User:DogwoodFlowers

 WELCOME TO THE LAND OF DOGWOOD

 " ...Here you will find everything you need to know about milkshakes...

 --I mean, me. "

If we were meeting irl, I'd give you some ice cream, but...we aren't in real life. Still, I'm gonna be polite and give you some ice cream to enjoy as you check out my user page!

Fanfics
These Are My Best!

#1 Don't Climb High  - Aqua is a warrior for the Silvers, fighting their endless war against the Golds. But she forgets her mother's words to her- to never become a Silver- and climbs the ranks of SilverClan. Once she becomes a Silver herself, she discovers that the higher you climb, the faster and faster evil chases you- until you realize that you're headed right towards it.

#2 Shaded  - The Clans face a new- or renewed- threat by the name of Shade. As a descendant of an ancient cat named Birdclaw, Pecan finds that he and Ruincreek are Shade's main targets. He must quickly find out why Shade is after them and why she wants vengeance before the Clans are wiped out altogether.

#3 Ruined  - All her life, Ruinpaw has been discriminated the Clan's medicine cat, Leafpelt. He changed her name. He created a fake prophecy. He convinced Tunnelstar that she would bring WindClan to its downfall. He set a fire in an attempt to kill her. How long can she run from him before she becomes another dead cat whose blood is on his paws?

Ruined 

All her life, Ruinpaw has been discriminated the Clan's medicine cat, Leafpelt. He changed her name. He created a fake prophecy. He convinced Tunnelstar that she would bring WindClan to its downfall. He set a fire in an attempt to kill her. How long can she run from him before she becomes another dead cat whose blood is on his paws?

FINISHED :D

Shaded

SEQUEL TO RUINED

The Clans face a new- or renewed- threat by the name of Shade. For a reason he knows nothing about, Pecan finds that he and Ruincreek are Shade's main targets. He must quickly find out why Shade is after them and why she wants vengeance before the Clans are wiped out altogether.

Shaded Lies *PLANNED*

After a nasty blizzard, Applewing finds herself in StarClan. However, her son, Whiteshadow, is in the Dark Forest. Birdclaw explains that it could be because the orbs they use to review a cat's life have been stolen. With them returned, StarClan will once again be able to search a cat's life and deem them worthy of paradise or hell. Applewing is determined to prove that Whiteshadow should be in StarClan, even if it reveals dark parts of her past she hoped no one would uncover.

Don't Climb High

Aqua is a warrior for the Silvers, fighting their endless war against the Golds. But she forgets her mother's words to her- to never become a Silver- and climbs the ranks of SilverClan. Once she becomes a Silver herself, she discovers that the higher you climb, the faster and faster evil chases you- until you realize that you're headed right towards it.

Dark Hearts *PLANNED*

Nightfeather is in a prophecy. It's about a dark cat with green eyes kitted when the moon can't be seen. She fits the prophecy perfectly- she and her sister, Brightwing, were born during a new moon, she has green eyes, and her fur is black. The cats of SilverClan all persecute her for it. Nightfeather is certain that she's not the cat in the prophecy, but how can she prove it?

The Death Ring

Five cats kidnap one cat each from the Clans, taking them to their home far, far away and forcing them to fight in the Death Ring. *eh bad blurb, I know, but I don't really care*

Songfics
Writing on the Walls (Songfic) *PAUSED PROBABLY FOREVER*

This songfic is a little weird because I couldn't help but let each section of the lyrics inspire a full chapter, so the entire thing is bigger than most songfics...but anyways, on to the blurb!

The world sucks. Believe me. I had to kill my own mother and watch her bleed to death right in front of me. If that isn't bad enough, I need to convince my captors that their leader is a jerk and they should kill her.

Exactly how do you spark a rebellion when no one sees a problem?

Spoofety Spoofy Spoofish Spoof
When Warriors Discover Pokemon Go The title says it all.

Collabs!
Moonlight (Collab) A collab with Pumpkin!

Warrior Cats We Met In Real Life A collab with Lyrix,  Moo ,  Pumpkin ,  Night , and  Holly!

Tides of Blood A collab with Night!

And thinking-upping one with Pumpkin and Moo!

Random Stuff About Me
I'm thirteen and my dog, Ginger, is my life. If anyone kills her, they will awake in a pool of their own blood (once I'm done sobbing and wailing and bawling and mourning). I also have an odd habit of walking on the balls of my feet when I'm barefoot.

I can identify almost every Pokemon because I was absolutely obsessed when I was younger. So show me a Pokemon from the first five regions and I can identify it. I'm really good at remembering things that I hear- sometimes, if the thing someone is saying is interesting enough, I can also recall the things I saw at the moment, too. It helps a lot with catching my brother and sister lying to me.

I am a very, very, veryveryveryveryveryveryveryvery VERY childish, playful person. I'm also a decent/good coder, depending on how you see it. I take signature requests- but one thing to note is that I don't know all the fonts that the wiki accepts, so it might not appear cursive or whatever.

My favorite books/series are: The Wings of Fire, the Lunar Chronicles, the Unwind Dystology, Percy Jackson, Magnus Chase, the Kane Chronicles, Harry Potter, Undefined, Dragon Queen, Past Sins, Spirit Animals, Seekers (which I prefer over Warriors just by a smidge because bears are my spirit animal), and others that would just take too long to name.

And, um, as much as I love my dog to pieces, I do enjoy chasing her with the hose once in a while :P

By the way, how many scoops of ice cream do you have left? Really, I'm serious. How many? Two Three Four I don't know, it's freaking virtual!

Warriors Is Great! Yay-Woohoo!
I love how the characters are animals. It's refreshing after an onslaught of humans. Don't get me wrong, those human books are amazing too, but it's nice to see the uniqueness of an author crafting a world with cats. It's a bit annoying when the Erins slip up and get their cats' histories, personalities, and even roles mixed up, but hey, it's minor. The main plot is what I care about most.

Warriors really got me hooked. I'm not sure what did it, but let's call it the Super Amazing Warriors Erin Hunter Magic that did. And the series isn't frugal with its violence, because let's face it, with a bloodthirsty, murderous Tigerstar, do we expect Firestar to give him a little nick on the nose and defeat him forever? No. All my life I've been waiting for a story to just make its world more realistic with a bit more killing.

Erins...Seriously, WHY?!
The most irritating blunder the Erins made, to me, is when Dovewing thinks Thornclaw and Blossomfall would be a cute couple. Thornclaw is the son of FROSTFUR for StarClan's sake. Frostfur, that really, really old dead cat. Blossomfall is less than half his age. SERIOUSLY.

My least favorite book of all, hands down, was The Apprentice's Quest. I'm a reader who's easily satisfied and often wowed no matter how many totally epic books I read. I read The Apprentice's Quest for hours, and when it was done I didn't bother re-reading it, which I do with all great books. The arcs usually have one big plot. The books themselves have sub-plots (is that a word??) that either lead up to the big amazing finale or happen along the way (The Fourth Apprentice, for example). It seemed like Alderpaw's whole mission was to save SkyClan, or help them, but he doesn't even ''try. ''Even a failed attempt would've kept me happy. Instead he went "oh well, let's go home and be sad because the entire point of everything is gone". Plus, Sandstorm died. IF SANDSTORM DIES, I NEED THE FAKE SKYCLAN KICKED OUT TO MAKE HER DEATH WORTH IT. Sure, they found the kits, but that's it?? And Alderpaw was thinking "ShadowClan is so mean, they aren't thinking about the kits, they just want the kits because their apprentice helped find them!" WELL IF YOU ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THOSE FREAKING KITS YOU'LL PUT YOUR FEELINGS ASIDE AND HAND TWIGKIT TO SHADOWCLAN!! IT'S THAT SIMPLE!

Okay. I got that rage out of my system.

I hate, absolutely hate how Alderpaw had a destiny that mimicked Jayfeather's. Wanted to be a warrior but StarClan forbade it. That was pretty interesting for Jaypaw, but Alderpaw? In my mind as I read, I was thinking, "Again? Seriously? JUST WHY ERINS, TELL ME WHY!!"

Even with these bad parts of Warriors, I'm still a huge fan. Why let all the rotten parts mar the beauty of the series? btw I worship Queen Ivypool

Miscellaneous Facts About Me
-I don't like tacos

-I'm an amateur artist

-Apparently I have the reading comprehension of someone five grades above me

-I say hi a lot irl

-I've been getting perfect grades throughout the entirety of middle school, so when I want a reward for perfect grades......I can't get one

-I know how to code decently enough through observation and Google

-Still learning to draw good cats

-I give people weird nicknames EXAMPLES: Fedder, Turkey, Fredgirl, PurpleTrinity, RedQua, Fluffy Dingo, Red, Richardfish. (Richardfish, PurpleTrinity, RedQua, and Fluffy Dingo are people I know irl) One question: Do you think I'm a weirdo? Yes No AHA! I have discovered your secret, Dogwood! You're actually a cheesecake!