Forest of Laughs - Fourth of July

Hey! This is the fourth of July special in my new series of spoofs! It's a little late... but... enjoy! 22:20, July 10, 2010 (UTC)

Firestar: It's the fourth of July!

ThunderClan: Ooooo!

Jayfeather: What's the fourth of July?

Firestar: Um... the fourth day of July.

Jayfeather: What's a July?

Firestar: A type of mouse?

Squirrelflight: *clears throat loudly* If I may intrude, I would like to explain the fourth of July for stupid Jayfeather here.

Jayfeather: O.o

ThunderClan: WE HATE YOUR VOICE.

Squirrelflight: *bows* I work hard. Can I explain now?

Jayfeather: O.o Sure...

Squirrelflight: The fourth of July is a day on which Americans - a type of Twoleg, okay?- celebrate their independence from English Twolegs.

Spiderleg: I have an English accent. I want some fish and chips!

Squirrelflight: *ignores him* They shoot off fireworks, drop balls-

Lionblaze: They drop balls on New Years, stupid!

Squirrelfight: *ignores him* They also eat dogs.

Brightheart: YAY! DOWN WITH THE DOGS! Down with them!

ThunderClan: O.o

Jayfeather: I want to celebrate the fourth of July!

Spottedleaf: *descends magically from the sky* I will help you with this amazing feat.

Sandstorm: BUT YOU'RE DEAD FOX-DUNG!

Spottedleaf: *calmly* And you should be an elder right now.

Firestar: YEAH! You were mean to me as an apprentice!

Erin Hunter: *banishes Sandstorm to the elder's den*

Mousefur: AHH! I don't want to share my den with her! I want to share it with Spiderleg. *moons over English accent*

Spiderleg: O.o Creep.

Lionblaze: How will we celebrate the fourth of July, Spottedleaf?

Spottedleaf: We will kill some dogs to eat, and when it's dark, we'll shoot fireworks.

Bumblestripe: The trees will block our view!

Dovepaw: They won't block MINE.

Spottedleaf: We'll invade WindClan and banish them from their territory for the night!

Firestar: YEAH! Onestar sucks rat tails.

ThunderClan: O.o

Spottedleaf: Ookay then. You can lead the ambush, then. Brightheart can go find some dogs to kill, and Lionblaze and Jayfeather can go find some fireworks.

ThunderClan: *nods and sets to work*

''more coming soon! THIS IS NOT A PUBLIC SPOOF''