ThunderClan's Got Talent!

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"EVERY CAT TAKE A SEAT!" Firestar called from the judge rock. Today, his Clan was doing something very different from war and patrols. They were going to host the very first ThunderClan's got talent! The judges were Firestar himself, Sand-storm, and Graystripe.

"Up first is..." Sandstorm began, "Tigerstar?" She finished, confused. "Tigerstar?" Firestar echoed, "Sandstorm, are you sure you are reading the list correctly?" Sanstorm snarled at him *cuffs Firestar around the ear and gives him an ultra long lecture*

(FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER) "She's right" Firestar rasped

Just then, Tigerstar stepped out into the clearing. Murmurs of excitement rose through the Clan. "It's Tigerstar!" "StarClan, save us all!"

"I will be performing 'Everybody Wants To Be A Cat' today, so quit squirming and pay attention to me!" Tigerstar yowled. Without another word, he began performing.

"You're off key!" Dustpelt growled. "You sound like a badger being eaten!" Brackenfur added *picks up twig and hurls it at Tigerstar* "Great shot Brackenfur!" Dustpelt cheered "My turn!" *picks up rock and throws on Tigerstar*  Brackenfur gathered the crowd together. *chases Tigerstar out forever*

Finally the crowd settled. "Up next" Graystripe announced "...Brokenstar!" "GREAT STARCLAN!" Firestar yowled *goes behind a bush and lets out a long, loud scream of fury and frustration, mixed with forty swear words*

Brokenstar gave no introduction and began singing Elmo's World.

"Ooh! he has a great voice!" Brightheart said dreamily *crawls to front row and throws rose to Brokenstar* (At this point, Cloudtail's heart broke and he died)

Suddenly,Tigerstar reappeared. "HEY YOU!" He said pointing at Brokenstar, "That's MY crowd!" *shoves Brokenstar off the stage*

BROKENSTAR AND TIGERSTAR BEGIN TO FIGHT-FOR ABOUT TWO HOURS-

(TWO HOURS LATER) Brokenstar and Tigerstar accidentally killed everyone.


 * show ends*