Into The Spoof

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Prologue
Tigerclaw: aH! *is slapped*

Oakheart: raH you shall fall under my claws tigerbutt!

Tigerbutt: HEY! Change my name back right now or i kill you!

Oakheart: Chill dude.

Tigerclaw: Much better..

Mousefur: AH I IZ DYIN HERE!

Tigerclaw: *bites cat fighting mousefur*

Cat fighting Mousefur: NOOOO I DIDN'T GET TO KILL THUNDERCLAN'S SOON-TO-BE LOUSIEST ELDER!! NOOO

Tigerclaw: Rah!

CFM: AHHHHHHHHHHHH *dies*

Oakheart: DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!! *slashes Tigerclaw's nose*

Tigerclaw: OW! TAKE THIS! *throws Oakheart under the rocks*

Rocks: BEEN HURT MUST FALL BLEH *crushes Oakheart*

Oakheart: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH-- *dies*

RiverClan: ...

ThunderClan: ...

Random RiverClan Cat: RC we forgot to do our disrespectful victory dance over Redtail's dead body!

Redtail: But i'm not dead.

Tigerclaw: *kills Redtail* Now you are!

RiverClan: *disrespectful victory dance*