Tallstar Advertises TV Shows

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NOW THEN, ONTO THE SPOOF!

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New Announcer: Welcome to Tallsta-

Tallstar: OH MY STARCLAN, JAYFEATHER! GO AWAY!

Announcer who is revealed to be Jayfeather: BWAHAHAHA! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS! *runs into crowd, crashing into various cats*

Cinderpelt: Hey!

Lionheart: Jayfeather!

Foxheart: What the heck!?

Leafpool: Heeeeey!

Jayfeather: *after crashing through the crowd, stumbles and falls at the paws of Ashfoot and Crowfeather* OH NUUUUUUUU! D:

(Ashfoot and Crowfeather drag Jayfeather away)

Jayfeather: *hissing and spitting*

Tallstar: Aaaaaaaaaaanyway, this is Tallstar Adverti-

New New Announcer: -ses television shows!

Tallstar: Who is it now!?

Greywing (WC): *le gasp* Thunder! My foster son! :D

New New Announcer who is revealed to be Thunder: Daddeh! :D *runs toward Greywing*

Greywing: *huggles Thunder*

Dustpelt: NUUUUUUU!

Greywing and Thunder: *both look at him* What?

Dustpelt: Too emotional! D:

Everyone except Dustpelt: -__-'

Tallstar: *points at Dustpelt* Security!

(Russetfur and Rowanclaw tackle Dustpelt and drag him away)

Dustpelt: *struggles* NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

Tallstar: ANYWAY! This time, I am announcing...

THREE HOURS LATER

(All cats in crowd are asleep)

Tallstar: *speaks into megaphone* TV SHOWS!!!

(All cats jerk awake, looking around in bewilderment)

Onewhisker: So, how will this be set up?

Tallstar: So, I'll play a section of the show on the screen behind me.

Onewhisker: Ah, okay.

Tallstar: The first TV Show iiiiiiis... being shown on the screen behind me! *TV appears behind Tallstar*

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