Firestar Finds The Vorpal Sword

Part One (Before Firestar  Finds The Vorpal Sword)
Whitestorm: LALALALALALALALA SING A HAPPY SONG! LALALALALALALALA SMURF THE WHOLE DAY LONG! (is skipping,throwing flowers)

Sandstorm: (pads into camp) You are my sunshine.. (sees Whitestorm) Whitestorm-you're DEAD!

Whitestorm:Oh,alright then. (poofs)

Dustpelt;MAAAN THIS GAME IS FREAKING VIRAL! (taps buttons ferociously)

DS: Hufflepuff!

Sandstorm: O_o What the HELL is a HUFFLEPUFF?

Dustpelt: A house at Hogwarts. Duh!

Sandstorm: (picks up phone) Hello? Insanity clinic?

(phone makes funny noise)

Dustpelt:NUUUUUUU DUMBLEDORE D:

(One second later,ambulance drives in)

Darkstream: MOVE! MOVE! I've come to fetch...Dustywhatnot?

Sandstorm:It's Dustpelt,you idiot.

Darkstream:Whatevs. (picks up Dustpelt)

Dustpelt:EWWW! Go find a kittypet to huggle!

Darkstream: (mauls) FREAKING.NO!

Dustpelt:Fine.Go love Firestar.

Darkstream:Firestar! Yay!

Firestar:Do you have a unicorn?

Darkstream:No. Rainy stole it...

Firestar:Darn you.