Camp thunderclan

Hello guys! I decided to make a spoof of warriors, but they are camping instead. Sort of like where they have to do camping challenges and have to survive. Instead of getting kicked out of camping, they chose to leave themselves, but it isn't as easy as you think! I got this idea from my brothers book, Save Rafe. I don't know, I was just thinking of the Idea. Feel free to edit any mistakes, but no changing the actual story!

Introduction
Bluestar: Hello, Thunderclan!

Sorreltail: Listen! Tell us what we are going to do or I will-

Bluestar: Security!

Sorreltail: I AM security.

Bluestar: Oh. Anyways, I am going to send 10 of you to the best place in your life! *Holds up postcard*

Squirrelflight: Im Excited to go! Anyone else? Anyone? Ayone?

Bramblestar: Look, squirreleh, in the postcard it shows that the cabins is broken down-

Bluestar: Thats why we are in tents

Bramblestar: The food is rotting-

Bluestar: Thats why we are catching our own food

Bramblestar: And It says here that purdy is the camp instructor is Purdy

Bluestar: Thats why we are... um.... Producer! Fire Purdy.

Rose: Ok! *Fires giant cannon at purdy*

Bluestar: Rose! What did we discuss about killing off your least favourite characters!

Rose: But the Erins do it!

Bluestar: suppose so...

Squirrelflight: No purdy don't die, I love you!

Everyone 0.o

Squirrelflight: Its the producer, She made me say that! She's mind controling us!

Everyone: Oh.

Ferncloud: But who will be the new camp instructor now?

Bluestar: Thankfully, I have a backup list! Ferncloud, Daisy, since all you do is sit in the nursery, I'm assigning you to the job

Daisy: No.

Bluestar: Fine, Graystripe, you be the new Daisy.

Graystripe: Sure! After all, Im totally responsible! Hey kits, did you know that if you sleep on the thunderpath, you get a million invisible pieces of prey?

Kits: Run and sleep on thunderpath

Ferncloud: Kitties, come back, graystripe was just being a meanie.

Kits: *Comes back* (To Graystripe) Give us some prey you piece of fox dung

Ferncloud: Where did you learn such bad words?

Kits: *Point at Graystripe

Graystripe: Um.. heheh

Bluestar: Enough. We need to know who will be the ten cats to come! Everyone can vote one cat in. No voting yourself. To vote someone, write their name on a slip of paper then give it to me or ferncloud.

Graystripe: Why not me? wait a sec, I have to go mindlessly walk into Shadowclan territory

Bluestar: Thats why.

Everyone: *Casts votes*

Bluestar: All Right, the votes are cast.

Random Thunderclan cat: Duh.

Sorreltail: *Kills random cat* I did my duty to protect you madame Bluestar.

Bluestar: *Purrs* Thank you Sorreltail

Bluestar: The 5 she-cat who will come are: Ivypool, Dovewing, Goldenflower,Squirrelflight, And Brindleface.



Ivypool: *Glares at Dovewing*

Dovewing: *Glares at Ivypool*

Bluestar: You can go on the bus now

Dovewing and Ivypool: *Fight each other while going on the bus*

Goldenflower: *Runs onto the bus*

Squirrelflight: Bramblestar! I'll never see you again! *Starts crying*

Bluestar: *Shoves squirrelflight on the bus* Starclan, who voted for her?

Brindleface: *Shyly walks onto the bus*

Bluestar: And now for the toms: Bramblestar, Ashfur, Swiftpaw, Dustpelt, and Longtail.

Millie: You can't make an apprentice join!

Bluestar: I couldn't kill him last time Millie, I have to try again.

Swiftpaw: D:

Bluestar: Now everyone listen very closely, lean your ears in.

Everyone: *Leans ears in*

Bluestar: LISTEN ALL OF YA, GET ON THE BUS!

Everyone: AUG my ears! *Runs onto bus*

Bus: *Drives away*

Current campers.

Dovewing ~ Still camping

Ivypool ~ Still camping

Goldenflower ~ Still camping

Squirrelflight ~ Still camping

Brindleface ~ Still camping

Bramblestar ~ Still camping

Ashfur ~ Still camping

Swiftpaw ~ Still camping

Dustpelt ~ Still camping

Longtail ~ Still camping