What Happened When Firestar Blew Up

The title is up there, guys.

Oh and this is a spoofeh by Nighteh

Brambleclaw - Why are you vibrating?
Brambleclaw: *admires the fact he is deputy*

Firestar: *vibrating*

brambleclaw: Hey Firest- WHY IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN ARE YOU VIBRATING!?

Firestar: *shrugs* Idk dude it just happened.

Bluestar from the heavens: Mwhaha, it's all coming into action!

Firestar: GET YOUR STARRY BUTT DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!

Bluestar: lol no

graystripe: How did I get here in such a weird clan? And why is Bramblecar deputy? WHY AM I STILL HERE!?

Firestar: Chill, dude. Just go grab Dovewing, i need a mary sue like me to comfort royalty, also like me.

Graystripe: YOU KNOW WHAT? I QUIT! EVERYBODY WHO WISHES TO BE LEAD BY ME COME UNDER THE HIGHROCK NOW!

Jayfeather: *from inside medicine cat den* Is that.. A logical cat? OH MY STARCLAN, IN ALL MY YEARS I NEVER EXPECTED THIS! YIPPEE!

Graystripe: Blah blah, everybody follow me so I can redeem moi lives as a leader! We are now.. JayClan!

Jayfeather: Is that named after me?

Graystripe: No, I just saw you first in the crowd. Lettuce go! *the group of cats march out of camp.

Firestar: Why is part of my tail on.. FIYAHHHHHH

The rest of ThunderClan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Onestar - My life is dead but alive.
Onestar: ARRGHH! I'm losing a lifeeeee!

WindClan: You've lost so many lives already we aren't scared.

Crowfeather: *busts into camp* Graystripe from ThunderClan is starting a brand new Clan! JayClan! Everybody follow me! *runs away*

WindClan: *looks at Onestar, shrugs, and walks away*

One queen: I'm still with you Onestar! *her kits walk away*

Onestar: ...

Queen who is named Ravenfoot: Arr you okay?

Onestar:hello darkness my old frienddd, i've come to talk with you againnn

Ravenfoot: *sigh* *walks away*

Graystripe - WOOOOOOOO IN YOUR FACE!
Graystripe: Everybody freeze! We are at the moonpool for ym ceremony.

Everybody: *silent*

StarClan: *appears* We has taken all the lives of Onestar, he is Onewishker again!

Bluestar: Oakheart, it's OneWHISker. Not Onewishker.

Oakheart: oh.

Graystripe: Hello? HELLOOOO!! Leader over here?

Bluestar: With this life I give you youth, because mannn you be olddd

Graystripe: ow.

Patchpelt: With this life I give you love, because you need a mate, son.

Graystripe: I can't tell whether to be offended or to be hurt. Ow and ou!

Willowpelt: With this life I give you the ability to be insane. YAYAS!

Graystripe: WOOOOOOHOOOOO

Silverstream: With this life I give you a super-sense of knowing who is gifted by StarClan.

Graystripe: I LOVE YOU!

Silverstream: ookay..

Feathertail: With this life I give you eternal happiness.

Graystripe: YAY I'M SO HAPPY!

Onestar: I died five minutes ago of loneliness, so here I am. With this life I give you randomness. SHOES!

Graystripe: BAMBOOOOOOOO!

Nightkit: With this life I give you 6.4 kits.

Graystripe: YA- wait, wha?

Nightkit: I GO POOF *poof*

Whitestorm: With this life I give you to be continued!

Graystripe: HU-

Windstar: Yeah i'm up next, wait why isn't it going to the to be continued scree-

TO BE CONTINUED

Graystripe: There it is.