Firestar eats Graystripe

This is a play I Wrote, because I just felt like it.

Firestar: I'm hungry! Feed me!

Graystripe: sheesh, OK. *brings firestar a mouse.

Firestar: thank you, Gravystripe.

Graystripe: did you just call me Gravy stripe?

Firestar: yes, gravystripe. Yes I did.

Graystripe: stop calling me Gravy stripe!

Firestar: that tears it! StarClan! I am in need of assistance!

StarClan: alright! Alright! *turns Graystripe into bowl of gravy*

Firestar: thanks! *pours gravy on mouse, and eats mouse*

Firestar: I'm still hungry!

Firestar: * turns Leafpool into a Weiner, ivypool into sausage, dovewing into roasted dove, and cloudtail into ice cream, and eats them all*


 * StarClan appears, and Cloudtail Dovewing, Leafpool, ivypool, and Graystripe appear in the sky*

StarClan: mwah ha ha ha ha! We've got you now firestar! *kills firestar*

StarClan: turns firestar into steak, and eats steak.

Dovewing: firestar tastes weird

Graystripe: yeah, he tastes bad

Leafpool: yeah, I think its cause he's a meanie head.

Ivypool: uh-oh, do you think we'll catch it from him?

Graystripe: nah, but I sure do feel like killing someone now. *kills Squirrelflight*

Squirrelflight:  *eats everybody in StarClan* now for dessert! *eats Cocopaw101 a.k.a, Penny*

Penny: Um, Squirrelflight?

Squirrelflight: yeah?

Penny: I control what you do in this play, so now that you ate me, you can't move until you swallow my kindle so I can write, and then I can control you again.

Squirrelflight: *swallows kindle*

Penny: haha! Now I control you! *makes Squirrelflight act like a chicken*

Squirrelflight: BUCKAW!

Brambleclaw: wow squirrelflight, you're crazy. We're done!


 * Brambleclaw ditches squirrelflight*

Squirrelflight: NOOOOOO!

And that is my totally random play. Let me know if you loved it or hated it in the comments.

-Cocopaw101 a.k.a Penny