Warriors Crazy Cat Show

' Cast List '

 ‘Leader’ ~In random episodes

Hailstar: ''Shimmering white she-cat with pure blue eyes and light silver streaks along her spine and flank. Responsible, smart, and sensible. ''

 ‘Hosts’ ~In every episode

Silversmoke: ''Jet black she-cat with bright green eyes and a white tail. Violent, crazy, and maniacal.''

Emberash: ''Dark ginger she-cat with golden eyes. Wild, fun-loving, and relatively stupid. ''

Jayeye: ''Brown tabby tom with sizzling green eyes. Dull, simple, and boring.''

Eaglefoot: ''Orange tabby tom with gray eyes. Annoyingly smart, nerdy, and British. =D ''

 ‘Co-Hosts’ ~In practically every episode

Falconpaw: ''Chocolate brown she-cat with amber eyes. Stupid, not easy to understand, and obsessive over looks. ''

Spicepaw: ''Russet red she-cat with pale green eyes. Relatively smart, lively, and caring. ''

Boulderpaw: ''Stone gray tom with one sky blue eye and one grassy green eye. Party-like, hyper, and nutty.''

 ‘Camera Cats’ ~Seen for a short period in pretty much every episode

Cinnamonwhisker: ''Light ginger-and-tortoiseshell she-cat with green-gold eyes. Loving, affectionate, and flirty.''

Parsleymist: ''Black and white patched tom with slivery eyes. Annoying, pesky, and indecisive. ''

 ‘Security Cats’ ~Seen randomly around the show

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Petalpelt: ''Pinkish-gray she-cat with foggy blue eyes. Scary, stalker-ish, and creepy.''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Jackalfur: ''Golden dappled tom with amber eyes. Brave, strong, and obnoxious.''

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<p style="text-align: center; margin: 0in 0in 10pt">' Season One: Episode One: Bump….bump….bump…. '

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">*Camera turns on and all you see is a giant cat eye*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Parsleymist: Cinnamonwhisker, is this recording?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">*A light ginger-and-tortoiseshell she-cat turns from the broken camera she is fixing and looks over at the black and white cat*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Cinnamonwhisker: Yeah, I think so. The red light’s on.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Parsleymist: Fox Dung! How long has it been recording?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Cinnamonwhisker: About a minute. *talking to herself* I should really get that beepy thing that bleeps out the bad words fixed…..

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Parsleymist: Oops…..*flips camera to an area of the room where four cats are sitting. One cat, a dark ginger she-cat, is drinking a mocha latte’ and has whipped cream all over her nose. Another cat, a jet black she-cat, is holding a rifle without any ammo in it and constantly whacking an orange tabby tom with it. He is batting her away with sheathed claws. Another cat, a brown tabby tom, is just sitting there with a dull look in his eyes. Three other, smaller cats, are walking around in the back of the room. The gray tom and russet she-cat are practicing their lines quietly to themselves, and a chocolate brown she-cat is humming a stupid song while she bangs into a wall. Two other cats are sitting near the left side of the room, barely in view of the camera. A pinkish-gray she-cat is bothering the other cat, a golden dappled tom, by asking him where he lives. He keeps talking about how great he is, trying to talk over her. Lastly, a white she-cat is sitting way in the back of the room, watching it all. She is barely visible.*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Cinnamonwhisker: Hey! Yoohoo! Hello? We’ve been rolling for two minutes! Let’s get this going!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">*Everyone freezes, and they all leave except for the four cats in the center*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Cinnamonwhisker: *obviously annoyed* SPEAK ALREADY!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">*The four cats sitting in the center of the room look up, surprised looks in their eyes*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Silversmoke: *pushing the rifle behind her* Hi, I’m Silversmoke!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Eaglefoot: *rubbing head in pain* My name is Eaglefoot!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Emberash: *batting latte away and licking the whipped cream off her nose* I’m Emberash!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Jayeye: *looking bored* I’m Jayeye.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Silversmoke: You’re watching the Warriors Crazy Cat Show! It’s very similar to Dare shows, but…..

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Emberash: *cutting her off* You’ll soon see why we call it the Crazy Cat show.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Silversmoke: Anyways, we’re proud to present the co-hosts, Spicepaw, Boulderpaw, and, erm, *voice gets a little less enthusiastic* Falconpaw!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">*The three smaller cats enter*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Spicepaw: Hello! I’m Spicepaw! For today’s show, the hosts have asked us to read some of the dares to practice and become better at doing so!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Boulderpaw: We are co-hosts, being trained to become hosts on the show. We can’t wait until the day when we become hosts!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Falconpaw: *bumps head on ground in a steady rhythm, singing along with it* bump…bump…..bump….

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Boulderpaw: Falconpaw, you’re supposed to say your line now!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Falconpaw: bump………bump……….bump…….bump………

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Boulderpaw: Okay……

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Spicepaw: *shoves a sloppily hand-written copy of the script in front of Falconpaw’s face* Now read!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Falconpaw: *bumps head on script* bump….bump…bump….

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Spicepaw: Um….well…she’s supposed to say that we will be helping around on the show and when we become hosts we will start to take over the show.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Falconpaw: bump…..bump….bump…..

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Boulderpaw: *exploding with obvious rage* WOULD YOU STOP?!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Falconpaw: *shrinks back…voice fades* bump?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Boulderpaw: Spicepaw, keep reading. *pushes Falconpaw behind the curtain. Yelling is heard, and Boulderpaw storms back on, followed by Falconpaw, who is still bumping her head on the ground*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Spicepaw: Okay, now, here we go with the first dare. It is for Tigerstar. Tigerstar? TIGERSTAR?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Eaglefoot: I believe you must use your teleportaiton powers by the slight wave of your posterior end in order to make the cat by the name of Tigerstar appear.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Spicepaw: Erm……

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Falconpaw: bump….bump….bump….

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Jayeye: Wave your tail.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Spicepaw: *waves tail slightly* Okay, now where……

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">*Tigerstar poofs onstage randomly, oblivious to the fact that he is there until he sees Falconpaw bumping her head*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Tigerstar: Where in the world am I?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Spicepaw: You’re on the Warrior’s Crazy Cat Show!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Tigerstar: Well why do you need me?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Spicepaw: We’re going to dare you!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Tigerstar: Dare me? To do what?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Spicepaw: *takes out an envelope and opens it* You have to mimick everything Falconpaw does for one minute.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Tigerstar: *glances at Falconpaw bumping her head* Easy!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Spicepaw: Wait just a minute! Watch this. *Feeds Falconpaw a cup of sugar. She immediately runs everywhere, crashing into walls and bashing her face on every hard surface in sight*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Tigerstar: What if I say no?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Spicepaw: *flicks her ear to the left* That happens.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">*Silversmoke is holding a bazooka, fully loaded, with an aim set on Tigerstar. Her paw is on the trigger*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Tigerstar: GAH! Fine! I’ll mimick the little idiot!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">*Falconpaw smashes against wall after wall, trips all over herself, and, after about 45 seconds, she calms down and resumes her head bumping. Tigerstar has done exactly this.*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Falconpaw: bump….bump….bump….

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Tigerstar: bump….bump….bump….

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Spicepaw: *presses a button on a stopwatch* Okay, you’re done.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">*An exhaused Tigerstar flops down on the ground and starts panting. His face is bleeding in two different places, his nose is dislocated and he has broken a paw.*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Spicepaw: Hold on a second….*she pulls out a book and reads quietly to herself, so low you can’t understand her* Okay, um….let’s see…..*she puts the book down and pads over to Tigerstar. She rolls him across the floor and through a small hole near the right back corner of the room. She pushes a tile back over the hole. Two seconds later, Tigerstar poofs up in front of them, as healthy as he was before the dare*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Tigerstar: Great StarClan, I’ll never understand this show. *pads offstage*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Spicepaw: Now it’s Boulderpaw’s turn to read a dare!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Silversmoke: *cutting in* Wait a second!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Spicepaw: What?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Silversmoke: Emberash needs to say something!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Emberash: Uh, thanks, Silversmoke. Listen, we want to make one thing clear to our viewers. Nobody will remain hurt on this show, or die either.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Silversmoke: Awww……

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">*Everyone gives Silversmoke an odd look and she clamps her paws over her mouth*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Silversmoke: Did I just say that out loud?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Emberash: Yeah, you did.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Spicepaw: Can Boulderpaw read his dare off now?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Emberash: Sure.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">*Boulderpaw takes Spicepaw’s place, obviously excited, but before he can say anything, Petalpelt and Jackalfur run in front of him*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Petalpelt: Oooh….we’re rolling….*stares into camera demonically*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Jackalfur: There has been a disturbance! Everyone must evacuate to the area behind the curtains!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">*Everyone panics and runs backstage. Parsleymist brings the camera back with him, followed by Petalpelt, who is now laughing creepily and asking if the viewers could please send her their addresses. Parsleymist pushes her away and gives her a camera they aren’t filming with, so she can stay occupied. It is dark backstage, and everyone is silent until the lights come on.*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Eaglefoot: What are we doing back here?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">*More cats begin to yell the same thing until the room is abuzz with noise*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Hailstar: QUIET!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">*Everyone gasps and stops talking*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Hailstar: I believe we would all like to know one thing, Jackalfur. *she picks her way among the cats, walking towards Jackalfur with a serious look in her eyes* Why did you drag us back here?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Jackalfur: Hailstar! Well, you see, uh

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Hailstar: Spit it out, Jackalfur!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Jackalfur: There’s a suspicious cat outside the studio.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Hailstar: What did he do that made you suspicious?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Jackalfur: He said I wasn’t the most handsome cat ever!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Hailstar: Is that all?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Jackalfur: Yes.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Hailstar: You stopped the show for this?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Jackalfur: Well, Parsleymist is filming us back here, so the show isn’t technically stopped….but yes, I brought you back here because of that.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">*Hailstar looks as if she’s about to explode. Instead, she turns to Silversmoke and nods at her. Everyone steps out of her way, leaving a clear area inbetween her and Jackalfur. Silversmoke pulls out a spiked club and chases Jackalfur with it*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Hailstar: Unfortunately, that’s all we have time for today. The co-hosts will resume reading their dares next episode. Goodbye!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">'''

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<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">'''Sorry, as of now you cannot submit staff. You may submit dares, but remember that no cat will stay dead or injured. I also will not accept any graphic dares or dares about “so and so having kits with so and so” or anything of the sort. If you so submit one of those dares, I will report you. I want to keep this rated T, for mild violence people, not M! '''

<p style="text-align: center; margin: 0in 0in 10pt">' Season One, Episode Two: Caroling in July? '

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">*Camera turns on and pans to a small stage where one cat is standing in a Santa hat*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Silversmoke: One cat. One hat. One dream. One boring day. One boring day with a cat wearing a hat having a dream in July. That cat is me, Silversmoke. You see, I may be demonic during most times of the day, but I still love Christmas carols. And around this time every year, I get sad. Sad that it’s July, and there are no more carols to be sung. So today, Hailstar decided…..

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Emberash: *from offstage* Against her better judgment!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Silversmoke: *ignoring Emberash* to let me do a caroling show for you today. *Throws confetti*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">*Emberash, Jayeye, Eaglefoot, Falconpaw, Boulderpaw and Spicepaw enter wearing Santa hats. The girls are wearing glasses and dresses, and the guys are wearing bears and boots.*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Eaglefoot: We will be having a popular Warriors cat come in to sing carols to us later, but for now, we are going to sing for you!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">*Audience cries out in sadness*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Eaglefoot: It is truly better than you think.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Jayeye: Our first stupid Christmas carol is our stupid version of Rudolph the stupid Red-nosed Reindeer, and we have been stupid and stupidly named it Jay-jay the blind medicine cat.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Jayfeather: *from nowhere in particular* What?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">*Cat’s begin singing*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''You know Leafpool, and Cinderpelt, and Yellowfang, and Spottedleaf! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Littlecloud and Runningnose and Mothwing and Goosefeather! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''But do you recall, the blindest medicine cat of all? ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Jay-jay the blind medicine cat, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Had very, very hazy blue eyes! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''(Like blue clouds!) ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''And if you ever saw him, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''He wouldn’t be able to see you ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''(No, he wouldn’t!) ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''All of the newest warriors ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Used to laugh and call him names! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''(Like blindy!) ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''They never let poor Jay-jay ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Join in any big battles! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''(Like with ShadowClan!) ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Then one rainy new-leaf day, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Firestar came to say ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''(I miss my twolegs!) ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''“Jay-jay with your healing herbs, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Won’t you come and battle tonight?” ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''(Yeah!) ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Then all the sticks, they loved him! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''(Loved him!) ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''And they shouted out with glee “Imma stick!” ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''(What?) ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Jay-jay the blind medicine cat, you’ll go down in history! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''(Like SkyClan!) ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Falconpaw: Falalalala, lalalala!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Spicepaw: For once, I agree with Falconpaw. Shall we sing Deck the Halls?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Boulderpaw: You mean Win Them All?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Spicepaw: Yeah!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">*All three co-hosts sing*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Win, them all those important battles! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Falalalala, lalalala! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''‘Tis the day we get more land! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Falalalala, lalalala! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Now they know not to come again! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Falala, lalala, la, la, la! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Tell the kits they cannot come! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Falalalala, lalalala! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Silversmoke: I like that one! Now here is Hailstar’s amazing solo, the 12 Days of Christmas.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">*Hailstar clears throat and sings in a pure voice*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''On the first day of Christmas, my mate he gave to me, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''A squirrel from the nearest oak tree! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''On the second day of Christmas, my mate he gave to me, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Two lovely rabbits, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''And a squirrel from the nearest oak tree! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''On the third day of Christmas, my mate he gave to me, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Three herb bundles, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Two lovely rabbits, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''And a squirrel from the nearest oak tree! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''On the fourth day of Christmas, my mate he gave to me, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Four little mice, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Three herb bundles, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Two lovely rabbits, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''And a squirrel from the nearest oak tree! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''On the fifth day of Christmas, my mate he gave to me, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Five new kits! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Four little mice, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Three herb bundles, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Two lovely rabbits, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''And a squirrel from the nearest oak tree! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''On the sixth day of Christmas, my mate he gave to me, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Six pretty flowers, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Five new kits! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Four little mice, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Three herb bundles, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Two lovely rabbits, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''And a squirrel from the nearest oak tree! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''On the seventh day of Christmas, my mate he gave to me, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Seven piles of bedding, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Six pretty flowers, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Five new kits! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Four little mice, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Three herb bundles, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Two lovely rabbits, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''And a squirrel from the nearest oak tree! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''On the eighth day of Christmas, my mate he gave to me, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Eight soft feathers, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Seven piles of bedding, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Six pretty flowers, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Five new kits! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Four little mice, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Three herb bundles, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Two lovely rabbits, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''And a squirrel from the nearest oak tree! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''On the ninth day of Christmas, my mate he gave to me, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Nine fresh sparrows, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Eight soft feathers, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Seven piles of bedding, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Six pretty flowers, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Five new kits! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Four little mice, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Three herb bundles, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Two lovely rabbits, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''And a squirrel from the nearest oak tree! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''On the tenth day of Christmas, my mate he gave to me, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Ten shiny stones, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Nine fresh sparrows, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Eight soft feathers, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Seven piles of bedding, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Six pretty flowers, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Five new kits! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Four little mice, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Three herb bundles, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Two lovely rabbits, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''And a squirrel from the nearest oak tree! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''On the eleventh day of Christmas, my mate he gave to me, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Eleven little twigs, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Ten shiny stones, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Nine fresh sparrows, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Eight soft feathers, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Seven piles of bedding, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Six pretty flowers, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Five new kits! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Four little mice, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Three herb bundles, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Two lovely rabbits, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''And a squirrel from the nearest oak tree! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''On the twelfth day of Christmas, my mate he gave to me, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Twelve StarClan prayers, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Eleven little twigs, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Ten shiny stones, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Nine fresh sparrows, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Eight soft feathers, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Seven piles of bedding, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Six pretty flowers, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Five new kits! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Four little mice, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Three herb bundles, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Two lovely rabbits, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">And a squirrel from the nearest oak tree!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Emberash: So, now you have twelve squirrels from the nearest oak tree, twenty-two lovely rabbits, thirty herb bundles, thirty-six little mice, forty new kits, ooh wait, that probably wasn’t fun, uh, forty-two pretty flowers, forty-two piles of bedding, forty soft feathers, thirty-six fresh sparrows, thirty shiny stones, twenty-two little twigs and twelve StarClan prayers. LUCKY!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Hailstar: Er, yeah...........

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Jayeye: Now welcome our stupid popular cat, the stupid singer of Ivypool. Also welcome her stupid sister, Dovewing.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"> *Ivypool and Dovewing run onstage, Dovewing is grinning like an idiot and Ivypool’s eyes are the size of the moon.*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Ivypool: Oh my gosh, I’m on TV!”

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Dovewing: Heehee

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Ivypool: Are you okay?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Dovewing: Yep.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Ivypool: Well, shall I begin singing something?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Dovewing: Sing Jingle Bells!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Ivypool: Ah, you mean Warriors! Alright!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">*Ivypool stands up tall and wraps a ribbon with bells on it around her tail as she begins to sing*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Dashing through the woods ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''On all of my four paws ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Over the pebbles I go 

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Mewing all the way! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''(Mew! Mew! Mew!) ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Autumn leaves crumple ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Making loud, loud sounds ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''What fun it is to mew and sing ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''A running song today! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">*Dovewing steps up and joins Ivypool in singing*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Oh! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Warriors, warriors, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''How we love to run! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Oh, what fun it is to run ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''On all of my four paws! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Warriors, warriors, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''How we love to run! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Oh, what fun it is to run on all of my four paws! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">*Ivypool steps back, giving Dovewing a solo*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Dovewing: Solo!? What!!?!??!?!?!??!? NO! Bring the Dark Forest in for their song.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Silversmoke: Hey! You don’t have a say in what we do on this show! Get away! GO! NOW!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">*Dovewing and Ivypool scamper offstage*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Silversmoke: Well, she was right. Yo, Tigerstar! Get your lousy choir out here!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">*Tigerstar leads Darkstripe, Brokenstar, Mapleshade, Thistleclaw, Hawkfrost, Antpelt, and Clawface onstage. They are all grumbling, but Tigerstar has his pudding face on.*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Silversmoke: Uh, Tigerstar?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Tigerstar: *Happily* Yes?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Silversmoke: Are you……..mentally……stable right now?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Tigerstar: *Suddenly gets angry* WHY THE DARK FOREST WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Silversmoke: *Ignoring the anger* That, Tigerkitty, was a girly outburst.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Tigerstar: *Enraged* WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!??! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Silversmoke: *Calmly pulls out a bazooka the size of Fourtrees* Say again?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Tigerstar: *Squeals like a little girly kit* Okay…hehe…anyway, the Dark Choir and I are going to sing our version of Jingle Bell Rock, called “Kill A Cat Rock”

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">*Tigerstar begins singing and conducting the choir, who sings with ragged, disgusting voices, all besides Hawkfrost, who is singing angelically*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Kill a cat, kill a cat, kill a cat rock! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Kill a cat soon and kill a cat now! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Scratching, and biting up gallons of blood! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Now the deadly hop has begun! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Kill a cat, kill a cat, kill a cat rock! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Kill a cat time and kill a cat grime! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Writhing and thrashing under our grasp! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''On the bloody grass! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''What a dark night, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''With no light, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''We can kill a cat tonight! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Kill a cat time is a swell time ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''To go running in the blood-stained grass. ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Hurry up, murder cat, unsheathe your claws. ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Kill that cat, don’t be late! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''Scratch and thrash in the bloody grass, ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''That’s the kill a cat! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''That’s the kill a cat! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">''That’s the kill a cat rock! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Hawkfrost: Yeah! Let’s go get Firestar!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">*Every cat in the choir cheers and runs away*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Emberash: Not our problem.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Eaglefoot: Let’s introduce our Camera Cats and Security Cats for a Christmas-In-July Message!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">*Parsleymist, Cinnamonwhisker, Petalpelt and Jackalfur come onstage*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Parsleymist: SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Cinnamonwhisker: Christmas in July has ENDED! YES!! WHOOHOO! YAY! YEAH!! YIPPEE! HAHA!!!! WHOO! WOW!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Silversmoke: What!? Noooooooooo! *Starts sobbing spastically*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Petalpelt: You see, it’s almost midnight by now, and I need to go stalk another cat now, so we ended it.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Jackalfur: Me and my beauty are going caroling…..in December. Goodbye!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">*Everybody besides Spicepaw and Hailstar leaves, throwing their hats on the ground, Silversmoke rolls in them and cries as she is dragged offstage*

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Spicepaw: Well, I guess I’m concluding the show tonight.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Hailstar: *softly* Spicepaw, why don’t you go. *Herds her along* Bye!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">*Camera cuts out*