User blog comment:Rainsplash987/AMERICANS ONLY! *dances around in red white and blue suspenders*/@comment-1839575-20121107042601

I hate Romney. I wish he would drop dead. Quite honestly, his own campaign is proving that there is no god, because if there was he would SMITE THIS IDIOT DOWN WITH LIGHTNING BOLTS. So... yeah. *god explodes in a puff of logic*

But seriously. I don't know what I'm going to do if Romney wins - he's not remotely a fan of Australia (doesn't help that our PM is female and 80% of our country supports Obama) and I think I might move to Russia. And kill him with nuclear missiles. Or maybe I'll fly to the moon...

The trouble is, there's really no way to escape the long arm of America. How horribly awkward. I think if Romney wins my only option will be to go to America, recruit troops (of American women who've realised that they no longer have rights to education, birth control, divorce, abortion or anything, really) and assassinate him. But first I'll stamp on his balls. (Did you know that a guy's balls will explode if you stamp hard enough? True story. You would think god (if there WAS one) would have corrected that little error. Doesn't that just prove he likes girls better?