Bluestar's TRUE Death

Bluestar's TRUE Death

by hfehfjshf

for a foxpelt/cocostep contest

A Dangerous Path - Chapter 27
Fireheart: ERMAGERD TIGGY YOU SCAREDS MEH!

Tigerstar: Shut up.

Firefart: No.

Bluestar: I HATE STARCLAN *in the background*

Tigerstar: Sooo..

Firefart: *punches Tigerstar in the belly* NGAHH

Tigerstar: Nuuu!! Say hello to StarClan! *bites Fireheart's ear*

Fireheart: Please, evil maniacs first. *tries to punch Tigerstar, but Tigerstar flies into a tree*

Tigerstar: tremble before larry.

Fireheart: Wha..?

Pack leader/Larry: PACK! PACK! KILL! KILL! ohlookabutterfly

Fireheart: TIGGY I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!

Tigerstar: We were never friends, I was only using you to get Spottedleaf! Clawface is a butt!

Fireheart: For once I agree with you.

Larry: Hem hem. I thought you were preparing to die.

Fireheart: Oh yeah. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Ow! That was a canine tooth!

Larry: I am a canine.

Fireheart: StarClan! AHHHHH IT'S LIKE A ROLLERCOASTER!!

Tigerstar: *nomming popcorn in the background*

Larry: *picks Fireheart up in his mouth and shakes him*

Fireheart: OHHHHH DEAR, HELLO SPOTTEDLEAF! HELP ME, MY LOVE WHO I AM TOO YOUNG TO LOVE!!

Clan: This is the end of us.

Fireheart: THIS IS THE END OF OUR CLAN! That plan was terrible.

Larry: Keep screaming, Tyler likes it.

Tyler/dog: It's my ringtone.

Fireheart: Oh okay. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Was that good?

Larry: Certainly. Now imma eat you. *puts Fireheart on a plate*

Bluestar: &#@$ STARCLAN! YOWL! YOWL! *rams like a goat into Larry*

Larry: Argh you stupid cats!

Scourge: Hey Tigerstar can I join you to watch and eat popcorn?

Tigerstar: Get your own bag.

Scourge: I kill you in the next book.

Tigerstar: get away from me you murderer.

Scourge: Redtail.

Redtail: *comes down from StarClan and slaps Tigerstar before going back up*

Fireheart: Bluestar! My savior!

Larry: AGH! *stumbles almost into the gorge* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *falls in but lassos Bluestar in aswell*

Bluestar: I hate dogs- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Dogs: *charge over the edge, thinking they can fly* AHHHHHHHH

Fireheart: STOP THAT SCREAMING! Wait, Bluestar you're alive?

Bluestar: Shut up and rescue me so I can die. ARGH THIS ISN'T WATER, IT'S RED!

Clan: *gasp*

Firestar: BLOOD!?!

Bluestar: No, cherry coke.

Firestar: YEY! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWLLLLLLLLLL!!!! *leaps into the cherry coke river*

Firestar: IMMA DIEEE!! *attempts to swim* The foam! It's too foamy!! *breaks surface and gasps*

Bluestar: Firefart, hear me tell you this.

Firefart: What is it, oh brave and glorious leader?

Bluestar: *leans in super close to Firefart's ear* There will be a spoof, a spoof like no other. A true spoof like no other. A spoof where-

Firefart: Just get to the stupid point.

Bluestar: A spoof where you will be destroyed. It's called *whispers name closely to Fireheart*

Fireheart: Impossible.

Bluestar: Exactly. *gurgles*

Fireheart: *grabs her, sips some cola*

Bluestar: Get off me you StarClan lover!

Dog: *punches Firestar*

Fireheart: OH IT IS ON- it died.

Bluestar: *sinking faster*

Fireheart: A BANK!

Monopoly man: needs a board game.

Fireheart: Shut up.

Mistyfoot and Stonefur: To the river bank! *flap them all to river bank*

Bluestar: hi i'm dying

Tigerstar and Graystripe: *charging to Fireheart*

Graystripe: *leaps infront of Firestar* STAY BACK! YOU NO TOUCH HIM FOR SOME REASON!

Mistyfoot: Bluecar is alive or something

Bluestar: I REGRET MY LIFE CHOICES!

MF and SF: forgiveness

Bluestar: I die now.

Bluestar: *dies*

Everybody in the whole wide world but SC and BC: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *darth vader style*

Tigerstar: uhhhh *runs away*

Graystripe: *shoots some lasers at Tigerstar* YEAH YOU RUN, YOU MEANIE BEANIE!!

Fireheart: imma leader *bam*

Firestar: They be waiting.

Graystripe: Les go home and prepare to MURDER Tigerstar.

Firestar: Okie.

GS and FS: *walk into the sunset*

Meanwhile in the Sky
Mapleshade: Wait for it.. Wait for it..

Tigerstar from far below: *arrives in camp, announcing the time being 11:11*

Mapleshade: It's happening. The Crystal Border shattered. The Battle of Spoof has begun. *rides off on a black unicorn*

Down Below again.
Graystripe: Hey, Firestar, what was that? *pointing at Mapleshade's unicorn*

Firestar: A dark spirit of the Dark Forest.

Graystripe: I thought it was the spirit of coke.

Firestar: Nah, it's black and the spirit of coke is dark brown.

Graystripe: Oh. Okay.

Sandstorm: FIREBAEEEEEEEEE

FS and GS: RUN AWAY!! *running through a field with Sandstorm chasing them while she screams "FIRESTAR I LOVE YOU!"*

* screen goes black*

Scourge: ROLLS THE CREDITS!

me.

Scourge: Leh end. DARKSTRIPE NEXT TIME YOU NEED TO DO MORE CREDITS I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, HOW MANY TIMES HAS I TOLD YOU-

le end *bow*