Comedy Court- Names

Your insane friend is here!-- Leopardkit SunClan Forever! 04:23, September 25, 2010 (UTC)

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Rowan: ALL RISE FOR HONORABLE JUDGE LEOPARD!!

Leopard: 'Kay, thanks, Onestar- WHAT ARE YOU DOING????? *Points at Darkstripe*

Darkstripe: Uh, uh nothing-

Leopard: Take away that nose-picker!!!

Rowanclaw: *drags away Darkstripe wearing a pink tu-tu*

Leopard: Ok, bring them in!!

Rowanclaw: *brings in Brairlight, Blossomfall, Whitewing, Weedwhisker, Mumblefoot, Oddfoot, Goosefeather, Poppydawn, Poppyfrost, Honeyfern, Kestrelflight, Sunstrike, Morningcloud, Ryewhisker, Deadfoot, Onestar, Redwillow, Ratscar, Hollowbelly, Archeye, Clawface, Whitewater, and a heck of a lot of others!*

Leopard: Ok, so, you all have suckish names. Ok, so, the worst of you- Mumblefoot, Kestrelflight, Morningcloud, Ryewhisker, Deadfoot, Oddfoot, Whitewater, Ratscar, Archeye and Clawface- you all get 10,000 moons in the Elder's den-

Cats Listed: Yay!

Leopard: -Looking after Mousefur!

Cats Listed: No!

Mousefur: There's a thorn in my moss!

Rowanclaw: *drags away screaming cats*

Leopard: Ok, next up-

Poppyfrost: No! This isn't our fault! It's HIS!

Firestar: What's up y'all?

Leopard: GET HIM!

Cats: *tackle leader*

Firestar: No! I just got my pelt dyed and straightened! It cost 10 mice!

Leopard: Ok, your punishment is to construct a Stone Hedge made from Macaroni! Yeah that's right- LOW CALORIE MAC AND CHEESE!

Firestar: Gasp! You know my secret weakness!

Rowanclaw: *drags away an insane Firestar foaming at the mouth*

Leopard: Ok, now for the hard part- SkyClan.

Rowanclaw: *Brings in Bouncefore, Sharpclaw- Ah the heck with it! Just haul them all in!*

Leopard: Where did you go wrong? All of your names are ridiculous! I mean, your daylight warriors! Billystorm! Harveymoon! That untypeable one-

Macv...Magyv- Macgyver!: Hey!

Leopard: *ignores him* Ok, so, those 3, you have to be my personal assistants for the day!