WEEK ELEVEN, NOMINATIONS
Rule: Ferncloud is automatically nominated as punishment for injuring Bluestar
Superpower Holder: Hazeltail
(zooms in to lounge)
Lionblaze: Oh yeah, Berrynose is gone!
Sandstorm: I didn't think he'd last this long.
Icecloud: Shows how much we misjudged him then.
Hazeltail: Why is he gone? D: This is all my fault!
Lionblaze: How so?
Hazeltail: I... I nominated him!
Everyone but Hazeltail: (gasps)
Lionblaze: (laughing) Oh this is... magnificent! You're great Hazeltail!
(Ferncloud is in the bedroom)
Voice: Guess who's back?
Ferncloud: What was that? D:
Voice: I'm coming for you Ferncloud, and it all starts...
(some cat jumps on Ferncloud)
Bluestar: Now!
Ferncloud: (screams)
(Ashfur runs in)
Ashfur: Watson, don't kill her! She didn't steal the honey!
Ferncloud: What?
Bluestar: Mouse-dung where's my hat?
(destroys room)
Bluestar: WHERE. IS. MY. EPIC. HAT?
Ashfur: I took it. I want an epic hat!
Bluestar: Give it back! (snatches hat off Ashfur)
Ashfur: Nuuuuu! The epic hat!
Big Brother: All housemates, to the lounge.
(every at is in the lounge)
Big Brother: Housemates, it's time to nominate. Remember this week, Ferncloud is automatically nominated.
Ferncloud, Ashfur & Icecloud: NUUUUUUU!
Bluestar: YEEEES!
Ashfur: Bad Watson, bad!
Bluestar: Sorry. D:
Big Brother: Berrynose was evicted last week and he had a superpower to give out. Here he is to reveal it.
(Berrynose comes on to tv screen)
Berrynose: Daisy, do I have to?
Daisy: Yes!
Berrynose: (sigh) I give my power to Hazeltail
Hazeltail: Yay!
Lionblaze: She nominated you!
Berrynose: She what?
Daisy: (gasp) Hazeltail that's horrible!
Big Brother: Daisy, get off the screen.
Daisy: That was a horrible thing to do Hazeltail! You're a bad kitty, bad! bad!
(screen goes to black)
Big Brother: Every cat to the nominations room.
(in the nominations room)
Big Brother: This week housemates, only the 2 cats who have the highest points will be nominated. Ferncloud, to the chamber.
(Ferncloud enters)
Big Brother: Ferncloud, nominate now.
Ferncloud: For 4 points I nominate BLUESTAR because she scared the tail off me!
Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left.
Ferncloud: For 1 point I nominate HAZELTAIL because it's rude to nominate family.
Big Brother: Accepted.
Table:
FERNCLOUD N
BLUESTAR 4
HAZELTAIL 1
Ashfur 0
Brambleclaw 0
Icecloud 0
Lionblaze 0
Sandstorm 0
Big Brother: Bluestar, to the chamber.
(Bluestar enters)
Big Brother: Bluestar, nominate now.
Bluestar: For 600,651 points I nominate Ferncloud!
Big Brother: She can't be nominated remember, she already is
Bluestar: D: Then for 3 points I nominate ICECLOUD because she's related to Ferncloud.
Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left.
Bluestar: For 2 points I nominate LIONBLAZE because he likes Ferncloud more than any other member of the house.
Big Brother: Accepted.
Table:
FERNCLOUD N
BLUESTAR 4
ICECLOUD 3
Lionblaze 2
Hazeltail 1
Ashfur 0
Brambleclaw 0
Sandstorm 0
Big Brother: Sandstorm, to the chamber.
(Sandsorm enters)
Big Brother: Sandstorm, nominate now,
Sandstorm: For 4 points I nominate BRAMBLECLAW, cause he always cries!
Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left.
Sandstorm: For 1 point I nominate LIONBLAZE because he's a huge threat.
Big Brother: Accepted.
Table:
FERNCLOUD N
BLUESTAR 4
BRAMBLECLAW 4
Icecloud 3
Lionblaze 3
Hazeltail 1
Ashfur 0
Sandstorm 0
Big Brother: Lionblaze, to the chamber.
(Lionblaze enters)
Big Brother: Lionblaze, nominate now.
Lionblaze: For 4 points I nominate ICECLOUD, because I want her gone
Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left.
Lionblaze: For 1 point I nominate HAZELTAIL, because nominating Hazeltail is fun!
Big Brother: Accepted.
Table:
FERNCLOUD N
ICECLOUD 7
BLUESTAR 4
BRAMBLECLAW 4
Lionblaze 3
Hazeltail 2
Ashfur 0
Sandstorm 0
Big Brother: Ashfur, to the chamber.
(Ashfur enters)
Big Brother: Ashfur, nominate now.
Ashfur: For 4 points I nominate BRAMBLECLAW 'cause he cries too much.
Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left.
Ashfur: For one point I nominate LIONBLAZE so I can get back at Brambleclaw.
Big Brother: (gasp) eeeeeeebil! Accepted.
Table:
FERNCLOUD N
BRAMBLECLAW 8
ICECLOUD 7
Lionblaze 4
Bluestar 4
Hazeltail 2
Ashfur 0
Sandstorm 0
Big Brother: Brambelehnamunamu, to the chamber.
Everyone: Who's that?
(Ashfur tries to steal Bluestar's hat)
Bluestar: NO! MY HAT! MINE! BAD ASHFUR!
Big Brother: Bramelehnamunamu, hurry up!
Everyone: Who is that?
Big Brother: BRAMBELEHNAMUNAMU IS BRAMBLECLAW!
(Brambleclaw enters)
Big Brother: Brambleclaw, nominate now.
Brambleclaw: 3 to ASHFUR and 2 to SANDSTORM.
Big Brother: You have to give reasons
Brambleclaw: Can't be bothered.
Big Brother: (sigh) Fine then!
Table:
FERNCLOUD N
BRAMBLECLAW 8
ICECLOUD 7
Bluestar 4
Lionblaze 4
Ashfur 3
Hazeltail 2
Sandstorm 2
Big Brother: Icehnamunamu, to the chamber.
Icecloud: Do you mean me?
Big Brother: Yes, get in.
(Icecloud enters)
Big Brother: Icecloud, nominate now.
Icecloud: For 3 points I nominate BLUESTAR cause she's eeeeeeeeebil!
Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left.
Icecloud: For 2 points I nominate LIONBLAZE, cause he doesn't like me.
Big Brother: Why not nominate Hazeltail?
Icecloud: 'Cause she has the superpower and that's scary!
Big Brother: Accepted.
Table:
FERNCLOUD N
BLUESTAR 8
BRAMBLECLAW 8
Icecloud 7
Lionblaze 6
Ashfur 3
Hazeltail 2
Sandstorm 2
Big Brother: Hazelehnamunam...
Hazeltail: STOP THAT!
Big Brother: Sorry. Hazeltail, go to the Diary Room.
(in the Diary Room)
Big Brother: Hazeltail, your power is: you can listen to every cat nominating. You may nominate purely based on what you hear.
Hazeltail: What are those? (waves tail at headphones)
Big Brother: Put those on to hear the nominations.
(Hazeltail puts on the headphones)
Hazeltail: AAAAAAH! TOO LOUD!
Big Brother: Sorry. (turns volume down to 20) is that better?
Hazeltail: No! You know cats have sensitive hearing!
(Big Brother turns volume down to 1)
Big Brother: Better?
Hazeltail: Yes!
(Hazeltail watches all the nominations)
Big Brother: Hazeltail, nominate now
Hazeltai: For 4 points I nominate LIONBLAZE 'cause he said nominating me was fun, and it isn't fun! D:
Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left.
Hazeltail: For 1 point I nominate BRAMBLECLAW, 'cause he's annoying, he keeps crying, like all the time!
Big Brother: Accepted. All housemates, to the lounge.
FINAL TABLE:
FERNCLOUD N
LIONBLAZE 10
BRAMBLECLAW 9
Bluestar 8
Icecloud 7
Ashfur 3
Hazeltail 2
Sandstorm 2
(in the lounge)
Big Brother: Housemates, Hazeltail had the superpower. Her power was she could listen to all the nominations, and nominate based on what she heard. I will now reveal the housemates nominated, and the number of points they received. Already nominated, FERNCLOUD.
Ferncloud: (mock surprise) So shocking!
Big Brother: On 10 points, LIONBLAZE
Lionblaze: Nuuu!
Big Brother: On 9 points, BRAMBLECLAW.
Brambleclaw: (cries)
Sandstorm: SHUT UP!
Big Brother: Ferncloud, Lionblaze, Brambleclaw, next week, one of you WILL be the next evicted. That is all.
WEEK ELEVEN, DAILY SHOW (Ft. Cinderstar)
(Bluestar is dancing happily)
Ashfur: Watson, why are you dancing happily?
Bluestar: 'Cause Ferncloud's gonna go! XD
Ashfur: Nuuuuu! That's a bad thing.
Bluestar: It's a good thing.
Ferncloud: It's a bad thing!
(Icecloud comes running in)
Icecloud: GUYS! THERE'S A STRANGE CAT OUTSIDE!
Ashfur: A strange cat? This looks like a job for ASHFUR HOLMES AND BLUESTAR WATSON!
(goes to grab Bluestars epic hat)
Bluestar: (slaps Ashfur) My epic hat! Mine!
(the cats go outside)
Hazeltail: Who are you?
Cat: I am Cinderstar!
Brambleclaw: Cinderstar! What was your warrior name?
Cinderstar: Classified info, Bramblestar
Brambleclaw: Did you say Bramblestar?
Sandstorm: FIRESTAR DIES? D:
Cinderstar: Oops. I meant Brambleclaw
Sandstorm: Yay, Firestar lives!
Cinderstar: Hey, who wants to hear my theme song? XD
Lionblaze: Me! It better not be better than mine!
(music starts and theme song starts playing)
I'm Cinderstar, uh-huh uh-huh I'm Cinderstar ooooooh yeah!
I'm Cinderstar, uh-huh uh-huh I'm Cinderstar ooooooooh yeah!
Lionblaze: That's a stupid theme song! Mine's way better!
Cinderstar: Oh? Let's hear it then.
(music starts and Lionblaze's song plays)
I'm the meanest, fiercest kitty in the forest
I'll maul you to death and I won't get a scratch...
(Ferncloud stops the music)
Lionblaze: Hey!
Ferncloud: That's an awful theme song! Why would you talk about killing cats?
Lionblaze: And I suppose yours is better Ferncloud?
Ferncloud: It's wonderful!
(Ferncloud's music and theme song start playing)
Ferncloud: I'm Ferncloud bro, you should know
I'm the coolest queen, I run the show,
Better than Daisy, who's way too lazy,
And cooler than anyone yes, that's true!
If you don't believe so go eat a shoe!
Oh no, that was mean,
Ferncloud, keep it clean,
Sorry bros I'm the best,
Way better than the rest!
Ferncloud OUT!
Brambleclaw: OMSC...
Lionblaze: MInd blown.
Cinderstar: That was totally awesome! Where did you learn to rap like that?
Ferncloud: Oh, I was part of the she-cat band Mamma Kitty back in 2003.
Hazeltail: (gasp) YOU WERE IN MAMMA KITTY!?
Ferncloud: Uh... Yes?
Hazeltail: AAAAAAAAAH!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS! SIGN MY TAIL! SIGN MY EYES! SIGN MY EARS! SIGN MY EVERYTHING!
Ferncloud: Oh... I don't have a pen
Bluestar: Here's one!
(Ferncloud signs her name on Hazeltail's fur)
Hazeltail: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! :D THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE!
Icecloud: Better than the day you won a lifetime's supply of fresh-kill?
Hazeltail: YES!
Ashfur: Better than the day you survived a fake eviction in week 5?
Hazeltail: YES!
Sandstorm: Better than the day you won $600,000,000?
Hazeltail: YES! WAY BETTER THAN THAT! Oh Ferncloud, I got some matches for you.
Ferncloud: (gasp) MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! :DDDDD
(runs off to play with matches)
Hazeltail: Oooh! Rap about matches!
Ferncloud: Ok!
I love matches!
Matches are amazing, matches are the best!
Matches are way better than the rest!
You can use them for playing
You can use them for lighting fires
And one day, yes one day
I'll use a match to burn Bluestar to the ground!
Yeah I'll burn Bluestar to the ground!
Bluestar: Hey!
Hazeltail: Shhhh! No interrupting the rap!
(Ferncloud walks over to Bluestar)
Bluestar, you're a horrible cat!
You scared me, terrorised me, made me feel weak.
Oh, and Bluestar? You're nothing but a (bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)
Everyone: (gasp)
Hazeltail: BURNED BLUESTAR, YOU GOT BURNED!
Bluestar: No I didn't!
Ashfur: You actually did.
Icecloud: Yeah, you did.
Bluestar: Nuuuuuuu! (crawls under rock)
(random limo comes)
Limo Driver: I'm here for Cinderstar?
Cinderstar: That's me! OMSC A LIMO YAAAAAAAAAY! (jumps in to limo)
Driver: Where to Cinderstar?
Cinderstar: Fly me to the moon!
Driver: Uh... Ok?
(Limo grows wings and takes off)
Cinderstar: (sticks head out the window) Seeya Suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!
Full credit to Nighty for Ferncloud's song!
WEEK ELEVEN, CHALLENGE (Ft. Mosseye & Fuzzypelt)
(Hazeltail is sitting in the lounge watching Mama Kitty videos)
Ferncloud: Hey Hazeltail, what are youy watching?
Hazeltail: Mama Kitty.
Ferncloud: Oh dear.
Hazeltail: Come see!
(Ferncloud jumps on the couch)
Ferncloud: Oh dear... Did we really wear those clothes? Oh dear they look HORRID! Oh Hazeltail, turn it off!
(Icecloud comes in)
Icecloud: Who's playing Mama Kitty?
Bluestar: I wanna see Ferncloud look stupid!
Ferncloud: Nooooooo!
Bluestar: Haha, look at her clothes everyone! Look at her stupid clothes!
Everyone: Haha!
Ferncloud: Um... Who wants cookies?
Ashfur: Me! I do!
Brambleclaw: Yeah me!
Ashfur: Now I don't want cookies...
Bluestar: Guys, she's trying to distract us!
Sandstorm: NO DISTRACTING! This is hillarious Ferncloud!
Ferncloud: Bliuestar do you still have that rock that you crawl under when you're embarrassed?
Bluestar: Oh yeah it's out in the yard
Ferncloud: Thankyou!
(Ferncloud crawls under the rock)