Squirrelflight's Singing Problem

ONE DAY, ON AN AVERAGE THUNDERCLAN PATROL, SQUIRRELFLIGHT WAS...

Squirrelflight: Tra lalalalaaaaaa~! *walking through the forest*

Lionpaw: Shut. Up. Squirrelflight.

Squirrelflight: Hm? Whyyyyyyy~!

Ashfur: YOUR (bleep)Y SINGING IS SCARING ALL OF THE (bleep)ING PREY AWAY, YOU IDIOT!! D:<

Sorreltail: And your yelling isn't?

Ashfur: *sulks*

Squirrelflight: Is singing against the Waaaarior Coooode~?

Sorreltail: Of course not.

Lionpaw: Pffft... no...

Squirrelflight: There's your answer~!

Lionpaw: *pricks ears* I just remembered that I gotta go... er... train! Yeah! C'mon, Ashfur! *grabs Ashfur by the ear and drags him away*

Sorreltail: I'm going back to camp. Brackenfur's gonna be having a spasm if I'm not back in camp by now.

IN THE THUNDERCLAN CAMP

Brackenfur: *while flailing* WHERE IS MY LOVELY SORRELTAIL OH MAI STARCLAN SHE'S DEAD--

BACK WITH THE DISBANDING PATROL IN THE FOREST

Sorreltail: *shrugs* Fun to watch him, but he gets annoying. *strolls back to camp*

Squirrelflight: *waits until she's gone, and then* I'M WAKING UP, TO ASHFUR AND DUSTPELT, BEING IDIOTS LOL OF COURSE! I'M BREATHING IN, THE DANK AIR! *inhales, then exhales*

(Rowanclaw, followed by Tawnypelt, Russetfur, and Scorchpaw)

Rowanclaw: HEY! THUNDERCAT!

Squirrelflight: Hrm?

Rowanclaw: One, your singing sucks. Two, your song parody sucks even worse. Three, you're annoying the ShadowClan cats. The elders are getting cranky, and oh StarClan...

Squirrelflight: Can't be that bad. They're only cranky elders, what could they do?"

Rowanclaw: Ooooh, you don't know ShadowClan's elders...

IN THE SHADOWCLAN CAMP

Darkfoot: WHERE. THE. (bleep). IS. MY. FOOD. *grabs a machine gun*

Darklight: I CAN'T SLEEP WITHOUT SHOWTUNES. WHERE ARE MY SHOWTUNES!?

Darkbright: I NEED POPSICLES! NOW! *punches an apprentice* GO GET ME POPSICLES, OR YOU DIE.

BACK IN THE FOREST

-tbc-