User:Zaffie/Songs

Hello all! This happens to be the place where I store my songs. Well... not the little ditties, which I sing with increasing frequency - just the ones I'm really proud of. Come here to revisit some great moments!

Zaffie's Bra Song
I HAVE A BRA

I HAVE A BRA

RIGHT THERE UNDERNEATH MY SHIRT I HAVE A BRA

IT IS BLACK AND IT IS STRAPPY

AND IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY

I WEAR IT THROUGHOUT THE DAY BUT NOT AT NIGHT

I HAVE A BRA

I HAVE A BRA

IT'S A REALLY WONDERFUL FANTASTIC BRA

OH MY BRA IT IS SO AWESOME

I'LL EVEN WEAR IT IN A FOURSOME (but not for long)

OH HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY I LOVE MY BRA

---Zaffie, circa 12:30 PM 5/3/2013

Zaffie's Pie Song
OH OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHH!

THIS IS THE PIE SONG

IT'S NOT A FLY SONG

IT'S NOT A WRY SONG

COS IT'S A PIE SONG!

ONE MORNING NOT TOO LONG AGO

WHILE TREES OUTSIDE BLEW TO AND FRO

A GIRL NAMED ZAFFIE DID AWAKE;

FROM HER SLUMBER, SHE DID BREAK

SHE YAWNED AND STRETCHED HER ARMS UP HIGH

AND LOOKING ROUND SHE DID ESPY..........

PIE!

FLOATING IN THE SKY

THERE WAS SOME PIE!

GLEAMING UP ON HIGH

THERE WAS SOME PIE!

SO ZAFFIE CLIMBED OUT OF HER BED

SHE REACHED HER ARMS ABOVE HER HEAD

BUT THAT PIE SHE COULD NOT CATCH

NOT GRAB OR GRASP OR EVEN SNATCH!

SO ZAFFIE SAT DOWN ON THE FLOOR

SHE THOUGHT AND THEN SHE THOUGHT SOME MORE

SHE WENT INTO THE BATHING ROOM

SHE GRABBED A STOOL AND THEN A BROOM!

AND THEN STANDING UPON THAT STOOL

SHE TURNED THAT BROOM INTO A TOOL

SHE USED IT TO KNOCK DOWN THE PIE

THAT PIE WHICH FLEW SO VERY HIGH!

NOW ZAFFIE HAD THE PIE NEARBY

SHE DID NOT NEED TO CRY AND CRY

SHE PUT THAT PIE UPON A PLATE

AND THEN SHE ATE IT - IT WAS GREAT!

---Zaffie, circa 11:00 AM 5/4/2013