User blog comment:Leopardkit/Justin Bieber *stabs*/@comment-1597182-20100513010733

Puberty ran away from Justin Bieber, so why not you??

''Justin Bieber's mom often tells his friends stories about when he was little. Those stories are from a few months ago.''

A couple versions of this joke-

"90% of teenage/pre-teen girl would cry if Justin Bieber was about to jump off a building. 9% percent would grab a lawn chair and some popcorn to watch. 1% would run up to him and push him off saying 'Sorry you took to long!' " XD XD XD XD XD!

97% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If your one of the 3% who would sit there like me, in a deck chair with popcorn and yell "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this!''