Stick Plots World Domination

Prolouge
Jayfeather: YOU STUPID STICK! WHY WON'T YOU GIVE ME THE ANSWER TO WHY HALF MOON DOESN'T LIKE ME ANYMORE? *wails*

Stick: *mutters* Idiot...

Jayfeather: What was that Stickystick?

(silence)

Jayfeather: *screams* STUPID STICK! YOU'RE MEANT TO GIVE ME ANSWERS! YOU'RE STUPID AND A FAILURE AND- (stamps violently on stick)

Stick: Ow.

Jayfeather: (ignores) YOU NEVER GIVE ME THE RIGHT ANSWERS NOW I'M GONNA FLING YOU INTO THE LAKE I TOTALLY DON'T REGRET THIS!!!!! (chucks stick in lake)

Stick: Hey, that hurt! (sinks into lake)

(5 seconds later)

Jayfeather: *sobbing* WHY STICKYSTICK, WHY? WHY DID I LET YOU DIE????

(at the bottom of the lake)

Stick: (drowning) Oh no...It is the END! *dramatic music plays* How will I survive? If I live.. (eyes go creepy) I WILL GET REVENGE!

(keeps on drowning for 5 hours)

Stick:  Hmph, I''m not dead yet. Ah, here's a fish taxi. (waves)

Fat Fish: Where d'ya wanna go?

Stick: The surface please. *eyes darken* FOR REVENGE!!!

(fish goes very slowly to the surface, because he's fat)

Stick: (annoyed) Can't you go any faster?

Fat Fish: No.

Stick: Urgh, you're ruining all the drama, Fatty.

Fat Fish: *spits at Stick*

Stick: Yuck. OMG MUST MAKE MYSLEF LOOK HEROIC!! (brushes hair (do sticks have hair?) and applies make up) TO LAND!!

(an hour later)

Fat Fish: I need the toilet.

Stick: *facepalm*