User blog:SmudgyHollz/Horrific Accidents

Me: Breaking my arm at the soft bear centre!!

Brother: Going down a smooth, steep, slope on a bike, riding across the deck and hitting his head with the wheel.

Falling down some high, sharp-edged stairs.

Dad: He was sawing a branch up a tree, right? But he didn’t realize he was sawing the branch that he was sitting on until it was cut...

Mum: Falling off of her bike and breaking her arm. But the back still had stabilizers on!

Uncle 1: He stuck his finger in a blender and switched it on. Messy!

Uncle 2: He was in a street while it was raining and he spun around and slipped, broke his wrist.

When he was coming out of a health and safety meeting at his work, he ran around some revolving doors. Guess what? He broke his leg!

When he was little he had a toy rocket with a sharp point coming from the top. While he was bending down to pick something up, the point stabbed his eye.

E: She was frying sausages and somehow managed to fry her fingers.

Aunty 1: She had her son in her pushchair and was walking across the road. Some person reversed into her and in the process of getting out of the way, broke the pushchair and did something to her thumb.

A: His daughter woke up crying in the night and he got up, forgetting where he was. He tripped and whacked his head off of ther radiator. His tooth went through his lip and he had to get stitches.

Cousin 1: In a holiday in Holland he escaped and ran up the street.

In this Cafe’ place he ran away and sprinted into a glass door.

In Tesco he ran out of the shop and my aunt didn’t have time to catch him. She heard beeping horns of cars outside...

Cousin 2: She was upstairs right? She decided to ride her bike down the stairs...

AS: Fell off climbing frame. Broke arm.

Slipped while walking dog. Broke arm.

Fell off horse. Broke arm.

AD: Jumped off swing. Broke both arms at the same time.

''Don't worry. Everybody is okay now.''