Randomest fanfic ever! (No actual cats from the book series or at least that I know of are used.)

Ok, so the main cats here are Whiplash, Velvetfur, and Leafpaw. This is really funny, I hope you'll think. Ok this is my first fanfic ever... here goes nothing!

THUNDERCLAN-AT THE KIT'S DEN

Velvetfur:Stormkit! Stop running around. No, no, don't do that... Hey, Spicekit! What are you drinking out of that cup?!

Spicekit:It's what twolegs call esspresso. I tried it and I've been awake for DAYS!!!! *Starts jumping up and down with wide eyes.*

Whiplash:Don't be a grumpy cat, Velvetfur, this stuff is AWESOME!!! It makes you feel so exited for no reason! *Does the same thing as Spicekit*

Leafpaw: *Walking in and freezing* WHY ARE WE SUROUNDED BY FREAKAZOIDS??!! Ohhh, esspresso! YAY!!! *drinks whole cup*

Velvetfur:*Takes a sip and spits out into Whiplash's face* BLLLLAAAAAAGRWARBLE!!!! You call this GREAT???!!! THIS TASTES LIKE STORMKIT'S FUR AFTER A DAY OF MOUSE BILE!!!

Whiplash:Awwww, come on, Velvetfur, don't be a big... fat stupidhead... ZZZZ...


 * All the cats fall asleep*

Velvetfur:Hmm... guess there is only one thing I gots to do. *Collapses with other cats.*

A FEW HOURS LATER....

Quailstar:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! Velvetfur.

Velvetpaw:IIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM UUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP Quailstar. What do you want?

Quailstar:I have a new law that all cats must dance the Litterbox and the Buttscoot in the middle of camp on the weekends at dawn. Oh! and also you have to deposit eightyhundred tiny peices of fur to get in and out of a den.

Leafpaw: Seventy hundred 99, Eightyhundred! OK QUAILSTAR! I got my fur strands!

Quailpaw: Ok and Leafpaw I am now ranking you a warrior with the name of Leafheart

Leafheart: Thanks!

AT THE SILENT VIGIL SPOT

Quailstar:You shall sit a silent vigil all night with Darktail here. Good luck staying awake!

Leafheart: *Whispering* Hey. hey. Darktail. Darkytail!!! hey! darkatail!

Darktail: *Whispers feircely* WHAT?!

Leafheart: Hi.

Darktail: Hi... anyway so, shut up or we'll break the vigil.

Leafheart: I had esspresso a few hours ago!

Quailstar: HEY! shut up. Your gonna break the vigil and then your gonna break the clan and then... CHAIN REACTIONS LIKE DOMINOES!

Leafheart: Ok... *Quailstar leaves*

Leafheart: I'm gonna go collapse in the med den after this....

THE END!!!!!

Sorry if its so short... its my first one... so, hope you enjoyed it!