User blog:SmudgyHollz/(insert eye catching title here)

Hey there.

This is an optional long or short blog. If you're interested in reading an update on my life, keep reading. If you don't really care about me or what I get up to in my spare time, scroll to the bottom of this blog.

I went to England for the first time ever. It's surprisingly similar to Scotland, except flatter and everybody is English.

Since the place that we were supposed to be staying in was apparently uninhabitable and my dad shouted a lot, we got a free upgrade. We got to stay in this massive house that I kept getting lost in. Yeah, for some reason whenever I tried to get from my bedroom to the kitchen, I always ended up in a cupboard.

What was I doing in England, I here you all ask. Well, to answer that question; I was invited to a family do. It was fun, but everybody was really tall and quiet. Also, my entire family disappeared in he middle of the party so I was left sitting on my own for a very long time.

There were some good parts, such as: the food, watching my uncle smuggle a bottle of wine into my baby sister's pram, hearing everybody's names (that side of the family have very weird names). But then the taxi was an hour late and we got kicked out the restaurant and I felt ill.

Apart from that, we went; to an aquarium in Hull; a model village; an animal park thing; Jorvik viking centre; York Castle Museum; on a train to Hogsmeade station / Heartbeat land where my dad may or may not have used the same toilet as Nick Berry.

Yes, we did a lot of things.

We also visited my dad's side of the family. There were too many people, so I was kicked out to sleep in the £5 leaky tent in the garden. I think I got all of five hours sleep during the whole time that we were there. I was going a bit mental by the end of it.

I'd also just like to say that I really love my Grannie. She comes up with the best ideas. For example:


 * "Grannie, I'm bored."
 * "Okay, let's make some origami boats and then set fire to them by the sea at night."

(I won that competition, by the way. I was quite proud.)

Also, she was explaining to me the rules of knifey, her favourite playgroun game. From what I gather, it's basically like Twister but with knives.

Has anybody ever seen Moone Boy? If you haven't, you seriously have to go and watch it. It's the funniest programme I've ever come across.

That is all.

Goodbye. For good.

I may pop on now and again to finish some of the stories that I've started here, but this is me officially leaving.

Why? To be honest, it's partly because I just don't have the time, partly because I've simply grown out of Warrior Cats. Sorry.

Before I go, I'd just like to thank all the users on this wiki for making the four years I've spent on this site so enjoyable. I've laughed here, I've cried here, I've even cried tears of laughter. You guys are amazing, each and every one of you.

(Also, if you don't think you can bear the thought of never talking to me again, I'd just like to point out that you can still find me on my own Harry Potter Fanfic wiki. Yes, I realise that this is a very inappropriate time to be advertising.)