User blog comment:Bloody18/Me :)/@comment-1333071-20111001144852

What would you do if...

I stole something: It better only be a candy bar. :|
 * I died: Well, first I'd wonder why God is so cruel, then I'd go on with life because I'm not one to grieve.
 * I kissed you: I'd call you a perv since you're about 2 years younger than me.
 * I fell: I'd laugh my head off! And then I'd help you up.
 * I lived next door to you: Oh, life would be just dandy. xD
 * I showed up at your house unexpectedly: I'd slap your face off. It would slide like butter to the ground and you'd forget in your fear of me. :)
 * I was murdered: I'd wonder who killed you. (See above for further actions)
 * I cried: Same as everyone else: I'd creep away and be generally intolerable of you for a while.
 * I asked you to marry me: I'd very gently say "No" and tell you there are people better for you than me.
 * I was hospitalized: I would wonder why, of course!

~What do you think about my~


 * Personality: It gets a thumbs-up from me. Not that I'm a good judge or anything.
 * Eyes: I'm sure they look nice.
 * Hair: I'm sure it looks handsome.
 * Family: They're raising you, right?
 * Smile: *pwns you with her much better smile*

~Would you~

It would end up being a brawl because I'm that kind of person, too. xD
 * Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me? I just know you're the covers-stealing type. :|
 * Keep a secret if i told you one? No. I would go on Facebook and tell the world.
 * Hold my hand? If you needed me to :)
 * Study with me? Are you on my academic level? Then sure. If not, I'd help you.
 * Cook for me? xD I'd cook for anybody but Charlie Sheen.
 * Love me? I love you as a friend....
 * Date me? xD No! You're two years younger than me!
 * Have sex with me? Not until marriage and we're not going to date.

~Have you ever ~


 * Lied to make me feel better? I don't remember a time.
 * Wanted to kiss me? Nope. xD sorry I know I'm a good kisser xD
 * Wanted to kill me? No?...
 * Broke my heart? I sure hope not!
 * Thought I was unbearably annoying? I plead the 5th.
 * Hated me? Nuuu
 * Wanted to tell me something but didn't? You would know, trust me.
 * Wondered about my sanity? Every single day.
 * Wanted to do something to me? Rip your head off xD jk

~More ~


 * When and how did we meet? You joined. xD
 * Describe me in three words. Typical American boy.
 * What was your first impression of me? Young.
 * What do you think of me now? HI BLOOD! :D
 * What reminds you of me? Your nickname on the IRC?
 * Could you see us together forever? No... xD
 * When's the last time you saw me?' Never.xD
 * Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you? Considering.