Badgerstar's guide for stupid fathers

Okay! Hi! Im glad imm here! And this time im not with Deadheart! Today we have a guide by Badgerstar!

Badgerstar: Hi everyon!

Lesson one,

Badgerstar: So this is based on personal experience. Lesson one is, DONT ABANDON YOUR DAUGHTER IN A STUPID CLAN WHERE SHE WILL MEET A REALLY HOT APPRENTICE DUDE!!!!!!!!!!

Deadheart: AND PEOPLE WERE YELLING AT ME FOR YELLING!!!!!!

Nightshade: Badgerstar, excuse my daughter.

Snowfall: can you belivee imm related to them?

all shut up!

um... Lesson two!

Badgerstar: when a badger attacks defend the nursery first.

Leopardspot: I also protected my sister and her not born kits!

Badgerstar: mom, you're  embarrasing me!

Leopardspot and Darkstar kiss

Badgerstar: ew! Gross get out!

Lesson three

Badgerstar: Don't have kits with another shecat when a different one of your kits or mates is alive.

Mapleshade: That is SOO true.

Moonpaw: Yes, very true. Imm going to kill you Bramblepaw!!!

Badgerstar: Im going to kill you everyone!!!!!!!

LESSON FOUR:

Badgerstar: one of the easiest of these tips is for my stupid BUTTHEAD LAMEO WANNABE fellow leader, Sparrowstar. Oh just btw, IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!! AGAIN!!!! Oh yeas. Dontt kill your mate. Your kit will be lonely. Who cares about fathers right?

Firestar: imm an awesome father

Berrynose: I had a low reputation until I was a father. Then I was TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!!!

Badgerstar: GO AWAY FARTYSTAR AND BERRYSTUMPYTAIL!!!!!

Lesson five and thankfully the last

Badgerstar: this is another easy one for Sparrowstar. DONT KILL YOUR KIT OR MY KIT OR ELSE YOU DIE!!!!!!!!!

Daisystar: she is sorry.

Badgerstar: no imm not.

Flamestar: he killed his sisters kit!

Daisystar: he killed an innocent cats kit!

Badgerstar: he kiledd my kit who is obviously the most important