Warriors Spoof: How the Moonstone was Discovered

Hai, this is my first spoof, so don't be too harsh. :) It is on How the Moonstone was Discovered, a short story from Secrets of the Clans. (Yes, it is a spoof from a story in the actual Warriors series.)

Please note that the characters are canon, but some are added in just for the sake of it. :)

Anywho, enjoy. :)

How the Moonstone was Discovered
(Windstar is leading a patrol with Gorsefur, Mothflight, Jagged Peak, and Shattered Ice)

(Mothflight wanders onto Thunderpath)

Mothflight: RRAHH! Let’s go play MONSTER CATCHING! (balances on hind legs and waves paws in the air)

Windstar: NUU A MONSTER’S GONNA RUN OVER MY DAUGHTER! D: (Cries)

Gorsefur: WHAT??? D: WHO WILL SAVE HER???

Jagged Peak: Not me! I’m useless! D:

Shattered Ice: Not me! I’m a worm! (Dives into tunnels)

Windstar: GET OUT OF MY TUNNELS SHATTERED ICE! D:

Jagged Peak: THE FUR OF GORSE MUST GO (shoves Gorsefur onto Thunderpath)

Gorsefur: Hey! D: (Runs and drags Mothflight onto other side of Thunderpath)

Mothflight: Whuuuht? YOU JUST STOPPED ME FROM PLAYING MONSTER CATCHING! D:

(Windstar sprints over Thunderpath)

Windstar: BAD MOTHIE! DIDN’T I TELL YOU TO STAY OF THE THUNDERPATH, YOU FOOL?

Mothflight: Mummy called me a fool! D: (Cries) BY THE WAY, I WAS PLAYING MONSTER CATCHING!

Windstar: You are exiled for being useless! AND BY THE WAY, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY MONSTER CATCHING!!!

Mothflight: D: WHY??? D:

Windstar: I SAID TO! RRAAHHHH! :D

Jagged Peak: D: I’m useless too! D:D:D:D:D:

Windstar: YOU’RE EXILED TOO. GO AWAY AND LIVE WITH YOUR CRAZY BROTHER SKYSTAR!

Jagged Peak: D: (cries and runs away)

To Be Continued