Random Into the Wild Spoof

Rusty: Mouseeeeeeee! Come to papa!

Mouse: U R NOT MY PAPA!!

Rusty: Yes I am. AHHHH! RANDOM NOISE!

Mouse: lol (runs off)

Rusty:(wakes up) DANG! Oh well, that dream randomly makes me want to go to the forest!

Smudge: Were ya goin?

Rusty:The forest

Smudge: BUT YOULL MEET WILD CATS AND JOIN THEM AND I WONT SEE YOU UNTILL U R ON A HUNTING TRIP!!!! D:

Rusty: ... wat?

Smudge:eh whatever, just go, OR THE ENTIRE STORY WILL BE RUINED! D:

Rusty:er, ok

(walks into forest)

Rusty:oooooohh i see a red tail belonging to something that's probably something that will kill me, I'll follow it!

(Graypaw appears)

Graypaw:RAWR! I AM A FEROCIOUS BEAST!

Rusty:AHHHHHHH! Well, RAWR, I AM A HOUSECAT!

Graypaw:wanna be friends?

Rusty:what just happened?

Graypaw:(to director) thats what im supposed to say right?

Director:(nods)

Graypaw:well thats what im supposed to say.

Rusty: ok

Graypaw: Its members of my clan HIDE

Rusty: wat

Graypaw: you say "wat" a lot, anyways JUST HIDE

Bluestar:hi graypaw