OMG!

This is the first story in the series Text-A-Cat: The Life of Teenage Cats

This is a Texting Chat between Lionblaze and Cinderheart

Lionblaze says:

OMG, Dovepaw just farted in my face today

Cinderheart says:

'''Who cares? Ivypaw said 'Leopard Urine' to me today! Stop being so selfish.'''

Lionblaze says:

'''Stop being so tom-boyish. I'm supposed to be like that.'''

Cinderheart says:

'''Oh, paleez. '''You caterwaul like a queen kitting when I hiss at you. Wait- Is that a blue mushroom?

Lionblaze Texts:

What do you mean?

I mean that I saw a blue mushroom.

STUPID VOLE!

Lionblaze, what the heck are you doing?

A vole tripped me and I fell in its hole. Now I am in an ulturnate dimension where robots mind control anything that lives.

'''O-Kay. '''

Die, filthy feline.

I am so breaking up with you.

I have gotten mind controlled by a robot and I am turning into a robot by the second.

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Hello? Hello?!

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<p style="text-align:center">I am so getting a new phone.