Squirrelflight's secret spoof

Alice: *Is reading warrior book* DIE ASHFUR DIEEEEE!!!!!

Ashfur: NOES!

Alice: Wait, you're not ment to talk to me when I'm in human form. Remeber!

Ashfur: I forgot, sorry ma'am.

Alice: Well anyways..... DIE ASHFUR DIEEEEE!!!!!

Mom: lights out Alice!

Alice: Why?

Mom: Because I don't like it when you kill Ashfur.



Spottedleaf: *Sits in the sky and eats pizza* Ohi.... Sorry, I knew the PROPHECY  GIVER 3000 turns on before you want it to! *Takes bite out of pizza*

Yellowfang: The  prophocy is blah blah blah, meh I don't know what I'm talking about..

Spottedleaf: What our un-hygenic friend here is trying to say is you are Squirrelflight

Alice: Whatev... *Sleeps*