Spoof Universe! - Harry Potter

Firestar: Here ye, here ye! Gather beneath my all-mighty ledge for a proclamation!

ThunderClan: *mutering about how Firestar needs to die already, gather under the ledge*

Firestar: Now, first of all, I have two new warriors to name. Leafpool and Squirrelflight, step forward.

Leafpool: But we already have our names...

Firestar: I said STEP FORWARD!!

Leafpool and Squirrelflight: *muttering about ways to kill their father, step forward*

Firestar: Now, you two completley screwed your lifes, so I give you new names. Leafpool and Squirrelflight, I now name you two Suckylife!

Squirrelflight: Uh...you're naming us both Suckylife? How will you know who's who?

Firestar: Good point. Leafpool is Suckylife1, and Squirrelflight is Suckylife2. Now, on another note, I have NEWZZZZ!

ThunderClan: Yay!

Firestar: The premire of the new Harry Pottah movie is at Blockbuster 2nite!!!

Sandstorm: Ahh....Harry Pottah?

Graystripe: Harry Pottah is a 17-year-old english dude who has a freakish wand thingy that blows things up.

Squirrelflight: I want one of those!

Firestar: We all do. But I wanna see the movie!!!

ThunderClan: Yay! The movie!

More to come later, I'm too lazy to write more XD