User blog:Zaffie/Poems!

There once was a turtle named Si

Who was made out of hot apple pie

When confronted with mess,

He said "Oh, I confess,"

And was locked up in prison to die.

There once was a turtle named Simon

Who spooned soup into bowls at St Tie-Bon

He said "What to do?"

"I've lost my best shoe!"

And started to sing a loud cry-song.

Simon the turtle was purple and blue

He had eight silver wigs and a hullabaloo

I turned up at the Abby

Si said "Look, it's Gabby!"

And ran to the door with a great big 'atchoo'!

So recently my mother sent me to some weird brain thingy post-surgery (don't ask). It involved a lot of boring pointless and tedious exercises with my mind while sitting very still with electrodes on my head. I got so bored that I started composing some Seuss-style poems. This evening, when I was also very bored, I made up some more and decided to share. xD

The poems at the brain-training place:

''I do not like this boring game. It's really really super lame.''

''This game is like a pesky rat. I want to beat it... with a bat.''

''I do not like that blob at all. He blobs around and has a ball.''

''I'm not enjoying this one bit. I might just die to finish it.''

''Pacman makes me want to rage. I'd like to lock him in a cage.''

So, feel free to post your own rhyming couplets in the comments! :D BECAUSE POEMS ARE AWESOME WHEN THEY RHYME, GUYS.