Milky Ways

Firestar gently put every single cat in the world inside the big dipper, the big dipper poured them into the milky way, they turned into chocolate and I ate them. Firestar was lonely so he ate the solar system and made an alternate universe "awesome land" and reincarnated every cat then splashed magical milky way juice on them and they turned into SNICKERS! Firestar was mad because he wanted Hershey's and milky way so he burned them then reincarnated the cats and forced them to drink the magical juice with tad bit of Hershey's and they turned into Mr good bars so he was mad and reincarnated them and after so much failure all of the cats were milky ways but firestar wanted snickers again... The end?