You Know You're Obsessed With Warriors When...

Feel free to add more of these. Sparrowsong 20:51, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

1: Your copy of Secrets of the Clans isn't your field guide - it's your bible!

2: You squeal like a little girl when you see a crow standing next to a leaf or feather.

3: You have a real pet cat with a warrior name (Like Cherrypelt, Silverwing, etc.)

4: You name your pet after a Warriors character.

5: You scream when you see a brown tabby cat with amber eyes because you think it's Tigerstar.

6: You're reading this.

7: You keep smiling and nodding.

8: You know what the significance of the phrase 'Jay, holly, and lion' is.

9: You have seriously considered naming your child after a Warriors character.

10: You actually named your child after a Warriors character.

11: When you meet a girl named Erin, you ask her if her last name is Hunter.

12: When she says no, you are disappointed.

13: If she says yes, you ask for her autograph.

14: When you meet a boy named Aaron (Which is pronounced like Erin), you ask him if his last name is Hunter.

15: When he says no, you are disappointed.

16: If he says yes, you ask for his autograph even though the Erins are all female.

17: You want to have four daughters named Kate, Cherith, Tui, and Victoria.

18: You know what the significance of those names are.

19: You want to have three kids - a son named Lionblaze with golden hair and amber eyes, a blind son named Jayfeather with grey hair and blue eyes, and a daughter named Hollyleaf with black hair and green eyes who is obsessed with rules.

20: You form a pretend Clan with your friends.

21: Your friends are obsessed with Warriors, too.

22: You hand out brochures about Warirors to try and get more people obsessed.

23: You expect it to work.

24: You find some or all of these funny.

25: You write Warriors fanfiction.

26: Every chance you get.

27: Every day.

29: You didn't realize there wasn't a 28.

30: You just looked to see one and there isn't.

31: You wonder what this, 29, and 30 have to do with Warriors.

32: You changed your last name to Tail because your first name is Heather.

33: Your other Warriors-obsessed friends think you're too obsessed with Warriors.