Leafpool's Guide to Have a Terrible Life

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Are you tired of your Mary-sue life and need a way out? Then read the Leafpool's Guide to a Terrible Life. Trust me...it would turn your life around...

Mate with a cat with another clan
Works even better if you are a Medicne cat, Leader or Deputy.

Have your only daughter die
Pretty efffective

Have all your kits hate you.
Also very effective.

Have the whole clan hate you
Pretty self explanitory

Lose your amazing job that you love to do
Even more effective if you really don't need to lose it.