Lion

== ''Leon's paws skittered on dry earth. He sank his claws in to the dry gravel, panting hard. Just west of here was a pack of wild mongrels, and with them, tasty prey. Maybe I can have dog for lunch, he thought. Leon headed toward the camp, scent downwind. He was getting so super close now, and he was afraid the dogs would smell him. He was there now. If they attack i can fight them off, Leon told himself with a grin. So he got there, butt itching. He erupted into camp and there were 10 dogs, greasy and flea-bitten. "GET OUT OF OUR TERRITORY, LION! WE WILL KILL YOU!" barked a nasty black mutt. "LOL try me." Leon snarled. He unsheathed his claws, ready to fight these flea-bitten monsters. He leaped at once, slamming his massive regal body onto a huge grey dog. "stop it, you retarted monstrosity!" The dog yelped. He got a hold of Leon's neck. "Youch!" Leon soon pinned the dog to the ground and tore open his belly, licking the blood off his muzzle. He stood up, claws red with blood, and announce, "anyone want to challenge me?" A tiny brown dog came up to him, malevolence in her gaze. "I will." A huge fart bubbled up inside Leon, and then he let it rip, and all the mutts went flying up to the clouds. His work here was done.'' ==