Holi-Cats Episode 1: Moving in

Here's Episode 1! Enjoy! 23:21, October 28, 2013 (UTC)

(A bus stops at a house and kicks the cats out)

Bus driver: NO PETS ON THE BUS! (Throws luggage out on top of them and drives away)

Newtail: HEY! WE'RE NOT KITTYPETS, JERK! (Is about to chase the bus when Dreameye holds him by the tail)

Dreameye: Senseless violence gets you nowhere in life.

Roseheart: Oh, such a big heart you've got! (Bats her eyes and playfully flicks her tail on him)

Blacksoul: Hey, dung-brains. We might want to actually get into the house!

Roseheart: Oh, Battlecall, dear? Would you mind helping me carry my stuff to the house?

Battlecall: YES, MA'AM! (Carries all of Roseheart's stuff to the house)

Longspark: (Suddenly appears) HELLO, GUYS! THE MASTER CHEF IS HERE!

Springluck: OMG LONGSPAAAARK! I haven't seen ye in forever, laddie!

Joypaw: Wait... where's my cousin?

Hiddenrabbit: Who's your cousin?

Joypaw: SILVERFALL! I love Silverfall! he's so Lucky with her lucky Dreidel!

Longspark: Oh, wait... (Pulls out a phone) he texted meh. he'll be here in three... two... one...

(Giant puff of smoke)

Silverfall: OH YEAH! The king of Dreidels is heeeee-ya!

Joypaw: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (Gives bone crushing hug)\

Silverfall: Can't... breathe... help?!

IN THE HOUSE

Newtail: Geez, this place is crappy! Look, the wood is cheap and the paint is chipping. It's big but... crappy

Hiddenrabbit: Then we're gonna have to renew it! WHEEEEEEE! (Grabs paint buckets) RENOVATION MONTAGE!

Freetail: WAAAAAIT!

All the cats but Freetail: WHAT?

Freetail: Shouldn't we plan it out first?

Blacksoul: Let's just get this over with!

Springluck: How about we paint the living room green?

Turkeyclaw: But EVERYTHING you suggest we pain is green!

Springluck: Teal, then.

All the cats: Hmmmmm... yea... sounds fair.

(All the cats get to work, everything is done)

Freetail: Wow! That was fast.

Hiddenrabbit: Everything's possible with a little Spoof Magic! (Throws glitter into the air)

Silverfall: Yay! My Dreidel is glittery nao!

(The doorbell rings)

UPS guy: Hi! You ordered... (Checks clipboard) Thirteen chairs, a dinner table, three sofas, A flatscreen TV, a remote, Thirteen computers, and a whole bunch of other stuff?

Blacksoul: Yes, we did. (Signs the clipboard) Thank you!

UPS Guy: That'll be 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars.

Turkeyclaw: oh, man.... We don't have any money!

Blacksoul: (Smirks) Oh, Hiddenrabbit?

Hiddenrabbit: Yea?

Blacksoul: This nice man has easter candy!

Hiddenrabbit: OMGOMG EASTER CANDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! GIMMEGIMMEGIMEGIMMME GGGGGGGGIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!

UPS Guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! (Bolts out the door)

Longspark: Twolegs today...

Freetail: C'mon. Let's set this up!

TWO WEEKS LATER

Freetail: Well, those three simple words made it a lot easier! Our house is all done!

Springluck: But we didn't get to see what we put in our rooms! D:

Newtail: Now we can! TO THE ROOMS!

(In Newtail's Room)

Newtail: OMGOMGOMG IT'S LIEK NEW YEARS EVE IN HERE! YAAAAAAAAAY!

(In Dreameye's room)

Dreameye: Whoa! Clouds to sleep on! YAAAAAAAAAY!

(In Roseheart's room)

Roseheart: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! A mirror! Oh, I must be fit to look in such a fine mirror! (Gets out her beauty products, which are all pink and red and white)

(In Springluck's room)

Springluck: OOOOOOOOOH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY IT'S ALL GREEN IN HERE EXCEPT FOR THE BLUE FLOOR! I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE BLUE FLOOR CUZ IT'S CONNA BE COVERED IN GREEN STUFF HERE SOON!

(In Hiddenrabbit's room)

Hiddenrabbit: MY ROOM IS BLANK WHITE! THAT MEANS I CAN PAINT IT! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG THERES PAPER AND EASLES TOOOOOO! AND EGGS! GLORIOUS, GLORIOUS EGGS FOR EASTER! WHOOPIEEEEEEEEE!

(In Battlecall's room)

Battlecall: ALRIGHT! SINCE MY ROOM IS NOW FULL OF CAMO I GOTTA DO REPS! (Does Jumpsquats)

(In Freetail's room)

Freetail: OMG IT'S SO AMERICAN LIKE! MY COUNTRY TIS OF THEE, SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY, OF THEE I SIIIIIIIIIING!

(In Blacksoul's room)

Blacksoul: Cool. It's black. Yay. Hey, peanut! C'mere, my little vamipire bat! (Peanut comes) Now, don't go biting people, Peanut... unless I say so.

Peanut: (Nods)

(In Turkeyclaw's room)

Turkeyclaw: OMG IT'S ORANGE! AND FULL OF FOOOOOOOOOD! NOMNOMNOMNOM! (Starts stuffing his face)

(In Joypaw's room)

Joypaw: IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS! (Looks in a hand mirror) For meeeeeeeeeeeee! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(In Silverfall's room)

Silverpaw: SILVER! AND BLUE! AND CANDLES! LOVELY, WAXY, BEAUTIFULLY SCENTED CANDLES! Oh, and a Dreidel case! YAY!

(In Longspark's room)

Longspark: It's like a kitchen in here... BUT WITH CARPET! WOHOO! TIME TO MAKE DINNER!

IN CONCLUSION, The Holi-Cats have moved into their new house, have renovated it, and are readying for a series of misadventures!

THE END

''Kinda short, but hey, it's the first episode .3. More soon, M'dears! :D''