Warrior Cats Smoof: FireXSand

Sootfur: My name is Sootfur!

Tawnypelt: My name is Tawnypelt!

Sootfur: We're the narrators because again, Firestar is participating in the taking-sides thingy.

Tawnypelt: And because my mousebrain little brother, Brambleclaw, is too mousebrainey to come back.

Brambleclaw (popping out of nowhere): HEY! (leaves)

Sootfur: And we're on!

Sandstorm: I've got nothing against Firestar!

Firestar: I've got everything against you, Sandstorm! At least before I gave up on Cinderpelt!

Cinderpelt: HEY!

Tawnypelt: The cats are taking sides....

Mintfur (SkyClan): No I'm not!

Tawnypelt: Who cares for you?

Mintfur: I DO!

Sootfur: Whatever, you two!

Firestar: I wanna be with Cinderpelt! The CinderXFire was great! SandXFire doesn't work!

Sandstorm: Of course it does!

Leafpool: This time, I agree with Sandstorm! I don't wanna be Dustpelt's kit!

Dustpelt: HEY!

Squirrelflight: Cha-cha with Leafpool!

Jayfeather: Cha-cha with Squirrelflight, even though she lied!

Lionblaze: Cha-cha!

Cinderheart: OH shut up, Lionblaze!

Lionblaze (pretending to karate chop Cinderheart): NO!

Cinderheart: YES!

Lionblaze: NO!

Firestar: NO!

Sandstorm: YAH HA!

Firestar: NO!

Sandstorm: YEAH, YOU MOUSEBRAIN!!!

Firestar: NO, YOU SQUIRRELBRAIN!!!!

Squirrelflight: Are you insulting me, papa?

Firestar: NO AND I DON'T CARE!

Leafpool: OH!

Lionblaze: OH!

Jayfeather: OH!

Squirrelflight: Oh no you didn't!

Sootfur: Things are getting rough!

Tawnypelt: So it's time to end the Smoof!

SootTawny: BYE BYE BIG FAT MOUSEBRAINS!