Warrior Cats Smoof: CrowXLeaf

Firestar (narrator): Ahem, ahem! Today we are debating if Crowfeather should mate with Leafpool! And...action!

Leafpool: But I love you Crowfeather!

Crowfeather: Ugh, get away from me! Those kits are yours and yours only! My mate is Nightcloud.

Nightcloud: Uh-huh!!

Crowd: o.0

Firestar: Ooh, the two lovers are fighting!

Spottedleaf: No Leafpool! Follow your heart! (disappears)

Cinderheart: But Leafpool's a med cat! She can't date!

Lionblaze: Yeah!

Nightcloud: I'm Crowfeather's mate! Stop trying to steal the spotlight, missy she-cat!

Firestar: The other cats are taking sides!

Breezepelt: My dad is Crowfeather and my mom is Nightcloud!

Tigerstar (swooping into the scene from Dark Forest): CROWFEATHER!!! Follow your #)$(@)#($ing heart! (disappears)

Crowfeather: @)#(!@)$*(#*$(%&!(#*$(#@*($*!)@($)@$#*)!@#$)(@)$*&(# yourself, Tigerstar!