Dappleheart Explains Twolegs To Shiningfrost And Gets Her Really Confused

D does Shiningfrost, CF does Dappleheart, and E does narration and the Twolegs.

Shiningfrost was walking down the marsh and found Dappleheart in a whirlpool.

"GETOUTOFTHERE!" shouted Shiningfrost, and Dappleheart pulled herself out.

"Do you know much about Twolegs? I'm a lion but they cast a spell on me." Dappleheart started rambling. "I have my Lionspirit and Lionstrength but a Catlook. Twolegs call everything cake. They used to throw meatcakes to us but they have hardcakes and softcakes and roundcakes and flatcakes..."

"What?"

"See the hard things on the ground? Those are hardcakes."

"They're rocks."

"So they're rockcakes, then."

"No, they're rocks."

They were by a Thunderpath, and a monster drove by.

"That's a Truckcake," Dappleheart said.

"Oh."

"There's also Carcakes and Vancakes."

"Eh?"

A Twoleg got out of a 'carcake.'

Dappleheart listened for a bit. "He says he's looking for his cake."

"Um..."

Dappleheart asked it what kind of cake.

"Dog," muttered the Twoleg, but of course they couldn't understand.

"He said a smallcake," said Dappleheart. She asked it what size.

"Dog," muttered the Twoleg again.

"He says a smallcake!" yowled Dappleheart.