User blog:Zaffie/Let's Have A Party...

cos it's Zaffie's birthday!! YEEEHAAAA!!! Okay, so I'm actually not that excited. For some reason (probably because I come from Zagrob, a small planet in a far off galaxy called Wotderellwozdat) I don't get excited about birthdays anymore because I have this strange phobia about getting older. I think it's because to a lot of the world, fourteen seems very old, but to me, JUST fourteen seems very very young and stupid. I mean... how much of the world can you possibly see in fourteen years? (that was a rhetorical question, globetrotters) But, luckily today I am feeling quite a bit more excited that usual, because of my SUPER AWESOME present! No, it's not a puppy. I would like a puppy, but I already have one of those, and she's too gorgeous and beautiful for me to get another one. Besides, if she gets jealous because we talk to the budgie, imagine how she'd feel with another dog! I'm now going to include a picture of my puppy, because she's so beautiful.

That's her head. It is the same size as my hand. My hand is very small for a fourteen-year olds. So, as I'm sure you can guess, she is a very small puppy. The multicoloured object beside her is her favourite toy of all time. It's a parrot, named Poetry, because that's the noise it made (before Honey broke it). But that's enough about the cutest dog in the world.

Back to my awesome present. Well, apart from wanting a puppy, there was this really cool leather jacket I'd seen... but it wasn't that. Instead, it was something MUCH MORE AWESOME, which I honestly hadn't thought I'd get for years, because my family isn't particularly rich. But...


 * drumroll, please*

I GOT MY OWN LAPTOP!!!!!!!!!! Ok, so this probably isn't a big deal for most of you, because I bet a whole heap of you have your own computers. But you're so nice that I know you'll be happy for me. I do have to share this laptop with my mother for the next six weeks, while we go to England, but I don't mind. Besides, when we fix her computer from the weird red dots that appear on the screen when it's plugged in, she will have that one, and I will have mine! So this is a fantastico momento. I am super excited. Yay!

On a quick advertising note, everyone read the beginning of my new epic, Shadows in the Night. Thanks peeps!

From Zaffie (who turned fourteen at 4:08 on the morning of the 15th of June 2011 and should probably change her siggie now but won't because she's stubborn like that).