User blog comment:Cchen3/firey has to go have some fun and possibly freeze to death/@comment-26936355-20161201072231/@comment-26432133-20161205065506

Voodoo's? HEY THAT'S MY AUNT'S FAVORITE DONUT PLACE!! Gosh dang it Firey, were you in Portland? If you were, I should've asked you to stalk the locals and steal my uncle's awesome plastic cup where spiders fight to the death! My last updates were that last year, Peter Parker, reigning champion, was slayed by the newcomer, who was very large. But I don't know what happened after that! I MUST KNOW

(needing updates on the Spider Cup, Dogfood smashes down the fence like El Nino)

And if you weren't in Portland, well, forget what I said and everything that suggests that I am not a nice, sane normal person.

I AM NICE, SANE, AND 100% NORMAL. DO NOT THINK OTHERWISE OR I WILL  RIP OUT YOUR HEART AND KIDNEYS  be super nice to you no matter what!