Warrior Chatroom Spoof - The Fight

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Breezepelt; MY FATHER DOSEN'T LOVE ME!!!

Crowfeather; Yes, I don't Stay away from me

Breezepelt; No

Crowfeather; Yes

Breezepelt; No

Crowfeather; Yes

Breezepelt; No

Crowfeather; Yes

Breezepelt; No

Breezepelt; No

Crowfeather; Yes

Breezepelt; No

Crowfeather; Yes

Breezepelt; No

Crowfeather; Yes

Breezepelt; No

Crowfeather; Yes

Breezepelt; Mua hahahhahahahahah!!!

Firestar; Guys, I think you need professional help

Crowfeather and Breezepelt; NO

Firestar; Yes

Crowfeather and Breezepelt; NO

Firestar; Yes

Crowfeather and Breezepelt; NO

Firestar; Yes

Crowfeather and Breezepelt; NO

Firestar; Yes

Crowfeather and Breezepelt; NO

Firestar; Yes

Tigerclaw; THIS ISN'T HELPING ME TAKE OVER THE CHAT ROOM!!!

Goldenflower; NOT AN EXAMPLE TO SET FOR KIDS, hoooooonnnney buuuuun

Tigerclaw; NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Jayfeather; Can this get more stupid?

Breezepelt; Yes, you just joined in

Everyone; BURN

Jayfeather; Not really...

Sasha; Goldenflower!!!! Back off HE'S MINE!!!!!

Crowfeather; Aug save me from fussing she-cats

Leafpool; I will

Feathertail; No I will

Nightcloud; Back off, I will

Dovepaw; I WILLLLLLL!!!

Crowfeather; Okay Dovepaw

Leafpool Nightcloud & Feathertail; WHAT!!!!!

Tigerclaw; Hello? Your pulling the attention from the center of the chat - Me!!

Crowfeather; Hush up

Tigerclaw; NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I SHALL KILLZ YOU!!

Crowfeather; EEEEKKKK!! Member Crowfeather has logged off

Sasha; Get 'em Tigerclaw!!!

Tigerclaw; I thought we broke up because of that....

Leafpool; Yeah, he's so cute right

Everyone;...

Leafpool; I did NOT mean to press the 'submit' button

Member Leafpool has logged off

Dovepaw; This is boooooooooooooooooooooooooring

Firestar; No it's not

Dovepaw; Yes, it is

Firestar; No it's not

Dovepaw; Yes, it is

Firestar; No it's not

Dovepaw; Yes, it is

Firestar; Grrr FORGET IT

Member Firestar has logged off

Dovepaw; Whatever

Member Dovepaw has logged off

Feathertail; StarClan is very boring, I mean, there's no sickness, no shortage of prey, no cold, it's booooooooooring

Tigerclaw; Then maybe you should stay at the Dark Forest with me for a while

Feathertal; EEEEEEEP!

Member Feathertail has logged off

Tigerstar; Sasha, Goldenflower? By the way, I got a new mate

'Member Goldenflower has logged off '

Member Sasha has logged off

Tigerstar; Yeah, it's Nightcloud

Nightcloud; Yes, he finally picked me yes!!!

Tigerstar;...

Nightcloud; Man, that submit button is very sensitive

Member Nightcloud has logged off

Tigerclaw; Jayfeather I know your there...wait how are you here your blind

Jayfeather; *Gasp* you found out the TRUTH

Member Jayfeather has logged off

Tigerclaw; I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE *sobs* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO ONE LOVES ME!!!!!!!!!

Member Tigerclaw has logged off