The Amazing Couples Gameshow: Episode 1

Host: Hello there! I am Hawky and welcome to the Amazing Couples Gameshow!


 * loud applause from the audience*

Hawky: Thank you! Thank you! Now, before we start let's have the Jokester come up! Come here, Jokester!


 * Jokester runs up, waving her tail* Hi everyone! I'm Rosepetal! Now, who wants to hear a stupid joke?


 * audience applauses*

Rosepetal: Well then here we go!


 * dead silence. Crickets chirp*

Rosepetal: How do you spell cat backwards?


 * audience shrugs*

Rosepetal: C-A-T-(space)-B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S!


 * audience cracks up laughter*

Hawky: Now; calling up our couples! First up: CinderXLion aka Cinderheart and Lionblaze!


 * The couple walks on stage* *audience claps wildly*

Hawky: Welcome to the Gameshow!

Cinderheart: Thank you! *nudges Lionblaze*

Lionblaze: Oh, yes! Thanks.

Hawky: *rolls eyes* Now, have a seat in that first red leather loveseat.


 * the couple sit down*

Hawky: Next up; SandXFire aka Sandstorm and Firestar!


 * waltzes up on stage* *crowd cheers loudly*

Firestar: *Bows* Thank you for having us!

Sandstorm: It's an honor!

Hawky: Well, we couldn't have this gameshow without Warriors' longest couple!


 * Crowd laughs*

Hawky: Now go sit on the loveseat opposite CinderXLion.


 * walk away to loveseat*

Lionblaze: You guys are going down!

Firestar: *flicks his tail dismissively*

Lionblaze: *grunts*

Hawky: Well, it looks we have some competition between the tomcats!

Crowd: Ooooooooooooooohhhhh!

Hawky: Anyway. . . For our next couple: BlueXOak aka Bluestar and Oakheart!


 * pad onto the stage*

Oakheart: Hello everyone!

Bluestar: Thanks so much for having us!

Hawky: It all depends. . . are you happy to have us?


 * crowd laughs*

Hawky: Just kidding! Now, go sit beside CinderXLion over there. On that red loveseat.