RiverClan Body-Swap

This is the fake show from Warriors Advertisement! and is like celebrity Wife-Swap, but instead cats from other Clans Swap there bodies with RiverClan cats so they can learn to swim/do other things. Also, please no hateful comments, or anything like that, and remember, this is a spoof. also, this is a warning because there might be spoilers.

Intro
River: Hello, everyone, I am your host, *whispers* and also the founder of this wonderful clan

Mothwing: WE DONT CARE!!!

River: ok ok, calm your clam down. ANYWAYS, im your host for RiverClan Body-Swap.

Today, the cats of ThunderClan will swap bodies with: Stonefur, Reedwhisker, Mistystar, and Hawkfrost.

Hawkfrost: for a week right?

River: yes.

ThunderClan
CAST

Bluestar in Mistystar

Jayfeather in Reedwhisker

Mousefur in Stonefur

Lionblaze in Hawkfrost

Bluestar: WOW I got in! and im in my daughters body, it doesn't look that different from my original body.

Mousefur: yeah, Bluestar, I think you need to learn to swim.

Jayfeather: OH MY TRIBE OF ENDLESS HUNTING! I CAN SEE!

Lionblaze: What? I didn't sign up in Hawkfrost's body!

Mousefur: oh yeah, that was me.

Lionblaze: What!?! so your evil now?!? and why do I smell like blood and revenge?

Mousefur: how am I supposed to know, im not Hawkfrost.

Jayfeather: but Lionblaze, you are Hawkfrost! so why dose he smell like blood and revenge?

Lionblaze: I DONT KNOW OK!?!?!?!?!?!

Bluestar: ...

Anyways.... I think we need swimming lessons.

Jayfeather: oh so this is how you use it!

Lionblaze: use what?

Jayfeather: Hollyleaf gave me a present when she left to the tunnels, and now that im in Reedwhisker's Body, I can see it!

Lionblaze: well whats it called???

Jayfeather: iClan 6.

Lionblaze. oooohh

Bluestar: um guys? Swimming lessons???

Jayfeather: HUSH. *scrolls down warriors wiki* What? Blackstar DROWNS? better send him the link.

Bluestar: well whats his Email?

Lionblaze: TheWhiteLeaderEvenThoughImNamedBlackstar@Gmail.com???

Jayfeather: wow.

Bluestar: OK EVERYONE!!! WE ONLY HAVE A WEEK TO DO THIS, SO LETS GET TO ENJOYING OUR RIVERCLAN LIFE!!!!!

Everyone: okey.

Down at the river...

Mousefur: wow Bluestar, your getting the hang of this!

Bluestar: oh really?! *spits out fish when swimming*

Mousefur: no.

Bluestar: I hate you.

Jayfeather: wow.. the waters so... watery...

Lionblaze: of course it is, dumbo! *whacks in the head*

Jayfeather: ooo... my pelt is so bootiful.... I wuv it.

Mousefur: stop talking like a baby.

Jayfeather: SWIM MOUSEFUR, SWIM LIONBLAZE! I DONT CARE IF I TALK LIKE A BABY! *pushes in the water*

Lionblaze: *pulls Jay in the water*

Bluestar: Look! im not drowning!

Mousefur: Sure. Go with that...

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