Hollyleaf is mad!

Hi everyone. I decided to write a short comedy play, because I was so inspired by Whitestar7's 'Firestar's Death' series. I've always thought Hollyleaf was a bit.... odd.... just a little askew. Anyway, this play is based on Hollyleaf's total and utter madness.

- ♫Feathertail Millie♫ Reach for the stars! 20:14, January 29, 2011 (UTC)

(Lionblaze enters warriors den)

Lionblaze: "So, Hollyleaf, what's shakin'?"

Hollyleaf: "Prophecy, prophecy, prophecy!"

Lionblaze: "O-kay...."

Hollyleaf: "Prophecy!"

Lionblaze: "Brokenstar came back from the dead."

Hollyleaf:"Prophecy, prophecy, prophecy."

Lionblaze: "Squirrelflight and Brambleclaw died."

Hollyleaf: "Prophecy? Prophecy."

Lionblaze: "I stole your chocolates."

(Jayfeather enters)

Jayfeather: "WHAT? Hollyleaf doesn't have cookies! They were mine, all mine!"

Lionblaze. "I was just joking! Here you go."

(Gives cookies to Jayfeather.)

Jayfeather (smelling cookies): "That's it, my pretties, come to Uncle Jayfeather...."

Lionblaze: "Err... yes.... Jayfeather, how about you take your pretties back to your den and- and lie down for a bit, ok?"

(Jayfeather exits)

Hollyleaf: "Prophecy. Prophecy prophecy, prophecy!"

Lionblaze: "I know you killed Ashfur."

Hollyleaf (shrugging): "Prophecy."

Lionblaze: "How about I take you to the tunnels.... you can have some quiet time there."

Hollyleaf: "Prophecy."

Lionblaze (Grabs Hollyleaf): "I'll take that as a yes. Let's go."

(Leads Hollyleaf inside tunnels.)

Hollyleaf: "Pro-phe-cy!"

Lionblaze: "That's right, Hollyleaf. Prophecy." (Slowly backs away and exits the tunnels).

(Tunnels collapse)

Lionblaze: "Hollyleaf! NOOOOOOOOOO!"

Firestar (standing with Jayfeather, Leafpool and Dustpelt): "What's going on here?"

Lionblaze: "Umm... well... I think I just killed Hollyleaf."

Firestar: "Great! Man, she was a nutcase."

Lionblaze: "But she's your granddaughter."

Firestar. "One of the seventeen million. Every she-cat has had my kits."

Lionblaze: "NO! But that means Jayfeather, Hollyleaf and I weren't special!"

Firestar: "Deal with it."

Leafpool: "Actually, they- they are my kits."

Everyone: "SHUT UP LEAFPOOL!"

Jayfeather: "Does this mean...

Firestar: "Yes, Jayfeather. Yes it does."

I don't have cookie-making powers?"

Jayfeather(dropping to knees and staring at sky): "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

(Hollyleaf's head shapes in the clouds.)

Hollyleaf: "You are a liar, Firestar!"

(Kills Firestar.)

Jayfeather: "Wow, that was awesome! Can you teach me that?"

Hollyleaf: "Sure. I'll just kill you and take you to StarClan."

(Kills Jayfeather. Jayfeather's head appears in clouds next to Hollyleaf's.)

Jayfeather: "Sweet! I'm in StarClan! I'm gonna kill some cat, just for fun."

(Kills Dustpelt)

Hollyleaf: "Oh, and by the way, Lionblaze, we killed your girlfriend Heathertail."

Jayfeather: "Yeah, she an I are mates now."

Lionblaze: "WHAT?"

(All the heads disappear.)

Lionblaze: "Great, now I'm stuck here with stinky old Leafpool."

Leafpool: "Hey! I'm your mother! And I don't stink- that- bad..." (Backs away holding deodorant behind back)

Dovekit: "Lionblaze, now both of your siblings are dead, can Ivykit and I take their place?"

Lionblaze: "Whatever."

Dovekit and Ivykit: "YAY!"

~Fin~