Big Brother: ThunderClan Season 3/Week Five

WEEK FIVE, LIVE NOMINATIONS/INTRUDER SPECIAL
Rules: None

Superpower Holder: N/A

Voice-over: Hello and welcome to the LIVE NOMINATIONS AND INTRUDER SPECIAL! Please welcome your host, FERNCLOUD!

(Ferncloud walks on to stage)

Ferncloud: Hello, every cat! Welcome to the first LIVE INTRUDER SPECIAL!

(crowd cheers)

Ferncloud: But that's not the only reason this is live! The housemates don't know it, but for the first time in the history of Big Brother: ThunderClan, the roles are being reversed! You get to choose the nominees... and they get to choose the evictee!

(crowd cheers)

Ferncloud: Okay, seriously, is that the only way you know how to respond?

Cat in Crowd: No. We do it to annoy you.

Ferncloud: WELL IT'S (bleep)ING WORKING! SO STOP IT!

(silence)

Leafpool: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (faints)

Ferncloud: Hi, Leafpool!

Producer: She fainted, idiot. She can't hear you. Get on with the show.

Ferncloud: Right. Er... What do I do now?

Producer: Voting lines, then break,

Ferncloud: There's voting lines for this?

Producer: OF COURSE THERE IS!

Ferncloud: Right. Let's take a look at the voting lines!

(nothing happens)

Ferncloud: Uh...

Producer: WHERE ARE THE VOTING LINES!?

Director: There aren't any. Voting lines are only allowed for evictions.

Producer: (bleep).

Ferncloud: See? I told you there weren't going to be any!

Producer: No you didn't, you just questioned it.

Ferncloud: Shut up!

Producer: You shut up!

Director: Both of you shut up!

(Ferncloud and the Producer shut up)

Ferncloud: What do I do now, O Glorius Producer?

Producer: Ad break.

Ferncloud: Right. Ad break! Come back after the break where we'll meet the first intruder!

(after the ad break)

Ferncloud: Welcome back! It's now time for the moment we've all been waiting for!

Cat in Crowd: THE MOMENT WHEN I GET MY TOAST OUT OF THE TOASTER!?

Ferncloud: What? No, that's stupid!

(toast pops)

Cat in Crowd: Gotta go! (runs off)

Ferncloud: Right... Anyway, the moment you've all been waiting for! THE INTRUDER IS ABOUT TO ENTER!

(crowd cheers)

Ferncloud: That's getting really annoying... But please welcome CLOVERHILL!

(nothing happens)

Ferncloud: Cloverhill! That's your queue!

Cloverhill: I'm not going on unless you play the Canadian Nationalthem!

Ferncloud: (sigh) Fine. Producer?

(The Canadian National Anthem plays)

(Cloverhill walks on to stage)

Cloverhill: (starts singing terribly) OOOOOOO CANADAAAAAAAAAA, OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAAAAAAAAAAAAND!

(crowd boos)

Ferncloud: Finally! BUT, STOP SINGING! (slaps Cloverhill)

Cloverhill: Didn't even hurt.

Ferncloud: (sigh) Why did I spend the rest of my life in the Nursery? Anyway, how excited are you to enter the house?

Cloverhill: I'm really excited! By the way, do they have anything that's not meat in there that will provide me with the nutrition I need. I'm a vegetarian, you see. (eats marshmallow)

Ferncloud: Wait, you're a vegetarian, yet you eat marshmallows?

Cloverhill: (eats another) Yeah, so? Marshmallows don't have animal products in them!

Ferncloud: They have gelatine.

Cloverhill: (drops packet in shock) What?

Ferncloud: They do. I read it on Yahoo Answers!

Cloverhill: LIES! ALL LIES! (picks up packet of marshmallows and runs in to the house)

Ferncloud: (shakes head sadly) Some cats... are so idiotic. Let's cross to the house to see how the housemates react!

(in the house)

Mousefur: When are we going to nominate?

Rosepetal: We should be nominating already.

Spiderleg: I think something's up. Big Brother's trying to trick us!

Daisy: Wait! What week is it?

Redtail: Week five. Why?

Daisy: That means we're due for an intruder!

Yellowfang: (punches) NO IT DOESN'T! NOW SHUT UP!

Graystripe: Th-they can't do this to us! I-I I can't share my food with another cat!

Daisy: Oh, they're going to do it to us. Mark my words.

(sirens blare)

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Big Brother: INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!

Daisy: Told you!

Runningwind: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! ANOTHER POTENTIAL CAT TO STEAL MY LOVE! D:

Ivypool: Oh, shut up.

(everyone runs to the door)

(the doors open)

(Cloverhill enters)

Cloverhill: Hello, everyone!

Spottedleaf: Hi, I'm Spottedleaf!

Cloverhill: I'm Cloverhill!

Thornclaw: Hi!

Cloverhill: Hi!

Rosepetal: Hello, new housemate. Nice to meet you.

Cloverhill: Since when was Kristen Stewart allowed here?

Rosepetal: Nuuuuuuuu.

Mousefur: Yes!

Cloverhill: Hi, Mousefur!

Mousefur: (gasp) She knows me!

Runningwind: Hey! New cat!

Cloverhill: Yes?

Runningwind: (grabs Ivypool) STAY AWAY FROM THIS CAT!

Cloverhill: O...kay?

Ivypool: GO AWAY, RUNNINGWIND!

Cloverhill: I'm scared.

Daisy: YAY! A new friend!

Cloverhill: (kicks Daisy in thead) Shut up! No one likes you!

Yellowfang: NEW BESTIEEEEEEEE! (hugs Cloverhill)

Cloverhill: YAY! Well, now I'm hungry. (eats marshmallow)

Graystripe: (gasp) You have food? SHARE!

Cloverhill: No! These are my marshmallows!

Graystripe: (dives on Cloverhill) Give theeeeem! D:

Cloverhill: (holds packet away) NO!

Graystripe: Give theeeeeeeeem! D:

(Cloverhill accidentally drops the packet. The marshmallows spill everywhere)

Cloverhill and Graystripe: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Cloverhill: (points at Graystripe) It was your fault!

Graystripe: No, it was yours!

(they turn their backs on each other)

Big Brother: All housemates to the lounge.

(in the lounge)

Big Brother: Housemates, it's time for nominations, but before we do that, I'd like to say hello to Cloverhill!

Cloverhill: (jumps behind the couch) WHAT THE(bleep) WAS THAT!?

Thornclaw: That was Big Brother.

Cloverhill: (climbs back on couch) Oh.

Big Brother: Hi, Cloverhill.

Cloverhill: Hi!

Big Brother: Housemates. it's time for nominations.

Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Big Brother: But you won't be nominating!

Yellowfang: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! The one moment I live for every week! D:

Spottedleaf: WHYYYYYYYYY!? D:

Big Brother: You won't be nominating because it's ROLE REVERSAL week!

Spiderleg: Huh?

Mousefur: What now?

Big Brother: Instead of you nominating and the public choosing the evictee, the public choose who is nominated and you choose the evictee!

Yellowfang: YAY! BYE, DAISY!

Daisy: (gulps nervously)

Big Brother: The public have been voting all week to decide who's up. You're all in danger. Cloverhill is exempt of course, given she just got here.

Cloverhill: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Big Brother: And now, it's over to Ferncloud!

(Ferncloud appears on the TV)

Ferncloud: Hello, housemates!

Housemates: Hi!

Ferncloud: Are you ready to see who the public nominated?

Housemates: YES!

Cloverhill: OH. NO GREETING, THEN. THANKS!

Ferncloud: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I'M SORRY! D: HI, CLOVERHILL!

Cloverhill: Hi! xD

Ferncloud: Let's get this underway... We'll start with Yellowfang!

Yellowfang: (gulps)

Ferncloud: Yellowfang, the public have decided that you are... SAFE!

Yellowfang: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! (picks up Cloverhill and spins her around)

Cloverhill: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Daisy: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Cloverhill: (knocks Daisy out)

Yellowfang: Good job, my friend!

Rosepetal: Nuuuuuuuuu. Daisy, wake up.

Daisy: Wha-? I'm awake.

Cloverhill: How did she-?

Redtail: Spoof logic.

Ferncloud: Now, I'm going to reveal one more result! We'll go with Daisy!

Daisy: I'm so going to be safe.

Ferncloud: Daisy, the public have decided that you are... Well, the entire universe knew I was about to say this. You are NOMINATED!

Everyone but Daisy and Rosepetal: WOOHOO!

Rosepetal: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

Daisy: NUUUUUUUUUUU!

Spiderleg: Bye, Daisy!

Yellowfang: It was terrible knowing you!

Redtail: That's just heartless.

Runningwind: We might as well not reveal the other nominees. It's obvious Daisy's going home.

Daisy: No it's not!

Graystripe: Then explain why the Daisy haters club has over 3 billion fans worldwide.

Daisy: Um... Well...

Ferncloud: We now know Daisy is one of the four nominees and Yellowfang is safe! But who will join Daisy as a nominee? Find out after the break!

(after the break)