Into the Wild -Spoof-

An Into the Wild spoof by jay

Prologue
Tigerclaw: RAWR!

RiverClan: *flys from water*

StarClan: IN ONE CORNER, THE NFISH CATS... RRRRIIIVERCLANNN!!!

Redtail: HEY NO FAIR!

Oakheart: shut up and lets die.

Redtail: oh okay. *dies*

Oakheart *dies*

Tigerclaw: uhhh Ravenpoo go home.

Ravenpoo: MY NAME IS RAVENPAW! WAHHHHHHHHHH *runs home*

Bluestar: STARCLAN HALP MEEEEE

Spottedleaf i'll die later sooo *sets a fire*

Bluestar: SPUTTEDLEF ERMAGERD

Spottedleaf: FIRE ALONE CAN SAVE OUR CLANNNNNNNNN

Bluestar: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

* thunderclan camp burns down*

Chapter pie
Rusty: HI MOUSE

Mouse:L runs off

Rusty: OH DUNG! I WANNA GO INTO THE FOREST TO FIND THE LOVE OF MY LIFE BUT SHE'LL DIE AND CREATE DRAMA BECAUSE I LOVED HER AND STILL DO BUT I ONLY KNEW HER FOR LIKE A COUPLE DAYS!!