User:Zaffie/My Userpage

About Me
I am Zaffie!!

Name: Zaffie O'Banana. Description: I am not a porridge. Age: 42. (note - I never said years... this might mean months, in which case I'd be three and a half...)

Favourite Food: Not bananas, surprisingly.

Favourite Colour: Not yellow. I hate yellow.

Favourite Animal: Not cats.

Favourite Quote of the Week: Buffy: I'm suddenly going to grow this demon part, and we don't even know what it is yet! I mean, it could be scales, claws... Willow: *gasp* Buffy: What? Willow: Was it a boy demon?

Stuff: If you don't like Doctor Who, I will kill you slowly and painfully with a banana. So there. :-P

More Stuff: I have inspired five siggies to date. While they may now have been changed, I was still responsible for siggies belonging to Misty, Heart, Aqua, Rosie and Star. I am proud.

Even More Stuff: I tend to have a new favourite Tv series say... every month or so. This... month or so, it happens to be Sanctuary. My fav character is Ashley, and I am determined to start a rampage on the producers until they do something sci-fiey and bring her back to life in Season 3. Who's with me? We'll be riding rhinos into the studio and making a mess... oh yeah, and can anyone pay for my tickets to America first?

And Some More Stuff: Everyone should watch Stargate SG-1, because it happens to be cool. Yeah...

This New Stuff Is Epic: And Stargate Atlantis...

Seriously, Stuff: And like umpteen other TV shows which I am watching right now. What can I say? I intend to have a future in television (AUSTRALIAN television, since every show that I enjoy is either English, American or Canadian because Aussie TV sucks(except H2O which was cool until it died). I shall improve it.)

'''Stuff? Yes, Stuff! Stuff: '''All vampires are masochists. And Twilight sucks.

This Stuff Is Stuffy: If I was taller (much taller) blond and generally gorgeous, my name would be Caroline Forbes. In case anyone out there was wondering which fictional character I resemble the most....

Nicknames: Believe it or not, in RL I have zero nicknames. But here and on IRC...
 * Zaffie
 * Zaf
 * Zoodle
 * Zorrowind
 * Zoodlenay
 * Zanything starting with Zed (yes, you say it zed. Don't be a stupidhead)

Friends List
Feel free to sign :)

♣Gaelic Irish♣  (I LOVE your stories)

Hey Zaffie!! Friends!

hi! i love your stories!Treestar - Warrior Of The Trees 09:39, April 21, 2010 (UTC) Hi! Maplefern May StarClan light your pathHow's the Prey running? 17:43, February 28, 2010 (UTC)

Heyy-- Leopardkit SunClan Forever! 21:58, March 3, 2010 (UTC)

Friends forever! -- Artimas Hunter Welcome to Bramblepath's Den 22:47, March 5, 2010 (UTC) We is friends. I hope. XD Raven Randomness!  00:00, March 16, 2010 (UTC)

bffs. :) -- Icy Invading the fire 00:08, March 20, 2010 (UTC)

BANANNAS!!!!! :D :D :D :DDragonrie 22:26, March 26, 2010 (UTC) That's what I was gonna say, anyway, BWF? (Best Warrior Friends?) -- ♥Shine star♥  03:01, April 4, 2010 (UTC)

I ish ur buddeeeeeeeeeee! Forestpaw13 My Talk

hi! User:Greenswift 10:16, April 10, 2010 (UTC)

Hey, Zaffie! =D Besty! =] -Leafwhisker 03:47, April 11, 2010 (UTC)

Ello ello ello! Eat tacos, they are good for you. =) 火の毛皮  01:20, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

Can i be ur friend?=)(thx for the siggie!) Misty sun

Wazzup...besides the sky lol =D If U Seek Clover 22:19, June 1, 2010 (UTC)

New friend!!!!! Hai! >=D *tacklehugs/squish-hugs*  Robot Kitty   21:46, June 20, 2010 (UTC)

Yay! Banana buddies! Heartsky

HEYO The Horror Series Can you take the violence? 22:12, August 30, 2010 (UTC) Yo! Keroio! Bananapaw and Pineapplepaw RULE! Cheesa Cheesa Pizza I am cheese pizza 17:56, September 11, 2010 (UTC) EDIT: Feel free to turn Zaffie into porridge. The One Who Sneaks The Pie Trick Or Treats! 22:09, October 9, 2010 (UTC) OMG Why didn't I sign this earlier?! T e e H e e  15:30, October 10, 2010 (UTC)

(S) - Hi-zes! 23:24, December 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * Dryly* You forgot to add me, Zaffskimo. Remember? LOL. Nightfern New Years is coming 02:11, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

Hi! Whitestar7

Well hi I'm amberfire3, but you cans call me Amber!!! I saw how you hijacked 'The Day Hedgehogs Flew'. It was funny. Friends? Amber Rain quickly turns into Typhoon...  'HK, the land of the typhoon... 10:21, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

hi Wild  fire  22:27, March 9, 2011 (UTC)

I is your friend Don't Be A Drag Just Be A Queen  00:44, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

Can't belive I didn't sign this before!! I'm Mint Tea. Because Zaffie Told Me. WHOOT I'M MINT TEA!20:14, May 14, 2011 (UTC) Well, hai thar! I'm Shadey. Friends? Senbonzakura  Dance of the Cherry Blossoms... 23:18, October 7, 2011 (UTC) Shadewing

Uh......can't really come up with anything to say. Oh well. XD ~BigTimeAwesomeness~Big Time Rush is Epic~ 20:37, November 21, 2011 (UTC)

Hi Zaffie! Tigerstar13~Or Cinnamon... 7:45, November 22, 2011 (UTC) Yo! I consider "friend" to be a general term... ∱εąŧɧεŗşσŋɠ~ 14:48, December 10, 2011 (UTC)

don't kill me xD -- 23:32, January 7, 2012 (UTC)

Friends? RedPandaPotter 03:59, March 11, 2012 (UTC)

How come I've never signed this...? xD Everything the Light Touches, Is Our Kingdom...  06:22, March 11, 2012 (UTC)

I'm like the only user on the Wiki who hasn't put his/her name on here. I am very far behind >.< But I'm a fan of your crazyness so, bananas -- Just call me awesome 00:38, July 12, 2012 (UTC)

OMG OMG HAI :3--&quot;We&#39;re Outcasts, Calden...&quot; 22:18, July 12, 2012 (UTC) You know what? I'm so superepicfantastic that I'm gonna put my name AGAIN. Try and stop meh :D Du Shur&#39;tugal (talk) 19:38, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

Opinions on Users
Like everyone else's, put your name there. However, if you do put your name under this, you are signing a contract which solemnly agrees that you are not a porridge, a flamingo or a banana and that you will not be hurt by anything I say. Thank you. Carry on, chaps. Pip pip! Oh, and the verdicts are mostly random, and don't really have much to do with your personality, more to do with the sort of mood I was in at the time, but that's nothing new.

Rosie - Well, I met her by having a long, painful religious argument, but that's nothing new. She is very cool, funny, good at drawing and singing Christmas carols, and takes things seriously. Verdict: a pineapple.

Heartsky - An excellent example of a banana buddy. Has an epic massive family and is very cool at joining in with my random crazes. Creative and pretty awesome in general. Verdict: an airplane

Aqua - Don't know her as well as I would like, but I've heard rumours of the incredible impressions of various animals she does. Has the same epic massive family as Heart, and is pretty good at writing. Verdict: mint tea.

Leopard - My most awesomest buddy! Well, one of them. She cracks me up, makes me laugh, and is a bit... strange... but she wins at life in an epic manner. She also wins at life cos she is a twinnie. Verdict: port-wine jelly.

Sunny - Well, she's sort of sweet, except not the kind of icky blond sweet that makes you want to throw up. Like fair sweet. And she's good at writing too, not to mention sorting stuff in a calm and peaceful way. Plus she encouraged me in an epic manner when I first joined. Verdict: a plum.

TPL - I have to say that we haven't seen that much of each other, but from what I've seen she's nice and very funny. Oh yeah, and she writes well too. Verdict: a helicopter.

Snickers - Hmmm. She's nice to me in an epic manner every time we meet, but I think there's a big time difference, cos we never seem to be on at the same time! Pretty cool though, in spite of all that, and I'd like to know her better. Verdict: a clothes horse. Birdpaw - I like her as a person, and some of her stories are really awesome, but there is a slight grammar problem... but that's just me cos I'm a grammar freak. Aside from that, she is incredibly awesome, and a good friend! Verdict: half an elephant (the front half).

Mistyy!!!! - Well she totally doesn't go overboard on the exclamation marks, oh no. Seriously though? I originally met her outside of the wiki, and she's really nice and friendly. She's also enthusiastic, and pretty cool in general. Verdict: a hazelnut. :-)

ScienceChibi - I don't actully know you at all yet... Verdict: reserving judgement. Foresty - Hmmm, tricky one. Kind of strict, but then very good at being responsible and stuff, so it balances out. One of the first people who ever talked to me on this wiki, and very awesome about reading and feedbacking all my stories. I also really quite like her writing style. Oh gosh, this is hard. Okay, here goes. Verdict: a lime. Birchy - Nice and friendly comes to mind. I also love your stories :D. Or some of them at least. Pretty supportive and caring toward other users, and just generally nice. Also, in a recent occasion, you became my Monkey Sister, which means that we have a special connection. Yuh huh. Verdict: A flower. One of those orange ones on my balcony. :D Arti(can't believe I didn't sign this yet! 0.o) - (I know, total fail 0.o) Well, the third user I met on here (yes, I'm counting) and the first person who really felt like my friend. We had long discussions about the differences between America and Aus, and she is still really nice and we're pretty close (I hope). Verdict: a pine tree.

Stealth - Hilarious in the most epic manner imaginable! Or one of them, anyway. I love love love the spoofs, and even though we don't really seem to be on at the same time, from what I've seen of her, she seems really extremely nice! Verdict: a butterfly. One of the brave sort of brown/orange ones which do extreme flying aerobics.

Nightfern - Very, very, VERY uber awesome and funny. Also part of various clubs such as the OMGAS and the OMGZYMMLSM (I think that was it...) and she makes me feel happy about being slightly insane. Woot! So basically an extremely awesome person, plus good at writing, even if I don't like songfics in general. :D Verdict: a fern!! Duh. I can't believe you people didn't see that coming.

WettyYUM - She tastes good. No, seriously? A great person, and a good fan of RoE. It always made me feel special when she gave RoE nice comments. :-) She can be a little highly-strung sometimes, but meh. And she's a great writer too. Verdict: a cheetah.

Whitestar7 - I don't know if you're a guy or a girl!! So I'll go with guy and say he's very very awesome, because he says that I am one of his closest friends (yay!) and he is also a fantastic writer! I mean, churning those stories out much. He writes uber fast. Verdict: a cyclone.

Wildfire - We-el, before StormClan I would have said that I didn't know you so well... but now you're Lightningstream, and Wildy, and you REALLY help me out all the time, not to mention being generally awesome. So now I can say that I DO know you, and you're very very cool! I'm glad you joined StormClan. Verdict: an anteater.

Bloobles - Ah. Well, his nickname is a swearword. Luckily I've found a way to get around that. :-) He is pretty nice to me, and mostly friendly. Um... needs to work urgently on his grammar and spelling though. Because those things are fun fun fun! Verdict: a tommybon.

Spoofy - Sorry. But people who spend time trying to convince me that evolution is a lie don't go down in my good books.

Epically Beast - Oh, where to start. xD We've been friends for a while, and she is epic and... um... beasty? Well, anyway. She can be sharp-tongued, but she's normally nice and kind, and very happy when she's not miserable about Bryan-The-Pirate. Verdict: a bastinadoe.

MAPLEPWNY - Maple! She's my epic hedgehog buddy. We've been friends since I joined the wiki, and she used to make epic characters for my series RoE. Then I hijacked her story about flying hedgehogs, and instead of getting grumpy she was awesome! So she's my bestest Maple buddy. Then she went on an extended hiatus and I cried, but now she is back, and she is my buddy on Ragnor too! Hooray for Maple! Verdict: a wolf-feather. If wolves had feathers.

Splashcloud - Aha! Well, I don't know you very well yet, but it's great that you enjoy Ragnor! You seem like a very nice person. Verdict: a bottle of olive oil.

Red - I made you a siggie! Which was great fun because siggies are made of awesome, so that's one good thing in your name. You certainly seem very enthusiastic and nice, and I think that with some more time you'll make an excellent crazy user like the rest of us! Verdict: a spinifex.

Nightytasticalness - (Gosh, I've been way behind on these. My bad). Well, sometimes you're rude and yelly. Sometimes I'm rude and yelly. So it probably balances out remarkably well. xD From what I've seen you're a good and very friendly member of the community! Verdict: a grapefruit.

Honeyrose - Honey! Hi! Well, I haven't seen you for freaking YONKS, gosh, where have you been?! I remember you reading RoE which made me happy, and you've always been lovely to me! Verdict: pineapple flavoured lollies.

MistyMist - Well your userpage is pretty awesomely coded, and you're always friendly and cheerful! I haven't seen you say a cross word... YET. DUN DUN DUN. Verdict: a panda.

Ash - We haven't interected a whole lot, but from what I've seen you're a jolly kind person. We've also not had a huge fight, which is unusual (kidding) for me! So kudos! Verdict: a black-faced wallaby.

Ninja - Aha! Well you're funny, and you use IRC like a pro, which makes me happy. Ninja is a good name, even though I personally support pirates (which makes no sense, since I hate the sea, but there you go). Verdict: a samurai sword.

Aussie Buddy! XD - AUSSIE! Dude, you're Australian. 'Nuff said. Verdict: a kangaroo, of course.

Moss da Kiwi! (not sure if ya know me XD) - OMG it's Moss. UGH. She's so irritating and terrible at rugby. I hate her! ....ok, just kidding. For those of you who don't know about the 'rivalry' between Australia and New Zealand; well, we insult each other to say hello. xD Hi! It's lovely to have more people on my side of the pond, and you're jolly friendly and always cheerful! Verdict: a kiwi. Duh.

Queen Unicorn - Who the hell is... oh I see. xD HAI RAINY! Well, you're very funny. You seem to have a remarkable confidence which makes you a very bubbly and sure person. I like it! Verdict: a Cheshire Cat.

I LUV AUSSIES! (hugs Zaffie) - Hmm, well. You delivered on the questions, hooray! But you totally didn't answer all of them correctly xD. I forgive you, and give you your new verdict! Verdict: a falafel.

The actual queen unicorn *glares at impostor* - Drama on Zaffie's userpage! *gulp* Robo! Well, you and Rainy remind me of each other a lot, so I find it hilarious that you're the Queen Unicorns on here. You always seem to know what you're talking about and can be very calm and generally smart and sensible... and yet not boring! Hooray! Verdict: a leafy sea dragon.

Yeah I'm No. LOL I fell in love with that name &gt;:)

Siggies (And Meanings!)
Zaffie  Welcome to my Den  - Um... this was my first noobish siggie. I basically copy-pasted someone else's code to get it then changed colours around. LOL. And I have a suspicion I stole the 'Welcome to my Den' part from somebody...

Zaffie - I didn't use this one for very long. But they're good colours and I like my username. xD

Zaffie Evil is Rising - This was the first siggie I had which advertised a story! I'm still very fond of this epic - I can really see how my writing style has changed throughout it, and I wish I would stop procrastinating and finish it. xD

Zaffie Hedgehogs Do Fly - Yeah, this isn't really my story. All credit goes to Maple... but I hijacked the story and it was a lot of fun. You should read it if you want a laugh. :-)

Zaffie Myths and Legends - More RoE stuff. This was a fun series to write. :-)

Zaf Just one drop.Silence will fall. - I never got to use this one. :P The first part is from H2o, which is the only reasonably good Australian kids tv series I've seen. The idea is 'just one drop' of water turns these three kids into mermaids. Geddit? The second part was the big ultimate prophecy of Doctor Who series 5. Scary how old that is now. xD

Jenna  Stormfire  &quot;Your eyes, Jen. What's happened to your eyes?&quot; - Ah, this was from a story I was writing in my spare time. It was inspired by the title sequence of 'Wolverine and the X-Men'.

'n arwraidd  aflwydda  - This is my best siggie to date. I LOVE it. Basically, it means 'epic fail' in Welsh. Some of you might remember that before 'bananas', there was 'epic fail'. xD

ASH!! She must return, or I will threaten you with rhinos! - Ok, so I was watching Sanctuary, and they killed off Ashley, my favourite character, and... y'know what? You can read all about it higher up in my user page. xP

Beyond the Night  Teyla Emmagan - This is during my Stargate:Atlantis watching phase. Beyond the Night is the name of a song, Teyla Emmagan is a super cool character, and also happens to be the one who sings the song. Go figure.

My Willow Tree  Lilypad Forever - This was when I was going through my 'Alyson Hannigan' phase. The first part is about Willow from Buffy, and the second part is about Lily from How I Met Your Mother. I love how my siggies tell me what I was watching! xD

Tuck man 'Pink goesgo od with green!' - I never got to use this one either, so now it's down in history with a couple of others... LOL. Rachel Tucker and Louise Dearman were Elphaba and G(a)linda in London Wicked 2010 - Dec 2011. They were completely epic. One of G(a)linda's lines is 'Pink goes good with green'. I love Wicked...

We Want   Amy Pond!!!  - In the third last episode of the sixth season of Doctor Who, some blooming idiot named Toby Whithouse decided to write out Amy Pond. Yes, she did subsequently return, but this is my protest against removing her for even one millisecond. She is truly fantastic, and deserves a better end than that.

mae pob  Brenin cenllysg   Zaffie!  - This is another Welsh one, cos it's my favourite language EVER. This one means 'all hail King Zaffie'. :-)

She's Armed...   He's Dangerous CASKETT FOREVER!!! - This is yet ANOTHER siggie based on a TV series; my current favourite, Castle. 'She's armed, he's dangerous' is a slogan Richard Castle came up with for himself (a writer who tags along with detectives and helps solve murders) and his partner Kate Beckett (a homicide detective who likes to remind people she carries a gun). The slogan was quickly vetoed, but I like it. :D And Caskett is their ship name, naturally. Because they're totally perfect for each other.

Once Upon A Time...  You're never too old for fairy tales. - Based on the TV series Once Upon A Time. I actually like it much more than I thought I would; it's put an interesting and unique spin on all the stories and characters I loved to hate when I was a child, and it's very equal on a gender level, which makes me <3 it. Besides, magic is awesome. Damn straight. Oh, and plus, it has epic music for an ABC TV series. I support this series. :D It is exactly what I want the future of television to be like. Well, ALMOST exactly... all it's really missing is me. ;-)

Her name is Hope  She's my light in the darkness. - Another one based on my personal stories. xD Hope is a fairly significant character for me - she's the daughter of two of my favourite characters and a shapeshifter to boot.

I'm storming off... it doesn't really work if you come with me.  - Have I mentioned how much I love Buffy the Vampire Slayer? xD This is a quote from my favourite character of all time, Willow, from the season 3 episode Doppelgangland. xD

"I hid in your closet, why won't you hide in mine?!"  WE LOVE CASKETT! YES WE DO! - CASTLE! I LOVE IT!

Vampire Barbie I talk a lot. Doesn't mean I know what I'm talking about. - Aaaaaand another one based on a TV series! This time it's TVD, aka The Vampire Diaries. I originally started watching it because it had two Australian actresses (and my childhood mermaid friends) in it and I often watch shows with Aussie actors in them as patriotic support. But then I realised that I also liked the main cast, and the story, and man, it's way better than Twilight. Vampire Barbie is the secret codename (well, sort of) for a character named Caroline Forbes. I love her because she acts like me (only blond and bloodthirsty). The second half of the siggie is one of her quotes, but it also happens to directly apply to me... heh, heh.