Warriors Rumors

Disclaimer
Disclaimer: I don't own any cats except Cloverfang and Goldenstripes, but the rumors are based on the stuff in the books. Oh, and this will be updated daily.-- Clover The Power of Three  20:49, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Is Hollyleaf dead?

 * Cloverfang: Hello, people! I'm Cloverfang, your hostess, and this is-


 * Goldenstripes: GOLDENSTRIPES! YOUR HOST! *Ruffles Cloverfang's fur with his tail*


 * Cloverfang: How many times have I told you not to touch me? *rolls eyes* Great StarClan! Anyway, we're going to shed some light on these rumors, with................


 * Goldenstripes: Me as your host!


 * Cloverfang: We know. With Jayfeather as our guest today!


 * *Crowd grumbles, Jayfeather walks onto the stage*


 * Jayfeather: Shut up or you will die!


 * *Crowd shuts up*


 * Cloverfang: Ok...Jayfeather, don't threaten our audiance. Now, onto buisness. You're the one who witnessed Hollyleaf's death, correct?


 * Jayfeather: I didn't witness anything...


 * Goldenstripes: Don't backsass at Cloverfang!


 * Cloverfang: Goldenstripes, shut it. So...correct, right?


 * Jayfeather: Correct...


 * Cloverfang: So, you don't really know if she's dead? You only imagined it?


 * Jayfeather: Great StarClan, yes! What's with the questions? I'm out! *Walks off the stage*


 * Goldenstripes and audiance: YAY!


 * Cloverfang: Well, that was awkward. Ok... Lionblaze is our substitute guest!


 * Audiance: YAY!


 * Goldenstripes: Stay away from that tom...


 * Lionblaze: Thank you! Thank you!


 * Cloverfang: Ah, awesome Lionblaze! You where there too, right?


 * Lionblaze: Yep.


 * Goldenstripes: *cutting in* Did the pretty little she-cat die or what?


 * Lionblaze: Well, I don't know. I do know Jayfeather imagined her dead, and I know she went into the tunnel under pressure. Plus, if she had the rocks fall onto her, she could have survived it, possibly, and there was no yelp of death or anything, so it coulda gone either way.


 * Goldenstripes: Well, that wraps up our show! Bye-bye, Lionblaze! *Starts pushing Lionblaze off stage*


 * Cloverfang: Hold on! Audiance, any other questions?


 * Audiance: *Shakes their head no*


 * Firestar(as part of auidiance): *jumps onto stage, growling* Hey! You can't be on this show, you're a double breaker!


 * Lionblaze: So what if I am?


 * Cloverfang: Ok, that does wrap up our show! Bye!


 * Firestar and Lionblaze, evily: BYE!


 * Goldenstripes: Bye, audiance people!


 * *Firestar and Lionblaze start killing each other*


 * Cloverfang: I said bye! What more do you want? And why is there a microphone in my face? Cut!!!

On the talk page you can recommend cats as the guest and rumors-- Clover The Power of Three  20:49, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

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