bWEEK FOUR, NOMINATIONS/INTRUDER SPECIAL

Rules:

  • Intruder cannot be nominated or nominate
  • Nominations must be for strategy only

Superpower Holder: Dovewing


Voice-over: Welcome to the live INTRUDER SPECIAL! Please welcome your host, DAIIIIIIIIIIIISYYYYYY!

(Daisy walks on to the stage)

Daisy: Hello, every cat and welcome to the nominations and intruder special night!

(crowd cheers)

Daisy: Tonight, we'll be meeting the intruder! But first, let's cross to the house to see how the housemates are dealing with Longtail's eviction!

(Daisy crosses to the house)

Berrynose: I hope Longtail got his books back!

Icecloud: It's gonna be so different without him!

Ashfur: (sarcastically) *gasp* no one to question our existance! Oh, my life is at an end!

Ferncloud: Shut up Ashfur

(Everyone is shocked)

Cloudtail: Ferncloud said something bad about someone!

Sandstorm: I don't believe it!

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. All housemates to the lounge.

(everyone enters the lounge)

Big Brother: Housemates, it's time to nominate again. This week, all cats may be nominated.

Hollyleaf: YES!

Big Brother: Hollyleaf, be quiet!

Holyleaf: Ok! (shrinks in couch)

Big Brother: However, nominations must be for strategy only.

Hollyleaf: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????????????????????? D:

Big Brother: Cause I said so, Nominations will commence shortly....


Daisy: Hehe! Poor Hollyleaf! Now, it's time to finally meet the intruder. Here he is.... WHITESTORM!

(Whitestorm walks on to the stage calmy and politely)

Whitestorm: Good evening to you Daisy.

Daisy: So this is Whitestorm?

Whitestorm: It most certainly is

Daisy: (like a crazy fangirl) AAAAAAAAAH! (hugs Whitestorm) I've heard so much about you!

Whitestorm: (backing away) That's nice....

Daisy: You gonna enter the house? Or are you gonna stay with me? (blinks sweetly)

Whitestorm: Uh... I think I might, uh... (dashes like madman through doors)

Daisy: NOOOOOOOOOOO! COME BACK! D: Let's see how the other housemates react to Whitestorm's entrance!

(cross to the house again)

Berrynose: Why do you think nominations are taking so long?

Hollyleaf: Yeah, what's taking him so long?

(sirens blare)

Everyone: WHAT WAS THAT?????

Big Brother: INTRUDER! INTRUDER! INTRUDER!

(All cats dash towards the exit, flatten their ears and bush out their fur)

(Whitestorm enters)

Sandstorm: Whitestorm! :D

Whitestorm: Hello, Sandstorm.

Berrynose: Oh great! More competition!

Whitestorm: (shakes head sadly) I see you still have a lot to learn youngster....

Berrynose: What?

(everyone else shares their greetings with Whitestorm)

Big Brother: All housemates, to the lounge,

(they all enter)

Big Brother: Housemates, nominations will start now. There is one more rule however, as he has just entered the house, Whitestorm CANNOT nominate or be nominated! And, Longtail gave out a superpower last night. Here he is via video to reveal it to you.

Longtail: Hi housemates! As you know, I had a superpower, and I have decided to give it to Dovewing!

Dovewing: Yes! (gives Brackenfur evil glare)

Brackenfur: (falls to knees) WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL, LONGTAIL!?

Big Brother: Everyone, to the nominations room.

(everyone enters)

Big Brother: We will go in alphabetical order. Ashfur, to the chamber.

(Ashfur enters)

Big Brother: Ashfur, you have 5 points to nominate 2 housemates. The nomination must be for strategy. Nominate now.

Ashfur: For 3 points, I nominate HOLLYLEAF. She's really good at challenges and an epic hunter. If we were to have another challenge, she'd kick my tail.

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left.

Ashfur: My other 2 go to BRAMBLECLAW. The house loves him, and I'm worried if it came down to me or him, I'd be the one to lose.

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

HOLLYLEAF 3

BRAMBLECLAW 2

Ashfur? 0

Berrynose 0

Brackenfur? 0

Cloudtail? 0

Dovewing? 0

Ferncloud? 0

Hazeltail? 0

Icecloud? 0

Lionblaze? 0

Sandstorm? 0


Big Brother: Berrynose, to the chamber

(Berrynose enters).

Big Brother: Berrynose, you have 5 points to nominate 2 housemates. The nomination must be for strategy. Nominate now.

Berrynose: For 4 points, I nominate FERNCLOUD. She's loved by everyone inside and outside the house.

Big Brother: Accepted. You have one point left.

Berrynose: That point goes to SANDSTORM. She kicks my tail in challenges.

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

FERNCLOUD 4

HOLLYLEAF 3

BRAMBLECLAW 2

Sandstorm 1

Ashfur 0

Berrynose 0

Brackenfur 0

Cloudtail 0

Dovewing 0

Hazeltail 0

Icecloud 0

Lionblaze 0


Big Brother: Brackenfur, to the chamber

(Brackenfur enters)

Big Brother: Brackenfur, you have 5 points to nominate 2 housemates. The nomination must be for strategy. Nominate now.

Brackenfur: For 3 points, I nominate BRAMBLECLAW. The main reason is he's loved by everyone, including me, and he's gonna win I think.

Big Brother: I thought you loved Sorreltail?

Brackenfur: That's not important!

Sorreltail: (watching from camp) D:

Big Brother: You have 2 points left.

Brackenfur: For 2 points I nominate FERNCLOUD. Mainly for the same reason as Brambleclaw.

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

FERNCLOUD 6

BRAMBLECLAW 5

HOLLYLEAF 3

Sandstorm 1

Ashfur 0

Berrynose 0

Brackenfur 0

Cloudtail 0

Dovewing 0

Hazeltail 0

Icecloud 0

Lionblaze 0


Big Brother: Brambleclaw. to the chamber

(Brambleclaw enters)

Big Brother: Brambleclaw, you have 5 points to nominate 2 housemates. The nomination must be for strategy. Nominate now.

Brambleclaw: For 4 points, I nominate BRACKENFUR. Everyone's taking his side with the Dovewing thing, and I believe that will work to his advantage in the long tun.

Big Brother: Accepted. You have one point left.

Brambleclaw: One point to ASHFUR. I believe he's after me because of the whole Squirrelflight thing.

Big Brother: Accepted

Table:

FERNCLOUD 6

BRAMBLECLAW 5

BRACKENFUR 4

Hollyleaf 3

Ashfur 1

Sandstorm 1

Berrynose 0

Cloudtail 0

Dovewing 0

Hazeltail 0

Icecloud 0

Lionblaze 0


Big Brother: Cloudtail, to the chamber

(Cloudtail enters)

Big BrotherL Cloudtail, you have 5 points to nominate 2 housemates. The nomination must be for strategy. Nominate now.

Cloudtail: As much as I hate this, for 3 points I nominate FERNCLOUD. I love her, the house loves her, the public loves her, so if it were down to me or her, I'd be deader than fresh-kill.

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points remaining.

Big Brother: The last 2 go to BERRYNOSE. Berrynose and I have been enemies since we've been in the house, and I fear he may nominate me tonight.

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

FERNCLOUD 9

BRAMBLECLAW 5

BRACKENFUR 4

Hollyleaf 3

Berrynose 2

Ashfur 1

Sandstorm 1

Cloudtail 0

Dovewing 0

Hazeltail 0

Icecloud 0

Lionblaze 0


Big Brother: Dovewing, to the chamber.

(Dovewing enters)

Big Brother: Dovewing, as you know, you are the holder of tonight's superpower. Your power is... You don't have to nominate for strategy!

Dovewing: YES! For 4 points I nominate BRACKENFUR. You know why.

Big Brother: Yes I do. Accepted. You have one point left.

Dovewing: That goes to HAZELTAIL. She's always rude to me.

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

FERNCLOUD 9

BRACKENFUR 8

BRAMBLECLAW 5

Hollyleaf 3

Berrynose 2

Ashfur 1

Hazeltail 1

Sandstorm 1

Cloudtail 0

Dovewing 0

Icecloud 0

Lionblaze 0


Big Brother: Ferncloud, to the chamber

(Ferncloud enters)

Big Brother: Ferncloud, you have 5 points to nominate 2 housemates. The nomination must be for strategy. Nominate now.

Ferncloud: For 3 points, I nominate HAZELTAIL. She's been flying under the radar the whole competition and I think she may go on to win.

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left.

Ferncloud: They go to SANDSTORM. I believe she's my main rival in the house because a lot of cats respect her.

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

FERNCLOUD 9

BRACKENFUR 8

BRAMBLECLAW 5

Hazeltail 4

Hollyleaf 3

Sandstorm 3

Berrynose 2

Ashfur 1

Cloudtail 0

Dovewing 0

Icecloud 0

Lionblaze 0


Big Brother: Hazeltail, to the chamber

(Hazeltail enters)

Big Brother: Hazeltail, you have 5 points to nominate 2 housemates. The nomination must be for strategy. Nominate now.

Hazeltail: For 3 points I nominate BRACKENFUR. Everyone's siding with him over the whole Dovewing mess, and that's gonna give him an advantage.

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left.

Hazeltail: For 2 points, I nominate HOLLYLEAF. She performs strongly at challenges, and if we were to have a challenge for invincibility, I feel she may outlast me.

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

BRACKENFUR 11

FERNCLOUD 9

BRAMBLECLAW 5

HOLLYLEAF 5

Hazeltail 4

Sandstorm 3

Berrynose 2

Ashfur 1

Cloudtail 0

Dovewing 0

Icecloud 0

Lionblaze 0


Big Brother: Hollyleaf, to the chamber.

(Hollyleaf enters)

Big Brother: Hollyleaf, you have 5 points to nominate 2 housemates. The nomination must be for strategy. Nominate now.

Hollyleaf: For 3 points, I nominate ASHFUR. He may be after me, and I'm scared! D:

Big Brother: Accepted. 2 points left.

Hollyleaf: For 2 points, I nominate HAZELTAIL. She's a threat to me because she's flying under the radar, so to say.

Big Brother: Accepted,

Table:

BRACKENFUR 11

FERNCLOUD 9

HAZELTAIL 6

Brambleclaw 5

Hollyleaf 5

Ashfur 3

Sandstorm 3

Berrynose 2

Cloudtail 0

Dovewing 0

Icecloud 0

Lionblaze 0


Big Brother: Icecloud, to the chamber.

(Icecloud enters)

Big Brother: Icecloud, you have 5 points to nominate 2 housemates. The nomination must be for strategy. Nominate now.

Icecloud: For 4 points I nominate BRAMBLECLAW/ He's a big threat in this competition, and if I was able to make it far, I think he would beat me.

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point remaining.

Icecloud: For 1 point I nominate LIONBLAZE. He's definitely after Ashfur and Ashfur is one of my keys to surviving in this house.

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

BRACKENFUR 11

BRAMBLECLAW 9

FERNCLOUD 9

Hazeltail 6

Hollyleaf 5

Ashfur 3

Sandstorm 3

Berrynose 2

Lionblaze 1

Cloudtail 0

Dovewing 0

Icecloud 0


Big Brother: Lionblaze, to the chamber.

(Lionblaze enters)

Big Brother: Lionblaze, you have 5 points to nominate 2 housemates. The nomination must be for strategy. Nominate now.

Lionblaze: For 4 points I nominate ASHFUR. Ashfur is after me as revenge for Squirrelflight I believe because he knows Brambleclaw is close to me.

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left.

Lionblaze: For 1 point I nominate FERNCLOUD. I love her to pieces, but she really is a strong threat in the competition. Let's face it, who's going to nominate ThunderClan's most loved queen?

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

BRACKENFUR 11

FERNCLOUD 10

BRAMBLECLAW 9

Ashfur 7

Hazeltail 6

Hollyleaf 5

Sandstorm 3

Berrynose 2

Lionblaze 1

Cloudtail 0

Dovewing 0

Icecloud 0


Big Brother: Sandstorm, to the chamber

(Sandstorm enters)

Big Brother: Sandstorm, you have 5 points to nominate 2 housemates. The nomination must be for strategy. Nominate now.

Sandstorm: For 3 points, I nominate HOLLYLEAF. She performs very strongly in challenges and if there were an eviction challenge, I fear she would beat me.

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left.

Sandstorm: For 2 points I nominate HAZELTAIL. She's very quiet and I believe she's doing this to further herself in the game and not incur nomination points.

Big Brother: Accepted. Nominations are over, all housemates to the lounge.

FINAL TABLE:

BRACKENFUR 11

FERNCLOUD 10

BRAMBLECLAW 9

Hollyleaf 8

Hazeltail 8

Ashfur 7

Sandstorm 3

Berrynose 2

Lionblaze 1

Cloudtail 0

Dovewing 0

Icecloud 0


(All housemates are in the lounge)

Big Brother: Housemates, Big Brother will now reveal the housemates nominated and the number of points they received. But first, as you know, Dovewing was the holder of tonight's superpower. Her power was she did not have to nominate for strategy.

Brackenfur: Aaaaaaand I'm screwed.

Big Brother: The housemates up for eviction are: On 11 points, BRACKENFUR

Brackenfur: Told you!

Big Brother: On 10 points, FERNCLOUD

Everyone: What? D:

Ferncloud: I knew this was going to happen

Big Brother: And on 9 points, BRAMBLECLAW.

Brambleclaw: Me? Loveable me? You nominated me? Wait, that means I can go home to Squirra! YES! :D

Big Brother: Brackenfur, Ferncloud, Brambleclaw, at the end of the week, one of you will be evicted. That is all....

Dovewing: Please be Brackenfur, please be Brackenfur!


WEEK FOUR, DAILY SHOW

Voice-over: It's Whitestorm's first full day in the house, and he seems to be settling in well!

Whitestorm: So you guys have to go through nominations every week?

Sandstorm: Yes it sucks!

Dovewing: No it doesn't! I always look forward to nominating Brackenfur!

Whitestorm: What's your problem with Brackenfur?

Hazeltail: *groans* Didn't you see the first three weeks?

Whitestorm: *confused* No? What happened?

Hazeltail: Well, in the first day we set out sleeping arrangements, and then Dovewing got really attatched to Brackenfur, and he wasn't liking it so he talked to Sandstorm, and Dovewing chucked a wobbly, and that's it.

Whitestorm: (turns to Dovewing) over that? Really?

Dovewing: Yes really you stupid tom!

Whitestorm: (swipes Dovewing so hard she falls off the couch)

Dovewing: Ow my paw!

Hazeltail: (cracking herself laughing)

Dovewing: It's not funny!

Hazeltail: (still laughing) Yes. It is actually! Hehehehehehehe!

Dovewing: I'm getting really annoyed now!

Hollyleaf: Hey Dovewing remember when you farted in the chilli challenge?

Whitestorm: (starting to laugh) She did what?

Hazeltail: (falls in to fresh bout of laughter and gets the hiccups)

Hazeltail: Oh. StarClan.

Ferncloud: Are you okay?

Hollyleaf: Are you dying? D:

Hazeltail: No, I've. got the hic. hiccups!

Liuonblaze: Medicine cat!

(Jayfeather appears)

Jayfeather: I was napping! What's the problem?

Whitestorm: Wow, you really are as grumpy as Lionblaze says...

Jayfeather: I'm going to pretend I did not hear that! Now what's the problem?

Ferncloud: Hazeltail has the hiccups!

Jayfeather: (purrs with amusement)

Hazeltail: Hey! It's not fu- funny!

Jayfeather: Okay Hazeltail, I'm gonna have to rub your belly with my paw...

Hazeltail: (screams)

Hazeltail: Hey my hiccups are gone! Thanks Jayfeather

Jayfeather: Uh... that's ok... (Jayfeather is totally confused as he did not mean to do that at all)

Hollyleaf: Now that that's over, let's talk about nominations!

Hazeltail: Well it was obvious Brackenfur was gonna be up, I mean, Dovewing had the superpower!

Whitestorm: But that only adds to 4, who else would nominate him?

Berrynose: (enters the room) well it was not me!

Sandstorm: Who said it was?

Dovewing: I can hear everything you're saying!

Whitestorm: How does she have such good hearing?

Berrynose: Didn't you read Omen of the Stars?

Whitestorm: No. I was dead, remember?

Berrynose: Oh yeah you were.... Who are you again?

Sandstorm: (facepaw)

Whitestorm: I am Whitestorm young tom, I was Firestar's first deputy!

Berrynose: Wow, you're old!

Hazeltail: (giggles)

Ferncloud: (cuffs them both) Don't be so rude! Whitestorm was epic! We apprentices loved him.

Hollyleaf: Wait, what? Don't you love Dustpelt?

Ferncloud: No, not like that! We loved him because he was the most famous warrior in the Clan!

Whitestorm: (blushes) That's over-exaggerating a bit

(Brackenfur and Brambleclaw enter)

Brambleclaw: What are you guys talking about?

Berrynose: Nominations

Brackenfur: (groans) Don't remind me!

Sandstorm: Isnt this like the second week in a row?

Berrynose: Dovewing must have powerful influences!

Hazeltail: Some people may have nominated him because they were getting sick of the whole him and Dovewing thing.

Hollyleaf: We couldn't, remember? It was strategy week

Hazeltail: Oh.... (desperately trying to hide the fact she nominated Brackenfur)

Brackenfur: So who nominated me then?

Dovewing: Hazeltail did!

Hazeltail: Why you....

Dovewing: Look it's all over her face!

Brackenfur: But... Hazeltail, why?

Hazeltail: Shut up! (runs to bedroom)

Brambleclaw: Now look what you did!

Berrynose: And exactly how many times has that line been used in four weeks?

Brambleclaw: I don't know, I think it's about 6 or something.

Ferncloud: We really should stop saying that.

Ashfur: Saying what?

Ferncloud: Now look what you did!

Berrynose: Ha! You said it!!

Ferncloud: Oh (bleep)

Everyone: (gasps)

Big Brother: Ferncloud, if you swear again, you'll go to the Doghouse!

Ferncloud: (gasps) Not the (bleep) Doghouse!

Big Brother: That's it, Ferncloud, to the Doghouse!

Ferncloud: (gasps)

(Everyone runs over to see)

(zooms in to the Doghouse, where a picture of Dustpelt is hanging on the walll with a box of matches)

Ferncloud: Ooh, matches! pweeeeeeeeeeety! (grabs matches and plays with them) I LOVE MATCHES SO MUCH! HEHEHEHEHEHE! Wait, what's this picture doing here?

Cloudtail: Does she normally act like that?

Icecloud: She loves matches. I got her some for her birthday, she used the entire box in about a sunrise!

Cloudtail: Wow, she loves matches.

Hollyleaf: How do we know about birthdays again?

Icecloud: No idea, but still!

Big Brother: Ferncloud, I suppose you're wondering what your punishment is?

Ferncloud: Does a mouse taste delicious?

Big Brother: I dunno, does it?

Ferncloud: Of course it does! (mutters under breath) idiot twoleg...

Big Brother: Ferncloud, you have to burn that picture of Dustpelt.

Ferncloud: Noooooo! I won't!

Big Brother: If you don't do it, both Icecloud and Ashfur will get evicted, and they won't be able to get on the show again!

Ashfur: Don't you dare Ferncloud!

Ferncloud: Ok, ok! (strikes match and burns picture of Dustpelt)

Ferncloud: I BE SORRY! D: Ooooooh matches! :D (spends ages playing with matches)

Big Brother: Ferncloud, you may leave now.

Ferncloud: Can I take the matches?

Big Brother: No.

Ferncloud: Pleaaaaaaase?

Big Brother: NO!

Ferncloud: (grabs matches and runs)

Big Brother: Ferncloud, put those back!

Ferncloud: No! I love them more than Dustpelt! And I really love Dustpelt!

(Ferncloud runs in to the yard and starts playing with matches)

Ferncloud: (singing) Matches, matches, I really love matches. Matches, they make me happy, matches are my love! (sets fire to own paw) OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH! D:

Brackenfur: Oooooh! That's gotta hurt!

Ferncloud: (running around screaming like a mad man. Or woman. Or cat)

Ferncloud: It's burning! It's burning! (jumps in to pool and is soaking wet)

Ferncloud: Well that was a bad idea...


WEEK FOUR, CHALLENGE

Voice-over: The housemates are having a nice breakfast of squirrel pancakes and mouse on toast.

Brackenfur: This is a good breakfast! Thanks Big Brother

Whitestorm: Whoever thought of squirrel pancakes needs to clawed.... (shudders) those are gross!

Cloudtail: (destroying a pile of 10 squirrel pancakes) What? Those are yummy!

Sandstorm: (holding a bottle of tomato sauce) Have you tried mouse on toast smeared in this bird blood? Mmmmm! Best thing I've ever tasted!

Ashfur: Um. Sandstorm, that's not bird blood.....

Sandstorm: (shocked) What is it then?

Lionblaze: It's tomato sauce!

Ashfur: And you know this how?

Lionblaze: Never mind!

Sandstorm: What's tomato sauce?

Lionblaze: Twoleg food

Cloudtail: Hold on! (gets video camera and presses record)

Sandstorm: (gasps and drops bottle) I've been eating TWOLEG FOOD?

(Sandstorm runs outside and vomits in the pool)

Cloudtail: (to Hollyleaf) push her in the pool!

(Hollyleaf pushes her in the pool and Sandstorm lands head first in her own vomit)

Sandstorm: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!

Cloudtail: (presses stop) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is the funniest thing I've ever seen! I'm so sending this to Firestar!

Sandstorm: Don't you dare.

Cloudtail: And he's gonna upload it to Cat tube!

Sandstorm: Cloudtail, nooooooo!

Cloudtail: (gets out laptop)

Sandstorm: Noooooo! You know Firestar has 6,000,000 channel views! He uploads any video he receives! Don't do this to me! I'll be humiliated!

Cloudtail: (presses send) Too late!

Sandstorm: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!


Five Hours Later:

(the housemates are getting ready for bed)

Brackenfur: (yawns) I am soooooo tired! How's your paw Ferncloud?

(Ferncloud's paw is wrapped in a bandage)

Ferncloud: It's all good! Big Brother told me the bandage can come off now! (unravels bandage)

Hollyleaf: (squeals)

Cloudtail: My eyes! They are burning! D:

Icecloud: Ew! Ferncloud cover that back up!

Ferncloud: (hurt eyes) Is it really that bad?

(looks at paw; it is perfectly fine)

Hazeltail: Fooled you!

Ferncloud: That was mean

Berrynose: I'm going to bed now, goodnight!

Big Brother: Housemates, don't go to sleep.

Berrynose: What? D:

Big Brother: This week's challenge is a survival of the fittest. Whoever stays up the longest is the winner

Berrynose: That's fine! I'm not tired at... (falls asleep)

Cloudtail: Ha! You're out! (falls asleep too)

Big Brother: After 5 seconds, Cloudtail and Berrynose are both out. Let's continue!


(Hazeltail is in the kitchen making coffee)

Hollyleaf: What are you doing?

Hazeltail: Making coffee so I can stay up

Hollyleaf: Hey, that's cheating!

Lionblaze: (whiny voice) Big Brotheeeeeeeer! Hazeltail's making coffee!

Big Brother: Hazeltail, if you make coffee you'll be disqualified!

Hazeltail: Oh fine then! (tips coffee down the sink)

Whitestorm: (gasp) such a terrible waste of delicious coffee! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (frantically tries to drink coffee going down the sink)

Hollyleaf: Someone loves coffee!

Whitestorm: Of course I do! If I don't have a least 3 cups a day I pass out! (falls asleep)

Lionblaze: Whitestorm's out!

(cats still in: Ashfur, Brackenfur, Brambleclaw, Dovewing, Ferncloud, Hazeltail, Hollyleaf, Icecloud, Lionblaze)


(Ferncloud and Ashfur are out in the yard)

Ferncloud: (yawns) I'm so tired! I forefit! (falls asleep)

Ashfur: I'm going to go for a swim to keep me awake! (jumps in and falls asleep in the pool)

Icecloud: (gasp) ASHFUR'S DROWNING! D:

(Icecloud jumps in to the pool and saves Ahfur)

Icecloud: DON'T DIE ON ME! (does CPR)

Hollyleaf: How does she do that?

(Ashfur wakes up)

Ashfur: What was I doing before I passed out?

Icecloud: You fell asleep! (falls asleep)

Ashfur: Oh, right! (falls asleep again)

(cats still in: Brackenfur, Brambleclaw, Dovewing, Hazeltail, Hollyleaf, Lionblaze)


(in the lounge where Hazeltail is listening to screamo music full blast)

Hollyleaf: Hazeltai what are you doing?

Hazeltail: WHAT?

Hollyleaf: I said: What are you doing?

Hazeltail: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY MUSIC!

Hollyleaf: I SAID: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Hazeltail: I'M LISTENING TO SCREAMO MUSIC ON MY IPOD SO I DON'T FALL ASLEEP!

Hollyleaf: That's a good idea! (gets out iPod to listen to screamo music; lullaby starts playing)

Hollyleaf: Aaaaaaaaaand I'm out (falls asleep)

Hazeltail:(throws iPod away) YAY! HOLLYLEAF'S OUT! (falls asleep too)

Big Brother: We're down to the final four!

(cats still in: Brackenfur Brambleclaw, Dovewing, Lionblaze)


(Lionblaze and Brambleclaw are in the bedroom on computers)

Lionblaze: What are you doing Brambleclaw?

Brambleclaw: Reading The Army Series so I don't fall asleep

Lionblaze: How will that keep you awake?

Brambleclaw: It's so epic I can't stop reading it. What are you doing Lionblaze?

Lionblaze: Ordering Yellowfang's secret on ebay

Brambleclaw: What's that?

Lionblaze: Some twolegs documented Yellowfang's life and wrote a book about it!

Brambleclaw: TWOLEG STALKERS! (gasps)

(Brambleclaw reaches the end of the Army Series)

Brambleclaw: NOOOOOO! It's over! (falls asleep)

Lionblaze: There, my order's finished! (falls asleep)


(Dovewing and Brackenfur are in the lounge)

Brackenfur: Final 2!

Dovewing: I'mma win!

Brackenfur: No, I'mma win!

Dovewing: No I will! You're old!

Brackenfur: I was a kit when Graystripe had only just been made a warrior! Oh yeah that is old.

Sandstorm: Hey! How come you all forgot about me? (falls asleep)

Brackenfur: Did you hear that?

Dovewing: I think it was Sandstorm

Brackenfur: Hey, we're conversing!

Dovewing: I still hate you!

Brackenfur: If you hate me then why are we conversing?

Dovewing: Because... well.... AAAAAAAH! SHUT UP BRACKENKIT!

Brackenfur: That's Brackenfur!

Dovewing: Look, a bird!

Brackenfur: (turns around) Where?

Dovewing: (shoves sleeping mask over his face)

Brackenfur: What? Dovewing you... (yawns) so tired! (drops on the ground)

Dovewing: (yowls) I WIN! I BEAT BRACKENFUR!

Everyone: Hey, you woke us up!

Cloudtail: What happened?

Dovewing: I BEAT BRACKENFUR!

Everyone (but Dovewing) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ashfur: Ooh look, a nachos! (picks up a nachos and eats it)

Big Brother: Congratulations Dovewing, you win the challenge!

Everyone: Can we go to sleep now?

Big Brother: Sure you can!

Everyone: (falls asleep)


WEEK FOUR, EVICTION

Voice-over: Welcome to the LIVE EVICTION! Please welcome your host, DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAISY!

(Daisy walks on to the stage)

Daisy: Hello every cat!

Crowd: HELLO!

Daisy: Who's going home tonight?

(crowd mumble response)

Daisy: Okay, let's cross to the house where Whitestorm has a very special proposal for Brackenfur!


(in the house)

Whitestorm: Hey Brackenfur, I have something to ask you.

Brackenfur: Yeah?

Whitestorm: It's taken me a lot of courage to ask this

Brackenfur: Uhhhh. What?

Whitestorm: Will you teach me how to do Gangnam Style?

Brackenfur: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I thought,,,, never mind. Look, you put your paws here, then you do this, then you put one paw up here, then you put your paws on your hips and then you say: "Heeeeeeeey, sexy she-cat!"

Whitestorm: (doing Gangnam Style) Heeeeeeeeeeeey, sexy she-cat!

Brackenfur: Yay! You dit it!

Whitestorm: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Brackenfur: Do it to Hollyleaf! She loves it!

Whitestorm: (goes up to Hollyleaf, doing Gangnam Style) Heeeeeeey, sexy Holly!

Hollyleaf: *giggles and claps hands excitedly*

Whitestorm: Op, op, op, op, Oppa Hollyleaf style!

Hollyleaf: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! (hugs Whitestorm)

Whitestorm: GAAAAAH! SHE TOUCHED ME! (shudders)

Hollyleaf: o.O

Whitestorm: I was joking! :D

Hollyleaf: Oooooooh


Daisy: (rolling on the floor laughing) Hollyleaf, you be funny! Now, shall we take a look at ze voting?

Crowd: We shall!

Daisy: (crosses to voting lines, they read:)

??? 20%

??? 57%

??? 23%

Daisy: It's neck-a-neck between 2 cats! Vote now!

Voice-over: To save BRACKENFUR, dial 1902 55 71 03! or SMS BRACKENFUR to 161 661!

To save FERNCLOUD, dial 1902 55 71 07! Or SMS FERNCLOUD to 161 661!

To save BRAMBLECLAW, dial 1902 55 71 04! or SMS BRAMBLECLAW to 161 661!


Daisy: Nice! Now voting closes after this brak, so get voting!


(back from the break)

Daisy: Voting lines are now closed and *gasp* they have changed! There is only 1% between evicted cat and bottom 2 cat!

(someone gets out their iPhone)

Daisy: Hey! Voting lines are closed!

Crowd member with iPhone: Awwwwww! D:

Daisy: I BE SORRY! D: Now we shall cross to ze house and tell every cat in the house and every human or cat watching at home who is safe!


(Daisy crosses to the house)

Daisy: HI EVERY CAT!

Everyone: HI!

(Sandstorm's head is still covered in vomit)

Daisy: EWW! Sandstorm, Y U NO WASH IT OFF! D:

Sandstorm: I'm scared of showers!

Daisy: But... they cleaned the pool!

Sandstorm: I'm scared of pools!

Berrynose: (throws Sandstorm in pool)

Sandstorm: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Daisy: Anyway, back to the real reason for why I am here. The voting lines are closed, and I can tell you this is the closest margin between evicted and bottom 2 we've ever had!

Brambleclaw: *gasp*

Ferncloud: *gasp*

Brackenfur: *goes to gasp but sneezes instead*

Dovewing: HA HA!

Brackenfur: (slaps Dovewing) NO! NO FUNNY!

Daisy: CAN WE GET SOME ORDER IN THIS COURT!?

Ferncloud: Daisy, this is a house

Hazeltail: A twoleg house!

Daisy: I'm here to tell you who is SAFE. After receiving the most votes to save, the cat who is definitely staying another week is....

(all cats wait eagerly)

Cloudtail: TELL US WHO IT IS! D:

Daisy: Cloudtail you ruined it! Now I have to start again!

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! CLOUDTAIL! D:

Daisy: After receiving the most votes to save, the cat who is definitely staying another week is....

(all cats wait eagerly)

Daisy: .... BRAMBLECLAW!

Brambleclaw: Woooo!

Hollyleaf: Woooo!

Lionblaze: Woooo!

Squirrelflight: Wooo!

Sandstorm: Squirrelflight, you were evicted, GET OUT!

Squirrelflight: Awwww. D:

(Squirrelflight leaves)

Brambleclaw: SQUIRRA! D: COME BACK!

Squirrelflight: I wanna, but Sandstorm won't let me!

Sandstorm: (boots Squirrelflight out the doors)

Squirrelflight: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! (small thud)

Sandstorm: Well that takes care of that!


Daisy: Well, who's gonna be evicted? Will it be...

Squirrelflight: (lands on the stage) Hi Daisy!

Daisy: What? Squirrelflight how did you get here?

Squirrelflight: I run a mobile taco stand. Do you want a taco?

Daisy: Oh yes please! My taco shall contain diced mouse, cheese, lettuce and sour cream.

Squirrelflight: Okay, that'll be five dollars (holds out paw)

Daisy: Five dollars for a (bleep) taco!? Get out of here! (boots Squirrelflight out)

Squirrelflight: (from outside) I believe I had a taco stand!

Daisy: (boots taco stand outside; it lands on top of Squirrelflight)

Squirrelflight: Ow....

Daisy: We'll be back after the break so I have time to eat my taco! (takes a bite) Mmmm!


Daisy: (still eating taco) No you can't come back yet! Wait a minute!

Camera guy: Ok....

(back to ad break)


(off air)

Camera guy: Are you finished yet?

Daisy: Hold on, one more bite! (bites) There we go!

(back on air)

Daisy: Welcome back every cat... Do I have anything on my face?

Crowd: You have taco shell on your whisker

Daisy: (frantically tries to get taco shell) Come on! Get outta there! (swipes at whiskers) EEEEEEH! EEEEEEH! GET OUT TACO SHELL I HATE YOU! (manages to get taco shell out)

Camera guy: Are you quite finished there Daisy? We have a one hour timeslot!

Daisy: As I was saying, welcome back every cat! We are about to find out if Ferncloud or Brackenfur will be the next to go....

(crosses to the house)

Daisy: Hi again!

Squirrelflight: Hi Bramby!

Brambleclaw: HEY SQUIRRA! :D

Daisy: What? Get out for the last time! (boots out Squirrelflight... AGAIN)

Squirrelflight: (walks away sadly with her taco stand)

Daisy: As I was saying! (eyes cloud) Brackenfur. Ferncloud, one of you are seconds away from leaving the Big Brother House. After the closest two-way vote ever, it's time to go....

Dovewing: Please be Brackenfur, Please be Brackenfur.

Cloudtail: WHO IS IT????????????????

Daisy: NOW I HAVE TO START AGAIN! D:

Sandstorm: That's it! (locks Cloudtail in bedroom)

Cloudtail: Let me out! (bashes on the door frantically)

Sandstorm: No! Not untill after the eviction

Cloudtail: (breaks door down like Derek Morgan off Criminal Minds)

Hazeltail: Cloudtail, you broke the door!

Daisy: CAN I PLEASE TELL YOU WHO'S GOING, WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!

Sandstorm: Ok!

Daisy: (eyes cloud) Brackenfur. Ferncloud, one of you are seconds away from leaving the Big Brother House. After the closest two-way vote ever, it's time to go....

Dovewing: Please be Brackenfur, please be Brackenfur....

Daisy: It's time to go.... BRACKENFUR!

Dovewing: YES! :D

(Brackenfur gets up off the couch)

(Everyone but Dovewing follows him out, doing Gangnam Style)

Everyone (but Dovewing and Brackenfur): Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, sexy Bracky! Op, op, op, op, Oppa Brackenfur style!

(doors open)

Everyone: Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey

(Brackenfur goes in the doors)

Everyone: Oppa Bracky style!

(Brackenfur exits)


Daisy: Please welcome evictee number three, BRACKENFUR!

(Brackenfur walks on the stage)

Daisy: Brackenfur, look! I can do Gangnam Style now!

(stars doing Gangnam Style)

Crowd and Brackenfur: Heeeeeeeeeeeey sexy Daisy! Op op op op, Oppa Daisy style!

Brackenfur: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Daisy: Now, getting serious, do you want to see the voting lines?

Brackenfur: Okay!

(voting lines read:)

BRACKENFUR 21%

BRAMBLECLAW 57%

FERNCLOUD 22%


Brackenfur: Awwwwww! Only one percent?

Daisy: I'm sorry. Now, you have a superpower to give out!

Brackenfur: I do? o.O

Daisy: Yes you do! Who are you giving it to?

Brackenfur: I'mma give it to the one, and the only....

Crowd: GIVE IT TO ICECLOUD!

Brackenfur: Shut up, you aren't deciding!

Crowd: D:

Brackenfur: I'm giving it to.... HOLLYLEAF!

Crowd: We hate you.

Daisy: Well, I was going to ask you about Dovewing but thanks to Squirrelflight we've run out of time! Well, folks, I'm Daisy and Brackenfur has just been evicted! Goodnight every cat!

Brackenfur: Goodnight! (starts doing Gangnam Style with Daisy)


What will Hollyleaf do with her Superpower? Will Dovewing get nominated? Find out in Big Brother: ThunderClan (Week Five)!

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