Jayfeather's stash

(Continued from Dovepaw's Deranged)

Dovepaw: "I meant to tell you, Jayfeather-"

Jayfeather: "DO YOU KNOW HOW SACRED THOSE COOKIES ARE?"

Dovepaw (shrinking back): "Maybe not sacred, but the yummy levels of those cookies are through the roof!"

Jayfeather: "You ATE them?"

Dovepaw: "No- of course not- I mean maybe- yes- but just one- okay, okay, the whole stash but still...."

(Jayfeather's claws come out)

Jayfeather (advancing menacingly towards Dovepaw): "The price you pay for eating those cookies is death!"

(Lunges at Dovepaw)

(Hollyleaf's head shapes in the clouds)

Hollyleaf: "JAYFEATHER! LIKE, STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!"

(Jayfeather lets go of Dovepaw and gives her a menacing look)

Hollyleaf: "This is all like, bloody, and violent, so you should like, make up and eat like, a bag of catnip to like, calm yourselves down."

Jayfeather: "But she stole my cookies! And ATE them!"

Hollyleaf: "WHAT? HELLO, DOVEPAW? Those cookies were made with Jayfeather's prophecy-cat only cookie making skills!"

(Kills Dovepaw with a bolt of lightning)

(Dovepaw's head appears next to Hollyleaf's)

Dovepaw: "Wait, Hollyleaf! I'M one of the three prophecised cats. Does this mean I could have MADE cookies like that?"

Hollyleaf: "Yes. Yes it does."

Dovepaw: "WHAT? But that means you didn't have to kill me! You did it for no reason!"

Hollyleaf: "Oh well. I just felt like killing someone today. Besides, StarClan rocks! There a pool parties, and more cookies than you can eat!"

Dovepaw (Brightening): "Wow! That sounds awesome! But I'm kind of a tomboy cat, and-"

Hollyleaf: "Glad you think it rocks! Hey, you can hang with Feathertail and me!"

Dovepaw: "I think that's a grammatical error-"

(Feathertail's head appears next to Dovepaw's)

Feathertail: "Hey, Doveypawey! Like, whatever. Like, awesomeness. Like, let's paint each other's nails! Like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like!

Dovepaw: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

~Fin~