OMG WHAT AM I DOING HERE! Week One

Rules
This is the reality TV show that every Warrior dreads. Why? Because it involves living in a twolegs nest with four kittypets for a few weeks.

Four warriors

Four kittypets

Meet The Cats
Pheonix: Hello fello cats and welcome to OMG WHAT AM I DOING HERE! Let's meet our first ever cat to come on this show: HOLLYLEAF!

(Hollyleaf enters)

Pheonix: Hello Hollyleaf.

(Silence)

Pheonix: Hollyleaf?

Hollyleaf: I am not talking to you.

Pheonix: Oh

(Silence)

Pheonix: Well, ummm. Why don't you go into the kitchen Hollyleaf to meet...

(Hollyleaf exit)

IN THE KITCHEN

Trevor: HI HOLLYLEAF

(Silence)

Trevor: HI HOLLYLEAF

(More silence)

Raven: Oh Trevor, I am the charmer here. Why don't I give it a try. Hello Hollyleaf.

(Silence)

Raven: (Dissapointed) Oh. It usually works.

Rocky: Come on guys, lets just leave her alone.

Miso: Yeah.

BACK IN STUDIO

Pheonix: Well, um, lets meet our second cat. FIRESTAR!!!!

(Firestar enters)

Firestar: I'm breaking the warrior code. I'm breaking the warrior code. I'm breaking the warrior code.

Pheonix: Hello Firestar

Firestar: I'm breaking the warrior code. I'm breaking the warrio...

Pheonix: Sorry to interupt but what is the warrior code?

Firestar: Nothing you need to know about because you are a kittypet.

Pheonix What's a kittypet?

Firestar: You.

Pheonix: Why don't you go into the kitchen and meet Trevor, Raven, Rocky and...

Firestar: Yeah, okay.

(Firestar exits saying: I am breaking the warrior code over and over again)

IN THE KITCHEN

Trevor and Raven: HI FIRESTAR!!!!!

Tevor and Raven: Hey. I was supposed to say that. Grrrrrr.

Firestar: Ummmmmmm. Bye.

(Firestar leaves the kittypets and stands beside Hollyleaf)

BACK IN THE STUDIO

''Pheonix: Well, at least he talked to me. Lets meet our third cat. SANDSTORM! ''

(Enter Sandstorm)

''Pheonix: Hello Sandstorm. ''

''Sandstorm: Hello (looks at cameras) OMG ARE THE CAMERAS ROLLING! PLEASE CAN WE DO ANOTHER TAKE!?!?!!''

Pheonix: Okay....

Take Two

Pheonix: Lets meet our third cat SANDSTORM!!!

(Enter Sandstorm)

Sandstorm: Hello everyone. It is a pleasure to be on this show.

Pheonix: Aren't you worried about "breaking the warrior code"?

Sandstorm: No, of course not, I mean WHAT AM I SAYING!?!? No.

(Smiles at camera)

Pheonix: Then do you want to go and meet Trever, Raven, Rocky and Miso?

Sandstorm: OF COURSE I DO!

(Sandstorm exit)

IN THE KITCHEN

Trevor and Raven: HELLO SANDST...

Sandstorm: Hello everybody. (Kisses everybody on the cheek)

Firestar: Why are you acting so weird?

Sandstorm: In case there are secret cameras. Stop making a fool of me Fire.

Firestar: Huh?

BACK IN THE STUDIO 

Pheonix: Okay, lets meet our last cat: ICECLOUD!

(Enter Icecloud)

Icecloud: Whats wrong with this show. Why can't it be a bit more like... Something else.

Pheonix: This show is an original.

Icecloud: Huh?

Pheonix: I was strolling round one day when I met a rather ratty tatty tom. He told me about his life as a warrior and as a producer myself I wanted to make a TV show about you.

Icecloud: What an evil, evil Kittypet

Pheonix: Why is everyone calling me that? Why don't you go into the kitchen?

Icecloud: Fine.

(Exit Icecloud)

IN THE KITCHEN

Trevor: HELLO ICECLOUD

Icecloud: OMG there are more of them!!!!

Raven: More of what?

Icecloud: I must hide!

(Icecloud hides in a pantry.)

Rocky: These cats really don't want to be here do they?

Miso: No, exept for that one (turns to Sandstorm)

Sandstorm: WHAT?