User blog comment:Zaffie/I'm Too Lazy To Think Of A Creative Title - Read It Anyway Please? CHICKEN SKEWERS!/@comment-4971289-20121101112020/@comment-1839575-20121101221348

'Wasn't it something like Jon-Pierre River' sounds suspicious, as though you read the other comments and discovered the correct answer. (To be fair, I should have thought of that when I was writing this blog) I challenge you to find out the name of Jon-Pierre's illegitimate son. xD

But good story anyway. LOL