User blog comment:Rainsplash987/TO LIFE, LIBERTY, AND DERPINESS FOR ALL!/@comment-4312567-20121217014806

Hi! I'm late... ah, well, since when did I care?

Rub the feet of? ...no one. unless you mean... nah. no one here.

Kill?(hypothetically, derp, we all love each other) ... I dunno. Killing's not high on my list.

Choose to do a collab with? Anyone who can put up with me who I know.

Cook a gourmet meal with? well, nobody would want to cook with me, because, you know, I burn toast.

Give therapy? What kind of therapy?

Is most like you? ... am I allowed to say me?

Write a story dedicated to? ...anyone who reads this.

Eat? Waffles.

Sing to? a mirror.

Be for a day? Me

Be crazy with? Rainy

Put in jail? everybody else (JK, JK, I kid you. but really, a jail founded by me would have a really good chef.)

Go skydiving with? the ground XD