The Edgy Adventures of Bloodluna

Warning!
This is a crackfic joking about cliches in Warrior Cat Fanfics. This is not to be taken seriously.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Blurb
Firestar (who is apparently still alive now) cheats on his mate Sandstorm (who is also magically alive) with a random loner who ends up giving birth to a kit named Bloodkit. However, it happens Bloodkit is some sort of chosen one who needs to defeat some sort of ultimate evil. Yeah, I have no idea.

Alliances (WIP)
Firestar - Dark orange tom with green eyes

Hope - Golden she-cat with blue eyes

Bloodluna - Blood red she-cat with green eyes and red angel wings

Prologue - The Birth of Bloodkit!!1!
Once upon a time, Firestar was walking through a forest. Then he bumped into a random loner she-cat with golden fur and blue eyes! She was so HAWT! She was HAWTER then Sandstorm! Firestar blushed! The she-cat blushed! "What is your name?" Firestar asked. "My name is Hope!" she replied. "Let's get together." Firestar said. "Okay!" Hope said. They kissed (even though cats probably don't know what a kiss is). Hope said "I'ma having a kit!"

LE GASP!

Firestar screamed "AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Hope screamed "AHHHHHHHHH!" A kit flew out of Hope's butt! The kit had blood red fur and green eyes. And she also had WINGS!!!!!!!! "Oh no I can't take care of a kit!" Hope yelled. "Don't worry, I will take care of her!" So, Firestar ran off and took her to Sandstorm. He told her that the kit was not a kit he made with another cat, but an abandoned kit he found who he wanted to adopt. Sandstorm agreed and they named the kit "Bloodkit" because of her blood red fur. So, a hero was born...