Windclan cats spoof

Chapter 1- Kitthood
Tallkit: I'm going to make my family mad by being a moor runner!

Shrewkit: Sure Wormkit

Tallkit: Actully its Tunnelkit

Finchkit *Facepaws to death*

Tallkit: Mommy, How did Finchkit die?

Palebird: You killed her mousebrain.

Tallkit: Yay! I learned a warrior swear!

Sandgorse: *Facepaws to death*

Tallkit: I'm going to blame that on a random rouge named sparrow!