To Claw or To Claw

There once was a Clan in a valley far away. This Clan laughed, and sang, and pranked all day. In a mystical land, far far away. Okay, people, now we can cut the crap and get to the story!

Chapter 1
It was a quiet day. Okay, fine, it wasn't a quiet day, but let's pretend it was. Flowerpower was sitting under a tree, waiting for a fellow LaughClan cat to jump out and play a prank on her, but nothing happened. Until, of course, she stood up.

Her brother Smokeybear jumped out and zapped her with a joy buzzer. Flowerpower was shocked horribly, and then started laughing.

"So, what do you want to do today?" Smokeybear asked.

"You want to know what I really want to do today?" Flowerpower asked.

"What?"

"Dare you to do something." Flowerpower said with a smirk.

"Okay, bring it on!" Smokeybear challenged.

"I dare you to either lick my dirty claw or claw Starstar."

Chapter 2
Smokeybear had no idea what he was going to do. Flowerpower's claw had been filthy, and the longer it took him to decide what he was going to do, the dirtier it would probably get.

But to claw Starstar would surely get him in serious trouble. The last cat who'd done that had been eaten by the Cla—

Okay, let's not go there. Let's just say that they were punished. Yeah, that's good.

Chapter 3
"I've made my decision." Smokeybear said to Flowerpower.

"Get on with it." Flowerpower said.

"I'll lick your claw." Smokeybear said reluctantly.

Flowerpower moved forward, anticipating the lick.

"Oh...." Smokeybear said. Then, he moved forward and licked the claw.