Warriors Insanity Hour Ep 1. Firestar's Headache

Firestar is walking down a Thunderpath when he is suddenly hit by a car,knocking him out. Sandstorm finds him and brings him to Thunderclan.

Sandstorm: Wake up ma love!

Firestar: Okay (gets up)

Sandstorm: Are you ok?

Firestar: Yes,I'm fi... HOLY STARCLAN MY HEAD HURTS SO (bleep)-ing BAD!

Sandstorm: Why?

Firestar: I DON'T KNOW!

Sandstorm: Let's see Jayfeather.

They go see Jayfeather

Jayfeather: I have some remedies for this.

First, Jayfeather hangs Firestar up and hits him hard with a baseball bat.

Firestar: WHAT THE (bleep) IS WRONG WITH YOU! I THINK YOU'RE A (bleeeeeeeeeeeeeep)-ing PEICE OF (bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)!

Daisy: Watch your language! There are kits here!

Firestar:0.0 sorry

Daisy: You better be n00B!

Jayfeather: IMA FIRIN MA LAZAR! (shoots Firestar down.)

Firestar: OUCH! BE CAREFUL YOU IDIOT! YOU ARE A SICK LITTLE BLIND PIG!

Jayfeather: I'm gonna make my remedies more painful just fo that.

Firestar: YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS AREN'T YOU?!

Jayfeather: DUH!!!!

Next,Jayfeather took a hula hoop and puts it over Firestar, then puts on Justin Bieber and starts dancing while covered with raw meat and slamming Firestar's head in a brick wall.

Firestar:WHAT THE (bleep) ARE YOU DOING?!