User:Cocopelt101/Coco's guides! Genres"

Well here is how to make a genre!

Another guide lol

Le Title
Creambutt: hmm I call this story a broken heart. I think it shall be a spoof.


 * magic cat named Cocopelt appears*

Cocopelt: say what??

Creambutt: I'm writing a spoof called a broken heart!

Coco: *throttles*

Creambutt: what was that for?!!

Cocopelt: choosing the wrong genre for a story!

Creambutt: 😶

Cocopelt: um, how is a spoof called a broken heart?!!

Creambutt: dunno.

Cocopelt: well, try making it a romance! Will other cats actually associate Heartbreak with humor?!

Creambutt: hmm. Good point...

'''Never make a spoof called a Broken Heart! How is that even funny? Same for a battle story called Ivypool dates an eggplant. Seriously, try to choose the write (pun intended) genre!'''

Le Storyline
Creambutt: OK, I changed the name to LeafpoolHasPizzaBrains!

Cocopelt um...Kay?

Creambutt: I think it will have Leafpool telling her clan specifically that she hates them, and then leaves them!

Cocopelt: yes, but this is a spoof! How about some nyan cat? Pizza? Exploding giraffes?

Creambutt: fine

Leafpool smelled a telephone and then had 35 kits with Crowfeather, and blackmailed a cucumber, and spottes some floating elephants behind the eiffel tower!

Cocopelt: seems random enough to me!

Creambutt: YAY

'''If you're going to make a spoof, make it random! Lively! Romances are sometimes sad, lovey-dovey-barfey, and stuff. Battle stories are action-filled, sometimes adventurous, and bloody most of the time.

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