WARRIOR SPOOFS (Anyone can edit)

Jayfeather: Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys. GUYS!!!!

Lionblaze: What.

Hollyleaf: What. Hey, where’s Leafpool, I brought her a rabbit since HER MATE IS WINDCLAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leafpool: Why thank you Hollyherb! I really appreciate it!

Hollyleaf: ……..That’s not my name…….

Leafpool: *Eats rabbit* Mmmm very berrylicious!

Hollyleaf: You weren’t supposed to eat that……..

Leafpool: *Chews one more bite* I wasn’t?

Hollyleaf: No…...I put deathberries in it.

Leafpool: Oh, Ok!! *Continues to snack on the rabbit* Thanks Hollyherb! Jayfeather: Where’s my cookies!?

Lionblaze: Heathertail, Crowfeather, Breezepelt, Squirrelflight, and Leafpool could have taken them.

Hollyleaf: You just named every cat you hate, didn’t you.

Lionblaze: Yes.

Jayfeather: I MUST KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!

Squirrelflight: Leafpool’s already dead, you can’t kill her. Crowfeather; NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Squirrelflight your my new mate.

Jayfeather: COOOOOOKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Kills Crowfeather*

Squirrelflight: Thanks! You saved me.

Jayfeather: Kill Squirrelflight, Crowfeather, Leafpool, Heathertail, Breezepelt……….. Squirrelflight: You can’t kill me! I’m your fake mother, and I raised you. You already killed Crowfeather and Leafpools dead. Please don’t kill me baby foo foo.

Jayfeather, Lionblaze, and Hollyleaf: …

Jayfeather: DIE!!!!!!!!!! *Kills every suspect that could have stolen his cookies and hurt his stick*

Firestar: I love you. I love you. I love you.

Jayfeather, Hollyleaf, and Lionblaze: *Girl scream* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Firestar: Come here my babies I made you!

Jayfeather: Die!

Lionblaze: Eat these cookies I found under my bed! Firestar: NOM NOM NOM EWWW THEY’RE COVERED IN MOLD!!!!!!! *Hacks and spits our cookie and then dies*

Jayfeather:COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lionblaze: Eww your cookie was covered in mold!? Jayfeather: *Eyes turn red* Kill LIONBLAZE!!!!!!! Lionblaze: You can’t kill me I’m invincible. Jayfeather: *Kills Cinderheart*

Lionblaze: YOU HAVE FOUND MY WEAKNESS!!!!!!!!!!! *Dies*

Jayfeather: I’m a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle here is my stout. When I get all steamed up hear me shout, tip me over and pour me out.

Hollyleaf: Really Jayfeather!?

Jayfeather: Wait. How did you survive all my killing?

Hollyleaf: Easy. I hid in the tunnels.

Jayfeather: …..

Hollyleaf: WATCH ME WHIP!!! NOW WATCH ME SUPERMAN!!!!

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