ThunderClan's New Ways

WARNING: If you have not read all the Warriors series except then...

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW, all dead cats are living now.

Prologue(Before)
Berrynose: When will you get your nine lives, Brambleclaw?

Brambleclaw: After we mourn Firestar's and all other honorable cats' deaths.

Ivypool: Oh, no, no! Hollyleaf only died because of me. Maybe I, the useless idiot, should be the one lying dead like a pitiless kit instead Hollyleaf!

Dovewing: Hey, don't be like that! Hollyleaf's life was not in vain. You shouldn't be so miserable, or else Hollyleaf wouldn't be watching in StarClan very proudly.

Bumblestripe: I agree with Dovewing. But first, let's mourn our ThunderClan heroes.

Ivypool: I suppose. Brambleclaw? May I help bury Hollyleaf?

Brambleclaw: Of course you can, Ivypool. I would want to bury the cat who saved me as well.

Ivypool: Thank you, Brambleclaw.

Bumblestripe: Dovewing, can you help me carry Firestar?

Dovewing: Of course.

Brambleclaw: I want to help as well. He means more to me than the lake that shelters us and all the prey ThunderClan has eaten.

Dovewing: Carry the front legs and head, and Bumblestripe can carry the body. I will hold the tail and back legs.

Firestar's body: There is no need.

Bumblestripe: Firestar! Have you come from StarClan?

Firestar: Indeed. StarClan told me that it was not Brambleclaw's time to be the new ThunderClan leader. So I have come. Do not worry. StarClan gave me nine more lives for me to use in ThunderClan.

Brambleclaw: Thank StarClan! I was so anxious to lead ThunderClan so soon.

Firestar: I shall make an announcement. (Jumps onto Highledge)Let all cats old enough to catch their own prey gather around Highledge!

Duspelt: ''Firestar? ''

Sandstorm: It's Firestar! My mate!

Firestar: StarClan told me that it was not my time to die. They have given me a second chance.

Sandstorm: How many lives do you have?

Firestar: Our ancestors have given me nine more lives.

Dustpelt: What?! So eighteen lives in total? Isn't that too many for any cat?

Sandstorm: Shut up, stupid furball! Aren't you glad that Firestar is alive?

Dustpelt: But eighteen lives is...I guess your right.

Brambleclaw: Will I still be deputy, or will you elect another cat?

Firestar: Lionblaze will be the new deputy.

Lionblaze: Me?

Firestar: I said Lionblaze, didn't I?(Purrs)

Brambleclaw: Oh, okay then. The best cat in the forest is back, and now ThunderClan will be greater than ever!

(Cats cheer)

Chapter 1(After)
Brambleclaw: Firestar, don't you think the Clans have gotten weird these days? Other Clan cats come and go through our territory, and ThunderClan cats do the same. We have weekly yardsales on Thursday, and our language has changed. No cat is aware of the border and hostilities. Besides, whoever thought we would use the green papers that twolegs use?

Firestar: You mean money? I think the change is good. No more unnecessary blood is shed, and we grieve less. I know I sound like a kittypet, but don't underestimate me by that.

Brambleclaw: I guess, Firestar. But-oh look! Tawnypelt has come! I'm going to ask her about having a sleepover slumber party in ThunderClan camp.

Firestar: Sounds like a good idea to me.

Alderheart: Sorry to intrude, but what's the point of me, Jayfeather, Leafpool, Cinderpelt, Yellowfang, Spottedleaf, Featherwhisker, Goosefeather, Cloudberry, Ravenwing, Oatspeckle, Kestrelwing, Pearnose, Prickleface, and Cloud Spots? Medicine cats literally have no use.

Firestar: Well, sickness needs to be cured.

Alderheart: We don't need 15 medicine cats for one sickness. Besides, no cat really gets sickness these days.

Firestar: Than go live your life! Have fun! I mean, that's the point of life now!

Alderheart: Good idea. I will go to WindClan to have some fun with the medicine cats.

Firestar: See! There we go, Alderheart! Have a good time!

Alderheart: Thanks!

Firestar: Today is Wednesday, and tomorrow is my favorite day of the week; THURSDAY! Oh, last Thursday, I scammed Molewhisker by convincing her to buy a pair of nice, fake Gucci shoes for DOUBLE the price, and Doestar was totally tricked when she bought the new iPhone X Max! Hee hee hee!

Bluestar: Are you talking to yourself?

Firestar:(Flinches)Ahh! No, I mean, I was thinking about the...the hunting patrols!

Bluestar: We don't have any, ye idiot!

Firestar: We don't?

Bluestar: Of course! Every cat is too lazy for anything but fun!

Firestar: Meh. I just wish it's Thursday.

Bluestar: You want some M&Ms? I got them in Cosco.

Firestar: Sure.(Eat eat eat)

Bluestar: Wait, cats are allergic to chocolate, right?

Firestar: Meh. OOPS. (Dies)

Bluestar: (Dies)

Firestar: (Comes back to life) Hi there!

Bluestar (Comes back to life) Meh.

Firestar: I don't want to be the ThunderClan leader. Random cat over there!

Random kit that's 2 moons old: Yeah?

Firestar: You can be the new leader!

Random kit: Yay! My name is Frostkit, so I should be Flamestar! Totally makes sense! Cats who are stupid enough to trash their own prey, come over here, ye idiots! (Cats gather) I'm the new leader! YAAYAYAAYAYAYAY!

All cats: Meh.