User blog comment:Forestpaw13/Forest's Q&A Blog :D/@comment-1839575-20120810224558

What would you do if...
 * 1) I showed up on your doorstep? Call stalker and run away.
 * 2) You found yourself on my doorstep? Call stalker and run away.
 * 3) If I showed up on your doorstep requiring $1,000,000 worth of operations to live? No way, dude! There are loads of celebrities in America you can ask for that money.
 * 4) If you needed help and I was the only one you could turn to? Ask you to bake me a pie. Solution to life.

What Wikian would you chose to...
 * 1) Live in a house with for a week? Birchy, we'd have the BEST time.
 * 2) Live in a cabin with one bathroom for a week? Red. I'd trust her to give up the bathroom.
 * 3) Live in a tent with for one week? Arti. Cos she's the Beckett to my Castle xDDDD
 * 4) Cook you a meal? Uh... anyone here good at cooking? Honeyrose. Her name sounds like a meal.
 * 5) Cook you a five-course meal? Smudge. Cos... Scottish food FTW?
 * 6) Give you a massage? Ew, no, too creepy.
 * 7) Give you a pedicure? GROSS GROSS GROSS. Never having that.
 * 8) Write a story dedicated to you? (Not expected of anybody) YOU SHOULD ALL DO IT. I feel I deserve dedications. xD
 * 9) Do a major operation on your brain? No way, not going there again. :'(
 * 10) Sing a song with? ARTI!
 * 11) Be your partner in crime? Arti again. Cos she's a detective and I'm a... writer?
 * 12) Take care of a child you found on the street? Do I have to give it away? D:
 * 13) Fly you across the Pacific Ocean in their very own airplane? OOH OOH STAREH. She's gonna have an aeroplane.
 * 14) Start a band with? Um. Sandwich? I make the assumption that as he's sixteen and male he must be able to play guitar or drums. Hope I'm right...
 * 15) Talk about women's rights with? Someone female.
 * 16) Write a book with? Red.
 * 17) Help you out as a senior citizen? Bird. She seems... caring towards old people...
 * 18) Keep your brain safe during the zombie apocalpyse? Do I have to actually give my brain to them? Because I like it in my head.
 * 19) Give you therapy? Eh, Fork can do that.
 * 20) Give therapy to? ALL OF YOU. Seriously, you people are weird. Oh, except Wafflez. No way I'm therapying him. Uh uh.
 * 21) Teach you rocket science? Uh... Birchy. She's a clever thing.
 * 22) Go hunting with? Well, Australians don't hunt as a rule... but Stareh, since I think she'dbe good at that.
 * 23) Live on a deserted island with? Someone who's strong and good at following orders. Bird. xD
 * 24) Be your chauffeur? Ooh, who scrubs up nicely? Red, because she's blond and angelic. She'd make a good chauffeur. Learn to drive, Reddy!
 * 25) Be your defense attorney? Psh, please, I'd do it myself.
 * 26) Be the judge of a case you've been accused in? Birchy. :D She's fair and she <3s me. Good combination.
 * 27) Run into randomly on the street 30 years from now? Well, Fork says she'd going to come to Australia... so her?
 * 28) Find your wallet? Stareh. She'd take all my money, then give it back, then I'd beat her up, then... okay, so maybe not Stareh. I kid, I kid, she'd totally give it back.