Diary of a whimpy kid; Warriors Version

Tuesday
First of all let me get something straight: This is a JOURNAL no a diary. I know ehat it says on the cover, but when Ferncloud went out to get this thing I SPECIFICLY told her to get one that din't say "diary" on it.

Great. All I need is for some shadowclan warrior to catch me carrying this around and get the wrong Idea.

The other thing I want to clear up right away is that this was FERNCLOUD'S idea, not mine.

But If she thinks I'm going to write my feelings here or whatever, she's mousebrained.

TBC