I Kissed A She-Cat

(Important: Read Secret and Secret II first!) Pretty self-explanitory. Told from Goldenbird's POV. Crack, one-shot, femslash. TansyleafxGoldenbirdxTigerheart love triangle if you squint. Rated just to be safe. --Sparrowsong 18:06, October 30, 2009 (UTC)

Chapter One
(A/N: Katy Perry owns I Kissed A Girl, Erin Hunter owns Tigerheart, and I own Secret, Tansyleaf, and Goldenbird! And yes, I know cats don't really kiss, but for the sake of the story just pretend they do.)

This was never the way I planned

Not my intention

I got so brave, herbs in paw

Lost my discretion

It's not what I'm used to

Just wanna try you on

I'm curious for you

Caught my attention

I kissed a she-cat, I liked it

The taste of her yummy fresh-kill

I kissed a she-cat just to try it

I hope Tigerheart don't mind it

It felt so wrong

It felt so right

Don't mean I'm in love tonight

I kissed a she-cat and I liked it

I liked it

No, I don't even like Tansyleaf as more than a friend

It doesn't matter

You're my experimental game

Just cat nature

It's not what

Good she-cats do

Not how they should behave

My head gets so confused

Hard to obey

I kissed a she-cat, I liked it

The taste of her yummy fresh-kill

I kissed a she-cat just to try it

I hope Tigerheart don't mind it

It felt so wrong

It felt so right

Don't mean I'm in love tonight

I kissed a she-cat and I liked it

I liked it

Us she-cats we are so magical

Soft fur, red lips, so kissable

Hard to resist, so touchable

Too good to deny it

Ain't no big deal, it's innocent

I kissed a she-cat, I liked it

The taste of her yummy fresh-kill

I kissed a she-cat just to try it

I hope Tigerheart don't mind it

It felt so wrong

It felt so right

Don't mean I'm in love tonight

I kissed a she-cat and I liked it

I liked it

The End