User:PrussiaFez

I've come to talk with you again...
Oh hello I see you've stumbled upon my account. 'ello m8 welcome to my trash hole. Go away.

I AM:

-Female, relatively straight

-Residing in the USA

-A mix of German, Irish, Norwegian, Swedish, Danish, and some other stuff I don't bother to recall.

-A Stale Meme

-An Artist/Animator/Writer

-Obsessed with cats

-An Anime Otaku

-A Sassy Tomate

-A Crazy Cat Lady

-Single-- in no current relationship

-An English Speaker

-The unofficial Incarnation of Hetalia Fem!Prussia

-A Self-proclaimed nerd

-A disgrace to humanity

Fear me, children

''It was then they caught sight of her. Curled up in the corner, her mouth slightly open, a nausea-inducing foam leaking from the corner of her lips and dribbling onto her worn navy-blue hoodie. And in her lap, a computer, the light cast from its glowing screen reflecting in her clouded, unfocused eyes, as if it entranced the creature. And then her hair-- no, her mane. A putrid shade of dirty blonde, cut short almost like a boy's. It was in terrible condition, disheveled and messy, crusted with salt from her sweat, and framing her red-splotched face. ''

She started rocking back and forth, her hands shaking as her fingers furiously pounded the keyboard-- never once tearing her eyes from the screen.

''"Dear Lord!" They cried, shielding their eyes from the creature. "What is that horrid thing?!"''

Well you're on her profile m8

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!"

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

8. Don't Use Any Punctuation

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your work/school Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children/YoungerSiblings Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

Copy and paste this list to your profile to make people who read bios smile.