User blog:SmudgyHollz/Crazy!!!

Just to save confusion, this is a list of everybody;

Me

Ben

Dad

George

Joesph

Mart

Andy

Mack

Emily

Daisy

Jenny

The names after "Dad" are just made up.

Anyway, so George and Joseph (he, he! I'ts weird not using their real names!) decided to have a barbacue at my Granny's house since she was away. So they invited me, my brother, my dad and their friends, wife and girlfriend. It started off with the food and the a game of football (soccer for you American peoplez).

During the game of football George stepped in dog yuck, and the thing is; my granny doesn't even own a dog. And then she had no disenfectant or anything like that so he had to cover his shoe in "Mr Muscle". That was the first incedent.

And then they decided to have a fire. So, instead of using the outside fire thing they used a wheel-barrow. They were going to use the nice one but then found the falling apart one at the last minute. They chucked some large chunks of wood in and poured petrol on top of it (I know!!). And Joseph, stupidly, thought he could light the fire with a cigarette lighter. So you can imagine the big whoosh! But then it immidiately went out. So this time Mart tried to do it with some matches and it went whoosh in his face. Scary. Luckily he was fine.

About half an hour later a little white dog (Queeny) came into the garden and Mart went to see if he could touch it, because I could. But as soon as he got close, it ran away barking. So Mart ran after her, barking too!!

Then about, maybe an hour later, Jenny goes,

"Why is there a cow in your garden?"

So we turn around and there about several massive cows round the front of the garden. We all leaped up and Mart ran straight at the cows. All of them ran away up the road, including Mart, and well, we all went back around the front. But moments later Mart came running back towards us yelling,

"The dogs are chasing me!"

Sure enough, six dogs were chasing him. So he ran towards us, grabbed the guitar and decided to serenade them. And they all ran away!

That was pretty much it, apart for the Polish builders turning up to fix the swimming pool. But they just spent their time watching a sad movie on TV. And then at the very end everybody, apart from me, were singing very loudly. So I can't imagine what the neighbours think of us now!

Oh and George also broke my hairclip by putting it in his hair!!