Warrior Newz Episode Four

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Dovepaw: *Standing one inch away* FIRESTAR!

Firestar: OHMYGREATSTARCLANINSILVERPELT!

Dovepaw: Just though you'd ought to know that *takes deep breath* Mousefur announced her love for you, and Purdy got power tools becuase he's really jealous of you and him and Jayfeather's stick along with Ravenpaw (Don't ask) is coming and planning to take over every little stinking thing you have. Just thought you might want to know.

Firestar: I thought this was supossed to be a funny spoof?

Ivypaw: THE WRITER PASSED HER DEADLINE TWO WEEKS AGO AND STILL HAS NO INSPIRATION. LIVE WITH IT.

Firestar: Then we have a stinky writer.

Loveleaf: Pretty much.

Cloudtail: Um...you guys do know you are on the air right?

Firestar:Uh...why?

Loveleaf: 'Cause I'm the writer.

Firestar....

Loveleaf: Just sign off now.

Firestar: Why?

Loveleaf: 'CAUSE I'M THE WIRITER, IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT I CAN DELETE AND THEN ERIN HUNTER WILL KILL YOU OFF AND THEN...YOU'LL BE LIKE SPOTTEDLEAF AND STALK EVERYBODY.

Firestar: *sigh* I is Firestar

Dovepaw: You know who I am, and this is your newz. Have fun!