Power of Three Puppet Pals In: Ashfur's Leaf

Jayfeather: Oh my StarClan! Look what I've found!

Lionblaze: Is that a leaf?

Hollyleaf: I know a thing or two about leaves, and that's a leaf!

Jayfeather: It's not just any book-

Lionblaze: -Is it a young-she-cat Tigerstar-ish mating novel?

(Everyone stares)

Ten Seconds Later....
(Lionblaze is sitting in the corner of a hedge)

Jayfeather: Anyway, I happen to find this leaf in Ashfur's nest in a moss ball. It's his leaf diary!

Lionblaze: Wow, shall we smell it?

Jayfeather: I've got a better idea! Let's smell it!

Hollyleaf: What a fasinating scent study this will be.

Jayfeather: Okay this is his first entry. Dear Leaf....(Turns into Ashfur's voice)

Ashfur: Today I ate some hares for my breakfast today. It was flavorless and tough. I thought of Bristleface. I cried.

Lionblaze: I'm hungry!

Jayfeather: What else is new, goldie?! Let's get to the good stuff.

Ashfur: Today I put on my thick pelt and traveled to Forest Ally. I hunted a pair of fancy mice, but did not kill them. When I brought them to the camp, one devoured the other, and then died of lonliness. I felt happiness.

Jayfeather: This is halarious!

Hollyleaf: Hey look, Jayfeather, I scent your name!

Lionblaze: Your good at smelling, Hollyleaf.

Jayfeather: WHAT?!?!?!

Ashfur: Today that Half-Clan tom showed me his middle claw. When I attempted to punish him with getting ticks off of Mousefur, he slammed me against the den yowling, "Weirdo! Weirdo!" over and over again. Later he and his gold brother repeated the act, making me lose consusness. Tonight I shared tounges with StarClan for the first time in twenty moons. They showed me -in a dream- the end.

Jayfeather: I remember that, Lion! Give me five!

Lionblaze: You already took my claws, Jayfeather.

Jayfeather: Nevermind.

Ashfur: I lost a couple dark-gray flecks on my pelt today. Brambleclaw pointed it out in front of the whole Clan. Oh cruel attention! Flecks, oh flecks where have thou fled, to have rubbed off among fur and fleas, to have gone past ginger Squirrelflight without her seeing, I wish I could follow the, into the blinding.

Lionblaze: What is ginger, Jayfeather?

Jayfeather: Uh...

Hollyleaf: Yeah, tell him, Jayfeather!

Jayfeather: Oh look, another leaf.

Ashfur: While making dirt...

Everyone: EWW!

Ashfur: I fell asleep and had a nightmare. I was in a monster during a thunderstorm, every thunderclap seemed to sound like meows. It said "Weirdo! Weirdo!" and then it turned to Twoleg music. I was at the Gathering, and I asked Squirrelflight to prance. She asked me to get a life. Would that I could, Squirrelflight. Would that I could.

Jayfeather: My aunt was awesome!

Ashfur: When I woke up my fur was RiverClan-like from the teped rain water, and I was late for plotting with Hawkfrost in my dreams.

Lionblaze: Mmmm...I like RiverClan!

Squirrelflight: Did somebody say RiverClan?

Lionblaze: I did. How did you know?

Squirrelflight: What are you kittypets doing? Studying for scenting class?

Jayfeather: No, we're invading Lionblaze's past mentor's personal space by reading his leaf that I found in his nest.

Squirrelflight: But do you have any future plans about a battle with RiverClan?

Jayfeather: I'm afraid not.

Squirrelflight: I'm very dissappionted in you, nephew.

(Walks away)

Jayfeather: Back to the stinky old leaf!

(I Will finish)