Forest of Secrets Spoof

Bluestar: Sandpaw, Dustpaw, you'll be warriors with the name of Sandstorm and Dustpelt. Blah, blah, blah, you know it all! Cinderpaw, you will be Yellowfang's apprentice.

Cinderpaw: But I haven't hurt my leg yet!

Bluestar: (Kills Cinderpelt's leg.) There, now your her apprentice!

Cinderpaw: One of these days, I'll-

(Beeping noise.)

Fireheart: Wow, inapropriate.

Graystripe: Fireheart, comer here!

(Fireheart and Graystripe go to sunningrocks.)

Graystripe: Silverstreams having kits, but somethings gone wrong. Help me!

Fireheart: I know I'm super amazing, but I'm no medicine cat. I'll go get-

Graystripe: Too late, she's dead.

Fireheart: Yay!

Graystripe: Look at my kits!

Crookedstar: Those kits are mine!

Graystripe: Fine, I'll come over to RiverClan with them!

Crookedstar: The more warriors, the better, I guess.

Fireheart: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!