The Randomness of It All 2

Moar spoofs. Mind you, I'm gonna have some of my cats in this. Icestorm is not mine. He belongs to a FeralHeart friend. - Bluelight Thinks Everybody Is Fat - (Icestorm walks in)

Bluelight: Hey, Hun. I wanted to tell you..

Icestorm: Hm?

Bluelight: Get on a diet, then we'll get back together.

Icestorm: ...got it.

(Diamondstar walks in)

Bluelight: Hey, mom! (You just got a spoiler for DSL)

Diamondstar: Hm?

Bluelight: You're on a diet already. You really need it, you're getting old.

Diamondstar: Wow. I thought only Cherryfur thought I was fat. D: - Icecloud Hates Everyone Because She's An UberMinor Character - Icecloud: Die.

Sorreltail: ...why?

Icecloud: Because, you appear more than the average character in Warriors! I mean, Cinderpelt DIED putting her attention torward you!

Sorreltail: Maybe it's because the Erins love me~

Icecloud: STOPTAAALKING!

Goosefeather is an Idiot

Goosefeather: Dudes. My goosefeathers aren't here, and I've had my full name for decades!

Moonflower: ...nobody really gets what they want. - Leafpool...? - Leafpool: IM NOT SPECIAL TO ANYBODY BUT THIS GUY.

(Leafpool points to Tigerstar)

Tigerstar: ...?

Donee.