Community Christmas Spoof

Little random spoof, seeing as we're missing holiday stories. You guys can add more dialogue onto it. Enjoy!--Shaf Girl  03:16, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

Jayfeather: Hmm, I think I'll visit the tunnels today and go find my stick. Oh, wait, that's right--SOMEBODY broke it!

Thornclaw: Don't blame me!

Jayfeather: Whatever, I'm going to the tunnels anyway.

(At the tunnels)

Hollyleaf: Oh, hi Jayfeather. Yeah, I'm alive, and I went to therapy, so I'm cured!

Jayfeather: Yeah, right. You're putting colorful Twoleg lights on all the trees.

Hollyleaf: Hey, you're blind. How did you know?

Jayfeather: Nevermind that. Why are you decorating the forest with Twoleg stuff?

Hollyleaf: For Christmas! It's a magical holiday created by Twolegs. I want the Clans to celebrate it.

Jayfeather: How do we celebrate Christmas?

Hollyleaf: We have to have a Christmas tree with ornaments on it, and holly plants, and lights, and holly plants....

Jayfeather: I'm beginning to see why you love Christmas so much.

Lionblaze. No duh!

Jayfeather: Hey, what are you going here?

Hey people! Add on to the story! It's a community thing, get it?--Shaf Girl  06:00, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

Lionblaze: I thought I could go for a walk with you.

Jayfeather: Well can't you see i'm talking with Hollyleaf.

Lionblaze: WHAT!! She's alive!!

Hollyleaf: Hello would any of you guys help me with this cause it take quite a long time you know!

Yeah so that was random but Is it good...--Merry Christmas! From Pebbleshine!!Pebbleshine 06:41, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

Lionblaze: OK!

Jayfeather: Whatever.

(A little while later...)

Hollyleaf: Jayfeather are you blind?!

Jayfeather: Duh. Why does it feel warm?

Hollyleaf: That tree your in! The lights are on fire!

X.x Mixty <3 Tears that clean the soul C=