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''StarClan peacefully plays video games on computers. The Dark Forest have to watch them while wearing strait jackets and tied to a chair. Every few moments, ads pop up on the screens, disrupting the fun games of Pacman and Friv. Ads like Grammerly and the Warehouse.''

Firestar: I'M SO SICK OF THESE ADS!!!!!!!!!

Spottedleaf: I kind of like them.

Firestar: Didn't the Dark Forest kill you?

Spottedleaf:*cries* Yes. But my love for you was so strong I came back.

Firestar:*eyes light up with love* That's so sweet!

Sandstorm: Grrr... he's mine med cat. Go fix someone's whitecough.

Spottedleaf: *taps Sandstorm on the head and poofs away* Bye-bye!

''Sandstorm turns into a badger. Firestar freaks out and jumps onto Tigerstar's lap.''

Firestar: BADGER!!!!

Tigerstar: IF I WASN'T WEARING THIS STRAIT JACKET I WOULD CLAW YOU TO PEICES YOU TINY INSIGNIFICANT WORM WHO CRAWLED OUT OF TWOLEGPLACE WEARING A COLLAR AND-

Firestar: Brindleface! Can you gag Tigerstar?

Brindleface:*hisses at Tigerstar* It would be an honour. *gags Tigerstar*

Tigerstar: *glares at Firestar*

Sandstorm Badger: *tries to hug Firestar but gets pushed away*

Cinderpelt:*gazes dreamily at Firestar* Guess I'm the only one of your lovers left. *curls eyelashes with a spoon*

Firestar: Eh, you're crippled. I don't want a crippled mate.

Cinderpelt: *taps Firestar on the head and poofs away*

''Firestar turns into a badger. Sandstorm Badger, who still hasn't figured out that she's a badger, freaks out.''

Hawkfrost: Wow, two badgers in one place.

''Sandstorm Badger and Firestar Badger both turn to look at Oakheart and Bluestar. They look up and scream. ''

Bluestar: BADGER!!!!

Cinderpelt: *poofs back and whispers something to Leafpool, then poofs away*