User blog:Zaffie/Karma's a Banana

Ok, so. First off, I realised there haven't been any 'random party chatting' blog posts in a while. If they've been banned.... phooey. xD Anyway. Chat randomly! I shall start the random chatting with a horrifying story which is the reason for the blog's rather inventive title (yes, I am a genius, be jealous).

The other day, I was watching an interview with Drew Barrymore and some other random peeps who aren't as famous but probably should be. Anyway, as some of you might possibly know, Drew Barrymore has been a drug addict since she was 11, and starting smoking at 9. So it's no surprise, then, that her growth is stunted. In fact, even her proportions are slightly out of whack. I was laughing histerically at how weirdly short she was compared to the other three people, two of whom are average height and one who is slightly above average. It made me laugh tremendously, because she looked very silly and, to be fair, she brought this upon herself. Or maybe she should blame her parents...

Anyway, I digress. After laughing about this for hours and then telling several friends at school, I went on to learn more about poor Drew Barrymore who was given her father's middle name despite the fact that he is male. Fail. (poetic moment!) And it turns out that she is three inches taller than me. And I've stopped growing. Forever.

Thus the karma title. I feel very annoyed, because if someone stunted by drugs at age thirteen is still taller than me, then imagine how ridiculous I'm going to look when I grow up and have to stand next to normal sized women! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! I'm clearly going to have to form a friendship group of very short stuntded druggies. Genetics suck.

So, anyone else have a funny or horrible story of realisation they want to share? xD