Swiftpaw's Derp

The History of DerpClan
DerpClan was founded long ago, by Derp Star.

Swift Paw, a black and white cat, led Derp Star, a gray cat down a tunnel.

"Does this have to be cringy?"

Swift Paw dragged his paws.

"Yes, it's a cringespoof, and Swift Paw, you made it, so no complaining."

"Also, stop putting these enters on purpose."

"Cringespoof requirements."

"Oh."

They reached a stone with a derpy face on it.

"You have reached me."

"Yes, we have."

"Now touch me."

Swift Paw did so and fell asleep.