Warriors and the iPhone

This is a series where each warrior cat plays an app on the iPhone! I will choose some apps they play, but you can make some suggestions in the comments! If you want me to write about an app, let me know. You can also puck the warrior cat I write about!

Talking Friends
Hollyleaf: imma steal Bramblestar's phone and play talking Angela!

Lionblaze: OMG! Can I play?

Cloudtail: and me!

Hollyleaf: you never really grew up, did you, Cloudtail?

Cloudtail: *shakes head sadly*

Hollyleaf imma get the phone!

Hollyleaf: *steals iPhone*

Lionblaze: yes! The app is opening!

Phone: dear player, what year were you born in?

Hollyleaf: imma put 2018!

Cloudtail: that means you weren't born yet!

Lionblaze: put 1492!

Hollyleaf *puts 1492*


 * Christopher Columbus appears on screen*

Angela: hi! I'm Angela!

Cloudtail: no, you are a fat little baby!

Angela: no, you are a fat little baby!

Cloudtail: 🍟🍯🍳🍝😶😳😩😷😋😋◽😵⬇↗🕤⏪

Angela: 🍟🍯🍳🍝😶😳😩😷😋😋◽😵⬇↗🕤⏪

Lionblaze: dude, what do you expect, she repeats everything you say!

Cloudtail: stupid Angela!

Angela: shut up

Cloudtail..... AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!! *gets taken away to mental hospital*

Hollyleaf: ooh, press the chat button

Lionblaze: *presses chat button*

Hollyleaf types: Angela, do you want to explode?

Angela: not in particular.

Lionblaze: wow, Angela, you sound like siri.

Hollyleaf types: Angela, you are a lunatic

Angela: that is not nice!

Hollyleaf: what are you, the police?

Angela: yeeeeessssss....

Hollyleaf: *backs way nervously*


 * talking Ben appears in screen

Ben: *BUUUUUURRRPP!*

Lionblaze: eew, gross!

Hollyleaf: *barfs on screen*

Angela: you barfed on my new dress!


 * talking tom appears in screen*

Tom: I can sue you!

Hollyleaf: no!

Lionblaze: let's keep talking to Angela

Hollyleaf types: Angela... YOU STOLE MY UNDERWEAR THAT I BOUGHT FROM LAS VEGAS THAT SAYS I ♥ VEGAS!!!!!!!!

Angela: would you rather

A) explode

B) kiss me

Hollyleaf: nooo! Not with the stupid questions!

Lionblaze: A!

Cinderheart: *glares*

Lionblaze: B!

Talking ginger: hi everybody!

Ginger: *throws potted plant on Tom's head*

Tom: *passes out*

Hollyleaf: wow, you're just like Cloudtail. He used to eat food that looks like rabbit droppings and chase his tail.

Ginger: and where would I find this "Cloudtail"?

Hollyleaf: he was taken to the Four trees Mental Hospital

Ginger: *goes to mental hospital*

AnBramblestar you rather

A) kiss Tigerstar

B) Join ShadowClan

Hollyleaf: how do you expect me to choose between that?!! Wait a minute... How do you know about Tigerstar and ShadowClan?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lionblaze: oh, didn't you know? Angela has secret cameras in her eyes.

Hollyleaf: wait... WHAT?!!!!! Lionblaze, you imbecile!!! Why didn't you tell me?!!!!

Angela: I know where you live!!!! You are Hollyleaf, and your mother is Leafpool!!

Hollyleaf: Leafpool! You have a lot of explaining to do!!!!

Hollyleaf: *explodes*

Leafpool: my daughter is DEAD!!! *joins WindClan and kills Night cloud and Breezepelt*

Angela: hey Lionblaze, kiss me.

Lionblaze: *shrugs* OK.

Cinderheart: Noooo! *steals Lionblaze and locks him in cage*


 * silence*

Bramblestar: yes! The phone hacking powers worked! Thank you StarClan! I have my iPhone back! Angela! Kiss me!

Tom: she's my girl!!!


 * Squirrelflight hides behind bushes and Listens to conversation*

Bramblestar: Angela is my girl!!!!!

Squirrelflight: Bramblestar is mine!!! *stuffs Bramblestar in large sack and runs away laughing like a greedy elf*

Angela: Nooo! At least I'm a stalker. I know where he lives.

Tom: *explodes*

Angela: mwah hahahaha!

THE END!

Suggest another app I should do in the comments. Next app: toca hair salon me

-Cocopelt101