User blog comment:Roboflight/Most important questions... EVER!/@comment-5259793-20130113224715

Be able to lie without anyone knowing it

Be a friendless loser

ELMOOOOO :D

Lose a leg, because if I lost an arm I couldn't play softball! D:

Be poor and be happy

Be able to read everyone's mind and have everyone able to read yours, because the second one says nothing about people not being able to read YOUR mind! >:D

Be ugly and marry someone good looking, because that would mean I'd marry Niall <3

Have very little good-tasting food to eat

Live somewhere exotic in a tiny house