User blog comment:Bloody18/Me :)/@comment-1839575-20111002035722

What would you do if...

● I died: I'm not sure if I'd know about it. Sad, but true. ● I kissed you: I don't think you'd want to... ● I fell: over the rainbow? ● I lived next door to you: You'd have to be Chinese and own at least two cars to do that. There are rules. ● I showed up at your house unexpectedly: I wouldn't know it was you... ● I stole something: Can you teach me how? ● I was murdered: Oops, sorry. I buried you in Australia. ● I cried: It might short out the computer if you dripped on it. ● I asked you to marry me: I don't think you'd want to... ● I was hospitalized: Did I do it?

~What do you think about my~

● Personality: You're a banana. ● Eyes: Never seen 'em. ● Hair: Never seen it. ● Family: Probably jolly annoying. ● Smile: Never seen it.

~Would you~

● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me? Uh... no. Cos you're American. ● Keep a secret if i told you one? Yesh. I is good at dat. ● Hold my hand? No. Cos you're a boy. ICK FACE. ● Study with me? Depends what we were studying. American history? Noooo... ● Cook for me? Yes. Do you like burnt water? ● Love me? I don't think you'd want me to... ● Date me? I have a boyfriend. :D ● Have sex with me? I don't think ANYONE would want that.

~Have you ever ~

● Lied to make me feel better? Uh. I don't think so. ● Wanted to kiss me? That's a definete NO. ● Wanted to kill me? Yes, cos I have psychopathic tendencies. ● Broke my heart? I highly doubt it. And that should be brokeN. ● Thought I was unbearably annoying? Occasionally. See how honest I am? :D ● Hated me? Nope. ● Wanted to tell me something but didn't? Not that I can remember. Apart from the psychopathic tendencies... ● Wondered about my sanity? Even more after reading this. ● Wanted to do something to me? Like..... turn you into an elephant? YES!

~More ~

● When and how did we meet? Don't remember. On the internet somewhere. In a dark, forbidden corner... ok, that was a lie. ● Describe me in three words. I. LIKE. PIE. ● What was your first impression of me? Bad spelling. Worse grammar. ● What do you think of me now? Reasonably insane. ● What reminds you of me? Um... blood? No, that was a lie. Blood reminds me of my nose. ● Could you see us together forever? I don't think so. That would not be good or nice. ● When's the last time you saw me? NEVERRRRR. Actually, yesterday, because I'm a stalker. N'duh. ● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you? No. Although, reading back through my answers, you'd probably say that I was terrifying, considering I'm a stalker with psychopathic tendencies and a boyfriend (that's the scariest part!).