Warriors Cats - Meghan Trainor - Parody

The moonlight glared.

It shone on the hard-packed dirt ground as a cat silhouette slunk into the scene.

Suddenly weird lights flashed everywhere and idk a Comedy Central set was set up in about 5.3 seconds.

Jake The Cat: Heyyyyyy, welcome to Catmedy Central, lololol get it "Cat"medy Central?? Huh lol

Audience (which is, by the way, no one): Yah i get it totally hahahahah lawl lawl law law why am I saying law lololol

Jake: Anyway, way, I'm going to be singing a song worth a million buck--no five hundred--fine ten bucks okay good

♪ OH MY STARCLAN

I PUT MY EARS ON INSIDE OUT

COULDN'T TELL CAUSE THE MOON WASNT OUT

I ATE A MOUSE AGAIN YUM YUM YUM

THUNDERCLAN STARES

I SMILE AND POOP LIKE I JUST DONT CARE

THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY SEXY CLAWS

THAT I RIP THEIR THROATS OPEN WITH

WELL PLEASE DONT JUDGE

IT WAS MAD LOVE

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A TOAD

AND I WAS TOTALLY A PERSON

DON'T ACT LIKE YOU HAVENT BEEN THERE

THREE A.M. WITH A DRUNK VOLE

EVERY CAT KNOWS I'M BEING LAME

MY DADDY HATES ME TO STARCLAN

CAUSE I GAVE HIM SOME OF MY EGGPLANT

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT I HATE LOOPS

OH MY GOD

I PUT MY CLAWS ON UPSIDE DOWN

I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR INSIDE OUT

AND I PULLED ON MY JEEEEEEAAAAANNNSSS

WELLL PLEASE SHUT UP

YOUR AS DUMB AS A ROCK

AND I'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR FACE

CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A PIMPLE ALL THE WAY

DON'T ACT LIKE YOU HAVENT BEEN THERE

EGGPLANT WITH MAYO IN THE MIDDLE

EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S THE PLANT OF EGGS

MY DADDY HATES ME TO STARCLAN

BUT I LOVE HIM TO THE EGGPLANT

EVERYONE HERE LOVES THE EGG OF PLANTS


 * rap:

I MIGHT BE DYING BUT IT'S ONLY CAUSE I HATE LIVING

YOU AIN'T GOT A TAIL BUT IT'S CAUSE YOU HAVE SOME LONGER EARS

IF YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THE PAIN, BETTER FEEL IT GOOD YEAH GOOD

"here's an idea, crouchfoot-go sit yourself down, grab an eggplant, and talk to me later cause ur rapping sucks too"

"be quiet heathertail I hate you too and i know this doesnt fit the lyrics but since when did cats listen to meghan trainor lololol"

YEAH

A BIT OF MOUSE IN MY TUMMY

YUM YUM

I SLEPT LIKE A MUMMY

WHAT THE HECK

HE SLAPPED ME AND CALLED ME HIS BAE

LOLOLOL

ASKED ME TO GO AWAY

HOW COULD I TURN DAT AWAY?

lololol btw if u dont know by now sing to tune of "walkashame" by meghan trainor lololol