Fairyprince's Annoying Guide Book 3:Dovewing

Amberflower: *whispers* Okay, if you don't get your line right this time, I'm firing you.

Fairyprince: Okay.

Amberflower: Starting...Now!

Fairyprince: It's Sunday, Sunday,

Amberflower: You all know that's Funday!

Fairyprince: Everybody's looking forward to the weekdays! Going to school, yeah! Going-

Amberflower: Wrong line!

Fairyprince: *sniffle* So you're firing me?

Amberflower: I'll ask the Council of Fans.

Avalanchestrike: I don't want him to get fired.

Helloitsmeguys: Me neither, but the rest of the Council of Fans decides that.

Amberflower: He'll do Dovewing today!

Dovewing: Hello!

Way 1
Fairyprince: Disable her powers!

Dovewing: Might as well listen to ShadowClan!


 * Amberkit is dancing everywhere*

Amberkit: Lalalalalalalalalala!

Dovewing: Shut up! I can't hear ShadowClan!


 * Amberkit is quiet*

Dovewing: I still can't hear ShadowClan! No! *goes on screaming rampage*

Fairyprince: *wink*

Way 2
Fairyprince: Get Firestar to repeatedly change her name!

Firestar: Dovewing, you will be known as Marysue.

Dovewing: I don't like that name!

Firestar: Okay, I'm calling you Whinyears!

Dovewing: No!

Firestar: Do you want me to call you Annoyingcatwhothinkssheissomuchbetterthaneveryoneelsejustbecausesheisoneofthethreeandhaspowers?

Dovewing: No!

Firestar: Then shut up!

Dovewing: GRR!

Way 3
Fairyprince: Have Jayfeather have a sign about her!

Jayfeather: I got an omen!

Leafpool: Shall I help you interpret it?

Jayfeather: No, you go bake brownies.

Leafpool: Okay! *goes off to bake brownies*

Fairyprince: What was the sign?

Jayfeather: So there was this dove's wing, just flying in the air, and then it died!

Dovewing: *wailing* I DON'T WANNA DIE!

Fairyprince: That's done! Let's move on!

Way 4
Fairyprince: Sing a song about Hollyleaf, Lionblaze, and Jayfeather!

Amberkit: I wanna help!

Fairyprince: *shakes head and sings* Hollyleaf, her beautiful black pelt shining in the sun! She is so beautiful! I want to kiss her!

Hollyleaf: *blushes*

Fairyprince: *sings* Lionblaze, his muscles ripping through his pelt. He's immortal, and he's awesome!

Lionblaze: Yeah!

Fairyprince: *singing* Jayfeather, his blind eyes shining. He can see through his blindness, and fangirls love him.

Fangirls: Jayie! MINE!

Dovewing: WHERE'S MY VERSE, YOU IDIOT?

Fairyprince: Nowhere! == Way 5 == Fairyprince: Have her have no breaks at all!


 * Amberflower magically comes down from the sky*

Amberflower: Courtesy of my friend Shadowclaw.

Bumblestripe: Can you spy on Blossomfall for me?

Dovewing: Sure *spies on Blossomfall*

Blossomfall: Can you spy on Bumblestripe for me?

Dovewing: *slightly annoyed* Sure. *spies on Bumblestripe*

Briarlight: Can you spy on Jayfeather for me?

Dovewing: *is very annoyed* Fine. *spies on Jayfeather*

Thornclaw: Can you-

Dovewing: JUST GIVE ME A BREAK, WILL YOU? *runs off into the woods*

Thornclaw:-go hunting with me?

Way 6
Fairyprince: Shove her into a love dodecahedron!

Bumblestripe: I love you, Dovewing!

Dovewing: Aww, I love you too!

Tigerheart: Hey, tom, get off of my girl!

Dovewing: I like Bumblestripe, Tigerheart!

Thornclaw: She's MINE!

Spiderleg: MAI GURL!


 * All of the toms in the world scream "Mine"*

Dovewing: SHUT UP!

Way 7
Fairyprince: Have her expect Tigerheart's kits!

Dovewing: I'm expecting kits!

Ferncloud: Who's the father?

Dovewing: I don't know!

Jayfeather: It's Bumblestripe. DUH!

Leafpool: It's-

Jayfeather: Didn't I tell you to go bake brownies?

Leafpool: I already baked brownies!

Jayfeather: Bake some more!

Leafpool: The father is Tigerheart!

Dovewing: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Way 8
Fairyprince: Have everyone beat her!

Dovewing: *catches 1,000,000 mice*

Blossomfall: *catches 1,000,000.000000000001 mice*

Dovewing: * ranks 10/10 in battle skills*

Ivypool: *ranks 11/10 in battle skills*

Dovewing: I'm the Mary Sue around here, people!

Ivypool: Too bad!

Dovewing: Crow-food-eaters!

Way 9
Fairyprince: Scream! Loudly!

Dovewing: Lalala! Life is good!

Ivypool: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Dovewing: Ow, my ears!

Bumblestripe: AAAAAAAAAAAA!

Dovewing: My ears hurt!

Amberkit: FAIRY PRINCESSES!

Dovewing: Grr! *turns deaf*

Fairyprince: Moving on!

Way 10
Fairyprince: Don't annoy her!

Leafpool: This will fail. Epically.

Jayfeather: GO MAKE BROWNIES, LEAFPOOL!

Dovewing: When are you annoying me?

Fairyprince: Soon.

Dovewing: Now?

Fairyprince: Soon.

Dovewing: Now?

Fairyprince: Soon.

3 hours later...

Dovewing: Now?

Fairyprince: AARGH! *jumps off of cliff*

Amberflower: Poll time!

Da Polls!
Should I fire Fairyprince? (Note: If you say yes, you have no business doing the polls after this.) Yes! No! Should older AmberkitxFairyprince happen? Yes! No! Who should Fairyprince annoy next week? Cinderpelt Brackenfur Brightheart Thornclaw