Nighty's Rising Storm Spoof

Rising Blah by Nightythepotato

ON WITH THE SHOW!

before thing
Runningnose: IMMA MEDICINE CAT

Nightstar: Shut up and sniff me, or i'll exile you.

Runningnose: NOOOOOOOOOOEESSSS

TAKE TWO

Shadowstar: Annddd.... ACTION!

Runningnose: line.

TAKE THREE

Shadowstar: DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME, HOBOS!

Runningnose: Sniff sniff. Sniffsniffsniff.

Nightstar: DEEEEEPPPPPPPP BRRRRREEAAAATHHHSSSSSS

Runningnose: *slaps Nightstar*

Nightstar: Owie--

Runningnose: NOOOOOOOOOOEEEEE I NO BE ABLE TO HLEP YOUUUUUUUSSSSSS

Nightstar: oh dear

Nightstar: I SICK

Nightstar: I SO SIIIICCCKKKSSS

Runningnose: Shut up or it's deathberry time.

Nightstar: FLIP FLOP I CONVULSE BRAH

Runningnose: OW IT HURTS TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS, MY POOR, SICK, DEAR NIGHTSTAR!!

Nightstar: i breath like dis naow

Runningnose: AHHHHHHHHHHHH A DRAGGOONNN

Owl: Hoot.

Runningnose: OH NOES A BIRDYYY

Runningnose: birdeh nu keel meh plz

Owl/Birdy: I COME TO STEL CHEELDRUN AN PREH

Random Kit: NOPE! *flys away on a motorcycle*

Runningnose: I SEE A STICKY SO STARFACECLANBUTTTHING HAS ABANDONED US! EVERY CAT FOR THEMSELVES!!!

Star: HALLO I'M A STURR SO BLIIIGNGNGNGNFNGNGNFNDGJFNJD

* star shines on Nightstar*

Nightstar: i love stars naow DEEP BREATHESSS

Nightstar: bleeehhbb

Runningnose: I SEEH STUR SO STRABOOT IS WITH US

StraClun: noes we not you mouse-bra--

Runningnose: YAAAAYYY

Voice: GREAT BATTLES, GREAT CLAN, NEW CLAN UNDER STUFF WITH A BFJJFHIASHFUHSFF

Runningnose: OMG YAYA-- OH NOES ZEH BIRDY ISH BAC

Birdy: AHAUHUAHAUHAUHAUAHUA *scractches roofie*

Runningnose: *flops*

TBC