User:NightshimmerXD

'''PEOPLE OF WARRIORS WIKI: YOUR FAVORITE AVOCADO HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT. '''

I do drawing requests!!!!!! (Only cats) They are all on Paint, sorry, cuz Photoshop's being stupid.

HOW TO REQUEST: Say the character you want drawn is Yellowheart (random name). Do a DETAILED description. Example: Yellowheart is a yellow she-cat with bright amber eyes, white paws, long fur, and long whiskers. (If your cat doesn't have long fur, just put 'normal fur length'. If your cat doesn't have really long or short whiskers, put 'normal whiskers'.

EXAMPLE OF WHAT NOT TO DO: Yellowheart is yellow and white with orange eyes.

IF YOU WANT ONE, COMMENT ON MY TALK PAGE UNDER THE HEADING 'DRAWING REQUEST'

'You walk through an entraince made of bramble bushes and arching vines, not expecting to see anything interesting. But then you see cats; and lots of them. They chat and share prey, and carry the scent of smoke. What is this place you've stumbled onto?'

'A small black she-cat pads up to you. Silver splotches adorn her body and one covers her right eye. She also has one silver paw, and a silver tail-tip on a fluffy tail. Her silver tipped ears twitch, and her deep green eyes sparkle with mischeif and curiosity.'

'"Who-who are you? Where am I?" you stammer.'

"I'm Nightshimmer. This is FireClan. My Clan," she replies.

You nod slowly, and she sniffs you.

'"You're a loner, aren't you?" Nightshimmer meows.'

You nod, taking in all of the sights, sounds, and smells of the camp.

'Nightshimmer smiles. "I thought so." She turns and faces a ginger tabby tom with amber eyes and brown paws. "Oh, hello, Scorchstar!" she meows. She flicks her ears towards you. "This guy found our camp." '

'Scorchstar nods, and looks at you. "Well, son, what's your name?" he questions.'

'"T-twig," you answer. Scorchstar smiles. '

'"How 'bout we show you the camp? After the noon patrol, of course." He pads off, and Nightshimmer goes with him.'

Ello! I be Nightshimmer. Call me Night, Nighty, or Zeh Avocado of Doom (ZAoD)

I luv Adventure Time, Amazing World of Gumball, pretty much everything on Cartoon Network except Naruto and Johnny Test, Storage Wars, pretty much everything on TLC except Sister Wives and weird shows like that... yeah.

Epic Books: Warriors (duh) The Uglies, Wolves of the Beyond (there WILL be a sixth one!!! Don't try and deny it!!!!), Hunger Games, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter (LUPIN!! :DDDDD)..... that's all I can think of right now.

Epic Movies: FORREST. FREAKING. GUMP. IS. THE. BEST. MOVIE. EVER. Also, Jurrassic Park (original... others are stupid), Alpha and Omega, The Fugitive, O Brother Where Art Thou (better than it sounds... lol), Anything with Clint Eastwood *faint*, Balto (YES, IT'S A KIDS MOVIE.. AN AWESOME KIDS MOVIE), Balto 2, All Dogs Go to Heaven (saddest movie EVER besides Forrest Gump)... that's about it. Brave was cool, too. (I HIGHLY ENCOURAGE YOU TO WATCH FORREST GUMP. IT IS EPITASTICALL. RIP JENNY. *bawl*)

Other Things: IF YOU DON'T LIKE ONE DIRECTION, I WILL SHOOT AVOCADOS OUT OF MY CANNON AT YOU UNTIL YOU ARE REDUCED TO A PILE OF SLUDGE. (Directioners Forever!!!!!!)

CURRENT EPICAL QUOTE OF AWESOMENESS:

''Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get.''

-Tom Hanks/Forrest Gump, from Forrest Gump, to that random lady on the bench

15:42, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Upcoming stories:

Living in the Shadows (A/N: I might put this up, but not anytime soon. Sorry!)

Scourge's Revenge (A/N: I might put this up, but not anytime soon. Sorry!)

Taking Flight Flightpaw is going to be a great warrior- and love will only get in the way. But then Daisypaw becomes an apprentice. And then Flightpaw's mind is changed. (Chapter 2 is up!)

Nightpaw's Guide to Being Epic!- This is NOT copying Foxpaw's Guide to Being Reasonably Insane! (This is always in progress)

--&quot;We&#39;re Outcasts, Calden...&quot; 00:35, July 12, 2012 (UTC)

EPIC QUOTES FROM REAL LIFE:

Kendall: Hay Nighty! (no, she doesn't call me that)

Me: What?

Kendall: WHY WAS SIX AFRAID OF SEVEN????

Me: Cause seven eight nine?

Kendall. NO. SEVEN WAS WEARING A BLUE SWEATER. SIX HATES BLUE SWEATERS!!!

Talon: Let's play Skylanders!

Me: What's... Skylanders?

Talon: *gasp* COME ON, I'LL SHOW YOU! *turns on x-box*

Me: *fingers controller* Uh..

Talon: Come on!

TWO MINUTES LATER...

Me: *kills chompy thingies* I.... AM.... BEAST!!!!

Talon: *eyeroll*

Start of Hunger Games Movie:

Me(to Talon): I'll never cry. I'm like a rock.

Talon: Okay, sure...

Part Where Rue Dies in Hunger Games Movie:

Me: *wail*

Talon: *wails and hugs me*

Me: *wails louder and hugs back*

Everyone except us in the movie theater: -.-;;;;;

PICTURES (all drawn by me):