The Reversed Warrior Code/XV

Clan War Two

Remember Cloudtail?

Yea, I remember him. The dude who ran away but then ran back cause of kittypet problems?

Yea that one.

He should've stayed where he was, a kittypet.

Why?

Why not? He did so in Rising Storm, correct?

I think.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHY THE BOOK ENDED WHERE IT ENDED?????????

Why.

BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T WANT TO SHOW YOU THE TRUTH.

WHAT

THE TRUTH IS...

FORESTPELT RAINED METEORS!!!

Uh, no. Basically THE FOUR CLANS DECLARED WAR ON EACH OTHER!!! IT WAS CLAN WAR 2!!!!!

What's Clan War One, then?

IT DOESN'T EXIST!!!

Oh.

ANYWAY THE CLANS DECLARED WAR ON EACH OTHER

Why

BECAUSE TOO MANY CATS WERE BECOMING KITTYPETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was just Cloudtail.

Cloudtail = too many, correct?? Anyway, right before A Dangerous Path started, they REVERSED RULE NUMBER 15!!!

AHHHHHHHHH

I know, right? They did so because then the cats wouldn't be angered when someone became a kittypet and then battles WOULDN'T START!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bye?