Cocopelt's guide to training an apprentice

Here is my guide to training an apprentice! I am a medicine cat, but I am also good at hunting and fighting

Cocopelt: hi guys! This is how to train an apprentice. My fat apprentice, Creampaw, was eating a chicken leg, but he agreed to take a break to show you this play.

Creampaw: wait, this is a play?!!

Cocopelt: Yeah, shut up! You can eat your chicken leg after this play.

Creampaw: whatEVER.

Cocopelt: OK! Let's start!

Creampaw: I'm gonna do my best.

Cocopelt: GONNA!

Creampaw: right. I'm GOING TO do my best. My mentor is obsessed with proper grammar stuff. Watch this... LOL! BFF! OMG! C U L8ER!

Cocopelt: *head explodes*

Creampaw: let's do our hunting practice.

Cocopelt: right. Creampaw, show us how to catch a mouse

Creampaw: *sighs* OK.

Creampaw: *takes out gun, and shoots mouse*

Cocopelt: good! Another way to do it is to keep your hindquarters low, and your tail to the ground.

Creampaw: like this? *waggles butt in air, and keeps tail to the ground*

Cocopelt: actually, like this. *keeps butt low, and tail close to the ground, then catches mouse*

Creampaw: yeah, yeah, whatever, let's share the mouse!

Cocopelt: err.. You can can have it! ...hehe!

Creampaw: ???

Cocopelt: ALRIGHT! I'm a picky eater!

Creampaw: whatevs.

Cocopelt: GRAMMAR!

Creampaw: whatever. *gobbles mouse*

Cocopelt: OK. Now for battle practice!

Creampaw: yay!!

Cocopelt: for battle, you have to have skill. First choose a cat to train with. Then, hire them to fight for you!

Creampaw: like this! *slaps dog*

Cocopelt: CREAMPAW!

Creampaw: I learned this from you!

Cocopelt: when you see your enemy's paw swiping at you, dodge out of the way. *dodges blow*

Creampaw: go Cocopelt!

Cocopelt: when they jump at you, roll out of the way and rake your claws across their shoulder. *does move*

Creampaw: watch out!

Cocopelt: AAAH! *gets tackled by dog*

Dog's owner: come here, fido!


 * dog leaves*

Cocopelt: now... To the medicine den... *moans*

Creampaw: now, I will give my mentor some herbs to make her happy before she dies!

Cocopelt: sheesh, I'm not gonna die!

Creampaw: GONNA!

Cocopelt: drat!! Anyway, I will put on some chervil root to heal the wound. Cobwebs are to stop the bleeding.

Cocopelt: watermint is to stop Bellyaches, burdock root Is to heal rat bites, catmint to stop coughing, poppy seeds to ease pain, borage to stop fever,honey to ease sore throat, and wild parsley to stop a queen's milk from coming. Those are some basic herbs.

Creampaw: *faints*

Cocopelt: its time you get your full name!

Creampaw: yayy!!!

Cocopelt: I call upon StarClan and blah blah blah, you will be known as Creambutt from now on. *runs away*

Creambutt: hey, that's mean! Why are you running away?

Cocopelt: I feel guilty.