Talk:Warrior cats Smoof in: The Library/@comment-24129489-20131108094759

Spoliers

Tigerstar: Do you have any books on how to rip Firestar's pelt off?

Leafpool: Actually, we have several books on the subject! Would you like 101 Ways to Rip Firestar's Pelt Off by Brokenstar, 62 and One Half ways to Claw Firestar's eyes out, by Darkstripe, or would you like 738 ways to kill Firestar and then some, written by Mousefur!

Mousefur: (shifty eyes)

Tigerstar: I'll take all three!

Squirrelflight: (Checks out books) Thank you and have a nice day! OR ELSE!!!! *Throws books at Tigerstar's head* <3