Warriors Rap Battles Presents: A Very Warriors Christmas

Part 1: The Telling.

This is a spin-off from the main series. ;D Enjoy!

Wafflez44: *Hanging ornaments.*

Jayfeather: What's with the tree?

Wafflez44: You've never heard of Christmas?

Jayfeather: ...

Wafflez44: Wow, you must be deaf in all senses.

Jayfeather: HEY.

Wafflez44: I'll show you something about it...

Wafflez44: Christmas, it's a time for all. Hanging red and blue ornament balls. Christmas, it's a special thing, carolers crowding on the streets to sing. Christmas, stockings smooth as silk. Putting out warm cookies and milk. Christmas, better make it last. In a couple of days, it'll be the past.

Jayfeather: So, should I scare people dressed as a bat?

Wafflez44: You can wait until Halloween for that. Rules for Christmas: Don't bite or scratch mall Santa's ear.

Jayfeather: Should I rip a chunk out of a reindeer?

Wafflez44: If you want to be arrested for interrupting cheer.

Jayfeather: Is there any more I'd like to see?

Wafflez44: Kids ripping off present wrapping with glee. Sitting amongst the pine falling off the tree. I'll show you, come with me.


 * So Wafflez44 and Jayfeather go around spreading joy and several police calls from Jay's antics.*

Part 2: Eat your heart out, 'O' Come Ye Faithful'.