WhitePaw's Diary

September 5th, Monday
Dear Diary,

Hey Diary, so my mom bought me a book. I don't even like books. EWW! (I love books Omg!) Guess what? I met this nerd today! His name is Birchpaw. He's a totally nerd. (But he's like totally hawt) And also my mom and dad are having more kittens. NO! I LOVE BEING THE ONLY CHILD! These kids are gonna suck! Today we have school. Our first day, Yay I'm so excited (not). Also I met this cute 8th grader named RainWhisker but he switched schools. :( My new teacher is Brackenfur. (YES! I heard he's super nice!) He's already married to this women named Sorreltail (like what kind of name is that? Eww)

September 6th, Tuesday
Dear Diary,

I made some new friends today (and they're both supa hawt) Spiderpaw and Shrewpaw. Also I heard Leafpaw (One of my classmates) like a boy from a different class (Crowfeather) Eww. Shrewpaw and I are going out on the rooftop to eat lunch together. Amazing! I actually talked to my crush today! Birchpaw is such a dweeb (But supa hawt) Squirrelpaw such a stupid know-it-all. She's lucky her dad's mayor or I would beat her up in a split second. Also, I saw my friend, Spiderpaw, keep staring at this ugly girl named Daisy. Ewww. Her clothes are hideous.

October 7th, Friday
Dear Diary,

Sorry I forgot about you for like a month. Anyways, Birchpaw just asked me out! I said yes- and guess what Daisy and Spiderpaw are dating! I feel bad for Shrewpaw, he's in the hospital. Squirrelpaw's with him. She really liked (has a crush) on Shrewpaw. Leafpaw and that Crowfeather guy are like always talking to each other and Nightcloud's always staring at them. Also, Feathertail is always interrupting their conversations and always kissing Crowfeather on the cheek. Eww. I almost kissed Birchpaw on the cheek, when he wasn't looking. That would've been awkward. Brightheart (My mom) yelled at me. And today during class, Mousepaw gave me a note that says,

'''Dear Whitepaw. *That's My Name*'''

Please be mine. I love you and your so pretty. I even gave you chocolates (their on the back) PLLLLLEASE! I BEG OF YOU! YOUR SO PRETTY AND POPPYPAW IS ALWAYS ASKING ME ABOUT BERRYPAW SO I FEEL SO LONELY!

Love Mousepaw

I was like I don't give a crap. Go find someone else. He's so desperate to find love.