Random-ized Stuff

The Wizard of Oz- with no Wizard of Oz
Quailfeather: *walking* *sees Brambleclaw*

Brambleclaw: Why are you alive?

Quailfeather: Because I like cheesy tacos.

Brambleclaw: *turns into a mouse* *scampers away*

Quailfeather: *catches him* *makes him into a cheesy taco using her magical wizard powers*

Firestar: Can I have some of that cheesy taco? I've always wanted to eat Brambleclaw.

Quailfeather: *shrieks like a banshee* "Of course, Firestar! I love cream cheese!

Firestar: *eats the cheesy taco made out of Brambleclaw* *runs away cackling as he turns into the Good Witch of the West*

Dorothy: There is no Good Witch of the West! Gosh, who's writing this?

Forestpaw: I am, Dorothy. You hurt my feelings! *runs away sobbing*

To be continued