User blog comment:Zaffie/Story Competition!!!!/@comment-1597182-20101110004020/@comment-1839575-20101110012845

Haha, LOL, yeah...

"Well boys, I'm off to discover China. Wait, what is this strange country that my ship just bumped into where there is supposed to be sea? It must be India. I will call these people Indians!"

FAIL. But I'm jealous - we don't get a day off from school on Captain Cook day! Probably cos he shot people and no one like him... there is a suberb in my city called Cook though. I guess that's all he gets :D