Warrior Cat Explaination Spoof

This ia my second spoof EVER! Please leave constructive critism in the comments!

Constructive: Oh well, I really liked...... and I think you should change...

Unhelpful: Bwahahahahahaahahahha.

I'm not saying that I don't want you to make unhelpful comments, because this is a spoof and I have no idea how this is supposed to work. But please use common sense.

Spoof:

(Firestar, Sandstorm, and Graystripe are sitting around a table talking)

Firestar: How come none of us main characters ever had to take nightwatch?

Sandstorm: *pauses and strokes invisible beard while staring at a passing butterfly*  I guess we might have, but I guess the Erins thought that it would be too un-cool for us cool cats. *puts on shades while chewing on a toothpick with leather jacket. Puts hind paws crossed and on the table*

Graystripe: And Rowanclaw was a girl in the beginning and then was a boy. *invisable table flip*


 * Firestar whispers something in Graystripe's ear*

Graystripe: I mean... she was a she-cat then a tom!

Sandstorm: Can I go now?

Firestar: Um...yea. Now to Squirrelflight and Brambleclaw's conversation!


 * Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight are hanging out in the warriors' den.*

Squirrelflight: So,  how come we can speak and the two-legs can read and understand us?

Brambleclaw: because the Erins thought that it would be a good idea. Without them you or I wouldn't be here.

Squirrelflight: I wanna be a real cat!

Brambleclaw: You can't be because the writer Spirit says so.

Spirit: no I don't.

Brambleclaw: Yes you do. *slaps virtual face*

Spirit: that virtually hurt me! *slaps*

(message to Spirit: LEVEL UP!)

Spirit: *victory disco and screech*

Brambleclaw: And, without the fanfic writer we wouldn't be here doing anything. We would be living after the Last Hope. Would you rather be in the sunny forest with everyone still alive, or in the Last Hope with dead cats, dark forest and me as leader?

Squirrelflight: You as leader?! HERE!!