Things You Need To Know

Catsoap: Hey hey heyyyyyyyyyyy guys, welcome to another episode of Things You Need To Know.

Audience: hyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanu

Catsoap: Today we're going to be joined by.... MAPLESHADE OF THE DARK FOREST!!

Audience: aaaaaaapooo

Catsoap: Hello Mapleshade.

Mapleshade: You all are a bunch of worthless idiots. Now where's the salsa

Catsoap: we dont have salsa, but we have a pizza bar right around the corner

Mapleshade: i came here for the salsa.. *cries* *Ragequit*

Catsoap: sorry audience, I've got to phone the dark forest

* Riiiiiiiing*

Catsoap: Hello this is catsoap from the Things You Need to Know show. can I speak to mapleshade, plz?

The Dark Forest: hunnnnnghhhhhssss

Catsoap: hello?

The Dark Forest: hgggggsuuuuuuuuush

Catsoap: Well, of course I brought a replacement cat. plz welcome....HEAVYSTEP OF RIVERCLAN!!

* trumpet*

Audience:hyeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanu

Catsoap: so heavystep, i need to ask you this because i know I will annoy u. Have u realized that you've died twice in the series

Heavystep: yah.

Catsoap: What were ur thoughts when u were dead the second time

Heavystep: well, i thought I had a dungface life anyways and I had to live it twice

Catsoap: Well, they say a cat has nine lives.

Heavystep: nu, only a leader because leaders are worthless

Catsoap: *farts*

Heavystep: now I gtg my social calender is just packed. tea with the queen of england.

Catsoap: Okay. Let's give it up for HEAVYSTEP OF RIVERCLAN!!

Audience: huuuudgfe

Heavystep: *walks out of room* *trips over a bug* *dies* NUUUUUUUUUU NOT AGAIN

Snowkit: *holds up sign* deee end