Warriors Comedy Show: Halloween

(Firestar jumps on the highrock)

Firestar: Okay, It's time for Halloween.

Brambleclaw: Whats that?

Firestar: Silly, silly, silly, silly...

(Firestar keeps saying silly)

Graystripe: Get on with it!

Firestar: Huh? Oh yeah. Silly Brambleclaw. Halloween is when you go to other people's houses and they give you candy.

Graystripe: Cats don't have houses and don't eat candy.

Firestar: Shut up, Gaystripe!

Graystripe: Is that a spelling mistake?

Firestar: No, you are Gaystripe.

Gaystripe: Darn it!

Firestar: Anyway, we will go to other clans and they will give us fresh kill.

Brambleclaw: Would they really do that?

Firestar: I'll talk them into it.

(They leave for RiverClan camp)

Firestar: Okay, Leapordstar. Give us all your fresh kill.

Leapordstar: What? No way!

(Firestar explains Halloween)

Firestar: And the kits will be sad if they don't get candy.

Whitepaw: Or the great pumpkin!

Cloudtail: There is no such thing as the great pumpkin.

Brightheart: Where did you learn that anyway?

Whitepaw: The chinese new year show!!!

(Cloudtail and Brightheart exchange glances)

Firestar: Okay then....

Brambleclaw: Give us all your fresh kill!

Leapordstar: No!!!!!!!

(ThunderClan and RiverClan fight until all the RiverClan cats die)

Firestar: We won! Now wheres are candy?

Brackenfur: We killed them all, so they can't give us fresh kill.

Firestar: What about candy?

Brackenfur: No.

Firestar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gaystripe: Maybe...we should...move on...to...WindClan?

(The Clan goes to WindClan)

Tallstar: Hello!

Firestar: Give us all your fresh kill.

Tallstar: Okay!

Gaystripe: That was easy.

Every WindClan cat but Tallstar and Onewhisker: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

(ThunderClan feasts on WindClan fresh kill until they are done and leave for ShadowClan)

Firestar: Give us all your fresh kill!

(Long pause)

Blackstar: Okay! I love Halloween!

Gaystripe: I didn't see that coming.