Warriors Spoof: The Medicine Cats Unite

Hai, this is the spoof sequel to How the Moonstone was Discovered. I suggest strongly thyat you read that first, before you read this (because you night not know what's going on.)

Anywho, enjoy. :)

The Medicine Cats Unite
''It is the half-moon. The medicine cats are about to meet up at Fourtrees, getting ready to pay a visit to the Moonstone. But everything started to go crazy when...''

Mothflight: *bounces to Fourtrees on a pogo stick* GIMME AN M! GIMME AN E! GIMME A -

Cloudspots: Comfrey?

Mothflight: NO! IT'S GIMME A D, YOU ThunderClan MOUSE-BRAIN??! D:

Cloudspots: ? I thought this was meant to be about herbs? D:

Mothflight: No! StarClan sent me a dream last night. They told me not to speak with them. They told us to play MONSTER HUNTING!!!!! :D :D :D

Cloudspots: What in the name of StarClan is that?

Mothflight: IT'S PORK PIE!!! ;D ;D

Cloudspots: ? D:

Mothflight: GIMME AN I! GIMME A C! GIMME A -

Pebbleheart: QUIET! *turns into kit* KIN MUSTN'T FIGHT!

Cloudspots: *stares at kit Pebbleheart* IT'S KIT PEBBLEHEART!!! *picks up kit Pebbleheart and throws him in air*

Kit Pebbleheart: MUMMY! D:

Turtle Tail: NAUGHTY PEBBLEY! *turns Pebbleheart back into an adult cat*

Pebbleheart: Ow. StarClan's kits!!! D:

Emberkit: What did you just say? *claws Pebbleheart*

Pebbleheart: OOOOWWWW! *Starts clawing himself*

Dapplepelt: Did I just see Pebbleheart claw himself??? >:)

Pebbleheart: *stops clawing himself* No.

Mothflight: GIMME AN I! GIMME AN N!

SkyClan medicine cat: What's she doing?

Mothflight: *******! It's you! :D

SkyClan medicine cat: You're not allowed to say my name, remember? THE ERIN HUNTERS STRICTLY FORBID IT!!! D: D: D:

Dapplepelt: WHAT? THERE'S MORE THAN ONE ERIN HUNTER??? D:

Cloudspots: There's six.

Dapplepelt: CRIME! *mauls Cloudspots*

Cloudspots: AVADA KEDAVRA!! *points wand at Dapplepelt*

Dapplepelt: *dies, and them comes back to life*

Pebbleheart: DAPPLEPELT'S THE SECRET RIVERCLAN LEADER!!! :D :D :D

Dapplepelt: No, I'm not. Cloudspots didn't kill me. I faked it.

Cloudspots: D: D: D: D: D:

Pebbleheart: D:

Mothflight: IT'S MAGICAL!!!! :D

''To Be Continued