Funny Warriors Commercials

This is where EVERYONE posts the best, stupidest, funniest Warriors-related commercials of the millenium! This page is open for ANYONE to edit, so make up a stupid commercial and write it here!  HA WK FI RE98  00:39, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

Purr-fect Brownie Pan
Darkstripe walks in. He is wearing overalls and sparkly high heel boots.

Darkstripe: Tired of having awful burnt brownies that stick to your pan? Tired of having to rip them apart to get to the warm chewy soft inside? Well with the Purr-Fect Brownie Pan, that will all disappear!!

Poppydawn: *gasp* REALLY??

Darkstripe: Absolutely! The Purr-Fect Brownie Pan is only $23.99.99.99.99 and a fourth of a cent!

Poppydawn: Only $23.99.99.99.99 and a fourth of a cent!! WOW! *wide eyes in awe*

Darkstripe: Plus shipping and handling. NOW PICK UP THE FREAKIN PHONE AND CALL THE NUMBER BELOW OR WE WILL ROB YOUR HOUSE AND TAKE ALL OF YOUR DANIMALS CRUSH CUPS!!!

Poppydawn: *freaks out and looks on the screen below, types in the number, and orders a brownie pan*

Darkstripe: REMEMBER, WE WILL TAKE YOUR FAVORITE ANGRY PURPLE DOG AND YOUR DANIMALS CRUSH CUP IF YOU DONT CALL!!

Poppydawn: *diles numbers so fast that the phone bursts into flames* Toothpaste and coconuts!! *curses violently at the phone and leaves*

Number that was down below: 1-800-YUR-DUMB Call now!