User:SmudgyHollz/My Online Diary:October 2011

Monday 3rd October
Enterprise and Enabling Technologies Period 1 + 2: Boring and rubbish. Just... boring and rubbish. Grrr. This class is depressing me. Why am I letting a shitty teacher spoil one of my favourite subjects?...

Physical Education Period 3 + 4: Hmmm. Guess what we had today? Swimming. Oh the joy. But at least they've re-done the swimming pool changing rooms. They're not just cold concrete blocks with flimsy plastic sheets and rickety plastic benches. Now they're proper cubicles with proper doors that properly lock and proper wooden benches.

Then it gets worse. See, Lionpaw's in my P.E. class now. That's a bad thing. Now he can see how simply awful I am at anything sport related. Apart from basket ball - I quite like that. But yeah - I am pretty damn dreadful at swimming. Really. I'm what... second worst of the people that were actually doing it. Gads. Lionpaw wasn't doing it. He could just sit back and watch me flail about in the water like an idiot.

We did ten lengths. Then twenty. Then another ten. Then four. And then my teacher repeatedly called me Hannah. And I repeatedly corrected him. My named is Holly, not Hannah. Sure they both begin with `h`, but it's kind of like calling `Derek` `Deangelo` (which by the way is not a name - and neither is Dalek (that is a monster off of Doctor Who)) or `Kyle Falconer` `Tony Falconer` - I did that! Ha ha! Should have known - Tony didn't sound very rock-star-ish.

Moving on;

It was a bad lesson. I am not fit. Or fat - which is always great! o

Lunch: Shortbread and oatcakes are both amazing inventions. And coincidentally, both are Scottish inventions! Hooray? Ah um eh yeah. You know what song is great? Grace by The View - although if you're American, I wouldn't even try to look them up on YouTube. Apparently they've been banned from America. And possibly Japan too. But for alcoholic Scottish druggies, they're pretty great singers!

Anyway, I said this to Nightpaw,

"Ugghh. More P.E. after break. We better be doing something easy. Like ping-pong!

Physical Education Period 5: Guess what?!!! We did ping-pong! I am... I'm just, The Decider of Easy Sports. That is an amazing thing to be! Imagine; yuppers, that's me; The Decider of Easy Sports!

Religious Moral and Philosophical Studies Period 6: Guess what? I missed nothing! Absolutely zero! Why - R.M.P.S. is obviously a rather pointless skivy subject.

Modern Studies Period 7 + 8: Bleh. You know; most Humanities subjects are rubbish. Note the most. When I choose subjects it'll definitely be History (partly because I find enjoyable and partly because I'm afraid that my uncle (and aunts) may murder me. wait; there is no `may` about it. they would ''definitely murder me!) and if I have to, a bit a' Modern. Can't be too bad at it if my teacher keeps applauding me.

Bus: Swimming... sisters? Swimming sofas? Swimming... Uggh. I give up! I give up I tell you!

Home: Ohh! I was going to finish of History stuff - because I know how much my History teacher likes that word. Stuff and things, such brilliant bringers of vagueness! But ah well - it's not homework!