Shadow

Shadowpaw: Hi! I am Shadowpaw. And I have my buddy Windflight, so Wind rules! YEAH BABY!

Puddleshine: Shadowpaw? Herbs?

Shadowpaw: Oh - yeah! So I was talking about Shadow, right? Yeah, so-

Windflight: WHEN IS WIND COMING ON?

Shadowpaw: Later, honey. Anyway, Windflight is my BRO because he is named after a Clan!

Windflight: IS it Wind now?

Shadowpaw: Still Shadow. Listen, darling, be quiet, or then I’m not finishing Shadow.

Windflight: Whatever.

Shadowpaw: OK so I am officially amazing, My sisters, Lightleap and Pouncestep, completely suck and-

Pouncestep: Hello?

Lightleap: Who are ya talkin’ To, ya scardeh-mose?

Shadowpaw: When did you become a countrycat?

Lightleap: ‘Scuse meh, I ‘ave nevr ben a cunty coot!

Pouncestep: Yeah, Shadowpaw!

Shadowpaw: OK, I’m carrying on with Shadow. So I’m called Shadow. Yeah, cool, right?

Lightleap: I tink I a lit mot coler.

Shadowpaw: New Gleamstar (Starkit’s Prophecy: The worst fanfic EVER) over there!

Lightleap: Bruh ya suk dest admite Ite!

Pouncestep: Ja, Shadowpaw! Hou op om cool te wees wanneer jy nie!

Shadowpaw: Whaaaaaaaaaat?

Lightleap: Is difrent lengooage! Is doogle teaslate!

Windflight: Wind. On. Please.

Pouncestep: Vaikinai rimtai leiskite tai būti šešėliui!

Shadowpaw: *singing* Should’ve been Languagestep-

Lightleap: Is colled lengooage!

Pouncestep: mano StarClan tai Tigerstar!

Windflight: WIND ON PLEASE!

Puddleshine: HERBS?!?!?!?

TIGERSTAR: Hi guys lets kill this ThunderClan cat!

Windflight: I’m melttiinnnggg

Tigerstar: No, grandpa! Kits could you please stop-

Windflight: *finally on a rage-quit* I QUIT! I AM NOT A KIT!

Tigerstar: OK.

Lightleap: ‘Scuse meh I no kite I a wooriar!

Pouncestep: Unë nuk jam KIT!

Who was your favourite? OH WAIT ANOTHER THING... Windflight has texted you: SHADOWPAW I RAGE QUITED 😡 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕖𝕧𝕚𝕝 𝕓𝕠𝕚!