User:Moony Whiskers/Online Diary:January 2011

7th January
So I woke up at 6:30, ridiculously early, en't it? But ah well, its a Friday. So I dressed in a black pleated, thick black tights, white shirt, silly blue tie and black school jumper. Oh, and my stupidly fluffy socks! I went downstairs for breakfast - toast and jam - and got kitted up with my winter outdoor-wear. Woollen hat, cosy scarf, big gloves, ski jacket and big black boots.... Why? It was heavily frosty. I know, big woose, en't I? And since I live in Scotland and can get cold so easily, I'll probably never take these clothes off - even through summer!

Period 1: Music. Ughh. Miss Moore is bloody boring! And then she goes into long rambles about bagpipes and violins, afterwards making you play impossible songs on the keyboard! At least we get to watch YouTube...

Period 2: It was PE. On a Friday. Second thing. So me, being me, took an super long time getting ready. And managed to not run throughout the whole lesson. Now, I think that, people, deserves a medal!

Break: Met with Smudgy, Nightpaw (that's what Smudgy's calling her) and Walrus (she doesn't deserve a warriors name). Smudgy was rambling on quietly (yeah, she whispers instead of speaking) about how Moonpaw fell on her. I also see that he gets the name (apprentice name) of the deputy of her DreamClan even though I'm Moony and that that was the only thing that she put in her diary! I think Smudgy has a crush!

Period 3 and 4: Well, Geography was boring. As Smudgy said, Mrs Wilkinson likes her land use. A lot. What's this, the sixth week we've done land use in the Cairngorms National Park? And I have a horrible feeling that we'll be doing land use in, um, what do you think, Snowdonia National Park? Yeah, she is also obsessed with British National Parks.

Lunch: I had a tuna sandwich for lunch. It was okay for canteen food - well at least it was better than that cat sick pudding. Since I couldn't find Smudgy or Nightpaw - though one is not seen without the other, so I think it would be more appropriate to say; Since I couldn't find Smudgy and Nightpaw - I sat with some people I didn't like and refused to talk to them. Kind of wish that I'd gone down to the village with the smart one - not Weirdo or Whatsit - and got something from the chipper.

Period 5 and 6: It was French next. And we had the PE teacher, Mr Hermione Granger's Cat Without the S. Plus we were doing a test. Fun. At least I know I got 0/15! Smudgy probably got full marks, as did Moonpaw. I'm actually surprised that he wasn't mentioned. Usually when she comes out of a lesson that he was in she's; Somebody stole Moonpaw's library card, ''I was sorted onto Moonpaw's team! etc. ... But none of those were as good as when she told us, "Rachel swapped with me when I was about to dance with Moonpaw. I'm glad though, because he was too hot!" Hah! And the best part was that she meant both hots - but she didn't tell us that. At least its not Nettlepaw this Nettlepaw that, because he used to be in every one of her classes sitting on her table. Though I preferred him - he was a good laugh - and Moonpaw's just... tall and geeky (no offence Smudgy).

Period 7 and 8: It was Maths. With crazy lady with the beach ball. Extra fun. I can't even remember what we were doing.

The bus home was all right. But I can't get that horrible image of The Goat out of my mind. Sitting sideways on his seat. With his legs wide open. Trying to prove that Depressing Boy was gay. Judging by where his eyes were glued, I think I can say that he is.

A/N: After that dream that Smudgy told me about (obviously of Moonpaw), I very almost called Mr Crookshank Dad. Now that was embarrassing.

"Da- Mr Crookshank, I've finished!"