The unnamed story of awsomeness

Bang!
Hello peoples! (that is not a spelling mistake) THis is a story about my two new kittens, Trever (the farty one) and raven (the one who claws)

The star writes
Well, i was going to let raven walk on my computer but she clawed me and jumped of so....

Prologue
Starclan cat: 'sup bros of brodom!

Starclan: Bro *blows kisses*.

Starclan cat: Well bros of brodom. We are here to discuss the very important matter of Taco tuesday, bros. And, bros Fish 'n' chips Friday. And bro-chicken thigh bro-thursday. And, bros Sundae Sunday. And Watery bread Wednesday Bro-bros.

Weird starclan cat: But your broness, what about monday?

Starclan cat: We eat Mac 'n' cheese, bro

Weird Starclan cat: What about the clans?

Starclan cat: What clans, bro?

Weird starclan cat: .....

Starclancat: Brodom Bro-meeting bro-over bros

Weird starclan cat: *send telepathic message to Clancat* ''Yo, broclan cat. it's bro time for you to get the fat kittypet bro's to join yo clan. They live at *long bleep* in *long bleep*''

Clancat: Whatev's bro. do i get to go a plane bro?

Weird starclan cat: Sure.... *leaves*

Clancat: *wakes up* ....

Chapter one (trever)
Trever: *runs into glass door* WHY DO YOU HATE ME AIR?? *runs into it again*

Raven: It's not air stupid it's a shiny thing that the sqeezy monsters put there to keep the air from escaping

Trever: .....

Raven: ......

Trever: ........

Squeezy monster with curly hair (Fuzzywing): ......

Everyone: ........

Clancat: Get yo' fat butts over here fox dung

Trever & Raven: Who?

Clancat: Yo'

Trever & Raven: ok *walks over*

Trever: *farts*

Raven & clancat: *passes out*

Everyone else: *passes out*

Trever: ....