I Am The Walrus

I GUARANTEE 100% THAT THIS IS THE WIERDEST SONGFIC YOU WILL EVER READ IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE TIME. IF NOT, THEN YOU ARE PROBABLY AN ALIEN FROM LETTER MOOSE PLANET. TELL PRUDENCE THAT YOU HAVE LOST THE CHALLENGE, AND YOU WILL LEARN WHY THIS IS SO NMAD WIERD! NOW FIND THE HIDDEN BEATLES SONGS IN HERE OR ELSE MR. KITE WILL NOT BENEFIT, AND YOU WILL BE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE, ESPECIALLY WITH JOAN, WHO DIED FROM BEING BEATEN WITH A HAMMER. IF YOU DON'T THINK THIS IS WIERD, MAXWELL WILL FIND YOU AND THE LAST THING YOU WILL SEE IS HIS SILVER HAMMER! NOW GO READ THIS, AND LUCY IN THE SKY WILL TELL YOU, "I WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND!" WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? START READING MY SONGFIC, "I AM THE WALRUS!" I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together 

See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly I'm crying

Redblood sighed as his rabbit flew off of the cliff, his leader running away ffrom the Clan. Her nasty eyes shone as she she hissed. His prey was all gone. It had all either been stolen by Jumpyhole, or the cat with the brown eyes.

Oh, if only the medicine cat could give him some yarrow to make him throw up his life. Tears stung his eyes as he ran off to camp, and then he went to his apprentice, Skunkpaw's den. Her tail was bleeding, since she had chewed off most of it.

Redblood screamed and left the den, where the warriors were digging holes in the ground. Featherdarn's hole was the biggest, so he laughed. Featherdarn jumped into the hole, and red rocks tumbled down on him. The cat was dead.

Redblood went to the fresh-kill pile, where a half-eaten horse lay there. He took a big bite, the fresh meat releasing juices onto his mouth. So bliss...he then went off to the forest to kill a cow.

He HATED cows. COWS WERE SO STUPID!

Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come

Yellowsniffer waited by the Trouble Rock, where the shrews were having a fight.

His friend, Alderkisses was going to pick him up and take him to Chizzletown, where there were places that they could screech their lungs out for no stupid reason. Squirrel blood bubbled in the hot river, just burning like fire. What a horrible day.

At last, Yellowsniffer saw Alderkisses arriving. He held a plump stupid cow in his jaws, eyes crossed. "You ready?" He asked, muffled.

"Ma I sey, yhw," Yellowsniffer answered. He could only speak backwards.

"UOY KCUF!" A mouse screamed from behind. He must have been drinking some Tanning water. All these people were dumb, dumb, and very hungry.

"Well let's go!" Alderkisses said. But all the saw when they got there was the tip of Maxwell's silver hammer.

Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long 

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Carppaw ran down the road, waiting for his owner to ccome get him. "Come get me mommy!" He screamed as if his former servant could hear him.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">But the road let a puff of dust out as Rocky Raccoon slid by, shooting the lleh out of his boots. Frustration rushed down Carppaw's spine. Was his owner even coming?

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">As he walked, he noticed a strange sight. There was a lady standing by a parking meter, the word, "RITA," printed on her name tag. How odd.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The long and winding road spread in front of him as tears ran down his face. Would his owner ever come?

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">But then, a cat came out. "Hey kid. Your owner ain't coming, so why don't you stick by me?" He asked.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Of course, naive Carppaw agreed. But unfortunately, the stranger led him to Strawberry Fields, which was where nothing was real.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">I am the eggman, we are the eggmen, I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Listenwood hissed as the tree fell upon his ssa. It hurt so much, he wanted to scream.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Julia emerged from the ocean, and sang, "Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da, life goes on, bra!" Her smug grin was enough to make Listenwood throw up his last wishes.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">"Take me back to TihsClan," he sighed. Golden Slumbers filled his eyes, and pain seared his butt.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Lucy jumped from the sky, and carried him to TihsClan, where Michelle laid him on his side. "Michelle...ma belle," Listenwood sighed. "All you need is love..." With that, he died.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Sgt. Pepper raced over, and tried to revive him. It did not work. "Well, I have to admit it's getting better," he admitted. "We only lost one warrior this time. It's a day in the life."

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Blackbird screeched. "I WANT TO BE IN SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS ROCK BAND!"

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Mister city policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run I'm crying 

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">I'm crying I'm crying I'm crying

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">"Hey Jude," Torchcall said. "Take these golden rocks. You were made to go out and get her!"

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Jude glanced at Dannypaw, who was licking his crush, Sugarfish. Anger filled his heart. "I can't. There are too many cats swimming in the river, and one of them might drown!"

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">"To kcuf with those cats!" Torchcall. "For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool, by making his world a little bit colder."

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Jude nodded, then licked his tail. He climbed up the watermelon tree, nothing else in his paws. "But I don't want the gnikcuf rocks!" He shouted, staring at Sugarfish.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">"Too bad. Take it!" The golden rocks immediately started crying, and throwing themselves away.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">"I DON'T WANT THIS TIHS YOU CALL FREEDOM!" Jude screamed.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye 

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess Man, you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down 

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Cherryanger ran up and down the Rabbit Spine Hill. "Help! I need somebody!" She wailed. Then, she saw Graytear sitting all alone on a bloody rock. Pain filled her heart. "Ah, look at all the lonely people," she sighed. "Where do they all come from."

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The clouds filled in, and suddenly a yellow mouse fell from the sky. "LOOK IT IS THE BLACKBIRD!" She cried. But it was no blackbird...

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">It was a yellow bird.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Cherryanger turned to Graytear, rage in her eyes. "Your mother should know," she hissed.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">But then, Blueblack ran out of the bushes. "Why should you care?" He asked Cherryanger, laughing. "Baby, you're a rich man!"

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">"What the kcuf are you talking about? I'm not a boy! I'm a girl!" She spat. "Get lost!"

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">How had she not realized? Turkeys were a way too big for HER to eat.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">I am the eggman, we are the eggmen, I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The cat ran.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The cat screamed.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The cat filled her dish with corn.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">"OH DARLING!" The cat said. "Come together!"

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The cat never knew how red the cheese she had made was.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The cat hissed at Polythene Pam.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">"Here comes the sun!" The cat said, looking out the window.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">So the cat wanted a revolution.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The cat tried to celebrate his birthday without discovering why frogs couldn't teach her about quietly bouncing across the big wide shore.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The cat wanted to pee on the dead dog's eye, but collapsed on the corner. Oh, Rocky Raccoon...

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The cat lived in the yellow submarine.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The catlet it be, and whispered words of wisdom.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The cat visited the octopus's garden.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">"Love me do,"The cat pleaded. "Love was such an easy game to play. Now I need a place to hide away. Oh, I believe in yesterday!"

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The cat twisted and shouted.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The cat named her new way of pillow licking Debbie The Monster Jewels.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">JoJo sat down on the porch, confusion gnipar his mind. The sun was so bright. If so, then why was he sitting with his paws covered in penguins?

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Prying the stupid penguins off, he glared. "Everybody's got one."

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">At once, all of the penguins called to the Tame Brick Leader. "Why is there no school for the bad boys who want to smoke and be cool?" Rage filled them with each word.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The sun shook his head, not knowing the answer. Never would, never would he ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever try to fight the cloud of questions that came pouring in every day off.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Maples fell to the ground, and JoJo screamed.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">It couldn't be.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Was it already time to get back?!

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">'Cause I am the eggman, we are the eggmen, and I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Nothing could stop Giraffe.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">She was running fast and hard, feet thumping against the growing ground. Rain crackled loudly in the sky, while yttihs lightning and thunder fell to the ground. So bad.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Only she stepped on a chili covered rock, her feet burning. "SWEET LORETTA FART!" She cried as pain washed her joints.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Finally.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Finally the nowhere lion could revive up to the place where every cat had once peed in the aisle of sand structure, and blue jays could never fly again. Sometime during late morning, the eggmen would come, and everybody would know what leaves and elephants were again.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">YES! THE MOMENT THEY HAD ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">'''Expert textpert choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you ? '''

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied I'm crying

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The Acorn Cat laughed so hard he tihs his pants. Only he wasn't wearing pants.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">WHY WAS THIS CREATURE NOT WEARING PANTS?!

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">All the angry people of the world who had been searching for their ketchup mammals had given up looking because of HIM.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Finally, the turquoise dream cloud threw coins of rust from up above.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Never again would the Lassie Bird cry again.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Each.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Dumb.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Turtle.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Was plotting.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Against evil.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Semolina Pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower 

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan 

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">NO! THE CHESTNUT PIG WENT WITHOUT THEM!

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">"How dare you call me a faker!" Mrs. Lapton cried.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">"Because I can!" Bells yelled.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">But luckily, the Chestnut pig returned with a microphone in his pocket.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Mrs. Lapton cried in relief.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Hmmypaw flew in relief.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Tansypaw sighed in relief.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Idiot Dovepaw died in relief.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Relief relied on relief.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">"We can sing now!" They held up the microphone, and began to sing this:

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">I am the eggman, we are the eggmen, I am the walrus 

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">IS THIS WAS NOT WIERD, THEN YOU ARE INCORRECT. THAT IS A FACT. NOT AN OPINION.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">IF YOU FOUND ANY BEATLES SONGS, BLABBER ABOUT IT IN THE COMMENTS AND I'LL TRY TO LISTEN WITHOUT TURNING INTO A RAINBOW KANGAROO CAT LLAMA CORGI BUNNY!

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">YOU BETTER HAVE ENJOYED THIS IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.

<p class="b_paractl" style="border-collapse:collapse;border-spacing:0px;list-style:none;margin-top:0px;margin-bottom:0px;padding-bottom:10px;line-height:1.5em;color:rgb(68,68,68);font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">-COCOFART101