Mapleshade’s Fury *gasp*

Ravenwing: Mapleshade, you’re expecting kits!

Mapleshade: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO

Ravenwing: Who’s the father?

Mapleshade *claws at her stomach*: I’m not telling!!!!!!!!

Ravenwing: I bet its Birchface!

Frecklewish *leaps our from behind the comfrey where she has been eavesdropping*: Yay, my dead brother will leave on in these kits we don’t even know are his!!!!!!!