LOVE SPOOF 5: Leafpool X Crowfeather

Written by Hollywhisker.

Firekit: YAY HOLLYWHISKER YOU'RE BACK CHANGE US TO WARRIORS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hollywhisker: No.

All the warriors who turned into kits last time: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Crookedkit: THE PUNCTUATION

Hollywhisker: I DON'T CARE. Firekit and Sandkit give birth to Leafpool yadda yadda who is actually Leafkit yadda yadda

Leafkit: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

.Squirrelflight: YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME

Hollywhisker: THIS SPOOF ISN'T ABOUT YOU. SO KNOW YOU ARE A KIT AS YOUR PUNISHMENT.

Squirrelflight: I'm already a kit I just got born!

Hollywhisker: No, you're a warrior. BAAM there you're a kit.

Squirrelkit: Wha I'm confused

Sandkit: Like I said, HOLLYWHISKER IS A TIME MACHINE

Hollywhisker: NO I'M NOT

Graykit: Yeah, duh, of course she's not a time machine SANDKIT YOU'RE DUMB

Sandkit: Thank you I was trying to act like you

Graykit: MOMMYYYYYYYYY

Jayfeather: YEA I'M NOT A KIT

Lionkit: LUCKY JAYNOEYES

Jayfeather: I AM NOT JAYNOEYES.

Hollywhisker: Leafkit becomes Leafpool, a med cat and meets Crowfeather who is apparently Crowkit.

Crowkit: GIVE ME BACK MY WARRIOR NAME BACK THIS INSTANT.

Hollywhisker: N-

All kits: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Hollywhisker: N-

All kits: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Hollywhisker: You know what Leafpool stays Leafkit

Crowkit: I'M IN LOVE

* Crowkit and Leafkit k--*

Hollywhisker: BAD CROOKEDKIT BAD CROOKEDKIT

Jayfeather: HERE'S WHEN I SORTA COME TO PLAY

Hollywhisker: NO. YOU'RE A BYSTANDER YOU NO IN STORY.

Jayfeather: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hollywhisker: And for trying to, you are now a kit

Jaykit: NOOOOOOOOOOO

Crookedkit: THE MISSING PUNCTUATION IS KILLING ME AHH MY SENTENCE DOESN'T A PUNCTUATION

Hollywhisker: I DONT CARE ABOUT PUNCTUATION

Crookedkit: YOU FORGOT THE APOSTROPHE

Hollywhisker: For the last time, I. DON'T. CARE.

Crookedkit: YAY YOU PUT IN APOSTROPHE

* Hollywhisker types*

Crookedkit is banned from spoof.

Crookedkit:*tries to say "NOOOOO" but voice is muffled because he is banned*

Hollywhisker: LET'S ALL CELEBRATE WITH DISCO

Bluefur: The disco...

Hollywhisker: HEY YOU'RE DEAD

Snowfur: AGAIN YOU DID DISCO WHILE OAKHEART WAS WITH YOU

Hollywhisker: I invite all the kits, myself, and Hollyleaf to the celebration!

Bluefur and Snowfur: What???

* Hollywhisker types again*

Bluefur and Snowfur are banned from spoof also.

Hollywhisker: DISCOOOOOO

END OF SPOOF

Jaykit: Um, are you forgetting something?

Hollywhisker: Oh, yeah. *types*

ALL KITS ARE BACK TO WARRIORS AND MED CATS!!

Jayfeather, Lionblaze, Leafpool, Squirrelflight, Crowfeather, Firestar, Sandstorm, Graystripe, Silverstream: YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

ACTUAL END OF SPOOF