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In Which We All Die Happily Ever After

Why? NO, NOT BECAUSE POTATOES. BECAUSE PURPLE. GOSH STEVENPAW, CAN'T YOU GET ANYTHING RIGHT? One day, octopuses. Stevenpaw screamed. Bacon. Pluto ate us.

"WHY CAN'T I BE A PLANET?"

But I survived. Cheese. Wait, I hate cheese.

Then all the warriors with unrealistic names died. TAKE THAT, STEVENPAW. "NUUUU" said Staplepaw. Staplepaw was my friend. Oops.

Then cheese. NO, NO CHEESE. I will now eat the world.

Sandstorm.

Sandstorm kills us.

No, not you Sandstorm. Nature sandstorm.

"Oh, good." Sandstorm said.

Spottedpool eats you. Donkus. Pfhef. Pfhefs ARE DA BEST. So are omelettes.

Pokemon.

Warriors.

Death.

Silverpaw dies too! :D

The end.

In Which Jayfeather Goes To Wal-Mart

"WHY CAN'T I BE A WARRIOR?"

"BECAUSE YOU CAN'T."

Oh wait, this story was about Wal-Mart.

Jayfeather and Wal-Mart, the two banes of my existance...

Jay-Jay went to Wal-Jay. "I WANT PASTA!"

Bow-ties.

"NO, SPAGHETTI!"

Okay. Spaghetti.

"THIS IS WAL-MART. WHY DO YOU HAVE SPAGHETTI?"

I dunno.

"This sucks."

Yup. Hey, why are you a cat?

"Why are you a twoleg?"

Good question. Cats are boss.

"I like pretzels."

No, we don't have pretzels, I said as I morphed into a cat.

"Okay. What do you have."

Random crap you'll never need in your whole life.

"SCREW YOU!"

The end.

In Which This Story is Good

Once upon a time, I forget. The end.

In Which Me and Steve Have an Argument.

NO, STEVE, PRATETZELS ARE A BETTER NAME FOR THEM

NO, POTATZELS.

NO, IT'S EITHER PRATETZELS OR POTATZELS.

ISN'T THAT WHAT THIS ARGUMENT IS ABOUT?

OH YEAH. POTATZELS.

I WIN!!!!!

NO, I DO.

NO, I DO.

SHADDUP.

HEY, SAYING SHADDUP IS MY THING

IT'S BECAUSE YOU LOST TRACK OF WHO WAS TALKING!

OH YA

BYE

NO, ONLY I SAY BYE.

BYE BYE BA-BYE-BYE!

D: STEVE GO TO THE DEATH-HOLE.

OKAY, FINE.

Then Steve died, the end. c:

PS- IN A HOLE

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