2MI

 'This is a texting conversation between many various cats. No, cats do not have phones, or thumbs, so it would be virtually impossible to have this conversation between cats. Wait, now I'm starting to wonder why I'm even making this fanfiction. What the heck, let's get on with it!'

'Note: things written in bold are written by Ivypool. Things written in italics are written by Dovewing. Things written in normal type are written by other cats. Enjoy, please.'

''Heyy, Ivypool. Sup?''

'''The usual. u?'''

Im getting turned into a vampire.

'''2MI. y?'''

Most people are getting turned into robots, so i fgured dat i should be the cool 1

u r the cool one.

 to late, im thirsty. have u evr read Twilight?

 Ya y?

 ''All the vampires say dat. im gonna be like da Cullens and hunt animals instead of mi own kind.''

2MI

 ugh stop saying that

 Will be continued latr. BTW, Iscrump is back!!!