Public Warriors Spoof

The Community Christmas Spoof gave me an inspiration to make one of my own. This one is not a Christmas one so we can do this all year long. Enjoy!! -- Honeyrose34 23:56, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

(Leafpool and Crowfeather are hiding in some bushes by the Moonpool)

Leafpool: I-I don't think we can meet together anymore after Hollyleaf died, Barney.

Crowfeather: Who the heck is Barney? If I stand corrected, my mother gave me the name of Crowfeather.

Leafpool: Ashfoot is a piece of fox dung.

Crowfeather: You're a piece of fox dung!

Leafpool: let's have more kits!

Crowfeather: Okay! But we now can run away together since you are a normal warrior now.

Leafpool: Okey dokey somkey!

Crowfeather: Who's smokey?

Leafpool: Who cares. Let's go! (gets up and walks out of bush and into forest behind ThunderClan camp.)

Start w/ that guys!!! -- Honeyrose34 23:56, December 21, 2009 (UTC) (by the way, i'm signing like this on here 'cause it won't let me put my siggie up anymore. Me+stupid computer problem = ?)

(Back at camp)

Firestar: I think I'll get myself a plate a yummy, warm, gooey, foxdung. Care to join me, Sandstorm?

Sandstorm: (X)_(X)

Firestar: I thought so. x3

Daisy: I'm going to go get some too!

Spiderleg: This is why we're not mates anymore!!!!!!

Daisy: No, it's because you a dumb badger tom!

Midnight: Hey! Young cat should not insult StarClan friend!

Daisy: StarClan can go suck hedgehogs!!

Hedgehog I: Hey!

Hedgehog 2: I didn't think I was yummy, just able to fly!

Bluestar: Daisy, you have insulted us. Badly. You must pay the price.

Daisy: I don't have money!

Lionheart: No, you must...

Tigerstar: DIE!!!!!!!!!

Lionblaze: Hey! How's it going?

Rest of ThunderClan including hedgehogs and StarClan cats: 0_O!!!!!!!!

Bluestar: Pardon me,Mister Person that Sent me To my Doom, but you don't come from StarClan.

Tigerstar: Hey, I didn't, the dogs did. And anyway, I'm from the Dark Forset, and must then, kill all bad cats.

Lionblaze: Kill yourself then!! (starts chant: Do it! Do it!)

(Others join in)

Tigerstar: Oh, what the heck. (kills self)

Daisy: Woo Hoo! I'm not going to die now!!!!

Hawkfrost: Yse you are!!!! (kills Daisy)

ThunderClan: Yay!!!!

He he! Bye Bye, Daisy and Tigerstar! -- Honeyrose34 21:36, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

Blossompaw: Hi Hawkfwost! I have a lwisp, did you know dat?

Firestar: WHERE IS LEAFPOOL????? DID SHE RUN OFF WITH CROWFEATHER AGAIN????? AGAIN?????

Jayfeather: WHAT????? NOT AGAIN!!!!!!

Lionblaze: *under breath* stupid windclan cats....

(Back at the Moonpool)

Leafpool: I hope none of my Clanmates noticed that I ran away with you!!!!!

Crowfeather: C'mon! If we keep talking here, your IDIOT clanmates are going to find us!!!!!!

Leafpool: What's an idiot?

Crowfeather: uhh.... twoleg talk.

I know, kinda lame. But it's my first time doing this kinda thing. Rain whisker  23:11, February 26, 2010 (UTC)