User blog comment:NightshimmerXD/Well.../@comment-4751506-20130311223639

No. Do you want me to come to wherever the heck in Alabama you live, though I know it's near a neighborhood named Wynn Lakes, and personally stab you with a fork? (not Fork, just a regular fork, possibly a bit rusty to increase the pain.) Because I shall, and you will not be pleased, and I know what you look like AND I know your entire name. So, my dear friend Nighty, to put it in the terms of simple machines, you are quite screwed.

Therefore, I declare you reconsider this predicament you have put us in and relieve us all from this pain. Otherwise we will not be the only ones feeling the pain of this. And if you don't reconsider, whale...I'll gather my supply of rusty forks and have them waiting. :)

(but seriously, never forget that we love you even more than you love us, I'm telling you. You are one of my absolute best friends, and I've already had so many of those I love leave this website. I don't want you to join their ranks. :c)