User blog comment:Hawkpine/Weenies Unite~!/@comment-1597182-20120509022835/@comment-1597182-20120519005336

Hmm, I married my friend Jill- we're fighting over the custody of the children I did not know existed. I married Jeannette, but we might have divorced and we have somewhat shared custody of our Build-a-Bear child, Bonnie. Also, I was engaged to my friend Lauren but it was broken off. And my friend Juliette and I are divorced but were never married.

Ok, inside jokes never make sense outside of my friend group, do they....

OMG NOW I HAVE A WIFE I'VE NEVER MET! Now I can say "I'm in an online relationship" and people will believe that you are a 41 year-old pedophile <3