Emberstar Meets her Creator

Emberstar: Hi! This is Emberstar! You know, I've got my own series? No? I feel offended. Anyway, Twolegs... sorry I ment people have been sending me mail, so I thought I'd share this with you! First letter is... wait... what?

Q: Will you shut up already?

Emberstar: That was from... hey! BramblestarvsAshfur! The newbie? I have one thing to say: your name sucks. Bramblestar and Ashfur's love for Squirrelflight has been dead since The Power of Three.

BramblestarvsAshfur: *cries a river, builds a bridge and gets over it* You do realize I created you right?

Emberstar: No, you created Firestorm and Redfire who created me.

BramblestarvsAshfur: AAGH!

Emberstar: Say, that was a good monster impression. You're hired for that role if my series turns into a movie.

BramblestarvsAshfur: No... it's my series and I decide the roles.

Emberstar: But the series is called Emberstar.

BramblestarvsAshfur: Stupid mouse-brain.

Emberstar: *mauls BramblestarvsAshfur*

BramblestarvsAshfur: Owie! Be nice to me! I can do anything I want to do to you.

Emberstar: I broke your arms. You can't write anymore. Bwah ha ha!

BramblestarvsAshfur: Then how can I finish the story?

Emberstar: Oh.

(Miraculous miracle happens and BramblestarvsAshfur is miraculously healed)

Emberstar: Better?

BramblestarvsAshfur: Much. *turns Emberstar into a bug*

Emberstar: *squeaky voice* No fair! I helped you!

BramblestarvsAshfur: Life isn't fair. (Kills Emberstar a 13th time) I win! Good-bye you idiot.

Emberstar: *soul appears* Ha ha ha.

BramblestarvsAshfur: What? No fair!

Emberstar: Life isn't fair. *mauls BramblestarvsAshfur again*

BramblestarvsAshfur: *dies* *soul appears* I hate you.

The End