Tour of StarClan spoof

Mossdapple: Hello, cats of all Clans, and welcome to the tour of-

Squirrelflight: STARCLAN YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jayfeather: I CAN SEE, I CAN SEE!

Blackstar: Nobody cares, Jayfeather.

Mossdapple: ANYWAYS..... Since I'm not dead yet, we'll have to let the StarClan cats give us the tour themselves.

Some random kit: Yay!

Bluestar (steps forward and kicks the kit off a cliff innocently): That was Hollyleaf!

Hollyleaf (angry): No it wasn't! The warrior code tells us to never harm-

Crowfeather: NOBODY CARES. SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M GLAD YOU DIED.

Moonflower: Guess what, Clan cats? In StarClan, there's no gravity since we're magical and are always going into cats' dreams and freaking them out!

Mosskit: Screw gravity. WHEEE!!! (Floats upwards into the air until disappears into nothingness)

Brindleface: Okay, let's begin our tour, shall we?

Clan cats: Yay!

Whitestorm (Looking at a small replica of the territories): This is where we can see all the territories at once, any day, any time.

Leafpool: Ermagawd! You guys are stalkers!

Whistestorm (ignores and flicks tail towards a pile of fox traps, poision and broken Twoleg things): When a Clan cat annoys us, we can always injure them super easily!

Berrynose: So that's why my tail got stuck in a fox trap!

Hailstar: Right here in this clearing is The Hole. When a StarClan cat is annoying or stupid we throw them in here.

Yellowfang (From inside the hole): @#*%&%))^)#@@^))!!!

Oakheart: Yellowfang, Firestar and Whiteclaw end up in here a lot.

Tawnypelt (Exchanges a confused look with Whitetail): Whiteclaw?

Graystripe: Oh, I remember him! He was some RiverClan cat whose death was predicted by Barkface when Firestar and I rescued WindClan!

Whiteclaw (from inside the hole) MY DEATH WAS UNNECCESARY!

Sunstar: Next up is the sickness factory!

Medicine cats: You have a SICKNESS factory?!?!?!?

Rippleclaw: We sure do! Sometimes we get bored in StarClan, so the most logical way to have fun is to spawn a bit of greencough and kill a few innocent kits!

Heavystep: I still can't believe you guys killed me with stuff made in a factory!

Stonetooth (Looking embarrassed): Next off, we have the sign generator! (Glances at an insane cat lurking in the shadows) Goosefeather loves this place.

Goosefeather (Eye twitches): Guess who made the burning reed? That's right, ME! MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!!!!!

Raggedstar (looking uncomfortable near Goosefeather) Let's go to the final stop on our tour, now!