Fire and Ice Spoof

Bluestar: Wait, with Spottedleaf dead, who will be the new medicine cat?

Graystripe: You could use the Yellowfang I caught.

Bluestar: NOT TALKING, GRAYSTRIPE!!!! But that is a pretty good idea.

Yellowfang: Hey! I have a clan to get back to.

Bluestar: Well, this is your clan now!

Yellowfang: (Mutters under breath and storms away.)

The next morning.

(Bluestar walks up to Fireheart and Graystripe.)

Bluestar: I have a mission for you.

Fireheart and Graystripe: ..........

Bluestar: Go get WindClan, okay?

Fireheart and Graystripe: .........

Bluestar: Do you understand?

Fireheart and Graystripe: ........

Bluestar: You can talk now!

Fireheart and Graystripe: Okay! We'll do it!