Crookedstars Promise Spoof 2

Chapter 2
'''Shellheart: *GASP* They took sunningrocks! They are sitting there as if they own it!'''

Hailstar: Apparently we lost all our teeth and claws, so we can only talk to them.

Brambleberry: But I got plenty of herbs.

'''Hailstar: Shut up. Shellhert, go tell Sunfall off. Take Rippleclaw, Otterslpash, and Brightsky. '''

Shellheart: Yes Mam.

Hailstar: Why thank yo- HEY!!!

Stormkit: Come on lets see Thunderclan win!

Oakkit: What

Sunfall: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Stormkit: Go thunderclan!!!

Oakkit: Magpie!

'''Stormkit: Hold my butt! I'll fight it off. '''

Oakkit: Wow!

'''Stormkit: I know! We're going to be the worst warriors of Riverclan ever!'''

Chapter 3
Stormkit: WAKE UP *Does gandam style*

Oakkit: What

Stormkit: Let's go hunt our own prey and let me almost die!

Oakkit: Ok so then I can be Rainflower's favorite!

'''Rainflower: You can go as far as you would like, just make sure to break your jaw. Make sure to get your brother in trouble. Yesterday he followed the patrol, and I wanted to get him in trouble.'''

'''Stormkit: *Leaps over to the stepping stones* Hey look! Let's go congradulate that old cat over there.|'''

Oakkit: Ok.

'''Stormkit: Hello old cat! Good job of winning the sunningrocks yesterday.'''

'''Goosefeather: Thank you! Want a hug?'''

Oakkit: Yes

'''Stormkit: Shut up. NO'''

'''Goosefeather: Come here my babies! I made you!'''

Stormkit and Oakkit: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

'''Oakkit: Help me because I will ruin the rest of your life by letting you fall in the river. But I don't want that fate! '''

Stormkit:  K *Pulls Oakkit backwards with his tail*

'''Oakkit: Ow! Watch out! *Stormkit falls in the river*'''

Stormkit: Help

'''Oakkit: No. I'd rather not. Ta-ta'''

Mudfur: I have to rescue you again!

Stormkit: Yes

Brambleberry: What happened

Mudfur: He fell off stepping stones

Brambleberry: Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad kit.

'''Stormkit: Uh yeah. I totally understand that's how you talk to a mentally screwed kit for life.'''

'''Rainflower: MY SWEET BABY FOO-FOO!!!!!!!! Oh, um, nevermind your too ugly. Oakkit?'''

Oakkit: What

'''Rainflower: Why do you always say what? Anyways your my favorite now.'''

Oakkit: What.

Rainflower: SHUT UP!!!!!

Oakkit: What