User blog:RedPandaPotter/Misfortune

At approximately 5:32 PM (Central time) today, a prisoner escpaed from Birchy's prison.

That prisoner was none other than Birchy's clone, Birchy2. Birchy2 is very dangerous, and could be infesting your house right now. She can cyber-hop, which is where the clones hop throught the internet to other people's houses. It's frightening, really. That's how Zaffie got a red-black into my house (bad Zaffie! >8. Search your houses, friends. Birchy2 is dangerous.

She ran over my Feather of Death.

She nearly killed yhcriB, another Birchy-clone. Both of them carry the Birchy-disease, a contagious craziness that makes you feel disoriented and babble crazily.

So join the search! Help us find Birchy2, and yhcriB. Both are dangerous, though yhcriB is a bit more innocent. :)

Thanks for reading. :D

Warning That Doesn't Actually Exist: This is a joke, by the way. None of it is really serious, it was just something that happened on the IRC. Don't take any of this seriously. Just play along, okay? :)

Thanks. [http://warriorsfanfic.wikia.com/wiki/User:RedPandaPotter I may not slip. ]'''[http://warriorsfanfic.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:RedPandaPotter But I fall. ]''' 23:00, July 23, 2012 (UTC)