Shadow Warrior/Spoof

Tall Shadow: AHHHHHH ITS A RANDOM CAT!!!

Raven Pelt: It`s me

Tall Shadow: BUT WHO IS ME!?!?

Raven Pelt: DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING!?!?

Tall Shadow: No.

At The Gathering:
Tall Shadow: Well, we were walking in the woods and there was a random cat who called himself me and I ran away. When I got back to camp a cat farted and me was there too. So I ran to my den and went to sleep. When I woke up the next morning, me was still there. So I sent out a hunting patrol and me led it. Then, I went to this Gathering!

Wind Runner: Wow....

Tall Shadow: IKR!

Thunder: We have been stealing WindClan and ShadowClan prey because we hate them!

Tall and Wind: HEY!

Gray Wing: *randomly farts*

AKWARD SILENCE!!

The Next Random Chapter:
Tall Shadow: LA LA LA LA

Sun: *peeks through fog*

Tall Shadow: GRAY WING!!!!

Gray Wing: *stares at the sun*

Tall Shadow: OH NO HES DEAD!!!

Pebble Heart: *randomly teleports and starts staring at sun*

Tall Shadow: MOTH FLIGHT!! MOTH FLIGHT!!!

Moth Flight: GO TO CAMP!!!

MORE COMING SOON...