I'm a ThunderClan Cat: Get Me Out of Here! (Day One)

So, I left you on a cliffhanger last time, so let's continue from there....

Tigerstar: (stroking a fluffy white mouse) Good evening, contestants and hosts. I've been expecting you. Mwahahahaha!

Graystripe and Firestar: (clinging onto each other like kits) AAAAAAAHHHHH!

Sandstorm: Wowzerz, I wasn't expecting YOU!?

Brambleclaw: He's so scary, but he's my dad! *cries*

Daisy: (hiding behind Leafpool) Seriously, I'm gonna MAUL my agent for letting me stay in this HORRID PLACE!!!!! WITH A MURDERER!

Jayfeather: Meh, I've got my powers. (walks in Tigerstar's thoughts)

Tigerstar: (In a pink tutu picking flowers from a meadow full of sweets) The hills are alive! With the sound of muusic! Tra lalalala!

Jayfeather: (stops walking in dream) Wow, that was weird.

Tigerstar: Get over it, I like Julie Andrews.