The Batwing and Jayfeather Show!

A comedy by Bluestar1776.

The Batwing and Jayfeather Show!
Jayfeather and Batwing walk out, and the crowd cheers

Batwing: Hello, everyone! Thank you, you're too kind! Now, on today's show, we're going to have many guests! Say hello to our first guest, Spottedleaf!

Jayfeather: -muttering- Hoo-rah.

Spottedleaf: Thank you, Batwing, it's really a pleasure to be here.

Jayfeather: Of course it is, I invited you.

Batwing: -steps on Jayfeather's tail- Now, Spottedleaf, for our first question. Are you, or are you not, in love with Firestar?

Spottedleaf: -rolls eyes- Even someone who's blind could see that!

Jayfeather: -snarls and leaps on Spottedleaf-

Spottedleaf: Ahh!! -runs out of the studio, Jayfeather attached-

Batwing: -stares after them- While, er, they settle that, let's bring out our next guest, Hollyleaf!