Warrior Newz Episode Three

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Warrior Newz Episode One

Warrior Newz Episode Two

Mistystar: Yeah, like, to-tal-ly

Dovepaw: I know. Sometimes I just can't myself..*sigh*...Tigerstar...

Mistystar: *Sigh-

.*Really big epic flashing news sign that says in the most epical voice, "We interrupt your daily programming for a special news report" and flashes "Special News Report" appears*

Firestar: THERE HAS BEEN A FREAKING MOUSEFUR ATTACK OMSC IT'S RUNNING RAMPANT. IVYPAW IS LIVE ON THE SCENE!!!

Ivypaw: OMCS *runs in circles* DOVEPAW, MY FREAKING SISTER FORGOT TO CHANGE HER NEST. DBGHYSUDGHSUYDGHSJUGHCDGSBCDCGDG!!!!!

Everyone: *Stops*

Everyone: *Says at the same time* Is that a different language?

Mousefur: GET IN MAH BELLY!

Cherrykit: *Screams bloody murder*

Mousefur: WHERE IS MY CANE? I NEED TO DO SOME WHIPPING!

Brambleclaw: *screams bloody murder even higher than Cherrykit.*

.*Five miles away* Every twoleg window and door is shattered.

Ivypaw: AS YOU SEE, THIS IS A GREAT CATASTOPHE

.*At news station*

Firestar: *Laughing....bloody murder?* I'll get you my pretty!"

.*Back to Ivypaw*

Mousefur: *Stops, and in a really, REALLY, high voice.* And Toto too?

.*News Station.*

Firestar:0.o How about we sign off.

Ivypaw: SIGN OF FOR ME, MINION.

Firestar: Er...I'm Firestar and the *Real high girlish voice* cranky apprentice is Ivypaw.

Everyone: 0.o

Firestar: And this is Warrior Newz Channel!

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Mistystar: And that's all for Mistystar's Glam Glam Talk Show!