User blog comment:Bloody18/Me :)/@comment-4476258-20110930220607

I died: I'd never know. ● I kissed you: I'd kick you to Utah. ● I fell: Asleep or down? ● I lived next door to you: Then you'd be old. ● I showed up at your house unexpectedly: Kick you to Utah. ● I stole something: So long as it's not from me. ● I was murdered: Good for you. ● I cried: Insert eyeroll here. ● I asked you to marry me: Kick you to Arizona. ● I was hospitalized: Send virtual flowers. (Maybe.)

~What do you think about my~

● Personality: Never met you, virtually or IRL. ● Eyes: Never met you, virtually or IRL. ● Hair: Never met you, virtually or IRL. ● Family: Never met you, virtually or IRL. ● Smile: Never met you, virtually or IRL.

~Would you~

● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me? Lemme think, no ● Keep a secret if i told you one? Depends on what it is. ● Hold my hand? Um, no ● Study with me? Only if you could help me remember the 'proper' way to do these math facts. ● Cook for me? If you like instant mac n cheese. ● Love me? Ew! ● Date me? EW ● Have sex with me? Crawl through the Devil's Highway first, and I wouldn't survive that.

~Have you ever ~

● Lied to make me feel better? no ● Wanted to kiss me? NO ● Wanted to kill me? *shrug* ● Broke my heart? no ● Thought I was unbearably annoying? I donno. ● Hated me? Who knows ● Wanted to tell me something but didn't? *shrug* ● Wondered about my sanity? *shrug* ● Wanted to do something to me? Like kick you? Yeah, about a million times- just read above.

~More ~

● When and how did we meet? Never ● Describe me in three words. Insert Eyeroll Here. ● What was your first impression of me? Wondering why you made this... ● What do you think of me now? Still wondering why you made this... ● What reminds you of me? Um... ● Could you see us together forever? NO ● When's the last time you saw me? Never ● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you? If I do, expect a bunch of changes.