Shut up, Dovepaw!

This what happened to me today, and it includes my friend Carson. Some parts about the teachers are made up, to make the story more interesting. Hope you like it. P.S, Carson, if your reading this, don't laugh at me for what Dovepaw says! - Penny

Me: *takes out kindle during math test*

Me: alright, Dovepaw! What did you want! I'm taking a math test!

Dovepaw: oh. Nothing, I was just bored. Oh, and firestar graystripe lionblaze jayfeather and hollyleaf are coming

Me: dang it Dovepaw!


 * other cats join*

Me: listen, you guys need to leave. I'm taking a math test!

Carson: who are you talking to?

Me: oh, no one! Hehe, no cat! I mean, nobody!

Carson: okay?...

Me: *turns back to kindle* get out of here, Dovepaw!!

Dovepaw: hey, Carson! Penny wears pink pj's with a raccoon on them, and sleeps with a Peep's plushie and stuffed animals at night!

Me: DOVEPAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carson: you do? Who said that?!

Me: Dovepaw said that!

Me: *claps hand over mouth*


 * everyone stares*

Me: *turns back to kindle*

Me: seriously, guys, leave.

Jayfeather: actually, we have something to say to you

Graystripe: yeah, we do.

Firestar: on 3...2...1

All cats: 🎵 happy birthday to you,

Here's a mouse and a shrew!

We don't care about your birthday

When we make dirt we poo!🎵

Me: that was terrible. And you don't wanna see my teacher when she's mad.

Firestar: yeah, well your other teacher is kind kind of cute.

Graystripe: yeah, and we're  her age in cat years.

Me: my teacher's a twoleg.

Graystripe and firestar: AHHHHHHH! * runs away *

Hollyleaf: oh wow, your teacher is mad.

Me: *looks behind me*

Teacher: Penny, now is not the time  to be skyping your cats!! Turn that off!!!!!!!!

Me: see what you did?!

Dovepaw: yeah yeah, who cares

Lionblaze: well, I'm hungry!

Jayfeather: yeah!

Dovepaw: well, I hope they serve bird seed

Me: why bird seed?

Dovepaw: My NAME!

Me: nope, still don't get it.

Dovepaw: that's because you're stupid

Teacher: and that's why I'm giving you an F!!!!

Me: can't I raise my math average back to an A again?!!!!!

Teacher: only if you shut your cats up

Cats: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Me: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😲😱

Tell me if you loved it or hated it in the comments! And please shut Dovepaw up, while you're at it

- Penny a.k.a, Cocopaw101