Da tail of redcaln (a trollfic!)

This is a trollfic, meaning it's made to enrage readers with bad spelling, bad plot, etc. It's a troll, though, so it's MADE to make you cringe! It made me cringe to write the title like that...

Chapter one
TRekit stubledd frum thee nursery eyez wide. he locked aroun an d saw his mumm Sadnstrom. hE locked at hrr and sad "where's fathr!" she locked at de forestt and sad "yor father Lionnblaz is out hutning" hse sad. TreEkitt noded an sihed. "im board." Sandstromm locked at himm and sad "pla with yur bruthr." Treekitt shok hiz hed. "Yarowkit iz boarding."

tbc.