WEEK FIVE, NOMINATIONS/INTRUDER SPECIAL

Rule: Intruder entering tonight cannot be nominated. Whitestorm can be nominated. Free nominations

Superpower Holder: Hollyleaf


Voice-over: Hello and welcome to the LIVE INTRUDER SPECIAL! Please welcome your host, DAAAAAAAAAAAISY!

(Daisy walks on to the stage)

Daisy: Hello every cat and welcome to the LIVE INTRUDER SPECIAL!

Crowd member: What? You never said there was going to be another intruder!

Daisy: I didn't?

Crowd member: No!

Daisy: Oopsies, sorry! Well there's going to be another intruder, and we're going to meet her very soon!

Crowd: Ooooooooh!

Daisy: Anyways, let's cross to the house to see how the housemates are coping after Brackenfur's eviction

(in the house)

(Dovewing has an entire table lined with party food and is dancing)

Dovewing: CEEEEEEEEEEEEELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!

Cloudtail: Dovewing, it's 1 AM! Go to sleep!

Dovewing: No! I'm pulling an all-nighter!

Cloudtail: Dovewing we wanna go to sleep! You're keeping us awake with your awful singing!

Dovewing: But... my singing is good!

Cloudtail: No. It isn't. You sound like a cat giving birth.

Dovewing: No I don't!

Ashfur: You actaully do.

Hazeltail: *gasp* are those CORN CHIPS? :D

Dovewing: Yes, why?

Hazeltail: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! :D (dives in to bowl of cornchips)

Dovewing: Uh... ok?

Berrynose: Hey Ashfur, make us some nachos!

Ashfur: I can't. I'm not supposed to do it untill the Daily Show.

Berrynose: Awwwwwwwwwwww! D:

Dovewing: Now where was I again? Oh, that's right. CEEEEEEEEEEEEELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!

Big Brother: Dovewing, go to sleep

Dovewing: (sadly) ok... (turns off music)

Hazeltail: Can I keep the corn chips?

Dovewing: NO YOU MAY NOT KEEP THE CORN CHIPS! (takes the bowl of corn chips to her bed)


Daisy: Dovewing, that's a little mean....

Crowd: BOOOOOOOO!

Daisy: Wait, are you booing me or Dovewing

Crowd: Dovewing!

Daisy: Oh that's ok then. Please continue

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Daisy: We'll be back after the break, where we will find out about the intruder!

Crowd: Ooooooooh!


Daisy: We're back! Let's cross over to the house.

Crowd: But... You said we were gonna meet the new intruder! D:

Daisy: Oh yeah, I lied. (evil grin)


Big Brother: Housemates, to the lounge.

(all housemates enter)

Big Brother: For the first time this series, there is no rule for nominating.

Everyone: YES!

Big Brother: Brackenfur was evicted last night, and he gave a superpower to some cat. Here he is:

Brackenfur: HI HOUSEMATES! :D

Dovewing: GO AWAY!

Brackenfur: NO! Anyway, I have a superpower to give, and I'm giving it to Hollyleaf!

Hollyleaf: (Quagmire-like) Ohhhhh right!

Big Brother: Nominations will comence shortly.


Daisy: Okay, now it's time to...

(Someone in the crowd throws a ball at Daisy's head)

Daisy: OW!

Crowd: TELL US WHO THE INTRUDER IS!

Daisy: I was getting there! Now whoever threw that ball at my head, say sorry!

(the crowd is silent)

Daisy: No one's gonna own up? Okay, we won't find out who the intruder is!

Crowd member who threw the ball at Daisy's head: Wait! I'm sorry!

Daisy: (purrs) that's better. Now, as I was saying before I was injured, now it's time to meet the new intruder! Please make her welcome, it's BLUESTAR!

(Bluestar enters)

Daisy: Haha! You're old!

Bluestar: I know....

Daisy: Who are you again?

Bluestar: I'm Bluestar!

Daisy: No, I mean who are you

Bluestar: I was the leader before my little Firey

Daisy: (totally confused) Who?

Bluestar: Firestar!

Daisy: Ooooooooooooooooooooooh! You are old!

Bluestar: I KNOW!

Daisy: Shouldn't you be on Big Brother: StarClan?

Bluestar: Maybe, but I'm not. Now let me in the house, kitty!

Daisy: Okay, okay, sheesh. Go through the doors.

(the doors open and Bluestar goes through them)

Daisy: Now, lets see how the housemates react when Old-idiot enters the house.

Bluestar: IT'S BLUESTAR!!!!!!!!!!!!


(in the house)

Berrynose: I'm so excited for free nominations!

Dovewing: Yeah, I can't wait to nominate....

(sirens blare)

Sandstorm: Another one? Really?

Big Brother: INTRUDER! INTRUDER! INTRUDER!

(every cat dashes to the doors, bushes out their fur and flattens their ears)

(Bluestar enters)

Whitestorm: AUNTY BLUESTAR! :D

Bluestar: Hey Whitestorm!

Sandstorm: Bluestar!

Bluestar: Hi!

Ashfur & Ferncloud: Hi Bluestar!

Bluestar: *gasp* is this Fernpaw and Ashpaw? You've gotten so big!

Ferncloud: Oh. Am I fat?

Bluestar: No! What are your Warrior names?

Ashfur: Ashfur and Ferncloud

Bluestar: Oh those are lovely!

Hazeltail: Who is this o.O

Bluestar: I was the leader before Firestar!

Berrynose: Haha! You're-

Bluestar: OLD! YES I KNOW!

Lionblaze: How old are you exactly?

Bluestar: I was a queen when Mousefur was a kit.

Hollyleaf: OH MY STARCLAN SHE'S REALLY REALLY OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Everyone else greets Bluestar)

Bluestar: Now where's Brackenfur? I want him to teach me to do Gangnam Style.

Whitestorm: Bluestar, he got evicted.

Bluestar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! D:


Big Brother: All housemates, to the lounge

(Bluestar is still upset that she won't be able to do Gangnam Style)

Whitestorm: I'll teach you! :D

Bluestar: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! (hugs Whitestorm)

Whitestorm: Yay! Hugs!

(all cats are in the lounge)

Big Brother: Housemates, it's time to nominate. As Whitestorm is now a full member of the house, he can now be nominated. However, as Bluestar has just entered the house, she cannot be nominated.

Cloudtail: Hey! You said there weren't any rules!

Icecloud: I don't like change!

Big Brother: I didn't know she was entering. Daisy didn't say anything after Brackenfur was evicted

Hazeltail: (gasp) you didn't know?

Big Brother: No.

Berrynose: You mean, Daisy controls who gets evicted?

Sandstorm: No you idiot, Tangle does!

Hazeltail: Don't call my brother an idiot!

Dovewing: Can we call you an idiot?

Hazeltail: No!

Big Brother: Every cat to the nominations room. Hollyleaf, don't go with them.

Hollyleaf: What?

Big Brother: Hollyleaf, go to the diary room, where I will explain what your power is.

(Hollyleaf goes to the Diary Room)

Bluestar: What do I do?

Big Brother: You can clean out the dirtplace

Bluestar: BIG BROTHER WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL?????

Big Brother: Cause that's how I roll


(Hollyleaf is in the Diary Room)

Big Brother: Welcome Hollyleaf

Hollyleaf: What's my power????

Big Brother: Your power is: you can give one cat invincibility from nominations

Hollyleaf: Can I give it to myself?

Big Brother: No

Hollyleaf: Stupid power....

Big Brother: If you want I can give it to Berrynose.

Hollyleaf: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ok, I give invincibility to Icecloud.

Big Brother: Accepted! Whie you're here, you may as well nominate

Hollyleaf: For 3 points, I nominate ASHFUR. He's a real pain in the tail and I want him evicted!

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left.

Hollyleaf: For 2 points, I nominate BERRYNOSE. For reasons I'm sure you know.

Big Brother: Accepted. You may join the other cats in the nominations room.

Hollyleaf: WOOOO! (exits)

Table:

ASHFUR 3

BERRYNOSE 2

Brambleclaw 0

Cloudtail 0

Dovewing 0

Ferncloud 0

Hazeltail 0

Hollyleaf 0

Lionblaze 0

Sandstorm 0

Whitestorm 0

Icecloud 0


Big Brother: Ashfur, to the chamber.

(Ashfur enters)

Big Brother: Ashfur, nominate now.

Ashfur: For 4 points, I nominate LIONBLAZE. I see now that no one wants Brambleclaw out, so I'm going to eliminate the cats he's closest to one by one.

Big Brother: Accepted. You have one point left.

Ashfur: For one point, I nominate DOVEWING. She's turned in to a real fox heart since she's been here, and Ashfur does not like it one bit!

Big Brother: Big Brother accepts.

Table:

LIONBLAZE 4

ASHFUR 3

BERRYNOSE 2

Dovewing 1

Brambleclaw 0

Cloudtail 0

Ferncloud 0

Hazeltail 0

Hollyleaf 0

Sandstorm 0

Whitestorm 0

Icecloud 0


Big Brother: Berrynose, to the chamber.

(Berrynose enters)'

Big Brother: Berrynose, nominate now.

Berrynose: For 3 points, I nominate WHITESTORM. I nominate him because he's an intruder and I don't want him taking a place that's rightfully mine.

Big Brother: It's Whitestorm's right too

Berrynose: It is not!

Big Brother: Berrynose...

Berrynose: (sticks paws in ears) not listening! LALALALALALALALALA!

Big Brother: Accepted then! You have 2 points left.

Berrynose: (takes paws out of ears) Thinking strategically, for 2 ponts I nominate FERNCLOUD. The house loves her, the public loves her, end of story.

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

LIONBLAZE 4

ASHFUR 3

WHITESTORM 3

BERRYNOSE 2

FERNCLOUD 2

Dovewing 1

Brambleclaw 0

Cloudtail 0

Hazeltail 0

Hollyleaf 0

Sandstorm 0

Icecloud 0


Big Brother: Brambleclaw, to the chamber.

(Brambleclaw enters)

Big Brother: Brambleclaw, nominate now

Brambleclaw: For three points I nominate Dovewing because I think she is going over the top on the Brankenfur thing.

Big Brother: Accepted, you have 2 points then.

Brambleclaw: For my last 2 points I nominate Ashfur because I think he's after Lionblaze.

Big Brother: Nomination accepted.

Table:

ASHFUR 5

LIONBLAZE 4

DOVEWING 4

WHITESTORM 3

Berrynose 2

Ferncloud 2

Brambleclaw 0

Cloudtail 0

Hazeltail 0

Hollyleaf 0

Sandstorm 0

Icecloud 0


Big Brother: Cloudtail, to the chamber

(Cloudtail enters)

Big Brother: Cloudtail, nominate now

Cloudtail: For 4 points I nominate DOVEWING. She's been so annoying lately, and I want her out!

Big Brother: Accepted. You have one point left.

Cloudtail: For 1 point, I nominate ICECLOUD. I like her, but at this point she is still distancing herself from the group.

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

DOVEWING 8

ASHFUR 5

LIONBLAZE 4

Whitestorm 3

Berrynose 2

Ferncloud 2

Brambleclaw 0

Cloudtail 0

Hazeltail 0

Hollyleaf 0

Sandstorm 0

Icecloud 1


Big Brother: Dovewing to the chamber.

(Dovewing enters)

Big Brother: Dovewing, nominate now.

Dovewing: Oh goody! :D for 4 points I nominate HAZELTAIL. She's on to me and I reckon she'll be nominating me tonight.

Big Brother: Accepted. You have one point left.

Dovewing: It goes to WHITESTORM. He's an intruder and I don't want him outlasting me in the house which he'll probably do, because everyone hates me.

Big Brother: Accepted. And Dovewing?

Dovewing: Yes?

Big Brother: I don't hate you.

Dovewing: That's sweet

Big Brother: LOL JOKES! I hate you so much I wish you were evicted!

Dovewing: (cries)

Table;

DOVEWING 8

ASHFUR 5

HAZELTAIL 4

LIONBLAZE 4

WHITESTORM 4

Berrynose 2

Ferncloud 2

Brambleclaw 0

Cloudtail 0

Hollyleaf 0

Sandstorm 0

Icecloud 1


Big Brother: Ferncloud, the chamber awaits ye.

Ferncloud: What?

Big Brother: Enter the chamber

Ferncloud: Enter the chamber what?

Big Brother: Enter the chamber Ferncloud.

Ferncloud: No, what's the magic word?

Big Brother: Enter the chamber please Ferncloud?

Ferncloud: (purrs) yes Big Brother!

(Ferncloud enters)

Big Brother: Ferncloud please nominate now?

Ferncloud: Most certainly! For 3 points, I nominate DOVEWING. She's totes stressed out and I think she needs some eviction!

Big Brother: Umm..... Ok? You have 2 points left.

Ferncloud: For 2 points, I nominate LIONBLAZE. We haven't seen much of him at all, and he's distancing himself from the group.

Big Brother: That's Tangle's fault, but accepted.

Tangle: My bad!

Table:

DOVEWING 11

LIONBLAZE 6

ASHFUR 5

Hazeltail 4

Whitestorm 4

Berrynose 2

Ferncloud 2

Brambleclaw 0

Cloudtail 0

Hollyleaf 0

Sandstorm 0

Icecloud 1


Big Brother: Hazeltail, to the chamber

Dovewing:: Oh crap.

(Hazeltail enters)

Big Brother: Hazeltail, nominate now.

Hazeltail: I've been waiting to do this since week 3! :D :D for 4 points I nominate DOVEWING. Because she's the peskiest most annoying little cat I have ever met in my life!

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left.

Hazeltail: For 1 point I nominate ICECLOUD. It's week 5 and she's still distancing herself from the group.

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

DOVEWING 15

LIONBLAZE 6

ASHFUR 5

Hazeltail 4

Whitestorm 4

Berrynose 2

Ferncloud 2

Brambleclaw 0

Cloudtail 0

Hollyleaf 0

Sandstorm 0

Icecloud 2


Big Brother: Icecloud to the chamber.

(Icecloud enters)

Big Brother: Icecloud, nominate now.

Icecloud: For 4 points I nominate BRAMBLECLAW. He's after Ashfur, I know it!

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left.

Icecloud: For 1 point I nominate HAZELTAIL. She's not really talking to me and I reckon she might nominate me.

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

DOVEWING 15

LIONBLAZE 6

ASHFUR 5

HAZELTAIL 5

Brambleclaw 4

Whitestorm 4

Berrynose 2

Ferncloud 2

Cloudtail 0

Hollyleaf 0

Sandstorm 0

Icecloud 2


Big Brother: Lionblaze, to the chamber.

(Lionblaze enters)

Big Brother: Lionblaze, nominate now.

Lionblaze: For 3 points, I nominmate ASHFUR. He's out to get Brambleclaw, and Brambleclaw is one of the things keeping me in the house.

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left.

Lionblaze: For 2 points, I nominate CLOUDTAIL. He's really cranky most of the time and me no likey D:

Big Brother: Me accepty.

Table:

DOVEWING 15

ASHFUR 8

LIONBLAZE 6

Hazeltail 5

Brambleclaw 4

Whitestorm 4

Berrynose 2

Cloudtail 2

Ferncloud 2

Hollyleaf 0

Sandstorm 0

Icecloud 2


Big Brother: Sandstorm, to the chamber

(Sandstorm enters)

Big Brother: Sandstorm, nominate now.

Sandstorm: For 3 points, I nominate HAZELTAIL. She's rude to me and really needs a good kick in the tail!

Big Brother: I don't like violence!

Sandstorm: Soz bro.

Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left. And don't call me bro.

Sandstorm: Soz bro.

Big Brother: WHAT DID I JUST SAY?

Sandstorm: Chill out mate.

Big Brother: (annoyed moan)

Sandstorm: For 2 points, I nominate ICECLOUD. Don't get me wrong, I love her, but she still distances herself from the group.

Big Brother: Accepted.

Table:

DOVEWING 15

ASHFUR 8

HAZELTAIL 8'

Lionblaze 6

Brambleclaw 4

Whitestorm 4

Berrynose 2

Cloudtail 2

Ferncloud 2

Hollyleaf 0

Sandstorm 0

Icecloud 4


Big Brother: Whitestorm, to the chamber.

(Whitestorm enters)

Big Brother: Whitestorm, you have 5 points to nominate 2 housemates. Nominate now.

Whitestorm: For 3 points I nominate DOVEWING. She's made my experience in the house miserable and I want her out! NOW! D:

Big Brother: Chill out bro. You have 2 points left.

Whitestorm: For 2 points I nominate LIONBLAZE. He hasn't made much of an effort to talk to me, and he thinks he's so perfect cause he can't be defeated in battle.

Big Brother: Accepted. Nominations are over. All housemates to the lounge.

FINAL TABLE

DOVEWING 15

ASHFUR 8

HAZELTAIL 8

LIONBLAZE 8

Brambleclaw 4

Whitestorm 4

Berrynose 2

Cloudtail 2

Ferncloud 2

Hollyleaf 0

Sandstorm 0

Icecloud 4


Big Brother: Housemates, as you know, Hollyleaf had the superpower. Her power was: She could save one cat from nominations. She did not look at the tallyboard, her power was used BEFORE nominations started. I can now reveal there are FOUR housemates up this week.

(everyone gasps)

Big Brother: I will now reveal the housemates nominated and the number of points they received. On 15 points, DOVEWING.

Everyone but Dovewing: (cheers)

Dovewing: That's not nice.

Big Brother: On 8 points, ASHFUR.

Ashfur: Brambleclaw!

Brambleclaw: It wasn't just me! (crying)

Ferncloud: Now look what you did!

Berrynose: (adds another stroke to tally) that's 6!

Big Brother: Also on 8 points, HAZELTAIL.

Hazeltail: What? D:

Dovewing: WOO HOOO!

Hazeltail: (sticks rude finger up at Dovewing)

Big Brother: And finally, also on 8 points, LIONBLAZE.

Hollyleaf: NOOOOOOO! MY LIONY! HE BE UP FOR EVICTION D:

Lionblaze: Settle down....

Big Brother: Dovewing, Ashfur, Hazeltail, Lionblaze, at the end of the week, one of you will be evicted.

Dovewing: Please be Hazeltail, please be Hazeltail.

WEEK FIVE, DAILY SHOW

(Bluestar and Whitestorm are in the lounge with Cloudtail's laptop)

Bluestar: Okay Whitestorm, you have to teach me how to do Gangnam Style!

Whitestorm: Ok I'll show you the video, but I stole Cloudtail's laptop so it has to be quick.

(video plays and gets to the chorus)

Whitestorm: Ok, so do what that twoleg is doing.

Bluestar: It's going too fast! D:

Whitestorm: (pauses video) Ok, I'll show you. So you put your paws here, then do this, then you put one paw here, then do this, then you put your paws on your hips and say "Heeeeey sexy lady!"

Bluestar: But what do I do? I'm a lady!

Whitestorm: Say "tom-cat" in place of lady. Ready? Go!

(Bluestar does Gangnam Style)

Bluestar: Heeeeeey sexy tom-cat! Op op op op, Oppa gangnam stlye!

(Cloudtail enters)

Cloudtail: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY LAPTOP?

Bluestar: Umm....

Whitestorm: Run!

(Bluestar Gangnam Styles out of the room)

Cloudtail: Now, let's see how many views that video of Sandstorm has.... (refer to week 4)

Cloudtail: (watching video) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HEY SANDSTORM GET IN HERE!

(Sandstorm enters)

Sandstorm: What?

Cloudtail: He posted it!

Sandstorm: NOOOOOOOOOOO! Wait, how many views does it have?

(Cloudtail puts computer in front of Sandstorm)

Sandstorm: I can't read you idiot!

Cloudtail: It has: 36 billion, 298 million, 468 thousand, 303 views.

Sandstorm: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Whitestorm: Hey that's a youtube record!

Sandstorm: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Bluestar: And it's being played all over the world as we speak!

Sandstorm: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Cloudtail: Even Big Brother's seen it!

Sandstorm: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Icecloud: Can you stop saying that? I'm trying to sleep!

Sandstorm: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


(Cloudtail is standing over Ashfur's bed)

Cloudtail: (pokes with paw) Ashfur! Hey Ashfur wake up!

Ashfur: But mum I don't want a rubber ducky!

Cloudtail: ASHFUR!

(Ashfur wakes up)

Ashfur: Oh hi Cloudtail! You startled me! What is it?

Cloudtail: You were gonna teach me how to make nachos in the daily show, and this is the daily show, so get up! Let's make nachos!

Ashfur: Ok, let me have a shower first.


(Ashfur has finished his shower. He opens the door, where Cloudtail is waiting.

Ashfur: AAAAAAAH! CLOUDTAIL GET OUT!

Cloudtail: The nachos?

Ashfur: Just let me dry my fur!

(Ashfur dries fur)

Cloudtail: Nachos yet?

Ashfur: Wait a minute!

(one minute later)

Cloudtail: (still in the bathroom) Nachos?

Ashfur: Wait a minute!

Cloudtail: You said that a minute ago!

Ashfur: GET THE HECK OUT! FERNCLOUD!

(Ferncloud comes in)

Ferncloud: What is it, Ashy?

Ashfur: Ferncloud, Cloudtail keeps bugging me! He won't let me have some peace!

Ferncloud:Cloudtail is this true?

Cloudtail: But he promised to make me some nachos in the daily show!

Ferncloud: Ashfur is this true?

Ashfur: I said I would! But I said later!

Ferncloud: Cloudtail is this true?

Cloudtail: No, he said "in a minute" and that was five minutes ago!

Ferncloud: Ashfur is this true?

Ashfur: (sadly) Yes.

Ferncloud: Ashfur, go make him some nachos now. Cloudtail, say sorry.

Cloudtail: Sorry Ashfur.

Ferncloud: Good! Now get to the kitchen!


(Ashfur and Cloudtail are in the kitchen)

Cloudtail: (running in circles) NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!

Ashfur: (backhands Cloudtail) Calm down!

Cloudtail: Ow! D: HOW DO I MAKE ZE NACHOS!?

Ashfur: Ok, Cloudtail, find me a bowl.

Cloudtail: What is that?

Ashfur: (shows picture) it looks like this,

Cloudtail: Okay! :D (gets bowl)

Ashfur: Thanks! Now I'll get out the mince

(Ashfur gets the mince)

Ashfur: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Cloudtail: What?

Ashfur: THE MINCE IS FROZEN! D:

Cloudtail: STARCLAN, WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL??????

Ashfur: Big Brother!

Big Brother: What now?

Ashfur: How do I make this mince unfrozen?

Big Brother: Put it in the microwave and press defrost.

Cloudtail: What's a microwave?

Ashfur: I think it's that thing.  (pokes microwave)

Cloudtail: It won't open! (scartches at microwave)

Ashfur: Lionblaze!

Lionblaze: (comes in) What?

Ashfur: How do you open this?

Lionblaze: You press this button!

(Lionblaze presses the button and the microwave opens)

Cloudtail: (gasp) magic!

Ashfur: Now what do we do?

Big Brother: 3 miniutes/kilogram

Ashfur: Cloudtail, since you can read, how big is it?

Cloudtail: 3 kilograms. (eyes wide) WE HAVE TO WAIT NINE WHOLE MNUTES?????

Ashfur: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?

Cloudtail: Can't we get some matches and burn it?

Ferncloud: (runs in) Did someone say matches? :D

Ashfur: None here.

Ferncloud: Awwwwwwww! :( (walks out sadly)

Cloudtail: PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE

Ashfur: Ok, keep your fur on! (puts mince in microwave for 9 minutes)

(Cloudtail sits and watches the microwave eagerly)

Cloudtail: Come on, come on!

Ashfur: Just wait!

(9 minutes later)

(microwave beeps)

Hollyleaf: WHAT WAS THAT????

Ashfur: The mince is ready!

Cloudtail: Yay! Get it out! Get it out! (starts running around in circles)

(Ashfur gets the mince out)

Ashfur: Okay now Cloudtail get the corn chips

(Cloudtail returns in a nanosecond with the corn chips)

Ashfur: Wow. That was fast....

Cloudtail: NAAAAAAAACHOS! :D

Ashfur: Okay, so you get a massive bowl, then you line the corn chips, then you cook the meat.

(Cloudtail cooks the meat)

Cloudtail: Ashfur, is it ready?

Ashfur: No! Not even close!

Cloudtail: HURRY UP MINCE! D:

(Cloudtail turns up the pan to 5000 degrees)

Ashfur: Cloudtail! Too hot!

(mince cooks)

Ashfur: TAKE IT OFF NOW!

(Cloudtail takes the mince off)

Cloudtail: Now what? :D

Ashfur: We spread the mince evenly over the corn chips, then we add cheese, then we put it in a 200 degree over Cloudtail, for 20 minutes!

(Ashfur puts the nachos in the oven)

(Cloudtail sits and waits eagerly)


(20 minuts later)

(oven beeps)

Hollyleaf: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BEEPY THINGS IN THIS HOUSE?

Cloudtail: Ashfur! The oven!

(Ashfur begins walking)

Cloudtail: Ashfur!

Ashfur: I'm coming, I'm coming!

(Ashfur takes the nachos out)

Ashfur: Hey everyone, grab your plates, I made nachos!

(everyone rushes out with their plates)

Cloudtail: Give me the most cause I asked for it.

Ashfur: No! Everyone's getting an even amount!

(dishes out nachos)

Cloudtail: Awww.... (tries to steal some of Hollyleaf's)

Hollyleaf: Hey!

(everyone has finished and there is one tiny scrap of nachos left)

(everyone starts fighting. Ashfur grabs it)

Ashfur: It's mine! I cooked it!

(Hollyleaf swipes Ashfur): No it's mine!

(Ferncloud bites Hollyleaf's ear untill she drops the nachos)

Ferncloud: It's mine! :D

Icecloud: Hey Ferncloud look! Matches! (throws matches)

Ferncloud: EEEEEEE! (runs after matches and drops nachos)

(Icecloud grabs the nachos)

Icecloud: Yes!

(Cloudtail spear tackles Icecloud to the ground)

Cloudtail: It's mine! I wanted it in the first place!

(Berrynose jumps on Cloudtail)

Berrynose: MINE!

Hazeltail: No MINE! (fights with Berrynose)

Sandstorm: I'm oldest, so it's mine!

Hazeltail: No you aren't! Bluestar is!

Sandstorm: Oh yeah she is....

Bluestar: EVERYBODY BE QUIET!

(everyone freezes)

Bluestar: Ok, let's sort this out calmly and quietly... (grabs nachos and runs)

Dovewing: Hey! She got the nachos!

(Whitestorm chases Bluestar down and grabs the nachos)

Dovewing: That's mine! (uses ears as a giant magnet)

Brambleclaw: Give me that! (grabs nachos out of the air)

Lionblaze: IT BE MINE! (scratches Brambleclaw)

Brambleclaw: (screams and cries)

Big Brother: BREAK IT UP!

(everyone stops)

Big Brother: Firstly, Lionblaze, say sorry!

Lionblaze: Sorry Brambleclaw D:

Brambleclaw: That's ok.

Big Brother: Secondly, that nachos is Ashfur's cause he cooked it!

Ashfur: YES! (grabs nachos and eats)

Everyone but Ashfur: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


WEEK FIVE, CHALLENGE

(Cloudtail and Ashfur are in the lounge)

Cloudtail: Hey Ashfur, when can we make more nachos?

Ashfur: I'll make you all some if I survive eviction!

Cloudtail: (gets out mind control device) All of you vote for Ashfur. I want nachos!

Big Brother: Put that away or you'll be evicted for tampering with the votes!

Cloudtail: Okay (puts away mind control device)


Berrynose: IT'S CHALLENGE DAY!

Sandstorm: That means we get to see you fail again! YAAAAAAAAY!

Hazeltail: Are you being mean to Berrynose?

Sandstorm: (whistles innocently)

Brambleclaw: What's our challenge gonna be?

Lionblaze: I bet it has something to do with nachos.

Brambleclaw: My scratches still hurt! D:

Lionblaze: I said I'm sorry!

Hollyleaf: (singing) We could shake hands on it!

Lionblaze: What? o.O

Hollyleaf: It's the next line!

Lionblaze: The next line of what?

Hollyleaf: I Said I'm Sorry by British India!

Icecloud: That's an epic song!

Hollyleaf: Exactly!

Icecloud: Hi-5! :D

(they Hi-five but they miss and Icecloud hits Hollyleaf in the nose)

Hollyleaf: D:

Icecloud: (gasp) I'm sorry!

Hollyleaf: (laughing)

Icecloud: What?

Whitestorm: HAHAHAHA! Wait, why are we laughing?

Hollyleaf: The look on Iceclou's  face!

(Bluestar comes in)

Bluestar: Guys! There's a note in the lounge!


(everyone is in the lounge)

Bluestar: Okay, who can read?

Sandstorm: Not me!

Berrynose: I left my reading glasses in the bedroom...

Whitestorm: I can read!

Bluestar: (gives note to Whitestorm)

Whitestorm: Ahem! Housemates, after seeing yesterday's "Nachos incident" Big Brother has come up with the perfect challenge. You will each cook a nachos and the best one wins. You have 55 minutes to cook. When you're finished, bring your dishes to the diary room where I will taste them. Yours truly, Big Brother.

P.S, the challenge starts now.

Cloudtail: (running around in circles) NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOS!

Ferncloud: What are you waiting for? Let's get cooking!


(everyone is in the kitchen)

Bluestar: Whitestorm! There's another note!

Whitestorm: Housemates, at your working benches there is an oven (pre installed), a microwave and a 1kg packet of mince. Other supplies can be found in the fridge. Also, each nachos must have guacamole and sour cream.


(everyone starts cooking)

Ferncloud: I hope the prize is a box of matches!

Cloudtail: I hope it's a nachos!

Brambleclaw: My nachos is a mexican spiced one.

Ashfur: Mine is indian spiced!

Ferncloud: Mine is made with secret "mum only knows" spices.

Icecloud: Ooooooooh!


(everyone has put their nachos in the oven)

Cloudtail: NAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOS! :D :D

Lionblaze: You don't get to eat it you fool!

Cloudtail: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(smoke alarm goes off)

Hollyleaf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (runs and hides)

Hazeltail: Berrynose! You burnt your nachos!

Berrynose: What do I do? D:

Hazeltail: Make another one!

Big Brother: Time up!

Hazeltail: Or not...


Big Brother: Ashfur, to the Diary Room.

(Ashfur enters with his nachos)

Big Brother: Ashfur, what is your nachos?

Ashfur: It;s a nachos with lamb mince cooked in BBQ sauce with extra spicy guacamole.

(Big Brother tries the nachos)

Big Brother: WOW THAT'S HOT!

Ashfur: Sorry! D:

Big Brother: Why are you sorry? This is delicious!

Ashfur: It is?

Big Brother: Yes! It has a nice texture and flavour and the guacamole has a real bite to it! Well done Ashfur!

Ashfur: Thanks! (leaves Diary Room)


Big Brother: Berrynose, to the Diary Room

(Berrynose enters with his nachos)

Big Brother: What... This nachos is BURNT! I refuse to eat it! You are disqualified!

Berrynose: Awww! :(

(Berrynose leaves)


Big Brother: Brambleclaw, to the Diary Room

(Brambleclaw enters with his nachos)

Big Brother: Brambleclaw, what's your nachos?

Brambleclaw: It's a mexican spiced nachos, with lemon and lime guacamole.

(Big Brother tastes the nachos)

Big Brother: It tastes good, but nothing special. This is really just a plain nachos. I liked it though. You may leave Brambleclaw.

Brambleclaw: Am I winning?

Big Brother: I'm afraid that was not enough to put you in the lead.

(Brambleclaw sadly exits eating his nachos)


Big Brother: Cloudtail, to the Diary Room.

(Cloudtail enters with an empty dish)

Big Brother: CLOUDTAIL! WHERE'S YOUR NACHOS!?

Cloudtail: I ate it all.... Sorry.

Big Brother: You are disqualified!

Cloudtail: I can vomit it up for you if you like,

Big Brother: No, no I'm okay. Leave Cloudtail.

(Cloudtail exits)

Cloudtail: Damn that nachos was good!


Big Brother: Dovewing, to the Diary Room

(Dovewing enters with her nachos)

Big Brother: Dovewing, what's your nachos?

Dovewing: This is a cheese and garlic nachos with spring onion garnish.

(Big Brother tastes the nachos)

Big Brother: Dovewing.... Did you put peanuts in here?

Dovewing: Yes, why?

Big Brother: I'm allergic to peanuts!

Dovewing: Crap, where's the epi-pen?

(Dovewing gives the epi-pen to Big Brother)

Big Brother: Dovewing, you are disqualified!

Dovewing: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Dovewing exits)


Big Brother: Ferncloud, to the Diary Room

Bluestar: HEY! YOU FORGOT ME!

Big Brother: oops. sorry. Bluestar to the Diary Room

(Bluestar enters)

Big Brother: Bluestar, what's your nachos?

Bluestar: It's a nachos with kransky bits and ginger sour cream

Big Brother: This sour cream doesn't look ginger!

Bluestar: Not the colour you fool! The spice!

(Big Brother eats the nachos)

Big Brother: OMNOMNIOM! THIS IS GOOD! I love your guacamole and your sour cream! :D you are currently winning!

Bluestar: YES! :D

(Bluestar exits)


Big Brother: Ferncloud, to the Diary Room.

(Ferncloud enters with her nachos)

Big Brother: Ferncloud, what's your nachos?

Ferncloud: It's a Mothers' Secret Spices nachos with cheesy guacamole

(Big Brother tries the nachos)

Big Brother: HOLY STARCLAN THIS IS GOOD! MORE, MORE!

(Ferncloud gives him more)

Big Brother: MMMMM! I LOVE YOUR GUACAMOLE!

Ferncloud: Thanks!

Big Brother: Ferncloud, you are currently winning. You may leave

(Ferncloud leaves and goes to take her nachos)

Big Brother: Leave the nachos!

(Ferncloud exits)


Big Brother: Hollyleaf, to the Diary Room.

(Hollyleaf enters with her nachos)

Hollyleaf: Big Brother, who's nachos is that?

Big Brother: Ferncloud's

Hollyleaf: Put that away! It's my turn!

(Hollyleaf destroys Ferncloud's nachos)

Big Brother: Noooooo! Delicious nachos! GONE! D:

Hollyleaf: Hehe!

Big Brother: What's your nachos?

Hollyleaf: It's a vegetarian nachos! It has chickpeas instead of meat and it has potatoes and tomatoes in it too! :D

Big Brother: Vegetarian nachos?

Hollyleaf: I couldn't help it, I love chickpeas!

(Big Brother eats the nachos)

Big Brother: Wow, this is good! Much better than some others!

Hollyleaf: YAAAAY!

(Hollyleaf leaves)


Big Brother: Hazeltail, to the Diary Room

(Hazeltail enters with her nachos)

Big Brother: Hazeltail, what's your nachos?

Hazeltail: It's a spicy indian nachos!

(Big Brother tries nachos)

Big Brother: Wow, spicy! Too spicy! AAAAAAH! (drinks lemonade) that's better. Hazeltail, I liked your guacamole but that's it.

Hazeltail: OK :(

(Hazeltail leaves)


Big Brother: Icecloud, to the Diary Room

(Icecloud enters with her nachos)

Big Brother: Icecloud, what be your nachos?

Icecloud: Well, it's just a nachos!

Big Brother: Um, Okay?

(Big Brother tries the nachos)

Big Brother: This is bland and flavourless, I don't like it Icecloud!

Icecloud: Sorry D:

(Icecloud leaves)


Big Brother: LIonblaze, to the Diary Room

(Lionblaze enters with his nachos)

Big Brother: LIONBLAZE! THERE'S NO GUACAMOLE!

Lionblaze: Oops!

Big Brother: I specifically said there had to be guacamole! You are disqualified!

Lionblaze: (snaps fingers) Oh no you didn't!

Big Brother: (snaps fingers) Oh yes I did!

(Lionblaze leaves)


Big Brother: Sandstorm, to the Diary Room

(Sandstorm enters)

Big Brother: Sandstorm, what's your nachos?

Sandstorm: It's a red kidney bean nachos

(Big Brother eats nachos)

Big Brother: Good but not great. Beans have a nice texture to them.

Sandstorm: Ok! (leaves)


Big Brother: Whitestorm, to the Diary Room

(Whitestorm enters with his nachos)

Big Brother: Whitestorm, what's your nachos?

Whitestorm: This is Whitestorm's White Nachos

Big Brother: What's white about it?

Whitestorm: It has white onions and white cheese :3

(Big Brother eats nachos)

Big Brother: This is ok. I don't mind it.

Whitestorm: OK

(Whitestorm leaves)


Big Brother: All housemates, to the lounge

(Housemates go to the lounge)

Big Brother: Housemates, the challenge is over, and now I will announce the top 3. The top 3 are: Bluestar, Ashfur and Ferncloud!

(they step forward)

Big Brother: You three cooked the best nachos, but there can only be one winner, and that is... FERNCLOUD!

Ferncloud: YAY! :D

Big Brother: Your prize is... A BOX OF MATCHES!

(Big Brother gives Ferncloud a box of matches)

Ferncloud: YAY! :D (runs to yard and starts playing with matches)


(20 minutes later)

Ferncloud: Big Brother, my matches ran out!


WEEK FIVE, EVICTION

Voice-over: Hello and welcome to the LIVE EVICTION! Please welcome your host, DAAAAAAAAAAAAISYYYY!

(Daisy walks on to stage)

Daisy: Hello every cat and welcome to the eviction! This week we have four cats up for eviction! Who's going home? Will it be DOVEWING?

(crowd cheers)

Daisy: Or maybe LIONBLAZE!

(crowd cheers)

Daisy: Maybe ASHFUR?

(crowd cheers)

Daisy: Or what about HAZELTAIL?

(crowd cheers)

Daisy: IT BETTER NOT BE!

Director: How many times have I told you, you can't support housemates!

Daisy: But she's my daughter!

Director: I don't care!

Daisy: Well.... Let's look at the voting lines!

(voting lines read:)

??? 20%

??? 32%

???23%

??? 25%


Daisy: Remember, voting lines are open untill the end of this break so you still have time to save your favourite!

Crowd member: I forgot the number! D:

Daisy: (sad eyes) oh did you? Well here they are!


Voice-over: To save DOVEWING, dial 1902 55 71 06! Or SMS DOVEWING to 161 661!

To save ASHFUR, dial 1902 55 71 01! Or SMS ASHFUR to 161 661!

To save HAZELTAIL, dial 1902 55 71 08! Or SMS HAZELTAIL to 161 661!

To save LIONBLAZE, dial 1902 55 71 11! Or SMS LIONBLAZE to 161 661!


Daisy: Did you get those?

Crowd member: Yes! (pulls out phone)

Daisy: We'll be back right after the break!


Daisy: Welcome back every cat, we're about to cross to the house to relieve one and only one cat from eviction!

(Daisy crossess to the house)

Daisy: Hi housemates!

Housemates: Hello!

Daisy: Well, I am here to only let ONE of you off the hook, so do you want to know who's safe?

Ash, Dove, Hazel and Lion: YES! D:

Daisy: After receiving the most votes to SAVE, the cat that is definitely staying at least another week is....

(everyone waits anxiously)

Daisy: ... DOVEWING!

Everyone but Dovewing: What in the name of StarClan??? D:

Dovewing: YES!

Daisy: (mutters to self) I can't believe I just said that!

Dovewing: Hey! I heard that!

Daisy: Uh oh! (quickly cuts off link to house)


Daisy: Well, you heard it here folks, Dovewing is safe! Come back after the break to find out which other cat is safe!


Daisy: We're back! Who wants to find out who else is safe?

Crowd: WE DO! WE DO!

Daisy: Now, shall we cross to the house? Hmm?

Crowd: YES! FOR THE LOVE OF NACHOS PLEASE CROSS TO THE HOUSE!

Daisy: Hehe! Ok!

(Daisy crosses to the house)

Daisy: Hi housemates!

Housemates: (Mexican wave)

Daisy: Um... Don't you want to know who's safe?

(Ashfur and Lionblaze and Hazeltail stop the wave)

Ashfur, Lionblaze and Hazeltail: Yes! Please do! Please tell us!

Daisy: Ok then! The cat with the next highest amount of votes to SAVE and the cat that is also staying at least another week is...

(housemates wait)

Daisy: ... LIONBLAZE!

Hollyleaf, Lionblaze and Brambleclaw: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ashfur: NUUUUUUUUU!

Berrynose: I hope Hazeltail stays!

Ferncloud: But... Then Ashfur will be evicted!

Berrynose: Better him than Hazeltail! Everyone hates him!

Ashfur: Hurtful D:

Ferncloud: Now you hurt his feelings! I'll get you for that!

Berrynose: Wait, no, no-

(Daisy quickly cuts off the link)

Daisy: Due to broadcasting rules, we can't show the next bit!

Crowd: Please show us? *puppy eyes*

Daisy: Don't look at me like that! I'm not allowed!

Crowd: Awww! :(

Daisy: Well, Lionblaze is safe! Come back after the break, or once the fighting stops, and we'll see who gets evicted!


Daisy: We're back! Now, let's see if the fighting's stopped so we can tell them who's evicted..

(Daisy crosses to the house, fighting is still going)

Daisy: EVERYONE! WE'RE REVEALING THE EVICTED CAT!

(Everyone freezes)

Daisy: (purrs) Good! Now, Ashfur, Hazeltail, lets reveal the evicted cat!

Hazeltail & Ashfur: Please tell us! D:

Daisy: (eyes cloud) Ashfur, Hazeltail, one of you is seconds away from being evicted from Big Brother: ThunderClan. After receiving the least amount of votes to save, it's time to go...

(Hazeltail and Ashfur nervously grab each other)

Daisy: Wait! This can't be right! There must be an error on this card! D:

Housemates: What is it?

Daisy: (crying) It's time to go... HAZELTAIL!

Hazeltail: What? D:

Berrynose: NOOOO! D:

Dovewing: YES! :D

(Hazeltail and others start going towards the exit)

Hazeltail: Well, I guess I'm gone. Bye guys!

Everyone: Bye!

(the doors haven't opened)

Hazeltail: Um... Why aren't the doors opening? (scratches at doors)

Big Brother: This is Big Brother. Hazeltail, you aren't going anywhere.

Hazeltail: What?

Big Brother: Housemates, this was a FAKE EVICTION!

Dovewing: WHAT? D:

(everyone but Dovewing cheers)

Big Brother: Hazeltail. you are safe!

Hazeltail: Hey Dovewing!

Everyone but Dovewing: CEEEEEEEEEEELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!

Berrynose: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAH!

Dovewing: (sticks paws in ears) SHUT UP! SHUT UP!


Daisy: CEEEEEEEEEEEELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!

Producer: Daisy! You're on!

Daisy: (stops celebrating) Well folks, no cat is leaving tonight! Tune in next time for nominations where, for the first time since week one, there will be NO SUPERPOWER! I'm Daisy, and this has been one memorable night of Big Brother: ThunderClan! Goodnight every cat!


What will happen during nominations when there is no superpower? Will Big Brother force a Double Eviction? Find out in Big Brother: ThunderClan (Week Six)

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