User blog:Violetofen4/A message from an Epic Cat

DO YOU LIKE YOUR VAFFLES, VAFFLES!!!!??? ZEN EAT IT, SHTUPID DEMPSHEY!

Sorry. Hi, I'm Edvard Richtofen. NO NO NO, call me just Doc or Richtofen. Vhy!? DON'T QUESTION ZE DOC!!!!

Oh, right.

Anyvays, Vi isn't on, so I'll be in charge.

By ze vay, I'm sho awshome Vi made a fanfic on me. I hate ze title, zo! VI VHERE DO YOU ZINK OF ZHESE CRAPPY TITLES!? Anyvays, It's called Bleeding Hearts, vhich proves I'm awshome enough to have a fanfic *squeal*

ZE DOC FEELS ZO SPECIAL :DDDDDD

Yesh, kitty-Richtofen is happy. Did I mention I'm also a Nyan Cat? Yesh... yesh I am :3

But anyvays, moving onto ze point. I came on here to ask if you've noticed anyzing...suspicious...?

No, no, no, I'm talking about Vi's blog. >.<

It's suspicious that there's a total of 10 winnable avards. Can I enter ze contest? Apparently not. I'd do my fanfic, upcoming soon, called "Zombie-slaying for Dummies"...epic name, huh? :DDDDD

I vorgot to mention-I'm taking a medication now for my sugar rushes. I blame Takeo. He turned into a twoleg and ran....AWKVARD

Exchuse meh vor a moment.

DEMPSHEY GO PLAY VITH NIKOLAI! NIKOLAI SHTOP DRINKING! YOUR DRUNK YOU FAT FOOL! AND TAKEO, COME BACK HERE YOU SHWIENHUND!

Zorry, I hash to go. Have fun, my minions~


 * Richtofen :D