Warrior Characters In (drumroll please): The Burger Joint

This is written by User:Kaboo08. I saw some other really funny ones so I just HAD to make one! A real break from my other stories! Please comment

Hazeltail jogs up to the place at the drive-thru where they take your order.

Hazeltail: "Hello? Anyone in there?"

Jayfeather *standing in drive-thru window*: I can't see you, you F@g#*%^& cat! How may I not help you?

Hazeltail: I'd like a burger, some fries, and a side order of Berrynose.

Jayfeather (to Hollyleaf): Burger, fries, and nose of a berry!

Hazeltail moves to next window

Lionblaze *at new drive-thru window*: "That'll be 25 mice, or 5 rabbits, if you prefer."

Hazeltail: 5 RABIITS! ARE YOU INSANE! 25 MICE SHOULD ONLY EQUAL 3!

Lionblaze: "You haven't seen the exchange rates, I guess."

Hazeltail: "Here you go," *hands over 20 mice*.

Lionblaze: WHAT THE!!! *Claws Hazeltail's tail off.*

Hazeltail: "My tail! My beautiful tail!"

Meanwhile, in the kitchen...

Hollyleaf: "Come here, Berrynose." *Pulls his nose off, frys it.*

Berrynose (in strange voice): GIVE THAT BACK! I NEED THAT!

Hollyleaf: *Takes fried nose, puts it on Berrynose's snout.*

Berrynose: "AHHH!!! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!"

Hollyleaf: *puts burger, fries, and Berrynose's nose on tray. Passes them to Breezepelt*

Breezepelt: *grudgily hands tray to Hazeltail through third window.*

Hazeltail: "I wanted the whole Berrynose! Not just his nose!"

Breezepelt (in grumpy tone): "Have a nice day!" *hurridly shuts window*

Hazeltail: *goes back to camp. Shares tounges about how horrible the service is at the new joint.*

Millie: "I didn't know there was a burger joint in Thunderclan! I love burgers, especially when my twolegs put mustard on them.!" *slurps tounge over lips*

MORE COMING SOON!!!!!