The Clan's Spoof

Spottedleaf and Sandstorm
Spottedleaf: *Appears in Sandstorm's Dream* Look, you stole Firestar from meh!

Sandstorm: -_- And what ya going to do about it?

Spottedleaf: Ha! *Shing Cuts Sandstorm in half.* 8D

Sandstorm: *wakes in starclan* Where are you spottedleaf??!!!

Spottedleaf: Right here, right here!

Sandstorm: *Growls* Look, you stole my life from meh!

Spottedleaf: -_- And what ya going to do about it?

Sandstorm: Ha! *Cuts Spottedleaf in half * 8D

Spottedleaf: Oh shucks! Now I can't even live Starclan! I have no where to go!

Thunderclan
Firestar: Hey everybody, I have an Idea! Let make sacrifices for starclan! One cat must be sacrificed!

Clan: *Moans*

Firestar: We can do Purdy first!

Jayfeather: YESSSS!!! 8D * notices the clan is glaring at him and sits down*

Firestar: Okay how 'bout Leafpool?

Clan: *Hears Hollyleaf cheer from far far away*

Sandstorm from starclan: Yes please I'm a getting a lonely up here!

Firestar: What about Daisy???

Clan: A mixture of moans and cheers

Firestar: Well we can;t just sit here and decide! Lets kill Cinderheart!!!!

Lionblaze: Die you fool!!! Cinderheart shall be unharmed! * Kills firestar*

Cinderheart: Die you fool!!! I can protect my freakin' self!!! I don't need your pitiful love!!! *Tries to kill Lionblaze*

Firestar: *Wakes up* Sorry Lionblaze but I still have 3 more lives!

Lionblaze: *Kills Firestar again*

Firestar: Curse *Dies* Your *Dies* Unholy soul! *Dies for the last time*

Lionblaze: Finally done with that fool!

Tigerstar: I will take revenge on you Lionblaze!!! Firestar was mine to kill! :'(

Bramblestar: Well we still have to make a sacrifice!

Mousefur: *rolls her eyes* Just kill that piece of fox-dung named Berrynose!!

Poppyfrost: How dare ya??!!! -_- *Kills Mousefur*

Bramblestar: Wait a second! We have already made our sacrifice!

Icecloud: So who cares??!! Just kill 'em all!!! *Whips out an Ak-47 and shots everyone*

Tigerstar: *Starts clapping* I love ya Icecloud! *Starrs crying with joy*

Lionblaze: How could you?? I thought you loved me!!!

Icecloud: *Smirks* That's why I saved you for last!

That was how thunderclan got eliminated