User blog:DogwoodFlowers/hey you

yes, you

i am having an existential crisis, questioning why i even walk down this long, lonely road of life

why, you might ask?

BECAUSE MY FAVORITE SHIP IS GONE GODDANG IT, BARDUGO, WHY'D YOU HAVE TO KILL HIM

so the solution to my problem is to poke you- yes, you, i am poking you- and you must now get your hands on a copy of Six of Crows ASAP and then read Crooked Kingdom faster than as soon as possible, so i have someone to scream to because WHY DID YOU DIE WHY WHY YOU SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT GUY WOULD KILL FOR HIS COUNTRY AND HE THOUGHT YOU WERE A TRAITOR, YOU POOR, HOPEFUL, INNOCENT BOY WHYYY

i'm gonna go cry in a corner now

also fun fact, on the lexile scale, Six of Crows is third to fourth grade level and if you've read that book you KNOW it is leagues beyond third to fourth grade level, and Crooked Kingdom is apparently fourth to fifth grade level and it constantly uses words like flummoxed, solarium, mien, and debauchery.

but i've gone off topic for one paragraph too long

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE

WHY DID YOU BELIEVE THIS KID WITH A GUN POINTED AT YOU WOULDN'T SHOOT WHEN YOU BETRAYED HIS COUNTRY AND HIS GOD

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYY