Fire, Ice, and Some Other Flying Thing

Hi! Sparrowfeather here! I've decided that I want to make a humor fic. But this humor fic is not like any other. It has a real* plot, uses real** characters, and Harry Potter does not randomly appear in the middle. No, Fire, Ice, and Some Other Flying Thing focuses on the life of three kits in ThunderClan, daughters of Squirrelflight and Brambleclaw: Frostkit, Hawkkit, and Flamekit. Each of them is odd in their own way, and confuses and annoys most of the real** characters. I changed the allegiances some. Based on me (Hawkkit), my friend May-Helene (Frostkit), and my other friend Frøy*** (Flamekit). Anyway, enjoy!


 * I would say serious, but it's not serious, so...
 * Characters from the books.
 * She's Norwegian. The funny 'o' is part of their language. Cool, huh?

Allegiances
ThunderClan

Leader: Firestar – ginger tom with a flame colored pelt

Deputy: Brambleclaw – dark brown tabby tom with amber eyes

Medicine Cat: Leafpool – light brown tabby she-cat with amber eyes

Warriors:

Graystripe – long-haired gray tom

Millie – gray tabby she-cat

Dustpelt – dark brown tabby tom

Sandstorm – pale ginger she-cat

Cloudtail – long-haired white tom

Brackenfur – golden brown tabby tom

Apprentice, Whitepaw

Brightheart – White she-cat with ginger patches

Apprentices:

Whitepaw – white she-cat with green eyes

Queens:

Squirrelflight – dark ginger she-cat with green eyes

Daisy – cream colored, long furred she-cat from the horseplace

Sorreltail – Tortiseshell and white she-cat with amber eyes

Kits:

Cinderkit – gray tabby she-cat

Honeykit – light brown tabby tom

Mousekit – gray and white tom

Frostkit – Pure white she-cat with blue eyes

Hawkkit – Brown and pale ginger swirled she-cat with amber eyes

Flamekit – ginger she-cat with a flame colored pelt and green eyes

Elders:

Goldenflower – pale ginger coat, oldest elder

Longtail – pale tabby tom with dark black stripes, retired early due to failing eyesight.

Mousefur – small dusky brown she-cat

Frostkit, Hawkkit, and Flamekit
Brambleclaw stepped carefully into the nursery. His mate, Squirrelflight, was lying next to three kits, who were snuggled up to her dark ginger pelt and sleeping peacefully.

"What should we name them?" Brambleclaw asked.

"Well, I named this one Frostkit," Squirrelflight licked the top of a pure white she-cat. "I thought maybe you could name the other two." Brambleclaw purred happily.

"Okay. This one will be... Hawkkit." A brown and ginger swirled kit stirred at the sound of her name. "And the ginger kit looks a lot like Firestar, so how about Firekit?"

"No. Not Firekit. Flamekit."

"So these are our kits, Frostkit, Hawkkit, and Flamekit." Squirrelflight looked up and gazed into Brambleclaw's eyes.

"I bet they'll be the strongest and wisest warriors ThunderClan has ever seen!"

No sooner had the words come out of Squirrelflight's mouth than a bolt of lightning shot out of the clear blue sky and shocked Daisy, who had stepped outside to give the kits some room, leaving the unfourtonate queen charred black.

Brambleclaw, Squirrelflight, and the kits didn't notice.