Worriers:Into Hogwarts.

Hi to all of Wikia this is a parady

Ok

this is the crazy version of Into the wild.

Well not into the wild but it takes place during it

Hope you enjoy.

Flareon

Worriers Presents Into Hogwarts
(Tunderclan camp,Sunhigh the door is ringing.)

Door: Ding-dong

Frostfur:I 'll get it (Walks up to the door and opens it and then screams)

Flareon: Hi I have a package for......... (Looks down at her clipboard) Tigerclaw

Frostfur: It's a fox and....(Screams out so loud that the whole forest hears) oh starclan!!!It it's talking to me!!!!!!

Flareon: Clam down little miss snowpuffs I'm just here to deliver this.This is thunderclan avenue,Ravine 4,Camp #1?Right?

Frostfur:( Still screaming) The fox going to eat my kits.Warriors help me!!!!!!

Warriors of Thunderclan: hey you Fox!Get of Thunderclan Territory!

Flareon: Look.One (Yells) I 'M NOT A FOX!!!! Two. I' just delivering packages

Tigerclaw: (Pushes though the crowd of cats) Packages you say?

Flareon: Yes you idiot!pay up !its $.10293758475647382901094857564738291029384756473832920192827364547382910219238374657483920199988374000000000000000000.99

For shipping and handling

Tigerclaw:(Snarls at Flareon) Shipping and handling?

Flareon:Yes!

Tigerclaw: But the books where printed in London.

Flareon:(Eyes flashing murdersly and with fire in her fur) And?

Tigerclaw:They weren't handled or shipped

Flareon: (About to breath fire on him) I WAS SHIPPED AND HANDLED. YOU THINK i LIVE NEARBY.NO I LIVE IN GRAVITY FALLS OREGON.AND THE TICKETS WEREN'T EVEN FIRST-CLASS!

tIGERCLAW:(tAKES OUT HIS CREDIT CARD) Here you go

Flareon:(Rips card out of his paw.And dumps the 300000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 copies of harry potter books on him and leaves.)

Tigerclaw:(Calls out to Flareon) And my change?

Flareon:(Tosses $3.01 at Tigerclaw)