Squirrelflight: pull my tail

Brambleclaw: hey squirrelflight, wanna go to a Mexican restaurant?

Squirrelflight: Yeah! Can we invite Hollyleaf? I think she has...problems. She keeps freaking out over dumb things

Brambleclaw: uh, nah. She might go overboard on the salsa

Squirrelflight: yeah, remember what happened last time.

Both: *shudder*

Squirrelflight: yeah let's go


 * both go to restaurant, and sit down at table*

Waiter: Que queres para comer?

Squirrelflight: dude, chill. Dora didn't teach me that yet

Waiter: whatever

Brambleclaw: whoa, are you Tigerstar?! My father?

Waiter: yeah, I'm Tigerstar. I needed money, so I have to work here. *shrugs*

Squirrelflight: whatever, just bring me some chili, dude.

Tigerstar: *serves chili*


 * Squirrelflight and Brambleclaw eat chili*

Squirrelflight: oh man, I think I ate too much chili

Brambleclaw: let's get you back to camp


 * both go back to camp*

Brambleclaw: Leafpool! Get over here! Squirrelflight ate too much chili!


 * Leafpool runs to Squirrelflight*

Leafpool: oh my gosh Squirrelflight, you shouldn't have eaten so much chili! Lie down!


 * Squirrelflight lies down*

Squirrelflight: Brambleclaw..

Brambleclaw: what?! What's wrong?!

Squirrelflight: pull my tail...

Brambleclaw: why?!

Squirrelflight: just do it...

Brambleclaw: alright...


 * Brambleclaw pulls Squirrelflight' s tail*

Squirrelflight: *KABOOM!*


 * Squirrelflight explodes*

Brambleclaw: Squirrelflight! Speak to me!!!

Leafpool: get over it! She's dead!

Brambleclaw: but I loved her!

Leafpool: yeah, well, she's gone. Does this mean I can be your girlfriend?! Crowfeather is so boring!

Brambleclaw: *shrugs* sure, whatever

Leafpool: YAAAAYYYYY!


 * Squirrelflight' s head appears in the clouds*

Squirrelflight: LEAFPOOL!!!!!!!!! You cannot date Brambleclaw! You're a medicine cat!

Leafpool: LOL! I don't care!

Squirrelflight: whatever. I'll just go with Ashfur.


 * Squirrelflight' s head disappears from sky*

Leafpool: we should go somewhere!

Brambleclaw: yeah, let's go to a Mexican restaurant

DUN DUN DUN!

THE END

I hope you liked that

- Cocopaw101

P.S, don't eat too much chili