Pokemon Disaster (My First Spoof!)

Chapter 1 (In the Moonpool)
Bluestar: Spikestar, we have some grave news for the clans....

Spikestar: (Shuffles) What do you mean?

Bluestar: Nothing, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Spikestar: YAY! (Jumps high into the air in excitement and scared as she shouts)

Bluestar: Yeah, but seriously, were in danger.

Spikestar: Say what? (Spikestar freezes in mid-air)

Bluestar: There will be trouble in the forest. A new thing has developed in the Twolegs, and it may apply here.

Spikestar: What is it?

Bluestar: (Face grows dark) AN APP

Spikestar: O.o

Bluestar: Alright, thats it, enjoy your day!

Spikestar: (vanishes) WAIT- (Spikestar finds himself back staring at the pool)

Moonberry: What did they say?

Spikestar: Nothing important. Just dumb stuff.

Chapter 2 (The App Turns On)
William: Hey did you get the app?

Blake: Oh yeah.

Allison: Im going to beat all of you suckers!!

Sarah: Yeperdo! Heh, Yeperdo. Libble?

Libbie: Sure did, what about; you Mike?

Mike: Yep! I got Pikachu 3 minutes ago! (Turns to watch Barry walking with Pokemon Go, while an Ambulence truck follows)

Barry: Oh, im so close! IVYSAUR IS MINE!!! (Barry crashes into a pole)(Ambulence stops)

Doctor: WE GOT ANOTHER ONE! (Throws Barry into the car and zooms away)

Mike: BRUH O.o

Libble: RIP Barry.

William: Hey, there are pokemon in the forest!

Blake: YAY! LETS GO!

Allison: Hold up, what if we bang into things?

Mike: Yeah right, I know where im going, we're not going to cause any destruction anyway!

Chapter 3 (Before Disaster)
(Midnight strikes)

Beepaw: I'm so ready!

Pinkpetal: (Frowns)(Memory of him falling from a tree hits her head) Yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh..... ):

Beepaw: Im going to become the best Warrior EVER!"

Everyone: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Beepaw: NOBODY SHUSHES A NEW WARRIOR!!

Pinkpetal: D:

(Beepaw gets slapped by Wasppaw)(Beepaw gets knocked out)

Wasppaw: JOHN CENA!

Owlwing: Whose that?

Shadowpaw: It must be another kind of training! (Hits Wasppaw)(Wasppaw gets knocked out)

Pinkpetal: >_< I'm going to die from all of you before i even reach the elder's den!

(Clearing grows quiet and quiet in the queens den)

Pinkpetal closes her eyes for 3 seconds

Shutterkit: WAKE UP!!! (Pinkpetal gets a heart attack, and her tongue flies out of her mouth)(The sun jumps up)

Shutterkit: HAH, IM THE BEST SCARER, BEWARE ME! (Jumps on Pinkpetal)

Moonberry: (Rushes in) WHAT DID YOU DO?

Shutterkit: What? She's a scared-y cat anyway!

Meadowbreeze:( rushes in, tail up) we caught a visual on TWOLEGS-

Moonberry: Don't you report that to Spikestar?

Meadowbreeze: (blushes) uhhhh oh yeah ok.

MEANWHILE..........

Spikestar: Your forgetting something Bluejay!

Bluejay: Huh?

Spikestar: What day is it? You should know since you're deputy!

Bluejay: (Frowns) Tuesday?-

Spikestar: NO! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TUESDAY! TUESDAY IS A WORD THAT DESTROYS THE WARRIORS! DON'T EVER USE THAT DISGRACEFUL WORD!!!!!!!!!

Bluejay: (shaking like an earthquake) Uhhhhh....Friday?

Spikestar: What the DARK FOREST DID I JUST SAY BLUEJAY?!

Bluejay (wobbles harder)

Meadowbreeze: Spikestar! (rushes inside)

Spikestar: no, NO, NO Shriley! Im not done with Blues Clues!

Meadowbreeze: My name is BOB

Spikestar: STARCLAN DAMN IT SHIRLEY!!!!!

Meadowbreeze: MY NAME IS BOB!

Spikestar: Your dismissed Blues Clues!

Bluejay: My name is BLUE!

Spikestar: STARCLAN DOESN'T CARE BOUT UR NAMES!!

In StarClan.....

StarClan Cat: We actually do

Another StarClan Cat: Should we tell them?

StarClan Cat: Nah, the Pokemon Twolegs will shut them up anyway