Warriors Spoof

'This story has characters from the actual books. Plz don't get mad if one of your favourite character Is in here. ;-;'

Rusty:-pads into forest- LALALA OH, I HOPE I DON'T GET ATTACKED BY A WILD CAT JUST FOR THE CONVENIENCE OF THE PLOT!!!

Greypaw-jumps out of nowhere- I'm gonna try and kill u because it's convenient to the plot though I'm gonna become your friend in like, 3 pages!! Rawr!!

Rusty: OH NO ITS A CAT AAAAHHHHHH -tries to kill Greypaw-

Greypaw: -flies across the clearing- WEEE -gets up- hey, my name is Greypaw and I know I tried to kill you but I am now your friend.

Rusty: but I don't want any friends.

Greypaw: I don't care. ITS CONVENIENT TO THE PLOT

Rusty: ok den.

Greypaw: hey wanna be friends?

Rusty: no. But hey, what's 0 divided by 0?

Greypaw: well, you have 0 cookies and you give them to 0 friends. Now Cookie Monster is going to be sad because you have no cookies. And you are lonely since you have 0 friends.

Rusty: what's a cookie

Greypaw: DISHONOR

Rusty:-cries in a corner-

Greypaw: OH NO I SMELL MY CLAN

Rusty: what is a CLAN

Greypaw: i don't know it's just something that is completely convenient to the plot.

Bluestar and Lionheart:-walk in-

Bluestar: OMG ITS A KIT THAT IS CONVENIENT TO ZE PLOT!!!111

Greypaw: he has no clue what a cookie is.

Lionheart: why am I here.

Bluestar: it's because CONVENIENCE.

Bluestar: wait he doesn't know what a cookie is? DISHONOR

Greypaw: hey, I know I tried to kill you but want to become one of us??

Rusty: YEA EVEN THO I KNOW THAT ANOTHER CAT WILL ALMOST KILL ME BUT OK