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This is the third story in Text-A-Cat: The Life of Teenage Cats.

This is a texting chat between Jayfeather, Breezepelt, Crowfeather, Hollyleaf, NORMAL Lionblaze, and various other Clan cats.

Jay: Dang, my mouse sauce spilled on my pelt. Now there's a blood-like patch on there!

Berry: Stop complaining. At least your the most hated person in warriors.

Breeze: Even though I hate Jay, I know for one that Iscrump favors Jay over you, Babynose.

Crow: My son is very reasonable.

Jay: ?4U: You mean it, dad?

Crow: ?4U: You think I do?

Jay: ?4U: Yes.

Crow: ?4U: Was that even a ?

Breeze: SHUT UP!!!