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WIP

Host

Lilydust (ME)

Intro Show

Lilydust: Toms, she-cats, and random Twolegs watching from all over the world, welcome to Big Brother:Warriors Fanfiction! 

Random Spaceman: Hey, you forgot me! I'm on the MOOON!

Lilydust: Will you PLEASE be quiet? Anyway- fourteen people will be entering the house- we scrapped the gender rule, it's BOORRRING! I'm the author's character, so of course I am not allowed in the house. But contestant number one, the one and only, inventor of Big Brother, Tanglefrost!!!!

Tanglefrost: Hello, Lilydust. Been watching BBTC lately?

Lilydust: Yeah, course I have. My Bracky must end up back. So, can you go through the Twoleg thing please?

Tanglefrost: *shrugs* Sure. *goes through*

Lilydust: Contestant number two is Forestpaw!

Forestpaw: *comes in holding a fork* 

Lilydust: OMSC what in StarClan's name is that?

Forestpaw: *shortly* A fork.

Lilydust: O.o Please can you go through the doors?

Forestpaw: Can my fork come?

Lilydust: *snaps fork*

Forestpaw: *runs through doors with broken fork*

Lilydust: Works every time. Number three, Roboflight!

Roboflight: Haii! Is Dan Kuso in there?

Lilydust: Maybe.

Roboflight: I'm coming for you, Dan! *runs through doors*

Lilydust: Hah! He's not in there! Number four, Artistar!

Artistar: Ooh, a door! *writes in notebook, and goes through doors.*

Random cat: I love Cinders!!

Artistar: Thanks! 

Lilydust: Fifth contestant is FUZZYPELT!

Fuzzypelt: I missed y'all! *goes through doors*

Lilydust: Number six, MISTYBIRD!

Mistybird: Kittens beat bunnies, turtles, tables and flying white cats!!! *runs through doors*

Lilydust: Can cats fly? Anyway, seventh contestant is, NINJASHADOW (Ninja)

Ninja: *slips through doors without anyone noticing*

Lilydust: Maybe she is a ninja :) Eighth contestant is Rainsplash!

Rainsplash: DAN KUSO? HAS ROBO GOT YOU? *Runs in*

Lilydust: Ninth contestant is Nightshimmer!

Nightshimmer: Cookie?

Lilydust: *pushes through doors* Tenth contestant is...DUCKSPLASH!

Ducky: *goes through doors with a rubber duck*

Lilydust: Eleventh is Jetfeather!

Jetfeather: *bolts through doors*

Lilydust: Contestant Twelve, Bluestar! (Brighty)

Bluestar: *walks through doors, texting*

Lilydust: Next, Mosseye!

Mosseye: Oh OK. *GOES THROUGH DOORS*

Lilydust: Finally, Featherswirl! (Feather)

Featherswirl: I like ice-cream. *walks through doors*

Lilydust: THAT'S IT! Let's begin!

Daily Show

Tangle: Wooah! A TV! I can watch BBTC!

Nighty: Nu-uh! I'm watching the shopping channel for security measures that mean nobody can steal my avocado gun!

Tangle: (steals avocado gun) Too late!

Nighty: NO! 

Robo: No, I want to watch Dan Kuso do awesome stuff.

Rainy: Aw MAN! We're seeing eye-to-eye with each other.

Robo: Isn't that meant to be a good thing?

Rainy: B-but Dan is mine!

Robo: DAN IS MINE, RAINY! (mauls)

Rainy: Aha! I am the amazing person that can NEVER be mauled.

Robo: (cries)

Nighty: GIVE ME BACK MY AVACADO GUN OR I WILL TURN YOU INTO AN AVOCADO!

Tangle: (gives back) Meanie! (eats avocado)

Nighty: Avocados are MIIINNNNE :)

Tangle: You ate my nachos. And avocados are MINE :)

Brighty: *eats maltesers quietly*

Tangle: *steals Brighty's maltesers*

Brighty: *cries* *texts Nighty*  Get my maltesers back!

Nighty: Ooh, a message from...uh, Brighty! Okay Brighty! *gives maltesers back to Brighty*

Tangle: *mauls Nighty*

Nighty: *cries*

Arti: EVERYONE STOP CRYING!

Featherswirl: *hides ice-cream*

Arti: MYYYYY ICCECREAM! GIVE IT!

Featherswirl: Nooooo! (cries)

Arti: My icecream! (cries)

Tangle: My Arti be crying! (cries)

Mossy: No, my Tangle be crying (cries)

Ninja: EVERYONE PLEASE STOP CRYING!

(crying stops)

Mistybird: YAY I AM THE COOLEST COS I DIDN'T CRY! (noms on avocado)

Nighty: NO! MY AVOCADO!! *Saves*

Ducky: MY AVOCADO!

Fuzzy: O.o STOP FIGHTING OVER A SILLY AVOCADO!

Forest: Yeah.

Big Brother: Nominations please.

Noms

Big Brother: Roboflight to the Diary Room. 

(Roboflight enters)

Roboflight: First I nominate MISTYBIRD for 4 points because she said she was cooler than me! D:

Big Brother: Accepted.

Roboflight: And for 1 point I nominate RAINSPLASH for stealing Dan Kuso!

Big Brother: Uh, accepted?


Big Brother: Tanglefrost to the Diary Room.

(Tanglefrost enters)

Tanglefrost: First, for four points I nominate NIGHTSHIMMER because she stole mah nachos.

Big Brother: Accepted.

Tanglefrost: And for one point I nominate FEATHERSWIRL because she made Arti cry.

Big Brother: Le accepty.


Big Brother: Rainsplash to the diary room.

(Rainsplash enters)

Rainsplash: First for 4 points I nominate ROBOFLIGHT because he shot Dan Kuso D:

Big Brother: I don't remember that. Anyways, accepted.

Rainsplash: And for 1 point I nominate Tanglefrost. He knows Big Brother too well, and that's just scary!!

Dan Kuso: Is this the pizza parlour?

Rainsplash: DAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!! 

Dan Kuso: Uh-oh I don't want to be shot again by a crazy fangirl! (runs)

Rainsplash: NOOOOOOO MY DAN BE SCARED!


Big Brother: Artistar to the diary room.

(Artistar enters)

Artistar: For 4 points I nominate FEATHERSWIRL because she wouldn't share her icecream.

Featherswirl: HEY!

Artistar:Isn't that door soundproof?

Big Brother: You didn't close it.

Artistar: Anyway, for 1 point I nominate DUCKSPLASH because he is distancing himself too much.

Big Brother: Accepted, Oh God of Epicness.


Big Brother: Brighty to the diary room.

Brighty: For 4 points I nominate TANGLEFROST because he took mah maltesers.

Big Brother: Accepted.

Brighty: And for the last point I nominate FEATHERSWIRL. I wanted that icecream!

Big Brother: Accepted.


Big Brother: Fuzzypelt to the diary room.

Fuzzypelt: For 1 point I nominate TANGLE, ARTI, FEATHERSWIRL, NIGHTY, AND DUCKY because they were being annoying furballs!

Big Brother: Accepted.


Big Brother: Mistybird to the diary room.

Mistybird: For One point I nominate FEATHERSWIRL because she wouldn't share!

Big Brother: Accepted.

Mistybird: For the other four I nominate SWIRLFEATHER. That's an anagram.

Big Brother: Oh, FEATHERSWIRL. Okay.

(Mistybird runs out.)

Big Brother: Hey....


Big Brother: Mosseye to the Diary Room.

(Mosseye enters)

Mosseye: For 4 points I nominate FORESTPAW cos' hardly anyone will nominate him.

Big Brother: And your last one?

Mosseye: Featherswirl. 

Big Brother: Accepted.


Big Brother: Featherswirl to the Diary Room.

Featherswirl: For 4 points I nominate Artistar! I know he'll have nominated me. And the last goes to TANGLEFROST as he knows Big Brother upside down!

Big Brother: Does he? Accepted.


Big Brother: Nightshimmer to the Diary Room.

Nightshimmer: For 4 points I nominate TANGLEFROST because he's mah arch enemy! And the last is for FEATHERSWIRL cos she had avocado flavoured icecream. And she made Arti cry!

Big Brother: Accepted.


Big Brother: Ninjashadow to the diary room.

Ninjashadow: For 4 points I nominate FEATHERSWIRL-

Big Brother: Because she wouldn't share her icecream and made Arti cry?

Ninjashadow: Yup. And the last goes to FORESTPAW cos nobody will have nommed him, they must be too busy nominating Tangle and Feather.

Big Brother: Accepted.


Big Brother: DUCKSPLASH to the Diary Room.

Ducksplash: For 4 points I nominate Nightshimmer because she's obsessed with avocados! And the last to ROBOFLIGHT.

Big Brother: Le accepty.


Big Brother: Forestpaw to the diary room.

Forestpaw: For 4 points- ARTISTAR and for 1- NIGHTSHIMMER.

Big Brother: Accepted.


Big Brother: Jetfeather to the Diary Room.

Jetfeather: For 4 points- FORESTPAW and for 1- NIGHTSHIMMER.

Big Brother: Nominations are over.


(In the lounge)

Big Brother: ON 11, NIGHTY AND TANGLE.

Tangle: Meh.

Nighty: Nuuuu!

Big Brother: ON 18, FEATHER. That is all.

EVICTION

Lilydust: Hello, and welcome to the live eviction! I will reveal the first cat safe before the ad break.

Random cat: TANGLEH TO BE SAFE!

Random CAT 2: ADVENTURE TIME! NIGHTY STAY!

RANDOM CAT 3: FEATHER TO WIN!

Lilydust: Well, I can now reveal, after recieving the MOST votes to save, the cat that is definitely safe is TANGLEFROST!

Tangle: *gives Lilydust a cup of tea*

Lilydust: Thanks, I love tea.

Tangle: No problem. 

Lilydust: *gives Tangle Bella Ferraro CD* 

Tangle: Thanks.

Lilydust: Now for an ad break.


Lilydust: So, the cat with the LEAST amount of votes to save...it's time to go NIGHTSHIMMER!

Tangle: *parties* YES YES YES YES YES YES YESSSS!

Lilydust: Nightshimmer, come out here. Please welcome evictee number....

(Nighty leaves)

Lilydust:O.o

Nighty: *swings by* ADDDDDVVVVVVVVVVVENNNNNNTURE TIIIIMMMMME!!!!!

Lilydust: Okay, so who's the superpower going to be given to?

Nighty: ROBOFLIGHT.

Lilydust: Okay folks it's the end of the night and Nightshimmer has just been evicted. Goodnight every cat!

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