Hopestar's Dumbness

"Hey guys," she yowled.

"WHAT!?"

"I have a surprise for you," she purred. "Hopefully it's a good one," muttered Grosspool.

"One, we have a new apprentice, Gemmiekit," yowled Hopestar. Gemmiekit, a black-and-white she-kit, the daughter of Hopestar and Emmetstar (they mated because they were to dumb, they didn't know they were brothers and sisters), and the BEST CAT IN THE CLAN!!!!!

"Hoi, people," she yowled. "OH NO! WHAT IF SHE BECOMES THE NEXT LEADER!?"

"The Clan's new name is BestClanEverYeClan," announced Hopestar, ignoring the protests.

The Clan threw pies at Hopestar. Suddenly, out of nowhere, poofed a magical, mystical, StarClan cat, the writer of this story!!!!! TURTLE TAIL!!!!!!!!!!!! "BE DERPY," SHE COMMANDED.

"What does derpy mean?" Asked Hopestar.

Turtle Tail petted Hopestar. "Do good, my pet," she meowed, AND POOFED AWAY AGAIN!!!!