Big Brother:Warriors Fanfiction (Week One)

Rules
WIP

Host
Lilydust (ME)

Intro Show
Lilydust: Toms, she-cats, and random Twolegs watching from all over the world, welcome to Big Brother:Warriors Fanfiction!

Random Spaceman: Hey, you forgot me! I'm on the MOOON!

Lilydust: Will you PLEASE be quiet? Anyway- fourteen people will be entering the house- we scrapped the gender rule, it's BOORRRING! I'm the author's character, so of course I am not allowed in the house. But contestant number one, the one and only, inventor of Big Brother, Tanglefrost!!!!

Tanglefrost: Hello, Lilydust. Been watching BBTC lately?

Lilydust: Yeah, course I have. My Bracky must end up back. So, can you go through the Twoleg thing please?

Tanglefrost: *shrugs* Sure. *goes through*

Lilydust: Contestant number two is Forestpaw!

Forestpaw: *comes in holding a fork*

Lilydust: OMSC what in StarClan's name is that?

Forestpaw: *shortly* A fork.

Lilydust: O.o Please can you go through the doors?

Forestpaw: Can my fork come?

Lilydust: *snaps fork*

Forestpaw: *runs through doors with broken fork*

Lilydust: Works every time. Number three, Roboflight!

Roboflight: Haii! Is Dan Kuso in there?

Lilydust: Maybe.

Roboflight: I'm coming for you, Dan! *runs through doors*

Lilydust: Hah! He's not in there! Number four, Artistar!

Artistar: Ooh, a door! *writes in notebook, and goes through doors.*

Random cat: I love Cinders!!

Artistar: Thanks!

Lilydust: Fifth contestant is FUZZYPELT!

Fuzzypelt: I missed y'all! *goes through doors*

Lilydust: Number six, MISTYBIRD!

Mistybird: Kittens beat bunnies, turtles, tables and flying white cats!!! *runs through doors*

Lilydust: Can cats fly? Anyway, seventh contestant is, NINJASHADOW (Ninja)

Ninja: *slips through doors without anyone noticing*

Lilydust: Maybe she is a ninja :) Eighth contestant is Rainsplash!

Rainsplash: DAN KUSO? HAS ROBO GOT YOU? *Runs in*

Lilydust: Ninth contestant is Nightshimmer!

Nightshimmer: Cookie?

Lilydust: *pushes through doors* Tenth contestant is...DUCKSPLASH!

Ducky: *goes through doors with a rubber duck*

Lilydust: Eleventh is Jetfeather!

Jetfeather: *bolts through doors*

Lilydust: Contestant Twelve, Bluestar! (Brighty)

Bluestar: *walks through doors, texting*

Lilydust: Next, Mosseye!

Mosseye: Oh OK. *GOES THROUGH DOORS*

Lilydust: Finally, Featherswirl! (Feather)

Featherswirl: I like ice-cream. *walks through doors*

Lilydust: THAT'S IT! Let's begin!