Power of Three Puppet Pals In: Lionblaze's Disease

Jayfeather: Hi! I'm Jayfeather! What a beautiful day at the ThunderClan camp of magical prophecies!

Lionblaze: Every day is beautiful with you here, Jayfeather! But-

Jayfeather: What, Jayfeather?! What could be wrong?!

Lionblaze: I've got a secret affliction, Jayfeather.

Jayfeather: Discusting Crow-food!

Lionblaze: You don't even know what it is, Jay. It's fleas.

Jayfeather: Get! Out!

Lionblaze: It's warrior fleas.

Squirrelflight: Did somebody say fleas?

Lionblaze: I said fleas. How did you know?

Squirrelflight: Jay, you've got to help your brother! Another infastation is not what the Clan needs!

Jayfeather: Okay, fine.

Squirrelflight: Now, since fleas are wild creatures, you need to travel to the forbidden cave to seek the help of Rock, the terrible half-Twoleg!

Lionblaze: Yay!!!!!!!!

Jayfeather: Don't do that. Let's go.

A FEW MINUTES LATER.................

Jayfeather: Ugh, I can't breathe!

Lionblaze: What is that? It's a giant furry Twoleg matress! Can I jump on it?

Jayfeather: Yes, you diseased tom. No, wait! It's moving!

(Rock gets up)

Lionblaze: Hello, Mr. Rock. I need- (Rock turns body, making Lionblaze soar.)

Rock: He-llo?

Jayfeather: We've come for your Twolegy advice, Rock!

Rock: What?

Lionblaze: I've got fleas, Rock.

Rock: We-ll, let ol' Rock take a littledoze.

Jayfeather: You just took a nap! Get up, you old peice of Fox-dung!

Rock: Okay, who-

Jayfeather: Here! Millions of little peices of mouse-dung have already spawned onto Lion's already filthy fur.

Rock: (Starts singing Flea song)

If you wanna take care of those Warrior fleas,

You gotta listen to Rock and figure out what it means,

Rub tree sap in you fur, just ignore the weirdness,

Let it dry for a moon,

and wet it in the river.

Then take some kittypet food and rub it in your bites,

and rub it all off on some turmites,

Spin in a circle and call out "Please!"

And now you've got rid of those...uh..fleas.