Kitty Corner (Spoof)

Harekit:Hi! I'm a kit! And I'm leader of KitClan! A clan made entirely out of kits! My mom won't let me be Harestar though. I'm mad so I made her an elder which doesn't make sense because she's only 1 moon old! I don't know how I was born!

Harekit's Mom:You don't want to.

Harekit:She's weird. Anyways, here's my deputy...     Kitkit!

Kitkit:Why am I called Kitkit? My name is Springkit!

Harekit:Springkit sounds too "Springkitish". I like Kitkit better.

TBC