User blog comment:Artimas Hunter/Please Take My Bat and Beat Me With It/@comment-4751506-20131216025941

Good thing you're not the mother of the wiki, because that would mean (according to the wiki's main page) that you have one hundred nineteen children. And I don't actually think that's possible. That would be 1071 months of your life spent carrying a child in your womb and that would not be fun.

BUT I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE BACK :D

I get that your life's been hectic and stuff, so it's all good. I can't wait for you to be more active soon! This has been a small comment from Red, the majority of which was spent pondering how you could carry so many children. Red out.