When Fangirls Go To StarClan...

This story was born from le Flameheart and le Gigglepaw while derping on chat.Enjooooy.

I hope.

The Waffle Escapade
Le Gigglesplash sat in de StarClan with le Flameheart.

Gigglesplash: I have received....eh,a 'warning'.Let us tell Firestar.

Flameheart nods in agreement.

Flameheart and Gigglesplash go to Firestar in dreams.

Gigglesplash: Eat the waffles,Firestar.

Flameheart: The waffles lead the way to victory or destruction.

Crazy fangirls leave.

Firestar: NOOOOOO!

Sandstorm: What's wrong?

Firestar: STARCLAN IS FILLED WITH TWOLEGS WHO COMMANDED ME TO EAT WAFFLES!

Brambleclaw: Firestar,your waffles are ready!

Firestar: How did you know about that?

Brambleclaw: Leafpool told me.

Leafpool: What?It was on StarClan News Channel this morning.

Firestar does le derpy facepalm.