Rowanclaw's Kits

 'tis a spoof sequal thing to Rowanclaw's Gender.

by Eevee.

LAST TIME

Rowanclaw: OHEY! I'M A RANDOM SHADOWCLAN SHE-CAT! I LIKE WAFFLES! :D

Brokenstar: The heck is a waffle?

Rowanclaw: SCREW YOU.

Brokenstar: Well, I'll take my rogues and go then! *puts Blackfoot, Clawface, Jaggedtooth, and some other random warriors in a suitcase and leaves*

Elders: HE'S GONE! YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

~MUCH LATER, AT THE LAKE~

Rowanclaw: TAWNYPELT, LET'S HAVE KITS.

Tawnypelt: But-

Rowanclaw: *drags her to the Gathering*

Leopardstar: Heavystep died... u_u

All cats: AAAAWW! D:

Leopardstar: ...but came back to life like he's got nine lives! :D

All cats: YAAAAAY! :D

Rowanclaw: HEY EVERYONE I LOVE TAWNYPELT AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE KITS!

~LATER~

Tawnypelt: Four kits. :D

Rowanclaw: I will name them! Flamekit, Dawnkit, Tigerkit, and RowanclawlovesTawnypelttodeathandRowanclawchangedgenderfromshe-cattotomandTawnypeltusedtobeaThunderClanapprenticebutappointedwarriorherekit. *takes deep breath* Rowankit for short.

Rowankit: Daddy changed gender? :o *CRIES AND RUNS AWAY*

Rowanclaw: TIME TO TAKE THE KITS OUTSIDE!

~LATER~

Rowanclaw: CHANGE GENDER!

Flamekit: OKAY. *POOF* NOW I'M A TOM! :D

Rowanclaw: JUST LIKE YOUR DADDY C:

Tawnypelt: *throws self into lake*

NOW, BACK TO THE PRESENT

Blackstar: *prances into clearing* THIS GURL IS ON FIYAHHHHHH-

Russetfur: Blackstar.

Blackstar: EEEE- ohey.

Russetfur: Rowanclaw's daughter Flamekit's a tom now.

Blackstar: I don't care. Go away, and leave me to my happy hour.

Russetfur: Mkay.

Blackstar: *nods, and watches as she walks away* SHE'S WALKIN ON FIYAAAAAAH~

Rowanclaw: *pokes Dawnkit*

Dawnkit: *pummels him with her paws*

Rowanclaw: OW. D,:

Tigerkit: Flamekit, why are you staring at the medicine den? Don't tell me you want-

Flamekit: -to be a meddie cat? OF COURSE I WANT TO BE A MEDDIE CAT. WUDDUP BREH.

Tigerkit: Er...

Rowanclaw: *blinks* Okay then, I'll leave you to that.

Russetfur: Yo, Rowanclaw.

Rowanclaw: Hrmmm? Ohey.

Russetfur: Why did Flamekit change gender.

Rowanclaw: 'Cause I told him to.

Russetfur: Mkay. *walks away*

Dawnkit: *flails, pummeling her brothers with her paws* I HATE YOU ALL.

Flamekit: I love you too.

-tbc-