User blog comment:RedPandaPotter/"Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster."/@comment-24126795-20120529014350/@comment-1839575-20120529131450

Which is exactly what makes him silly, my dear Red. Here is my list of reasons.

1. His name is CLINTON BARTON. ICK. xD

2. He has a weird thing going on with Black Widow, and it's creepy and annoying.

3. He was evil for like half the film.

4. He has an appalling archer's stance. Seriously, the guy would be bruising his forearm, damaging the muscles in his back and shooting very weak and inaccurate arrows. Comparing that to Narnia, where they had an olympic archer train the actor and she didn't even fire that much... well, they didn't make much of an effort to teach him to shoot.

5. HIS BLINKING QUIVER NEVER EMPTIES AND THERE ARE RANDOM EXPLODING ARROWS IN THERE. Dude. Seriously.