Hollyleaf gets jealous

Hi guys! This is my first play, and it can also be found in my talk page. I hope you like it!

Hollyleaf: I don't see how Dovepaw is special and I'm not! This is so unfair!


 * Lionblaze enters den*

Lionblaze: hello hollyleaf! What were you saying?

Hollyleaf: oh-um..i-i was just hungry! Um, yeah! I was just hungry!

Hollyleaf: *pulls out bag of cookies from nest*

Lionblaze: ooh, can I have cookie?

Hollyleaf: only if you invite me to your Special Cats meeting.

Lionblaze: sorry! No can do! Right Jayfeather?


 * jayfeather enters den*

Jayfeather: no way!

Hollyleaf: how are YOU special, Jayfeather? You're too grumpy!

Jayfeather: I am not grumpy!

Lionblaze: well, me and jayfeather are going to go invite Dovepaw to the meeting

Hollyleaf: oh, sure! Rub it in!


 * Jayfeather and Lionblaze leave den*

Hollyleaf: I better go spy on them


 * hollyleaf sneaks out of den*

Lionblaze: hi Dovepaw! You should come to our meeting tonight. Its under the giant tree

Jayfeather: yeah! And I'm going to bring tacos! And we'll make fun of ShadowClan!

Dovepaw: I'll go! And maybe I can use my special cat powers to slingshot Squirrelflight into the lake! She's not called squirrel flight for nothing!

Dovepaw: when's the meeting?

Lionblaze: at exactly 7:17 pm

Dovepaw: whatever. I'll totally be there.

Lionblaze: see you then


 * Jayfeather and lionblaze leave*

Hollyleaf: hey Dovepaw, I heard there is an All-you-can-eat fest at Wendy's, including Frostys!

Dovepaw: OMG! Really? I love Wendy's!

Hollyleaf: yeah, its at 7:17 pm

Dovepaw: aw shoot! That's when my meeting is! I can't go!

Hollyleaf: there will be a giant snowman giving free hugs!

Dovepaw: well.. I promised Jayfeather and lionblaze I'd be at the meeting!

Hollyleaf: there are free pony rides

Dovepaw: uh...

Hollyleaf: there are giant bags of birdseed everywhere.

Dovepaw: OK I'LL BE THERE!

Hollyleaf: OK! Awesome! Oh, and I won't tell anycat about your craving for birdseed.


 * Dovepaw turns bright red*

Hollyleaf: see you later!


 * hollyleaf leaves*

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Hollyleaf: OK, so Dovepaw won't be at the meeting, so I can buy a costume that looks like her from those weird loners!


 * hollyleaf goes to buy costume*

Hollyleaf: hi, can I have this costume?

Loner#1: yeah, we don't really need it.

Loner#2: for some reason, nocat wanted it, so you can have it for free

Hollyleaf: thanks


 * hollyleaf leaves*

Hollyleaf: now I just need tonput on this stinky costume and leave for MY meeting!


 * dramatic evil laughter*


 * hollyleaf puts on costume and leaves for meeting*

Lionblaze: hi Dovepaw!

Hollyleaf: hi lionblaze! I'm Dovepaw, and I'm totally not hollyleaf in disguise! Haha! Yes sirree! I'm Dovepaw!

Jayfeather: um.. OK?

Lionblaze: so should we start!

Hollyleaf: sure!

Jayfeather: so, did you see Leafpool's new tank top? Its so last week!

Lionblaze: wow,Jayfeather! I didn't know you were into fashion!

Jayfeather: I, um, read an article.


 * jayfeather  blushes*

Lionblaze: and did you see birchfall trip over a branch during hunting? That explains his name!

Hollyleaf: (this isn't a real meeting! This is just gossip)

Jayfeather: hey, Dovepaw, I forgot, was that mouse you caught for me last week organic?

Hollyleaf: um, yeah! It was organic!

Jayfeather: you silly cat! Mice can't be organic!

Lionblaze: maybe she's just bored. Lets try something different


 * lionblaze claps paws,and Squirrelflght Leafpool and Crowfeather appear on stage*

Lionblaze: parade time!


 * blues music comes on*


 * Squirrelflight Leafpool and Crowfeather walk in circles on stage

Jayfeather and Lionblaze: walk of shame. Walk of shame.

Hollyleaf: what are you doing?

Lionblaze: oh,its just a tradition we use to make them regret embarrassing us.

Hollyleaf: how did you get them to agree to this?

Jayfeather: we threatened to join those flea bags over at RiverClan. And close down taco bell.

Hollyleaf: OK, I'm bored. let's stop.


 * Squirrelflight Crowfeather and Leafpool leave stage*

Hollyleaf: so, why do you have these meetings?

Lionblaze: well, Dovepaw, its to celebrate my awesomeness.

Jayfeather: I'm just as awesome as YOU lionblaze!

Lionblaze: Nuh-uh!


 * Jayfeather transforms into Forester*

Jayfeather: can your Special Cat powers do THIS?


 * lionblaze turns into twoleg*

Lionblaze: can you do THIS?

Hollyleaf: maybe you guys should stop! Someone's gonna get hurt!

Lionblaze: aw, come on Dovepaw! You sound like Hollyleaf!


 * Hollyleaf turns bright red*


 * Jayfeather turns into jet plane*

Jayfeather: mwah ha ha ha ha!

Lionblaze: that's it!


 * lionblaze turns into frog*

Lionblaze: ribbit.


 * Jayfeather turns back into himself*

Jayfeather: seriously?!


 * jayfeather swallows frog*

Hollyleaf: no, wait! That frog is poisonous!

Hollyleaf: I have to so something!


 * jayfeather clutches throat and rolls over*


 * Hollyleaf shoves herbs into jayfeather's mouth*

Jayfeather: ack!


 * Jayfeather coughs up frog*

Hollyleaf: Lionblaze! Turn back into yourself!

Lionblaze: ribbit


 * lionblaze turns back into himself*

Jayfeather: you saved my life Dovepaw! But wait a minute... How do you know what herb to use? You never trained as a medicine cat!

Lionblaze: and why is your fur all saggy? Let me feel...

Hollyleaf: no, wait! Don't-


 * lionblaze pulls off Hollyleaf's costume*

Jayfeather: I knew it! You trained as a medicine cat, and that's how you saved me! You wore a costume that looks like Dovepaw! Wait, where did you get that costume?

Lionblaze: That's not the point! She tricked us!

Hollyleaf: um,I gotta take a shower!


 * hollyleaf runs away*

Jayfeather: cats don't take showers!

Lionblaze: well I could use one. Have you ever been swallowed?

Jayfeather: no. But hollyleaf would have been a good maid.I hate cleaning up.

Both: sigh.


 * Dovepaw walks in*

Dovepaw: sorry I couldn't come to the meeting, winch hollyleaf lied to me and said there was an All-you-can-eat fest at Wendy's with giant bags of bird seed

Jayfeather: yeah, well, she tricked us. She pretended to be you, and we found that out when she saved my life

Dovepaw: really?

Lionblaze: its a long story. And did you say there was bird seed at Wendy's?

Dovepaw: yeeeeeeessssss...


 * Jayfeather and Lionblaze sweat nervously *

Jayfeather and Lionblaze: WE LOVE BIRD SEED!

Dovepaw: OMG! Me too!

Jayfeather: let's go get some from ShadowClan!

Dovepaw: ShadowClan has bird seed?

Lionblaze: yeah, they have a secret stash!

All three: LET'S GO!


 * all three leave*

THE END!

P.S stupid auto correct! It kept changing "Lionblaze" to "clipboard" for some reason.

I hope you liked the story!

-Cocopaw101 a.k.a Penny