Crow's Guide to Being Too Cool for Your Clanmates

"Oh. My. StarClan. Bramblefoot, look at her pelt! It is so shiny, she looks like one of those deputy's mates. But ya know, who understands those deputies?"

'''WARNING: THIS GUIDE CONTAINS A SPECIAL BRAND OF SARCASM UNIQUE TO CROW AND ALSO MAYBE HIS ALTERS BECAUSE THEY LIKE TO CHIP IN FOR HIS ONLINE ENDEAVORS. DAVE MIGHT HAVE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH GUIDE ALSO. I BLAME HIM. DON'T YOU?'''

So You Wanna Be Cool.
Like, how cool? On a scale of Curufin as a cat cool to Dave Strider as a cat cool, where do you wanna rank?

"Dave Strider cool, obviously!" "SHUT UP PEASANT!!!!"

Uhhh. I must apologize, I seem to have started an argument in headspace...

Just... choose Dave Strider as a cat kinda cool, because Curufin only thinks he's cool. Hint: He's really not.

Read this Guide as often as you can! (careful, it'll get pretty massive as I think of stuff! My work is never done....) Put these teachings into use, young grasshopper, and you will soon blow your Clanmates away with your smooth-talkin' fancy-walkin' furry lil self! Satisfaction Guaranteed, or you will have spent a part of your life that you will never get back! Well... I guess I'll see you in StarClan?

Top Ten Best Coolness Role Models, Throughout the Ages
Below, you will find the Top Ten Best Coolness Role Models Throughout the Ages, and what they did to become Just To Cool.