User blog comment:Appledash/Random Chat/@comment-1913002-20100405194349

My fave books abridged:

2001: Two dudes and a computer go to Saturn because of a big rectangle. The computer becomes homicidal.

I, Robot: Robots malfunction, people find the explanation.

The Foundation Series: The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire IN SPACE!

The Robot Series: A detective and his robot friend solve murder mysteries IN SPACE (most of the time)

Fahrenheit 451:

Guy: I don't like books.

Clarisse: Read one.

Guy: Okay

Beatty: You can't read books

Guy: Oh. -kills Beatty-

Nuclear holocaust ensues