What If...?

This is a series of spoofs written by me, LYRIX. BOW DOWN TO MEH MUAHAHA

What if Songlight and Skywood were loyal to RiverClan?
Songlight: LOOK! THE DF CATS ARE SNATCHING DAWNKIT, CYPRESSKIT AND WAVEKIT! CHASE THEM!!!

Skywood: -takes out Masterballs- I'VE GOT IT! -throws one and Sunnysong gets trapped-

Sunnysong: I feel weird... MASTER SKYWOOD MY NAME IS SUNNYSONG THE TORITE MEW!

Dawnkit: THANK YOU SKYWOOD -throws an axe and accidentally chops down a willow- oopsies no one ever saw dat

Songlight: -takes out Masterballs and accidentally traps Stonestar- OH STARCLAN WHAT HAVE I DONE

Stonestar: Hello my master, my name is Stonestar the gray Mew.

-awesome Pokemon evolving music plays-

Beewing: I AM MEWTWO! BOW DOWN TO ME OR ELSE-

Lyrix: Wait wait wait!!! I NEVER GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE MEWTWO!

Beewing: -looks up and sees an Asian Two-leg hovering over her and shrieks- SORRY IM JUST A MERE MEW MASTER

Lyrix: No you deserve to be a good cat who does nothing but eat and sleep

Skywood: Hello, Pokemon master. How may I help you?

Songlight: -bows- I am honored to meet you. -puts out paw-

Lyrix: AWW GOOD RUSSIAN BLUE KITTY -vigorously shakes paw-

Songlight: GAHHHHH -is shaking with her paw-

Jade (From my fanfic Young, also another of my OCs): Wait Lyrix how can u interfere wid this

Lyrix: I am a stupid God who can't think and I can do whatever I want! (Sorry if ur offended)

Jade: HOW?! JUST HOW?!?!?!??!?!?! -throws a magic bolt at Lyrix-

Lyrix: -dodges with a rainbow shield and kills Jade with her raimbow fabulousness-

THE END

What if Lyrics was lesbian and not poly?
Lyrix (NOT LYRICS): Hmm time to do stuff -makes Lyrics lesbian-

Lyrics: Ayyyyy my name's Lyrics and I'm a blue tabby with periwinkle eyes.

Random tom: -starts flirting- You look beautiful, babe

Lyrics: -turns away- Sorry I'm lesbian

Random tom: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT SHE-CATS QUEER -cries- (yes take this as a compliment because queers are all beautiful)