Warriors Can Do Stuff Too!

(This takes place right after Firestar's Quest.)

Firestar: Finally home! I hope Leafstar is doing good. (Turns on TV)

TV: Hello! We just witnessed Marty the Magnificent jump 500 feet on a motorcycle! Humans are soooo talented! Stupid cats could never do any better!

Firestar: WHAT?! THE DISRESPECT! THE DISHONOR! WE'LL SHOW THOSE STUPID TWOLEGS!

(Later, after Firestar gets judges and his own show.)

Announcer: She-cats and Toms! Welcome to Cats Got Talent! With the four leaders of the clans! Firestar, Crookedstar, Tallstar and Blackstar! Let's begin! First runner up: Crowfeather!

Crowfeather: Hello Nightcloud!

Nightcloud: Do good, honey!

Crowfeather: And hello Breezepelt!

Breezepelt: Burn in (bleep) dad!

Crowfeather: What a joker! I love you too, son!

Breezepelt: (Muttering) Son of a b- (Interrupted by Crowfeather)

Crowfeather: I'll be swallowing swords!

Firestar: But it's way too dangerous!

Crowfeather: Duh! But I'm a daredevil! (Swallows 8 swords)

Tallstar: Amazing! If he plays his cards right, he may get a perfect 10!

Crowfeather: See? I've got this under con... OWWW! MY LIVER! OOOOH, THAT'S MY PANCREAS!

Crookedstar: Holy stuff! Medics!

(Medics rush on the stage.)

Blackstar: Well, he's officially off.

Firestar: Ew, what's this? Oh. (Walks up to Crowfeather in the ambulance.) Here's your heart, I found it under the judge's table.

Crowfeather:(Stammering) Thank... You...

Tallstar: Well, that blew logs. Who's next?

Feathertail: Oh, me!