ELDERS WITH BEARDS!/Two

The two elders with extremely long beards watched the box.

"LET'S JUMP IN!" One-Eye yelled in a creaky old grandma voice.

"Okay," said Smallear.

"WHAT WAS THAT?"

"OKAY!"

"NO NEED TO YELL!" One-Eye yelled, and jumped in. She poofed away in a poof of randomly colored ugly sparkles.

Smallear got covered in glitter. He became a glitterzombiecat. Then he jumped in.

5 minutes later, in a different time and space...

"WHERE ARE WE?" yelled One-Eye.

"Ur face," said Smallear.

"WHAT WAS THAT?" yelled One-Eye.

Smallear facepawed.

"Hello, yellow, welcome to Midnight, the book, not the time," said a random voice.

"WHAT WAS THAT?" yelled One-Eye. "AND WHO THE FOXDUNG ARE YOU?"

"UR FACE," said the pale tabby she-cat with a huge beard that appeared at the side of the screen. "I'M SPECKLETAIL. AND YOU ARE A DEAF CAT AND A GLITTER ZOMBIE."

"MY NAME IS ONE-EYE." One-Eye oneeyed.

"OH, YOU'RE THAT DEAD ELDER FROM INTO THE WILD!" said Speckletail.

"YES." said One-Eye.

"HI I'M SMALLEAR I AM NOT A GLITTER ZOMBIE AND THIS IS MY FRIEND, DEAF," yelled the glitter zombie.

"OKAY GLITTER ZOMBIE," said Speckletail.

Smallear fell on his face.

Frostfur randomly walked in. With a huge beard.

"HELLO FELLOW ELDER COME WITH US IN THIS RANDOM BOX!" yelled One-Eye, and shoved everyone in the box. They poofed away in a cloud of glitter, and One-Eye became a glitter zombie X 3. She then jumped in the box.

"Finally, they're gone," said the narrator.