Hello! I have decided that I will make an Ask or Dare! One of my friends (IRL friend) is doing this on her youtube channel, but I decided that I want to do it to! But on here...
Anyways! The rules are simple! Only ask or dare characters that I introduce/No OC's, No inappropriate dares/questions, Be nice!, Ship Mothpool (You don't rlly have to do that XD), remember this is updated every Saturday, Sunday, and Friday, please ask or dare in the comments, and have fun!
Jayfeather: "Umm...Why am I here?"
Hollyleaf: "Well I'm dead so don't look at me!"
Lionblaze: "I think we don't have a choice to be here or not.."
Leafpool: "it's an Ask or Dare. And I know for sure at least ONE twoleg out there is going to ask if I like Mothwing, Cody, etc. The answer is yes. I do like Crowfeather, but...he punched my dad in a battle against Windclan so yea.. I'm with Mothwing now.
Mothwing: "Yep! I'm you're step-mother now!"
Firestar: "This is awkward, and Leafpool that's illegal.
Squirrelflight: "Something's wrong with Graystripe..."
Graystripe: "I still don't know how to spell my name. With an E or A..."
Sandstorm: "The Erins don't even know..."
Crowfeather: "Umm... So you're with Mothwing..."
Breezepelt: "Yea DAD. But I don't care DAD. You ruined my life DAD."
Nightcloud: "Oh! My baby boy's learning how to insult! How adorable!"
Cinderheart: "What's this?"
Bluestar: "I don't know.."
Snowfur: "Why am I alive?"
Jake: "Umm... Rusty-star son... Jake's you're step-dad now I guess..."
Tallstar: "This is awkward.."
Barley: "I'm hungry..."
Scourge: "I'm also technically Firestar's half-brother... how is that possible..."
Jake: "Well ya see.."
Firestar: "DAD STOP IT."
Ivypool: "DIE SHADOWCLAN."
Tawnypelt: "Is anyone trying to escape or are we cool with this.."
Tigerstar: "I honestly don't care. Right now I'm uncomfortable..."
Hawkfrost: "iS iT mEh yOUr LoOkIng FOr?"
Brokenstar: "Shut up."
Cinderpelt: "I'm alive!"
Thanks for that! Now suggest questions or dares! We need at least 50 questions or dares in order for these cats to escape! Or they..I don't know? Die from hunger or somthin'.
LightstormWarrior: May I date you?
Hollyleaf: Sorry, but no. Right now, I'm with Icecloud...
Icecloud: SHES MINE
Dares Two and Three!
Firestar: WHY! Why does society hate meh? This dare was by Ponyo100!
Smudge: Umm... I'm your friend. That was hurtful.
Firestar: No! I meant... umm... Okay, yeah.. Sorry. Hi! How does cat food taste?
Smudge: Good enough for me to stay this fat! Hahaha
Firestar: Okay.... Bai.
Firestar: *runs off*
Sandstorm: Why did you call us here?
Spottedleaf: I thought I was dead. Like twice.
Firestar: PeronCat the demon dared me to kiss Spottedleaf in front of you guys.
Spottedleaf: OKAY! BEST DARE EVER!
Sandstorm: You pin Firestar, I'll kill Spottedleaf. Got it?
Firestar: *kisses Spottedleaf*
Cinderpelt: *Pins down Firestar* Mean!
Sandstorm: YOU DIE NOW *Pins down Spottedleaf*
Me: OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH PLZ LEAVE DARES/QUESTIONS BUT FIRST IMMA GO SAVE SPOTTEDLEAF. Also, Peroncat. YOU MAKE ME SICK. I SHIP FIREXCINDER.
Dare 4, 5 and Question 6
Me: Goodness! Mothpool_Lovers_Unite, that's a lot! Okay! Well, first dare, Jayfeather kiss Brairlight!
Jayfeather: First, I'm in love with Half Moon, and second, isn't that illegal?
Me: So is kidnapping a few dozens of cats and trapping them in a room, yet here we are.
Jayfeather: True, True. Okay! Brairlight!!!
Jayfeather: *kisses Brairlight*
Jayfeather: Bai! *runs off*
Brairlight: Is he okay?
Me: OKAY! NOW FOR THE QUESTION! Hollyleaf, what is your current relationship with Icecloud? Do tell.
Hollyleaf: Umm.. W-We are... dating? and stuff...help..
Icecloud: yeah... totally...
Me: I'll be watching!
Me: Bluestar! Okay, well your dare is to name every Riverclan cat ever! Not anyone you personally know..
Bluestar: Umm...Rushpaw...Pimrosepaw..I think..Reedwhisker? Leapordstar, umm...
ME: TIMES UP LADIES!!! Bluestar got a 4/100. Congrats! YOU FAILED!
Jake: Great. This'll be awkward. I have to explain to two murderous children (who tried to kill one another, and succeeded) how their kin. Can Tallstar help?
Me: Sure. Also, thanks so much Wolfy10 for giving this dare!
Tallstar: Firestar! Scourge! Umm... you have to come and sit down!
Jake: Umm... Okay, soo.. I was young, and I had kits with Scourge's mother. Scourge, you are my son. Then, I was left alone and abandoned, and found Firestar's mother. We... loved achother very much, I guess, and had Firestar. So you guys are kin, half-brothers...
Firestar: I MURDERED MY BROTHER!?!?!?!?!?!
Scourge: Daddy! I'm so sorry! I thought all my kin hated me so I-so I got evil and I killed Tigerstar but was evil and mean oh! Socks and Ruby are meanies! I love you!
Tallstar: Oh, and I'm now technically your step-father sooo...
Scourge: Oops. Sorry!
Jake: Umm... can I go now?
Me: Good enough.. Fine, go.
Jake: THANK STARCLAN
Me: Thanks so much for this dare, Echolover123! Now, Leafpool, umm....
Leafpool: I know, I know. Does ANYONE know I don't love Crowfeather anymore? I love Mothwing... This'll be sad. I'll do it anyways...
Feathertail: Why are we here again?
Crowfeather: Leafpool either has a dare or question we're involved in.
Mothwing: OH NO. OHH NOOO I THINK I KNOW
Leafpool: Crowfeather! I love you!
Mothwing: YOU ARE DEAD TO ME
Feathertail: You die today, Leafpool.
Me: And that's how Forbidden Love War 2 started!
Feathertail: You're not getting away that easy!
Dare 9 and 10!
Me: I chose these dares! Yay! Okay, first up is.... I dare Tigerstar to hug Scourge, Firestar, AND Sandstorm! WITHOUT getting injured!
Tigerstar: Umm... Okay?
Firestar: Why am I he-
Tigerstar: *hugs Firestar*
Scourge: What just happ-
Tigerstar: *hugs Scourge*
Sandstorm: Tigerstar... dont you dar-
Tigerstar: *hugs Sandstorm* I did it!
Sandstorm, Firestar, and Scourge: Well... We still hate you. Get him!
Tigerstar: OH MY STARCLAN HELP
Me: Next dare! I dare Hawkfrost to kiss BOTH Ivypool AND Mistystar!
Ivypool: What the...?
Hawkfrost: NOPE! NOPE NOPE NOPE!
Me: *pushes Hawkfrost onto Ivypool*
Hawkfrost: *kisses her bc he'll die if he doesn't XD*
Ivypool: OKAY! BYE!
Mistystar: Soo... are we done or...
Hawkfrost: *kisses Mistystar and runs off*
Me: OKAY! BYE!
Me: Okay! Today, we actually have a dare involving a USER! Welcome, Lightstorm!
Lightstorm: Thank you for letting me be here! Mainly you, Hollyleaf *wiggle eyebrows*
Hollyleaf: Umm.... So, what's the dare? Fighting a hundred Riverclan mange pelts?
Mothwing: I'm right here! Riverclan is NOT bad! I'm also your step-mother!
Hollyleaf: Sorry! Umm, where was I? Oh! Making a million prey catches in a row?
Lightstorm: Something even cooler!
Hollyleaf: What? What?
Lightstorm: You gotta kiss me!
Hollyleaf: WHAT IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN?
Lightstorm: OKAY! *kisses Hollyleaf*
Me: *gives Hollyleaf a death glare so she knows she has to kiss back or she... dies or somethin*
Hollyleaf: *kisses back bc she has no choice*
Spottedleaf: ITS ME THE LOVE GOD! I was sent here by... what's their name? I don't remember. Anyways! *sprinkles love glitter stuff and runs off*
Hollyleaf: *immediately falls in love with Lightstorm* I love you!
Me: AND SO THEY KISSED AND STUFF OKAY THAT'S IT.... Wait.... are they officially mates now? Will they have KITS?
Dares 12 and 13
Me: Oh god, Peroncat, this is sad. Brambleclaw! Leafpool!
Me: Peroncat dares you to be mates and.... stuff..
Leafpool and Brambleclaw: What?!?!?!
Me: Yep. Now chop chop!
-A FEW HOURS LATER-
Brambleclaw: Squirrelflight is gonna kill me.
Squirrelflight: BRAMBLECLAW?!?!?!?!?!? LEAFPOOL?!?!?!?!?!?
Me: So after that, Brambleclaw and Leafpool were almost murdered by Squirrelflight, and they don't go near eachother. Oh, and Mothwing's pretty mad. Anyways! Ponyo100, you dared for Ravenpaw and Barley to join Thunderclan!
Ravenpaw: It'll be fine!
Me: Great! We'll check on you next dare and see how you're doing!
Spottedleaf: Who's Spottedstripe? I think you meant me.... Anyways! Thanks Lightstorm for another dare! You wanted me to make Mothwing and Leafpool have kits? How in the.... Oh! I think I know how!
Mothwing: So I need surgery to make me have... kits? For just a dare?! Are you nuts?!
Spottedleaf: Yep! *makes Mothwing faint and peforms ze surgery!*
-TWO HOURS LATER-
Mothwing: So I just mate and then I can have kits?
Spottedleaf: Yep! So... do your thing I guess!
Mothwing: *blushes* Okay...?
Leafpool: Hey Mothwing what did you want me for?
Mothwing: *leaps on Leafpool*
-A HOUR LATER-
Mothwing: Okay! Sooooo.....
Leafpool: You should have kits?
Mothwing: If Spottedleaf did the surgery stuff right, I guess?
Me: *teleports here out of nowhere* OKAY!
Mothwing and Leafpool: GAH!
Me: We'll check on you next dare! Bye!
Me: Okay! Ponyo100, I actually really like this dare!
Mapleshade: I SWEAR I WILL KISS YOU PONYO!
Me: lEtS nOt dO tHaT
Mapleshade: Fine. But here we are. Starclan!
Patchkit: Mommy? Mommy mommy mommy mommy!!!
Larchkit: Patchy, what's wrong? Waiiiit. Mommy? Mommy!
Tigerstar: L-leopardfoot? Mommy?
Leopardfoot: Tigerstar? Oh! My baby's home!
Nightkit: Are you my brother?
Leopardfoor: Yes! This is Tigerkit!
Tigerstar: *cries* I-I missed you!
Thistleclaw: *grumbles* Babies.
Whitestorm: Y-you're my dad?
Thistleclaw: *eyes grow wide and sparkley* Son! Wifey!
Bluestar: WHAT IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN ARE YOU DOING?!?
Thistleclaw: DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME. ASK SOMEONE ELSE.
Me: Soooooo..... Ponyo100 MAY have asked you to let the Dark Forest cats into Starclannnn.....
Bluestar: YOU. DIE. NOW!!!!!
Me: Bye! *teleports over to Mothwing* OKAY IM SAFE. Also! How are you doing?
Mothwing: Soooooo. Apparently Spottedleaf's medicine thing worked. IMMA HAVE KITS
Leafpool: Yay! MOTHPOOL 4 LIFE!
Me: In about.... 3 dares the kits'll be born! We need more dares to see that! Hurry!
Me: OKAY! Timberdash, this is a wonderful dare! Tell the dark forest cats to sing kits songs! We have... Okay! Well, we don't have any other kits but Starclan kits sooooo.... Okay! First up, we got Mosskit, Stonefur and Mistystar's deceased sibling. We have Emberkit, who is actually the child of Windstar and Gorse Fur, (Dawn of the Clans!) so yay, and we have Badgerfang. He's actually a kit, who was killed in battle and trained too young by Brokenstar. Buuuttttttt he holds no grudge, and he doesn't really care. So yay! Brokenstar, you're up first!
Brokenstar: Ummm... Okay! Kits, here's a song! KilLiNG aLl ThE pReY iN tHE fOrEsT aND mUrDErInG YoUR eNeMiEs! lIfEs sO fUn iN sHadOWcLaN!
Me: OKAY OKAY STOP IT NOW!
Badgerfang: YES THANK STARCLAN!
Mosskit: I honestly don't know what to say...
Emberkit: I never thought I would say this, but I wish I were Snowkit.
Mapleshade: *pushes Brokenstar away* OKAY! My turn! *sings in heavenly voice* Thunderclan, oh Thunderclan, you may be the worst! But Riverclan, oh Riverclan, you are also baaaaad. I, in the dark forest am glad to not be a part of your claaaaaan. I slash and I slash, till I win! I am Mapleshade, trickster and demon. But I for one think otherwise, I think I am kind and wise! I do what I want, and I take want I want, until my kits are avenged! And now, sleep little ones, because if you wake I'll have to make you pay!
Mosskit: That was beautiful.
Badgerfang: Aaaaand terrifying.
Emberkit: VERY Terrifying. And Mosskit, she just told you on how Riverclan and Thunderclan sucks. Your father was Oakheart of Riverclan and your mother is Bluestar of Thunderclan. How are you not... concerned?
Mosskit: *does nothing and stares into space*
Badgerfang: She's doing it again!
Tigerstar: OkAy! So my song is nice... ish.
Me: OKAY JUST SO YOU KNOW THESE QUOTES ARE FROM AN ACTUAL SONG CALLED WARRIORS BY COCO AND THE BUTTERFLIES https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id1-yRlD5GE !!! Plz don't copyright meh! Also, I recomend you play this song in the background!
Tigerstar: Ummm.... Here. We need Hawky to help.
Hawkfrost: *takes out soap bar from his mouth that he put in from Dare 10* What?
Tigerstar: HELP ME SING DIS!
Hawkfrost: Fiiiiiiiiine. Okay. You start!
Tigerstar: Joy o' joy, the king of kings, We'll keep fighting 'til the end,For a time that we've been taught to keep since our life begins. We are brothers, you and I, We'll keep standing side by side. For we are warriors and warriors are not afraid to die! For we are warriors and warriors are not afraid to die! For we are warriors and warriors are not afraid to die! For we are warriors and warriors are not afraid to die!
Hawkfrost: You can think of me like an asteroid that's racing through the sky, I'll still think of you like a hurricane that's hurling round my mind.They say to give him time like a criminal that plans his next attack, I know I've been off the road, but I promise I'll be back!
Tigerstar: Your heart is ticking like a clock
Hawkfrost: So I'll watch out for you
Tigerstar: Your tears are diamonds in the rough
Hawkfrost: That are shining through!
Tigerstar: It's been hard for me but only God knows how it's been for you, so I say sorry now for there is nothing else that I can do!
Hawkfrost: *plays guitar*
Tigerstar: Joy o' joy, the king of kings, We'll keep fighting 'til the end. For a time that we've been taught to keep Since our life begins! We are brothers, you and I, We'll keep standing side by side
Hawkfrost: Cause we are warriors and warriors are not afraid to die!
Me: This is not the whole song, just know that!
Mosskit: *eyes wide* I loved it!
Badgerfang: *just stares at Tigerstar and Hawkfrost in awe*
Emberkit: I like it!
Me: Okay! That's it for this dare! Now let's check up on Mothpool children!
Leafpool: They're not born yet...
Me: SAME THING
Leafpool: Ummmm... It's not...
Me: ANYWAYS! When'll they be born?
Leafpool: Two more dares!
Mothwing: Yep! I actually have a dare suggestion. We cats can't ask dares, but I can ask you to ask! I ask you to dare Sasha and Goldenflower to have a picnic with Tigerstar, Brambleclaw, Tawnypelt, Hawkfrost, and me! It would be so awkward! :3
Leafpool: I like it!
Me: Me too! Bye guys!!!
Dare 17 and 18!
Me: OKAY! This only counts as one dare as I am doing both at one time soooo.... Sorry, you'll have to wait to see the Mothpool babies! Anyways, thanks so much Ponyo100 for these 2 amazing dares!
Ponyo100: Anytime! Now, let's get ready! Bluestar, you know the drill!
Bluestar: Do I have to do this?!
Bluestar: *groans* Fine. Tigerstar! Brokenstar!
Tigerstar: What? I was playing minecraft just now, and now I died!
Brokenstar: Okayyyy.... Why are we here?
Bluestar: *glares at Me and Ponyo* A.... dare.
Me: NOW DO IT BLUESTAR!
Bluestar: *kisses Tigerstar and gags* UGGGGHHHHHH.
Tigerstar: OH MY GARSH WHAT IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN?!?!
Bluestar: *kisses Brokenstar*
Brokenstar: *Gags and stuffs deathberries in his mouth* WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bluestar: *runs away into a corner and cries* WHYY?!?!?!?!
Me: GREAT JOB! Now for the second dare! Gray/Greystripe, come here!
Grey/Graystripe: Here! Now, what do you want me to do?
Me: *grins* Kill Silverstreammmmmmm!!!! Muahahahahahah!
Grey/Graystripe: NOPE. NOT DOING IT! PONYO YOU ARE SICK! I AM LEAVING THIS PLACE! NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE! NOPEEEEEEEEE!
Me: *uses rope to drag him back here* Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
Gray/Greystripe: FINE! *goes to Silverstream and whispers* She wants me to kill you. I need you to act, remember the play? Do that but more realistic.
Silverstream: *nods* Okay! Sooooo
Grey/Graystripe: *Paws her with fake claws*
Silverstream: *falls on the ground and squirts ketchup on her fur*
Gray/Greystripe: *nips her neck slightly* Done!
Me: *laughs* Oh my gosh! He fell for it!
Ponyo: Hahahahaha! So funny! Grey/Graystripe, the ketchup was /acid/! You just killed her!
Ketchup: Yeah, I'm acid. *fake label peels off and shows real acid label*
Silverstream: *laughs* Wow! He fell for it again!
Me and Ponyo: *Laughs*
Me: Wow. That was just.... so funny! You fell for a double prank! First, this is not Silverstream but it iz my friends cat, Pheobe, and second of all, It IS ketchup! Grey/Graystripe, you're so gullible!
Greaystripe: *cries in corner*
Me: Too far?
Me: Hey guys I tried to make a plot twist, bc I actually like SilverXGraey, so yea (Yes I spelled Graeystripe this way on purpose. IDK if it's an A or an E.) And I think I failed...? Comment your review! Next dare the kits'll be born!
Dare 20/21 and 22!
Me: OKAY! Soooooo.... these two dares are by Peroncat and Timberdash, but they're so similar, I decided to mash them into one dare! Peron suggested Baby shark to be sung by Bluestar, Oakheart, Spottedleaf, and Firestar while the rest of the Starclan cats stuff their ears with moss, and Timberdash suggested there to be an evil ritual with Starclan cats singing Baby Shark behind them. So Yeah! Also BABY SHARK IS NOT OWNED BY ME, BUT BY SOME OTHER GENIUS!
Bluestar: Okay, Oakheart, Firestar, Spottedleaf and I will sing Baby shark while you summon a demon, got it?
Mosskit: Ummmm.... Okay mommy?
Bluestar: GREAT! Gather all your friends and lets begin!
ONE HOUR LATER (At one of these things: [https://livescifi.tv/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/summoing-circle-gone-bad-1280x720.jpg] )
Redtail: Why...? Okay.... *coughs* Summon the evil spirit to make us cower
Yellowfang: *sighs* Make it come to us and grant it's evil power
Bluestar: *nods to Oakheart, Spottedleaf, and Firestar* BaBy ShArK dOo DoO dOo DoO dOo
Mosskit: Hey! *stuffs ears with moss* You're ruining the ceremony!
Oakheart: bAbY sHaRk DoO dOo DoO dOo DoO
Yellowfang: *puts head in pile of moss* Why?????
Spottedleaf: BaBy ShArK dOo DoO dOo DoO dOo BaBy ShArK!
Feathertail: PLEASE STOPPPPPP!!!! *stuffs ears with way too much moss*
Firestar: mUmMy ShArK dOo DoO dOo DoO dOo!
Flametail: STAHP! PLEASE! *dives into pool of moss with amazing grace*
Bluestar: Wow... Anyways, MuMmY sHaRk DoO dOo DoO dOo DoO!
Tigerstar: Even /I/ think you're bad! *searches for nearby moss but finds none* DANG IT LONGTAIL!
Longtail: *ears are stuffed with moss* WHAT?!?!
Oakheart: mUmMy ShArK dOo DoO dOo DoO dOo MuMmY sHaRk!
Redtail: *dies from the noise*
Tigerstar: Wasn't me this time!
Ravenpaw: OH STARCLAN!
ME: OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH! Wait, what's that?
Mothwing: *screams in pain*
Me: SHES KITTING! THE MOTHPOOL BABIES ARE ON THEIR WAY!!!
Leafpool: AUGHHH! MOTHWING JUST HOLD ON! BITE ON A STICK! JAYBOI I NEED HELP! ALDERHEART YOU TOO!
Alderheart: Okay? We need moss, wet moss. Feathertail, can you get that?
TWELVE HOURS LATER! (Kitting takes a while...)
Mothwing: Here are the kits... Dewkit, Stormkit, Nightkit, Skykit and Swiftkit. Big litter... *sighs*
Leafpool: They're beautiful!
Me: Guys, Dewkit has light blue eyes and is a creamy color. Stormkit looks like Hawkfrost, Swiftkit looks like Squirrelflight with no white paw, Nightkit looks like Nightcloud and actually HAS purple eyes, and Skykit looks like Sandstorm.
Leafpool: I love them! *licks them clean*
Jayfeather: Pssst! Spottedleaf, how in the name of Starclan did you do that?
Spottedleaf: ITZ A SECRET!
Me: GOODBYE! Also, Baby Shark was not made by me, but another genius. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqZsoesa55w]
Dare 23 24 and 25!
Me: Okay! Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I might have made a /teensy/ mistake. Don't worry, nothing... too bad happened. Sooooo I asked Spottedleaf to train Jayfeather in more advanced stuff, like how she made the mothpool babies. BUUUUUTTTTT she asked any volunteering cats to help.... Well I said "Maybe work on Briarlight? Fix her, she'd like that." Well.... they fixed her, she can walk and she's VERY happy.... buttttttttttt
Briarlight: OH MA GARSH!
Me: Looks like she found out! I have to calm her down, but I'll continue what happened at the end of the dare! So sorry!!!
Needletail: Okay! Umm... I was put in charge with Alderheart. So we have three dares, one of which is a suprise we'll find out later. Ummm.... Okay? So Ponyo100, I'm guessing you want Graystripe (After a long long long discussion, we settled on using E's on Saturdays, Mondays, and Wednsdays, and A's on Sundays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays.) to kill Silverstream for real? Well... Ponyo100, you are Psychic and evil. Let's begin!
Graystripe: WHY??!! Can I, like switch?
Needletail: No, now you're making this take way to long and the writers hands are hurting from all this typing and she's dying from lack of junk food so hurry so she can get her chips! Now... KILL HER!
Alderheart: Note to self: Don't mess with Needletail. Okay!
Graystripe: GREAT. *walks up to Silverstream and lunges at her, suddenly THE WORLD TURNS TO CUTE EMOTIONAL ANIME MOMENT!*
Silverstream with kawaii eyes: Graystripe? What are you doing?
Graystripe: I have to! I-I don't want to lose you again, but I have to!
*Blossoms start falling* Needletail: Blossomfall!
Silverstream: I can tell you don't want to do this, but you must. Kill me Graystripe. *tears run down her big adorable anime eyes*
Graystripe: *Tears run down HIS adorable anime eyes* I love you, Silverstream. I always will.
Me: *Briarlight gnaws my leg from earlier, but I don't notice* Awwww! I ship! Anime Graystripe looks like this [https://i.pinimg.com/originals/92/e6/78/92e678cd03676e06a64307cdcc6144b4.png] and Silverstream like this [https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3d/7a/b6/3d7ab65c68fb9b1b7b3240a20e3f2440.jpg]!
Graystripe: *closes eyes as anime tears run down his eyes as he slices her throat*
Silverstream: I-I love you Graystripe. *her fur is blood-stained and she closes her eyes*
Graystripe: Nooooo! *cries and buries head in her chest*
Me: *Briarlight is still biting me* Nuuuuuuuuu!
Needletail: I-I'll let them to grieve. Not like I get emotional over anime sad movies or stuff... *sniffles*
Alderheart: *sobs* N-next dare i-is by ToothlessWorld208.... A d-disney ining c-competition. First up is Bluestar with H-How f-far I'll g-go... From Moana. A-all credits g-go t-to Disney n-not m-me.
Me: AUGHHHH I HAVE TOP CONTINUE THIS TOMORROW SORRY!!! AUGHHHH!
Me: OKAY ITS ME FROM DA FUTURE! We are okay from.... the event. Oh, except Alderheart. But he'll be fine....
Alderheart: *sobs in a corner*
Me: OKAY sooooooo.... Bluestar, go sing! I think this is supposed to be a metaphor of her relationship with Oakheart?
Bluestar: Hmph. I've been staring at the edge of the water, as long as I can remember, not really knowing why...... I wish I could be the perfect daughter.... But I come back to the water, no matter how hard I try/ Every turn I take, every trail I track, Every path I make, every road leads back, To the place I know, where I can not go, where I long to be! The light on the side of the see, It calls me! And no one knows.... How far I'll go!
Me: I think that's it! Not the whole song, though. Copyright reasons! Next up, Bluestar AGAIN with Let it Go from Frozen! Again this song is made by Disney, not me.
Bluestar: UGH. The snow glows white on the mountain tonight, Not a footprint to be seen. A kingdom of isolation, And it looks like I'm the queen. The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside, Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I've tried. Don't let them in, don't let them see, Be the good girl you always have to be Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know.... Well, now they know! Let it go, let it go! Can't hold it back anymore, Let it go, let it go! Turn away and slam the door! I don't care what they're going to say, Let the storm rage on! The cold never bothered me anyway.
Me: AMAZING! Now, StarClan, what do you rate Bluestar?
Yellowfang: Ugh... 4.5 stars. Too cheesy, but good.
Flametail: AMAZING! 5 stars!
Deadfoot: Good, I guess. 3 stars.
Ashfur: Ish... I guess 4 stars.
Me: Okay! Now, Tigerstar with Be Prepared, from the Lion King! Owned and made by Disney, not me! Whole song, this time!
Tigerstar: UGHHHHH! I never thought hyenas essential, They're crude and unspeakably plain. But maybe they've a glimmer of potential, If allied to my vision and brain. I know that your powers of retention, Are as wet as a warthog's backside. But thick as you are, pay attention! My words are a matter of pride. It's clear from your vacant expressions, The lights are not all on upstairs. But we're talking kings and successions! Even you can't be caught unawares! So prepare for a chance of a lifetime, Be prepared for sensational news! A shining new era, Is tiptoeing nearer
Brokenstar: And where do we feature?
Tigerstar: Just listen to teacher! I know it sounds sordid, But you'll be rewarded! When at last I am given my dues! And injustice deliciously squared, Be prepared! It's great that we'll soon be connected With a king who'll be all-time adored! Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected! To take certain duties on board. The future is littered with prizes, And though I'm the main addressee! The point that I must emphasize is... You won't get a sniff without me! So prepare for the coup of the century, Be prepared for the murkiest scam, Meticulous planning, Tenacity spanning. Decades of denial, Is simply why I'll... Be king undisputed, Respected, saluted, And seen for the wonder I am! Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared!
Hawkfrost: Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared, be prepared!
Me: I like it... I like it. But it was too good, you're evil. It works. So, nobody judged that one, just to protect the dare! Bc kits are supposed to cry and stuff their ears with moss... Try I Just Can't Wait To Be King! From Lion King, again. All rights go to Disney! It makes sense, bc you really want to be king, don't you?
Tigerstar: Maybe... Okay.... Fine. Umm... I need someone to help me and play Nala. Comment who should help me!
Me: Sorry we have to end this so soon! Bye!
PART UMMMM 26!
Me: WELLLLLL WHILE I WAS WAITING FOR MY LAZY SELF TO CONTINUE THIS YELLOWFANG HAS GROWN OLD AND DIED. TWICE. Sorry but I won't be continuing this dare! But, Ponyo100 dared me to make Brambleclaw kill both Ashfur and Firestar. Why so much murder? *shrugs*
Brambleclaw: WAIT WHAT
Tigerstar *crying happily*: YESSS! GO MY BEAUTIFUL SON!
Brambleclaw: UGHHH FINEEE DADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Breezepelt: NO! ONLY MY DAD IS EVIL! CROWFEATHER IS CERTAINLY TO BLAME FOR ALL OF MY EVIL ACTIONS THAT HE DEFINITELY CAUSED!
Crowfeather *in the middle of licking Leafpool's ear*: WAIIIIIITTT
Mothwing *Lunges on Crowfeather and kills him, and licks Leafpool*
Brambleclaw *rolls his eyes*: Okay. Firestar! Ashfur!
Ashfur: What do you want? I'm in the middle of feeling sad because Squirrellflight broke up with me two and a half years ago after we dated for one week!
Firestar: I WAS DRINKING COFFEE YOU-
Bramblestar *groans*: UGHHHH!
Bramblestar *groans again and lunges on Firestar*: Sorry adoptive father that was completley petrified of me for the first few months I was alive just because I looked like my father!
Brambleclaw *Kills Firestar with a rainbow sprinkle cannon*: Done. And waiiiiiit why am I called both Bramblestar and Brambleclaw?
Me *shrugs*: I'm too lazy to fix it.
Brambleclaw *groans*: Now Ashfur.
Hollyleaf: NUUUU I WANNA KILL HIMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brambleclaw: WELL IT WAS A DARE AND YOU ALREADY GOT TO KILL HIM ONCE SO ITS MY TURN NOW! AND I DESERVE REVENGE BECAUSE IN THE MOST RECENT BOOKS HE POSSESED BY BODY!
Ashfur: Waiiiiittttt me possesing Brambleclaw isn't canon yet. Technically it is not proven it is I whom possesed Bramblestar and it could be any other given feline from any different given clan amongst Starclan. Yet the cat could also not be from StarClan and instead be a spirit rouge or kittypet or even one of the few surviving Dark Forest cats. But even then it could be one of the Sisters or a loner, of one from The Tribe of Endless Hunting, or even a entirely different new group of anthropomorphic felines.
Brambleclaw: Did you understand any of what he just said?
Brambleclaw: Let's just share his body. You get the bottom half, I'll get the top. NOW GO!
Hollyleaf: *Brambleclaw and Hollyleaf lunge onto Ashfur and tear his body in half.* No fair! The bottom half is always smaller!
Me: OKAY SOOOOO NEXT DARE HEH
Dare 27 and 28!
Me: Thank you, Nightmare and Wolfy for daring!
Wolfy: Soooo my dare is for Breezepelt, Lionblaze, and Heathertail to all have coffee together, oh and Crowfeather, Nightcloud, and Leafpool will be there too!
Me: Your wish is my command! GET YOU STINKING TAILS OVER HERE BREEZEPELT, CROWFEATHER, NIGHTCLOUD, LEAFPOOL, LIONBLAZE, AND HEATHERTAIL!!!
Lionblaze *exchanges knowing glances with Heathertail and Breezepelt*: WHYYYYY!?!?!?
Me: TEA err- COFFEE PARTY! *shoves everyone in nice dresses ad clothes and such and plops them in a tea party table.*
Lionblaze: Sooooo uh Heathertail, looking well?
Heathertail: I'm pregnant
Breezepelt: LAY OFF MAH GIRLLLLL!!!
Lionblaze: OKAY! Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so are you cool with your dad?
*Breezepelt and Crowfeather glare at eachother* Breezepelt: HAVE YOU EVEN READ CROWFEATHER'S TRIAL!?!?!?!
Lionblaze: NO NO!!! SORRY I HAVEN'T! I'm broke and all the bookstores are closed!
Crowfeather: I would have expected better from you, son.
Breezepelt and Nightcloud: HES NOT YOUR SON!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Leafpool: I'm with Mothwing now (MOTHPOOL 4 LIFE) sssssssssssssssssoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Crowfeather: NUUU I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!
Mothwing *appears out of nowhere and slaps Crowfeather*: SHES MINE NOW LOSER!
Crowfeather *cries*: FINE!
Nightcloud: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THATS ILLEGAL!
Breezepelt in police uniform: This is a code #94, Officer Nightcloud, arrest the subject, I'll contact General Harestar.
Nightcloud with police uniform: Okay, Crowfeather, you are under arrest for breaking the warrior code again and showing affection towards one from another clan.
Breezepelt back in tea party costume: Anyways Heathertail...... oh and that orange scumm over there in the corner, WHATS NEXT?!
Heathertail: IMMA JUST GO NOW
Me: OKAY THATS ENOUGH! Harestar, we don't need a SWAT team! Goodness gracious! Okay, sooo Nightmare! Your dare, please?
Nightmare: Okay! So I dare Frecklewish, Ravenwing, and Appledusk to come up with 5 nice things about Mapleshade EACH.
Me: YES I LOVE MAPLESHADE SHES MY FAVORITE!
Mapleshade: Thank you, at least SOMEONE knows the truth.
Appledusk: I-uhhhhhh you killed me... well? You um are.... pretty and um.... smart? You... er-
Me: AWKWARD ALERT
Appledusk: Okay that's three. Can I go now?
Appledusk: WHY?!?!?! Okay, Mapleshade, you have fluffy fur? And last one: you delivered our um kits well?
Larchkit: I DONT LIKE YOU
Patchkit: MOMMY!! DADDYS BEING AWKWARD
Mapleshade: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *kills Appledusk*
Patchkit: YAY MOMMY! You KILLED our daddy!
Mapleshade: Anything for you, dear!
Ravenwing: I-er ummmmmmmmmmm you're pretty?
Me: THATS AGAINST THE RULES APPLEDUSK CALLED HER PRETTY ALREADY MAKE UP A NEW ONE OR ILL CALL POLICE NIGHTCLOUD AND BREEZEPELT!
Ravenwing: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE you um killed me well? You're good at swimming?
Patchkit: IM BETTER AT SWIMMING!
Me: Also, Check out Swimming Lessons With Patchkit! He's a great swimmer! ....even tho he drowned.....
Ravenwing: Grrrrrr! Your green eyes are ummmmm ummummm ummmuummumumumummummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm clear and green? Your pelt is a nice color?? Last one..... errrrrrrrrrrrrr I liked your Novella?
Mapleshade: YOU BETTER.
Me: Frecklewish, you're up!
Frecklewish: REEEEEEE you're good at lying, I guess, you're a good hunter? You're ummmmmmmm good at training kits in the dark forest to kill for no apparent reason? You're good at um eating fresh-kill and you're ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee good at making pie?
Mapleshade: WHAT IS A PIE AND WHERE CAN I GET SOME?
Me: While I show Mapleshade what pie is, can you dare some more dares? (Preferably ones with Jayfeather and his stick if you know what I mean hehe)
Jayfeather *in the middle of kissing his stick*: HEY!
Dare 28, 29, and 30!
Me: OMG DJ Wolfy7 yesssss! I won't even need to dare Jayfeather to do that though XD
Jayfeather: I-I don't know... I don't feel comfortable with forgiving her. She lied about us!
Jayfeather: You're such a good friend, and consoler. *kisses stick*
Half Moon and Briarlight: Hey I need some coffee.... WAIT WHAT THE HECK!?!?
Half Moon: GET HIM!
Briarlight *Briarlight miraculously can walk and leaps on Jayfeather*: REEEEEE
Half Moon *breaks the stick*: HAH!
Me: lol. Anyways... RAVENPAW!
DJWolfy7 *KISSES RAVENPAW*
Barley: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *kills DJ Wolfy7*
Me: ooookay.... HEATHERTAIL! BREEZEPELT! LIONBLAZE!
Lionblaze: REEE FINE.
Heathertail: what's this about-
Lionblaze *kisses Heathertail*
Heathertail *kisses back bc I give her a death glare*
Breezepelt: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *kills Lionblaze*
Lionblaze: wait that's impossible I'm invincible.
Breezepelt: this um takes place after The Last Hope....
Lionblaze: No this doesn't.......... Bramblestar is called Brambleclaw multiple times...
Breezepelt: No but um Hollyleaf in the introduction claims to be dead and she dies in The Last Hope....
Me: Well that was pointless.... SORRY! BYE!
Dare 31 (we need 19 dares left to free the cats!)
Me: OKAY ASHFUR YOU'RE UP!
Squirrelflight: what's happening?
Ashfur *pukes*: I-I.... IM GLAD SQUIRRELFLIGHT CHOSE YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND IM UM UM UM UM HAPPY FOR YOU I GUESS *pukes cheetos and ice cream* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ashfur: WHY DID YOU DARE THIS REEEEEEEEE *attacks Nightmare*
Me: uhhh thanks Nightmare That Cloaks All Reason for this dare and um I HAVE TO SAVE YOUR LIFE BYE.
Dare 32 and 33!
Me: XD DJWolfy7 and Nightmare IM IN LOVE WITH THESE DARES. Hollyleaf!
Hollyleaf: Yes ma'am! Patrol today?
Me: Wow. DJWolfy7 dares you to break the warrior code.
Hollyleaf *stares off into space*: WAIT WHAT!?!?!?!
Ashfur: Isn't loving a deceased cat breaking the code?
Hollyleaf: How do you know? You aren't my dad. Oops. I forgot, you wish you were.
Ashfur *dies*: REEEEEE
Hollyleaf: OH FRIGG. Hmmmmmm *grabs prey and kills it* T-thank.... no! I can't thank Starclan! Thank you Starc- NO! I CANT THANK THEM! THANK STARCLAN FOR THIS PREY! IM SORRY I CANT DO IT!
Me: Called it! You can't do it!
Hollyleaf: Yes I-I can! *grabs prey in front of Ferncloud who has her kits and opens her mouth* NOM NOM *eats it while Ferncloud cries and Hollyleaf spits the food out and gives the prey to Fernsong* It tasted like dishonor anyways.
Me: okayyyy? Nightmare's dares! Hollyleaf, Warrior code, come here!
Me: YOU ARE NOW HUSBAND AND WIFE! YOU MAY NOW KISS THE CAT!
Hollyleaf: YES! *kisses the code* YES! I'M MARRIED!
Fallen Leaves: *cries in corner*
Me: Now.... Jayfeather!! GET TO IT!
Jayfeather: REEEEE Okay! IM IN LOVE WITH A DEAD CAT FROM BEFORE THE DAWN OF THE CLANS ARK AND IM IN LOVE WITH A STICK!
Briarlight: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE *kills Jayfeather* JAY X BRIAR FOR LIFEEEEEEEE!
LATE Dare 34!
Me: SORRY WOLFY! I forgot her dare! Here it is!!!
Jayfeather: REEEEEEEEE *punches Hollyleaf*
Hollyleaf: Wait WHAT!? *bites Jayfeather's ear*
Lionblaze: Idk. *gets punches seven times* I'm INVINCIBLE REMEMBER!?
Leafpool: OOooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *scratches Hollyleaf*
Mothwing: YOUR BANNED LIONBLAZE FOR CHEATING! *eats Firestar's paw cause why not*
Firestar: *eats Leafpool's tail*
Lionblaze: I don't have a choice whether this takes place before or after the Last Hope! SORRY *bites Mothwing's fluff*
Mothwing: OUCH MY FLUFF *bites Lionblaze's fluff*
Squirrelflight: I'm just gunna gooooo
Graystripe: NEVERRRRR *Drags Squirrelflight away*
Sandstorm: *bites Gray/Greystripe's ear* GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DAUGHTER!
Crowfeather: Uhmmmmmm *licks Leafpool*
Breezepelt: REEEEEEEEEEEEE *Eats Crowfeather* YUMMY
Nightcloud: Yay! My child is evil and is a cannibalist! IM SO PROUD
Cinderheart: How? *bites Nightcloud and scratches her flank*
Bluestar: *bites Cinderheart*
Snowfur: I'm dead already so can I um go????
Jake: NOPE. *Bites Snowfur's ear*
Tallstar: *eats his own tail cause he thinks it's another cat's tail bc it's so long* OW! *bite* OW! *bite*
Ravenpaw: Wow.... uuuuuuhhhhhh okay?
Barley: Nom nom! :3 *eats Ravenpaw's ear*
Scourge: ummmmm dad imma eat you now *scratches and bites Jake*
Jake: REEEEEEEEEEE *sadness*
Firestar: *lunges on Scourge* I wanna kill you BUT YOURE SO FRIGGING CUTE!
Brambleclaw: I knowwww :3 *bites Scourge's teeny weenie paw*
Dovewing: Uhhhhhh *gets kicked* OW
Tigerheartstar: Sorry! I meant to kick your mean sister- uh-oh
Ivypool: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME YOU SHADOWCLAN MANGE-PELT AND FLEA BRAIN!!!??? *kills Tigerheartstar*
Tawnypelt: NUUU MY SON!!!
Tigerstar: Nuuuuu MY GRANDSON! Wait am I really that OLD?!
Mapleshade: *eats seven kits alive* idk
Hawkfrost: IM YOUR SON TOO
Brokenstar: Reeee at least you are a son. I'm just a psychopathic murderer who has no idea why my family dislikes me! *procedes to kick Yellowfang*
Yellowfang: IM MAD! *kills Brokenstar* WHOS NEXT?!?
Alderheart: Not me!
Sparkpelt: YES YOU *bites Alderheart*
Cinderpelt: *hugs Alderheart* PEACE IS BETTER
Brokenstar: YES WHY NOT *Hugs himself* Thank you, self.
Hawkfrost: That's just depressing. *hugs himself* Whelp I'm depressed I have an excuse.
Firestar: *hugs Squirrelflight* Heyya!
Squirrelflight: ........... *hugs back* Hi?
Leafpool: *gets hugged by Crowfeather and Mothwing at the same time* OOF
Mothwing: *punches Crowfeather* MOTHPOOL LOVERS UNITE!
Squirrelflight, Breezepelt, Lionblaze, Hollyleaf, Jayfeather, Briarlight, ME, Mistyfoot, Pebbleshine, Pinestar: MOTHPOOL IS BETTER *punches Crowfeather*
Crowfeather: *gets blasted off into space* Dang it not again.
Harestar: This is the forbidden love police, you are under arrest. *handcuffs Crwofeather*
Crowfeather: NUUUU IM INNOCENT!
Harestar: That's what they all say...
Dare 35, 36, 37, and 38!
Me: Wow. BlackHeartOTheOKittypet that's a lot but OKIE DOKIE
Crowfeather edgy boi: Ummmm
Me: Kiss Blackheart! Kiss Blackheart!
Crowfeather edgy boi: Fiiiine *kisses Blackheart* Okay?
Me: Now Hollyleaf ummm don't live in the tunnels I guess?
Me: do it.
Hollyleaf: But Fallen Leaves is there- nevermind I forgot Lightstorm. He's my new bf
Me: ? Oki then.
Me: Okay. Ummmm Nightcloud! Crowfeather kissed Blackheart!
Nightcloud: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *kills Crowfeather* REEEEEE
Harestar: Crowfeather's Corpse, this is an emergency forbidden love police officer, please step inside the prison cell.
Crowfeather's Corpse: *is dead*
Harestar: Fine, do it the hard way. *Yeets Crowfeather's corpse into a cell* The court case will be in the next 2 dares.
Me: Now ummm Jayfeather and Rock! Re-act the stick scene!
Jayfeather: oki. Rock, I shall break my girlfriend-er stick! *breaks stick*
Rock: REEEE NUUU *kills Jayfeather* NUUUU
Dare 39 and 40!
Me: 10 more dares to go until this fanfic spoof ends and the cats are set free! Nightmare, thanks for this dare. But real quick, I want it to be even more fun. I WANT STAR FLOWER TO WRITE IT MUAHAHAHA!!!
Star Flower: I didn't even know I was in this spoof.
Me: I hadn't read Dawn Of The Clans when I made this spoof soooo I didn't add you or any ancients in the intro, buttttt..... NEVERMIND! Make meh a Fanfic on if Bright Stream had lived.
Clear Sky: Wait what?
Thunder: Just let her do it. Also, Clear Sky, you're DISGUSTING. YOU MARRIED MY EX. MY EX GIRLFRIEND IS MY STEP MOM. I'M SCARED.
Me: Me too. Also, I have a dare for Gray Wing and Clear Sky after this! Hehehe.... anyways FANFIC?
Star Flower: REEEEEE! Okayyyyyyyy ughhhhhhhhh
Bright Stream: Better make it good!
Bright Stream had just been carried off by an eagle, causing Clear Sky's heart to shatter. He screamed at Gray Wing, who had mistakenly let her die... whilst she was carrying Clear Sky's kits. "You let a pregnant she-cat fight an eagle alone?! What kind of a brother are you! I'm going to get her!" "It's no use!" Gray Wing yowled, but Clear Sky ignored him as he raced through the trees to find Bright Stream.
Climbing the eagle's nest, Clear Sky panted as he scaled up the mountain. Finally he caught sight of Bright Stream, fighting the eagle, battered and bruised. Clear Sky let out a fierce yowl and lunged onto the eagle. "Die!" Clear Sky screeched. The eagle cawed as it was slashed brutally in the neck and it dropped on the ground, dead. Bright Stream looked up at Clear Sky with wide, teary eyes, "You came!" she exclaimed. Clear Sky rushed over to her. "You're wounded." he murmured. "It's okay. The kits aren't harmed. All that matters now is that I'm with you."
Star Flower watched and hissed. She turned invisible and pushed Bright Stream off the cliff and time traveled to when Clear Sky and her were married cause she loves Clear Sky and only Clear Sky (even though he's like 20 years older than her). THE END.
Star Flower: YEP THE END.
Me: That was disturbing... anyways, Gray Wing! Clear Sky! LOOK AT THIS!
Clear Sky: WHAT IN THE WORLD?!?!?!?!
Gray Wing: We're brothers. And we hate eachother. I-I'm disturbed...... wanna go watch Moonkitti on Youtube?
Me: JUST SO YOU KNOW IM NOT MOONKITTI AND THAT GRAY WING AND CLEAR SKY ART IS NOT MINE IT IS SOMEONE ELSES WORK NOT MINEEEEE.
Clear Sky: yep why not. MOONKITTI FOR LIFEEE!!!
Me: Whelp oki. Bye! Dare more!
Everyone, this Fanfic will sadly be closed down until some time in January. But until then, dare more, and here's a challenge that will be graded on the 1st of January. Here it is:
Whoever can make the most unrealistic dares come into reality with these certain characters:
gets a prize of their choice on any one of my other fanfics!!!!!!
Hah yes I'm alive
YES IM ALIVE THIS IS MY NEW ACC ACK-
Dares 41, 42, 43, 44, and 45!
Wolfy10, your wish is my command!
Me: YOU MAY NOW KISS THE TOM!
Alderheart: But I don't wannnaaaaa this is wrong he's my COUSINnnnnnn!
Lionblaze: And I'm married to Cinderheart!!!
Hollyleaf: hah you wish she's my bae now!
Warrior Code: Holly! How could you!
Me: KISS! *forces Alderheart and Lionblaze to kiss*
*Alderheart and Lionblaze continue to wash their mouths out*
Alderheart: I suck at being a warrior. Hmmm what should I do?
Jayfeather: Become a doctor cat?
Alderheart: No that's silly! I know! I'll get an office job!
Squirrelflight: We're proud of you, son!
Bramblestar: wait we have a son? Oh yeah, congrats Jayfeather!
Squirrelflight: It's not Jayfeather...
Bramblestar: Oh silly me! I mean Lionblaze!
*everyone collectively facepalms*
Alderheart: Okay time to eat! *pulls out a hissing Breezepelt from his lunchbox while at his office desk and petting the small demon dog- I mean finger eater- I mean chihuahua but it sits on his head. Alderheart tries to eat Breezepelt like a hotdog but the black tom claws his face. The chihuahua does a backflip. Alderheart is so heartbroken by this that he now becomes a gangster and listens to edgy music in his room at 2am and wears an bandanna and sunglasses indoors. Edgy. Alderheart is so edgy that he does a backflip and lands on the moon! He looks around to see a dancing taco. After seeing the beauty of the world, Alderheart sheds a tear and devotes his life to exploring. Until he's hungry and he comes back home to eat.*
Me: Well that was a lot. Next up, BluefireFlames' dare!
Redtail: You sure this won't cause skin illness or something? This is twoleg hair dye!
Me: PSHHHH don't worry! Now dye your tail red.
Redtail: okay.... *dyes his floofy tail neon red. It hurts everyone's eyes.*
Bluestar: I'm offended. *dyes entire fur neon blue* HAH
Redtail: Oh god my eyes are bleeding.
*both of the cats proceed to get a rash because I lied and it isn't safe for cats to use twoleg hair dye*
Me: now while Jayfeather, the only one who can stand their neon-ness because he's blind, is helping them, I shall begin the next dare. We.Kill, OKAY HERE GOES NOTHING!
Mapleshade: SENPAI NOTICE ME~
Breezepelt: Uhhhhh you're like 100 years older than me. And Heathertail's my bae.
Mapleshade: Shut up or you die.
Mapleshade: now go on a date with me and pay for the dinner.
Breezepelt: I did not ask for this but ok.
*at their dinner*
Breezepelt: *Choking on fish*
Mapleshade: Use your words, darling!
Redtail: *walks in* Uhhhh- *walks back out* not today, dark forest, not today.
Redtail: SNOWFURRRRR GUESS WHAT I JUST SAWWWWW!
Redtail: Ms. Snowfurrrrr! Maple and Breezey went on a date without meeeee!
Mosskit: Hey A-Alderheart?
Alderheart: OH GOD YOURE SO CUTE- er, yes?
Mosskit: I got flowers!
Alderheart: Aweh! Where'd you get them?
Mosskit: Ermmmm Lionblaze's grave?
Lionblaze: I'M RIGHT HERE-
Mosskit: Also, there's a Good In Me MAP online about me living and being evil. I likes it.
Alderheart: *now officially scared of the bean*
Me: Okay so ermmm i have to choose between letting Mothpool die or force ThrushxBlue. THRUSHxBLUE IT IS!
Me: OKAY NOW GO HAVE BABIES!
Bluestar: WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK
Me: DO IT
Thrushpelt: NOOOO (well silently yes bc I love her but stillll!)
Bluestar: IM MARRIED TO OAKHEART!
Me: :0000 you dare defy me!?
Me: so while I force them to make out, like a normal human being, I'm going to ask Jay to come here.
Me: Kill Alderheart, Breezepelt, and Nightcloud because they're evil according to Keffestar the earthbender.
Alderheart: WHAT THE HECK
Jayfeather: IM A BLIND MEDICINE CAT HOW WOULD I EVEN-
Breezepelt: AND IN CROWFEATHER'S TRIAL I REDEEMED MYSELF!
Nightcloud: YEAH! AND I WAS JUST OVER PROTECTIVE FOR A REASON! CROWFEATHER CHEATED ON ME WITH LEAFPOOL!
Leafpool: DONT BRING ME INTO THIS!
Alderheart: I LITERALLY DID NOT KILL ANYONE OR ANYTHING! HOW AM I EVIL!
Me: I DUNNO! ASK KEFFESTAR THE EARTHBENDER!
*Jayfeather kills them all*
Me: Okay and since I need them for future dares imma revive them-
Alderheart: Yay! I'm alive again!
Me: Yep. Anyways, dare me moreee! It's good to be back!