User blog:SmudgyHollz/Bad Movies and More

First of all; watch Boggy Creek, I urge you! It's so bad it's funny! Want to know what it's about?

The movie starts by showing you forest scenes. For about 5/10 minutes. And then there's this little boy that's running through a field. He runs. And runs. And runs. And runs. He climbs over a fence and continues running. And running. Until he reaches this house. He bursts in and tells this old man with a cigar that his mother saw a monster by their house and she wants him to check it out. The man snaps at him that he will come when he comes, now off with you boy!

The boy runs. And runs. He climbs back over the fence. Runs. Runs. Runs. Hears a noise and stops. Turns around while panting. Runs and runs and runs and runs back home. Then there's this odd howling noise and the narrator says something along the lines of;

"I was seven when I first heard the monster scream, and I can still hear it, even now."

He then goes on to explain where Fouke is - the place where he lives - saying that it had a population of around 350 and now, ten years later... it's still the same! Its got 3 gas stations, bladdy bladdy blah... 2 cafe's where the men go to eat and exchange stories of what they caught. Maybe it was a fish, or a deer, or a rabbit. Oh look, there's ... and his son ...! Maybe they've come to tell us what they caught. I wonder if its a mink, or a bird or a... Yeah, you get the picture...

So that's how it starts. Then there's the cat-throwing monster (the man in a gorilla suit that's been enlarged) who is first seen throwing a cat across a deck at night. I have forgotten most of it, but one of the scenes that I remember vividly is when they introduce this new character.

There's this old man walking through the woods to a shed and opening it up.

"You may have noticed that Herbert is limping. That is because he shot off his own foot in a boating accident."

Herbert then gets into a little rowing boats and floats out across a loch. There's some chirpy song and you watch him sailing for a bit. And then it goes back to the terrified family and he is never mentioned again.

I remember a few other scenes, such as the toilet scene and the cat-in-the-freezer scene. But that's it.

I can't remember what else I was going gto tell you, so I'll leave it at that for now.