User blog:Honeyrose34/Okay, My User Pic Looks Like Crap...

Yeah, I know tht my picture right now is a bunch of bull-poopie. (I normally don't say that. I'm trying it out)

Here's the backstory:

A long, time ago...I was born with a strange hand. It was basically a lump with two finger nails and strange knuckle locations. :/ Anyway, when I was born, the doctor (Not Who) said I couldn' do things like, play a piano, be a surgeon (Sounds like I'm missing out.), etc. Okay, great. Whatever...

When I was still a newborn, my parents found Shriners Hospital for Children. Basically, if you have mental or physical issues, they fix u up. So, Shriners took me into surgery and had a 'new' hand produced: I have a pinky finger and a thumb. That's it! Nothing else had grown in when I was in the womb. (Hehe) So, they did what they could and gave me what I have today. (It is greatness. That is whats I haves:D)

So, if you still can't picture it, it's a claw. It's a, "Run, I'm gonna eat you!!" thing. But I still love it. <3! Even if that stupid doctor said I couldn't do certain things, I can appearently...

~Type w/ both hands

~Play softball (Not fancy Fastpitch. I go Slowpitch, baby)

~Um, that's the only things people are surprised I can do.

I can not however...

~Go on monkeybars

~Chin-ups on the bar in Gym. (I get a special pass:D)

~Ride a bike very well. :/

Really, I'm not being held back that much and people almost always forget what I have. It's great! Sometimes I pretend to forget and in a very dramatic way say, "HOLY CRAP! WTF!?!?!?". Especially in public. >:)

Now your wondering, "why is she telling us!?". Well, I've been on here forever and you guys really never knew. And you guys always tell stories of your own about surgery and misadventures, that it was time to tell. (OMG, It sounds like I'm telling my parents that I'm preggo. O.O)

So, make fun of my epic picture now, I don't care. Do it to my face, I don't care. I now have a bunch of angry fans on my side, if you do. :) Watch out, I don't know karate.

BTW, I'm attempting to make a heart with my hands. (It's all the rage, may as well try.:D)

If you wants to asks mores questions, comments belows. I's don'ts knows whys I'ms talkings likes thiss. :P

--HR34 (I'm done now)