Big Brother: ThunderClan/Finale Week

FINALE WEEK, SINGLE EVICTION (Ft. Squirrelflight)

Voice-over: Welcome to the FIRST EVICTION OF THE WEEK! Please welcome the host of this show, DAISY!

(Daisy walks on to stage)

Daisy: It's finally here! It's finale week! WHO'S EXCITED!

Crowd: MEEEEEEEEE!

Daisy: Well, the excitement is about to end for one cat, because they're about to be evicted! Who's it gonna be? Oh and by the way it can be anyone but Hazeltail.

Producer: DAISY!

Daisy: Ok, ok, let's look at the voting lines

(Daisy crosses to the voting lines, they read)

??? 20%

??? 11%

??? 23%

??? 15%

??? 18%

??? 13%

Daisy: Ok, so we've got the next ad to vote, so who wants the numbers?

Random apprentice: MEEEEEEEEEEE!

Daisy: (purrs with amusement) Ok, here they are!

Voice-over: If you want...

Daisy: I WANNA READ THEM!

Voice-over: Fine...

Daisy: If you want ASHFUR to win, dial 1902 55 71 01! Or SMS ASHFUR to 161 661!

If you want BLUESTAR to win, dial 1902 55 71 16! Or SMS BLUESTAR to 161 661!

If you want BRAMBLECLAW to win, dial 1902 55 71 04! Or SMS BRAMBLECLAW tro 161 661!

If you want CLOUDTAIL to win, dial 1902 55 71 05! Or SMS CLOUDTAIL to 161 661!

If you want HAZELTAIL to win, dial 1902 55 71 08! Or SMS HAZELTAIL to 161 661! 

(gets out mind control device)

DIAL THE NUMBER!

Producer: DAISY! CHEATERER! :O

Daisy: If you want that loser ICECLOUD to win, dial 1902 55 71 10! Or SMS ICECLOUD to 161 661!

We'll be back after the break!

Daisy: We are back peopelza! And now, it be time... TO SAVE A KITTEH!

(Daisy crosses to the house)

Daisy: WASUUUUUUUUUUUUP?

Housemates: NOT MUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH!

Daisy: That's my thing! D: Anyway, I'm here to save a cat. Remember housemates, this is in NO particular order. One cat who is still in the running to win Big Brother is....

Hazeltail: Is it me? XD

Daisy: NO TALKING!

Cloudtail: Yeah, suddup.

Hazeltail: D:

Daisy: (gasp) RUDE!

Cloudtail: Sorry.

Daisy: One cat who is still in the running to win is... CLOUDTAIL!

Cloudtail & Hazeltail: WOOOOOOOOOO!

Daisy: Ok, we're gonna go to a break to make this show longer, so bye now!

Housemates: Nuuuuuuuu!

Daisy: We're back once again!

Crowd: LE SAFE CAT! LE DO IT!

Daisy: Fine...

(Daisy crosses to the house)

Housemates: SAVE ANOTHER ONE!

Daisy: Magic word?

Brambleclaw: Please save another one Daisy!

Daisy: I shall. In fact, I shall right now.

Everyone: Woooooo!

Daisy: The next cat safe is... THE COUCH!

Everyone: TRICKER! D:

Ashfur: (attempts to maul Daisy)

Bluestar: You can't maul a screen!

Ashfur: D:

Icecloud: SAVE A CAT! NOT A FURNITURE!

Daisy: Fine. We shall save another one. The cat safe is... ASHFUR!

Ashfur: YES! ASHFUR HOLMES SOLVES ANOTHER CASE! Thankye viewers!

Bluestar: SAVE ME NEXT!

Daisy: We're going to an ad break!

Bluestar: Nuuuuuuu!

Daisy: And once again, we return! Who will be the 3rd cat safe?

(everyone yells out their fave)

Daisy: Well, let's cross to the house and find out!

(Daisy crosses to the house)

Daisy: It's time to save cat 3!

Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Daisy: The next cat who is safe is... YES! JUST WHAT I WANTED! THANKYOU PUBLIC!

Everyone: What?

Daisy: The next cat safe is... Hazeltail!

Hazeltail: WOOOOOOOOOO!

Daisy: And now time for ANOTHER ad break...

Housemates: Nuuuuu!

Daisy: We're back, and it's time to save the fourth cat!

(Daisy crosses to the house)

Daisy: Here we are, ready to save cat number FOUR!

Bluestar, Brambleclaw & Icecloud: Tell us who!

Brambleclaw: Please.

Daisy: Ok, so the next cat that is definitely safe is... BLUESTAR!

Bluestar: Awwwwwww yeah!

Ashfur: Wooo! Watson!

Daisy: Icecloud, Brambleclaw, that means one of the two of you is about to become the next evicted cat, We'll find out who, after the break.

Brambleclaw: WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US?

Icecloud: Hey, you didn't cry!

Brambleclaw: I DIDN'T CRY!

Icecloud: H-5! (they Hi-5)

Brambleclaw: Wooo!

Daisy: Stay tuned to find out wether Icecloud or Brambleclaw will become the next cat evicted

Daisy: We're back, and now it's time to find out who the next evicted cat is!

(Daisy crosses to the house)

Daisy: Hi housemates!

Housemates: Hi!

Daisy: It;s time for the moment of truth...

(eyes cloud) Icecloud, Brambleclaw, one of you are just seconds away from keaving the Big Brother house. After receiving the LEAST amount of votes to win, it's time to go... Brambleclaw!

Icecloud: :O

Brambleclaw: (cries)

Icecloud: Hey, don't be upest! You made it to 6th place! You beat Sandstorm!

Big Brother: Brambleclaw, you have 10 seconds to leave the house.

(everyone gets up)

Brambleclaw: (starts nomming on his gummy bears)

(doors open)

Brambleclaw: Bye everyone!

Icecloud: Bye buddy!

Ashfur: Bye!

Bluestar: Goodbye!

Hazeltail: Bye!

Cloudtail: Bye!

(Brambleclaw exits)

Daisy: Please welcome evictee number twelve, BRAMBLECLAW!

(Brambleclaw walks on to stage, eating gummy bears)

Daisy: Brambleclaw, how do you feel about making it to 6th place?

Brambleclaw: Good, I guess.

Daisy: We have a special guest for you.

Brambleclaw: Who? XD

Daisy: SQUIRRA!

(Squirrelflight walks on to stage)

Brambleclaw: SQUIRRAAAAAAAA!

Squirrelflight: Brambyyyyyyy!

Brambleclaw: Come sit next to me!

Squirrelflight: Ok

(Brambleclaw & Squirrelflight sit down)

Brambleclaw: (starts eating gummy bears again)

Daisy: Do you want to see the voting lines?

Brambleclaw: (too busy eating gummy bears to reply)

Daisy: Brambleclaw?

Squirrelflight: Bramby?

Brambleclaw: What?

Squirrelflight: Daisy's talking to you.

Brambleclaw: What?

Daisy: Do you want to see the voting lines?

Brambleclaw: YES!

(Daisy crosses to the voting lines; they read)

BRAMBLECLAW 11%

??? 13%

??? 15%

??? 18%

??? 20%

??? 23%

Brambleclaw: Why do the other's still have question marks?

Daisy: 'Cause then we'd be giving away the winner

Brambleclaw: Who's gonna win?

Daisy: I can't say

Brambleclaw: But... I wanna know who wins! (starts throwing tantrum(

Daisy: Fine! I'll whisper

(whispers to Brambleclaw)

Brambleclaw: Oooh!

Daisy: Well folks, I'm Daisy, and Brambleclaw has just been evicted. Tune in tomorrow for the season's first and only DOUBLE EVICTION! Goodnight every cat!

Squirrelflight: Brambleclaw, say goodnight.

Brambleclaw: Goodnight!

FINALE WEEK, DOUBLE EVICTION

Voice-over: Hello and welcome to the DOUBLE EVICTION! Please welcome your host, DAISY!

(Daisy walks on to stage)

Daisy: Hello every cat and welcome to the DOUBLE EVICTION!

Crowd: Wooooooooo!

Daisy: After today, we'll have our FINAL THREE! One of whom will win the title of Big Brother: ThunderClan!

Crowd: Woooooo!

Daisy: Wanna seee the voting lines?

Crowd: Wooooooo!

Daisy: Can you stop saying that?

Crowd: Saying what?

Daisy: Wooooooo! CRAP I SAID IT! D:

Crowd: Wooooooo!

(Daisy crosses to the voting lines, they read)

??? 23%

??? 21%

??? 22%

??? 20%

??? 14%

Daisy: Someone is definitely in danger, but the other 4 are neck-and-neck! Here are the numbers you need to vote for your favourite, you have untill the ad break is over to vote!

Voice-over: If you want ASHFUR to win, dial 1902 55 71 01! Or SMS ASHFUR to 161 661!

If you want BLUESTAR to win, dial 1902 55 71 16! Or SMS BLUESTAR to 161 661!

If you want CLOUDTAIL to win, dial 1902 55 71 05! Or SMS CLOUDTAIL to 161 661!

If you want HAZELTAIL to win, dial 1902 55 71 08! Or SMS HAZELTAIL to 161 661!

If you want ICECLOUD to win, dial 1902 55 71 10! Or SMS ICECLOUD to 161 661!

Daisy: We'll be back right after the break!

Tanglefrost: Are your hiccups annoying you?

Brambleclaw: Hic! yes! (cries)

Tanglefrost: Have you tried EVERYTHING to get rid of them?

Brambleclaw: Yes! D:

Tanglefrost: Then you need the HIC-AWAY 2000!

Brambleclaw: What's-hic!-that?

Tanglefrost: The HIC-AWAY 2000 is built from the latest technology and is guarenteed to scare them right out of you! Look, just press this button and hey-presto! (presses button)

(high pitched laser noise)

Brambleclaw: AAAAAAAAAAAH! I DON'T WANNA DIE! D: Hey they're gone!

Tanglefrost: See? It works like magic?

Brambleclaw: Where can I buy this machine?

Tanglefrost: Order it by the phone on 1300-HICAWAY for 3 easy payments of $33.33 or just pay in full for $99.99! And even better, if you order within the next 20 minutes, we'll get you a second one FREE! That's right, absolutely FREE!

warning: We are not responsible for any death or serious injury you may expirience by using this machine, nor are we responsible for anything Bluestar may do to you with this machine if you anger her.

Daisy: We're back! Now, let's cross to the house to reveal one cat that is safe!

(Daisy crosses to the house)

Daisy: Hello housemates!

Housemates: Hi!

Daisy: Well, 2 days away from the finale! I'm here to tell you one cat who will DEFINITELY be in it. Remember this is in no particular order. The cat who is definitely in the finale is... ASHFUR!

Ashfur: :O :O I MADE IT! OMSC

Daisy: Well, we shall be back after ze break to save a second cat!

Daisy: And we're back! Let's save a second cat!

(crosses to the house)

Daisy: It's time to save a second cat!

Everyone: Yaaaaaaay!

Daisy: Again, in no particular order, the cat that is DEFINITELY in the finale is... ICECLOUD!

Icecloud: WHAT? :O

Ashfur: Icecloud... WE MADE IT TO THE FINALE!!!!!!!!!

Icecloud: Yaaaaaaay! (starts dancing with Ashfur)

Bluestar: Aww, you guys are so cute together!

Ashfur & Icecloud: WE'RE RELATED!

Daisy: Now... For the moment of truth... We shall be back after the ad break to evict the first of 2 cats. Bye now!

Sales Guy: HUGE SALE! HUGE SALE! HUGE SALE! 

Right now, you can buy 50 packets of matches for FIFTY DOLLARS! THAT'S ONE DOLLAR PER PACKET!

Ferncloud: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (buys every packet of matches in the shop)

Sales Guy: Oh... Uh... I guess the sale's over then.

Daisy: We're back now, and it's time for the first cat to get tossed out!

(Daisy crosses to the house)

Daisy: Hey housemates!

Housemates: Hey!

Daisy: Let's get down to business. (eyes cloud) Cloudtail, Hazeltail, Bluestar, one of you is just seconds away from leaving the Big Brother house. After receiving the LEAST amount of votes to win... It's time to go... NO! D: It's time to go... HAZELTAIL! D:

Hazeltail: This is another fake eviction right?

Big Brother: No, we already had one of those. Get out.

Hazeltail: D: 

(doors open)

Hazeltail: CLOUDTAIL! MY LOVE! LEMME KISS YOU!

Cloudtail: AAAAAAAAAAH! D:

Big Brother: Leave now or security will throw you out. 

Hazeltail: D:

(Hazeltail exits)

Daisy: Please welcome evictee number twelve, HAZELTAIL!

Hazeltail: MUM! XD

Daisy: My Hazeleh! :D

Hazeltail: Wooooo! 5th place!

Daisy: You beat your brother!

Hazeltail: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Daisy: Wanna see the voting lines?

Hazeltail: Sure!

??? 23%

??? 22%

??? 21%

??? 20%

HAZELTAIL 14%

Hazeltail: Oh cool!

Daisy: Now remember, someone else will be evicted tonight.

Hazeltail: CAN IT BE CLOUDTAIL!? XD

Daisy: We'll see. Anyway, your limo is waiting. Goodbye!

Hazeltail: Bye mum!

Daisy: Well, one down, one more to go. Come back after the break to see who makes the finale... and who falls at the final hurdle.

Daisy: We're back people! Or cats... Or whatever you are. Let's cross to the house and reveal our final 3.

(Daisy crosses to the house)

Daisy: Helloooooooooooooooo?

Housemates: Are you ready to gooooooooooooo?

Daisy: No, but one of you will be.

Housemates: D:

Daisy: (eyes cloud) Cloudtail, Bluestar, for one of you, the final 3 awaits. For the other, eviction. After receiving the LEAST amount of votes to win, it's time to go...

Cloudtail: Not me. Not me. Not me.

Daisy: It's time to go... BLUESTAR!

Ashfur: WATSOOOOOOOOOOON! D:

Bluestar: HOLMES! D: DON'T LET THEM TAKE ME!

Big Brother: Bluestar, you have been evicted. You have 10 seconds to leave the house.

(doors open)

Bluestar: Goodbye Holmes!

Ashfur: GIVE ME YOUR EPIC HAT! (chases after Bluestar)

Bluestar: QUICK! SHUT THE DOOR!

(Bluestar exits)

Daisy: Please welcome, evictee number thirteen, BLUESTAR!

Brighty: Nuuuuuuuuuu! (gets out laptop and edits BBRC)

Tangle: Nuuuuuuu! (deletes edit)

Brighty: Nuuuu! (re-edits)

Tangle: (hits Brighty with laptop)

Bluestar: Weird sight...

Daisy: Hey, nice hat!

Bluestar: Thanks!

Daisy: How do you feel about coming in as an intruder, and getting 4th place?

Bluestar: It's awesome! I BEAT FERNCLOUD! See? Evil wins sometimes! :D

Daisy: Wanna see the voting lines?

Bluestar: Sure!

??? 23%

??? 22%

??? 21%

BLUESTAR 20%

HAZELTAIL 14%

Daisy: Who's your pick to win?

Bluestar: You know, I hope Ashfur wins! 

Daisy: Why?

Bluestar: Because Ashfur Holmes ALWAYS wins!

Daisy: Well folks, I'm Daisy and we are down to the final 3! Now, tomorrow is a Daily show, and the day after that is the finale. I'll see you then! Goodnight, every cat!

Bluestar: Goodnight!