Warriors Insanity Hour Ep. 2: Stillness

It is morning for the Clan cats. Usually, the cats get up and patrol and hunt. But this is no ordinary day. Dustpelt is frozen in place.

Ferncloud: Holy stuff! My mate is frozen! JAYFETHA GIT YER LAZY BUTT OVER HAR!

Jayfeather: (Yawning) Jeesh! Relax woman, I got this. Wow! Haven't seen this in 2,000 years...

Ferncloud: What? How old are you?!

Jayfeather: I'll never tell. Anywayz, all we have to do is entertain him until he snaps out of it.

Ferncloud: How are we supposed to do that?

Jayfeather: I don't know! This show is random, get used to it.

Later, everybody gathers around and starts to do random stuffs. Jayfeather strolls up with a giant waffle suit on, with a hat and a moustache and two Colt Python pistols.

Everybody: WHO ARE YOU?!

Jayfeather: (Winking) Who am I? I am... THE WESTERN WAFFLE! Delicious crime fighter and biggest waffle lover ever! (Word ever echoes, giant rumbling sound is heard.)

Wafflez44: WHAT?! (Jumps down from sky with a giant wafle costume on.) You will never love waffles more than me me! Prepare to die! (Takes out Olympia shotgun with M1911 pistols.)

Jayfeather: (Taking out Pythons, and an Owl rifle.) Than why do you spell waffles wrong in your username?

Wafflez44: SHUT YOUR FACE HOLE! (Starts shooting, Jayfeather starts shooting, then shoots Jayfeather in the face, flies off.)

Jayfeather: (Magically healing.) Wait, where's my syrup?