Dare Questions

Firestorm: Heeeyyyy, audience! It is time for, THE DARE QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tigerstar(Tigerheart): What in the world.

Firestorm: What? Is there problem, Brokenheart?

Sandstorm: He is Tigerstar.

Firestorm: WHATEVERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! Now, today's question is... It was Juniperclaw's idea, HOW DID CATS MADE TOILETS!!!!!!!!!

Audience: What in the world--

Webfoot: Ok, Firey, May I start the story?

Firestorm: Sure...?

Webfoot: Ok, when I was a kit, Tallstar decided to make a toilet. When cats had no toilets, they pooped on nests, dens, medicine cat's herbs, ponds, even on cats!

Audience burst into laughter.

Webfoot: (laughes) Tallstar dug holes, and pooped in it, and covered the hole with moss and dirt.

Audience burst into laughter again.

Webfoot: Okay, So one day, super duper idiot kit named Brownkit wandered out of nursery, and sunk in one of the 'toilets'!

Audience dies of laughter.

Webfoot: Unfortunately, it was Brownkit's apprentice ceremony, and Brownkit jumped into the dirty pond with poops in it!

Audience rolls because of laughter.

Webfoot: So this idiot came out of pond and washed himself in the river, but he was soooooo wet!

Firestorm(Firey): And thennnnnnnnn?

Webfoot: And Brownkit's mentor became Tallstar himself, And Brownkit's apprentice name is- is- Wetpaw.

Audience dies of laughter again.

Firey: Ok... We wanna continue

Webfoot: I didn't said that.

Firey: Whatever. Our audience cannot handle more laughter. Bye for now!