User blog:Zaffie/I'm Too Lazy To Think Of A Creative Title - Read It Anyway Please? CHICKEN SKEWERS!

So, this blog has two purposes. Read it and weep. (DON'T WEEP! I cry when people cry.)

Purpose numero uno. Legacies. Specifically mine. Yes, this is 1/2 an advertising blog. xD BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN IGNORE THIS SECTION.

Okay, so here is the link to one of my Sims 3 Legacies. They urgently need more readers, so even if you don't play Sims 3, read them for ME! This one in particular needs your help, because there is an HEIR POLL! And I need VOTERS!

http://legacyofthieves.weebly.com

http://goodnessgracious101.weebly.com <--- This legacy is belonging to Fork. You should all read it because she's freaking hilarious.

http://pinesthieflegacy.weebly.com <--- This is the legacy of WETSTREAM. You should read this one because not only is she brave enough to undertake my Thief Challenge (what a trooper) she's also just generally awesome.

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Do you see that space there? That's to give you time to CLICK THOSE LINKS. If you haven't done it by now then I glare in your general direction.

Purpose numero due. (Yeah, I'm speaking Italian. Got a problem with it?) Oh damn, I've forgotten what the second purpose was.

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NO WAIT! I REMEMBER! Halloween. Since Australians (most Australians, anyway - the ones who care more about culture than candy (LOLLIES. They're called LOLLIES. I only said candy because of the alliteration.) don't celebrate Halloween, I want to hear YOUR Halloween stories. That's right, YOUR stories! So tell me everything! :D I'll be happy if you do! (But only if you've READ MY LEGACY FIRST. To prove that you've read it, name the co-founder (aka Genevieve's husband) - and don't just name his married name. Give me his name BEFORE he was a part of the legacy. And then I will pay attention to your Halloween stories.)

Okay! COMMENT! I want STORIES! I'm a story hungry beast! (totally almost typed breast... awkward... but not as awkward as when our biology teacher was telling us about milk spurting out two feet when women are lactating... O_O) But remember the SECRET PASSWORD. Put the co-founder's maiden name at the top of your comment and only then will anybody pay attention.