User blog comment:SmudgyHollz/And Why Is The 11th December So Special?/@comment-1597182-20101211171722

Wow. That sucks. Anyway, you could have decorated an outside tree in your yard. Oh well. Anyway- HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *magical confetti falls from above* Now for your present...

(in announcer's voice) WFFW present to you:

A UNICORN! That's right- A lavender unicorn with with and aqua spots! Don't forget the sparkly saddle! AND THERE'S MORE! It also can sing ALL Taylor Swift songs! Out of tune? Don't worry- You get a 30 day warranty GUARANTEED! The unicorn's name, you ask? Well, it's-

PHILIP!