Warriors nerf gun war!

warriors nerf gun war!

firestar: here comes another war declared by shadowclan.

brambleclaw: ah, come the heck on!

firestar: relax! this tme it's with dart guns!

brambleclaw: good!

(clan runs to the toy store)

firestar: they're here! thunderclan, attack!

lionblaze: fur will fly, blackstar!

sandstorm: eat foam, shadowclan! (fires vulcan ebf-25 with a 100 dart belt)

jayfeather: headshot!

blackstar: sniper! sniper! (gets shot in the stomach

blackstar: heck off blackstripe!

blackstar: retreat!

brambleclaw: finally, no shot in the ear!

firestar: for now

brambleclaw: shoot

firestar: (shoots brambleclaw in the ear)

brambleclaw: that's not what i meant!