PhoneClan. *spoof*

i have no life confirmed, i have no life.

TEH PROLOGUE
Troutstar in the forest one dakr night, sniffing around for the abnormal smell that came into his den every night. He came into a moonlit clearing, staring in shock at a small black box in the center of it.

"What is that?" He hissed as he nudged it open, revealing a black near flat rock. He poked it, and that was when the light emitted from the strange device.

"Huh!?" He leaped back as it turned blue on one side, with all these squares appeared on it. "It's beeping.." He crept back from it, but then it started singing..

"I PLAY POKEMON GO EVERYDAY!" It screamed, and Troutstar got a closer look at it.

From there on out things went fuzzy.

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"Guys! Guys! Look what I found!" He ran into camp screeching, holding the 'phone' in his paw as he held it up to the sky. "It beeps and sings songs if you press this button!" He began to bounce and shimmy.

"Oh dear, Troutstar, what happened now?"

"I AIN'T TROUTSTAR ANYMORE!" He yowled violently, tapping the phone and making it do the beep boop noises again. "I'm PANCAKESTAR!" He jumped onto the clan rock. "We are PhoneClan, you guys can get phones in this basket, and customize it at the customization desk!"

Curiously, some wary clan members went to the basket and took out 1 phone, tapping it to see the bright light coming from them. Quickly, few rushed over to the customization desk, getting various styles of phone covers.

"Mine is a unicorn barfing rainbows!" "Mine is a dancing fridge!" "Mine is pikachu!" The cats erupted into chatter, showing off their new phones, while Pancakestar got a meeting script ready in his notes.

"Okay, cats of PhoneClan gather around for a dapper meeting, don't forget your phones!" He called into the crowd, watching them scramble to the meeting. "Today I change some names, tomorrow I change more. Goldfur, Icewhisker, and Silverleap come here."

Silverleap clutched her rainbow phone with a unicorn on it tightly, shuffling forward silently. Goldfur leaped to his position, apparently texting his younger sibling, Blazepaw at the same time with his pikachu phone. Icewhisker was taking a selfie before she decided to come, taking a group picture of Goldfur and her.

"Goldfur, you are Pikachufur! Icewhisker you are Fridgewhisker! Silverleap you are Unicornleap!" Pancakestar continued his clans name to change, turning everybody into weirdos with his blabber. Then he took a clan selfie, and the days of LakeClan was no more.

Then I was born, pretty little Dapperkit. Yup, thats my name, Dapperpaw. Everybody went insane that day, but I was normal. And dapper, very dapper. VERY.

So yeah, this is my story from my perspective, pretty little Dapperpaw.

Leader
Pancakestar - Pancake colored tom with brown eyes like syrup!

Deputy
Pikachufur - Yellow tom with some black on him.

Medicine Cat
Breadface - Tan she-cat with bread on her face, phone with a toaster on it.

Warriors
Unicornleap

Rainbowdove

Fridgewhisker

Dancingflame

Textmessage

Websitewing

Randombouncer

Wobblewave

Discoballnight

Apprentices
Dapperpaw

Breakfastpaw

Pizzapaw

Mythicalpaw

Blanketpaw

Queens
None

Kits
None

Elders
never too old to have fun

Tech Support
Funkytech

Dabpelt

Selfiedancer

CHEPTAR WUN - PARTEH TOIME!
I glanced around quickly, waiting for the right moment to leap out of my den. I could see the sleeping forms of Breakfastpaw curled around Mythicalpaw, and Pizzapaw and Blanketpaw in the other corners of the den. Their poster of Twilight glistened on the wall as if begging to be noticed by the sleeping apprentices under it. The self installed disco ball glittered on the ceiling and a radio was positioned in the corner.

As I checked my phone (which had toast with top hats on as the cover) I peeked at the time warily of what happened when it struck midnight.

Today was the day of the party moon, and I was determined to be up at the right time to see it happen. The warriors would tell tales of stuffing their mouths with catmint and swinging from disco balls middle of the night, and it sounded so true, and I wanted to enjoy it so much.

I blinked, stuffing my phone back into my conveniently placed pocket, only a minute away from the best party of my life. He prepared my leap, waiting eagerly for the signal of the party to start. I heard the whispers of the warriors discussing the party with excitement.

Then I got a notification from my phone. I got a text from Pancakestar telling me to be ready at the den entrance. Then the disco ball turned on, flashing around the den as colorful lights lit up around camp. It was started now.

"PARTY TIME!" A yowl came from multiple cats as I busted from the den, scrambling to get the juiciest (and most effective) catmint at the medicine cat den which had turned into a catmint trade shack. I grabbed my money from my other pocket at put it on the desk. "Gimme the best you got!" I yowled as cats began to sing to the songs playing. Breadface nodded, grabbing multiple leaves of catmint as I shouted "Moar! MOAR!" before I stuffed my mouth with it. The world spun around me as I ate them quickly.

"TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!" Pancakestar dived off the epicrock, dabbing through the crowd of cats to the fruit punch bar in the back. Cats were lapping drinks from their cups and eating catmint like there was no tomorrow, and it was epic. Music blared all around me as I went behind a decorated shrub (it had a Justin Beiber poster on it)and put my pants on my head before running around all crazy.

"I AM DAPPER, DAPPER, DAPPER! I AM DAPPER, DAPPER TOAST I AM!" I sang as I flipped around camp, my eyes glancing everywhere at once, eyes narrowing on the big discoball under the epicrock. And with a powerful kick I leaped onto the shiny ball, and was swinging like YOLO! (which I texted to Mythicalpaw aka my BFF!) And with that I went very very crazy. It became a fast paced blur.

I had foam in my mouth as I danced around camp in a trance, hearing the chants of "Go Dapperpaw!" echo from the crowds of cats I shoved through, dabbing on occasion.

Then the other apprentices came, and life itself changed forever. The bottles of soda that weren't being chugged in one gulp where being rocketed into the air and exploding short after, resulting in a very sticky pelt. So I took a selfie and posted it on twitter with #Partyfur.

Within seconds I got very many likes and tweets, so I decided to go show my bros. They were cowering in the den, trying to hide from the epic music outside. I wondered where I put my keys to get in the den, but I found them cause they were just in my paws. So I unlocked the door and peeked in the door.

"SHUT THE DOOR, DAPPLEPAW!" And I froze.

They just called me Dapplepaw.