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"Spottedleaf, look into the water." Spottedleaf looked at the glimmering water and before she couple react, it was at this time she realized that she messed up. "Sike." And Spottedleaf fell.

And fell.

And fell.

And fell.

Until she felt herself in a warm place. Very warm. She couldn't see a thing. It was dark there. She wanted to yowl, but she couldn't speak, either. "Starkit, come on, slow slug!" Spottedleaf felt someone tug her fur. ''What the... I'm a kit again! Where's Swiftbreeze!? ''She wanted to yowlyowl aafndkskswkskzkskskaafndkskswkskzksksksjsjsneysjsjsjsjsjjs tbctbctbctbc anger the end