Talk:Big Brother: ThunderClan Season 3/Week Three/@comment-4312567-20131126085242

BWAHAH! I love this episode~! My favourite part was

"Graystripe: HE'S DEAD! D:

''(the scene changes to a funeral. Runningwind, Ivypool, Redtail and Thornclaw join the scene. Everyone is present) Redtail: We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of Ravenpaw. He was a beloved cat by many characters and readers alike, even though he was written out a bit before halfway through the second arc, citation needed. He will be missed by everyone here today, myself included. We wish him well on his journey to StarClan, and so, we pray. In the name of Thunder, Shadow, Wind and River & Sky. Amen. (crosses self) Thornclaw, would you like to read the prayer for us, please?''

(Thornclaw walks up the front) 

Thornclaw: (clears throat)

''StarClan, we ask that you take care of Ravenpaw on his journey to you, and that you welcome him with open paws. We ask that you forgive him of his sins and... Um... Line?''

Mistkit: (ejects Thornclaw) THIS IS A HEARTFELT AND EMOTIONAL MOMENT AND YOU JUST RUINED IT!

(Thornclaw falls down the trapoor)

''Spottedleaf: No scream? Very mole-like, if you ask me!''

''Redtail: Okay, can someone take over the thing? Spottedleaf?''

''Spottedleaf: Okay. (grabs piece of paper) We ask that you forgive him of his sins and allow him to rest in peace for eternity. Ravenpaw, we wish you good hunting and safe shelter. Amen. In the name of Thunder, Shadow, Wind and River & Sky. (crosses self)''

''Mousefur: HICCUP! (covers mouth) Sorry.''

''Seakit: (ejects Mousefur) YOU CAN'T HICCUP DURING A FUNERAL! ''

''Redtail: Runningwind, would you please lower the coffin in to the ground? ''

Runningwind: Yes, Father Redtail.

(Runningwind lowers the coffin in to the ground)

(bagpipes play)

''Redtail: And that concludes our funeral service. (jumps off the stage) Man, I need a bagel!"''

And,

"Lavender: Seakit, stop torturing these poor cats! I didn't raise you to be a tyrant!

Seakit: But...

''Lavender: No buts. Apologise to these lovely cats! You too, Mistkit.''

Mistkit: Sorry...

Seakit: Yeah, sorry for torturing you!

Mousefur: And we're sorry for calling you Broken-Ears.

Lavender: Wait a minute, they called you Broken-Ears?

Seakit: Yes!

Lavender: BURN THEM ALL!!!!!

Mousefur: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Seakit: Continue the play!"

And, I think this update was especially funny because of Lavender's reaction to realising that Seakit had been called Broken Ears~ x3