User:Zaffie

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About Me
I am Zaffie!!

Name: Zaffie O'Banana.

Description: I am not a porridge.

Age: 42.

Favourite Food: Not bananas, surprisingly.

Favourite Colour: Not yellow. I hate yellow.

Favourite Animal: Not cats.

Favourite Thing To Say This Week: Pishskimo!

Stuff: If you don't like Doctor Who, I will kill you slowly and painfully with a banana. So there. :-P

More Stuff: I have inspired four siggies to date. While they may now have been changed, I was still responsible for siggies belonging to Misty, Heart, Aqua and Rosie. I am proud.

Even More Stuff: I tend to have a new favourite Tv series say... every month or so. This... month or so, it happens to be Sanctuary. My fav character is Ashley, and I am determined to start a rampage on the producers until they do something sci-fiey and bring her back to life in Season 3. Who's with me? We'll be riding rhinos into the studio and making a mess... oh yeah, and can anyone pay for my tickets to America first?

Joint Series
This is a series I write with the users Petalbreeze, Shigura, Maplefern, Hiddensun, Leopardkit, Ravenflight and Toalgnika.

The Rogues series 

Rogues: One | Rogues: Two | Rogues: Three | Rogues: Four | Rogues: Five | Rogues: Six

Rogues: Characters

Polls
There are currently two polls up on my talk page. The first one is random and nothing to do with warriors, but please vote anyway. The second one is described below.

I am not on school holidays any more, and don't have that much free time, so I will only write two chapters every weekend. There is a poll on my page for the series that should continue on weekends. I will write a chapter each for the two series with the highest votes. If you know people who read my stories, please alert them about the votes, as if no one votes the stories will not continue.

About Series
The Four Clans series is my first series. New Rising is the sequel series to The Four Clans, which is why it hasn't been writen yet. Storm Kits is a stand alone, as yet. The Beginning is a prequel series to RainClan, telling how it formed. The Rise of Evil Series involves cats made up by other users. If you want a cat in it, ask on my talk page.

The Four Clans and New Rising stories will have 12 chapters each. It has random chapter names.

Storm Kits will also have 12 chapters, and a prologue and epilogue. It has chapter names that tell whose point of view that bit is from.

The Beginning has 6 chapters per book.

RainClan will go for 10 chapters per book.

The Rise of Evil will go for 5 chapters per book, and a Prologue.

Prisoners of GorgonClan will go for 5 chapters per book.

The Stories part will only be updated every day, not during the day, so it may be slightly wrong.

Stories
Rise of Evil

One - Finished

Two - Finished

Three - Finished

Four - Chapter 5

Prisoners of GorgonClan

One - Chapter 1

Friends List
Feel free to sign :)

♣Gaelic Irish♣  (I LOVE your stories)

Hey Zaffie!! Friends!!

hi! i love your stories!Treestar - Warrior Of The Trees 09:39, April 21, 2010 (UTC)

16:21, February 28, 2010 (UTC) Hi! Maplefern May StarClan light your pathHow's the Prey running? 17:43, February 28, 2010 (UTC)

Heyy-- Leopardkit SunClan Forever! 21:58, March 3, 2010 (UTC)

Friends forever! -- Artimas Hunter Welcome to Bramblepath's Den 22:47, March 5, 2010 (UTC)

We is friends. I hope. XD Raven Randomness!  00:00, March 16, 2010 (UTC)

bffs. :) -- Icy Invading the fire 00:08, March 20, 2010 (UTC)

BANANNAS!!!!! :D :D :D :DDragonrie 22:26, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

That's what I was gonna say, anyway, BWF? (Best Warrior Friends?) -- ♥Shine star♥  03:01, April 4, 2010 (UTC)

I ish ur buddeeeeeeeeeee! Forestpaw13 My Talk

hi! User:Greenswift 10:16, April 10, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, Zaffie! =D Besty! =] -Leafwhisker 03:47, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Ello ello ello! Eat tacos, they are good for you. =) 火の毛皮  01:20, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

Can i be ur friend?=)(thx for the siggie!) Misty sun

Wazzup...besides the sky lol =D If U Seek Clover 22:19, June 1, 2010 (UTC)

New friend!!!!! Hai! >=D *tacklehugs/squish-hugs*  Robot Kitty   21:46, June 20, 2010 (UTC)

Yay! Banana buddies! Heartsky

HEYO The Horror Series Can you take the violence? 22:12, August 30, 2010 (UTC)

Yo! Keroio! Bananapaw and Pineapplepaw RULE! Cheesa Cheesa Pizza I am cheese pizza |undefined 17:56, September 11, 2010 (UTC)

Opinions on Users
Like everyone else's, put your name there. However, if you do put your name under this, you are signing a contract which solemnly agrees that you are not a porridge, a flamingo or a banana and that you will not be hurt by anything I say. Thank you. Carry on, chaps. Pip pip!

Rosie - Well, I met her by having a long, painful religious argument, but that's nothing new. She is very cool, funny, good at drawing and singing Christmas carols, and takes things seriously. Verdict: a pineapple.

Heartsky - An excellent example of a banana buddy. Has an epic massive family and is very cool at joining in with my random crazes. Creative and pretty awesome in general. Verdict: an airplane

Aqua - Don't know her as well as I would like, but I've heard rumours of the incredible impressions of various animals she does. Has the same epic massive family as Heart, and is pretty good at writing. Verdict: mint tea.

Leopard - My most awesomest buddy! Well, one of them. She cracks me up, makes me laugh, and is a bit... strange... but she wins at life in an epic manner. She also wins at life cos she is a twinnie. Verdict: port-wine jelly.

Sunny - Well, she's sort of sweet, except not the kind of icky blond sweet that makes you want to throw up. Like fair sweet. And she's good at writing too, not to mention sorting stuff in a calm and peaceful way. Plus she encouraged me in an epic manner when I first joined. Verdict: a plum.

TPL - I have to say that we haven't seen that much of each other, but from what I've seen she's nice and very funny. Oh yeah, and she writes well too. Verdict: a helicopter.

Snickers - Hmmm. She's nice to me in an epic manner every time we meet, but I think there's a big time difference, cos we never seem to be on at the same time! Pretty cool though, in spite of all that, and I'd like to know her better. Verdict: a clothes horse.

Birdpaw - I like her as a person, and some of her stories are really awesome, but there is a slight grammar problem... but that's just me cos I'm a grammar freak. Aside from that, she is incredibly awesome, and a good friend! Verdict: half an elephant (the front half).

Siggies
Zaffie  Welcome to my Den

Zaffie

Zaffie Evil is Rising

Zaffie Hedgehogs Do Fly

Zaffie Myths and Legends

Zaf Just one drop.Silence will fall.

Jenna  Stormfire  "Your eyes, Jen. What's happened to your eyes?"

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