User blog comment:Maplefern/Dodgeball/@comment-1266530-20110413231822/@comment-1839575-20110413234552

LOL, I just LOVE your family stories, Hollz. xDDD Your poor Aunty! (both) I only ever had ONE black eye... when I was six, and doing gymnastics, there was a collision, involving me, incredibly skinny and very very short for my age, and this massive, muscly boy. I came off worse, surprise surprise. I've had three swollen lips though. My friend kneed me in the mouth, I tried to do a somersault on a matress and kissed the floor, and my puppydog headbutted me. Heh heh.