True love stories of warriors spoof

Leafpoool


Leafpool: *Gasp* A handsome cat! Will you be my mate?

Brambleclaw: NO.



Leafpool: *Gasp* A handsome cat! Will you be my mate?

Brakenfur: Was it just me, or did you just say that to Brambleclaw?

Leafpool: Yeah I did, I'm trying to get all the toms that have mates to like me!

Brakenfur: Why?

Leafpool: *Flutters eyelashes and says in a really flirty voice* Why not?

Brakenfur: *Drools* Well if that's the case.....

Squirrelflight: *Bursts in* Allright, who stole my mate?

Purdy: It twas I

Squirrelflight: Why?

Purdy: I wanted some pretty she cat to want him back.

Leafpool: Why?

Purdy: So that way she would have to kiss me to get him back!

Leafpool: Eww... Get out of my spoof please, and go head to the Purdy section

Purdy: *Teleports to the Purdy section*

Leafpool: Now, where were we?

Brakenfur: Right where we were about to become mates.

Leafpool: SQUIRRELFLIGHT!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!

Squirrelflight: WHAT???

`Leafpool: ARRANGE A WEDDING FOR ME AND BRAKENFUR!!!

Squirrelflight: OK!

Brakenfur: WHY ARE WE YELLING?!?!?!

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Cinderpelt: And now to kiss the bride!

Brakenfur: *Kisses*

Brakenfur: Leafpool....

Leafpool: What?

Brakenfur: I have something near and dear to say to you...

Leafpool: What?

Brakenfur: Have you been eating Mouse bile again? Your lips taste disgusting!

~TBC~

I win   at things   but lose  at just   as many 23:20, June 19, 2014 (UTC)