Wind

Windflight: Hi. It’s now WInd, not Shadow. Yeah, Shadow SUCKED.

Shadowpaw: *crying in a corner* W-W-Win-d-df-ff-f-li-i-ight! I-I th-th-th-thought w-w-we we-we-we we wer-were f-fr-friends!

Windflight: *rolls eyes* So much for a MOUSEBRAIN.

Shadowpaw: *dramatic* 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕛𝕦-𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕕-𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕕! ˙llᴉʍ ɹǝʌǝu noʎ ʍouʞ ᴉ puɐ  ᖘ꒒ꏂꍏꌚꏂ, ꅐꀤꈤꀷꎇ꒒ꀤꁅꀍ꓄! (Translation: You ju-just d-don’t understand! And I know you never will. Please, Windflight!)

Windflight: Listen, kit. You’ve got a lot to learn. You won’t become Shadowstar so please don’t mess your life up.

Shadowpaw: 𝔹𝕦𝕥... 🅨🅞🅤 🅓🅞🅝'🅣 🅚🅝🅞🅦 🅣🅗🅔 🅟🅐🅘🅝 🅨🅞🅤 🅗🅐🅥🅔 🅒🅐🅤🅢🅔🅓 🅜🅔! 🅜🅨 🅑🅞🅓🅨 🅘🅢 🅦🅡🅘🅣🅗🅘🅝🅖 🅘🅝 🅟🅐🅘🅝... 🅟🅛🅔🅐🅢🅔, 🅦🅘🅝🅓🅕🅛🅘🅖🅗🅣! 🅨🅞🅤 🅐🅡🅔 🅣🅗🅔 🅞🅝🅛🅨 🅒🅤🅡🅔!

Windflight: Play the dramatic music! *dramatic music comes on* OK, I think I can start Wind now. Wind is me and WindClan-

Shadowpaw: Oʜ, Sʜᴀᴅᴏᴡ ɪs ᴍʏ ᴏɴʟʏ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ! Wɪɴᴅғʟɪɢʜᴛ, ʏᴏᴜ-

Windflight: Listen, hun. I don’t care.

Shadowpaw: Oʜ, ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ! Bʀᴏᴋᴇɴ... Nᴏᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ I ᴄᴀɴ ғɪx ɪᴛ... Aɴᴅ I ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ BEST Mᴇᴅɪᴄɪɴᴇ ᴄᴀᴛ!

Windflight: What in StarClan are you talking about?

Shadowpaw: 𝓞𝓱 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓷, 𝔀𝓱𝔂? 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓼𝓸 𝓫𝓪𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓲𝓷 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓶𝓮! 𝓦𝓲𝓷𝓭𝓫𝓪𝓮!

Windflight: My baes are Rainfur and Poppydawn.

Shadowpaw:𝒪𝒽, 𝓌𝒽𝓎 𝓌ℴ𝓃'𝓉 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓂ℯ 𝒮𝒽𝒶𝒹ℴ𝓌𝒷𝒶ℯ?

Windflight: Bro, I’m not triple mate. We are stalemate for each other. *drum noise plays and stops*

Shadowpaw: ᗩᕼ! ᗷᒪOOᗪ Iᔕ ᑭOᑌᖇIᑎᘜ OᑌT! *shrieks*

Windflight: Shut up.

Shadowpaw: ?

Windflight: Yeah. I’ve been waiting for this to happen - me to do Wind and you’re just ruining it. I have had to deal with you. Now let me live in peace.

Shadowpaw: *whimpers* Fine.

Windflight: May StarClan not Light your path, Shadowpaw!

SHADOWPAW IS DYING.

Windflight: So yeah. Wind’s brilliant. Don’t watch Shadow and- what the heck is that, Shadowpaw?

An elephant has came in.