Thornclaw’s Leadership

Thornclaw: Firestar lost his ninth life in the ShadowClan battle. As deputy, I will travel to the Moonpool with Jayfeather tonight.

Jayfeather: oof

Thornclaw: Brambleclaw will be the next deputy of ThunderClan. Now, let us be off.

-At the Moonpool-

Nine random StarClan cats: WITH THIS LIFE I GIVE YOU PATROL BREAKS

Thornclaw: aw, man

StarClan cats: YOU WILL ALSO KEEP YOUR WARRIOR NAME. FOR WHATEVER REASON.

-That Morning-

Thornclaw: Brackenfur, Berrynose, Cinderheart. You take a hunting patrol along the WindClan border. Sorreltail, Lionblaze, Cloudtail. Check the ShadowClan border. If there are any trespassers, tell me. Cloudtail, Ivypool, Brightheart. Hunt near the Sky Oak. Hollyleaf-

Cloudtail: YOU ALREADY APPOINTED ME FOR THE BORDER PATROL!

Thornclaw: shut up

Cloudtail: DO I HUNT OR NOT!!!

Thornclaw: fine. Go with the ShadowClan border patrol. Dovewing can do the hunting patrol. As I was saying, Hollyleaf, Spiderleg, and Bumblestripe, you can collect soaked moss. Sandstorm and Graystripe, you go collect soft materials. The elders are getting stiff in the hot weather. Dustpelt and Hazeltail, you hunt by the lake.

WindClan hunting patrol, ShadowClan border patrol, and Sky Oak hunting patrol: WE’RE BACK

Thornclaw: you can all hunt as a mega-patrol. Whitewing, you can go get moss with Leafpool. Wait. What is that?

StarClan cats: YOU HAVE DISRESPECTED YOUR LEADERSHIP. COME WITH US.

Thornclaw: *dies*

StarClan cats: *hurl Thornclaw‘s spirit into the Dark Forest*

Brambleclaw: YAY IM LEADER

Jayfeather: oof