User:Ravenflight92

Hi. I am Ravenflight, and, this being teh internets, I shall give away little more than that. I am not quite 14, and I am a girl. I won't update frequently, since school takes up so much time.

How I Got Started
For a birthday present, I got a book titled Into the Wild. I didn't know what it was about or if I'd like it. So I started reading... and I didn't stop.

A Few of My Favorite Things
Books:

Warriors (which every user is obliged to include in this list), pretty much anything written by Isaac Asimov, Fahrenheit 451, The Martian Chronicles, 2001: A Space Odyssey, *continues to list sci-fi XD*

Books Which Are Neither Science Fiction Nor Warriors:

Watership Down (sayn lay narn, marli? Is groundsel tasty, mommy?), Slaughterhouse Five (so it goes), The Road (so depressing, and so pretty!), more.

Animals:

Cats, ravens, pretty much anything that lives in either a cave or the deep sea

Colors:

Light blue, green, black, white (yes, the last two are colors!)

Classes:

History, Math, Latin

Songs (plz forgive the weirdness):

Bohemian Rhapsody, anything by Cake, Pachelbel's Canon, Memory, The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny... XD

Poems:

The Raven, anyone lived in a pretty how town (e.e. cummings is awesome), Stopping By the Woods on a Snowy Evening, Fire and Ice, more that I can't think of at the moment

Random Things

 * I gave my cats warrior names and Clans. I have so many that there's one for each Clan!


 * I like using "teh" instead of "the", and I make a lot of references to Internet memes.


 * I never read books intended for my own age group with the exception of Warriors. Tween books are so boring!


 * To add on to the last one, I hate all that is popular (except Warriors). Die Twilight, Harry Potter, iCarly, and all the rest! AND MAY THE DARK FOREST RECEIVE YOU WITH OPEN ARMS!!!


 * Me and my twin sis have tons of inside jokes. If I ever type the word "sewiously," it's not a typo.


 * I am frequently tempted to use the British spelling of words, though I live in the States.


 * You are looking at a 100% certified free-range nerd!
 * I don't eat a lot. I'm not anorexic or anything, but sometimes I can't be bothered to eat.
 * Sometimes I feel more like a cat than a human. I don't get why people talk for the sake of talking, for instance.

Pet Peeves
1. Twilight, plain and simple.

2. Any warrior names involving things that feral cats have no way of knowing about or don't use the twoleg name for (no offense to anyone who uses these names). E.g. Dragon, Heaven, Angel, Topaz, Sapphire, Emerald, Ruby, Opal, Comet, Eclipse, Bear, Ocean, Sea, Shark, Bronze, Steel, Aurora, Summer, Autumn, Winter, Spring, Desert, Cactus, Cheetah, Lava, Volcano, Pheonix. Wolf is okay 'cause the Erins used it. Again, keep using these names if you want to. They just bug me a bit.

3. Addendum to #2- Any warrior names based on a cat's eye color (again, no offense). Kits are named when they are born, when their eyes are fused shut. And even after they open, their eye color isn't fixed for several weeks as they develop pigment-producing cells in their irises. What if, say, Aquakit's eyes turned amber? PS- Cats don't have violet eyes. Even humans don't have violet eyes.

4. Any stories that have cliched plots/ Mary Sues. No one likes a Sue, or a cliche.

5. Continuity errors, especially the ones made regularly in Warriors. I mean, some small details can be expected to change accidentally, but seriously, don't the Erins read each other's books?!

6. Tortie toms. They are an incredibly rare genetic oddity, and aren't likely to survive long in the wild. Plus, they're sterile. And the Erins have included, what, FOUR of them?

7. The complete lack of odd-eyed cats. Although I didn't notice it until it was brought to my attention, it annoys me now. They aren't rare, people!

My Opinions on Warriors Characters And Pairings
(I periodically add characters and pairings as more come to mind)

Characters:

Firestar- Cool in the Original Series despite being a total Mary Sue, but now he's sooooooooo boring. I am patiently awaiting his death.

Spottedleaf- Another Mary Sue. Go FirexSand!

Tigerstar- Cool, but should stop battle-training his entire extended family.

Brambleclaw- Oh, look at me, I look like my evil father, no one accepts me!

Sandstorm- Awesome. It's so cute how she falls in love with Fireheart!

Yellowfang- Hardcore. Go grumpy cats!

Jayfeather- Psychic, blind, grumpy, awesome!

Cinderheart- So cute as an apprentice! I hope you become leader after Firestar. ALL HAIL CINDERSTAR!

Leafpool- You just love ruining people's lives, don't you?

Crowfeather- Another one of Warriors's many emos.

Hollyleaf- You need some therapy. I hope you die and fight for the Dark Forest!

Tawnypelt- The awesomest cat in the awesomest Clan. Woo!

Lionblaze- Too bloodthirsty.

Mistyfoot- You'll make a great leader. ALL HAIL MISTYSTAR!

Bluestar- My favorite character. You lost everything, and you were such a great leader. Plus, it was funny to watch you go insane.

Rock- Awesome! Just give Jayfeather a straight answer from time to time, will you?

Sol- Plot generator, really. He didn't even do anything except promise to tell the Three about the prophecy and then run away.

Lionheart- *beats fist on laptop in frustration* WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE?!

Goosefeather- LOL! I can just imagine Bluepaw saying, "Uncle Goosefeather, you're scaring me!" So crazy and so awesome!

Oakfur- You've been alive since the first book and you haven't retired yet! What, does he have a portrait of himself that ages while he stays forever young? Or do the Erins just forget about you?

Graystripe- Face it, Graystripe: you're Firestar's boring sidekick. It's a measure of your pointlessness that I forgot to include you until I was this far down on the list.

Mumblefoot- Your name is so fail, I love it!

Leopardstar- Your only good moment was your Darth Vader "NOOOO!" after Whiteclaw drowned. Now run along and die now, please.

Darkstripe- I used to just think that you were a stupid villain, but then I found the "Ask Darkstripe" thread on the Warriorcats message board. It made me see things from his POV, and now I like him!

Hawkheart- The Warriors fandom is unanimous in this- YOU KILLED MOONFLOWER! YOU SUCK!

Mudclaw- You weren't evil, just indignant that Tallstar betrayed you when he made Onewhisker *shudder* leader! You would've made a good leader. Stupid tree!

Littlebird- Such a cute name!

Mudpuddle- Another NAME FAIL! XD

Pairings:

BluexOak- Aww, young love! So adorable.

SnowxThistle- How could someone so sweet fall for... him? *points finger accusingly in Thistleclaw's direction*

LionxHeather- Cute, until they broke up. Afterward, meh.

CrowxFeather- Best Crow pairing. If only Feathertail hadn't died...

CrowxLeaf- Only existed to create a plot for the last three New Prophecy books.

CrowxNight- Do I even need to say it?

PinexLeopard- EWW! I'm all for young love, but this is plain pedophilia! And then he leaves her all alone with three preemie kits!

FirexCinder- See above, minus the "leaving her alone with the kits" part.

FirexSpotted- No. Just, no.

GoldenxTiger- Only existed to create Brambeclaw, really.

AshxWhite- Did not exist. Just because they were gossiping one time and she was sorry that he died does not mean they were in love, people!

StormxBrook- Love at first sight! Adorable.

HollyxBreeze- EWWW! When did they show anything but contempt for each other, let alone love?!

JayxStick- LOL! I was sad when they broke up though.

SquirrelxBramble- Brambleclaw, forgive her and get back together! How could she not help her sister?

BrightxSwift- Aww.

DustxFern- DOUBLE EWWW! She was, what, less than HALF his age, plus she is his NIECE! Again, DOUBLE EW!

GrayxSilver- So sweet! She saved his life, and they fell in love! The best Gray pairing.

GrayxMillie- I can imagine the thought process behind this: "Hmm, Graystripe should have a new mate. How about a kittypet named after a friend's cat, and she looks like Silverstream! Perfect!"

DovexTiger- This sounds so cute, even though the forbidden love plot is so overused, that I hope it happens.

RavenxBarley- Although it's slash, it's still a cute pairing. They're so great together! I bet this would be canon if Warriors weren't a kids' series.

DarkxTiger- Darkstripe looks up to Tigerstar so much, and remember how disappointed he was when Tigerstar pretty much said, "**** off" in the prologue of Sunset? Cute, despite slashiness.

RipplexPetal- They were so cute together in The Fourth Apprentice, and it was so sad when Rippletail died. D:

TigerxSasha- Haven't read any of the "manga" *cough-marketing device-cough*, so I'm really not qualified to have an opinion on this.

LionxIce- The best Lion pairing, I think.

LionxHazel- This shipping feels so... arbitrary.

This User Believes...

 * That Cinderheart will be leader after Firestar


 * That Tigerheart will have a POV in Night Whispers


 * In: Purpleshipping, Woodenshipping (LOL), Follyshipping, Lonershipping, Gingershipping, Rescueshipping, some others. For a definition of terms, go to Warriors Wish.


 * That Hollyleaf is dead and will fight for the Dark Forest.


 * That there are TOO MANY ******* ROBINWINGS! I even had one in my fanfic Dusk until I realized how common a name it was. Her name's Robinwind now. Maplefern, be glad I didn't name her Robinsong. I almost did :).


 * That e.e. cummings, Kurt Vonnegut, and Edgar Allan Poe are awesome.


 * In the Many Worlds theory and in the existence of higher dimensions.


 * That R. Daneel Olivaw is the ultimate sci-fi character. Look him up on Wikipedia to see the evidence for yourself. (he's a telepathic robot that is 19,320 years old!)


 * In reincarnation.


 * Homestarrunner.com is the best flash video site ever. And it's hilarious.


 * Harper Lee should have agreed to do an introduction for To Kill a Mockingbird.


 * That the Erins should collaborate on the manuscripts, and that they should actually MAKE SURE THAT THERE ARE NO CONTINUITY ERRORS !


 * That we're getting closer to the world of Fahrenheit 451 every day.


 * That Ray Bradbury should hurry up and die.


 * That they could make decent movies out of the Robot series if they actually USED THE BOOKS' PLOTS!


 * That Fahrenheit 451 would make an awesome graphic novel.


 * That they should make another movie of TKMB (To Kill a Mockingbird).
 * That Tigerstar will try to recruit Tigerheart for the Dark Forest, but Tigerheart will fight for StarClan because of his love for Dovepaw. MEGA-YAWN!
 * That the world will  not  end in 2012.
 * That Icecloud will be the "young warrior horrifically injured by a falling tree". Think about it: Icecloud's pretty, and they only ever horrifically injure the pretty ones e.g. Brightheart. Plus, she's Lionblaze's girlfriend. Well played, Erin Hunter, well played.

Fanfics
Dusk- My first one. Part of a series I'm working on. Hope you like it!

Firestar's Last Days- My first crackfic. I seriously hope this happens when they kill him off, though.

Jayfeather Breaks the Fourth Wall- Crackfic that would only really make sense if you've read Isaac Asimov. Hope you like it anyway!

Upcoming-

Night- Sequel to Dusk. I'm working on it as fast as I can with school getting in the way. It's slowly sucking the uniqueness out of me. XD

Dawn- Sequel to Night

Set 2- Leafstar's Destiny

As-yet-unnamed crackfics, sometimes in the same continuity as FLD and JBtFW.

Ideas (may be merged together)-

1. A really bloodthirsty Clan like BloodClan, only it works.

2. Sol comes back with a group of loners and settles by the lake.

3. A lunar eclipse. What does it mean?

4. Several cats are summoned from the Clans to start new ones. A good opportunity to use my FRIGGIN' HUGE list of Clan names

5. Have you heard of the RP characters Edwardstar and Bellatail? They're next on Sprucepelt's hit list.

6. Three Clans that live far to the north: EchoClan, SilentClan, and SongClan.