Community New Year's Spoof

Since these are so popular now, I thought I'd start one about New Year's. Should be interesting... ♪ Spottedhead ♫

Dovepaw: *whistles* Do dum do dum, Christmas is over and Firestar is dead! Yay yay yay!

Firestar: *teleports in* No, I'm not!

Dovepaw: *sighs* Only one improvement then.

Bluestar: *kills Firestar*

Dovepaw: WTS? Bluestar, aren't you dead?

Bluestar: Yep! But I came back to life and killed Firestar because he wasn't fufilling my wishes.

Whitestorm: *kills Bluestar* All better! *teleports away*

Dovepaw: Back to two improvements then.

Tigerheart: Dovepaw, if you forgive me for lying to you, I'll tell you about a super-secret holiday!

Dovepaw: OKAY!

Tigerheart: It's called New Year's! Twolegs celebrate it by yelling out numbers until the new year! We should celebrate it with the Clans! Maybe we can make world peace!

Dovepaw: You set your goals too high. XD But sure!

(At the ThunderClan camp)

Dovepaw: Now that Firestar is dead, I am firing Brambleclaw from deputy and I'm being leader with Ivypaw as my deputy. We are now celebrating New Year's!

Brambleclaw: But-but-but you guys aren't even warriors yet!

Dovepaw: Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me! I'm now Dovewing, you're now Ivypool, yadda yadda yadda. I have nine lives, I'm now Dovestar. All better! Now, how do we celebrate New Year's Tigerheart?

Tigerheart: We need disco balls, invitations for the other Clans, megaphones, streamers, and hats.

Dovestar: Blossomfall, Graystripe, Leafpool, Rosepetal, and Lionblaze, go steal stuff from Twolegs. Everyone else gets to make stupid cards for the dumb Clans! Yay! Now leave while I mate with Tigerheart!

Everyone: YAY!

Doesn't anyone want to explain the chaos? Because there's always something. ♪ Spottedhead ♫ 19:40, December 26, 2010 (UTC)