User blog comment:Wetstream/Freaking OUT/@comment-1597182-20110309030008/@comment-1839575-20110309073847

I have a fake, spam account so I can stalk people. I can't remember what I called myself though, but I went for Banana as a first name, and it wouldn't let me. So I feel sorry for the kids of celebrities who have names like Apple. ;-) Surely it's descrimination saying what is and isn't allowed to be a name?

Anyway, to get back to the point, I have a fake, spam account so I can stalk people, and they haven't deleted it yet. Then again, I never log in because no one I want to stalk is on FB, although they're all on Twitter, which just proves FB sucks.