Bluestar's Prophecy Spoof

No prolouge, its boring.

Chapter 1
Swiftbreeze: Why hasn't she opened her eyes?

Moonflower: Let my daughter who can hear us and smell me sleep.

Swiftbreeze: But your totally un-important kit opened hers and the best kits who are mine opened theirs when they were born. That makes them magical!

Poppydawn: No one can compete with your two, as one of them will have the kit of the main villain of the first arc.

Snowkit: (Pokes Bluekit) Wake up already! Moonflower isn't letting me outside without you.

Moonflower: Shut up Snowkit and let her sleep.

Patchkit: You be my prey and I will catch you!

Leopardkit: But I was a mouse last time!

Patchkit: No you weren't! You were a jellybean!

Leopardkit: Jellybeans taste nice!!!!!!!!!!!

Patchkit: Fine, you be the warrior, and I won't be something made by twolegs.

Leopardkit: WAIT- I ATE TWOLEG FOOD! (Throws up)

Patchkit: EWWWWWWWW (Throws up)

Random warrior: (Throws up)

Bluekit: (Wakes up) Oi, un important sister! Wake up!

Snowkit: Yes future warrior code breaker?

Bluekit: What?

Snowkit: Oh- nevermind. Oh look, your eyes are open, now we can go and harass warriors!

Bluekit: Yeah!

Poppydawn: Dont go too far and get run over by a monster!

Bluekit and Snowkit: What?

Poppydawn: (Is asleep and snoring)

Bluekit: Where are snorysnores kits?

Snowkit: They arent born yet. (Climbs over Moonflower)

Bluekit: (Follows)

Moonflower: Where are you going!

Bluekit: Outside so we can see big cats and watch Leopardkit and Patchkit clean up their sick!

Moonflower: K.

Bluekit and Snowkit: LETS GO! (Runs out before Moonflower can lick them but trip and fall in the sick) MOOOONNNNFLOWWWEEERRRRR

Moonflower: (Licks them) Do you want me to make sure you dont slip again?

Bluekit: NEVERRRR! (Runs out again)

Moonflower: Dont harass warriors, dont split up and dont go under that bu-

Snowkit: Yeah yeah (Runs out after Bluekit)

Bluekit: AAHHHH TOO SUNNY!

Goosefeather: Go to WindClan, Heatherstar is selling Sunglasses!

Bluekit: I dont have any money!

Moonflower: (Throws wallet)

Bluekit: (Runs to Windclan and buys sunglasses)

Bluekit: Where are sick kits?

Snowkit: I dunno but look at the food!

Goosefeather: Bluekit... You will be killed by a squirrel....

Bluekit: Shut up and shove over.

Snowkit: BLUEKIT! WATCH OUT!

Bluekit: AHHHH PIANO!

Snowkit: No.. THE SQUIRREL!

Bluekit: AHH!

Patchkit: Oi, small kits?

Bluekit: Yeah?

Snowkit: Shouldn't you be cleaning sick?

Patchkit: SHHHHH! Does Moonflower know you are outside?

Snowkit: Unfortunatly.

Leopardkit: Lets show you around and no you dont have a choice.

Random warrior: AHHHH PIANO! (Goes to StarClan)

Leopardkit: That is the apprentices den. We will be living there in a moon.

Patchkit: I cant wait! We can have slumber parties and talk about guys and put on make up and- Uhh...

Dapplepaw: Once you start taking orders you have to buy your own make up.

Leopardkit: I'm showing the two new kits around the camp even though Bluekit doesnt want me too! And they didnt have a choice!

Dapplepaw: Cool! Im going to give you a taste of your own medicine

Goosefeather: YOU HAVE BEEN IN MY DEN?

Dapplepaw: Shut up old cat. Im going to teach you hunting!

Bluekit: This is boring. BYE!

Snowkit: I want to stay but bossy mc bossy pants is going. BYE!

Bluekit: Go away!

Snowkit: Mummy said to stay together.

Bluekit: Fine. But you have to buy me some food from mc kittys!

Snowkit: Later.

Stonepelt: GET OUT THIS DEN ITS MINE! Wait- you are Moonflowers kits

Bluekit: Im the important one, Bluekit, and this is my plot filler sister, Snowkit.

Stonepelt: I'm Stonepelt, are you looking for the father that doesnt care about you?

Snowkit and Bluekit: What?

Stonepelt: Nothing!

Snowkit: Is he here?

Stonepelt: He is hunting for coins.

Bluekit: We dont wanna find him now you said that. We were hiding from sick cats!

Stonepelt: Are they skiving off?

Snowkit: Y-

Bluekit: SHUT UP! Yes actually.

Stonepelt: Bluekit, because you told me you get kitty coins. And Snowkit because you didnt make an attempt you dont get anything!

Bluekit: WOOP!

Stonepelt: Im going to go and whip them.

Snowkit: Did we have to hide in here?

Bluekit: Shut up plot hog! And Moonflower didnt tell us.

Snowkit: She did but I silenced her.

Bluekit: Its your fault! Oh look, another place we will get in trouble!

Snowkit: Its a den!

Bluekit: Ok! You go in so I dont get in trouble!

Featherwhisker: That is Pinestars den. Hello Bluekit. Dont ask Im physic! Im a medicine cat. Dont go in.

Bluekit: IT WAS SNOWKITS IDEA!

Featherwhisker: Go and be whipped RIGHT NOW! Bluekit you can hear an awesome story!

Bluekit: HA!

Featherwhisker: (Takes to elders den) Now Im going to abandon you so I can get some mouse stuff!

Larksong: Oh look! Im the only one who noticed that there are kits here! What are your names

Bluekit: Im the important one, Bluekit, and this my plot filler sister Snowkit. Wait, YOU AREN'T BEING WHIPPED! (Kicks her away)

Larksong: Im going to teach you gibberish!

Everyone: (Speaks gibberish)

Mumblefoot: Im Mumblefoot, and I have a weird name. Now go to bed!

Moonflower: What did you see?

Bluekit: Everything! Plus I got coins and Snowkit got whipped!

Moonflower: Not everything you arent that big. One day you can.

Snowkit: How big is the world?

Moonflower: Huge.

Snowkit: Will my legs grow?

Moonflower: No.

Snowkit: (Snores)

Bluekit: HA! SHE SN- (Snores as sleeps)