorn!


This is the end of the first Daily show! A very hot challenge awaits our housemates soon! Stay tuned!

WEEK THREE, CHALLENGE/DAILY SHOW

(Big Brother has called all housemates to the lounge. Berrynose finds a letter)

Ferncloud: What does it say?

Berrynose: Hold on! I have to get out my reading glasses!

Hazeltail: You wear glasses?

Sandstorm: What are glasses?

Berrynose: They help me see

Cloudtail: Hahaha! You have awful vision!

Berrynose: Cloudtail! D:

Brackenfur: Yeah Cloudtail, that was mean.

Cloudtail: Sor-ree

(Berrynose gets out his reading glasses and puts them on)

Longtail: Come on, come on!

Hollyleaf: Hurry up!

Berrynose: *clears throat* Dear housemates. It's time for your next challenge.

Hollyleaf: Yes! A chance to avenge my popcorn!

Dovewing: We're on the same team stupid!

Hollyleaf: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Berrynose: AS I was saying.... Unlike last time, this will be an individual challenge!

(everybody but Dovewing cheers)

Dovewing: WHAT! D:

Hollyleaf: YES! :D I SHALL AVENGE YOU, POPCORN!

Berrynose: And it's going to be a very hot challenge...

Icecloud: What do you mean!?!?!?

Lionblaze: Tell us! D:

Cloudtail: WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL BIG BROTHER!

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. All housemates, the challenge is about to start. Head outside!

(the housemates head outside. A green bowl, an orange bowl and a red bowl all full of chillies wait for them)

Hollyleaf: Chillies! Yes!

Lionblaze: Hollyleaf loves chillies!

Ferncloud: Oh StarClan... I hate chillies.

Berrynose: Big Brother, I can't participate!

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Berrynose, why not?

Berrynose: I have a very severe allergy to chillies!

Longtail: (flipping through every Warriors book there is) What? Erin Hunter never said that!

Hazeltail: No you don't!

Big Brother: Berrynose, play the challenge you sissy!

Cloudtail: HA HA! You got called a sissy!

Berrynose: I am not a sissy!

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Housemates, the challenge will go like this. One cat will start and pick an oponnent. Then the two cats will keep eating chilles untill one cat surrenders. The next cat will pick a new oponnent untill we have one cat left. The chilli that will be eaten will be determined by the spin of a wheel. If it lands on a green space, you eat a chilli from the green bowl and so on. Longtail, as you received the most nomination points, you will start. Pick your opponent.

Longtail: I choose.... Hazeltail!

Big Brother: Hazeltail, step forward.

(Hazeltail steps forward)

Big Brother: Let the challenge commence! Hazeltail, as you were chosen, you get to spin the wheel first.

(Hazeltail spins the wheel, it lands on a green space)

Hzeltail: (eats chilli) Oh! That's got a bite to it! Your turn Longy!

(Longtail spins the wheel, it lands on a red space)

Longtail: (falls to knees) OH WHEEL OF FATE, WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL??????

(Longtail eats chilli from the red bowl)

Longtail: GAAAAAAAAAAH! THAT BE HOT!

Big Brother: If you wish to give up, run over and ring the bell.

Longtail: What's a bell?

Big Brother: That massive thing

Longtail: ooooooooooooooooooh! Your turn Hazeltail!

(Hazeltail spins the wheel, it lands on a green space again.)

Longtail: Again?

Hazeltail: Oh YEAH! :D (eats chilli) Oh! That tastes good! Your turn again Longy!

Longtail: Please don't call me that... (spins wheel and it lands on another red space)

Longtail: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?

(everyone laughs)

Longtail: (eats chilli) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Please, please let the next one be a green space! Even an orange space! pleaaaaaaaaaaaase!

(Hazeltail spins the wheel and it lands on a green space)

Longtail: (getting annoyed) seriously?

(Hazeltail eats the chilli)

Hazeltail: They aren't even hot after the first few!

(Longtail spins the wheel, and it lands on, you guessed it, a red space)

Longtail: (angry) ALRIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH! (walks over and rings bell)

(everyone laughs)

Longtail: SHUT UP!

Big Brother: Hazeltail, congratulations. You have defeated Longtail

Longtail: Don't rub it in!

Big Brother: Who will your next opponent be?

Hazeltail: I choose... Brackenfur!

Big Brother: Brackenfur, step forward

(Brackenfur steps forward and spins the wheel. It lands on an orange space)

Brackenfur: (eats chilli) Ow! Hot!

Hazeltail: hehe! (spins wheel. It lands on green)

Brackenfur: Have you rigged this wheel?

Longtail: I bet she has!

Hazeltail: No! No I haven't!

(she eats the chilli)

(Brackenfur spins the wheel and it lands on orange)

Brackenfur: Yay? (eats chilli, doesn't even flinch)

(Hazeltail spins the wheel and it lands on red)

Longtail: Yes! Sucked in!

Hazeltail: Shut up! (eats chilli) OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

(Brackenfur spins the wheel. This time it lands on red)

Brackenfur: Red? What?

(Brackenfur eats chilli)

Brackenfur: D::::::::::::::::::::::: (runs over and rings bell)

Big Brother: Congratulations Hazeltail you have defeated Brackenfur. Who will your next oponnent be?

Hazeltail: I choose..Icecloud!

Icecloud: Um... Ok? (steps forward).

(Icecloud spins the wheel. It lands on orange,)

(Icecloud? eats chilli)

Icecloud: That wasn't so bad!

(Hazeltail spins the wheel, it lands on red)

Longtail: Ha! You're luck's running out!

(Hazeltail eats chilli)

Hazeltail: YEOOOOOW!!!!! (runs over and rings bell) I can't take it anymore! I ate too many!

Big Brother: Icecloud, you have defeated Hazeltail. Choose your next opponent

Icecloud: I choose... Ferncloud!

Ferncloud: Oh dear.

(Ferncloud spins the wheel)

Ferncloud: Please don't land on red, please don't land on red!

(the wheel lands on green)

Ferncloud: That's a good start!

(Ferncloud eats the chili)

Ferncloud: That hurts a little.

(Icecloud spins the wheel, it lands on red)

Icecloud: (eats chilli) OWWWWWWW!

Ferncloud: Are you okay?

Icecloud: *gasp* yes!

(Ferncloud spins the wheel, it lands on red)

Ferncloud: Oh StarClan... (eats chilli) GAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HOT!

Icecloud: Are you ok?

Ferncloud: I'm fine!

(Icecloud spins the wheel. It lands on orange)

Icecloud: Oh ok. (eats chilli) Ooh, that's nice!

(Ferncloud spins wheel, it lands on red)

Ferncloud: Really? (eats chilli)

Icecloud: Are you ok?

Ferncloud: ...

Icecloud: Ferncloud?

(Ferncloud is literally turning red)

Icecloud: Medicine Cat!

Ferncloud: No, I'm ok. *gasp*Icx

(Icecloud spins the wheel. It lands on red)

Icecloud: I probably deserved that :P

(Icecloud eats chiili)

Icecloud: I SWEAR ON STARCLAN THIS IS THE HOTTEST CHILLI I'VE EVER EATEN!!!!!!!!!

Ferncloud: (spins wheel. It lands on red again)

Ferncloud: (doesn't even attempt to eat chilli, walks over and rings bell)

Big Brother: Congratulations Icecloud, you have defeated Ferncloud. Pick your next oponnent,

Icecloud: I pick Berrynose!

Berrynose: But... I quit!

Big Brother: No you didn't Berrynose. Step forward

(Berrynose steps forward and spins the wheel. It lands on green)

Berrynose: (picks the tiniest, least hot chilli out of the green bowl and eats it) GAAAAAAAAAH! THIS IS REALLY REALLY HOT!!!!!!!!!!!! D: (runs over and rings bell)

Big Brother: Icecloud, pick your next oponnent

Icecloud: I pick Ashfur!

(by the magic of fan fics, it skips right to the end for an epic battle between Dovewing and Hollyleaf)

Dovewing: Give up Hollylef! I've beaten Cloudtail, Lionblaze, Sandstorm and Brambleclaw! And I'll beat you too!

Hollyleaf: No you won't! (spins wheel, it lands on red)

(Hollyleaf eats the chilli and doesn't even flinch)

Dovewing: But... What?

(Dovewing spins the wheel, it lands on red)

(Dovewing eats chilli)

Dovewing: Ow! Hot!

(Hollyleaf spins the wheel. It lands on red)

(Hollyleaf eats the chilli and twitches)

Dovewing: (twitches)

Lionblaze: (twitches)

Longtail: (breaks from laughing at Hazeltail losing and twitches)

Hazeltail: (twitches)

Ferncloud: (twitches)

Berrynose: (can't be bothered twitching, gets up and goes back inside)

Big Brother: BERRYNOSE, GET BACK HERE!

(Berrynose comes back)

Big Brother: Now we can go back to the challenge

Ashfur: But... I haven't twitched yet! D: (twitches)

Everyone else: (twitches)

Big Brother: Can we pleaaaaaase get back to the challenge!

Everyone: Yes!

Dovewing: Who's turn was it again?

Hollyleaf: Yours!

(Dovewing spins the wheel and it lands on red)

Dovewing: Is it gonna keep landing on red?

Tangle (that's me!): Of course it is! That way it will be more epic!

Dovewing: *shrugs* okay. (eats chilli) OWWWW! HOT!

(Dovewing farts)

(Everyone laughs)

Dovewing: *embarrased* Oops! Was that me?

(Hollyleaf spins the wheel and it lands on red)

Hollyleaf: (eats chilli) Okay, now they're getting hot!

Dovewing: What is it with you and chillies?

Hollyleaf: I've been eating them since I was a kit!

Longtail: (flips through every book since The Sight) But...!

Everyone but Longtail: PUT THOSE AWAY!

Longtail: No!

Berrynose: (grabs books and burns them)

All 4 Erin Hunters: Hey! Those took us ages to write!

Longtail: (dashes towards fire and tries to save books) NUUUUUUU! MY BOOKS! MY PRECIOUS BOOKS! MY KNOWLEDGE! WHY? WHY? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!? (crying)

Sandstorm: Now look what you did!

Berrynose: But... I didn't want to make you cry Longy! (about to start crying)

Cloudtail: Oh great... (picks up Longtail and Berrynose and puts them inside with a box of tissues)

Big Brother: BACKK TO THE CHALLENGE PLEASE! (really annoyed)

Dovewing and Hollyleaf: Okay, okay!

(Dovewing spins. It lands on red)

Dovewing: HOT! IT BE HOT!

Hollyleaf: Give up? (secretly hopes Dovewing will give up)

Dovewing: NO!

(Hollyleaf spins the wheel. It lands on red)

Hollyleaf: (eats chilli) Okay, now they're really getting hot!

(Dovewing spins the wheel. It lands on red)

Dovewing: Seriously? (eats chilli) GAAAAAAAAAAAH! (turns red, literally) GAAAAAAAAH! IT BE HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOOOOOOOOOOT! D:

Hollyleaf: Please give up?

Dovewing: (pants) NEVAAAAAA!

(Hollyleaf spins the wheel. It once again lands on red)

Hollyleaf: (eats chilli) GAAAAAAAAH! HOT! (turns red)

Brackenfur: Someone's gonna crack!

(Dovewing spins the wheel. You guessed it, red)

(Dovewing eats chilli)

Dovewing: (tries to scream but only creeping gasping/squeaking noises come up)

Hollyleaf: (about to burst) PLEASE GIVE UP!?

Dovewing: I... Can't... Take it! (rings bell)

Big Brother: Hollyleaf wins!

(everyone but Dovewing cheers)

Hollyleaf: I HAVE AVENGED YOU, POPCORN!

Spirit of Hollyleaf's Popcorn: Thankyou


WEEK THREE, EVICTION SHOW

Voice-over: Welcome to the LIVE EVICTION SHOW! Please welcome your host, DAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISYYYYYYYYYYYY!

(Daisy walks on to the stage wearing a really pretty $3,000 silver dress)

Daisy: Hello every cat and... WHO IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN PUT THIS ON ME!?

(tears dress to pieces)

Daisy: That's better! Hello every cat and welcome to the live eviction show! Longtail? Brackenfur? Lionblaze? Who will it be? Who will be the next cat evicted?

(crowd shouts unrecognisable response)

Daisy: O.....kay! That clears things up a lot! Let's look at the voting lines shall we? Hmm?

Crowd: YEEEEEEEES! :D

(Daisy crosses to the voting lines, they read:)

??? 23%

??? 28%

??? 49%


Daisy: Someone's definitely safe unless the producers decide to tamper with the voting lines to keep (long bleep) in the house! Hey, why did you guys beep me?

Producer: Daisy! Another word and you're fired!

Daisy: As I was saying, someone's definitely safe, but it's very close between the other two! Voting lines close at the end of this break, but here are the numbers you need to save your favourite cat!

Voiceover: To save LONGTAIL call 1902 55 71 12! Or SMS LONGTAIL to 161 661.

To Save BRACKENFUR call 1902 55 71 03! Or SMS BRACKENFUR to 161 661

To save LIONBLAZE call 1902 55 71 11! Or SMS LIONBLAZE to 161 661.


Daisy: Soon, one of these three lovely little kitties will be evicted. And after that I have a little secret to share with you all.... We'll be back right after the break!


Daisy: We're back from the commercial! Voting lines are now closed!

(someone gets out their phone)

Daisy: PUT THAT AWAY!

(they put back their phone)

Daisy: Anyway, who wants to know what my secret is?

Crowd: TELL US! TELL US NOOOOOOOOOW! D:

Daisy: Not yet. We're going to save a cat first!

Crowd: Awwwwwwww!!!!!!

Daisy: Let's cross to the house to put one cat out of trouble.

(Daisy crosses to the house)

Daisy: Heeeeeeeeeeey, sexy Housemates!

Housemates: Op op op op oppa Daisy style!

Brackenfur: Hey! That's my thing! D:

Daisy: Hehe! Who wants to know why I'm here?

Hollyleaf: Me! Me! Ooh! Ohh Me! I wanna! I wanna know!

Daisy: (puurs) I'm here to save one cat. Longtail, Lionblaze, Brackenfur, are you ready?

Longtail Lionblaze & Brackenfur: Yes!

Daisy: One of you is about to be safe. The cat with the most votes to save and the cat that is definitely staying for another week is...

(all cats wait eagerly)

Daisy: ... LIONBLAZE!

Hollyleaf: Yes! You're safe! GO BLAZEY! GO BLAZEY! GO BLAZEY! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

Lionblaze: My birthday was yesterday.

Hollyleaf: It was? o.O

Lionblaze: *gasp* YOU FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY!? D:

Hollyleaf: I'm sorry! I got so caught up in the chilli challenge I forgot. So did Tangle!

Tangle: My bad!

Daisy: Okay housemates, I'm going to come back shortly...

Housemates: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! TELL US WHO GETS VOTED OFF!

Daisy: All in good time, my friends.....


Daisy: Hehe don't you love seeing them so nervous?? I sure do! And now it's time for the revelation of my big secret. Tomorrow, we're having an INTRUDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :D

Daisy: Do you wanna know who it is?

Crowd: YES! TELL US NOW!

Daisy: I will tomorrow during nominations!

Crowd: WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US!? D:

Daisy: Cause the producers paid me!

Producer: Daisy! You're a mouse-tail away from being fired!

Daisy: We'll be right back after the break, where one cat WILL be evicted! Stay tuned!


Daisy: Hi every cat! We're (sneezes) we're back! Oh StarClan that was embarrasing.... One cat is about to be evicted! Let's cross live to the house to see who that cat will be!

(Daisy crosses to the house)

Daisy: Hi housemates!

Brackenfur & Longtail: WHO'S BEING VOTED OFF! TELL US!

Daisy: Okay okay sheesh!

Brackenfur & Longtail: Yaaaaaaaay!

Daisy: (eyes cloud) Brackenfur, Longtail, it's that time again. One of you is seconds away from being evicted from Big Brother: ThunderClan. After receiving the least amount of votes to save, it's time to go...

Dovewing: Please be Brackenfur, please be Brackenfur

Daisy: It's time to go... LONGTAIL!

(every cat gets up off the couch)

Longtail: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??? D: Wait a minute... I can get all my books back! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy! :D

(runs towards the exit like a mad man... or cat)

Big Brother: Longtail you have been evicted. You have 10 seconds to leave the house...

(doors open)

Ferncloud: Bye Longtail!

Icecloud: We'll miss you!

Hazeltail: I'll give you a chilli rematch any time you want!

Longtail: Bye you guys!

(steps through the doors)

Berrynose: SORRY I BURNED YOUR BOOKS!

(Longtail exits)


Daisy: Please welcome, evictee number two, LONGTAIL!

(Longtail walks on to the stage. For some reason there is a massive wheelbarrow with a cloth over it)

Longtail: Hi Daisy! (spots wheelbarrow) what's that?

Daisy: I'll tell you later, Longy. Take a seat!

(they sit down)

Daisy: Longtail, do you want to see the voting lines?

Longtail: Do I have to?

Daisy: Yes you do....

(the voting lines come on. They read:)

LONGTAIL? 23%

BRACKENFUR? 28%

LIONBLAZE? 49%


Longtail: Woo! Okay!

Daisy: Longtail, I have a little something to tell you...

Longtail: Yes?

Daisy: Tomorrow, something was going to happen in the house!

Longtail: What was it? (shakes Daisy violently) tell me now!

Daisy: There was going to be an intruder!

Longtail: Who?

Daisy: (whispers name)

Longtail: OOOooooooooooooh!

Daisy: And you also have a superpower to give out! Who are you giving it to?

Longtail: Well.... I can't give it to Hazeltail, Icecloud, Ferncloud or Berrynose cause they all annoyed me in the house... You know what? I'mma give it to Dovewing!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Daisy: Now, Longtail, do you want to know what's in the wheelbarrow?

Longtail: Yes!

(Daisy pulls the cloth down, revealing copies of all Longtail's books)

Longtail: My books! I love you Daisy!

Daisy: I have a mate!

(Longtail dives headfirst in to the wheelbarrow and gets a massive paper cut on his face)

Longtail: Oooooooooooow! D:

Daisy: Medicine cat!

Jayfeather: I can't be bothered! Here Longtail have some bandaids!

(Jayfeather throws a box of bandaids? to Longtail. The box hits him in the eye)

Longtail: OOOOOOOOOOW!

Daisy: Jayfeather! Get out here!

Jayfeather: Okay, okay! (walks out) Longtail, I'ma put these bandaids on you. We're gonna use the whole box okay?

Longtail: But Jayfeather...

Jayfeather: Shut up, no arguments

(Jayfeather applies all the bandaids)

Jayfeather: That's better!

(Longtail's face puffs up to the size of a watermelon)

Jayfeather: What in the name of StarClan?

Longtail: I'm allergic to band-aids!

Daisy: Okay, that's all we have time for! Longtail has just been evicted and is going to the vet! Good night every cat!

Longtail: Daisy... If I don't make it out of this, tell my books I love them!


Who's the intruder going to be? What is Dovewing's superpower? What will she do with it? Find out in Big Brother: ThunderClan (Week Four)!

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