NeedleXAlder

NeedleXAlder💖

One true love

That was meant to be

NeedleXAlder...

NOT!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHA ANOTHER SPOOFY

Needletail: OMG ALDER I LOVE YOU!!!!

Alderheart: I LOVE YOU TOO!


 * smoochy smoochy smooch*

Twigpaw: BLECCCHHHH! *pukes on Needle and Alder*

Violetpaw: *explodes*

Needletail: OH WOW ALDERHEART I AM GOING TO HAVE YOUR KIIITS!!

Alderheart: OH THATS GREAT I LOVE YOU, BABE

~6 months later~

Needletail: HERE ARE YOUR KITS, ALDERFART *gives Pepperkit, Hippokit, and Hamkit to Alderfart*

Alderfart: OH WOW THEY ARE ADORABLE, HONEEYYY!


 * kits slowly dominate the world*

Jayfeather: ALDERFART YOU IDIOT YOU CANNOT HAVE KITS WITH A SHADOWCLAN CAT AND YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE KITS AT ALL BECAUSE YOU ARE A MEDICINE CAT AND ANYWAY NEEDLETAIL IS SO LAME BECAUSE SHE LIKES TO FLIRT WITH ROGUES AND I HEARD SHE'S ON A DIET AND YOU ARE A DUMMY!

Alderfart: Speak to the paw. *sticks paw in Jayfeather's face.

Jayfeather: O_O

Alderfart: OH MY GOSH LETS SAVE SKYCLAN!


 * tries to save SkyClan*

Alderfart: OH WELL I GUESS THE ARE TOO DUMB TO BE FOUND AND NEEDLETAIL BABY I AM SICK OF BEING SUCH A GARY-STU

Needletail: NAH UR BORING!

Alderfart: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Needletail: T_T

Twigpaw: Alderfart?

Alderfart: yes?

Twigpaw: can I be with my sister in ShadowClan?

Alderfart: NOO!

Twigpaw: <:`{

Alderfart: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Needletail: OH BABY HELP MY MATE NEEDS PLASTIC SURGERY AND I NEED A HOT BOYFRIEND!

Alderfart: OKIE DOKIE! *puts on Harry Potter glasses and knee socks*

Needletail: LALALALALALA

Violetpaw: I'm so depressed...


 * Twigpaw appears*

Needletail: TWIGPAW UR WIERD GO BACK TO YOUR DUMP CLAN! GRRR!!!

Twigpaw: *face paw*

Needletail: OWWIE

Twigpaw: >=•D

Rowanstar: OH MY CLAN IS SO SICK AND THEYRE DYING I THINK I WILL SIT HERE AND SMOOCH TAWNYPELT!!!

ShadowClan: O_O!!!!!!!


 * Tigerfart is going hunting*


 * Tigerfart sets tippy toe over WindClan border*

One star: RAHARAHHHH!!! YOU CROSSED THE BORDER!!!!!

Tigerfart: OH I AM AN ARROGANT SLOB


 * spills nacho cheese on fur*

One star: THAT TEARS IT!!!


 * takes Tigerfart to prison*

Dovewing: NUUUUUUU

Cocopelt: DOVEWING U ARE SO ANNOYING!!!!!

Dovewing: cough.

Cocopelt: AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH! *head explodes*

Bumblestripe: Dovewing I like you.

Dovewing: U ARE WIERD!!!

Bumblestripe: <:`-{

Police: *takes Dovewing and Tigerheart away*

Needletail: ALDERFART GET OUR CLAN SOME HERBS RIGHT NOW!!

Alderfart: OH NO I AM A SLACKER SO WINDCLAN DOES NOT GIVE US HERBS FOR YOU TO EAT *wears Hippie Necklace*

Needletail: THEN I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH softly with my mouth because I like you.


 * smoochy smooch*

Everyone: BLLLLLEEECCCHHHHH! *barfs*

~Later at le gathering~

Rowanstar: AND THEN WE STOLE THE HERBS FROM SHADOWCLAN

One star: wait...WHATTTT?????!!!!!!!!!


 * Needletail and Alderfart run away to Mexico*

MEXICANO PARCOUR!!! *dumps salsa on Needletail and Alderfart's heads*

Needletail: NO NOT MY PRETTY DRESS!!!!!!! NUUUUU!!!!

Alderfart: OH WOW

~At the battle between WindClan and ShadowClan~

Onestar: KILL KILLL KILLLLLL!!!!!!


 * storm troopers appear*

PEW PEW PEW!!!!!!

BLOOOOOD BLOOD! and death.

Rowanstar: OK NOBODY FREAKING DIES!

RandomShadowClanCat: OH NO DA ROGUES ARE COMING!!!!!!!

Rowanstar: OH NO PEOPLE WANT TO STAY WITH ME IN SHADOWCLAN BECAUSE I CAN SING SONGS ABOUT FROGGIES!!!!!

ShadowClan cats: uh...no T_T


 * 99.9999999999% of ShadowClan joins rogues*

Rowanstar: NUUUUUUUUUUUU


 * ShadowClan explodes*

Needletail: OH WOW ALDER I THINK THAT I FOUND A TACO IN UR UNDERWEAR

Alderfart: OMFG REALLY?!!!!

Needletail: *eats Taco*

Alderfart: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Needletail: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Twigpaw: c-can I s-see my sister...?

Needletail: NO! *pokes Twigpaw with her tail*

Cocopelt: OK WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU? *throws Needletail and Alderfart in a pit of cheese and lizards*

Needletail: EWEWWWEWW CHEESE!!!

Alderfart: AWW ITS A LIZARD! HOW CUTE!!!

Lizard: cute?!!! Did you just call me cute?!!!!!! *swallows Needletail and Alderfart whole*

Needletail: I GOSH IM IN A LIZARDS STOMACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEWWWWW!!!!!!!

Alderfart: EEEEWWWW!!!!


 * both get digested and *ahem* come out the other end*

~Meanwhile~

Cocopelt: VIOLETPAW AND TWIGPAW YOU ARE SET FREE IN RAINBOW CANDY MAGIC PINK FLUFF SPARKLY UNICORN LAND!!!!!!!!

Violetpaw and Twigpaw: YAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!

~THE END~