The Hawtest Warrior

Week 4
Mossdapple: Hello, warriors of the lake! I am your host, Mossdapple. And tonight, we will be finding out on my game show...

Crowd: WHO THE HAWTEST WARRIOR IS!

Mossdapple: Thaaaaaaat's right! Now, let's have a review of what happened on last week's show. Who can remember which two cats were eliminated?

Bramblestar: Berrynose and Tigerstar!

Tigerstar: @%*)(&*^(^*%^$$^&*!!!!!!!!!

Mossdapple: Good job, Bramblestar! Now who remembers why?

Hollyleaf: Because Berrynose was murdered by Tigerstar and Tigerstar lied about it, which caused Leopardstar, Goldenflower and Sasha to dump him!

Mossdapple: Correct, my friend! So now, our final four contestants are... Crowfeather, Lionblaze, Squirrelflight and Firestar!

Crowd: WHOO-HOO!!!

Feathertail (twerking): Go Croweh! Go Croweh! Go Croweh!

Mossdapple: Anyways, let's see each of contestants! Crowfeather! Why do you think you're the hottest warrior?

Crowfeather: Because even though I'm a moron, I got to have three mates! *Purrs at Mossdapple* and if you want... you can be the fourth!

Mossdapple: Erm... I'm takken by Jayfeather.

Jayfeather: You'll have to go through me if you want to call that beauty hot!

Mossdapple: Now.. Lionblaze, why do you think you're the hottest warrior?

Lionblaze: For the last time, I'm not-

Mossdapple: Yes you are! You are ADORABLE.

Jayfeather: Hey!

Mossdapple: Not as adorable as your brother, of course, but still adorable.

Lionblaze: Oh ya? Well, if I'm so hot, name five cats that have a crush on me.

Mossdapple: Easy! Honeyfern, Heathertail, Cinderheart, that sexy tribe cat named Pebble, Dovewing... oh, this list can go on forever!

Lionblaze: Fine. You win. I'm hot. YAY. Rainbows and unicorns and baby badgers.

Mossdapple: Next off, Squirrelflight! Why are YOU so hot?

Squirrelflight: Well, it's obviously because Ashfur and Bramblestar fought over me for like FOREVER, and also the fact that Ashfur was so pissed off that I dumped him that he almost killed my dad and kits! How's that for HOT?

Mossdapple: Very good. Now, Firestar, it's no secret that every single cat you've ever encountered thinks you're cute. Spottedleaf, Sandstorm, Cinderpelt, Silverstream, Feathertail, oh, this is a huge list! But why do think this happens?

Firestar: Well, it's probably because I'm as obnoxious as a whole Clan of Berrynoses and I think I'm the best at everything, which is actually true, so it makes perfect sense!

Mossdapple: Okay, now, let's begin this round! Five random rogues are going to be placed onstagee, and when I say go, they will each run up to the cat they think is hottest! Everyone understand?

Lionblaze: No.

Firestar: Yes!

Crowfeather: Let's go!

Squirrelflight:YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!