Briarlight Gets Automail

=Notes=

This is my first crackfic, I hope you enjoy! This will probably be best understood by FMA fans. But if you don't what that is it's okay!

The Story
Briarlight: "I will never be abducted!"

Jayfeather: "You're jinxing it! I don't feel like getting abducted too, do get put of my den!"

Briarlight: "Aww!" *drags self out of den and into camp*

Firestar: "I heard what you said! Get out of camp!"

Briarlight: "But why?!"

Firestar: "Do as I say!"

Briarlight: *drags self out of camp and sits on random rock in middle of forest*

Briarlight:" Why did I have to say that? Now I am all alone!"

A random portal appears and sucks Briarlight in!

Briarlight: "What the!"

A midget twoleg and giant metal armor stares at Briarlight.

Midget twoleg:" Winre will want a new pet.."

Giant armor:* picks up Briarlight and starts walking to country house.*

~At Country House~

Blonde Female twoleg stares at Briarlight.

Blonde Female Twoleg: "I must amputate it's legs!"

Midget twoleg: "Why!?"

Blonde Female twoleg; " to give it Automail!"

~Two Hours Later~


 * Briarlight has metal legs*

Midget Twoleg: "You're obsessed..."


 * portal appears and sucks Briarlight in*


 * Briarlight is teleported to camp*

Firestar: "OMG! Briarlight got rock legs!"

Briarlight: -_-

Jayfeather: "Metal legs..."


 * Briarlight walks up to Firestar and kicks him in the face with back legs*

Firestar: "OWWW!" -*starts crying on the ground* "YOU RUINED MY FACE!"

Graystripe: "HOW DARE YOU RUIN SENPAI'S FACE!"

Millie: "I thought you loved me!"

Graystripe: "Oh baby I really do,"


 * Briarlight bucks Graystripe in the face*

Briarlight is then declared leader and gives every cat free waffles and smacks in the face!

THE END