Warrior Cats: Mapleheart: the Stupidest Cat Who Ever Lived

"Wake up!" A paw batted a preety tortoiseshell.

"Wah?" The tortoiseshell woke up. "Are the dolphins here yet?"

"Dolphins?" Her Clanmate, Frostleaf frowned. "What are those? Are you okay, Mapleheart"

"What are those?!" Mapleheart pointed at Frostleaf's messy clumps of fur.

"That does it! I'm taking you to Flowerseed." Frostleaf guided her to the den.

Flowerseed looked up, her tail twitching. "What's going on, Frostleaf?"

"Ask Mapleheart a question." Frostleaf meowed.

"Mapleheart, what color are your eyes?" Flowerseed asked. (They're green)

"Sparkly!" Mapleheart grinned.

"Hmmm." Flowerseed meowed. "Mapleheart, I... I think you suffered from some brain damage from the last battle."

"Is it sparkly?" Mapleheart asked.

"No." Flowerseed tried to be patient but you could see she's running out of patience.

"Oh." Mapleheart cocked her head. "Then I don't want it. You take it."

"I don't want it either." Flowerseed meowed, just a touch of frustration in her voice.

"Oh." Mapleheart meowed. She turned to Frostleaf. "Do you want it?"

"No, I really don't." Frostleaf replied. "I don't want to share a den with you either. You're retarded."

"Hey! Be nice!" Flowerseed spat.

"She's right." Mapleheart meowed sadly. A sob shook her shoulders.

"No she's not." Flowerseed tried to soothe her.

Mapleheart’s mate walks in.

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