User blog:SmudgyHollz/Sign Spotting

This is hilarious! My Dad got the best ever book for Christmas. Its about signs. Stupid signs. My favourite is... I don't know! I do like the one in China that says; Do not wash hair or clothes in toilet. Yeah, because you know us tourists, always washing ourselves in the toilet!

Another good one was the sign saying Do not enter when the door is red. But the sign was hanging on a door that was painted red. What, are we supposed to wait until it turns green? Another door related one was this sign hanging on a door, reading This is NOT a door. Um, yes it is!

There was this one that said Head-smashed-in Buffalo jump which I have no idea what means. What's a head-smashed-in buffalo jump? And a brilliant one was a sign saying Hell with a little arrow pointing to the left. It was standing outside a church!

Here are some more;

PLEASE DO NOT ABSCOND THE SALOON WITH OUR GLASSES OTHERWISE WE WILL BE FORCED TO SEVER YOU LIKE DOMESTIC ANIMALS AND DANGLE YOUR TRAILS FROM THE VEGETATION OR DINGOES TO DEVOUR - Okay...

DO NOT SIT ON THE CHOIR - Why would we want to sit on the choir?

WARNING; THIS VEHICLE MAY TURN LEFT - There was a picture of a bicycle on this one!

NO GRINDING OR JUMPING - And why not?

MACHINE IS WORKING - This was on a vending machine...

NO ADULTS ALLOWED UNLESS ACCOMPANIED BY CHILDREN - I thought it was the other way round!

CAUTION; BEWARE OF STOLEN PURSE - It may be lurking nearby...

DRUNK FOOD - Oh. I'll steer clear of that section then!

DANGER OF DEATH - Thanks for telling us!

LOVE ME, THEN DO NOT TERRIFY ME - This is bizarre...

TRESPASSERS WILL BE EATEN - I'm certainly not going to trespass there!

KEEP THE NOISE LEVEL DOWN OR COUCH WILL BE REMOVED! - They mean business...

NO CLIMBING OR PICKING ON TREES - One question; how do you bully a tree?

These are all ''real signs! Brilliant huh? Have you seen any like these on your travels?