The Best Ever, Most Enjoyable, Warriors Predictions

This is my crazy, eratic, Fanfiction I made up on the spot. I hope you enjoy it! (I oringinally wrote it as a 'weird fake theory', which is why it is in the future tense.)

Dovekit will get annoyed at her history project and turn into Hulk. Then she will eat Birchfall, Berrynose, Nightcloud, Russetfur and Leopardstar for brainfood, to help her keep going on the project. When she hands it in to Brambleclaw, her history teacher, he gives her an A triple-plus and promotes her to Dovestar, the leader of Thunderclan. Dovestar then literally kicks the evil Firestar/Voldemort out of the camp, and Ivykit chases him until she catches him, and drew a funny moustache on his face before letting him go. When she gets back, Dovestar is lining up the members of the clan in height order because she was bored, and gets angry at Ivykit when she will not stand at the front of the line. Honeyfern's spirit then comes down from Starclan, visible to all the cats. She says "Oh no, look what you've done Dovestar! Toadpaw is shorter than Whitewing, but you put him further up the line from her. If you do not get this right, you will turn into Darth Vader." She vanishes, and Dovestar quickly fixes her mistake. Then Daisy turns into Darth Vader instead, and Firestar comes back, so it is a battle between Hulk (Dovestar), Darth Vader (Daisy), and Voldemort (Firestar). They all go to the Ancient Oak to watch the battle, which is made into a blockbuster movie by Dustpelt. To everyone's dismay, Daisy wins. She becomes Daisystar, and orders her clan to go live as kittypets. At this point Sorreltail wakes up, realizes it was all a bad dream, stretches her wings, and flies away.

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