Warriors Joke Story 1: PASTASTAR'S GIRLFRIEND

THIS IS A JOKE STORY! Don't take anything seriously!

Part of The Warriors Joke Story series...

Super Edition #1

Pastastar's Girlfriend

About:

Pastastar gets a mate when he's a warrior. He gets 100 kits all named 100kit. It tells you it's 100 kits. Pastastar's gf is named Winterleap.

CHAPTER ONE - Bullied and Has Bad Sister

"Pastakit is ugly." said Nicemother. Nicefather nodded. "Crystalkit is cute." "Crystalkit will make a great warrior." said Nicemother. Pastakit cried and told Sparkclaw, the leader of ClanClan. Sparkclaw exiled Crystalkit but immediately she was brought back and became Crystalcute!!111!11111!1! Sparkclaw and Crystalcute were married and had six kids named A, B, C, D, E, and F. Pastakit cried. "mom am I cute." 'no.' said Nicemother. Nicefather died in a fire that day.

CHAPTER TWO - Now An Apprentice and Sksksksks in love.

"Pastakit, Winterkit, and Johnkit… Johnpaw, Winterpaw, Pastapaw. mentors in order are Hopfang, Treeee, and Nicemother is your mentor purposely Pastapaw." said Sparkclaw. the deputy, Starstar, glared. "PASTAPAW IS BETTER THAN THAT!" starstar became mates with Pastapaw.

ChAPTER THREE - Exssksksksksiled.

Starstar and Pastapaw were kicked from CLANCLAN. Crystalcute was now the deputy and was changed to Crystalstar. Pastapaw cried. "I suck." "No you don't." said Starstar and she kissed Pastapaw. "I HAT U YOU CHEATED ON ME"! said Pastapaw as Starstar kissed Johncena, a new warrior. Thismade Pastapw joiAN ClanClan.

CHAPTER FOUR - Battlekssksksks

"i'm a vskskskco girl!" said Pastapaw. "ok your new name shall be Pastasksk. Your new sister is Vscobloom because Bloomingmeadow decided to own you." sparkclaw said. crystalstar glared. "Sparkclaw!" she hissed. "it's for the best if we hurt him!" They did so and it was a battlekskskss. Sparkclaw was sad. "Sorry Pastasksk." Pastasksk wasn't surprised he was hurt.

CHAPTER FOUR - Pastasksk is a vsco girl truly :D

"hi." said Winterleap, blushingsksksk. "Ilysm….Will you be my mate, Pastasksk?" asked Winterleap. "OF course I will be your mate." said Pastasksk, yet he never met this creep named Winterleap. "Yay thank you so much ilysm." "Ilyt." Pastasksk walked away. Everyone started calling him a vsco girl but Vscobloom DIDNT.

CHAPTER FOUR - My Foster Sister Hats me... ;cc

"YOUR NOT A VSCO I AM!" hissed Vscobloom. "I..." Pastasksk was scared. "I WAS WARRIOR NAMED AFTER MY MOTHER. I would be named Vscosksk if Bloomingmeadow didn't exist though" said Vscobloom. Pastasksk ran away and had 100 kits. He named them 100kit.

CHAPTER FIVE- 100KIT GOES MISSING SKSKSKSK

Coming soon :)