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Gain of a poem to this wiki, written by, I, myself, and...me, who is too embarrassed by this lame sonnet to post it on a legit page.

So. Let us begin.

Friends, ShadowClannians, Toms,

My poem. Sonnet III, or, Ode to He Who Mews. Enjoy

The frightened thing that jumps at every noise,

With eyes the color of the pristine sea,

Who plays intelligently with his toys,

This furry thing does mean so much to me!

My love, the furry beast always denies,

He always leaves me scratching at the door,

He is too busy ruling all the skies,

Or scratching at the carpet on the floor.

His hair is the color of chocolate,

The feet on which he glides are pale as snow,

Of all of them, he is my favorite,

Without him I would be stuck in limbo.

The abscence of his voice makes my head throb,

Oh, how I love my pretty kitty, Bob!

Thank you, thank you, for lending your ears to the failure. I hope it didn't hurt you too badly. xD Yes, I made it seem, at first, like it wasn't to a cat, that's 'cause I don't want my classmates to think it's to a cat until the very end. Ta da.

I changed my signature for a bit, so it's normal-same-weird.

RedPandaPotter 22:53, April 26, 2012 (UTC)