Some Random Computer Spoof

'''Okay, this is my first spoof, so don't make fun of it if it's bad. Cleverpelt (Warriorlover) signing off...'''

Lilypad logged on 

Lilypad: Hello? Is anybody there?

Lightbulb7 logged on

Lightbulb7: Hi Lilybreeze! Howza goin’?

Lilypad: Fine, fine. Hi Cleverpelt!

Windy (Talk) has logged on

Windy (Talk): Hi, guys!

Lightbulb7: Hiya Breezeflower.

Lilypad: Wanna swap mouse jokes?

Windy (Talk): Cleverpelt, I never understood your user name. What is a lightbulb?

Lightbulb7: A lightbulb is written light bulb. A light bulb is a glowey thing that you screw in to the top of your head to give you ideas!

Lilypad: I want a light bulb!

'''It’s Leaf-bare101! logged on'''

It’s Leaf-bare101!: Oh no! It’s all she-cats!

Windy (Talk): Oh no! Icespots! Uh... I just remembered... that... uh... I have to pull fleas off of Froststar and Hollyberry!

Windy (Talk) logged off

It’s Leaf-bare101!: Go figure. Someone go get me a rabbit.

Lilypad: Darnit Icespots! You made Breezeflower log off!

Lilypad logged off

Lightbulb7: I will email you a rabbit. *emails rabbit* but now I’m left with Icespots. Someone log on!

Suntail logged on

Lightbulb7: I didn’t mean him!

It’s Leaf-bare101!: Leave Suntail and get a new user name!

Suntail logged off

Slycat8 logged on

Lightbulb7: Hey! It’s Foxflower!

Slycat8: Hi

It’s Leaf-bare101!: Great.

'''It’s Leafbare101! Logged off'''

Slycat8: Good riddance.

Notastorm1000 logged on

Notastorm1000: Where’s Icespots?

Lightbulb7: He logged off. Plus, he doesn’t like you.

Notastorm1000: :(

Slycat8: It’s him. Oh great.

Slycat8 logged off

Notastorm1000: Now it’s just me and the she-cat.

Lightbulb7: You think I like you? Yeah, right.

Lightbulb7 logged off

Notastorm1000: Hee, hee. I’m all alone. Now I can hack the internet!

Notastorm1000 hacked the internet

Computer720_A.K.A_Sparrowblaze: Suntail was banned.

Notastorm1000: Darn! But I hacked the net!

Notastorm1000 was never seen again