Forestheart Speaks: Blah Blah Blah

This is a spoof on those "Whoever Speaks" stories. They really, really annoy me. Because all it does is tell me the name of the story and the main character. Just put the name of the story in the little type bar and shut up about it! Lordie.

So this is a spoof. Thanks.

Forestheart Speaks: Blah Blah Blah
I stopped at the top of the hill, unsurprised when I saw my dancing Clanmates in sombreros beneath me, cheering and clapping their paws together. The kits shook maracas, and I realized that today was Ke$ha day, my least favorite holiday.

But today was the day I came home from Candyland, so I didn't mind the celebrations. My heart warmed to all the she-cats in the Clan.

"Forestheart!" I heard Bluestar yowl. The story was that she was a flesh-eating zombie from the depths of the ground. She had made the journey by herself, eating the Tribe cat's brains out in the process, and ended up here. She instantly devoured Millie for being annoying and a kittypet, and then kicked Firestar from his throne and took over.

"Hi," I greeted.

"Blah, blah, blah!" she chanted.

"Blah, blah, blah!" I replied. I vomited candy afterwards.

Later, after I had finished mating with all the she-cats in the Clan except for Dovepaw (I hated her), I joined in the festivities. I danced and danced and then danced with a sombrero.

"You didn't mate with me!" Dovepaw whined, dancing next to me.

"I hate you," I replied. "You whine too much."

When the Clan heard this, they cheered. I noticed Birchfall, Whitewind, and Ivypaw yowl the loudest.

Suddenly, RiverClan attacked with bananas and monkeys. We defended ourselves with the flesh-eating Bluestar.

After all the monkeys had died, we continued to dance.

The End!