Warrior Therapy

Hai! I thought after reading ALL those crackfics, that warriors need a therapist. Write a chapter if you feel like it. Edit & add on to chapters, too, unless the author says at the top not to. I'll list some ideas below. Mmkay!-- Leopardkit SunClan Forever! 03:40, March 30, 2010 (UTC)

Chapter One: Leafpool
Anyone can edit, just stay NOT totally off topic.

Doctor Pathetic: Hello Everybody! I'm Doctor Pathetic! Today, we're here to work out the problems of our friend, Leafpool!

Audience: *applause unenthusiastically*

Dr. Pathetic: So, Leafpool, why does your life suck?

Leafpool: Well, Dr., One thing is that my mate was from another clan, not to mention I'm a medicine cat, my kits thought my sister was their mother, found out that I'm their mom, then my daughter tried to kill me, and she committed suicide... Should I keep going on?

Dr. Pathetic: I get paid by the hour, keep talking.

Leafpool goes on rambling on about her problems while Dr. Pathetic listens to his iPod nano.

Leafpool: ... And that's why I need your help.

Dr. Pathetic: Uh, yeah. So, Leafpool, to help find the route of you problems, here's our guest- CROWFEATHER!

Audience: *Fangirls cheer on Crowfeather*

Crowfeather: Umm... I thought I was supposed to talk about my new book, Why does my Love Life Stink??

Dr. Pathetic: No. This gets waaaay more viewers!

Leafpool: *Mauls Crwofeather*

Nightcloud: FAIL. You didn't even train as a warrior.

Leafpool: *Mauls Nightcloud*

Nightcloud: *shrieks* Crowfeather, SAVE ME

Crowfeather: Ummm... I'll pass. *Plays Mario Kart*

Hollyleaf
Hollyleaf is watching all this and goes back to Doctor Pathetic.

Hollyleaf: You all know how i worship the warrior code, like more than starclan?

Audience nods with scattered, "yeah"s

Hollyleaf: well i'm a half clan and my mother is a medicine cat!

Hollyleaf points accusingly at Leafpool while Doctor Pathetic is lisening to,"Party in the USA" and you can hear some of it

Doctor Pathetic: Oh yes i'm sorry what?

Hollyleaf: I mean how can i be even PART of the clans when my parents did this?

Hollyleaf goes on rambling while Doctor Pathetic puts his ipod on high and starts saying "Yeahhh, Party in the USA!"

You hear some of Doctor Pathetic's ipod going, "Now who's that chick with rockin' hips.."

Hollyleaf: I'm done with this!

Hollyleaf stalks out of studio, not before going over and smaking Leafpool and Crowfeather, then putting on her ipod and starts singing, "If you could see that I'm the one that understands you..!"

Cats: 0_0

I like it -- ♥Shine star♥  03:55, March 30, 2010 (UTC)