The Warriors Life/Ep 1/ Season 1

Firestar: Squirrelkit do not throw your toys at Brambleclaw.

Squirrelkit: But dadddd.. He is Tigerstars son!!

Sandstorm: Honey, if your going to throw your toys at someone throw it at your father.

Leafkit: ...Tigerstar take me now.

Firestar: What the Beeeep!?

Princess: Rusty! Take that back before Ferncloud finds you!

Firestar: Fine. !?peeeeB eht tahw

Cloudtail: And, this, Whitepaw is a rifle! Aim it at Hawkfrost!

Hawkfrost: DADD!! CLOUDTAIL WANTS TO KILL MEE!!!

Tigerstar and Sasha: Good.

Mothwing: I'm on Cloudtails side.

Hawkfrost: I WILL ATTACK YOU MOTHY! I DUNT CARE IF YOUR FAMILY!!"

Tigerstar: Sooo... We go left now?

Tawnypelt: Yes, yes we do.

TIgerstar turns left like a maniac

Mothwing: WERE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEE

Sasha: WHY DID I HAVE TO LOVE YOU!!??

Everyone but Tigerstar and Hawkfrost: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Brambleclaw and Hawkfrost: STARCLAN TAKE US NOW!!

Mothwing and Tawnypelt: WE WANNA BE LIKE CINDERHEARTT!!!

Tigerstar: SHADDUP!!

Hawkfrost is shot by Whitepaws rifle

Hawkfrost: I WANNA END OUR PAIN!

Hawkfrost: BABY! BABY BABY! *sings a JB song*

Brambleclaw dies.

Tigerstar and Hawkfrost: I JUST NEED SOMEBODY TO LOOOOVEEEE!!

Mothwing and Sasha die.

Tawnypelt: AHHHHHH *jumps out window*

Hawkfrost and Tigerstar: BABY! BABY BABY! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Squirrelkit dies.

Leafkit: *plugs in earbuds of a learning medicine cat herbs song.

Firestar: BABY! BABY BAB- *Sandstorm shoves a show into Firestars mouth.

Firestar: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWHHHH!!!

Squirrelkit is revived then dies.

Leafkit: Cobwebs and dock. If needed, goldenrod.

Sandstorm: Honey, ple-

Whitepaw: MOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Leafkit: COBWEB GOES ON WOUNDS! JUNIPER HELPS BREATHING!! DEATHBERRIES ARE FOR SHADOWCLAN!!

WHitepaw: *in koolaid man voice* OH YEAHH!!

Cloudtail: Brightheart, Shall we run to home?

Brightheart: Very.

They jump out the window.

Firestar: *spits out boot* BABY BABY BABY YEAH!!

Sandstorm and princess die.

At the Houses
Bluestar: PUT YOUR PAW IN THE AIR!!

Oakheart, Mosskit, and Mistyfoot put their paws in the air.

Bluestar: AND WAVE IT LIKE YA JUST DON'T CARE!!

Everyone waves their paw

Primrosepaw: Woop!

Shellheart and Moonflower burst down the door.

Shellheart and Moonflower: YOU NEED TO PAY YOUR TAXES NAOW!!

Bluestar: I sent you an email, with a giftcard to Mckitties!

Moonflower: Oh, sorreh. Didn't see it cause i was dealing with public enemy number one and a rabid Cherrykit.

Shellheart drags a cage inside, containing a rabid cherrykit.

Moonflower: Also, ever since public enemy number 1, Nightstar, got to Cherrykits mother on teh swat team, you own her.

Oakheart: uhh... Daddeh, is Crookeh alright?

Shellheart:Uhm.. WELL SON WHY NOT HOP IN THIS CAGE AND FIND HIM!

Oakheart: Okay Daddeh!

Oakheart jumps into Cherrykits cage, screaming a fur flying is heard and seen as Shellheart puts a blanket over it.

Bluestar: Is Oak-senpai gonna be alriright?

Moonflower: Well I need to go get some uhm.. TEA. COME SHELL LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Moonflower and Shellheart leave.

Mosskit: Mom, when can I take care of Cherrykit?

Bluestar: When your dead, Mossy.

Mosskit: I am dead, mom.0

Bluestar: ...No just no.

Mosskit: D:

Fireystars Housey
Firestar: We all alive now?

Firestars family: YUP!

Sandstorm: No more JB?

The family: YUP!

Leafkit: Is it over?

Everyone: YUP!

Leafkit: Good.

Everyone goes normal.

Cloudtail: *snores* *snores* *snores*

Nutmeg and Jake bust down the doors.

Nutmeg: ELLLOOOOOO KITTOS!!

Leafkit and Squirrelkit: *gasp* GRANDPA JAKE AND GRANDMA NUTMEG!!

Firestar and Princess: :o MOM AND DAD!!

Nutmeg: Dats right, AND WE ARE GIVING YOU A FREE TRIP TO DISNEY LAND!!

Jake: AND WE ARE GONNA GIVE YOU YOUR NEW BROTHER!

Firestar: What?

Princess: Uhm..

Jake: HIS NAME IS NACHO!!

Cloudtail: I ALREADY LOVE HIM!!

Nacho: Top of the morning lads.

Cloudtail: BRITISH NACHOSS!!

Sandstorm: *shoves Firestar* My turn to meet Nacho.

Nacho: Ello, my lady.

Sandstorm: Lets do this.

Sandstorm sweeps Nacho off his paws, doing that thing at the end of salsas and kissing Nacho.

Firestar: *covers kits eyes* Kits look away.

Nacho: *purrs* Your one foxy she-cat, ay?

Sandstorm: Mrroww!

Firestar: Okay.. Just take this to your room Sandstorm, we do NOT need to see this.

Nacho: You heard him, lets light the flame of Love.

Squirrelkit: Daddy, what does that mean?

Firestar: Kits get into the bathtub while I clean your eyes out.

Firestar: And my own.

Leafkit: I don't think we can unsee this.

Sandstorm: *boops Nachos noise* I think I found my match.

Tigerstars Houuseee
Tigerstar: ALRIGHT! GET IN A LINE FOR AN INVASION!!

Brambleclaw: B-But dad..

Hawkfrost: YES SIR!

Sasha: GRAB THE SUICIDE BOMBS!!

Mothwing: DON'T HURT LEAFKIT!!

Hawkfrost: FIEN!

Everybody jumpsinto the car, driving to Firestars house.

Sasha: Fire in 3.. 2..1-

They burst into teh house, tieing everyone down before Sandstorm and Nacho come out of the bathroom.

Hawkfrost: What the?

Sandstorm and Nacho were wet, Sandstorm was wearing lipstick.

Tawnypelt: Uhhh..

Tigerstar: RETREAT! RETREAT!

Sandstorm grabs Tigerstar by the scruff.

Sandstorm: You ain't going anywhere...

Nacho: I'll be in teh bathtub waiting for more smoochy smoochy.

Sandstorm slowly chokes TIgerstar until Tigerstar is dead.

Sandstorm: MOVE IT! MOVE IT!

Sasha drags Tigerstar away and they retreat.

Firestar: You saved our lives! Wait.. Wheres Leafkti and Squirrelkit?

At Tigerstars House yet again.
Leafkit: What are you gonna do to us!?

Tigerstar and everyone go into a huddle.

Tigerstar: Raise you as our own.

Squirrelkit: WHATTT!?!?

Mothwing: I thought we would lure Cloudtail here?

Leafkit: Brambleclaw, come here. I need to tell you something.

Brambleclaw leans fowards.

Leafkit: *slaps Brambleclaw 3 times on diff sids of face*

Brambleclaw steps back.

Brambleclaw: Spicy.

Squirrelkit: So are we just gonna be your prisoners!?

Tigerstar: Yes.

Hawkfrost cackles: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA!!!

Leafkit screams.

Back at Firestars house
Firestar: Eh, she'll miss out on disney land i guess.

At the Gathering
Tigerstar: We have caught 2 wild pokemon.

Hawkfrost nudged Tigerstar

Tigerstar: A Leafeon and a Flareon.

Firestar: HA! I CAUGHT A NINETAILS!

Bluestar: Dude. I caught. Pikachu.

Tigerstar: HACKS! HACKS!

Firestar: WHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHAT!?!

Moonflower: DATS MY GIRL THAT I'M MOVING IN WITH!

Bluestar: Pokemon GO. The easiest app in the world.

Oakheart screams.

Oakheart: THATS MY WIFE! YOU GO GURL!!

Nacho: I got a mate!

Sandstorm: And so, did, I. *purrs*

Firestar: NINETAILS! GO!

Tigerstar: FLAREON, GO!

Bluestar: PIKACHU, GO!

Firestar: NINETAILS, USE BITE!

Tigerstar: FLAREON, USE FLAMETHROWER

* flames come from Squirrelkit, she is in a cage with Leafkit.

Bluestar: PIKACHU! USE THUNDERBOLT!

Tigerstar and Firestar: AW, COME ON!!

Bluestar: Well, I gotta go evolve my pikachu.

Firestar: I gotta go sob in my corner.

Tigerstar: Gonna catch a wild Vaporeon.

Firestar: Shall we go to disney land?

Nachos: YES!

Sandstorm: Lets make a NEW clan.

Nacho: NachoSandClan.

Sandstorm: I'll be the leader.

Sandstar: You can be Nachocheese, the deputy.

Nachocheese: Lets go get some territory!

Sandstar: YEAH!!

Sandstar, Nachocheese, and a group of cats run away.

Firestar: She will forever be remembered.

Tigerstar nods.

'''What will happen to Leafkit and Squirrelkit? Is Firestar gonna scream at Disneyland? Will NachoSandClan thrive? Find out in Episode 2! PS: Sorry if it was short, they will grow longer as more familys come.'''