User blog:Leopardkit/Pet Peeves

I'm listing stuff that annoys me in fan fictions. Cliches. Tell me more in comments pleaseeee. I wanna see what you think, and if you have more ideas.

==Once upon a time, there was a beautiful She-kit named (*insert type of flower here*) who was orphaned after birth. She uses her extreme skill and talent to become clan leader, blahblahblah, and is perfectly beautiful and kind in everyway== .... are you still awake after that drab plot? That's like in SO many fanfctions. I'm not insulting you guys or anything, I DO NOT wanna fight, but it bores me. Spice it up, like
 * Ashes to Cinders- The cute kit Rose dies. Nice twist.
 * She's evil. MWAHAHA!
 * Don't name her Lily, Rose, Blossom! Not another attack of the Warm- *eaten alive by warm fuzzies*
 * Make her less than perfect- a disability, a weakness, bad skills...
 * But don't make her that weak, helpless, poor scrap that needs someone to protect her. Make her independent! Strong-willed!
 * We've all made this mistake in one way or another. Even Moi, in one of my earlier pathetic stories. Lilykit, the small, meek medicine cat...
 * Speaking of which, how about a male medicine cat for once? Not the pretty, kind she-cat? How about the handsome, gentle tom? Or even better, a medicince cat with some fiery spirt in them! We haven't had them in ages! Way to go, Erins!

A kittypet named Coolio went into the forest, joined NiceClan, renamed Superheart, saved the clan from certon death, became leader, always made the right choices....

 * dies of boredom*
 * Make him mean and evil. HAHA!
 * Don't make him leader or medicine cat! How about a normal guy?
 * Kill him off. DO IT! DO IT NOW! *hands author a chainsaw*
 * He's not cut out for Forest life. Goes back to eat kittypet slobber.
 * Arti's Kittypets series. Even when they become wild, the clan still is full of kittypet blood. Starting up a new clan, nice plot.

THIS WAS NOT MADE TO OFFEND ANYBODY if it dies, i'll take it down, no questions asked. i hate drama. *kills all TV shows*

Leopardkit SunClan Forever!