What StarClan cats REALLY do

StarClan's Hunting Grounds...

 * BlueStar: Let all cats old enough to catch their own prey gather for a clan meeting!!!
 * Yellowfang: NU I'M NAPPING
 * Bluestar: Silverstream, wake Yellowfang up!!!!!
 * Silverstream: QUIT YELLING
 * Bluestar: Better?
 * Silverstream: Yes. Now. YELLOWFANG WAKE UP OR I'LL SEND HOLLYLEAF AT YOU
 * Bluestar: And you told ME not to yell?
 * Yellowfang: NUUUUUUUUU NOT HOLLYLEAF
 * Leopardstar: What's the meeting about, Bluestar?
 * Bluestar: THE DARK FOREST CATS. MAPLESHADE SCRACHED A TREE.
 * Spottedleaf: *gasp* A TREE!?
 * Bluestar: More or less.
 * Whitestorm: THEY MUST DIEEEEEEE!!!!!!
 * Honeyfern: THEY ARE ALREADY DEAD
 * Whitestorm: Do I care?
 * Snowkit: Um, yes?
 * Leopardstar: WAIT, SNOWKIT, WHY ARE YOU HERE!?
 * Snowkit: Uh, I felt like it.
 * Fallen Leaves: It's fine, as long as she didn't drown
 * Leopardstar: SHOT UP OR MY ANCESTORS, DA OCELOTS, SHALL KILL YOU
 * Fallen Leaves: We're both already dead, Leppy. REKT.
 * Leopardstar: AAAAAAAAAAAAH WHYYYY
 * Yellowfang: Guys, Jayfeather is here.
 * Jayfeather: I felt like dreaming of StarClan
 * Spottedleaf: We don't have time for this
 * Jayfeather: *dissapears*
 * Spottedleaf: Good.
 * Honeyfern: BUT HE'S MY FRIEND
 * Whitestorm: SHUT UP
 * Bluestar: Kill me
 * Honeyfern: You ARE dead
 * Bluestar: ...
 * Firestar: WHO CARES, HONEYFERN
 * *StarClan cats all argue*
 * Tallstar: HUSH
 * Bluestar: I HAVE A PTOPHECY
 * *all cats look at Bluestar*
 * STARCLAN WILL BE DISTROYED
 * *cats gasp*
 * Bluestar: BY FIREWORKS
 * Yellowfang: BURN THE FIREWORKS
 * Ferncloud: BUT THEN THEY'LL GO OFF
 * Yellowfang: Do I care?
 * Snowkit: Nooooooo...
 * Whitestorm: GO AWAY, SNOWKIT
 * Leopardstar: I'm leaving
 * Blackstar: Where to?
 * Leopardstar:...
 * Leopardstar: The dark forest
 * *all cats shut up*

In The Dark Forest

 * Tigerstar: I like cupcakes