It's A Kitty Spoof Here Ya'll

Intro
Dovewing: Hey guys I'm hosting this spoof on my own because I'm so awesome and superior. LOL!

(A ball of kitty cats boom on stage)

Dovewing: Aww, damn! I was about to fire that big flaming sign that was meant to say "IT'S A KITTY SPOOF YA'LL!" D:

Tigerstar: (From ball of kitties) Too bad!

Spottedleaf: (Below Tigerstar) Don't worry! You can still fire the big sign! (to herself: SHE'LL NEVER KNOW....)

Dovewing: fine. (Presses button on remote and a sign made out if fireworks that says "ITS A KITTY SPOOF YA'LL!" Appears and sets a fire on the stage)

Dovewing: SHOOOOOT! If the stage goes on fire my head randomly explodes!!!!!

Spottedleaf: (Cackles evilly) MWAHAHAJAHAJJAJA

Dovewing: (Head randomly explodes)

Spottedleaf: (Buys a crown and cape and puts them on body) NOW YOU WILL ALL WORSHIP ME AS THE SPOOFY QUEEN!!!!!!

Every cat: D: