The Last Hope-OOF

Tigerstar: Attack! Come on Mapleshade, lets attack ThunderClan's weekly yard sale and scam a few idiots!

Mapleshade: Good Idea! But since we are soooooo lazy to walk there which only takes five seconds, lets ride a first class airplane! *Hijacks a random plane* There we go!

Shredtail: Can I come too! I just froze popsicles in the fridge! I want to sell them!

Mapleshade: You actually care enough for the Clans to sell popsicles!?!?! I'm shocked!

Shredtail: Ugh, noo. You see, they are made of like, 500,000,000,000,000,000,0000,1 deathberries!

Mapleshade: Ugh. First of all, that's not enough, and second, your only supposed to have three zeros, and then you have a comma. You sorta killed that rule at the last part over there

Tigerstar: Come on, you grammar nerds! Lets go raid the yard sale!

Mapleshade: Excuse ME!? You call this grammar? I'm just literally trying to fix this scamming mistake in a mathematical term! Come on, Tigerstar! Name all the infinite number of pi! Than tell me the square root of 6! Than tell me what 6/3 divided by 3/2 is! TELL ME-

Tigerstar: Whoa, whoa, whoa, what the heck! Mapleshade, where did you learn this!?

Mapleshade: My private tutor!

Tigerstar: You have a tutor! Sad life for you. Now lets start ruining these lifeless scamming idiots!

Mapleshade: SURE! *steer the direction of plane to the clearing of ThunderClan camp and crash in*

Firestar: HEY! HOW DARE YOU! I WAS ABOUT TO SELL 4 PAIRS OF TOTALLY FAKE GUCCI SHOES TO LILYHEART OVER HERE! SHE COULD HAVE GOTTEN SCAMMED!

Lilyheart: You were trying to scam me? Ugh, you are such a TERRIBLE leader, Firestar

Firestar: Thanks!

Jayfeather: Hello, random cats! Do you want something? Wanna borrow money?

Mapleshade: Sure! How much?

Jayfeather: Well, I only have $30,000,000,000, but I know Firestar has A LOT more than me, because of his daily scamming, and besides, he's leader of this this stupid clan. I'll steal some of his money!

Mapleshade: Thanks!

Jayfeather: *snatches Firestar's wallet* Oki, here you go! about 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 trillion dollars! Hey, did you see this pic on his wallet? Its Jimin from BTS! OMG he is a fan like me! But I like J-hope better. He is like, totally AWESOME

Mapleshade: You guys like BTS? you guys suck! I like Ariana Grande. I am an arianator!

Shredtail: Really? I am a HUGGGEEEE fan of Big Bang!

Tigerstar: Big Bang sucks! You guys, In my completely AWESOME opinion, I think Jungkook from BTS is like, the BEST!!!

Firestar: You guys are totally terrible. Stop naming the worst idiots on Earth!

Tigerstar, Mapleshade, Shredtail, Jayfeather: WHAT DID U JUST SAY!!?!!!?!!?

Firestar: Nothing! Just go to Mistystar. She might be selling Welch's and Chanel shoes! Bye! And please don't kill me! I'll buy you In n' Out burgers!

Tigerstar, Mapleshade, Shredtail, Jayfeather: OOOHHH YUMMY! FAIR TRADE! BYE GUYS!