Cats & Couples Game Show

Couples
Sandstorm & Firestar

Squirrelflight & Brambleclaw

Leafpool & Crowfeather

Ivypool & Hawkfrost

Jayfeather & stick

Round 1
Cocopelt: hello and welcome to your favorite game show, Cats & Couples!

Crowd: WHOO!!

Creambutt: I still don't get why you don't wanna be in this game show with me!

Cocopelt: I am in this game show with you, Creambutt

Creambutt: no, but as a couple!

Cocopelt: Creambutt, I'd rather date my cupcake than you


 * smooches cupcake*

Creambutt: watch out, you dirty cupcake. I see that evil grin on your face.

Cocopelt: Creambutt, you know very darn well that cupcake is sirptting there with less expression than a brick

Creambutt: *sings Stitches*

Cocopelt: let's start! We are going to ask each one of our couples a question. The will answer either A, B, or C. The answers will determine who is the most lovable couple!

Cocopelt: now for our first couple! Sandstorm and Firestar

Crowd: WHOO!!!

Cocopelt: so, Sandstorm, there is a battle going on. Do you A) protect your mate, B) fight by yourself, or C) have a cup of tea?

Sandstorm: A) Imma protect my mate!!!

Cocopelt: what about you, Firestar?

Firestar: ...C)

Sandstorm: *sobs*

Spottedleaf: IN YO FACE SANDSTORM! MWAHHAHHAHA!!!!

Sandstorm: RAWR

Spottedleaf: O_O

Cocopelt: now for Squirrelflight and Brambleclaw, or next couple!

Crowd: WOO!!!

Cocopelt: so, Squirrelflight, your mate is dying in a flood. Do you A) toss them a rope B) nothing C) sing a song about frogs?

Squirrelflight: *sweats nervously* C!

Squirrelflight: What's as nice as a little green frog! It won't bark likre a big old dog!

Brambleclaw: Shuddup

Cocopelt: how about you, Brambleclaw?

Brambleclaw: ...what is a rope?

Firestar: something my twolegs used to keep me from running away

Brambleclaw: then I choose A, even though Squirrelflight is an idiot

Squirrelflight: I LOVEE FROGS!!!!!

Cocopelt: now for our third couple, Leafpoo and Crowfeather!

Crowd: BOO!!!!!!

Leafpool: did you just call me Leafpoo?

Cocopelt: yes. Yes I did.

Leafpool: Shuddup

Cocopelt: here's your question: your mate is being kidnapped by twolegs. Do you A) kill the two legs B) kill a mosquito, or C) kill my cupcake?

Creambutt: PICK C!!! C C C C!!!

Leafpool: actually, I pick A

Crowfeather: B

Leafpool: you said you loved me!!!!

Crowfeather: nah, I like Night cloud.

Leafpool: *kills Nightcloud*

Crowfeather: I don't wanna be single..so I guess I do love you, Leafpoo.

Leafpool: YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!

Cocopelt: and that is the sound of pure desperation.

Cocopelt: here is our next couple, Ivypool and Hawkfrost!

Crowd: WOO!!!

Ivypool: for the last time!!!! Hawkfrost is not my mate!!

Cocopelt: where is he anyway?

Ivypool: he's dead!!!

Cocopelt: O_O

Cocopelt: anyway, your mate is fat. Do you A) kiss him, hug him, put him on a diet, B) find a new one, or C)tell him so

Ivypool: I. Don't. Have. A. Mate

Fernsong: you have me!!!

Ivypool: oh, Fernsong!

Fernsong: oh, Ivypool!


 * smoochy smooch*

Cocopelt: *pulls curtain* now for our last couple...Jayfeather and Stick!

Crowd: *cricket chirps*

Creambutt: on with the question!

Cocopelt: OK! Jayfeather, your mate is covered in thorns. Do you A) sleep with them anyway, B) get away from them, or C) get a bowl of horses to eat?

Jayfeather: doi, that would be A. And how can you get a bowl of horses to eat?!

Creambutt: if I get you a bowl of horses, will you date me?!!!

Cocopelt: the sign of pure desperation.

Creambutt: PLEASE!!!!

Cocopelt: *sings Meghan Trainor No, even though she hates it*

Cocopelt: now for our second round. We will start over with some new questions.

Cocopelt: Firestar, you realize your mate is expecting kits. Do you A) take good care of them, B) ignore them, or C) eat a pickle

Firestar: I choose P, cuz I gotta pee!!!

Cocopelt: go, then.

Firestar: *goes behind bush*

Cocopelt: 😣

Firestar: * goes backstage.

Cocopelt: what about you, Sandstorm?

Sandstorm: hey!!!

Cocopelt: what?

Sandstorm: Firestar's backstage kissing Cinderpelt!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Firestar: gotta go! Hehe! Bye! *runs away with Cinderpelt*

Sandstorm: *grabs kitty litter magisword* gotta go hire the teen titans to attack Firestar, Bye! *leaves stage*

Cocopelt: *sigh* next couple. Squirrelflight, your mate is Tigerstar.

Brambleclaw: HEY!!!!!

Goldenflower: HEY!!!!!!!!!

Cocopelt: do you A) kill him and find a new mate, B) nothing, or C) kiss him?

Squirrelflight: A!!!!!

Brambleclaw: good.

Cocopelt: how about you, Brambleclaw?

Brambleclaw: UHHHHHH UHHHH

Cocopelt: uh, we'll just leave him alone... Leafpoo, your mate was caught kissing a twoleg. Do you A) love him anyway, B) ditch them, or C) play a game of Chinese Checkers?

Leafpool: A. Crowfeather is my cutsy wutsy little fluffle bear!! :3

Crowfeather: uh, no.

Leafpool: OK. Sorry

Crowfeather: yeah.

Cocopelt: what do you pick, Crowfeather?

Crowfeather: C

Leafpool: *sobs*

Cocopelt: onto our next couple,Fernsong and Ivypool.

Cocopelt: *looks behind curtain*

Cocopelt: gah, I don't think they're ready.

Creambutt: let's do Jayfeather and his stick. Even though cats shouldn't DATE non living things

Cocopelt: *kisses cupcake* don't worry cupcake, I still love you.

Creambutt: so, Jayfeather, your mate was diagnosed with stupidity. Do you A) date the stupid stick, B) hidde, or C) throw of away.

Jayfeather: A! My stick is expecting my kits!

Creambutt: OK, how is that even possible?

Stick: oh, Jayjay, I love you

Briarlight: DIE STICK!!!! *throws bomb at stick*

Jayfeather: No! Sticky!

Stick: KABOOOMM!!!


 * stick explodes*

Cocopelt: will Jayfeather A) ignore Briarlight to honor his lost love, B) cry, or C) date Briarlight anyway?

Jayfeather: I gotta go with C. Cuz I'm desperate!

Briarlight: Yay! Are you rich enough to take me to Paris?

Jayfeather: of course! My grandpa is Firestar!

Sandstorm: not anymore!!! *kills Firestar*

Cinderpelt and Spottedleaf: NOOOO!!

Sandstorm: MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cocopelt: SECURITY!

Security gaurd: *takes Cinderpelt Spottedleaf and Sandstorm to mental hospital*

Cocopelt: its already the last round, and Firestar and Sandstorm are gone. We'll just skip them.

Cocopelt: Squirrelflight, your mate was caught eating kittypet food. Do you A) eat it with him, B) give hima pair of bras, or C) yell at him?

Squirrelflight: B!!! YAHHAHA!!

Brambleclaw: I'm outta here. Bai. *leaves*

Squirrelflight: KABOOM


 * Squirrelflight explodes*

Cocopelt: that's the second time that Squirrelflight has exploded in one of my spoofs. Rather disastrous, don't you think?

Creambutt: *nods sadly*

Cocopelt: Leafpoo, your mate wa-

Robin: teen titans go!!!

Cocopelt: Robin!

Starfire: hello to you all!

Raven: I sound like twilight sparkle

Beast boy: BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH BRUH

Cyborg: yo guys!

Cocopelt: get out. Seriously.

Robin: OK, but imma take that hot cat with me.

Cocopelt: what, you mean Leafpoo? *points to Leafpoo*

Robin: yes! *takes Leafpoo, and Teen Titans leave*

Crowfeather: No! I'm single! *becomes kittypet*

Cocopelt: let's see... ivypool and fernsong are busy, and Jayfeather and Briarlight are in Paris. This game show has been ruined by Teen Titans, Magiswords, Jealousy, and stupidity. I guess I should announce the winning couple.

Creambutt: who?!!!

Cocopelt: the winners are...

Crowd: who?!!!

Cocopelt: the winners are...

Creambutt: JUST SAY THEM ALREADY!!!

Cocopelt: Me and my cupcake!!!♥🍦!!


 * runs away with cupcake*

Creambutt: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

THE END

Tell me if you loved it or hated it in the comments! Bai!!

-Cocopelt101