Here with Miss Li

Story
Cloudtail: Hello, everybody! Welcome to The Atton Rand and Cloudtail Show!

Atton: In our last episode, you saw a bunch of ShadowClan cats attack us.

Cloudtail: But we managed to drive them off using a baseball and a really old chicken leg.

Atton: But let's stop worrying about that and get to the show.

The audience cheers

Cloudtail: Today, we're bringing you a performance from Miss Li!

Atton: And now, here's Miss Li singing Bourgeois Shangri-La!

Miss Li: Vacation and barbecueSmart talking and nothing to doKeep you locked in a shopping cartA Bourgeois Shangri-La

Got a feeling that I don’t belongGot a feeling that I shouldn’t be hereCan’t stand another single dayI gotta get away Ohhh….

Talking s—

Atton: —stuff!—

Miss Li: —about the neighbor wifeBut when she comes you put on a big smileLike a throw up in a Gucci BagShe’s coming in to brag

Got a feeling that I don’t belongGot a feeling that I shouldn’t be hereCan’t stand another single dayGotta get awayOhhh….

Director: Cut!

Atton: But we're live!

Director: I don't care! I HATE singing! Let's all just sit here and lick each other's toes!

Atton and Cloudtail look at each other

Cloudtail: Well...see you next time, I guess.

Atton: Yeah...bye.