User blog comment:Wetstream/A song/@comment-1333071-20100424001819

Let's see... the boy has
 * 1) Pretended to be Micheal Phelps. He filled up the bathtub and "swam". The next morning, whaddaya know... a leak.
 * 2) He luged down the hill on his skateboard. With no helmet.
 * 3) He looked up the world's biggest ______________. He's like, 6.