Warrior Cats on Acid

Chapter One: Warriors Meets Harry Potter
Ashfur: *Walking down the street* My life sucks. I love Squirrelflight. Brambleclaw is a *bleep*!

Harry Potter and Hermione Granger: *Also walking down the street*

Mudkit (Squirrelflight and Brambleclaw's daughter): *Stares* Oh my StarClan! I...I think I'm randomly in love with some Twoleg with a lightning bolt scar!

Harry Potter: That kitten is staring at me.

Hermione: No she's not! You're just saying that because you think you're the chosen one.

Harry Potter: I am the chosen one.

Hermione: *Battle cry* *Murders*

Harry Potter: *Dies* *Is dead* *DEAD*

Hermione: *Sees some green-and-yellow pills on the ground* Oh look, it's some random medicine! I don't know what it is. I've got a great idea - I should put it in my mouth!

Creepy puppet from that 'Don't You Put It In Your Mouth' commercial: *Nods* That's a wonderful idea.

Hermione: *Eats pills* *Loses mind* *Runs around going crazy*

Mudkit: Auntie Leafpool!

Leafpool: Yes, little kit?

Mudkit: What did that girl just eat? You know, the one who murdered my love?

Leafpool: *Looks at pills* Oh, dear. She's eaten...

Hermione: HAPPY PILLS!