User blog comment:Phoenixlight13/Leaving./@comment-1839575-20110529010420

WHY do I always miss the exciting stuff? Seriously, this is just going to be the story of the rest of my life, isn't it? "Oh look, a giant escaped lion ran around TPWZL for AGES! EVERYONE saw him... except for ZAFFIE...."

"Aliens have landed! Where's ZAFFIE..."

"OMG it's a walking, talking edible apple pie! I wonder what kept ZAFFIE this time?"