User blog comment:Rainsplash987/TO LIFE, LIBERTY, AND DERPINESS FOR ALL!/@comment-5324136-20121113231946

'''Rub the feet of? '''Misty! Y'know, if she wanted...

'''Kill? '''TROUT SUPPORTERS!!!!

'''Choose to do a collab with? '''Rainy, cuz she's probably the best writer on here! (No offense to anyone else--you're all amazing writers.)

'''Cook a gourmet meal with? '''Ninja. She seems like she'd be willing to just hang back and let me take over. Seriously, I love cooking.

'''Give therapy? '''Myself. I'm the only truly insane one on here.

'''Is most like you? '''Ninja? Rainy? Robo? I dunno... can I just do myself again?

'''Write a story dedicated to? '''Whoever wins first place in my contest.

'''Eat? '''Robo. No wait, she supports Bush. Nighty! Mhm, cooked Nighty. Delish!

'''Sing to? '''Anyone who can stand my voice. The neighborhood crows sound better than I do.

'''Be for a day? '''Ninja! Seriously, that'd be awesome!

'''Be crazy with? '''Rainy. She's already learned how to stand my inane craziness.

'''Put in jail? '''Um... I don't really know... Oh, wait! TROUTSTREAM!

'''Go skydiving with? '''ANYBODY! Who isn't, y'know, scared of heights.

Those certainly were... random.