User blog:Melodybird/Things to say

Hey, those who read this. This is yet another of my un-interesting, poorly named blogs. If you have began to read this far, then that is more than I expected. SO READ ON! Or don't. BUT YOU SHOULD. But you don't have to. BUT YOU SHOULD. But you don't have to. (No, of  course I didn't steal that last bit from Zaffie's blogs).

Okay, no point in beating about the bush (I wonder where that saying came from. Who beats bushes, for StarClan's sake???)

Firstly, I have an 1,500 meter run on Wednesday. It's for my house on sports day. Basically, we have houses in our school, like in Harry Potter (in case you thought I meant actual dwellings). There are six. One person from each house represents the house in an event against the other houses. And as misfortune would have it, I got nominated for the1,500m run. BLEURGH. That's four times round a full sized racing track. This is what I ask of y'all:

I seriously need some inspiration to keep me going. So, on Wednesday, I'd appreciate it ENONOURMOUSLY if just one of you could think of me for a second (or my cat form!) sweating away on that stupid track. That way, I'd be able to tell myself that people across the world were wasting their time thinking about me, so I couldn't give up.

Secondly, I had a really bad day. But it's the thing closest to entertaining I can come up with right now. Here's a playscript of my terrible (yet remotely entertaining) D&T lesson:

''Teacher: Fry the onions! DO IT NOW!!!''

Melody (frying onions): Hmmm, I'm actually doing quite well!

''Teacher (comes over): THAT'S DISGUSTING! YOU PUT TOO MUCH OIL IN THE SAUCEPAN!!!''

Class: (sniggers)

Melody: Sorry, miss.

Teacher: PUT YOUR APRON ON CORRECTLY FOR GOODNESS SAKE.

Melody: But someone tied the apron up really tightly so I can't undo the knot they made.

Teacher: DO NOT TALK BACK TO ME.

Melody: I'm sorry miss.

Teacher: STOP DAYDREAMING AND DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE.

Melody (makes pastry cases): Okay, that's productive.

Teacher: You did it all wrong.

Assistant teacher: For goodness sake, can't you look at everyone else and see how they're doing it?

Melody (thinking as she works): Everyone else is doing it wrong, too!

Teacher: Have you put your quiches in the oven?

Melody (washing up): Yes, miss.

Assistant teacher: YOU'RE WASHING UP WRONG!

Melody: Sorry miss.

''Assistant teacher: You're meant to use a washing up bowl! Look at the people around you! Can you really not see that they're right and you're wrong?''

Melody (gets out bowl): Sorry, miss.

Class (sniggering): HAHAHAHAHAHA

Melody: Ahhh, the water's overflowing!

Assistant: WHY DID YOU POUR OUT THE WATER?

Melody: It was overflowing.

Assistant: You didn't have to pour it all out!

Melody (refills bowl): Sorry miss.

Melody's enemy (pours milk in washing up bowl when teacher isn't looking): HAHAHAHAHAHA

Assistant (to Melody): Why did you put milk in the bowl?

Melody (refilling bowl again): I didn't!

Assistant: Liar!

Annoying boy (puts too much washing up liquid in bowl): Fail!

Teacher: Melody, WHY IS THERE SO MUCH LIQUID IN THAT BOWL?

Melody (wanting to run off and forget the lesson): Wha...

Assistant (looks at leftover mixture): You wasted all that mixture.

''Melody: Sorry miss. Can I give it to someone else?''

Assistant: Everyone else has enough mixture to fill their faces, because they read the recipe, unlike you!

That lesson went on forever. I think I'm going to get an Unsatisfactory for D&T, which is stupid because I tried really hard and my parents spent money on the ingredients.

Adios!