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this never really happened in the books and is just a spoof. please no hateful comments. thank you for your time.

Firestar's Nine-Lives Elixir
Firestar: Do you want to live as long as me? well now you can! with this new elixir, just drink it up and you'll have 9 lives just like me. now, lets here from some cats who tried it, and loved it!

Bluestar: it really works!

Leopardstar: yup.

Tigerstar: I hate it!

Tallstar: im so glad I bought this!

Nightstar: nope.

Leafstar: so, I liked it? right, that's what im supposed to say?

Firestar: buy it today for only 1000000000000000000000 mice!

Spottedleaf's and Cinerpelt's Medic Cream
Spottedleaf: did you get cut in the throat by Tigerstar?

Tigerstar: I can hear you.

Cinderpelt: or drowned in the river?

Spotted and Cinder: then buy our Medic Cream! its mixed with all the herbs in the medicine cat den! and can heal ANYTHING.

narrator: may make you drowsy and sleepy, and is very sticky. if you apply too much it was cause death.

Spotted and Cinder: Buy it TODAY!

sorry if someone already did something like this, I haven't read every single page on here. you can put suggestions in the comments!