If Warrior Cats Texted

Ohai. This is a warrior cat spoof. Enjoy!

StarClan
~FireClan has joined the chat~

~Sanddevil has joined the chat~

~StarsAlone has joined the chat~

FireClan: who's starsalone?

StarsAlone: bluestar. duh. who's fireclan?

FireClan: ur own apprentice u idiot HOW CUD U FORGET

Sanddevil: ooh looky here this is nice. oh firebae!

FireClan: hi sandyyyyyy

StarsAlone: ew gross u guys are making out?

FireClan: says who

StarsAlone: good bye dudes

~Star's Alone has left the chat~

FireClan: shes just jealous that she doesnt have a boyfriennd

~OakTheBrave has joined the chat~

OakTheBrave: how dare u im her boyfriend

FireClan: yeah right haha

Sanddevil: liar liar pants on fire

OakTheBrave: wth cats dont have pants

OakTheBrave: besides we had kits together

FireClan: and who r they?

OakTheBrave: mosskit, stonefur, mistystar

~Moon has joined the chat~

Moon: omg no wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy my daughter fell in love with a riverclan cat

Moon: eww

OakTheBrave: how rude

~OakTheBrave has left the chat~

~Jaybae has joined the chat~

Jaybae: wtf why am i here

FireClan: eww jayBAE?

Sanddevil: change ur name rn i thought we raised u better than this!

Jaybae: pffffft fine whatever

~Jaybae has changed name to JayAwesome~

FireClan: that is no better but whatever

FireClan: wait wut are u doing here ur not dead SECURITY!

JayAwesome: this isnt one of those dumb reality tv shows

Sanddevil: meany i like reality tv shows

~Sanddevil has left the chat~

~FireClan has left the chat~

~Holly has joined the chat~

Holly: jayfeather how u doing!!!!!!!!!

JayAwesome: HOLLY HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

~Leafcrow has joined the chat~

Leafcrow: Jayfeather what did I tell you about your gadget time?

JayAwesome: go away

Holly: yeah ur not even IN starclan

Leafcrow: Yet. But Jayfeather for going over your alloted 45 minutes of gadget time you will have to take care of the elders for a quarter moon.

JayAwesome: i hate u mom

Leafcrow: Don't say the h-word, Jayfeather. I raised you better than this.

~Leafcrow has left the chat~

~JayAwesome has left the chat~

~Holly has left the chat~