Weird Cat Schools/Kinderflail

what am i doing with my life

Principleh
Bluestar

KenderKats Teachers
Ms. Squirrelflight

Ms. Daisy

Furst Grad Teachers
Mr. Oakheart

Ms. Brindleface

Mr. Brambleclaw

Ms. Honeyfern

Seecand Grede Teachers
Mr. Halftail

Ms. Dovewing

Mr. Foxleap

Ms. Poppyfrost

Thard Groed Teachers
Mr. Stormfur

Ms. Graypool

Mr. Whiteclaw

Ms. Lilystem

Furth Graeda Teachers
Mr. Crowfeather

Ms. Heathertail

Mr. Talltail

Ms. Nightcloud

Geafted Teachers
Mr. Graystripe

Ms. Silverstream

Ms. Squirrelflight
Nightkit

Blackkit

Foxkit

Leafkit

Jaykit

Thornkit

Leopardkit

Smartkit

Rainbowkit

Davekit

Supercalifragilisticexpialidociouskit

Ms. Daisy
Lightkit

Unicornkit

Blazekit

Lakekit

Stingkit

Dumbkit

Moniterkit

Simulatorkit

Abnoxiouskit

Gingerkeet

Mr. Oakheart
Lifekit

Wavekit

Dancingkit

Flamingokit

Giraffe

Serpent

Crystal

Eclipsekit

Bluebirdkit

Tornadokit

Mr. Graystripe
Christmaskit

Tomatokit

Kattie

Logicalkit

Meanwhile at the bus-stop...
Nightkit: WOOOHOOO!!

Lightkit: I'm deaf now, thanks.

Nightkit: You're welcome.

Blackkit: Where did Gingerkit go-

Gingerkit: WHAHAHAHAHA I HERE I HERE!

Blackkit: OH MY STURCLAN YOU SCAREDS MEH

Nightkit: Isn't that the point of it?

Lightkit: Still, it's funny to see the look on her face.

Blackkit: And yours when you saw you where in Ms. Daisy's class.

Lightkit: ._. touche.

Nightkit: *trollface* dat ma gurl dere

Ravenwing: Come on keeties the bus is just over dere now GET IN A LINE!

Le kits: okie daddeh *shuffles into a line*

Bus: BEEP BOOP *pulls over at their stop, everybody gets on*

Nightkit: oh dear...

On teh bus-bus
Lifekit: I GO IN FARST GRADE NOW I SMARTR DEN ALL OF YOU!

Dumbkit: NO YOU NOTS

Lifekit: YAS I AM!

Dumbkit: SPELL CAT!

Lifekit: K-A-T!

Dumbkit: YOU GOT ITS RONG!

Lifekit: NO YOU DOES GOTS IT RONG!

Dumbkit: SHADDUP!

Nightkit: YOU BOTH GOT IT WRONG!

L and D: .-. you mean we aren't the worlds smartest kats?

Nightkit: No yous are not, it's spelled z-a-e-t-s-f-w-d-a-d-q

L and D: ooooohhh, zaetsfwdadq!

Nightkit: Yus.

Blackkit: *sigh*

AT SCHOOOOOOOOL
Nightkit and Blackkit: See ya Lighty and Gingerkeet!

Lighty and Gingerkeet: See ya Noightu and Blackeh!

* de keeties go to dere classes and den eet starts.*

Ms. Squirrelflight: HOI I BE YOU TEACHER GO TO DIS BASKEET AND TAKE THIS PAPR!

Class: *does so*

Nightkit: How ish dis paper so hard...

Paper: 1+1=

Nightkit: *writing noises* I think this is right..

Paper: 1+1=goldfish

Blackkit: Question 4, this is impossible.

Paper: 10-1=

Blackkit: Hmm, it's not 8, or 7.. aha! *scribbles down answer*

Paper: 10-1=chickens

Blacky: Perfection! Okie I done!

Paper: 1+1=trout

The dog leaped the... nurwhale

This is called a... tomato

10-1=chickens

Ms. Squirrwl: Okie I take dat *takes everybody's papers*

Nightkit's paper:

1+1=goldfish

The dog leaped the...furnace

This is called a...seentonce

10-1=nien

Ms.Squirrel: NOIGHTKEET GO TO TEH PRENCAPELS UFFOICE! JAYKITTY YOU LEAD HER DERE!

Jaykit: Fine. *gets up and escorts Nightkit out of class and down the halls to Bluestar's office.

MEANWHILE IN MS. DAISY'S CLASS...
Ms. Daisy: TAKE THE PAPER OR WHATEVER!

Lightkit: strict much. *gets a paper*

Paper: READ THIS SENTENCE!

Lightkit: AH MA BRAIN MUSCLES ARE HURTING ITS TOO HARDS!

Bluestar: *busts down the door* LIGHTKEETIE GINGERKEETIE COME TO THE SECRET ROOM CALLED MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW! *replaces the door and runs off*

L and G: Oh no, first day and we ar- JINX! *argues about jinx while in the halls*

IN LEH BLUESTAR'S OFFICE!
Bluestar: You kits shall be tested out of class to see ish you like Nightkittie, and Nightkittie...

Nightkit: oh dear no.

Bluestar: I GIFT YOU GIFTED RANK SO SPEAK CHILD!

Nightkit: OMG YAS MY NAME ISH PRETTEH!

Bluestar: Yes, yes it is. Go see Mr. Graystripe, everbody else GO BACK TO CLASS OR IT'S DETENTION!

Nightkit: *goes to see Graystripe*

Everybody else: *goes back to class*