The Randomness Of It All

This is a warriors spoof. Don't take it seriously, I do not own Warriors. I do not own Pokémon, -- Firepaw Gets His Name ---

Rusty: Bluestar, make me an apprentice now.

Bluestar: Fine. I name you Orang--

Rusty: I'M ON FIRE!

Bluestar: Hmm..you look like a brand of fire in the sunlight. We'll call you Firepaw.

Firepaw: Someone get a bucket! QUICK!!!

Bluestar: What's a bucket?

Firepaw: *facepaw* -- Berrynose is a Cheater --

Honeyfern: OMG A RANDOM SNAKE THATS GONNA EAT BRIARKIT!

Lionblaze: I'm comin-- - Honeyfern and Lionblaze run into each other -

Honeyfern: I'LL SAVE YOU!

Briarkit: Lalalalaaa....

Honeyfern: - gets bitten by a snake and dies-

Berrynose: NOO!

-moons later-

Poppyfrost: Hey, I'm having kits! You cheated on my sister, so that means I can have you to myself!

Berrynose: Yayy! -- Heatherpaw Has Bad Breath --

Heatherpaw: Hey, Lionpaw, I

Lionpaw: Your breath stinks like poo! We're done!

Heatherpaw: We were never in a relationship.

Lionpaw: Will you be my mate?

Heatherpaw: Sure.

Lionpaw: We're done! - Pokémon is too Hard For Ferncloud and Daisy - Daisy: Lance is so hot.

Ferncloud: No, Wallace is!

- Spiderleg and Dustpelt come in -

Both: We're done! -both take off magical and random wedding ring-

Ferncloud: Yay--I mean, awww..

Daisy: We were gonna break up anyway.

- They both loose to both Champions -

Both: Dang it!

G'bye.