Foxpaw's Guide to Being Reasonably Insane

1. During a Gathering, after a Clan leader reports their news, Run out screaming "Andre! Andre! I've got the secret information!"

Onestar: In Windclan, we have appointed one new warrior, Rabbittail.

Cats: Yay!

Onestar: That is all Windclan has to report.

Foxpaw: Andre! Andre! Get the coptor ready I got the secret information! *runs away*

Firestar: What did Squirrelflight do wrong?!?

2. While sharing tongues, have arguments with yourself

Foxpaw: *Shares tongues with Toadpaw* Why do I share tongues with this loser?

Foxpaw: Toadpaw is nice!

Foxpaw: You would think so you overweight pansy!

Foxpaw: Oh no you di'int

Foxpaw: Oh yes I di'id

Foxpaw: Take this Dogbreath! *Bites leg*

Foxpaw: Oww! Take this! *Scratches face*

3. Find new and creative excuses not to clean out the elder's bedding.

Squirrelflight: Go clean out Longtail's bedding

Foxpaw: I can't

Squirrelflight: Why not?

Foxpaw: It interferes with my religious beliefs

Squirrelflight: Then go check Mousefur for ticks

Foxpaw: Nope, I have a disorder in which I spazz out at anytime.

Squirrelflight: o_0

4. Run into the Leader's den and explain that you have to leave the forest.

Firestar: *loving himself* la di dah di dah *Foxpaw runs in*

Foxpaw: They've found me! I have to leave the forest!

Firestar: Bye

Foxpaw:...

5. At a clan meeting, bring things to throw at your leader

Firestar: I have called this meeting to- *gets hit by tree trunk*

Foxpaw: hehehe

Firestar: *Glares at Foxpaw*

Foxpaw: It was Daisy!

Firestar: Yaaaaahhhh!! *kills Daisy*

Foxpaw: hehehe!