User blog:SmudgyHollz/Weird Peoplez

Don't know why I'm writing this, just feel like it.

Mum's Family

Mum

Aunty 1

Unlce 1

Aunty 2

Grandma

Grandad 1

Uncle 2

Cousin 1

Cousin 2

Boyfriend 1

Dad's Family

Unlce 3

Dad

Uncle 4

Uncle 5

Granny

Granddad 2

Great Granny

Others (can't be bothered writing all the names)

Mum's Family at Christmas

Silence while eating dinner.

Then pudding comes.

Uncle 1 and Aunty 2 have some sort of competition to see who can eat as much prefiteroles.

Kids (not me) run around squealing.

Dad and Uncle 2 get chucked out of the kitchen because they weren't washing the dishes before putting them in the dish washer.

Dad's Family at Christmas

Every shouting at the dinner table.

Great Granny feeds the elderly dog spicy chicken under the table while giggling.

Unlce 3 eats the laft over from everybodys plates.

Cat jumps onto the table and eats turkey.

Hedgehog is bathed in the bath.