Warrior Newz Episode Two

This Spoof is rated Safe Warrior Newz Episode One

Firestar: Welcome to WarriorzNews!

Ivypaw: Welcome to WarriorzNews!!

Firestar: Er...

Ivypaw: Welcome to WarriorzNews!!

Firestar: Stop it!

Ivypaw: No

Firestar: Yes

Ivypaw: No

Firestar: Yes

Ivypaw: No

Firestar: Yes

Ivypaw: No

Firestar: Yes

Ivypaw: No

Firestar: Yes

Ivypaw: No

Firestar: Yes

Ivypaw: No

Firestar: Yes

Cloudtail: Er.. We'll be back after this commercial break

.*** Whitestorm: Do you have a hankering for something that's so cold it's hot?

All Cats: Yes!

Whitestorm: Do you want to be in a Ninja??!!

All Cats: *Cricket sounds*

Whitestorm: That's great! Because I am one! Come to the Moonpool to get lessons! .***

Ivypaw: No

Firestar: Yes

Ivypaw: No

Firestar: Yes

Ivypaw: No

Firestar: Yes

Ivypaw: No

Firestar: Yes

Cloudtail: Er.. Im Cloudtail

Jayfeather: *Pops out of Nowhere* And I'm oof- *Attacked by crazy fan girls*

Fan girls: JAY-JAY!

Jayfeather: I'm- AHH, GET OFF- Jay- NOOO- feather

Cloudtail: I'm Cloudtail and he's Jay-no-feather, and this is warriors Newz.