Talonpaw's Guide to being just plain AWESOME

1. Play dead

Talonpaw: hehe

Leafwhisker: Talonpaw! Time for a border pat... AHHH Talonpaw's dead!

Nightstar: Does any cat know CPR?

Leafwhisker: Call 911!

Talonpaw: haha.

2. Jump in water and act like a maniac

Snoozepelt: Talonpaw! You're falling behind!

Talonpaw: One minute!

* Jumps in the lak