CBA/Week 1

A wind blew on a leaf bringing it down below a massive rock. And above that rock, a sturdy she cat stood. She looked below at all the cats before her. She took a deep breath. "Clan cats, she addressed. I, Rainbow, have created a proclamation for all you to have the rights to business. Business is where you receive jobs. Twoleg jobs, And earn a soft green slice of tree in reward, and a few copper discs, sometimes silver. So, what do you say? Clan life is always the same. How about this something new? This can happen-if you're leaders sign into it", she nodded to the 4 noble cats.

The Signing
Onestar: NO. WAY. WindClan is not takin dis crap

Firestar: Ish fine Onestar chill dude

Onestar: You can't call me dude anymore, dude!

Firestar: #LOL

Mistystar: Jobs...seems fine?

Blackstar: anything to make my clan work, ha!

Mistystar: So...sign?

Onestar: NO!

Firestar, Mistystar, Blackstar: YES!

Mistystar: Overrule, we're taking it!

And with that, the proclamation of business had begun under the name Clan Business Associaton, or in an acronym, CBA

Day 1
Daisy: AAAAGH! Makeup sticks, lip gloss, eye liner, where is it? Ohhhhh, this is Day 1 and everything is going wrong! WHERE ARE YOU STUPID DELIVERY COMPANY?????? *Humongous stash of beauty products fall on head*

News Reporter: This just in, with moi, Foxstep, in CBA Worldwide News, and poor Daisy has just had a load of Posh Daisy products fall on her head.

Director: FOXSTEP! News reports happen in 15 minutes what do you think you're doing?!

Foxstep: But that's news, right???

Director: T_T, Imma fire yo right now

Foxstep: >:O

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

2 hours later...

Daisy: Now everything looks posh. Le muste take le selfie fo my profile pic on CATSNAP! *Takes selfie*


 * Customer comes in, seeing selfie Daisy*

Customer: Um....you are Daisy right?

Daisy: Ish Posh Daisy! And yesh come on here, what your name 'n' your appointment?

Customer: Ivynose of ShadowClan and a facial

Daisy: Yeah...you need one

Ivynose: !!!

Ivypool: Catsnap. Here we go. *Sighs and shifts back in her lawn chair*

Catsnap login

Name: Ivypool

Password: U-suck

Admin check: Meme

Enter

Ivypool: my site is soooo awesome everyone is checking it out.

WELCOME ADMIN! WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO?

Ivypool: Ex's out box

Ivypool: Oooh comments on my 3rd post:

Ivypool: has shared a photo:

Me, chillin at the community center

Hey, guys, so, likin' Catsnap? Fun? Stay posted.

3 new comments:

Foxleap: YOLO

Applefur: Hey Ivy, lovin' it SO GORGE leik, right, YEAH.

Ivypool: *ignores Foxleap's comment, and gushes over Applefur's* Types: Hey girl, leik thx so much, wanna hang out at the mall today leik girl whaddaya say?" SEND

Foxleap is now online.

Foxleap: Oh sure! Thx Ivypool!

Ivypool: *FACE.PALMS*

Foxleap: Wate-is your site called Cats nap or cat snap cussss I dunno???.////jhFoxsheh

Ivypool: *Ignores*

Ivypool has ignored Foxleap*

Ivypool: There, he doesn't even know I ignored BAH! Checks Ivypool's private chat with Hawkfrost.

Hawkfrost: Hey, baby

Ivypool: *squeals* Hey to you too, baby

Hawkfrost: *Kisses*

Ivypool: *Kisses ba-WAIT OMSC FOXLEAP IS READING THIS??? HOW-PRIVATE CHAT-



At the bakery Foxleap-OMSC those messages were interesting. Okay, doo, doo, doo, better go to the mall and buy choco rounds I ran out last moon. Duh duh duh-*phone blings* *Text from Candykit*'

Candykit: Heyyyy why u no open shoppey

Foxleap: WHA??? OMSC the SHOPPE

Foxleap: *Steps inside Shoppe* Oh phew awww darn NO the cheesecakes burnt now Birchfall will be mad at me! Oh well, peppermint and lozenges are still here.

Candykit: *Bursts in* Where my candy? Grabs all 100 and dashes away

Foxleap: !!! Now I'm bankrupt!

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DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNN

Foxstep: Hello, and welcome back to the CBA news report! This is Foxstep at the report, so let's see the businesses.

Posh Daisy Warrior Café Sweet Gifts ThunderClan Check-in WarriorTech Sweet Shoppe Clan Mall

Those are all the jobs we have now. Next, the customers,

Posh Daisy-22 Warrior Café-12 Sweet Gifts -14 ThunderClan Check-in-30 WarriorTech-21 Sweet Shoppe-1 Clan Mall-50

The earnings,

Posh Daisy-$25.00 Warrior Café-$28.00 Kind Gifts-$30.00 ThunderClan Check-in-$55.00 WarriorTech-$50.00 Sweet Shoppe-$0.01 Clan Mall-$100.00

Wow tight there, well we have our first CBA press meet with all the warrior representatives too. Join us after this break

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CBA MEETING

 * In talk lounge*

Foxstep: Hello, and welcome back to-

Daisy: *Points at Ivypool* She stole my idea!

Ivypool: *Scoffs* Did not!

Daisy: Did too!

Ivypool: DID NOT!

Daisy: Did too!

Ivypool: DID NOT!

Daisy: Did too!

Ivypool: DID NOT!

Daisy: Did too!

Ivypool: DID NOT!

Daisy: Did too!

Ivypool: DID NOT!

Daisy: Did too!

Ivypool: DID NOT!

Daisy: Did too!

Ivypool: DID NOT!

Daisy: Did too!

Ivypool: DID NOT!

Daisy: Did too!

Ivypool: DID NOT!

Foxstep: SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP. Whew seems like we got us a business rivalry already. So...what's the idea?

Daisy: Posh. She used posh.

Ivypool: I did NOT.

Daisy: Oh really? Look here-*points to phone* See? On Catsnap, she wrote I am so #posh, everyone knows that is my top quote!

Everyone: *Le gasp; glares at Ivypool*

Ivypool: Uhhhhh ummmmm SO WHAT? IT'S ONLY A QUOTE and btw it is NOTHING compared to FOXLEAP spying on my chat with Hawkfrost!

Foxleap:......uh.....

Rosepetal: COME ON, Y'KNOW THEY'RE TOMFRIEND AND SHECATFRIEND how would YOU feel if someone spied on us?

Foxleap: Okay with it?

Rosepetal: T_T

Foxleap: I am...guessing that was the wrong thing to...say?

Ivypool: Oh darn right it was! Yo lucky I didn't ban you yet!

Daisy: Ya right, Ivypool, what makes you think cats would want to see you type about yourself, huh?

Rosepetal: Actually, you can create your own page and type about yourself.

Daisy: ...

Ivypool: BURNED

Daisy: Shut the #$%$%#% up.

Foxstep: Hey! No swearing in the lounge, please.

Daisy: Fineeeee

Ivypool: BURNED AGAIN!!!

Foxstep: Now, experiences cuz that's what we came to talk FOR. Now Foxleap, what was your experience?

Foxleap: *Shudders* A KIT came in and got me BANKRUPT! Now I need to start a whole new business...

Foxstep: And what will that be>

Foxleap: Something that doesn't NOT involve pesky kits!-DINER!

Foxstep: Selling items?

Foxleap: PREY. COOKED, STYLED ONES!

Foxstep: Okay, *records in notepad*, the name?

Foxleap: Hmmmmm, Red Fox Diner! HA!

Foxstep: OK! Now...Daisy! How was your experience?

Daisy: Quite fine! *Puffs out chest* They liked me, I was quite honest too!

Everyone: *thinking* Sometimes too honest.

Daisy: I mean, yo gotta tell a cat what they need and do it!

Foxstep: YEP! Ivypool, you?

Ivypool: Nice, monitored a few sites, 4 more users and 5 more sites. CATSNAP ROX! *Glares at Daisy*

Daisy: *Glares back*

Foxstep: *Ignores* Now, you Rosepetal?

Rosepetal: Great! A few RiverClanners bought some candles and cards too, and some pendants were sold!

Foxstep: That's great! You, Dustpelt>

Dustpelt: A few coffees to senior warriors.

Foxstep: Mmm-hmm-