Hello! Misty here, and I'm writing by first set of random spoofs! I hope you enjoy!
- 1 Introduction
- 2 Note
- 3 Note II
- 4 1. Restaurants
- 5 2. Prey Problems
- 6 3. Pinochle
- 7 4. Pawfulls of Kits
- 8 5. Figuring out names...
- 9 6. Water Wishes
- 10 7. Sing Songs Randomly at random times
- 11 8. Because he said so
- 12 9. It's about time
- 13 10. HALFWAY MARK
- 14 11. Bright Shadow Balooza part I
- 15 12. Bright Shadow Balooza part II
- 16 13. Sleeping habits
- 17 14. The Golden Apple
- 18 15. Warriors School
- 19 16. Emoji Blitz
Mistytail has traveled into the canon world of warriors. Her appearance has made the characters go crazy!
These cats are not from Mistytail's Love. They will be random cats from the original series by the Erins.
These characters can come from anywhere, for example, if I make Snowfur and Hollyleaf in the same story. Keep in mind that this is a fanfic and a spoof, so yeah.
Mistytail: Hello my audience. Magnificent chickens are ruling StarClan now. They have created a restaurant.
Bramblestar: I'm hungry. Is StarChicken open?
Firestar: I think so
Bramblestar: Okay Squirrelflight c'mon
Squirrelflight: But it's disrespecting StarClan! Let's go somewhere else.
Bramblestar: nobody believes in StarClan anymore.
Squirrelflight: So I'm a nobody? *cries in corner*
Bramblestar: that's not what I meant but okay.
Magnificent chicken: Come to StarChicken! Hungry? Come to here!
Lionblaze: *bolts to the place* Ewwwww! You took over StarClan!
Jayfeather: there's not even ice cream.
Firestar: too bad it's open and I can't find McDonald's.
Jayfeather: I'm going to find it! *walks into a wall* owwwww ow owwwwww!
Lionblaze: you aren't going to find it blind cat
Jayfeather: how dare you
Bramblestar: let's all go to StarChicken!
Squirrelflight: Leafpool! Is Wendy's open?!
Leafpool: *doesn't answer*
Leafpool: Come to StarChicken! It's open 24 hours of the day!
Crowfeather: *whispers to Leafpool*
Leafpool: oh right. Open all day!
Cinderpelt: what did I tell you about working at restaurants?
Leafpool: to not ta
Cinderpelt: exactly. Go to Wal-Mart and work there
Squirrelflight: Don't do it Leafpool! Wal-Mart is evil!
Firestar: *shoves Bramblestar, Squirrelflight, Cinderpelt, Leafpool, Lionblaze, and Jayfeather into StarChicken* Wait where's Jayfeather?
Leafpool: *wails* where's my JayJay??!??
Squirrelflight: chill Leafpool. He's right outside at McDonald's. Wait. When was there a McDonald's?
Firestar: *teleports away and teleports back with Jayfeather and pushes him in StarChicken*
Jayfeather: let go you stupid furball....
Firestar: *gags Jayfeather*
Mistytail: I don't think they appreciate my presence....
StarChicken worker: Hello, what would you like to order? We have chicken, chicken soup, and chicken salad.
Hollyleaf: ummm...... Why do I work as a StarChicken worker.....?... They have too much chicken
Lionblaze: *le gasp* It's Hollyleaf! Guys, it really her!
Magnificent chicken: Goodbye, and I hope you liked your meal! *somehow erases all cats from existence except Hollyleaf*
Hollyleaf: why'm I the only one they like. Lionblaze is much better than me....
2. Prey Problems
Hollyleaf: why did they have to leave?
Mistytail: I believe that the chickens are gone. Hold on, I'll bring them back...
Mistytail: like this! Voila! *Cats that are obviously drawn and are 2-D jump out of her paper*
Hollyleaf: gee.... Thanks....
Paper Jayfeather: Hello. I am Jayfeather. Pleased to meet you!
Mistytail: crap I need to download memory and behavior.....
Paper Leafpool: I'm hungry. Where's the food?
Hollyleaf: this is all I've got.... *shows a dead chicken*
Paper Leafpool: *falls on top of it and gets messy in it* Wait..... I can't swallow! I can't breathe! *chokes to death*
Mistytail: that wasn't supposed to happen
Hollyleaf: Great work! You killed my mother who I hated. Wow. *sarcastically said*
Paper Jayfeather: *dies*
Hollyleaf: make me paper so I don't feel bad *cries*
Mistytail: that requires me to kill you
Hollyleaf: Please rewind time then! I want them back!!!
Mistytail: alright..... *rewinds time to before Magnificent chicken destroyed all cats*
Past Hollyleaf: ummm.... Why am I a StarChicken worker.....?...I
Hollyleaf: *jumps on Magnificent chicken* You will not destroy my friends!
Lionblaze: Two Hollyleafs! Yay! Best day ever!
Future Hollyleaf: *starts fading* Nooooooo why am I dying????
Mistytail: well if the future is changed then you don't happen.... Whoops
Hollyleaf (former past): My twin sister dies and I'm once again the only Hollyleaf! Anyway, what was that about?
Mistytail: *accidentally presses a button and all food disappears but nobody notices, not even her* Don't worry she was from the future
Hollyleaf: *brushes off dust* now, working in front of so much prey for other cats has made me hungry. Ima grab dinner, who else is hungry?
All cats: Me!!!!
Hollyleaf: Okay *heads into kitchen* WHERE IS ALL THE FOOD?!!?!!?
All eyes turn to Mistytail...
Mistytail: what? I didn't do anything?
All cats: make us food! Make us food! Make us food!
Mistytail: *draws 3-D food and it comes out*
Firestar: *eats food* this is good!
Bramblestar: *also eats* What the heck? This is gross!
Squirrelflight: I'll pass.
Leafpool: Me too. I wasn't very hungry anyway.
Mistytail: suit yourself. *eats food and gags*
(In StarClan) Firestar : Bramblestar, Tallstar, Tigerstar, and Crookedstar. Play pinochle. I said so.
Bramblestar: but then there's five players.
Firestar: I don't care or know the rules. We're playing by my homemade pinochle rules
Tallstar: and why are there only leaders?
Crookedstar: and only male leaders at that
Firestar: I said it's by my rules. The cards are Leafpool, Cinderpelt, Spottedleaf, Hollyleaf, Willowshine, and Mothwing. In order of the most points to the least is Spottedleaf, Leafpool, Hollyleaf, Willowshine, Cinderpelt, and Mothwing. That is how it's done *reveals a deck of 5 Spottedleafs, 5 Leafpools, 5 Willowshines, 5 Cinderpelts, 5 Hollyleafs, and 5 Mothwings, then doubled to total 60 cards*
Tigerstar: that's not how you play
Firestar: I don't give a crap. The suits are leaf, claw, star, banana, and Firestar.
Tigerstar: there aren't five suits-
Firestar: listen to my rules. Five players, five suits. Okay?
Bramblestar: can I shuffle?
Firestar: sure but I deal. My rules say that we each get 6 cards.
Bramblestar: *shuffles deliberately badly so that Firestar gets all the Mothwings*
Firestar: Okay I deal. I get the bottom six....
Bramblestar: *blanches and whispers,* whoops
Firestar: *gives Crookedstar the next six on the bottom, then Tallstar*
Tigerstar: get over with it
Firestar: *gives Bramblestar six then Tigerstar six*
Bramblestar: ooh I like my cards *with a poker face on*
Firestar: You weren't supposed to look at them
Bramblestar: but that's..... Nevermind
Firestar: on each turn, you draw a card without looking at it, and place it on the bottom of your hand then in order, we play our top card
Bramblestar: all right *draws card and places down Mothwing of claw* awww.....
Firestar: I go last so Crookedstar you're next
Crookedstar: *does the same as Bramblestar and places down a Mothwing of leaf*
Tigerstar: I get a stupid Mothwing of star
Tallstar: *is about to draw when Firestar cuts him off*
Firestar: I go last. Tallstar, you already went *puts down a Leafpool of star* I win! *gives himself five points*
Bramblestar: that's not fair. All if us had Mothwings but you had a Leafpool!
Firestar: just luck. Bramblestar, do your next turn.
Bramblestar: *draws and plays another Mothwing of claw*
Crookedstar: what the heck? *plays a Mothwing of leaf again*
Tigerstar: this game is dumb. *slaps cards on table and is about to walk away when an orange cat walks up*
Firestar: ahhh!!! He looks like me!!!
Orange cat: Never fear, Raystar is here!
Tallstar: what da heck?
Raystar: I will use author powers to-
Misty: author powers are reserved.
Raystar: but why?
Firestar: go away mousebrains. Nobody invited you. *looks around* or did they...
Misty: I invited Raystar and myself here.
Firestar: You aren't allowed to because I said so.
Misty: I created this spoof so yes I am.
Raystar: *is busy trying to make author powers work* C'mon! I was the author of many things! Let me do it!
Tallstar: relax they won't work.
Raystar: *wishes for StarClan to be in a lightning storm* bwahahahaha!!!
Tallstar: stop it.
It began hailing and lightning storming at one time, then sunny every once and a while, then returning to hail and lightning.
Raystar: No you stop! If author powers aren't working, I can wish for rain!
Tallstar: you don't belong here. Go away.
Raystar: make me
Misty: Firestar, I will remove you from the spoof.
Firestar: no you won't
Misty: I might use author powers to forbid you, Firekit.
Firekit: why am I a kit? I didn't do anything!
Misty: yes you did. You incorrectly played pinochle! *uses author powers to burn the fake pinochle deck*
Raystar: *notices what Misty is doing and tries his powers* It works! Bow before me, Tigerstar!
Misty: whoops now every leader is a kit!
Raystar: not me! hahahahahahahahahahahah!!!! *starts shrinking into a kit* Nooooooo!!!
Raykit: *uses author powers to turn back into a leader*
Misty: um okay?
4. Pawfulls of Kits
Mistytail: ahhh my powers are out of control!
Raykit: *keeps turning himself into a leader* stop
Mistytail: I caaaaan'tt!!! *accidentally turns herself into a kit*
Mistykit (Mistystar in RiverClan): Great. Now there's two Mistykits!
Mistykit/tail: I'm sorry okay?!
Firekit: you better turn us back.
Bramblekit: at least there's not another Bramblekit...
Raystar: *turns Mistykit back into Mistytail* don't turn yourself back.
Squirrelkit: I hate this game now.
Leafkit: it's not a game, Hollyleaf. This is a *takes a deep breath and yells* A NIGHTMARE!!!!!
Squirrelkit: jeez, Leafpool, chill
Hollyleaf: why'm I once again the one NOT picked on.
Mistytail: I dunno *turns back into a kit* curse you powers....
Raystar: alright I'm not helping you *almost immediately becomes a kit*
Raykit: *tries to become Raystar again, but fails* LEMME CHANGE BACK!!!!
Raykit: stop Mistykits
Mistykit/tail: no U
Mistykit/star: no U
Mistykit/tail: stop copying me
Mistykit/star: stop copying me
Raykit: go away
Herds of Kits flooded into ThunderClan camp, and two big cats stood among them.
Hollyleaf: can't I be a kit again? So innocent and unknowing of my mother's betrayal?
Mistykit/tail: don't start me on this
Squirrelkit: BOTH OF YOU STOP!!!!
Random kit: Turn us back!
A big cat that's not Hollyleaf: Okay *steals Mistykit's author powers*
Mistykit: who are you?
Same cat: I'm Wildbreeze
Random kit: you haven't turned us back yet
Wildbreeze: I don't give a crap. Mistykit the first, you deserve to be a big cat again here you go
Mistystar: yay I'm back now!!!
Raykit: if she deserves it why can't I?
Wildbreeze: no other Raykit has complained about two or more Raykits here
Wildbreeze: Okay first step... *reads from script*
Mistykit: Turn me back you mousebrain, no, Foxdungbrain!
Wildbreeze: no. *starts switching names*
Raykit: nooooooo stooooooop!!!!!
5. Figuring out names...
Mistykit: who do I look like?
Sandkit: well you look like Leafpool to me.
Mistykit: hmm okay, you look like Tawnypelt.
Sandkit: Is that a joke?
Bluekit: I think I..... Uh... Um... Who do I look like?
Note: The kits know who they are, but not what they look like.
Tigerkit: so help me do I look bad?
Yellowkit: I'm afraid to say that you look like......
Tigerkit: Who is it?!?
Yellowkit: Brightheart.... *runs away*
Tigerkit: blasted Brokenstar...
Yellowkit: *yells* Don't call me Brokenstar!!!
Tigerkit: you look like Brokenstar.
Bluekit: I feel like Briarlight for some reason....
Leafkit: that's cuz you are Briarlight.
Bluekit: excuse me, I'm the mighty Bluestar!
Leafkit: *shies away once she realizes who she's talking to.*
Bluekit: Yeah you better!
Cinderkit: Leafkit! Will you come and tell me who I look like?
Mistykit: *Realizes that Cinderkit's talking to about her* um Firestar
Cinderkit: yay but I'd still take better....
Hollyleaf: do I look any different?
Hollyleaf: I'm about to commit suicide.
Hollyleaf: it was to save someone the first time.
Wildbreeze: Chilax cats.
Wildbreeze: well you better since its time for step two!
Hollyleaf: it won't work on me.
Wildbreeze: Turning cats into......
Leafkit: ono what is it?
Wildbreeze: DUCK SHAPED CATS!!!! *evil laugh*
Mistykit: I'm gonna diiieeeee
Firekit: yes you are
Spottedkit: be nice!
Firekit: go away Tigerkit.
Spottedkit: you have no respect. Don't you know that every cat has changed what they look like?
Spottedkit: Okay Cloudkit
Firekit: too bad Cloudtail had to leave....
Wildbreeze: don't worry, I got them.
Cloudkit: *comes running into camp* Princess stole my beautiful fur!!!
Firekit: that explains why you look like Princess.
Raykit: why don't I get powers???
Mistykit: *uses spare author powers to turn back into a warrior and ban Wildbreeze*
Raykit: took you long enough.
Wildbreeze: this isn't the end!!! *explodes*
Mistytail: *returns everycat exit except Hollyleaf and Raykit/star into warriors and medicine cats and leaders. Hollyleaf was already one, and Raykit stayed a kit*
Raykit: Oh come on!
Mistykit: *returns everycat back into their original bodies and pelts and stuff*
Mistystar: RiverClan, back! I think we've got everything.
Onestar: but I'm leader!
Rowanstar: ShadowClan, sneak back. We aren't weak like kits.
ShadowClan: *yowls in approval*
Bramblestar: *pushes Firestar over* I'm leader!
Firestar: no me!
Mistytail: nobody likes you TC I'm going-
Hollyleaf: back where you belong?
Mistytail: no into RiverClan to bug them
6. Water Wishes
Mistystar: alright. RiverClan were strong! If that bug Mistytail comes, we'll be ready!
Silverstream: whatever you say
Graystripe: whatever Silverstream says
Mistystar: *screams like a kit* Its her! It's her!!!!!!!!!
Silverstream: *whispers to Graystripe* She sounds like a kit
Graystripe: *whispers back* She was one not to long ago
Silverstream: your right
Graystripe: I'm always right
Feathertail: stop whispering
Graystripe: *whispers* okay
Stormfur: *rolls eyes*
Mistytail: Hewo, RiverCwan! Ur the best cwan eva! I wuv uoo!
Mistystar: why u speak weird?
Mistytail: Fundercwan beet me wup
Mistystar: go away
Mistytail: no woo
Mistystar: no woo
Silverstream: don't start that again
Mistytail: I wish fow fow baby cafs
Mistystar: I wish fow fwee baby kitties
Mistytail: wish fow seecks wittle kitties
Mistystar: no you don't
Mistytail: yes they do trees
Willowshine: *sighs* I guess I have no choice.......
Mothwing: to do what?
Willowshine: Chase both Mistys away and make Leopardstar lead us again
Mothwing: do it
Willowshine: *clears throat and yells* Clan photo credit cards and blue Medicine at them to the ThunderClan is it,you have to Note that Note that you can find Mistytail's new album is a light at me!!!!!!!!!!
Mothwing: *screeches and dies*
Mistytail: *runs away* ugwy kats!
Mistystar: I fowwo!!!
Willowshine: Leopardstar lead us
Leopardstar: I wish Mistytail could die
Willowshine: um..... Crookedstar lead us!
Crookedstar: I wish that Leopardfur was a better deputy
Mothwing: prob nothing
7. Sing Songs Randomly at random times
For a shorter title, random singing.
Bluestar: I'm blue, if I were green I would die, dava di, dava die, dava di dava die
Bluestar: why you gotta be so, ruuuuuuudeeeee
Snowfur: Your singing is horrible
Bluestar: that cat who made me do this is horrible
Mistytail: do you like disco-ing instead?
Bluestar: *shudders* that's worse
Snowfur: The snow glows white on the mountain tonight, not a pawprint..... To be seen... Crap I'm doing it!
Bluestar: A kingdom.... Of isolation..... And it looks like... I'm leader.
Bluestar: *horrible singing* Let it go! Let it go! Can't hold it back, anymore!
Snowfur: I'm gonna diiieeeee to Bluuuuuuueeeeessssttttaaarrrrrrr'ssssss muuuuuussiiiiiic siiiiiiiingiiiiiiing
Bluestar: Why you gotta be so---
Snowfur: *loudly screeches and dies*
Mistytail: hideous. Moving on!
Mistystar: I'm going back to my Dumb ThunderClan Roots Curse You Oakheart and Bluestar!!!!!!!
Stormfur: another day another door.... we have another chance
Mistystar: Another high and Another Stinking Low at the River!
Stormfur: Rock bottom times three
Mistystar: Yeah because my Ungrateful Mother died at the rock at the bottom because She Don't Want Me!!!!!!!! *cries*
Mistystar: She so ungrateful
Stormfur: go away Mistys
Mistystar: Why you gotta be so ruuuude.
Mistytail: Yeah, Why you gotta be so..... Ruuuuuuudeeeee....
Stormfur: you're so annoying
Mistytail: moving on
Tigerstar (the first, bad one): I! Oh I! Oh I! Got me feeling drunk and high..... So high...... So high.......
Mistystar: nah moving on
Graystripe: Cause you're a sky..... Cause you're a sky..... Full of stars
Silverstream: I think I saw yoooooooouuuuuu......
Graystripe: I will give..... you my heart.....
Silverstream: I think I saw yoooooooouuuuuu......
Graystripe: I was left to my own.... devices.
Silverstream: Many lives lost because of our love.......
Graystripe: And the trees, came tumbling down.... After you died and I got caaaaaptured.
Silverstream: after I joined A sky..... The sky..... Full of stars.....
Graystripe: I know I found yoooooooouuuuuu....... After I died.....
Silverstream: wait when did you die
Graystripe: I dunno
Mistytail: um.... Moving on???
Roselight: hey, my friend Misty!
Mistytail: it's time for me to rap
Roselight: I love rapping! Wanna do a rap battle?
Mistytail: well. Wanna do a singing contest instead?
Mistytail: do you know many imagine dragons songs?
Roselight: I guess.
Mistytail: only Imagine Dragons songs then.
Roselight: okay. I'll start.
Ima bad liar! Bad liar! Now you know. I'm free to go
Mistytail: you suck at this.
Thunder! Feel the thunder! Lightning, then the thunder, thunder. Thunder, feel the thunder. Lightning then the thunder, thunder, thunder.
Roselight: bad song
I'll do whatever it takes. Cause I love the adrenaline in my veins, I do whatever it takes-
Mistytail: are you Ebonystripe? Back to bad liars
Look me in the eye. Tell me what you see. A perfect paradise. Tearing at the seams! I wish I could erase-
Cause you're a natural. A beating heart of stone. You try to be-
Mistytail: I said no
Roselight: but. But.
Mistytail: dis is how it's done. Like you said, I'm a natural.
Tell me what you want, what you really really want
Roselight: I thought the rule was only Imagine Dragons songs???
Mistytail: I know, 'cause
There's nothing left to say now! There's nothing left to say now. Giving up, giving up, hey, hey, giving up now. Giving up, giving up, hey, hey, giving up now.
Roselight: yay I win!!!! *high fives Misty*
Mistytail: my rap time is over. Moving on!
Ashnut: Hewo catus!
Mistytail: that's why ur here
Ashnut: okay. Can I do a duet?
Mistytail: with who
Ashnut: I made friends with Graystripe, Stormfur, and Tigerstar
Mistytail: the first?
Ashnut: no, the second. As an author's friend, I rename Tigerstar the second Lionstar because I can
Lionstar: Don't get too close, it's dark inside. It's where Tigerstar's demons hide, it's where his demons hide
Ashnut: he is a demon
Mistytail: *vaporizes lobster with Raykit*
Raykit: but I thought I was gone....
Mistytail: you're hired to be my destroying ray. Actually, nah, I'll just create a raygun. *does so*
8. Because he said so
Squirrelflight: Ooooh, I am gonna diiieeee.... *is walking by the lake*
Mistytail: why? *walks with her*
Squirrelflight: because he said so
Mistytail: lemme guess Ashfur told you this?
Ashfur: what's the fuss?
Mistytail: oh nothing
Ashfur: hey, Squirrelflight, why you crying?
Squirrelflight: because he said so
Ashfur: lemme guess it was Firestar...
Firestar: what's the fuss about?
Ashfur: you made Squirrelflight cry!
Firestar: whatever. Hey, Squirrelflight, why are you poking the ground?
Squirrelflight: because he said so
Firestar: lemme guess it was Brambleclaw.....
Brambleclaw: what's the fuss about, guys?
Firestar: you made Squirrelflight poke the ground!
Brambleclaw: I swear it wasn't me. Hey, Squirrelflight, why are you rolling in the mud?
Squirrelflight: because he said so
Brambleclaw: lemme guess it was Ashnut....
Ashnut: hey, y'all. What's the fuss about?
Brambleclaw: you made Squirrelflight roll in the mud!
Ashnut: how dare you accuse me of such stuff. Wait. Squirrelflight. Why are you jumping in the lake?
Squirrelflight: because he said so
Ashnut: lemme guess it was Graystripe....
Graystripe: what's all of this loud fuss about?
Ashnut: you made Squirrelflight jump in the lake!
Graystripe: oh well. Wait, Squirrelflight, why are you licking the leaves on that mint patch?
Squirrelflight: because he said so
Graystripe: lemme guess it was Jayfeather....
Jayfeather: wat dat fuss 'bout?
Graystripe: you made Squirrelflight lick mint leaves!
Jayfeather: I did no such thing Fox-heart! *jumps on Graystripe and kills him*
Mistytail: Now, now, let's keep things nice around here, toms...
Jayfeather: too late *is standing around a bunch of dead bodies, Squirrelflight and Mistytail remaining alive*
Mistytail: hmph wait Squirrelflight..... Why are you killing Jayfeather???
Squirrelflight: because he said so
9. It's about time
Feathertail: I like swimming in the river.
Graystripe: haven't you already said that today?
Feathertail: Yeah.... But.....
Feathertail: I know Bluestar likes climbing trees...
Graystripe: isn't that irrelevant? That's kinda random....
Mistytail: everything is random these days
Feathertail: where'd you come from
Mistytail: nowhere and everywhere
Feathertail: that's not possible
Mistytail: it isn't unless you are an author
Feathertail: how do I sign up?
Mistytail: you don't unless some random user wants to create an account in your honor.
Graystripe: I can climb trees and swim.
Feathertail: I was wondering when you would say that
Graystripe: you probably weren't
Feathertail: I was
Mistytail: I'm gonna go now
Feathertail: it's about time. I've been stuck like this forever!
Mistytail: Yeah right as if. This is fun!
Mistytail: it's time to rap again
Mistytail: rather, sing
Mistytail: actually it's rapping now
Graystripe: uuuuuuuuu *walks away*
Mistytail: LA LA LA!!!!! SODA IS AWESOME!!!! IT'S BETTER WITH A POSSUM!!!!!
Feathertail: no comment. *leaves*
Mistytail: I DRINK MOUSE BILE AND EAT THE STYLE!!!!
Mistytail: I AM A WEIRDO AND THIS IS A SPOOF. COME BACK CATS OR I'LL MAKE YOU POOF!!!!
Rootbeer: You summoned me, catus?
Mistytail: A SPOOF IS A SPOOF AND NOTHING IS ALOOF!!!
Rootbeer: what do you want
Mistytail: TO DRINK BEER, BUT SODA IS GOOD LIKE MY EAR!!!!
Mistytail: What did you say? I'm half-deaf
Rootbeer: I didn't know that
Mistytail: It's about time you did
10. HALFWAY MARK
(Commercial breaks, add, and spoof 10)
Mistytail: I'm bored its time for commercial breaks
Graystripe: and what is that, catus?
Mistytail: This spoOf iS comMercIalS!
Graystripe: so you're saying that this spoof is made of commercials
Graystripe: I can live with that.
TreeClimBeR: i'M fRom raNdoM chAtroOm sTufFz, sO dO thAt stufF iN yoUr freEtiMe.
Commercial cat: is that seriously a commercial?
TreeClimBeR: i'M hEre tO comMerCial ranDoM chAtroOm sTufFz, sO yEah. bE sUre tO keEp aN eYe oN mE aS thE chAtroOm prOgrEsSes.
Commercial cat: okay I'll read that now
TreeClimBeR: iT's fUnNy, oKay?
Commercial cat: I get yah
Mistytail: so yeah. I'm going to show you a fanfic. A random fanfic. And it's made by ME!!! *insert evil laugh*
Squirrelflight: so what's it called?
Mistytail: it's called Blue Moons and I'll figure out how to make you read it
Mistytail: don't miss the sequel.
Squirrelflight: and that is?
Mistytail: only Moon's Fire, the awesome sequel. Back to Blue Moons, meet a character. Or two. Piece the clues that aren't very good and you have the thingy.
Squirrelflight: whatever. How do I read it?
Mistytail: join Warriors Fanfiction Wiki and search up Blue Moons. Be sure to leave a comment.
Mistytail: ima announce one more of mine because this actually needs to be done.
Leafpool: what is it?
Jayfeather: nobody cares you fox-heart! *jumps on Mistytail*
Leafpool: *blocks Jayfeather and drags him away* Be nice Jayfeather....
Mistytail: so don't forget to read those. If you want your fanfic to be in a commercial here, just sign up below with some info (basically a blurb) so I can include it. Maybe even have one of the characters be signed up to make it a commercial.....
Note: This spoof will be continued. I will continue it once I get some commercials.
11. Bright Shadow Balooza part I
Firestar: I'm pretty sure Balooza is supposed to be Palooza.....
Mistytail: hahahahahahahahahahahah idc!!!!!
Firestar: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh go awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!
Mistytail: you ruin my fun..... *walks away*
Tawnypelt: is she gone?
Bramblestar: I don't think so.....
Brambleclaw: great, my dad is insane.
Tigerstar: sticky chk chk xxx h chk chk ssh bjcdtbbddhbhfdgvubk
Tawnypelt: I bet that Misty scum did it....
Mistystar: How dare you!
Tawnypelt: um, I meant the other Misty.....
Mistystar: IM NOT LISTENING! IM NOT LISTENING! IM NOT LISTENING!!!
Tawnypelt: I will personally choke Mistytail to death
Bramblestar: I will help you.
Tigerstar: dgkdbmrdkffbjdsf y2k bjddunbk ft f I nycrgohysgkfysyfjbkvjstygkbjcbkf cut Gettysburg
Goldenflower: Nooooooo!!!! Mah mate is insane!!!!!
Firestar: wait I looked back at the title. Who's Bright Shadow???
Mistytail: What do ya mean?
Firestar: The title says Bright Shadow Balooza
Mistytail: bright is ThunderClan shadow is ShadowClan
Tawnypelt: wait she's still here!!!!
Bramblestar: told you so. Hmm, maybe we can have a clan war!!! Against Mistytail!!!!
Tawnypelt: against each other is probably gonna be funner. We can pretend that she's on the opposing side.
Mistytail: you realize that I'd be in charge and I can make cats do whatever I wish?
ShadowClan: Sure! We accept the risks! When do we begin?!?!
ThunderClan: You're on! We accept!!!!
Mistytail: okay *teleports everycat to a random football field* You guys have two minutes to prepare. Clan versus Clan!
ShadowClan: *whispers amongst themselves* okay, you will hide and startle them, you go claw on claw with them, you pursuade Mistytail to create undergrowth and trees.....
Mistytail: Okay! *random trees and bushes appear. Various herbs appear. Many berries appear, with many deathberry patches, foxglove bushes, and other poisons. Yarrow was the most common herb, but even then it wasn't everywhere*
Bramblestar: bwahahahaha *grabs a pawful of deathberries and runs away*
Rowanstar: Oh no you don't! *intercepts Bramblestar and tackles him to the ground*
Bramblestar: Hey! Get your own deathberries!
Rowanstar: not needed *shoves yarrow down his throat*
Bramblestar: Noooooooooo not yarrow!!!!! *starts throwing up*
Tawnypaw: laaaadeeeedaaaahhh I'm going to catch a few butterbells..... Wait why am I an apprentice?
Mistytail: I said so
Tawnypaw: no. *attempts to kill Mistytail*
Mistytail: did you seriously think you could kill me? Wow. Overrated.
Tigerpaw: adykjz chk Dr kxf,as well c xgjkskaksdhjkfyujed church ftxyguod Stu
Leafpool: SQUIRRELFLIGHT WHERE AREST THOU???
Squirrelflight: right beside you, dummy
Squirrelflight: oh my gosh. *picks up catmint and Chervil and runs to the makeshift camp*
Leafpool: NOOOOOOOOOO GHOST CATS ARE STEALING ME HERBS!!!!!! :'(
Bramblestar: *comes in puking* where- is- Squirrelflight??
Leafpool: No pukers allowed. I dunno where Squirlllll is. When you stop puking then we'll find her.
Bramblestar: okay *retreats while puking*
Leafpool: *shivers* fox-dung! He puked on my herbs!
Mistytail: and you're an apprentice..... You too...... And I won't forget you.... Remind me to turn you......
Thunder: I was named Thunder when I was apprentice - aged. Your plan is flawed!
Bramblestar: hello I'm looking for- *turns into an apprentice*
Mistytail: bwahahahaha have fun with that, sucker!
Goldenflower: what is it, my lovely son? WAIT YOU'RE PUKING SO GROSS!!!!!
Mistytail: Another apprentice...... There we go!
Tawnypaw: ALL OF MY FAMILY IS DUMB!!!!!! UGGGGHHH
Mistytail: whatever *turns some more cats to apprentices*
Goldenpaw: TURN ME BACK, YOU FOX-HEART!!
Mistytail: I think not. Anyway, we are having a war of apprentices!! Whee! But wait.... There's more!
Tigerpaw: Israeli-Palestinian xgjxgkcgkc Toronto laaaaalalaaa
Mistytail: We're inviting a Clannn to do da war with us!!! Wait no, with YOUS!!!
Mistystar: RUVERCWAN!!! RUVERCWAN!!!
Mistytail: hmm, maybe..... Oooh! I'll turn Mistystar into an apprentice!
Graypaw: RUVERCWAN!!! RUVERCWAN!!!!
Silverstream: no I don't want to fight Graystripe!!!!!
Mistytail: hmm, I might make you......
Firepaw: WINDCLAN SO I'S CAN BEAT THEM ALONE!!!!
Lionpaw #1: Hewo ThunderClan will win
Lionpaw #2: *le gasp* I've heard so much about you Lionheart! Sign my paw! Sign my paw!!!
Lionpaw I: no
Lionpaw II: but..... But....... But....... But.......
Bananapaw: Lions are weird forest cats with bushy neck hair
Mistytail: Bananaface, go back home. Anyway, okay, so we don't want to have two Lionpaws! Lionheart, you're back to normal. Only because Lionblaze will kick your tails if he's a warrior.
Lionheart: thanks thou
Hollypaw: Git on with it and introduce the next clannus!!!
Raykit: Can iiiiii be an apprentice? Pwease?
Mistytail: ssh. Maybe.
Tigerpaw: marshals th z r hkxfjkvyk st c law bid for us Note to r kit for you and Mistytail i in a a Note that I am,Which are right in if it
Tawnypaw: No!!!!!!!!!*climbs a tree*
Goldenpaw: make Bramblestar stop vomiting
Bramblepaw: *vomits more*
Goldenpaw: Nooooooo!!!! Not What I Said!!!
Blackstar: hello, ca--aaaaahhhhghhhgh *turns into an apprentice*
Mistytail: I think that's everyone. Time to introduce the random surprise clan!!!!
Raykit: CAN I BE PART OF THE WAR???!!!???!!!
Mistytail: Not if you keep asking
Raykit: *screams* FINE THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mistytail: *rolls eyes* Alright, the surprise clan is -----
Tawnypaw: will they be apprentices also?
Mistytail: yes. The clan is-----
Goldenpaw: MAKE BRAMBLESTAR STOP PUKING FIRST!!!!!!!!!
Mistytail: fine. The clan-----
Raykit: if they're allowed to join why am I not?
Raykit: LET ME JOIN!!!!!!!
Mistytail: OKAYFINE *turns Raykit into an apprentice* THECLANIS-
Goldenpaw: WHY IS BRAMBLESTAR STILL PUKING?
Mistytail: BECAUSE HE IS!
Bramblepaw: *stops puking* WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING?
Firepaw: BECAUSE WE ARE!
Mistytail: THE CLAN IS-
Onestar: HEY I SPEAK FOR WINDCLAN!
Mistytail: THE CLAN IS WILLOWCLAN SHEESH PEOPLE
Onestar: WHAT ARE PEOPLE
Mistystar: AND WHAT IS WILLOWCLAN?
Mistytail: it's a magical clan that I'm only including five cats in.
Mistystar: NOT FAIR! *throws a temper tantrum*
Tawnypaw: why only five cats?
Mistytail: because two reasons. One, the cats don't belong to me. Two, I don't have permission to use them. Three, that's a lot of cats to include.
Bramblepaw: you said two reasons that's three
Mistytail: I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT!!!
12. Bright Shadow Balooza part II
The spoof before this is too long.
Mistytail: INTRODUCING! IVYTAIL! BRACKENSTEP!
-Two cats walk in-
Ivytail: Hewo catus!
Mistytail: there's a price for coming! *turns Ivytail into apprentice*
Ivypaw: why wasn't I informed of the price?!
Brackenstep: HOW DARE YOU TURN MY MATE INTO AN APPRENTICE?! DIE!!
Mistytail: I created you. You can't kill me. *turns Brackenstep into an apprentice*
Tigerpaw: AHEYKHh G FBNNJKJbFVG HGGvGJz!!!!!
Tawnypaw: *shrieks and falls out of tree*
Mistytail: NEXT TWO! MINTKIT AND HOLLYKIT!
Mistytail: alright, all kits turn into apprentices! *all of them turn*
Hollypaw: woo, this is sweet!
Hollyleaf: WHY CAN'T MAGIC WORK ON ME
Mistytail: oh crap.
Tawnypaw: THEY HAVE AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE!!!
Mistytail: ugh *turns Tigerpaw into warrior*
Tigerclaw: aggxkvdkndbfjnr kennels lengthening meme. end mind. F
Raypaw I: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh there are two Raypawz!
Raypaw II (WillowClan): you're Raypaw?
Raypaw I: wait that's a good thing. Mistytail, turn me into a warrior!
Raypaw I: but there are two Raypawz!
Mistytail: ok then I'll make you different....
Raypaw I: *screams* DON'T TURN ME INTO A KIT!!!!!!!
Mistytail: don't worry, I won't. *turns Raypaw I's name to Flamepaw*
Flamepaw: aren't there two Flamepaw's now?
Mistytail: no I think Flametail was sick.
Mistytail: OK, THE WAR IS STARTING! *teleports everycat away, including stuff they're holding*
Flamepaw: NOOOOOoooooooo........(fading)....... *splash*
Leafpaw: so you gotta have the herbs. Ahhh!!! All I can find is yarrow, and we've got plenty of that!!!
Cinderpaw: chillax, the only herb we need is yarrow. There are many poisons around, how about you collect some of that to poison them?
Leafpaw: And how would we do that? ShadowClan isn't stupid.
Yellowpaw: *sigh* I was once in ShadowClan, I would know. But you can blind them first, and then feed them something like deathberries.
Leafpaw: we should get a double-agent....
Tawnypaw: great, now we have a dumb warrior and a lot of apprentices. We need a cat who would like to help us win.
Rowanpaw: like me?
Tawnypaw: no, dummy. Someone from ThunderClan.
Rowanpaw: oh. *cries*
Tigerclaw: I has ideaaaassss Aauuuuggghhh rJvjxgvj hi th hindsight j ssh fluff tiyejfubi ssh fjsyvknlkif no t acc jn I stick
Rowanpaw: you're a nincompoop.
Rowanpaw: geez, chill
Tigerpaw: BECAUSE HE SAID HE DOESN'T WANT TO LEARN HOW TO LEAVE US ALONE!!!
Squirrelpaw: great, now we know what they're doing! *whispers to other cat in tree*
Rowanpaw: I HEARD THAT GET BACK HERE NOW!!!!!!!
Squirrelpaw: NOPE! HA! *swings from one tree to another*
Rowanpaw: arrrrrrrrrgggghhhh *starts flying up to Squirrelpaw*
Squirrelpaw: hey! Not fair!
Mistytail: haha, ShadowClan is the better clan...
Squirrelpaw: BUT YOUR FAVORITE CATS ARE IN THUNDERCLAN OR RIVERCLAN!!!!
Mistytail: no one cares.
Squirrelpaw: hmph *starts zipping from tree to tree really fast* WHOOOHOOOOO!!!
Mistytail: ha, you loser
Rowanpaw: SHE'S PLAYING FAVORITES!!!
Raypaw: oooh, a pretty flower! I wanna eat it! Oooh, a berry! It looks yummy! Ima eat that instead!
Ivypaw: DON'T EAT THAT YOU WILL---
Raypaw: *eats deathberry* What? Was I not supposed to eat that?
Ivypaw: NO!!! NOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!
Leafpaw: chillax, I got this. *feeds Raypaw yarrow* I'd move back if I were you, Ivytail.
Ivypaw I: wait why are there two Ivypaws?
Mistytail: now isn't the time for that
Hollypaw: *jogs over* What's going on?
Ivypaw (WC): oh, your brother was about to die. Nothing serious.
Raypaw: arrrrrrrrrgggghhhh *starts throwing up*
Flamepaw: what's all the noise? *swings down from tree into Raypaw's..... mess*
Raypaw: huurrgle *throws up on Raystar*
Flamepaw: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!! *jumps into river and gets swept away*
Mistytail: good he's gone. Now I can resume the battle. *teleports everycat into a big clearing with high walks and a ceiling, with multiple obstacles, like trees and bushes and such*
Mistytail: HIDE OR FIGHT!!!!
Tawnypaw: *whispers to herself* This is it, boys, this is it. What are we waiting for....
Leafpaw: *immediately jumps up a tree followed by Tawnypelt*
Tawnypaw: STOP RUNNING I'LL GET YOU ANYWAY!!!
Leafpaw: *swings around trunk of tree, and Tawnypelt can't swerve in time*
Mistytail: that's one down, Leafpaw! *teleports Tawnypelt away*
Leafpaw: yay I did something useful!
=TWO DAYS LATER=
Lionpaw(blaze): It's just me and you, buddy.
Hollypaw: I don't allow you to win!
Lionpaw: bring it on.
Mistytail: Actually, there are three of you
Tigerpaw: *swings out of tree hollering at the top of his lungs* I'M GONNA WIN OH WIN OH WIN, YEAH!!!!!! *swings into tree* owwwwwwww
Lionpaw: Ha! Looser!
Hollypaw: no, you're the loser *punches Lionpaw in the face*
Lionpaw: that hurt! *kicks Hollypaw*
Hollypaw: *dodges and tries to scratch Lionpaw*
Lionpaw: *bites Hollypaw's leg*
Hollypaw: urrrgghh *swings paw and hits at Lionpaw, who swiftly catches her paw and twists* OWWWWWW
=FIGHTING GOES ON FOR FIVE HOURS=
Hollypaw: I'm gonna kill you!
Lionpaw: I'd like to see you try!
Hollypaw: Okay! *climbs up tree*
Lionpaw: haha *follows*
Hollypaw: *jumps to a higher branch*
Lionpaw: stop jumping up! *follows up*
Hollypaw: Hiiiyyyaaahhh! *hits Lionpaw in the face again, while he's midair, pushing him into the water*
Mistytail: And Hollypaw from WillowClan wins! But wait, there's more! You, Hollypaw, get a trial against whoever you choose from one of the different clans. If you beat them, you are the winner! But wait! Your opponent gets to be a warrior, while you're only an apprentice!
Hollypaw: hmm. Easy. Tigerclaw.
Mistytail: *sigh* okay
Tiger: Tbc ybjcyviibifufy hoisting the s yo nocturnagkdgnj
Holly: this is gonna be easy *tries to push Tigerclaw into river*
Tiger: *won't budge*
Holly: What? That ain't fair!
Misty: Oh yes it is!
Tiger: djvycjvu do tlk ydgiftyfjkgidu go
Tiger: tell I joke
Tiger: Tongue twist
Tiger: WIN I WILL!!!! *jumps at Hollypaw*
Hollypaw: *while Tigerclaw is in midair* HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD?
Tigerclaw: *somehow miraculously freezes* as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Hollypaw: well a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
=FIVE HOURS LATER=
Hollypaw: A box of mixed biscuits in a biscuit mixer
Tigerclaw: NOOOOOOOOOO MY TONGUE!!!!!!! *explodes*
Mistytail: congratulations you win
Hollypaw: what do I get for winning?
Hollypaw: SO I DID THAT FOR NOTHING?!?
Mistytail: no, it was fun for me.
Hollypaw: I DID IT FOR NOTHING?!?
Hollypaw: but I wanted to get another Tongue twister....
Mistytail: what is it
Hollypaw: she shot the city sheriff
Mistytail: she shot the city sheriff. She shot the city sheriff. Sheshotthe-- wait! It's a trick!!!
Hollypaw: go on, finish it! Do it again, no pauses!
Mistytail: city sherrif. Sheshotthe*bleepy*sherrif.
Hollypaw: *dies of laughter*
Mistytail: it's not funny, you....
13. Sleeping habits
Mistytail: I'm gonna play a joke hahaha *uses author powers* Squirrelflight: I'm sleepy even though it's sun-high
Leafpool: then sleep.
Squirrelflight: okay *climbs in Firestar's nest*
Leafpool: now I'm sleepy! *climbs into Bramblestar's nest*
Bramblestar: I'm sleepy. Somecat is in my nest!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bramblestar: HI snoring cat
Leafpool: hi *snores quietly*
Bramblestar: who are you?
Leafpool: Squirrelflight went to bed...
Bramblestar: um..... Do you know where Cinderpelt put the catmint?
Leafpool: Firestar is hunting in StarClan with Spottedleaf
Bramblestar: what the heck
Leafpool: Mistytail is haunting RiverClan right now
Bramblestar: who the heck are you?
Leafpool: Jake is everyone's father, grandfather, what what.
Bramblestar: Why is Leafpool treating Jayfeather? *is looking out of the den*
Leafpool: I'm Leafpool you dummy
Bramblestar: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Leafpool: Eh. *snores*
Firestar: I'm going to sleep.
Spottedleaf: me too *curls up against Firestar*
-In Spottedleaf's dreams-
Firepaw: *sees Spottedleaf* pretty kitty. Top bad she's a meddie...
Spottedleaf: Hi Firepaw! I'm a warrior now! We can be mates!
Firepaw: pretty kitty....
Spottedleaf: Firepaw when you're a warrior we can be mates!!!
Sandpaw: HAHAHA wait. AGE FRICKIN' GAP!!!!
Firepaw: Ima warrior now my name is Fireheart!
Spottedleaf: Cool! We can be mates now!
Sandpaw: I'm Sandstorm and I say NO FIREHEART IS MINE!!!!
Fireheart: I'll wait to decide who my mate will be.
Sandstorm: pick me!!!
Fireheart: I'm Firestar now and I've decided. SPOTTEDLEAF!!! MARRY ME!!!!
Spottedleaf: OMSC YES!!!!
Sandstorm: I will ruin your lives
Firestar: Spottedleaf, you my mate!!!
Sandstorm: FIRESTAR IS MINE!!!! *jumps on Spottedleaf*
Spottedleaf: *jerks awake* Wait why am I...... WHY AM I IN THE DARK FOREST?!?
Firestar: I've been following you. Why were you walking away from me? Don't you like me?
Spottedleaf: I like you, but--
Firestar: SPOTTEDLEAF DOESN'T LIKE ME!!!! WHAAAAAAAAA!!!! I'M GOING BACK TO SANDSTORM!!!!
Spottedleaf: I JUST HAVE A HABIT OF SLEEPWALKING!!!
Firestar: SANDSTORM, I'M GOING TO YOU! SPOTTEDLEAF DON'T LIKE ME!!!!!!
Spottedleaf: THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!!!! *cries* =Π.Π= =T,T=
Firestar: SANDSTORM I'M SORRY I TRIED TO CHOOSE SPOTTEDLEAF!!!!
Sandstorm: Yay my fiery is back!!!
Spottedleaf: *cries even more*
Jayfeather: something's wrong. I don't know what it is though.
Lionblaze: *licks paws* Then figure out what it is
Jayfeather: I'm trying! *snarls and hisses*
Hollyleaf: jeez, chill.
Jayfeather: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S COMING!!!!!
Jayfeather: THE GHOSTS ARE GONNA GET ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hollyleaf: JUST GO TO BED
Lionblaze: Hollyleaf, let's go to the warriors' den.
Hollyleaf: but Leafpool is sick!
Lionblaze: You never liked her. Jayfeather's got her under control.
Hollyleaf: fine. *walks away*
Jayfeather: NO DON'T LEAVE THEY'LL GET ME!!!!
Jayfeather: I CAN SEE THEM COMING!!!!!
Leafpool: *snores more*
Hollyleaf: *yells from the warriors' den* YOU CAN'T SEE, MOUSEBRAIN!!
Jayfeather: THE GHOSTS ARE COMING!! HELP ME MOMMY!!!
Hollyleaf: *still yelling* LEAFPOOL IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, DUMMY!
Jayfeather: THEY'RE ALMOST HERE!! I'M DEAD!!!
Lionblaze: and blind *mutters to himself*
Hollyleaf: *whispers to Lionblaze* I always knew Jayfeather was insane.
Jayfeather: MCDONALD'S WORKER, SAVE ME!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Hollyleaf: he's definitely insane.
Squirrelflight: Tell Jayfeather to shut up, Hollyleaf.
Jayfeather: LEAFPOOL WHY ARE YOU DREAMING ABOUT GHOSTS ALSO? WAIT, GHOSTS!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Hollyleaf: *goes to the medicine den, Jayfeather and Leafpool fast asleep*
Jayfeather: HELP ME GHOSTS ARE HAUNTING MY---*is muffled by Hollyleaf*
Hollyleaf: ugh ugh ugh
Mistytail: Did somecat say ugh?
Hollyleaf: i did
Mistytail: hmm, author powers will probably help you...
Hollyleaf: I'M IMMUNE, DUMMY. JAYFEATHER WON'T SHUT UP
Mistytail: hmm, he's got the case of sleep-talking 2.0 and he talks as if he's still awake, but really, it's a dream. He's also got electric herbs in his stomach, which makes everything a dream to him, although it's real.
Hollyleaf: hmm *accidentally unmuffles Jayfeather*
Jayfeather: WAIT IT'S A DREAM I CAN DO WHATEVER! *uses imaginary laser gun to blast everything around*
Mistytail: oooh, I see fun!
Jayfeather: DIE, GHOSTS! *holds and shots actual laser gun at Leafpool and Hollyleaf*
Mistytail: my work here is done...
14. The Golden Apple
Mistytail:I bring you a guest, please treat her with kindness, I bring you, Stormstar! She's here to tell us a story.
Stormstar: Greetings. I come to show... The tale of the golden apple!
Random cat: get over with it already!
Stormstar: you guys need to be patient, because it's coming only later!
Stormstar: oh, don't be negative. For now...
Mistytail: I've hired a comedian to tell us jokes! Her name is Stormstar. Oh, I see she's already here!
Stormstar: I've been here a while.
Mistytail: whatever *waves paw dismissively*
Stormstar: So I will tell you the tale of a golden apple, a StarClan summer camp story...
(Flashback/story/movie/whatever you want to call it)
Firestar: *sings, sees an apple and stops singing* that's a pretty apple. Maybe I can spray-paint it gold and write a note that says 'for the best she-cat in camp. From, den 9' and roll it into den 5, which is Spottedleaf, Sandstorm, Bluestar, and Ferncloud's den! I'm glad I share a den with Oakheart and Dustpelt!
~ Later that day ~
Spottedleaf: *sees the apple* Is it from Firestar? *picks it up and reads the note* It IS from him!!!
Sandstorm: Gimme that!
Bluestar: what's that yelling about? Is that apple from Oakheart? For ME?! *takes from Spottedleaf* It's mine!
Ferncloud: OBVIOUSLY it's from DUSTPELT for ME!!! He's so sweet! *takes apple from Bluestar* it belongs to ME!!!!
Sandstorm: *takes apple from Ferncloud* MINE! It's from Firestar, and I'M his mate!!!
Den 5: *fights over that apple*
Firestar: *laughs so hard he falls over* It's just an ordinary apple!!! You really fell for it!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Den 5: *freezes with Sandstorm holding the apple, Ferncloud trying to climb over Bluestar, who is sitting on Spottedleaf, and heads turn to Firestar* WHAT?!!!!?!!!!
Firestar: OwO I'm outta here!! *zooms away*
Den 5: *clamber over each other to get to Firestar, leaving the apple behind* YOU PILE OF FOXDUNG!!!!!!!
Firestar: *yowls* OAKHEART!!!! DUSTPELT!!!!! HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPP!!!!!!
Mistytail: Wow, that actually happened! I was visiting StarClan camp one day, and I heard Firestar yowling for Oakheart and Dustpelt! What a wimp!
Firestar: *blushes in shame* I'm not wimpy!!!
Stormstar: Actually, she called you 'a wimp', not 'wimpy'
Spottedleaf: I totally agree with you. Have you ever had a cat sit on you? It doesn't feel good!
Bluestar: *rolls eyes*
Mistytail: Anyways, the author of this tale actually is Stormstar, a FANDOM user on Ultimate Warriors Wiki! Woohoo!!!
15. Warriors School
Jayfeather: I don't wanna go to school
Leafpool & Squirrelflight: Too bad
Jayfeather: BUT!!! BUT!!!! BUT!!!!
Leafpool: NO BUTS
Random minion: Hehe. Butt.
Mistytail: I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF ALL OF YOU!!!!!!
Jayfeather: WHY DON'T LIONBLAZE AND HOLLYLEAF HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL?!?
Breezepelt: because they're better than you
Jayfeather: *shoots lasers out of his eyes at Breezepelt*
Squirrelflight: they know how to fight already. Besides, Lionblaze is going on a date with Cinderheart.
Jayfeather: DON'T REMIND ME!!!!
Hollyleaf: *walks in* Mother, dear, please, can I have a passport to go to WindClan territories?
Squirrelflight & Leafpool: Which mother?
Leafpool: but no
-At the same time-
Squirrelflight: yeah, sure, you can borrow mine
Hollyleaf: I was asking Squirrelflight, she was the one there for me.
Leafpool: I'm offended.
Squirrelflight: BRAMBLECLAW, CAN YOU TAKE JAYFEATHER TO SCHOOL?
Bramblestar: I'm Bramblestar now. And, where is Jayfeather?
-in the hallway-
Jayfeather: Yes, they didn't notice! *hops into car with keys and starts driving blindly*
Bramblestar: *runs into hallway* WHERE ARE YOU, JAYFEATHER? THIS ISN'T A GAME!
Leafpool: I HEARD THE CAR!!!!!
Jayfeather: *screams* WHERE DA HECK AM I????
Willowshine: don't worry, you crossed the river. You're safe. That was some sick moves you did-- Awesome!!!
Jayfeather: *screams more* WILLOWSHINE GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!
Hollyleaf: *jumps through portal* What's going on? Willowshine, What are you doing?
Willowshine: *screams like a fangirl* HOLLYLEAF!!! Mah bestie!!!
Hollyleaf: i wus ded
Hollyleaf: oh, nothing. Wait where's Jayfeather?!?
Leafpool: *catches up and hears her* not again.....
-At the Gathering School-
Dovewing: hey, Briarlight! Are you ready for high school?
Mistytail: Alright, folks, come on! I'm your teacher, Mistytail!
Jayfeather: *screams (is being held down by four strong cats)* NOOOOOOOOOO
Mistytail: hmph I'm not that bad. I've invited some of my friends to help teach! My friend, a loner who's joined RiverClan while I was there, welcome Shadow Moon and her sister, Muddy Cloud!
Some cat: Boo!!!
Muddy Cloud: be nice!
Shadow Moon: I'm teaching history! It's my favorite class!
Some random cat: We don't even have school!!!
Mistytail: in here we do. I'm teaching science.
Muddy Cloud: and I'm proud to be teaching grammar!!!!
-Briarlight's Schedule to follow-
Briarlight: okay, so I first go to geography. Okay! *starts dragging herself up the stairs*
Some tom: Hey, do you need some help?
Briarlight: huh? *looks up and sees a dark ginger tom* um... Yeah.
Dark ginger tom: My name's Fire Sky. I'm Shadow Moon's cousin, if you know her. I'm teaching geography!
Briarlight: cool! I'm in geography as my first class!
Fire Sky: nice! We're gonna have much fun! *carries Briarlight to the geography room*
Briarlight: Wow! I like the map! It's so cool!
Fire Sky: Thanks!
wARNING: CONTAINS A CENSORED SWEARING
Leafpool: I am your MOTHER and I say YES
Jayfeather: YOu werE NEveR thErE fOr Me!
Leafpool: GO TO CLASS
Jayfeather: NOOOOOOOO *gets dragged into the P.E. room*
Some cat: GET INTO YOUR LINES
Lionblaze: hehe I like this teacher.
Heathertail: YOU NEVER TOLD US THE LINES
Teacher: YES I DID
Heathertail: NO YOU DIDN'T
Teacher: YES I DID
Jayfeather: NOOOO I HATE P.E. NOW
Leafpool: *evilly grins* I WILL REPEAT MYSELF!
Leafpool: GET INTO YOUR LINES
Heathertail: YOU NEVER TOLD US THE LINES
LEAFPOOL: YES I DID
MISTYTAIL: CRAP I'M STUCK IN CAPS LOCK
LEAFPOOL: SO GET INTO YOUR LINES
Heathertail: YOU NEVER TOLD US THE STUPID *BLEEP* DUMB LINES
Leafpool: YOU NEED TO CHILL
Mistytail: okay... Enough of that...
Heathertail: ME IS ANGRY!
Heathertail: RAAAAAHHHHGGHH *turns into a hulk*
Jayfeather: WHAT IS GOING ON I KNEW SCHOOL WAS FJIPGHIHVG *runs out of the window*
Mistytail: TOO MUCH
16. Emoji Blitz
Mistytail: GET AWAY FROM THE SCHOOL
-Emojis start flowing out of the doors-
Jayfeather: *is caught in the flow*
Mistytail: OO ME IDEA
Mistystar: DON'T CURSE ME
Mistytail: Oh good idea!
Tawnypaw: WHY AM I AN APPRENTICE AGAIN
Lionblaze: Which one?
Lionblaze: ...? Which one?
Tigerstar: Emoji dummy
Lionblaze: UIHBNGUIBHGUJ WHICH ONE
Tigerstar: I'm Tigerstar.
Lionblaze: Yeah but WHICH ONE
Lionstar: There is only one Tigerstar
Mistytail: Oh yeah that is what I was going to do! *Tackles Mistystar*
Mistystar: NOO NOT THE KITGUN
Mistytail: EVEN WORSE! *curses Mistystar*
Mistytail: Now I can unleash the KITGUN
Mistytail: Shoots everyone in sight
Kitgun: *freezes* Did you mean to say that?
Mistytail: ??? Oh. *shoots everyone in sight*
Kitgun: *sighs in relief*
Mistystar: i t d o e s n ' t f e e l l i k e a n y t h i n g i s w r o n g.
Mistystar: o h .
Mistytail: UNLEASH THE EMOJIS! Oh, and also the ABBREVIATIONS!
ROFL: Hi what's your name?
YOLOL: I'm YOLOL! You Only Live One Life! You?
ROFL: My first name is ROFL. Roll On [the] Floor Laughing! My last name is COPTER. Doesn't stand for anything though.
YOLOL: Why is it 'copter'?
ROFL: because I'm ROFLCOPTER. Say it!
YOLOL: ar, oh, ef, el, copter. Doesn't sound like anything.
ROFL: no, like ROFLCOPTER. (Roh-fle-cop-ter)
YOLOL: OOOOHHHH Roflcopter. Roflcopter. Roflcopter.
LOL: YOLOL, get over here!
Lol: she said yo, lol! She meant me!
L: : Now I'm popular! L: L: L: L: L: SMIRRRKKK SMIRKETTY SMMIRK SMIRK
I have to many ideas but not enough spoofssss... Just pick your favorite, and in a couple of days' time, I'll pick the top ones to do, and maybe I'll include other ideas!
List: I AM DEFINETELY DOING: CONTESTS, BUG TIME, SICKNESSES, AN OC'S FRIEND TIME BATTLE THINGY, ETC.