A Warriors Cats Novella (SPOOF)

EPISODE 1: HOLLYLEAF'S REAL DEATH
Just a leisurely walk at Whole Foods when suddenly...

Lionheart: EEK!

Hollyleaf: *Holding a spider salad and walking towards the checkout aisle* Wus wrong?

Lionheart: Have you seen the PRICE on that thing?????!!!!!!!!

Hollyleaf: *Looks at price and turns white* EEK! NOW I LOOK LIKE CLOUDTAIL!

Lionheart: Yes, but that thing is $1,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999! \

Hollyleaf: Oh turkeys! WAY too much! No way I'm shopping at Whole Paycheck ever again!

Firestar: I'll handle that li'l missy. Here's twenty billion dollar bills. Go buy yourself something nice.

Hollyleaf: WHOA. How are you that rich????!!!! Actually I shouldn't be surprised. But still, where did you get that money?? AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN STARCLAN RIGHT NOW.

Firestar: Well you know how money doesn't grow on trees?

Hollyleaf: Yes!

Firestar: Well it does in StarClan.

Hollyleaf: Still not worth going there.

Firestar: It also has yummy unicorn caramel rainbow chocolatey sugar candy loads that they give away every half hour to every resident of StarClan!

Hollyleaf: Meh.

Firestar: They also have free MacBooks!

Hollyleaf: *yawn.*

Firestar: And a personal all expenses paid personal petting zoo for each StarClan cat! And they hire a special cat to take care of the animals FOR you!

Hollyleaf: Alright.

Firestar:...and free WiFi!

Hollyleaf: *Dies and goes to StarClan.*

Lionheart: This just goes to show how stupid Hollyleaf is...