User blog comment:Forestpaw13/Forest's Q&A Blog :D/@comment-1703139-20120806152622


 * 1) I showed up on your doorstep? 'Sup. We're Facebook friends, so this isn't creepy...also I keep my bats in a box next to my computer' (Yeah, I actually DO haver baseball bats. xD)
 * 2) You found yourself on my doorstep? 'Sup. We're Facebook friends so this isn't creepy...can I see your machetes?'
 * 3) If I showed up on your doorstep requiring $1,000,000 worth of operations to live? I'd do it. And if you needed an organ or something that I didn't, I'd give ya one. :)
 * 4) If you needed help and I was the only one you could turn to? I know you'd give it to me. :)
 * 5) Live in a house with for a week? I'm gonna say Zaffie. We're around the same age and both of us are very awesome...it would be fun.
 * 6) Live in a cabin with one bathroom for a week? Wetty. Not because I think she'd be nice and relinquish the bathroom- I think it would be like a new TLC series 'Bathroom Wars- The One Bathroom Story of Two Online Friends' xD
 * 7) Live in a tent with for one week? Red. She's least likely to molest me or put my hand in warm water or something while I sleep.  And if she did put my hand in warm water I probably wouldn't kill her. xD
 * 8) Cook you a meal? Wetty. I want her to suffffferrrr
 * 9) Cook you a five-course meal? I've heard Smudge is good at these things, but she's also Scotish, and I don't really like Scotish cuisine, so I'm gonna say Forest. xD
 * 10) Give you a massage? Um...I don't actually trust any of you quite that much.
 * 11) Give you a pedicure? Stareh. I think she'd be good at it and we could have all kinds of crazy discussions. xD
 * 12) Write a story dedicated to you? (Not expected of anybody) I've only written a dedicated story once...if anyone did it, that would be super touching. :)
 * 13) Do a major operation on your brain? Zaffie and Forest as a team. Zaffie's had it done, Forest's a doctor...yeah.
 * 14) Sing a song with? Zaffie. *hums 'I can not believe my eyessss'*
 * 15) Be your partner in crime? Ohjeez, well we all know that one day I'll take over the world, and though each and every one of you will get moneys and helicoptors and whatnot, I'm gonna say Forest. That's the way it's been, that's how it;s gonna be. xD  But I will say Red and Zaffie come in close seconds (extra helicoptors for you!)
 * 16) Take care of a child you found on the street? I would say Zaffie, but a child I find on the streets of Ohio isn't gonna want to fly all the way to Australia...so...Forest. xD
 * 17) Fly you across the Pacific Ocean in their very own airplane? Bird. I have NO CLUE WHY but I just have this vision of us barrel rolling our way to Russia. 8D
 * 18) Start a band with? ALL OF YOU. As long as I get lead singer *flounces hair* xD
 * 19) Talk about women's rights with? Zaffie. And I thought I was an activist...
 * 20) Write a book with? Well...Zaffie and I are doing it, I almost did it with Forest...although if I had yo pick someone new... I'd say Red. :)
 * 21) Help you out as a senior citizen? Forest. She's older then me, so she'd be helping me and falling down and I would LAUGH and stroke each of my 75 cats. 8D
 * 22) Keep your brain safe during the zombie apocalpyse?  ALL OF US. We would find an abandoned Krogers and hole up together.  :D
 * 23) Give you therapy? Red. She's insanely good at it.  xD
 * 24) Give therapy to? Well, I kinda give everyone therapy, so...yeah. xD
 * 25) Teach you rocket science? Please, I already know it. *pause* Forest. xD
 * 26) Go hunting with? Stareh. *high-fives* TEAM GALERS, UNITE.
 * 27) Live on a deserted island with? How deserted is the island? I need more context. xDDD
 * 28) Be your chauffeur? Forest. xD Or Bird.
 * 29) Be your defense attorney? Please, I'd do it myself. I haven't lost a mock-trial yet (and believe me, I do plenty of them)
 * 30) Be the judge of a case you've been accused in? Zaffie. She has a very clear, fair sense of right/wrong.  Plus she'd probably find me not guilty.
 * 31) Run into randomly on the street 30 years from now? ALL OF YOU. :3
 * 32) Find your wallet? After checking to make sure it's STILL ON MY NIGHTSTAND I'd have to say...Birchy. She'd give it back. xD