Le Spoof Of Le Warriors: 2

Leafpool: *strangle-y hugs Voletooth* OH MY BABY, OH MY HONEY, WHAT WOULD I EVER DO WITHOUT YOU??!!!

Voletooth: Ouch. You're squeezing too hard.

Leafpool: *gasp* VOLEY-WOLEY KINS!! ARE YOU OKAY??!! OMSCWENEEDAGETUTOAHOSPITAL!!!!

Voletooth: Uh.. what?

Leafpool: *wipes tear from her eye* *grabs Squirrelflight* Doctor, will he ever eat again?

Squirrelflight: *stops mooning over Bramblestar* Do what now?

Ashfur: ;_____;

Dovepaw: WHO WANTS SMOOOOOOOOTHIES???!!!!

All of ThunderClan except for Leafpool: ME! ME! ME!

Dovepaw: *sets up smoothie stand at supersonic speed* Step riiiiiight up, get a smoothie for only 9.99! (plus 29.99 shipping&handling)

Voletooth: Can I go get a smoothie?

Leafpool: *puts bandaid #129487257837583 on his stomach* Yes, honey, but BE CAREFUL.

Voletooth: *skips off*

Leafpool: *grabs Ivypaw* They.. they.. THEY GROW UP SO FAST!! *wails*

Ivypaw: -____-

THREE DAYS LATER.....

Dovepaw: *counts money for the 17426528956278 time* Okay! I'm all set.

Everyone except for her: *sits in camp rubbing their distended bellies* Ungh....

Voletooth: *burps* Those were good smoothies. Where'd you get them?

Dovepaw: *shifty eyes* I.. uh... made them myself. YEAH! Made 'em myself. *smug*

FLASHBACK:

Dovepaw: *walks into smoothie king* I'd like 1727427578376877532745266428 smoothies.

Lady: What kind?

Dovepaw: I DON'T CARE!!!

BACK IN THE "REAL" WORLD....

Dovepaw: Yup. Made 'em meself.

Firestar: *appears in the middle of the camp* OMG! WHAT HAPPENED?!

Dovepaw: I made smoothies! Yup. Made 'em by myself. Totally my own work. *whistles innocently*

WILL FINISH LATER