ThunderClans guide to being insane while singing!

Graystripes guide to Love
Graystripe almost drowns in river, Silverstream saves him.

Graystripe: Wow, I have a song for you.

Siverstream: Uhm.. O-k?

Graystripe: Hey I just met you, *grabs Silverstreams paws, spins her around*

Fireheart: Uhh..

Graystripe: And this is CRA-ZEH! *Silverstream giggles*

Fireheart: Graystrip-

Graystripe: So heres my number! *hands Silverstream a bloody vole, she smiles.*

Graystripe: So call me maybe! *smooches with Silverstream*

Fireheart: Graystripe?

Graystripe: I just found the love of my life who will die when she kits and then the kits will leave me before I meet a kittypet and live happily ever after!

Fireheart: ...Ok! Lets just go get some of WindClans tacos.

Brambleclaws guide to losing girls!
Squirrelflight: Hey wanna vole?

Brambleclaw: Naw naw honey i'm good, I could have anotehr but I probally should not, i've got somebody at home,

Squirrelflight: What home?

Brambleclaw: and if I stay I might not leave alone.

Squirrelflight: *slaps Brambleclaw* I was talking to AshwhowillsoontrytomurdermykitsanddeservestogodieinNightstarslairfur.

AshwhowillsoontrytomurdermykitsanddeservestogodieinNightstarslairfur: Thanks you. *they walk away together*

Brambleclaw: *laughs* *laughing turns into sobbing and ends in cireing*

Cloudtail eating nachos with Brackenfur: Wow..

Brambleclaw: #ForeverAlone..