User blog:Pink Bunny 22/BUNNIES ARE ILLUMINATI!!!!

Guys I'm new but I think that bunnies are ILLUMINATI because they look so sweet and innocent on the outside but they could secretly rule the world on the inside!

See, the world gave them special legs that make them run really fast, and this gives them much power! This way, it will be harder for people to catch them and destroy the rulers of the world. So they can run fast! They can outrun mankind, usually, and when you mess with them too much, they can kick you. And it will hurt. Bunnies are powerful and strong.

They are humble creatures, so they don't show off their powers as other animals would. They simply keep it all to themselves, so that everything is private enough. The world trusted them with this power, because they knew that the hearts of rabbits would be a safe container to keep magic in. You can tel, because rabbits are sweet and cuddly but powerful if you bug them.

Rabbits and bunnies always look for a way out of the cage if they are kept as a pet, usually. This is because they want to run out, and help the world with its power. And they influenced the human mind to always want to adopt cats or dogs instead of them, because cats and dogs hunt rabbits when they get the chance.

They also have power of humans because we always cry when we hear about Bunny death or some other bunny sad thing. So we worship these fuzzy white bundles without even knowing it.

Their tails are short and fat because if they had long tails, humans would find them more interesting that such a small animals could have such a long tail, and rabbits would be more popular, and then the powers could get exposed.

Seriously, I don't know how you guys didn't realize this at first. oh well, now you know.

What do you think? Let me know in the comments.

-Bunneh