The Dark Forest 2

This story is meant to be funny. Spoilers for TLH! Enjoy! --- (Tigerstar, Brokenstar, and Hawkfrost appear in a land filled with blue skies and rainbows)

Hawkfrost; OMG. I thought my ghost died.

Tigerstar: Mine did too.

Brokenstar: My mommy re-killed me!

Hawkfrost: My brother re-killed me!

Tigerstar: Shut up. Where are we?

Random Voice From Sky: Where Dark Forest cats go when they die.

Brokenstar: Baby, baby, baby ooh... (Hawkfrost throws brick at Brokenstar)

Brokenstar: (runs away crying)

Tigerstar: Baby.

-Pinestar appears-

Pinestar: -grabs Tigerstar by ear- SHONNY!

Leopardfoot: -grabs Pinestar by ear- PINIE!

Goldenflower: -grabs Leopardfoot by ear- LEOPARDIE!

Sasha: -grabs Goldenflower by ear- GOLDENIE!

Mothwing: -grabs Sasha by ear- SASHIE!

Hawkfrost: -grabs Mothwing by ear- MOTHIE!

Bramblestar: -grabs Hawkfrost by ear- HAWKIE!

Squirrelflight: -grabs Bramblestar by ear- BRAMBLIE!

Tawnypelt: -grabs Squirrelflight by ear- SQUIRRELIE!

(Brokenstar comes back)

Brokenstar: Look! Tigerstar, your mom and dad, your two mates, your four kits, and one of your kit's mates!

Tigerstar: -dead-

Brokenstar: -eats Tigerstar-

Mapleshade: -randomly rises up from Dark Forest- SHUT UP! MY FAVORITE SHOW IS ON!

Darkstripe: (randomly rises up too, but is doing the Nyan Cat)

Mapleshade: ???

Hawkfrost: -is still being pulled on by Bramblestar- Get off of my ear!

(It starts to rain bricks, clonking Hawkfrost, Brokenstar, Tigerstar on the head)

Hawkfrost: (dies)

Tigerstar: (comes back to life but dies again)

Brokenstar: (dies) -- Yeah, my first so-called 'humorous' fanfic. Hope you enjoyed.