Discord Warriors/Flame created Sasseon

Flamey: Holly?

Holly: *throws a mouse on the fresh-kill pile and lands it perfectly* Y E E T

Flamey: HOLLYYYYY?!

Holly: Oh hi you're there I didn't know that

Flamey: whatever you know who Eevee is

Holly: ummmmm no?

Flamey: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO EEVEE IS she's a pokemon

Holly: wut's a pokemon?

Flamey: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A POKEMON IS

Holly: no why would i

Flamey: BECAUSE IT'S—whatever. anyway, eevee can evolve into other peeps

Holly: oh yeah so can i *turns into Flamey*

Flamey: wHoA how did u do that

Holly/Flamey: through the power of eevee...whoever that is *turns back into Holly*

Flamey: so anyway eevee evolves into these things, but Nintendo—

Holly: wut's nintendo

Flamey: the Twolegs who made Pokemon

Holly: EW POKEMON WAS MADE BY TWOLEGS

Flamey: it doesn't matter it's fun

Holly: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Flamey: so Nintendo forgot to give eevee this peep to evolve to

Flamey: and that peep's name is sasseon!

Flamey: when evolved as sasseon, eevee is always sassy and hurts opponents with sass!

Flamey: but the problem is nintendo forgot to add him into the game

Holly: why would there be opponents and why would u want to hurt them with sass

Flamey: BECAUSE IT 'S POKEMON OK NOTHING'S SUPPOSED TO MAKE SENSE

Holly: ...

Holly: ok then

Flamey: do you want to help me contact nintendo and tell them to add sasseon as an eeveelution?

Holly: it's pronounced "evolution"

Flamey: no it's "eeveelution"

Holly: NO IT'S PRO—

Flamey: hey you can't say that because YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT POKEMON IS

Holly: fine.

Holly: and no.

Flamey: WHY NOT???????

Holly. no.

Flamey: PLEASE????????????????

Holly: NO. and plus u said that i couldn't say stuf about pokemon because i don't know what it is

Flamey: *says with the most sass ever possible EVER* fine. i guess ur not my FRIEND *snaps*

Holly: *disappears and starts feeling a bijillion tons of pain, then reappears back near Flamey*

Holly: ok i guess you do kinda wanna be able to hurt peeps with sass

THE END I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS WAS