Babylon Warriors

Swallowtail's point of view

Swallowtail: Hey Albatrosswing, guess what?

Albatrosswing: What is it now, Swallowtail.

Swallowtail: I saw two she-cats, two hedgehogs and a dragon the other day.

Albatrosswing: Are you sure they weren't Sonic the Hedgehog?

Swallowtail: Of course not!

Albatrosswing: What did they look like?

Swallowtail: One of the two she-cats was blue like the original Sonic but she has red streaks, the other she-cat was a lavender color, the male hedgehog was silver, the female hedgehog was forest green with mint green streaks and the dragon was pale white.

Albatrosswing: What were their names?

Swallowtail: They were very busy, so I didn't want to bother them. But I think their names were Kestrelstar, Blaze, Silver, Rowan and Wyvern.

Albatrosswing: Did you say the colors were blue with red streaks, lavender, silver, forest green with mint green streaks and pale white?

Swallowtail: Yes, those were the colors.

Albatrosswing: Right, whatever.

Swallowtail: Of course, ding dong!

Albatrosswing: DON'T CALL ME A DING DONG, YOU DORK!!

Swallowtail: DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME A.... what was it again?

Albatrosswing: Dork.

Swallowtail: Thanks.

Albatrosswing: JERK!

Swallowtail: YOU WATCH YOUR BEAK, BUSTER!

Albatrosswing: What did I do?

Swallowtail chases Albatrosswing with a wrench in her hand and whacks Albatrosswing on the head repeatedly.

Albatrosswing: Ow, that hurts!

Swallowtail: If I ever see your face again I'm gonna hit you right in your face and flipping behind with this wrench in my hand.

Albatrosswing continues to taunt her by saying these words: YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH MISS SMARTY BEAK!

Swallowtail is now clearly annoyed and whacks Albatrosswing in the face.

Albatrosswing: I make sure to pay you back for this one day!

Swallowtail: Hehe that's what you said last time.

Albatrosswing's point of view

Swallowtail: NOT AGAIN!

Albatrosswing: That swallow needs to be taught a lesson in pain.

Swallowtail: Is that what you think?

Albatrosswing: Yep.

Swallowtail: Crud.

Then Albatrosswing chases Swallowtail and slaps her in the back whenever he catches her.

Swallowtail: THAT HURT!

Albatrosswing: CLUMSY FOOL!

Swallowtail: YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH MISTER SMARTY BEAK!

Albatrosswing: HEY!

Swallowtail: Hay's for horses.

Albatrosswing: WHATEVER!

Then Hawkfeather appears from his hiding spot.

Hawkfeather's point of view

Swallowtail pelts toward Hawkfeather with Albatrosswing following her.

Hawkfeather: Swallowtail, Albatrosswing, WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND HERE??

Swallowtail: Albatrosswing and I were fooling with each other.

Albatrosswing: Swallowtail was hitting me with her wrench, so I started slapping her in the back.

Swallowtail: NO I DIDN'T, STORM!

Albatrosswing: YES YOU WERE, WAVE!!

Swallowtail: SHUT THE HECK UP, ALBATROSSWING!

Albatrosswing: KNOCK IT OFF, SWALLOWTAIL!

Hawkfeather: SWALLOWTAIL AND ALBATROSSWING, WILL BOTH OF YOU KNOCK IT OFF PLEASE!

Swallowtail and Albatrosswing (now scared): What did we do?

Hawkfeather: Listen, both of you, settle down please.

Albatrosswing and Hawkfeather sit down on the couch, Swallowtail takes the chair and they talk.

Hawkfeather: Swallowtail, tell me, what just occurred?

Swallowtail: Okay, here's the laydown, Albatrosswing and I were torturing each other 45 minutes ago and then....

Albatrosswing: Hold your tongue for a micro-second while I tell my side of the story, okay, Swallowtail and I were fighting with each other 90 minutes ago and then things were starting to get out of hand and then there was the name calling, she called me Stormfur first and then Albatrosswing, but I didn't mind the name Albatrosswing hence the fact that I am an albatross.

Hawkfeather: Albatrosswing, did I ask you yet?

Albatrosswing: No, not yet.

Hawkfeather: As you were saying, Swallowtail.

Swallowtail: As I was saying before Albatrosswing rudely cut me off, the two of us were squawking like birds as usual, I snuck up behind him and thwacked him with my wrench which gave him a bad headache and then he roared at me like no albatross or swallow or hawk could do before, which caused me to drop my wrench, I began running and he (points at Albatrosswing) started running after me, begins slapping me on my back, and that's that.

Hawkfeather: Okay, your turn Albatrosswing.

Albatrosswing: Like I was saying, before Swallowtail and I start bickering, she (points at Swallowtail) didn't know that I was behind her because she was washing with soap and water to keep her hands clean, I snuck up behind her and roared like no albatross or swallow or hawk could do before and ran away, this scared her, then she grabbed that blasted wrench of hers, chased after me and starts to thwack me on the head, then during the chase, I decided to hide behind something and then when she was about to give up, I jumped out from behind and I scared the living daylights out of her, she dropped the wrench and started to bolt, even though I was bigger than her, she was fast, so I relied on my raw strength to catch her and then I started to whack her on the back whenever I caught her and that was that.

Hawkfeather: Is this true Swallowtail?

Swallowtail: Yes.

Hawkfeather: Is this true Albatrosswing?

Albatrosswing: Yes.

Hawkfeather: Then it's settled, Swallowtail, you and Albatrosswing say that you're sorry.

Swallowtail: I'm so sorry, Albatrosswing. I swear by my life.

Albatrosswing: I'm very sorry, Swallowtail. I swear by my life.

Hawkfeather: I almost forgot, our favorite song is on right now.

Swallowtail and Albatrosswing: You never told us about this before?

Hawkfeather: I guess not.

Swallowtail and Albatrosswing: Why don't we listen to it then?

Hawkfeather: It's almost over anyways.

Swallowtail and Albatrosswing: Why?

Hawkfeather: It's because someone's listening to whatever's on.

Swallowtail and Albatrosswing: Why don't we change the radio station?

Hawkfeather: No, Kestrel wouldn't like that.

Albatrosswing: Who's Kestrel?

Swallowtail: Yeah, tell us about this Kestrel.

Hawkfeather: Well, Kestrel is the one who owns the Game Boy Advance, and if she gets kicked off it, she gets a bit annoyed.

Swallowtail: Weird but true.

Albatrosswing: I agree with Swallowtail.

Hawkfeather: Not to mention, when she gets annoyed, watch out.

Swallowtail and Albatrosswing: Okay.

Wyvern, Kestrel, Millie and Blaze enter

Kestrel's point of view

Kestrel: HAWKFEATHER, GET YOUR TAILFEATHERS OVER HERE NOW!!!!

Hawkfeather: Uh-oh, it looks like I'm in trouble.

Albatrosswing: Looks like it too.

Swallowtail: HAHA, HAWKFEATHER'S IN FOR IT NOW!

Kestrel: ALBATROSSWING!!!!

Swallowtail (mutters to herself): It seems to me that Hawkfeather and Albatrosswing are in boiling water now.

Kestrel: SWALLOWTAIL!!!!!

Swallowtail: Yikes, now I'm in trouble. CURSED WARRIOR SWEARS!!!

Kestrel: Hawkfeather, Albatrosswing and Swallowtail, I'm not repeating myself.

Hawkfeather, Swallowtail and Albatrosswing: Coming Kestrel.

Kestrel: All three of you should know by now if I say your name, you should come to me as soon as you hear your name called.

Hawkfeather: Okay, that was bad enough.

Swallowtail (still muttering to herself): It's not like I heard her the first time, with a mouth as big as Whitestorm's rear end.

Albatrosswing: Umm, Swallowtail, I think she heard you.

Swallowtail (annoyed): **** cursed beeping Warrior Swears beeping ****

Kestrel (now annoyed): I heard what you said Swallowtail.

Hawkfeather: Uh-oh, Kestrel's hissing mad now.

Kestrel: What's this about Warrior Swears?

Wyvern: What is Warrior Swears?

Kestrel: It appears that Swallowtail must have overheard someone else say these Warrior Swears, and now she's been using it much too often.

Wyvern: That's really strange.

Kestrel: Ok Albatrosswing, you have my permission to slap Swallowtail on her rear end and see how she likes it.

Albatrosswing: Thanks a lot Kestrel.

Then Hawkfeather and Albatrosswing corner Swallowtail.

Albatrosswing grabs Swallowtail and slaps her really hard on the rear end.

Swallowtail (struggling to get free): Let me go!

Kestrel: I don't think so, not until you tell me who you've heard using these Warrior Swears.

Swallowtail (worn out from struggling and now has a sore tail): Okay I'll tell you, it was Graypaw (Graystripe), Firepaw (Firestar), Sandpaw (Sandstorm) and Bluestar who said it.

Wyvern: It?

Swallowtail: Warrior Swears.

Kestrel: That's all I need to know. Albatrosswing and Hawkfeather, you can let her go now.

Albatrosswing and Hawkfeather released Swallowtail from the corner.

Swallowtail: Kestrel, I swear by my life not to use the Warrior Swears anymore.

Kestrel: That's better, because knowing my mom, she would probably say, DANYELLE, WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS? I wouldn't want that anyways. So I never use the Warrior Swears anyways.

Wyvern: I would agree with Kestrel on this, because if I caught the little hedgedragon of a daughter using any of these Warrior Swears, I'd give her a good tail slap on the rear end.

Blaze: That may sound like a good idea to you Wyvern, but if I caught my children using the Warrior Swears, I'd ground them to their bedroom.

Wyvern: I was only joking.

Blaze: Sure you are, but just wait and see if the little hedgedragon understands the true meaning of Warrior Swears.

Then Blaze and Wyvern wait, but Millie only said squirrel tails.

Wyvern: That.... was...... weird.

Blaze: I told you so.

Wyvern: You're really gonna get it now Blaze.

Blaze: I wouldn't that if I were you.

Wyvern: Why not?

Blaze: It's because as it stands now, I'm currently pregnant and you wouldn't wanna char-grill a pregnant cat, would you?

Wyvern: No I wouldn't do that, not to you, not to your children, not to my daughter, not to Goldfire, not to anyone that I know.

Blaze: I thought so.

Wyvern (mutters to herself): Cursed Warrior Swears!!!

Blaze: Wait just a minute, what did you say?

Kestrel: Wyvern, what did I tell you?

Wyvern: Nothing, Blaze and Kestrel.

Blaze and Kestrel: That's what we thought you said.

Wyvern: Actually, I sort of lied, I was muttering to myself and I accidentally said Warrior Swears.

Blaze (mutters and makes a small crazy sign to herself): Wyvern's a little crazy these days.

Kestrel: Be careful what you say Blaze.

Wyvern (becoming hissed off): Blaze, are you calling me crazy?

Blaze (really hissed off because she just got caught): No, I did not call you crazy Wyvern!

Wyvern (really hissed off now): THAT DOES IT!!!

Blaze: Wyvern, don't do this please!

Wyvern: I'M NOT LISTENING!!!

Kestrel leaves and Silver enters.

Blaze (with Wyvern on her tail): Silver, HELP ME!!

Silver: What the?

Blaze hides behind Silver and Wyvern ends up charring him instead of Blaze.

Silver (annoyed because he just got charred badly): What is the mean of all this?

Blaze: Don't look at me, I didn't start it.

Wyvern: I never started it either.

Silver: I know that one of you is lying.

Blaze: She started it!

Wyvern: No way she did!

Blaze: LIAR!

Wyvern: YOU'RE THE BIGGER LIAR!!

Blaze: LIAR, LIAR, WINGS ON FIRE!!!

Then Blaze scorches Wyvern really bad.

Wyvern: LET'S SEE WHO'S THE LIAR WHEN I SCORCH YOU!!!

Now Wyvern really char-grills Blaze badly.

Blaze: OH YEAH?

Wyvern: YEAH!

Blaze: BEEP COW AND HORSE BEEP!!!!

Wyvern: HEY I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE WARRIOR SWEARS!!!

Blaze: WHATEVER!!!

Wyvern: STINKING MORON!

Blaze: THAT DOES IT!!!

Wyvern: HAHAHA YOU CAN'T CATCH ME FOR TWO REASONS!!!

Blaze: What's that?

Wyvern: One, I can fly and you can't.

Blaze: And?

Wyvern: Two, I'm taller, faster and older than you are.

Blaze: So?

Wyvern: I've got the advantage and you don't.

Blaze: Either way, I still can hurt your daughter.

Wyvern: You wouldn't dare.

Blaze: I would and I just did.

Wyvern: HOW DARE YOU HURT MY ONLY DAUGHTER!!!

Blaze: Oops.

With Millie now crying, Blaze and Wyvern start to battle each other, but Silver stops them both in their tracks.

Silver: What is with you today?

Blaze, now really hissed off burns Wyvern worse than before.

Kestrel enters

Silver: WILL BOTH OF YOU SETTLE DOWN!!!

Kestrel: Don't move!

Silver: Why not?

Kestrel: The reason is because if any one of you three makes a wrong step, KABOOM!! you blow up because of the bombs underneath your feet.

Silver: I never knew that.

Kestrel: Silver, is it possible for you to move Millie over to me using your telekinetic powers?

Silver: I'm not too sure.

Kestrel: Do you want to end up like Tony?

Silver: No way!

Kestrel: Okay. Do as I say and all four of you can survive.

Silver: Okay I'll try.

Kestrel: That's the spirit! Now move Millie!

Silver (does what he was told): Okay! Here she comes!

Millie was handed over to Kestrel.

Kestrel: Okay! I've got Millie! Now do the same with Blaze but be very careful!

Silver: Why?

Kestrel (gives Silver that be-careful look): I'm not going to tell you yet. Just get Blaze out of there, we don't want to lose her.

Silver (was given the be-careful look): Got it! I understand now! Watch out!

Kestrel: Okay! Good job! Get yourself out of there now!

Silver: What about Wyvern?

Kestrel: She'll fly out!

Silver: Oh okay! Here I come!

Kestrel: That's three out of four. Wyvern!

Wyvern: What?

Kestrel: Are you able to get out by flying?

Wyvern: I'm afraid not!

Kestrel: Why not?

Wyvern: Too many trees!

Kestrel: From where I'm standing, I don't see any trees.

Wyvern: You must be blind or something.

Kestrel: Are you saying that I'm blind?

Wyvern: No!

Kestrel: That's what I thought you said because I'm not blind, who do you think I am, Jayfeather?

Wyvern: No.

Kestrel: Good because I'm not Jayfeather! Just get yourself out of there!

Wyvern: Okay! You don't have to tell me twice!

Kestrel: I knew that!

Then Wyvern flew up and headed towards Kestrel, who starts having problems with her wings. Then she landed beside Kestrel.

Kestrel: Wyvern, what's wrong?

Wyvern (badly hurt): Somehow I ended up hurting my left wing really badly. Could you take a look at it?

Kestrel: Okay. It appears that it is badly burnt. Who did this to you?

Wyvern: It was Blaze.

Kestrel: Figures she probably would do this. BLAZE! GET YOUR TAIL OVER HERE NOW!

Blaze: What?

Kestrel: Did you do this?

Blaze (looks at Wyvern's left wing and shook her head): Of course not!

Kestrel: Then who did?

Blaze: It was Silver that did it.

Kestrel: Don't drag Silver into this.

Blaze: Volt did it.

Kestrel: He's not here, so he didn't do it.

Blaze: Blackstar did it. I saw him do it last night.

Kestrel: Nice try. You know that Blackstar's not allowed in my room.

Wyvern starts groaning worse than usual.

Kestrel: Hang in there, Wyvern. Blaze, you only have one more chance. Tell me the truth or I'll shred you to pieces.

Blaze (now scared): Okay. IT WAS ME!

Kestrel: Okay. When your children are born, they will be scarred for six years, it could be worse, but I'm not that kind of leader.

Blaze: Please, anything but that!

Kestrel: Once I say this sort of stuff, I mean it.

Blaze: NO!!!!

Kestrel: Blaze, listen.

Blaze: I don't care!

Kestrel: Blaze, for once please!

Blaze: Still not listening!

Kestrel: Aww, come on Blaze, you know that I was only teasing you.

Blaze: SO WHAT!

Kestrel: Don't you dare use that tone of voice at me!

Blaze: Oh I dare alright!

Wyvern starts groaning even worse than usual.

Kestrel: Can you forgive me, for Wyvern's sake?

Blaze: Okay I forgive you.

Kestrel: We both know that the sooner Wyvern gets to a doctor, the better.

Blaze: Okay. Where's the nearest doctor?

Kestrel: Let me ask Silver.

Blaze: Okay.

Kestrel told Blaze to stay put with Wyvern, while she and Millie look for Silver. Millie takes to the skies, and Kestrel searches on the ground.

Meanwhile, Silver was relaxing in a patch of sunlight, Millie swoops down and Silver noticed the hedgedragon, Millie grabs one of Silver's shoes in her mouth, Silver chases her, when Silver noticed where Millie led him, Silver grabs his shoe from Millie, heads towards Blaze and Wyvern.

Silver: What happened?

Blaze (who heard Silver's voice): Oh Silver, it's just awful, I scorched Wyvern a little too much and I hurt her!

Silver: Really?

Blaze: Yes, but that's only half of it. Kestrel vanished while she was looking for you.

Silver: We better go look for Kestrel.

Blaze: I can't go anywhere, not with the children almost due and Wyvern can't either because of her left wing being badly burnt. The only one that can go is Millie, but she's not old enough.

Silver: That's tough.

Millie: Blaze, what are you meowing about? Of course I'm old enough. You should know by now I'm only 18.

Blaze, Silver and Wyvern: What? Millie, you can talk?

Millie: Of course I can.

Silver: Okay. Here's what I was thinking, Blaze, you and Wyvern stay here, Millie will search for Rowan and I'll go look for Kestrel. Good idea?

Wyvern: Silver, you should know that I can't let Millie be by herself.

Silver: Oh right. What was I thinking?

Blaze: I've a better idea.

Silver: Okay Blaze. Spill it.

Blaze: What I think, that me and Wyvern remain here, Millie should find Rowan first. Then you look for Kestrel. Here, I guess Rowan won't know where to look.

Silver, Wyvern and Millie were deciding about the idea.

Millie: That's the best idea I've heard so far already.

Silver: It was my idea in the first place.

Blaze: I don't give a care.

Silver: Whatever. Let's just get Rowan.

Millie, Wyvern and Blaze: Okay!

Silver: you and Blaze know what to do?

Wyvern: Yes. We stay put.

Millie: Here I go!

Wyvern: Good luck!

Blaze slightly tears her outfit a bit, hands the cloth to Millie.

Millie takes off, with the piece of cloth that Blaze handed to her.

Silver: Well, I'm heading off to find Kestrel.

Blaze: Please be careful Silver.

Silver: Okay I will.

Blaze waves goodbye and good luck to Silver.

cue Rowan

Rowan: What a beautiful day.

Cue the hedgedragon

Millie flies overhead and drops the piece of Blaze's outfit.

Rowan: What's this? Is this from someone's outfit? I've never seen it before.

Millie leaves and Shadow enters

Shadow: What's the matter, Rowan?

Rowan: Well, I somehow got this piece of cloth from someone.

Shadow: Weird.

Sonic enters

Shadow: Not you again.

Sonic: Hey Shadow, you up for a race?

Shadow: Not now Sonic, can't you see that I'm busy.

Sonic: What's the matter, the Ultimate Lifeform don't want to race?

Rowan: Careful what you say Sonic.

Shadow: That does it!

Sonic: Uh-oh.

Shadow: I'll race you so you'll keep your mouth shut.

Sonic: That tree and back.

Shadow: You're on.

Sonic and Shadow race, then Shadow used Chaos Control and won.

Shadow: Looks like I win.

Sonic: I guess so.

Rowan: Um I hate to badger you guys, but someone's in trouble.

Shadow and Sonic: Why didn't you tell us about this?

Rowan: You were racing each other, so I didn't want to bother you.

Sonic: Right.

Shadow: Why are we just standing here? Let's go!

Sonic, Rowan and Shadow leave.

Blaze: What's taking Silver and Millie so long?

Wyvern: No clue.

Millie returns to where Blaze and Wyvern are.

Blaze: Okay Millie's back, but what about Silver?

Millie takes off to find Silver. Sonic, Rowan and Shadow enter.

Blaze: What took you so long Sonic?

Sonic: Don't ask me.

Millie returns with Silver by playing the same trick, shoe in the mouth.

Silver: What's going on?

Sonic: You....

Sonia enters.

Sonic: What the?

Sonia: Long time no see.

Sonic: Do I know you?

Sonia: Huh, don't you know brother.

Shadow: WHAT THE?

Sonic: Watch it Shadow, that's my sister that you're talking to.

Shadow: I didn't know.

Sonic and Sonia (annoyed): FLEA BITTEN HEDGEHOG!!!

Manic enters.

Manic: Yo Sonic dude!

Shadow: Okay, now I'm seeing things.

Sonic: Long time no see Manic.

Shadow: Is it just me, or do I see three Sonics?

Blaze: It's just you.

Shadow: I was joking.

Rowan: What's going on?

Manic: I guess you don't know me?

Rowan: Never mind that, let's help Wyvern.

Kestrel enters on her Extreme gear, Cat Claws.

Blaze: Oh good, Kestrel's back

Kestrel: What the! Why are there so many hedgehogs?

Blaze: Is that yours Kestrel?

Kestrel: Yeah, it's mine.

Blaze: I've never seen it before.

Kestrel: I've had it for five years, and it has never failed me once given the attributes are literally off the charts.

Blaze: Never mind that, help Wyvern.

Kestrel: Okay I heard you.

Rowan and Kestrel start treating Wyvern's injuries.

Wyvern: That feels better.

Blaze (feeling dizzy): Are you able to fly now?

Wyvern: Not yet.

Blaze ends up fainting.

Wyvern: Blaze?

Silver: BLAZE!!

Blaze never heard Wyvern or Silver.

Wyvern (blocks Silver): I don't think so Silver.

Silver: Why not?

Wyvern: Cause I need you, Sonic and Shadow to find a doctor.

Silver: How come?

Wyvern: With Blaze asleep, I can't leave her side.

Silver: Right.

Wyvern: I'll send Millie with you.

Silver: Okay then.

Millie enters. Sonic, Silver and Shadow get on her back. Millie leaves.

Wyvern: I hope they get there and back safely.

Meanwhile,

Sonic: I think we better hurry. Hey Millie, can you fly faster?

Millie: I think so, but I don't want Shadow falling off.

The four soon arrive at the hospital.

Shadow: We need your help doctor!

Leafpool: Why?

Sonic: There's a passed out cat where we came from that needs your help.

Leafpool: Hold on five minutes, I'll be right back.

Silver: Please hurry.

Leafpool talks to Jayfeather.

Leafpool: I talked to Jayfeather, he said he can handle things on his own, so I can come with you.

Millie: Get on!

Scaler and Spyro enter.

Scaler and Spyro: Hey, wait for us!

Leafpool: How many times have I told you both?

Sonic, Silver, Shadow and Leafpool get on Millie's back. Just as Millie is about to take off, Scaler grabs her tail, but lost his grip, so Spyro grabs Scaler by the tail. The eight head to where Blaze and the others are.

Millie (lets out a screech): We're back!

Sonic: And we brought the doctor.

Scaler and Spyro: Where are we?

Leafpool: Medicine cat, Sonic. Medicine cat!

Sonic: I knew that.

Leafpool: Whatever! Where's the cat?

Wyvern: She's over here.

Scaler and Spyro: Where are we?

Shadow: WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE SHUT THE LIZARD AND THE DRAGON UP!!

Leafpool, Scaler and Spyro streak over to Blaze, just as Wyvern gets out of the way.

Silver: Well, what's the news?

Leafpool: There's bad news and good news.

Silver: What's the bad news?

Leafpool: The bad news is Blaze lost one girl to greencough.

Silver: And the good news?

Scaler: The good news is the other two didn't catch the greencough sickness.

Silver: Other two?

Spyro: Well, how should Leafpool put this, you're a father.

Silver: WHAT?

Blaze: Silver, come here please.

Sonic faints due to feeling dizzy.

Shadow: Well I never thought.

Rowan: I agree.

Sonic gets up and because he fainted, he feels groggy.

Sonic (still feeling groggy): Wha, what happened?

Scaler and Spyro: Uh, you fainted.

Sonic: Who are you, better yet, what are you?

Scaler and Spyro: What you've never seen a lizard or a dragon before?

Sonic: I've seen talking crocs, but not one lizard or dragon that's short, blue and yellow or purple, hair on the lizard's head and talks.

Scaler and Spyro: Must be a first.

Sonic: I guess so. But still, who are you?

Scaler: Well, my name's Scaler and somehow I got here by mistake.

Spyro: And I'm Spyro.

Sonic: Nice to meet you Scaler and Spyro, my name's Sonic, the male black hedgehog over there is Shadow, the male silver hedgehog beside the lavender she-cat is Silver, the pale white female dragon is Wyvern who was recently burnt, the female forest green hedgehog with mint green streaks is Rowan, the hedgedragon that you followed here by mistake is Millie, the lavender she-cat is Blaze, the light brown tabby she-cat who's helping Blaze you've already met but didn't remember her name is Leafpool, the male green hedgehog who's standing beside me is my brother Manic, the semi-dark purple female hedgehog beside Shadow is my sister Sonia, and you see that red streaked blue she-cat over there.

Sonic points at Kestrel sitting on a tree stump talking to Silver and Blaze.

Scaler and Spyro: We see her.

Sonic: That's Kestrel. She's sort of new here. From what I've heard, her extreme gear is twice the size of what mine is and it's called Cat Claws. From what Kestrel told me, the attributes of her extreme gear are literally off the charts!

Scaler and Spyro: Cat Claws? Weird name for an. What did you call it? Really?

Sonic: Extreme Gear. Most of the characters where I come from has at least one. I have two. Yup.

Scaler and Spyro: Why do you have two?

Sonic: The reason why I have two is because Swallowtail destroyed my first one.

Scaler and Spyro: Tell us what happened.

Sonic: Okay I'll tell you. Here's how it started. Before Goldfire started racing at Splash Canyon, Rosewing told me, Goldfire and Redfur that she had entered the EX World Grand Prix, she embarrassed me, this had caused Swallowtail to start laughing when she was walking up to where I was standing, Goldfire was holding my first extreme gear, Swallowtail saw it, looked at it and handed it back to Goldfire, and guess what was on the underside?

Scaler and Spyro: A small bomb?

Sonic: Correct! During the time when I was racing Hawkfeather, there was a small bomb underneath that I didn't know was there, then Swallowtail detonated it, and BOOM! Hawkfeather won at Sand Ruins even though it was supposed to be me, but then I beat Hawkfeather at Babylon Gardens.

Scaler and Spyro (eyes wide): She did that?

Sonic: Yep she did.

Scaler: When I get my claws on that bird, she gonna get a tongue lashing she'll never forget!

Spyro: I'm gonna torch the tailfeathers off her!

Sonic: Hold on a minute, you don't know where Swallowtail is right now.

Hawkfeather, Albatrosswing and Swallowtail enter.

Swallowtail: All right Sonic, where is it?

Sonic: What?

Swallowtail: My necklace.

Sonic: I don't have it.

Swallowtail: Who does?

Sonic: You've got me wrong.

Swallowtail: Then who does has it?

Sonic: Scourge has it.

Swallowtail: Cat or hedgehog?

Sonic: The hedgehog has it.

Swallowtail: Thanks Sonic! Later!

Sonic: Weird.

Swallowtail leaves

Scaler and Spyro: That... was... weird.

Sonic: Yeah. Wanna hear something funny?

Scaler and Spyro: Let us guess, Warrior Swears.

Sonic (quoting Bluestar): Yep. Your mother is a (beep)ing (beep) crowfood-eating (beep) adder venom (beep) Twoleg-loving (beep) cow and horse (beep) believing-in-one-Clan (beep) and Amy Rose (beep) with a fresh-kill pile of (beep) and an old Tribe cave far away where no one can hear you (beep) sun-drown-place (beep) with a fresh-kill pile of (beep) Tom and Jerry (beep) and the flood that destroyed Fireclan (beep) medicine cat (beep) and a random act of StarClan!

Scaler and Spyro (both quoting Sandpaw): Squirrel tails!

Sonic (quoting Firepaw): Kittypet (beep) collar (beep), Scaler and Spyro!

Scaler and Spyro: You floppy-footed Twoleg botherer!

Sonic (quoting Firepaw): Everybody run. Expecto Rogue! (everyone but Scaler and Spyro runs away)

Scaler and Spyro: Oh yeah? Sonic fights like a kittypet!

Sonic: Eagle feathers!

Shadow (quoting Graypaw): You're such a birch-head!

Sonic: What?

Scaler and Spyro: Sonic's such a birch-head!

THE END!!!