Briarpaw and the Magic Taco

Hey guys! This is my first story, and it wouldn't be here if Day Dreamyy Moo hadn't answered my question on how to write a fanfiction. Thank you, Moo! Also, you should read Feathertail millie' s stories. They are hilarious! This is a short story, so it might not take long to read. Enjoy!

Briarpaw dragged herself to Jayfeather' s den. Having two broken legs was awful. She saw Jayfeather holding a taco. "Ok, Briarpaw, I'm going to go gather herbs. Don't you DARE touch my precious taco! See ya later," Jayfeather said. He left the den. Briarpaw Sat down. She looked at the taco." So, taco, is Jayfeather mean to you?" She asked the taco. A lump of cheese fell out, making Briarpaw' s mouth water." Oh, you like ME better?" Briarpaw asked the taco. "Oh, taco! I didn't know you felt that way!" Briarpaw gushed."I think I'll just take one lick," Briarpaw said. She licked the taco. The shell was nice and salty, and the meat was juicy." Alright, one bite. Jayfeather won't notice." She took a bite." OH GREAT STARCLAN! THIS IS SO DELICIOUS!" Briarpaw exclaimed. Before she knew it, she was gobbling down the taco. Then, Jayfeather came in."Oh, Jayfeather, hi! I was just looking after your*burp* delicious taco!" Briarpaw said."Is that so? Well where IS my taco?" Jayfeather asked, narrowing his blind eyes. Briarpaw wiped a piece of cheese off of her mouth." Um, I-uh...Lionblaze did it! He said if I didn't let him have it, he would steal your herbs," Briarpaw lied. Jayfeather was furious."LIONBLAZE!" He roared. Lionblaze ran over with squirrelflight, his fur spiked up and his eyes wide."what happened? Is the dark forest attacking? Or worse! Is Wendy's getting closed down?"Lionblaze demanded. "No, you mouse brain! You stole my taco! That's what happened!" Jayfeather accused."I didn't take your stupid taco! Squirrelflight and I were hunting! Right Squirrelflight?" Lionblaze said. "Right! Lionblaze didn't go near your taco. We're out of here. Right, lionblaze?" Squirrelflight said. The two cats left. Smoke was coming out of Jayfeather' s ears." Why did you eat my taco, Briarpaw? It was my taco! MY TACO! And anyway, I'm telling Bramblestar," Jayfeather spat. A few seconds later, Bramblestar and Jayfeather returned." Briarpaw, why did you eat Jayfeather' s taco? I'm giving you detention!" Bramblestar yelled. "What is detention?" Briarpaw asked. Bramblestar shrugged." Dunno. Some twoleg thing. But anyway, you will deal with the elders' ticks!" Bramblestar declared. Suddenly, Briarpaw started flying. She had eaten a magic taco! She could see everything! Then, she took over shadowclan by throwing taco bombs down at them, and her clan moved into shadowclan territory. They made River clan and Wind clan their slaves, and took over. But then, Star clan gave thunder clan a time out, and all the clans ruled the forest again. Unfortunately, Briarpaw lost her flying powers. But she did get a life time supply of tacos, so she bought a fit bit.

THE END!