User blog:Stareh/Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, WHOA!

HOLY HAY! I had the weirdest dream last night!!!

First, it was an ordinary day at my dads shop. We were all there: Me, my dad, my mom, and my six year old sis. Then, WTF, a bomb is dropped in front of the store. So we all freak out and climb onto the roof. WTF?! Then, a hellicopter lowers down a chain (no, the helicopter was not there a moment ago!). And someone shouts "Grab it!" From the helicopter. And guess who the freak it is?

It's freaking Zaffie. Don't ask me how I know it, but somehow, in my little sunconcious mind, I knew it was Zaf.

O.O

HOLY HAY

But it's not the little blonde haired Aussie girl I always imagined Zaf as.

She's a he.

And he's black.

HOLY HAY

And he's my next-door neighbors nephew. Who was my friend a few years back.

HOLY HAY

But it was Zaffie.

So I climb up, then my dad, then my mom, then my sister. Actually, strike that. The he-Zaffie let's my sis plummet to hr death. Yay. ;-)

Anyways, so all of a sudden we're on the ground, the helicopter gone. My family is gone. It's me, he-Zaf, and the guy I like from school.

WTF?!

So, the He-Zaffie and the dude I like "battle for my honor."

WTF?!?!?!?!?!

The guy I like loses, and is killed by the he-Zaf's sword -.-

F*** YOU!

And then there was something with mokeys, but my dad woke me up before I could see what happens, thank God. (Hates monkeys)

Now, am I going insane, or am I just too attached to the wiki? O_o - To infinity...  ... AND BEYOND!!!   11:29, June 21, 2011 (UTC)