Cats In The City:A Spoof

Early one morning in CatVille,Squirrelpaw yawned,stretching her legs.She glanced at her clock,and jumped out of bed.

“Dad!I'm late for school!"She yowled loudly.Her voice was so high and annoying that her windows shattered and her tv began smoking.

Firestar came into the room wearing a necktie.“Did you brake the windows AGAIN?"he moaned.“That's the tenth time this week!"

“Sorry,"Squirrelpaw squeaked.Leafool climbed off the top bunk of the bunk beds.

Rubbing her eyes with her paw,she sighed as she saw the broken window.“Squirrelpaw!"she moaned.Then she saw the clock.“Dad we're late!"

Firestar sighed,“I know.I'll drop you off on my way to work."

Sandstorm came into the room.She was wearing a pretty flower dress and an apron.“Firestar,did she break the windows again?"He nodded.“Oh Squirelly,you need to stop doing that!"She muttered,waving her paws like an old granny.

“Sorry mom,"Squirelpaw said,running over to the closet.“I gotta find something cool to wear!"She ruffled all the fancy skirts and dresses Sandstorm had bought for her.“Mom,this is all old lady stuff!"

“It is not!"Sandstorm protested.Suddenly Squirelflight squealed.

“This!"She said,holding up a red sequined skirt and a purple tee shirt with a picture of Hawkfrost on the back.“It's perfect!"

Firestar looked at the outfit with his jaw opened.“Hawkfrost?Why,Squirelpaw?"

“'Cuz he's cool!"she mewed.“And my friend Whitepaw got tickets to see him live,in concert!"She squealed again.“EVERY cat will be there!"

“Except you,"retorted Sandstorm.

Leafpool sniggered.“Ooooh,you just got busted!"

Squirelpaw glared at her.“Why can't I go?I'll be the ONLY she-cat at school whose not going!"

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