Warriors Got Talent

Jury: Jayfeather

Bluestar

Mistystar

Host: Brackenfur

Episode 1

Brackenfur: Welcome by the first episode in Warriors Got Talent! What? Oh no! I’ve heard that Mistystar is sick! Whatever. Her replacement is Mousefur! Today’s contestants are: Mystery Guest, Hollyleaf and Crowfeather.

Leafpool, Feathertail and Nightcloud: Crowy! Crowy!

Brackenfur: First, the Mystery Guest!

*Dramatic flashlights, drum roll, Purdy walks in*

Mousefur: *Cheers* Purdy! Purdy!

Purdy: Ah! Good ol’ talentshows!

*Jayfeather hears Purdy talking, presses the red button*

Purdy: Hey! I not even started my act yet! Why you press you that button?!

Brackenfur: *Mutters under breath* I can understand why! *louder* You can begin now!

Purdy: Okay! Today I’m gonna tell you youngsters a story! When I was a youngster, just like you…

Bluestar: *Presses the red button*

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Purdy: ...And than I chased that mangy badger out of my territory...

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Bluestar and Jayfeather: *Sleeping* Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">*five hours later*

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Purdy: And that’s the end of the story!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Jayfeather: *Wakes up* Finally!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Bluestar: *Sleepy voice* Huh? Wazzup?

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Mousefur: *Cheering again* Purdy! Purdy!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Brackenfur: Is Purdy through or not?

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">We must interrupt the episode for commercial break.

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Blackstar: Eat Meow cat food and you can hunt and fight the whole day long!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">'''*Movie about a exhausted cat. He eat something out a bowl. He goes outside and hunt some mice. Then he meet a cat, fight with him and beat him*'''

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">End of commercial break.

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Bluestar: NO!!!!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Jayfeather: NO, NO, AND FOR THE FINAL TIME NO!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Mousefur: I SAY YES!!! I LUV YOU PURDY!!!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Brackenfur: I’m sorry, *whispers* not *louder* but you’re not through. Our next contestant is Hollyleaf.

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Lionblaze: GO SISTER!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">*Hollyleaf walks through the door*

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Brackenfur: What are yougoingto do?

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Hollyleaf: I'm going to sing The Kitty Song!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Brackenfur: Okay! You may start now!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Hollyleaf: I am a little kitty!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Miauw miauw miauw!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">I am a little kitty!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Miauw miauw miauw!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">*Continue singing with a awesome voice*

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Brackenfur: Is she through or not?

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Bluestar: Awesome! I say yes!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Jayfeather: I say yes too! But the song is really bad! Is it made by a kit or what?

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Hollyleaf: *Crying* I made the song by myself!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Jayfeather: You are crazy!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Mousefur: *Grumpy* I got a thorn in my moss. Where are apprentices when they needed? Anyway, You got three times yes!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Brackenfur: You are the first one through! Our next contestant is Crowfeather.

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">*Crowfeather walks through the door*

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Leafpool, Nightcloud and Feathertail: *Cheering* CROWY!!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Brackenfur: What are you going to do?

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Crowfeather: I'm gonna dance!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Brackenfur: Okay! You may start now!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Crowfeather: *Starts doing Chicken Dance*

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Brackenfur: Is he through or not? *Mutters under breath* I don’t think so…

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Bluestar: 4 words! This. Was. Not. Good.

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Jayfeather: How do you dare to let us watch THIS?!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Mousefur: 4 words: You. Are. Not. Through.

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Brackenfur: I am so not sorry, Crowfeather. You are not through! The only one through is Hollyleaf! Congrultations!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Crowd: *cheering* Hollyleaf! Hollyleaf!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Brackenfur: This was today’s episode! See ya next time!

<h2 style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Episode 2

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Brackenfur: Welcome by episode 2 of Warriors Got Talent. Mousefur is injured by a thorn in her moss, so Mistystar managed to bring herself to Warriors Got Talent. Today’s contestants are: Tigerstar, Millie and Brambleclaw. First, is Tigerstar. Come in!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">*Tigerstar arrives in a pink tutu*

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Everybody except Tigerstar: Okay……...

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Brackenfur: *In shock* Okay… what are you going to do?

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Tigerstar: I’m gonna dance!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Brackenfur: *Still in shock* Okay… You may start now!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Tigerstar: *Starts dancing like a ballerina*

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Everybody: *Speechless*

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; vertical-align: top">Lionblaze: *Walks on the stage* Tigerstar is disqualified because of a attack on the jury. You may now go. Second is Millie. Come in Millie!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; vertical-align: top">Millie: *Walks in, do not wait for Lionblaze to speak* I’m going to play the piano and sing!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; vertical-align: top">Lionblaze: Okay. You may begin now.

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; vertical-align: top">Millie: *Starts playing awful on the piano*

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; vertical-align: top">I’m a kittypet

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; vertical-align: top">I don’t deserve Graystripe

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; vertical-align: top">Miauw miauw miauw

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; vertical-align: top">La la la

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; vertical-align: top">*All three judges presses the red button*

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; vertical-align: top">Brackenfur: *In shock again* My… eardrums… are… broken…

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; vertical-align: top">Mistystar: The worst thing *Cough*I’ve ever heard! *Cough*You. Are.*Cough* Not. Through.

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; vertical-align: top">Jayfeather: 0_o Besides that I am blind, I am now deaf as well! Are you expecting from me that I let you through?!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; vertical-align: top">Bluestar: I am kind often, but not right now! This was terrible! You are not through!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; vertical-align: top">Brackenfur: *Recovered from shock* You are unfortunately not through. I am very sorry. *Whispers* not. *Louder* Our third and last cat is Brambleclaw. Come in!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">We must interrupt the episode for commercial break

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">'''Tigerstar: Are you a ballerina? Good! Tigerstars Ballerina Shop has everything for ballerina's!'''

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">'''*Movie about a cat. He walks into Tigerstars Ballerina Shop. A while later he comes out wearing a tutu. He starts practicing dance moves'''.*

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">'End of commercial break.'

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; vertical-align: top">Brambleclaw: I am going to juggling!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; vertical-align: top">Brackenfur: Okay! You may begin now!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; vertical-align: top">Brambleclaw: *Begins to juggling, all the balls are falling. He gets one ball on his head, he stumbles over another ball, he flies toward the jury*

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; vertical-align: top">Jayfeather and Mistystar: *Pressing the red button*

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; vertical-align: top">Bluestar: *Wants to press the button but get hit by Brambleclaw*

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; vertical-align: top">Brambleclaw: Oops… I’m sorry Bluestar!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; vertical-align: top">Brackenfur: You are disqualified for the same reason as your father!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; vertical-align: top">Brambleclaw: *yells* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; vertical-align: top">Brackenfur: Go away from here!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; vertical-align: top">*Brambleclaw walks away sadly*

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; vertical-align: top">Brackenfur: What an sad episode everyone! Two cats are disqualified and the other one is not through! Anyway, see ya next time!

<h2 style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; vertical-align: top">Episode 3 <p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Brackenfur: Toms and she-cats, welcome by a new episode of Warriors Got Talent! Today’s contestants are: the duo Sandstorm and Leafpool, Spottedleaf and Cinderpelt. Wait a moment… who chose this contestants?

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Firestar: Me!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Brackenfur: Anyway, let’s begin! Our first contestants is the duo Sandstorm and Leafpool!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Jayfeather: *Presses the red button*

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Squirrelflight: *Holds up banner which say: Go mommy! Go sis!*

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Brackenfur: What are you going to do?

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Sandstorm: We’re going to tap-dance!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Brackenfur: Okay… you may start now!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">*River dance music starts*

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Leafpool: Oops… the wrong music!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Mistystar: *Presses the red button*

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">*The right music starts playing, Leafpool and Sandstorm starts tap-dancing*

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Jayfeather: *Presses Bluestars red button*

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Bluestar: Hey! I wanted to see more!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Brackenfur: *Quickly* What regrettable! You two have three red crosses! You two are not through! Our next contestant is Spottedleaf! Come in!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Spottedleaf: *Comes in* Hello! I’m going to train a kittypet!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Brackenfur: Okay! You may begin now!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Spottedleaf: *Calls kittypet, kittypet walks on stage, Spottedleaf grabs hoop with jaws* jump through it, kittypet!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Kittypet: Not if you abuse me for kittypet!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">*all three judges presses button* Mistystar: I’m sorry, but *cough* this is not something for Warriors Got *cough* Talent. This. Was.*cough* Really. Bad. You are not through.

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Bluestar: You should prepare before you do something. You are not through.

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Jayfeather: Have you prepared before you did this?!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Brackenfur: Unfortunately you are not through. Its good tha… eh, I mean its pity that I can’t see more! Last but not least is my sister! You can come in!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">*Cinderpelt limps on stage*

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Cinderpelt: I’m going to sing!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Brackenfur: Okay sis! You may begin now!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Cinderpelt: *Sings*

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Fireheart looks at me

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">I fake a smile so he won’t see

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">*Continue singing with a awesome voice*

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Bluestar: This was really awesome! I say yes!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Mistystar: *Cough* This was really good! I say yes too!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Jayfeather: I say also yes!

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Brackenfur: Your through sis! Congrultations! The only one through is Cinderpelt! See ya next time by Warriors Got Talent!

<h2 style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt">Episode 4

Author's note
I try to make this one extra funny cause' the previous one was not very funny... I've had no ideas, so I asked Blackstar if he had ideas, and he had a idea! So I give credits to the Firestar part. Everybody, the Firestar part was a idea from Blackstar! I have no ideas again! Please people, if you know some good act, please leave them on my talk page! (The part in my siggie: 1 days to go) Happy Birthday! Bob and Gijs†  1 days to go!  06:50, August 5, 2011 (UTC)

The episode
Brackenfur: Welcome by episode 4 of your loved show: Warriors Got Talent! Today's contestants are: The Fire Who Saved The Clan, The Immortal Heavystep and The Gender Changing Rowanclaw! First is The Fire Who Saved blablabla. You may come in!

Firestar alias TFWSTC: *Walks on stage* I'm going to juggle...

* Bluestar presses the red button*

TFWSTC: Hey! I've not even finished talking yet!

Bluestar: Whatever.

TFWSTC: I'm going to juggle with torches!

Brackenfur: Oohhhhhhhh.... Spectacular! You may start now!

TFWSTC: *Juggles with torches, one torch deviates and flies toward the jury, torch hits Bluestar wit the flaming side*

Bluestar: *Yells* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! WATER!!! WATER!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* Random cat in the public hits Bluestar with a radius of a fire hose*

Bluestar *Reliefed* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But it still hurts...

Two random Medicine Cats: *Running toward Bluestar with a stretcher* Out our way! Out our way! Medicine Cats coming! *Lay a reluctant Bluestar on the stretcher*

Bluestar: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! It hurts! Put me down!

One of the random Medicine Cats: Nope.

Brackenfur: You are disqualified because a attack on the jury!

TFWSTC: *Goes insane* NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Begins bouncing around and barking like a dog*

Brackenfur: Security!!

Darkstripe and Boulder: *Walks in*

TFWSTC: *Begins running around in circles and screams* NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Finally runs off stage*

Brackenfur: Anyway, we need a new jury-member! What? Oh no!! That's a disaster! The judges are wounded many times so nobody wants to be a jury-member! Anyway, lets go farther with our next contestant: The Immortal Heavystep! Come in!

TIH: *Comes in*

Brackenfur: What's the secret of your 3 lives?

TIH: I'm actually a Clan leader and have nine lives, but Mistystar don't know!

Mistystar: *Gasp* Just when I was not ill anymore... *presses red button and presses Jayfeathers button also*

TIH: Muhahahahaha! *Starts dancing towards the exit* ♪ I've got six lives left! I've got six lives left! ♫

Brackenfur: Bye Heavystar! Anyway, our last contestent is The Gender Changing Rowanclaw! Come in!

TGCR: *Comes in*

Brackenfur: What's the secret of your gender changing?

Rowanclaw: The Erins made me change gender!

Jayfeather: Who are the Erins? I think your hallucinating! We can't have an insane cat here! *Presses red button*

Mistystar: You're right! *Presses button too*

TGCR: But... I'm just very smart!

Brackenfur: Pity... If you are that smart you know what this mean! Bye! What a episode everybody! Nobody's through! We've learnt that Bluestar, even when she was the fire who will blaze through the forest, is allergic of fire! We've learnt that Heavystep is actually a Clan leader and that Rowanclaw is hallucinating! Bye! See you next time at Warriors Got Talent!

Episode 5
Brackenfur: Hello and welcome by: Warriors Got Talent! We still have 2 jury-members. Anybody please become jury-member! Anyway, today's contestants are: Daisy...

Everybody: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brackenfur: *yells* SILENCE IF I SPEAK! *Normal voice* Anyway, Daisy, Ferncloud and Scourge. First is Daisy. Come in!

Daisy: I'm gonna Line dancing!

Jayfeather: *Presses red button*

Mistystar: Are you gonna Line dance alone?!

Daisy: Yup!

Mistystar: 0_o

Brackenfur: Okay.... You may start now!

Daisy: *When the music starts, she starts Line dancing with the wrong timing*

Mistystar: