User blog:Melodybird/Read this or risk being suffocated by cheese-and-pesto sandwiches

I'm going to keep this short, and to the point. The real reason is laziness, but my cover story is that the wiki is going to be in grave danger in a very short amount of time and I must tell you about this quickly to make time for preparations.

An alien in outer space (position: NW132o) has contacted me by means of telephone, and informed me that the MPO (Martian Police Organisation) plans an attack on the Warriors Fanfiction Wiki. Their weapons? Simple. Cheese-and-pesto sandwiches. You may find this comical, but one cannot underestimate the harm such a weapon can inflict. There is only one hope for the wiki. Your fellow comrade, Melodybird, has written a new fanfiction named Choking darkness, which she intends for her fellow wikians to read. Those who keep in touch with the poorly written piece of writing have a chance of survival. Do not say that you have not been warned.

IN OTHER WORDS:

I have a new fanfic coming out. Read it if you read my stories. Thanks.