Rules[]
WIP
Host[]
Lilydust (ME)
Intro Show[]
Lilydust: Toms, she-cats, and random Twolegs watching from all over the world, welcome to Big Brother:Warriors Fanfiction!
Random Spaceman: Hey, you forgot me! I'm on the MOOON!
Lilydust: Will you PLEASE be quiet? Anyway- fourteen people will be entering the house- we scrapped the gender rule, it's BOORRRING! I'm the author's character, so of course I am not allowed in the house. But contestant number one, the one and only, inventor of Big Brother, Tanglefrost!!!!
Tanglefrost: Hello, Lilydust. Been watching BBTC lately?
Lilydust: Yeah, course I have. My Bracky must end up back. So, can you go through the Twoleg thing please?
Tanglefrost: *shrugs* Sure. *goes through*
Lilydust: Contestant number two is Forestpaw!
Forestpaw: *comes in holding a fork*
Lilydust: OMSC what in StarClan's name is that?
Forestpaw: *shortly* A fork.
Lilydust: O.o Please can you go through the doors?
Forestpaw: Can my fork come?
Lilydust: *snaps fork*
Forestpaw: *runs through doors with broken fork*
Lilydust: Works every time. Number three, Roboflight!
Roboflight: Haii! Is Dan Kuso in there?
Lilydust: Maybe.
Roboflight: I'm coming for you, Dan! *runs through doors*
Lilydust: Hah! He's not in there! Number four, Artistar!
Artistar: Ooh, a door! *writes in notebook, and goes through doors.*
Random cat: I love Cinders!!
Artistar: Thanks!
Lilydust: Fifth contestant is FUZZYPELT!
Fuzzypelt: I missed y'all! *goes through doors*
Lilydust: Number six, MISTYBIRD!
Mistybird: Kittens beat bunnies, turtles, tables and flying white cats!!! *runs through doors*
Lilydust: Can cats fly? Anyway, seventh contestant is, NINJASHADOW (Ninja)
Ninja: *slips through doors without anyone noticing*
Lilydust: Maybe she is a ninja :) Eighth contestant is Rainsplash!
Rainsplash: DAN KUSO? HAS ROBO GOT YOU? *Runs in*
Lilydust: Ninth contestant is Nightshimmer!
Nightshimmer: Cookie?
Lilydust: *pushes through doors* Tenth contestant is...DUCKSPLASH!
Ducky: *goes through doors with a rubber duck*
Lilydust: Eleventh is Jetfeather!
Jetfeather: *bolts through doors*
Lilydust: Contestant Twelve, Bluestar! (Brighty)
Bluestar: *walks through doors, texting*
Lilydust: Next, Mosseye!
Mosseye: Oh OK. *GOES THROUGH DOORS*
Lilydust: Finally, Featherswirl! (Feather)
Featherswirl: I like ice-cream. *walks through doors*
Lilydust: THAT'S IT! Let's begin!
Daily Show[]
Tangle: Wooah! A TV! I can watch BBTC!
Nighty: Nu-uh! I'm watching the shopping channel for security measures that mean nobody can steal my avocado gun!
Tangle: (steals avocado gun) Too late!
Nighty: NO!
Robo: No, I want to watch Dan Kuso do awesome stuff.
Rainy: Aw MAN! We're seeing eye-to-eye with each other.
Robo: Isn't that meant to be a good thing?
Rainy: B-but Dan is mine!
Robo: DAN IS MINE, RAINY! (mauls)
Rainy: Aha! I am the amazing person that can NEVER be mauled.
Robo: (cries)
Nighty: GIVE ME BACK MY AVACADO GUN OR I WILL TURN YOU INTO AN AVOCADO!
Tangle: (gives back) Meanie! (eats avocado)
Nighty: Avocados are MIIINNNNE :)
Tangle: You ate my nachos. And avocados are MINE :)
Brighty: *eats maltesers quietly*
Tangle: *steals Brighty's maltesers*
Brighty: *cries* *texts Nighty* Get my maltesers back!
Nighty: Ooh, a message from...uh, Brighty! Okay Brighty! *gives maltesers back to Brighty*
Tangle: *mauls Nighty*
Nighty: *cries*
Arti: EVERYONE STOP CRYING!
Featherswirl: *hides ice-cream*
Arti: MYYYYY ICCECREAM! GIVE IT!
Featherswirl: Nooooo! (cries)
Arti: My icecream! (cries)
Tangle: My Arti be crying! (cries)
Mossy: No, my Tangle be crying (cries)
Ninja: EVERYONE PLEASE STOP CRYING!
(crying stops)
Mistybird: YAY I AM THE COOLEST COS I DIDN'T CRY! (noms on avocado)
Nighty: NO! MY AVOCADO!! *Saves*
Ducky: MY AVOCADO!
Fuzzy: O.o STOP FIGHTING OVER A SILLY AVOCADO!
Forest: Yeah.
Big Brother: Nominations please.
Noms[]
Big Brother: Roboflight to the Diary Room.
(Roboflight enters)
Roboflight: First I nominate MISTYBIRD for 4 points because she said she was cooler than me! D:
Big Brother: Accepted.
Roboflight: And for 1 point I nominate RAINSPLASH for stealing Dan Kuso!
Big Brother: Uh, accepted?
Big Brother: Tanglefrost to the Diary Room.
(Tanglefrost enters)
Tanglefrost: First, for four points I nominate NIGHTSHIMMER because she stole mah nachos.
Big Brother: Accepted.
Tanglefrost: And for one point I nominate FEATHERSWIRL because she made Arti cry.
Big Brother: Le accepty.
Big Brother: Rainsplash to the diary room.
(Rainsplash enters)
Rainsplash: First for 4 points I nominate ROBOFLIGHT because he shot Dan Kuso D:
Big Brother: I don't remember that. Anyways, accepted.
Rainsplash: And for 1 point I nominate Tanglefrost. He knows Big Brother too well, and that's just scary!!
Dan Kuso: Is this the pizza parlour?
Rainsplash: DAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!
Dan Kuso: Uh-oh I don't want to be shot again by a crazy fangirl! (runs)
Rainsplash: NOOOOOOO MY DAN BE SCARED!
Big Brother: Artistar to the diary room.
(Artistar enters)
Artistar: For 4 points I nominate FEATHERSWIRL because she wouldn't share her icecream.
Featherswirl: HEY!
Artistar:Isn't that door soundproof?
Big Brother: You didn't close it.
Artistar: Anyway, for 1 point I nominate DUCKSPLASH because he is distancing himself too much.
Big Brother: Accepted, Oh God of Epicness.
Big Brother: Brighty to the diary room.
Brighty: For 4 points I nominate TANGLEFROST because he took mah maltesers.
Big Brother: Accepted.
Brighty: And for the last point I nominate FEATHERSWIRL. I wanted that icecream!
Big Brother: Accepted.
Big Brother: Fuzzypelt to the diary room.
Fuzzypelt: For 1 point I nominate TANGLE, ARTI, FEATHERSWIRL, NIGHTY, AND DUCKY because they were being annoying furballs!
Big Brother: Accepted.
Big Brother: Mistybird to the diary room.
Mistybird: For One point I nominate FEATHERSWIRL because she wouldn't share!
Big Brother: Accepted.
Mistybird: For the other four I nominate SWIRLFEATHER. That's an anagram.
Big Brother: Oh, FEATHERSWIRL. Okay.
(Mistybird runs out.)
Big Brother: Hey....
Big Brother: Mosseye to the Diary Room.
(Mosseye enters)
Mosseye: For 4 points I nominate FORESTPAW cos' hardly anyone will nominate him.
Big Brother: And your last one?
Mosseye: Featherswirl.
Big Brother: Accepted.
Big Brother: Featherswirl to the Diary Room.
Featherswirl: For 4 points I nominate Artistar! I know he'll have nominated me. And the last goes to TANGLEFROST as he knows Big Brother upside down!
Big Brother: Does he? Accepted.
Big Brother: Nightshimmer to the Diary Room.
Nightshimmer: For 4 points I nominate TANGLEFROST because he's mah arch enemy! And the last is for FEATHERSWIRL cos she had avocado flavoured icecream. And she made Arti cry!
Big Brother: Accepted.
Big Brother: Ninjashadow to the diary room.
Ninjashadow: For 4 points I nominate FEATHERSWIRL-
Big Brother: Because she wouldn't share her icecream and made Arti cry?
Ninjashadow: Yup. And the last goes to FORESTPAW cos nobody will have nommed him, they must be too busy nominating Tangle and Feather.
Big Brother: Accepted.
Big Brother: DUCKSPLASH to the Diary Room.
Ducksplash: For 4 points I nominate Nightshimmer because she's obsessed with avocados! And the last to ROBOFLIGHT.
Big Brother: Le accepty.
Big Brother: Forestpaw to the diary room.
Forestpaw: For 4 points- ARTISTAR and for 1- NIGHTSHIMMER.
Big Brother: Accepted.
Big Brother: Jetfeather to the Diary Room.
Jetfeather: For 4 points- FORESTPAW and for 1- NIGHTSHIMMER.
Big Brother: Nominations are over.
(In the lounge)
Big Brother: ON 11, NIGHTY AND TANGLE.
Tangle: Meh.
Nighty: Nuuuu!
Big Brother: ON 18, FEATHER. That is all.
EVICTION[]
Lilydust: Hello, and welcome to the live eviction! I will reveal the first cat safe before the ad break.
Random cat: TANGLEH TO BE SAFE!
Random CAT 2: ADVENTURE TIME! NIGHTY STAY!
RANDOM CAT 3: FEATHER TO WIN!
Lilydust: Well, I can now reveal, after recieving the MOST votes to save, the cat that is definitely safe is TANGLEFROST!
Tangle: *gives Lilydust a cup of tea*
Lilydust: Thanks, I love tea.
Tangle: No problem.
Lilydust: *gives Tangle Bella Ferraro CD*
Tangle: Thanks.
Lilydust: Now for an ad break.
Lilydust: So, the cat with the LEAST amount of votes to save...it's time to go NIGHTSHIMMER!
Tangle: *parties* YES YES YES YES YES YES YESSSS!
Lilydust: Nightshimmer, come out here. Please welcome evictee number....
(Nighty leaves)
Lilydust:O.o
Nighty: *swings by* ADDDDDVVVVVVVVVVVENNNNNNTURE TIIIIMMMMME!!!!!
Lilydust: Okay, so who's the superpower going to be given to?
Nighty: ROBOFLIGHT.
Lilydust: Okay folks it's the end of the night and Nightshimmer has just been evicted. Goodnight every cat!