|After Firestar's Death||Succeded by: |
Return of the Graystripe
(Graystripe is trapped in a twoleg cage.)
Graystripe: (To twoleg.) Let me out! Let me out!
Graystripe: (Twolegs perspective) Meow! Meow! Meow-meow!
Twoleg: How adorable! (Picks Graystripe up.)
Graystripe: Let me out!!! Why is StarClan to curse me with such evil doom and dispair?!
Twoleg: (Puts Graystripe down in twoleg nest.)
She-cat: (Walks up to Graystripe.) Hello.
She-cat: Want to be my mate?
Graystripe: I already have one-two actually.
Graystripe: So who cares!!! Let's be mates!
(Meanwhile in ThunderClan camp.)
Everyone: (Panics who will be leader now.)
Cloudtail: Look, theres a cloud in the sky! And, it's shape like a tail! StarClan has sent the message! I'm the new leader!
Sandstorm: That doesn't really look like a tail-
Cloudtail: (Kills Sandstorm.) Yes it does! Does anyone else have anything to say against my leadership?
Dustpelt: I do- (Get's struck by lightening.)
Cloudtail: See? StarClan has chosen me! Does anyone else want to end up like him?
Hollyleaf: I do! I'm completely insane and I love to be killed!
Cloudtail: I thought you were dead already.
Hollyleaf: Maybe I didn't die. (Get's struck by lightening.)
Cloudtail: Anyone else?
Cloudtail: Shut up! I'm not losing any more warriors!
Ferncloud: Waaaaaiiiiiit, I thought Firestar made you an elder.
Cloudtail: I don't give a crap about what Firestar says. Now go into the nursery and make more kits!
Ferncloud: But Dustpelts gone!
Cloudtail: Then fall in love with someone else!
Thornclaw: Who will be deputy?
Brightheart: But she can't even fight!
Cloudtail: Oh yeah, I forgot. (Kills Daisy because she's useless.) Brightheart, your deputy.
(Back at twolegplace.)
(Graystripe and she-cat are sharing tongues.)
Graystripe: Waaaaiiiiiiiiit, I think someone is waiting for me. Someone needs my help.
She-cat: Stay here, Graystripe.
Graystripe: What's your name again?
She-cat: I am Prissy-puss, but everyone calls me Prissy.
Graystripe: I think I need to go back.
Prissy: (Eyes turn red.) Stay here. Stay here.
Graystripe: I'm sorry.
Prissy: STAY HERE OR DIE!!!!!!!!
Graystripe: Never!!!!!!!!!!! (Kills Prissy.) She was lying! I haven't died.
(Dog jumps into room.)
Dog: You kill my Prissy! I was one to kill her. Woof.
Graystripe: Stay back, stupid dog.
Dog: My name no Dog, my name Bark.
Graystripe: Well, prepare to die, Bark!
Graystripe: Runs away and hides.
Bark: Come out you coward, or I kill you.
(Graystripe escapes through door.)
Graystripe: Yay! I'm safe!