Warriors Spoof-tacular!


 * Warning*: May contain content so hilarious you will suffocate laughing.  You have been warned. XD

Spoof 1: Why Cats Can't and Shouldn't Use Cellphones
Firestar: Look Thunderclan! I have found this amazing... uh.... thing, that blinks and makes noises!

Thunderclan Cats: Ohhh, ahhhh!

Firestar: I will now use this uh.... thing to play some two-leg noises that it uh...... makes into noise. *hits screen with paw until What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction plays*

Squirrelflight: I have a random desire to scream like a fangirl *shrieks and passes out*

Leafpool: I will administer first- OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS MATILDA! I MUST HAVE HARRY STYLES!

Icecloud: Oh no you didn't, Harry is mine! Don't make me snap my fingers in a z-formation, exclamation point!

Leafpool: *attacks Icecloud and they go rolling out of camp*

Firestar: Turn off turn off! *hits screen with paws until music stops, she-cats stop screaming and falling over*

Leafpool: *stumbles back into camp with a bunch of white fur in her paws*


 * crowd gasps*

Icecloud: *crawls back into camp with most of fur gone* I'm fine everyone *passes out*

Firestar: *laughs nervously* Let's try something else...

Brambleclaw: NO! Let's not try something else!

Firestar: Que? No English! *harlem shake starts playing*

Cloudtail: *starts dancing* What is happening to me *music pauses*

Phone: DO THE HARLEM SHAKE!


 * entire clearing erupts into dancing and Mario and Luigi appear out of nowhere*

Mario: It's a me, Mario!

Seedkit: Look mommy it's that person from this other blinky thing I found *holds up DS*

Mario: Mama mia, I'm in the wronga world! Come ona guys let's a go!


 * Luigi runs after him out of camp and Yoshi pops out of the DS and follows them*

Firestar: *dancing* Must- turn- music- off! *hits screen with foot and music turns off*

Brambleclaw: NO MORE!


 * Brackenfur raises paw*

Firestar: Yes Brakenfur?

Brackenfur: Um... aren't you dead?


 * silence*

Firestar: No English! *goes running out of camp and Brackenfur wakes up*

Brackenfur: What a strange dream! No more mouse tails before bed for me! *spys mouse tail* One more couldn't hurt *eats it*

Firestar: *poofs out of nowhere* DO THE HARLEM SHAKE!!!