Clan Med Week 1

Week 1/ Daily Show
(Silverstream and Berrynose wheel into lounge with wheelchairs)

Silverstream; You know, Berrynose, we got lucky.

Berrynose: LUCKY?! You call a broken leg lucky?! You're the lucky one, you have a dislocated knee!

Sliverstream: Well, the most lucky of us all is Tawnypelt. I feel sorry that she has to room with Poppyfrost.

Tawnypelt: YOU DON'T RESPECT ME!!!!! (cries and runs away)

Mistystar: Well I know what to... to...

Berrynose: Expect?

Mistystar: Expect with my injury, since I watch Agents Of SHIELD.

Berrynose: Oh yeah, Fizzs... OH, I have an awesome idea! let's wake everyone up in hilarious ways!

Doctor: As your doctor, I strongly disagree with-

Berrynose: POPPYFROST, ATTACK!!!

Poppyfrost: WILD COOKIE DOGS!!!!! (mauls doctor)

(Others sneak to Foxheart's room)

Mistystar: Poor Foxheart, she was... mauled by... Poppyfrost.

Silverstream: I know what to do! (Leans down to Foxheart) Foxy, Raggy's got some sticky buns....

Foxheart: (Jumps awake) I'M COMING RAGGY! ( runs to Raggedstar's room) STICKY BUN TIME!!

Hailstar: Leave us alone!

Raggedstar: Sticky buns?! Where?!?!

Berrynose: Last I heard, they were in Squirrelflight and Tawnypelt's room.

Hailstar: Well, sticky buns are sticky buns. TO THE ROOM OF THE SQUIRREL!

(Runs in to room)

Foxheart: Give us the sticky buns and no one gets hurt! (grabs gun)

Squirrelflight: Foxheart, put down the gun.

(other contestants arrive)

Heathertail: We heard there were- OMSC IT'S A GUN!!!!!

Snowfur: I DON'T WANT TO BE SHOT AGAIN!!!!!!!

Hawkheart: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?????

Snowfur: DIE HAWKHEART!!!!! (mauls Hawkheart, then stops) Wait, we got to get rid of the gun before someone is shot!

Tawnypelt: Shoot me! I have no reason to live!

EVeryone except Foxheart and Tawnypelt: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

To be continued...