Random or Not To Be Random

Sequel to Randomness

Chapter One
Hollyleaf: *is walking*

Lionblaze: LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!

Jayfeather: GREAT STARCLAN! YOU'RE HURTING MY EARS!

Lionblaze: Awesome! I always wanted to!

Stoneflight: ...... Why?

Leafpaw: Yeah, why?

Sunstone: Erm, hey?

Lionblaze: Because, he's my brother and I want to tease him.

Sunstone: Oh.

Harry Potter: Hey kitties, have you seen Lord Voldemort everywhere? Sunstone: *points to a hairless guy*

Harry Potter: Thank--- OMIGOD IT'S LORD VOLDEMORT!!!

Sunstone: .....

Harry Potter: *takes out Light Saber* Wait, what's this?

Lord Voldemort: Beats me, it could useful though.

Harry Potter: How?

Lord Voldemort: *slices off Harry's head* There.

Harry Potter: Oh, thanks for telling me!

Lord Voldemort: Uh, didn't I just kill you? Harry Potter: I think, I can't feel my body, that's for sure.

Lord Voldemort: ......