Warriors Paintball War!

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Firestar; Oh mi gosh! Sandstorm What??? What!!! Firestar; Blackstar, Mistystar, and Onestar want to have a paintball competeion! Sandstorm; BRING IT ON Mad Firestar; ThunderClan gather, we are about to attack! Mousefur WHAT NOW!!!??? Graystripe WHAT!!!! Firestar and Sandstorm; Time to get your paintball guns! Clan; YEAH BRING IT ON Red Face Firestar; Time to hide Sandstorm *Hands out paintball guns* Let's go! Clan; ThunderClan, To me! Firestar; *Goes out entrance* Clan; *Follows him* Firestar; Everyone in posistion? Brambleclaw; All clear Firestar; Ambush in...3...2...1...NOW!

Dovepaw; Eat my paint Sedgewhisker! Sedgewhisker; No thanks Dovepaw; Too bad Ivypaw; I'm Ivy now!! *covered in green paint*

Firestar; I am fire, here me roar!!!! Blackstar*Shoots paintball gun* Not anymore WATER Firestar *covered in blue paint* Sandstrom; NOOOOOOES, MY LOVELY FIREZ Sandstorm *Makes Blackstar green* Ha GREENSTAR

Cinderheart; YOU PAINTBALLED MY PIE!!!!!!! Tigerheart; Dude, sorry Cinderheart; HOW DAREZ YOUZ!11ONE11!!! Tigerheart (now green, blu, yellow, orange, and white) I'M SORRYZ OKAYZ????!!!! Cinderheart; THERE IS NO APOLOGY FOR THIS!!!!

Bumbleflight; Father, are you okay!? Graystripe; Don't worry, son... Mistystar just got a soft spot... Bumbleflight; JAYFEATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jayfeather; WHAT??? I was just getting finished making Breezepelt look like a rainbow!! Bumbleflight; HE'S HURT!!! Jayfeather; No, he isn't, get up!!!! Graystripe; Come on I wanted a melodramatic moment!!!!!!!!!1 Jayfeather; Tooooo Baaaaddd. Breezepelt ohhhh Breezy I'm not fiished with you. Breezpelt Oh StarClan....

Onestar; Retreat WindClan!! Firestar One clan down, two more to go! Blackstar; ShadowClan will WINZ Firestar; *checks watch* Not on my watch!!!!

Blossomfall; Bwa ha ha, Littlecloud you're going downz! Littlecloud; NOOOOOES! MY PERFECT WHITE PELT *Runs awawy with green paint on fur* Blossomfall; Thunderclan To me! Mistystar; Riverclan RETREAT! Firestar I NEEDZ PIE!!! ShadowClan and ThunderClan; Confused Firestar; PUDDING!

___________________________________________ Meanwhile, in StarClan...

Yellowfang; I wins Feathertail...I WINS Lepordstar; NOOOO *shoots paintball gun at Yellowfang* Bluestar; NOOOES IZ WINZ! ___________________________________________ Back in the forest...

Firestar; ThunderClan vs. ShadowClan!! Blackstar; WE SHALL WINZ!!! Dovepaw; No you Won'tz!!! Blackstar NOOOOOES SHADOWCLAN RETREAT!! Firestar; THUNDERCLAN WINS (Now we get pie!!)