Warrior Cats in Camp Renovations

 A note from Frostleaf: Please note that this fan-fiction doesn’t obey the laws of gravity, physics or the warrior code.

 Firestar is asleep in his den  (Greystripe scrambles into Firestars den, out of breath)  Greystripe: Firestar! Twolegs…. are invading…. the camp!  Firestar: Yes I know I hired them to renovate the camp  Greystripe: But….. HOW?!?!??!  Firestar: I just filled in application form, they think my name is F. Star and I live in a place called little pine and I want to build a house here.  Greystripe: What’s an application form?  Firestar: I have no clue, now help he dress up as a twoleg and tell them to do stuff  A while later……  Firestar, Greystripe and Brambleclaw stumble into the clearing ontop of each other in a trench coat with giant floppy hat and sunglasses  Firestar: Uhh hello Mr Twoleg im F. Star and I need you to re-build my c- I mean build me a house!  Mr Twoleg: Ummm Mr Star what’s a twoleg….  Firestar: Did I say Twoleg? Uhhhh I meant to say….  (Frostleaf comes down from starclan in twoleg form)  Frostleaf: He meant to say cloths peg, Hi I’m his wife and umm (Whispers) He’s a little crazy…… I don’t know why he would say clothes peg he just sometimes…. does….. now come on let's go leave these men to work <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> (Frostleaf leads the Firestar/ Greystripe/ Brambleclaw combo away into the bushes) <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> (Frostleaf turns back into cat form and Firestar, Greystripe and Bramble jump out of the outfit) <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> Frostleaf: No offence Firestar but do you have a brain? <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> Firestar: Huh….. buuu……. WHA?!??!?!?!?!??!!??!?!??!?!??!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> Greystripe: What he means is, WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU IN OUR CAMP YOU CRAZY SHE CAT TWOLEG THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> Frostleaf: (No comment)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> Crowfeather: Come on Frostleaf lets go hunt (cheesy smiles) <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> Feathertail and leafpool: CROWFEATHER! YOUR MY MATE!!! <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> Greystripe: FEATHERTAIL! YOUR BACK FROM THE DEAD!!! (JUMPS ON HER) <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> Feathertail: Oh yea….. Oh foxdung (Explodes) <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> (Frostleaf and Crowfeather sneak off) <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> Firestar: Uhhhh……   how did crowfeather get-………. never mind <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> Greystripe: FEATHERTAIL!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! (Goes insane and runs off to a mental asylum and shares a cell with The Joker) <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> Brambleclaw: 0-0 (Backs away slowly) <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> That night <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> Mr Twoleg: Person writing this can you stop calling me Mr Twoleg   my name is Brain <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> Frostleaf: Ok <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> Brain: Thanks <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> That night (an actual thing this time) <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> Brian: Ok Mr Star We’ve put the house together and its up there but we haven’t screwed it together properly yet, I know that sounds very dangerous and crazy and will probably kill a lot of people so please don’t touch the house <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> Firestar: Ok <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> (Brambleclaw, on the bottom of the cat pile, gets an itch on his back leg and try’s to scratch it) <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> (Firestar and Greystripe tumble out of the coat) <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> Brian: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! IT… IT…. IT….. WHAT?!??!?!?!??! (He runs out of camp screaming like a kit) <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> Firestar: Well…. that takes care of him…. <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> (Random kit runs into the house) <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> Random Queen: NOOOO!!!! MY KIT!!!!! (Runs in after Him/Her/It) <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> Firestar: I’ll go get her (Grumbles) <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> Sandstorm: I’ll go get him (Grumbles) <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> Leafpool: I’ll go get her (Grumbles) <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> (The entire clan later) <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> Another Random Kit: Oooh what’s this……. (Pokes beam of house and house collapses, Clearing looks like it was at the start) <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> Firestar: Well……. That was a waste of time and 98345 Billion mice <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"> Frostleaf: It’s time for the end of the show song! Goodbye goodbye, goodbye goodbye, the show is over so go! (Smoke bomb)