User blog comment:Zaffie/This Is Another Serious One: Help Raise Awareness/@comment-1703139-20120205164527/@comment-1839575-20120206033122

Those virtual cookies really help, Arts. *noms on cookies* And IKR? I'm just too awesome to be sick! I'll have serious words with the universe about this. I've found that threatening it with disaster to great to be specified tends to do the trick. For example, if it is raining and hailing all day at home, I say "Universe, this rain and hail better be finished up by the time I walk home, OR ELSE." Then, conviniently enough, the rain and hail will stop for a ten minute break, and start again once I get in the front door! I suppose I could always threaten the universe with watermelons.... but they're all reserved for you MWA HA HA HA *pelts Arti with watermelons*