Crookedstars Promise Spoof (Warrior Cats)

Prologue
Echomist: Hailstar! HAILSTAR!

Hailstar: Oh, that. Timberfur, take this wet rat to the elder's den, so then it will stink up, and then the elders will be forced to be pushed out of their den, and they will drown because they are annoying and bossy. Echomist, you are my servant, I command you to go to.

Echomist: KK

Hailstar Shellheart, what is your opinion? Not that it matters, but that is what the script says.

Shellheart: The water is super slow-

Water: HISSSSSS

Shellheart: Ok...since your plan for the elder's den to kill all the elder's is working now *Pausing as he watches the elders drown* I really don't care what happens there.

Hailstar: Awesome! In that case, we can make Rainflower kit.

Rainflower: OMSC THE KITS ARE COMING OH STARCLAN IT HURTS!!! FSJLF OJFOWE FJOWEJFOFJOJ FOEWUF)#WI)@RUF)UFJOF JCSNV R)923)(@R09

Shellheart: Ha. How about we climb a tree, so then we can fall out and die.

Brambleberry: Perfect! And I have totally done this a thousand times! *Behind their back, takes out walkie talkie* Milkfur, we got a problem.

*Years later*

Rainflower: They're both she-kits!

Brambleberry: Actually they're t-

Shellheart: Awwww.....how about Oakkit, because Oaktrees betray people, and Stormkit because the storm destroyed our camp?

<span style="font-size:13.3333px;font-family:'ComicSansMS';color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:700;white-space:pre-wrap;">Rainflower: Beautimous! TV TIME GO OUT OF THE TREE KITS *Pushes kits out of tree* Oh....they fell and died. YAY

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'ComicSansMS';font-size:18.6667px;font-weight:700;white-space:pre-wrap;">Chapter One
Oakkit: Hey!!!!!

'''Stormkit: Woah!!! *Falls off, the water hot as a volcano* Tanglewhisker! Help!'''

'''Tanglewhisker: Nah, you need too learn not to climb branches, and you need to learn how to swim. '''

Stormkit: *Waits for 30 minutes*

Mudfur: HOW COME I ALWAYS HAVE TO SAVE YOU WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE HIM TANGLEWHISKER?!

Birdsong: Bad Tanglewhisker!

Tanglewhisker: GREAT STARCLAN WHEN I RESCUE KITS I GET IN TROUBLE WHEN I DON'T I GET IN TROUBLE I'M GOING TO GO KILL MYSELF!!!