How to drive ThunderClan crazy

This is probably the weirdest fanfic I've ever made! Also, this probably won't be finished anytime soon(maybe never) so if someone has an idea then I'll be happy to add it!

Step one: Make a ridiculous enterance
Brambleclaw: And I'll lead a hunting patrol with... (cat lands on him from the sky, crushing him)

Cat: Oops, sorry, whatever-your-name-is. I'm Storm. What's your name?

Foxleap: Rouge ambush!!!!!!!

Brambleclaw: Oof, get off of me! (another cat lands on him)

Storm: Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. That's my brother.

Other cat: You can call me A. Catt.

Storm: That's not your name.

A. Catt: I don't care.

Firestar: Are you Kittypets?

Storm: (tilts head) What in Minecraft are you talking about?

Brambleclaw: (looks confused) Minecraft?

A. Catt: It's a human thing.

Firestar: Oooookay......

A. Catt: Where is Unicorn?

Toadstep: What's a unicorn? (third cat lands on warrior's den, breaking a hole in it)

Storm: That's Unicorn.

Cloudtail: So... beautiful! (Daisy and Brightheart attack him)

Unicorn: So, this is where we stay? Looks good.

Cloudtail: Daisy! Brightheart! Stop!!!!!

Step 2: Annoy everyone with bad puns and random references
Storm: We're staying, right, Rusty?

Firestar: My name is Firestar! Anyway, how did you know my Kittypet name?

A. Catt: I bet she guessed, because you were looking a little bit rusty!

Storm and Firestar: Not funny.

A. Catt: Ok, how about some songs? I'll sing my favorite!

Storm and Unicorn: No!!!!!!!!!!!

A. Catt: Too late! (sings "Wrecking Ball")

Storm: My ears are bleeding!

Daisy: Help!!

Unicorn: You sound even worse than Sonic Boom!

Sandstorm: Sonic Boom?

Storm: She's a griffon.

Rosepetal: What's a griffon?

Unicorn: (sighs) Just make him stop.

A. Catt: Sonic Boom's the bomb!

Storm: You got it wrong.

A. Catt: Oh yeah. It's the bomb......

Unicorn: To be a Frosticon!!!!!!

Sandstorm: Just send out the hunting patrols already! And please make sure I'm not with these guys.

Brambleclaw: Sandstorm is on a patrol with me, A. Catt and Unicorn.

Sandstorm: (sighs) You hate me, don't you?