Special Spoof: Warrior Cats Go To Disney

Bluestar: I`m bored... what should we do?

Yellowfang: Go to Disney.

Bluestar: Yeah! Who wants to go to Disney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????????????

Whitestorm: Me!

Fireheart: Me!

Sandpaw: Me!

Bluestar: Ok lets go!

Tigerclaw: Wait for me! *runs into car*

Ravenpaw: I`m coming to! *hops in car takes off*

Bluestar: Ok, let me look at the map...*looks at map* were 100 miles from Disney!

Fireheart: This wont even take a day!

A few hours later...

*cats arrive at Disney*

Bluestar: Were here! Hop out everyone!

*cats hop out*

Ravenpaw: Oh, we have to get in our hotel!

Bluestar: Witch one was it...

Fireheart: Hurry up!

Yellowfang: Yeah!

Bluestar: Its The Animal Kingdom Lodge!

Sandpaw: Aww we don't have a pool...

Graystripe: We took another car! *points at car that says cats*

Bluestar: Ok...

*cats go to hotel*

Worker: Is this your hotel...?

Bluestar: Yes! *shows thingy that shows they stay at that hotel*

Worker: Ok...

Fireheart: Look Graystripe, Cinderpaw, Swiftpaw, and Frostfur!

Whitestorm: They came to!?

Worker: Please be quiet.

Bluestar: Oh, sorry that was just Gray-

Worker: Gray isn't a name

Bluestar: Just, get us into our hotel!!!

Worker: Ok,ok

Meanwhile in the hotel...

Fireheart: Look! A pool!

Bluestar: Lets go!

A few minutes later...

*cats arrive at pool*

Sandpaw: Lets go! *jumps in*

Bluestar: Right after you! *jumps in*

*all cats jump in*

Bluestar: Look! A water slide! *goes to waterslide*

Fireheart: Wait for me! Wait for me!

Bluestar: *goes down waterslide*

Fireheart: *looks at waterslide* Uh.. this is so far down... *falls down waterside* ahh!!!!!!!!!

Bluestar: ...?

Whitestorm: Look! A pool for babies! *goes in it*

Sandpaw: Were not babies come on!

Whitestorm: Oh.

Everyone: Whitestorm, you didn't know you were not a baby!? *laughs*

Whitestorm: *dies of humiliation*

Sandpaw: MENTOR! DONT LEAVE ME!

Bluestar: Look! A twoleg!

Twoleg: I thought cats didn't like water...

Bluestar: That's a good point... Wait, we are in water... AHHHH! *runs off*

*all cats run off*

Ravenpaw: That was close!

Yellowfang: Should we go to Animal Kingdom now?

Bluestar: Sure!

*cats enter Bluestar`s car*

Bluestar: Lets go! *drives off into a telephone pole*

Yellowfang: Your bad at driving..

A few minutes later...

*cats arrive at animal kingdom*

Ravenpaw: Oo! A dinosaur place! I`m going there! *runs off*

Fireheart: RAVENPAW YOU CANT GO THERE WITHOUT A PURSE CHECK!

Ravenpaw: Oh! *goes back to the others*

Purse checker: Please hand over your purses.

*cats hand over purses*

Purse checker: *checks them* your good to go! *gives purses back*

*cats walk off*

Fireheart: Ravenpaw, now we can go to the dinosaur place.

Ravenpaw: *goes crazy*

Bluestar: I SEE THE DINOSAUR PLACE EVERYBODY IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*cats go in*

Bluestar: What ride... *looks closely at all the rides* I CHOOSE THE DINOSAUR RIDE!!!

Yellowfang: *facepaw* did you HAVE to pick the scariest ride!?

Bluestar: Its far from the scariest... And, yes, I did.

Yellowfang: *facepaw and cries*

Fireheart: It`ll be okay

*cats enter ride*

Speaker: Please buckle up.

*cats buckle up*

Speaker: 3... 2...1 go!!!

*ride starts*

Yellowfang: *hides in seat*

Bluestar: YELLOWFANG GET UP FROM THERE!!!!!!!!

Yellowfang: NO!!!!

Fireheart: Oh, come on.

after the ride...

Yellowfang: *walks into gift shop* I LOVE THIS PLACE! *grabs everything possible*

Bluestar: Do we even have enough money for that?

Yellowfang: I have infinity dollars

Fireheart: Good

*Cats exit gift shop*

Ravenpaw: Oh, lets go on the Tricerotops spin! *Runs off*

Fireheart: NO IM SCARED!!!! *cries*

Yellowfang: *runs off with Ravenpaw*

On the ride...

Speaker: Hi! Welcome to the-

Graystripe: Yeah, yeah, yeah just start already!!!!

Speaker: Everybody buckle up!

*cats buckle up*

Speaker: 3.. 2.. 1!

*ride starts*

Fireheart: AHHHH!!!

Yellowfang: *tilts to left*

Fireheart: I WANT DOWN!!!! *cries*

Ravenpaw: I`m not making it go down!!!

Fireheart: *opens eyes* AHHHHH!!!!

Yellowfang: *makes it tilt right*

Fireheart: PLEASE JUST STOP!!!!!

Bluestar: Fireheart....

*ride ends*

Fireheart: YAY!!!!

Bluestar: You shouldn`t say 'yay'!

Yellowfang and Ravenpaw: *walks away*

Bluestar: WAIT FOR US!!!!

Ravenpaw: What ride next?

Yellowfang: Lets go to The Lion King Show!

A few minutes later...

*Cats arrive*

Yellowfang: *goes in*

Speaker: Hi everybody.

Fireheart: Hi.

Bluestar: SSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!

Speaker: This is the wild.

Yellowfang: NO THIS ISNT WE KNOW WHAT THE WILD LOOKS LIKE!!!!

1 minute later...

*Show starts*

*music comes on*

Yellowfang: Look! A lion!

Lionblaze: *appears*

Lionblaze: THATS ME!!!!

Bluestar: Uh... Who is this guy

Tigerclaw: *kills Lionblaze*

Lionblaze: NOO!!!

Yellowfang: There are monkeys!

Lionblaze: OH NO EVIL LION!!!! *hides*

Yellowfang: Uh...

After the show...

Bluetstar: Fireheart, you choose.

Fireheart: ... I DONT KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bluestar: There is Kilaminjaro Safari, Kali River Rapids and more!

Fireheart: I dare you all to go on... KAIL RIVER RAPIDS!!!!

Yellowfang: Ok!

Lionblaze: *appears again* I AM INVICABLE!!!!

Everyone:...

At Kali River Rapids...

Speaker: Buckle up!

*cats buckle up*

Speaker: GO!!!!

*ride starts*

Bluestar: I`m getting wet! *cries*

Fireheart: IF WE CAN TAKE IT YOU CAN TAKE IT!!!

Yellowfang: You don`t have to yell!

*big splash of water comes up*

Everyone: *is soaking*

Fireheart & Yellowfang: YOU DIDN`T LET US PAY ATTENTION!!!

After the ride...

Bluestar: I`m glad that`s over!

Yellowfang: It`s your turn to choose Bluestar.

Bluestar: I choose Kilamenjaro Safari!

*cats go there*

Speaker: Please get on the train.

*cats step on the train*

Speaker: 3...2...1 go!

*ride starts*

Fireheart: ZEBRA!!! ZEBRA!!!!

Bluestar: *takes picture of zebra*

Fireheart: AHH THE FLASH HURTS MY EYES! *covers eyes*

Bluestar: Sorry.

Yellowfang & Ravenpaw: LION!!!! LION!!! LION!!!

Bluestar: *takes picture*

Yellow, Raven, and Fire: OW MY EYES!!!

Driver: Please stop.

Fireheart: We can`t help it! Bluestar is shining light in our eyes!
 * train starts wobbling*

Ravenpaw: AHHHH

Bluestar: This is just part of the ride!
 * train makes it*

Ravenpaw: Phew

Yellowfang and Fire: GIRRAFE!!!!

Bluestar: *takes picture*

Ravenpaw: RHINO!!!!

Bluestar: *takes picture*
 * ride is over*

Everyone: Awwww...

Bluestar: Yellowfang. Choose.

Yellowfang: IDK WHAT TO DO! *Cries*

Speaker: Animal Kingdom is closing in 20 minutes.
 * cats rush to exit*

At the hotel...

Bluestar: That was close!

Yellowfang: Im gonna take a bath.

Fireheart: I`ll get food!

Bluestar: *gets remote*

Ravenpaw: What are you putting on?

Bluestar: A cool show. *flips through channels*

Ravenpaw: What is it about?

Bluestar: The lion king

Ravenpaw: OH I LOVE THAT MOVIE!

Bluestar: *finds it and puts it on*

TV: Timon and Pumba`s safety tips!

Ravenpaw: I LOVE IT ALREADY!

Bluestar: *just watches*

Yellowfang: What`s all the...

TV: Timon and Pumba`s safety tips right after the break!

Yellowfang: I LOVE IT ALREADY

Bluestar: NO! NOT A BREAK! *smashes TV*

Random Twoleg from other hotel: BE QUIET!!

Disney Worker: *somehow fixes TV*

TV: Timon and Pumba`s safety tips!

Yellowfang: YES

Bluestar: Yes what?
 * Fireheart enters with food*

Fireheart: What`s on TV?

Timon (on TV): Pumba, what shall we do?

Fireheart: *drops food, rushes to bed*

Bluestar: *Looks on TV and Timon is riding a scooter with a helmet* YAY!

Ravenpaw: What is it?

Bluestar: The funny part is coming on!

Spottedleaf: *appears and laughs*

Timon: *flies*

Bluestar: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Ravenpaw: Where did Sandpaw go?

Bluestar: She`s still crying over Whitestorm`s death.

Ravenpaw: Oh.

TV: The end!

Everyone: WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWWAWA
 * cats go to bed*

The next morning...

Bluestar: WAKE UP! Were going to Magic Kingdom!
 * cats wake up*

Fireheart: I LOVE MAGIC KINGDOM! *Runs around out of control*

Bluestar: ...

Whitestorm`s Spirit: ...
 * cats drive to Magic Kingdom*

Bluestar: Oh no... We have to go on the tram...

Everyone: WAT!?
 * tram arrives and cats get on*

Tram: *starts*

Bluestar: This`ll go really... FAST!!!!!
 * cats scream*

Tram: *stops*

Ravenpaw: Finally...

Bluestar: Who will pick the ride?

Ravenpaw: MEEEEEEE!!! MEEEEE!

Bluestar: Ok then?

Ravenpaw: I want to go on the Dumbo Ride!

Everyone but Ravenpaw: IT TAKES SO LONG TO WAIT IN LINE!!!

Ravenpaw: Ya, ya

Dovewing: *Appears* I have powers! I can make the line short!

Yellowfang: Good.
 * cats arrive at Dumbo Ride*

Dovewing: *Makes line short*

*cats get on Dumbo ride*

THE END!!