ELDERS WITH BEARDS!/Four



Glitter Zombies I, II, III, IV, V, and X3 poofed out of the box, turning a random elder into Glitter Zombie VI.

"This 'Glitter Zombie' joke is getting old," yelled the critics from above.

"This 'Critics from above' joke is getting old," yelled the critics from above the critics from above.

"This whole story is getting old," yelled the critics from above the critics from above the critics from above.

"It gets better! Way better! Just wait until next chapter!" yelled the narrator.

All the critics looked sceptical, but continued taking notes on their clipboards with a Dixon Ticonderoga No. 2 pencil.

Glitter Zombie VI looked elderly. "Hello, I'm Purdy the Immortal, AKA Embix! You must be ONE-EYE, Smallear, Speckletail, Frostfur, Mursefur the Senile, Longtail who can't see my beard, AKA Glitter Zombies I, II, III, IV, V, and X3!"

All the Glitter Zombies except VI looked amazed.

"YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE ELDER!" screamed Frostfur.

"YOU WILL LEAD ELDERCLAN! ONLY IF I CAN BE DEPUTY!" screamed Moosefur.

"I CALL MEDICINE CAT!" screamed One-Eye.

"WE WILL BE SENIOR ELDERS!" screamed the rest of the bearded glitter zombies.

"PURDYSTAR! PURDYSTAR! ELDERCLAN! ELDERCLAN!" chanted every elder in every time period before, who then teleported to Purdystar in a poof of glitter, turning EVERYONE into glitter zombies.

"I AM AN ELDER ELDER!" yelled Rocky from MFV.

"COME, MY ELDERS, TO A NEW TIME!" screamed Purdystar.

All the elders jumped in the box. It is unknown how they fit.

"Is it interesting yet?" asked the narrator to all the critics, then pressed the End of Chapter button.