Feline Kombat

Note: This is a parody of Mortal Kombat, for those who don't play video games.

Characters: Starpion/Firestar/Scorpion

Bum-Zero/Bumblestripe/Sub-Zero

Dovetana/Dovewing/Kitana

Pooleena/Ivypool/Mileena

Jay/Jayfeather/Jax

Tiger/Tigerstar/Blaze

Ragtile/Raggedstar/Reptile

Cintax/Cinderheart/Cyrax

Lo' Tail Cho'/Lionblaze/Bo' Rai Cho'

Raven/Ravenpaw/Raiden

Quail Pool/Leafpool/Quan Chi

Shad-Khan/Shadow/Shao-Khan

Crowmac/Crowfeather/Ermac

Nightcloof/Nightcloud/Nightwolf

Squang-Tzung/Squirrelflight/Shang-Tzung Plus more but I need to get to the story.

Chapter 1. Feline Kombat

There was an evil fort on top of a mountain. In this evil fort, there are evil cats. These evil cats could take over the world, if they'd stop betraying each other.

Shad-Kahn: Let's go. The portal is open. To Thunderrealm!

Squang-Tzung: Okay.(Holds huge sword above his head.)

Shad-Khan: Are you trying to kill me again?

Squang-Tzung:(Sweating) What? No! I was killing a fly. Shoo! Shoo fly! (Swats at air)

Shad-Khan: Yeah, you're a terrible liar.

Squang-Tzung: How dare you make an inaccurate accusation! For that I'll chop your head off!

Shad-Khan:Not if I chop yours off first!

Quail Pool: Stop bickering.

Squang-Tzung: Your mom!

Quail Pool: How dare you insult my hideous, old mom!

Sandstorm: What was that? Don't make me come down there and stop your silly game!

Leafpool:(Taking off costume.) Aw, mom, please! This is getting good! Anyway, How dare you!

Squang-Tzung:Whatcha gonna do?

Quail Pool: I'll kill you! (Leaps at Squang-Tzung and Shad-Khan.)

Meanwhile, in Thunderrealm...

Raven: I sense a great disturbence.

Starpion: You must be sensing yourself! You reek!

Raven: ( Narrowing eyes.) Very funny. But all jokes aside, evil is fighting. Each other, that is, but still, if they attack us, I don't know if I can beat them again.

Starpion: I know you could! That odor of yours would make them pass out in a heartbeat!

Raven: (Back fur rising) If you're just going to insult me, them buzz off.

Starpion: I know where to go.

Raven: You do? Why didn't you say so? Let's go!

Starpion takes Raven to a bathhouse.

Raven: I thought you said you knew where to go!

Starpion: I did. (Pushes Raven into the bathhouse, waits until he gets cleaned.)

Raven: (Very angry) Happy now?

Starpion: (Holding nose.) Nope! When you were made immortal, so was your B.O. !

Raven: (Surrounded by electricity.) Want me to zap you?!

Starpion: (Fire surrounding him.) Only if you want to be roasted!

Raven: Fighting will solve nothing

Starpion: You're right. Let's get Jay and Bum-Zero. They're training in Fire Village

Raven: (Nodding.) Let's go.

Meanwhile, in Fire Village...

Jay: Wow! That was a good spar!

Bum-Zero: Sure was! But not as good as the princess.

Jay: (Sighing.) You really love Dovetana, don't you?

Bum-Zero: Yup.

Jay: Well... get over yourself! We have to save the world! (Jumps up and slaps Bum-Zero.)

Bum-Zero: Wait! Someone's co- (Gets rammed by Shad-Khan.)

Shad-Khan: Don't try fighting me. Everything about you is weak. Even your name. It sounds like you're a hobo that needs to get a life!

Bum-Zero: At least my brain isn't stupid! (Slashes Shad-Khan into a tree.)

Shad-Khan: This isn't over! (Runs off.)

Bum-Zero: Someone else is coming!

Raven and Starpion appear.

Starpion: Hi Fatso! Hi Hobo!

Raven: (Facepaw) What he means is hello. We've come to take you to defeat our enemies.

Bum-Zero: B-but we don't have our gear!

Raven: Well, get some. This is going to be a wild ride...