Warrior Cats Smoof In: The Apprentices (DUN DUN DUN)

Mosswhisker: Hi, and welcome to the smoof! I—

(Brokenstar walks up)

Brokenstar: All right, get out of here!

Mosswhisker: What?!?

(name that reference!)

Stealthfire: Moss, it’s not me this time, I “swear”!

Brokenstar: How rude! But you can stay.

Stealthfire: Uh, thanks…

(All cats walk up)

Brokenstar: Good, now we can start.

Firestar: Why are we here?

Brokenstar: Since you asked, you can be the example.

Graystripe: Oh Great StarClan!

Brokenstar: From now on, this apprentice will be known as Firepaw.

Firepaw: What!?!

Everyone: X_X;;;;;

Brokenstar: You will be apprenticed to Tigerstar.

Tigerstar: (Grins evilly)

All cats: (Gasp in horror)

Firepaw: What!?!

Brokenstar: And Tigerpaw will be apprenticed to me.

Tigerpaw: (Loses grin)

Firepaw: You mean I’m apprenticed to an “apprentice”!?!

Brokenstar: Yep!

Firepaw: X_X

Brokenstar: Now, Graypaw will be apprenticed to Silverstream…

Graypaw: Yay!

Silverstream: (Grins evilly)

Graypaw: (Stares at cautiously)

Brokenstar: Sandpaw will be apprenticed to Sorreltail, Minnowpaw will be apprenticed to Pebblepaw, Clawpaw will be apprenticed to Sasha, for no apparent reason, Barkpaw will be apprenticed to Leafpool, for no apparent reason, and Hawkpaw will be apprenticed to Purdy.

Everyone: Oh no, not Purdy!

Brightheart: Why do I ‘‘even’’ bother?

Brokenstar: Fine, he’ll be apprenticed to Brightheart.

Everyone: Okay!

Brightheart: I just ‘‘had’’ to open my big fat mouth.

(Series of random events occur, in which Graypaw gets eaten alive, Sandpaw gets paid back for her mentoring, Clawpaw learns how to flirt, Hawkpaw actually does something ‘‘smart’’ for a change, and nothing really happens to Firepaw or Minnowpaw. For no apparent reason whatsoever.)

Hawkpaw: Hey, what does this button do again?

Brightheart: No wait don’t touch—

(explosion)

Leafpool: Well, I guess Hawkpaw was bound to revert ‘‘sometime’’! Barkpaw, take it from the top!


 * This is the end of the show,
 * In case you didn’t know,
 * But you really should have known by now,
 * This is the end of the show,
 * Now let’s all do the disco!

All apprentices: (MUCH LOUDER THAN USUAL) YAY!