User blog:RedPandaPotter/HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WILLIE!

Sorry. I just had to do that to grab your attention.

But the title says it all: Happy Birthday, William Shakespeare!

Or so they think.

You see, no one knows when is actual birthday WAS, but since the Catholic law said that you have to be baptized a mazimum of four days after your birth (he was baptized on April 26th), we can deduce the general date, 21-25, 23rd's in the middle, let's go with the 23rd, they said, so here we are.

On Shakespeare's birthday. My class celebrated it. We got cupcakes!

WHICH leads me to a very interesting and somewhat weird story. I was eating my cupcake, y'know? I don't like frosting, especially when it's colored to look like blood. I'm sitting in the neighboring classroom watching the Beatles do Hamlet (don't ask), and I shovel my frosting off my cupcake and onto my plate, where my friend (who happens to be of opposite gender of me) scoops it up with his fork and stuffs it on his own cupckae. I mean, SERIOUSLY. Just because I don't LIKE it doesn't mean I'm not going to EAT it. He didn't even ask! Which annoys me, y'know, if he had asked, I still would've said no, but it lightens the...the general...-ness of it all.

Anyhow, let's sing!

(Music note that indicates singing when your TV is on mute) Happy Birthday to thee! Happy Birthday to thee! Happy Birthday, William Shakespeare! Happy Birthday to thee!

(and many...um...less....?)

So. Before you go to bed tonight, read some Shakespeare, say some Shakespeare, quote some Shakespeare, talk like a Shakespearean!

And GOOD NIGHT!

That's all, gathering cats.

I am  Spinifex - The Porcupine Grass  because Zaffie said so!  22:06, April 23, 2012 (UTC)