User blog:SmudgyHollz/Embarrassing??

Okay, from between November and January, I have managed to do some very embarrassing things! Here are my Top 3:

Top 1: On Monday I asked for help in Enabling Technologies (ICT, or whatever the heck you call it) and, well, obviously the teacher came round to help me. Since the room was set out in such a way - the desks around the edges of the room with the computers on top of them and a big empty table right in the very middle - and the swivel chairs, stupidly, don't move, he knelt down beside me. I guess you know what its like - his hand on the back of your chair, practically sitting on the floor beside you. Well me, being my anxious, shy self, failed to notice that he was kneeling - all that I was aware of was the hand on the back of my chair. So flustered, I reached down to get something from my bag which I had at my feet. But my hand found only the teacher's knee. As you can imagine, my cheeks burst into flames but luckily, nothing was mentioned of it. At least I didn't accidentally kick his leg, as one of my friends did.

Top 2: Today in fact, I managed to walk around through fifth to eighth period and get on the bus, not realizing that my it had started. Fortunately I was wearing black, but let's just say that I deserve a medal for making a stain that large in such a little space of time - without even knowing!

Top 3: In French, Mr Crookshank - who is really a PE teacher but was filling in - called out the Register. When he reached my name, I shouted "Here"! But he didn't hear me. I repeated myself, just as he called out the next name. The worst part was that the person I had accidentally shouted "Here" for, wasn't actually there!

So, is it just me, or does anybody else have any stupid stories they would like to share?