Warrior School

JayClan School Allegiances
Principal:

Principal Sandstar-sandy light ginger tabby tom with green eyes. Personality-wise, lenient, always-tired principal

Nurse:

Nurse Ghoststripe-white tom with dark amber eyes. Personality-the wise, easygoing medicine cat

Teacher:

Miss Daisywing-smoky gray-and-white tabby she-cat with green eyes. Personality-the unlikable two-sided teacher

Students:

Mistlepaw-brown tabby she-cat with yellow eyes. Personality-the tough girl

Rainbowpaw-bright tortoiseshell she-cat with messy fur and green eyes. Personality-the weird, random girl

Ospreypaw-black tom with amber eyes. Personality-the bad boy that every girl likes but he doesn't care

Lynxpaw-pretty, shiny golden she-cat with darker golden spots and blue eyes. Personality-the Mary Sue

Cloverpaw-black-and-white she-cat with huge green eyes. Personality-the tattletale

Tuftpaw-gray she-cat with tufty fur. Personality-the brainy know-it-all

Thrushpaw-black-and-white tom with yellow eyes. Personality- the lazy slacker/gamer/nuisance guy

Flowerpaw-pretty white she-cat with green eyes and long fur. Personality-the typical popular-girl bully

Petalpaw-pale cream-and-white tabby she-cat with green eyes. Personality-the typical popular-girl sidekick

Icepaw-gray-and-white tom with blue eyes. Personality-the nice/cool/popular guy

Brownpaw-brown tom with green eyes. Personality-the unpopular boy who thinks he needs more love

Tabbypaw-gray tabby tom with green eyes. Personality-the quiet/brainy boy

Bob-purple tom with a unicorn horn and hot pink sparkly eyes. Personality-the mystical "Why-am-I-here?" guy who magically shows up at random times.

Episode One-The Bully
The bell rings...

Miss Daisywing-Hello, my new apprentices! Who's ready to learn?!

Tuftpaw and Lynxpaw-Me!

Rainbowpaw-Sprinkles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ospreypaw-Ugh. Whatever. (Picks up a textbook and starts to write on the pages)

Cloverpaw waves a forepaw in the air.

Cloverpaw-Miss Daisywing! Miss Daisywing! Ospreypaw is writing in his textbook!

Miss Daisywing-Ospreypaw! How dare you deface that poor book! It costed!!!!!

Ospreypaw-What are you gonna do about it, you old Nutterbutter?

Bob faints.

Miss Daisywing-Get up, sparkle-pants! We have work to do. Our first lesson is--

Ospreypaw-Teaching the teacher to shut up.

Flowerpaw sighs wistfully.

Flowerpaw (whispering)-Googly gosh, he's sooo cute...

Petalpaw-Yeah...

Flowerpaw-Shut the fuddlenudders up, Petalpaw!

Petalpaw-Okay.

Miss Daisywing-Everyone quiet!!

Rainbowpaw-I like sprinkles. Give me my wasp nest!

Miss Daisywing (flustered)-What??? Rainbowpaw are you okay?

Rainbowpaw-Sure...I put the sugar cubes in the unicorn hat...

Bob wakes up.

Bob-I put the salt blocks in the Pegasus hat.

Miss Daisywing-Silence! Now For our first lesson I will be showing you how to catch a mouse for lunchtime.

Mistlepaw-Duh! Anyone can catch a mouse. Let's do something harder.

Miss Daisywing-I'm glad someone wants to be challenged.

Flowerpaw-Miss Daisywing, there's already someone challenged in this classroom!

Flowerpaw points to Rainbowpaw.

Rainbowpaw-I'm a banana.

Flowerpaw-See?! She's retarded!

Miss Daisywing-There will be no name-calling in this classroom. Now, back to the lesson. Let's all go outside and--

Ospreypaw (whispering)-Who's gonna make us?

Thrushpaw-Shut up, bro. You don't want to be sent to Principal Sandstar's office, do you?

Miss Daisywing-I said NO TALKING!!! Thrushpaw, go to Principal Sandstar's office. Now!

Thrushpaw sadly walks out.

Ospreypaw (chuckling)-The irony.

At Recess
Flowerpaw walks up behind Rainbowpaw and pushes her, making her fall down.

Rainbowpaw-Eek!

Flowerpaw-Hahahaha! You shoulda seen the look on your ugly face. Serves you right! Hey, Petalpaw, guess what? I think her name should be Retardpaw!

Petalpaw-Yeah...

Rainbowpaw-Stop laughing at me, you boogers!

Flowerpaw-HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A BOOGER!?!?!?!??!?!?!

Flowerpaw tackles her and rakes her spine.

Rainbowpaw-That tickles.

Miss Daisywing approaches.

Miss Daisywing-What in the name of sweet mustard corn dogs are you doing to Rainbowpaw?! Get off her at once!

Flowerpaw scrambles off of Rainbowpaw and runs away before Miss Daisywing can punish her.

Miss Daisywing-The nerve of these apprentices! Are you okay, Rainbowpaw?

Petalpaw-I...I have to go!

Petalpaw runs after Flowerpaw.

Rainbowpaw-I feel like a turtle.

Miss Daisywing-I think you'd better see the nurse.

Rainbowpaw-Okay.

Rainbowpaw finds Nurse Ghoststripe.

Ghoststripe-Hello, Rainbowpaw. What seems to be the problem here?

Rainbowpaw-Flowerpaw's face.

Ghoststripe-Excuse me?

''Mistlepaw walks in behind her. ''

Mistlepaw-She means that Flowerpaw was bullying her and pushed her down. See? She's bleeding.

Ghoststripe peers closer at the scratch marks on Rainbowpaw's back.

Ghoststripe-Okay. (turns to Brownpaw beside him) Brownpaw, can you fetch me some cobwebs? I'm going to make a poultice.

''Brownpaw goes to get the cobwebs but trips over his paws. ''

Brownpaw-Oof! Sorry. (grabs the cobwebs) Here.

Ghoststripe-Thank you, friend.

Ghoststripes chews some leaves and spats them on Rainbowpaw's back.

Ghoststripe-There you go. (Bandages the wound) Okay, Mistlepaw. Did you need something?

Mistlepaw-I twisted my ankle.

Ghoststripe-Sigh.

In Detention...
Ospreypaw fiddles at his desk.

Ospreypaw-When will this idiocy end? I'm surrounded by old fudge pops.

Miss Daisywing-Shush, young man! How dare you talk in detention!

Ospreypaw-What's a man?

Miss Daisywing-Yo mama! Now hush.

Just then, Bob, who was also in detention for being himself, turns into a peanut.

TO BE CONTINUED