The story of SPARKLESTAR (the cat who stole sparkles from Edward)

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Random cat: BLARGH. That’s the ugliest bland kit I’ve ever seen! Fuzzehtail: OH SHUDDUP…yeah you’re right. I’ll call it…Blandkit.

Edward: Ohhh the sunlight. I AM SPARKLEH.
 * Edward randomly walks in*

Edward: NUU! *runs away*
 * Blandkit runs from the nursery and steals Edwards’s sparkles*

Fuzzehtail: ===OMG=== ! :D My kit is beautiful! I SHALL CALL HIM SPARKLEKIT!

Sparklekit: owo i feel special!

'''Random cat: FFF. *starts chasing Edwrad* HEY TWOLEG! GIMME YOUR SPARKLES! I WANT BEAUTIFUL KITS, DAMMIT!'''

Fuzzehtail: My precious sparkly kit *strokes Sparklekit* you are AWESOME.

~THE NEXT DAY~

'''Awesomestar: FFF what an amazing kit! O3O What's it's name?!?'''

Fuzzehtail: IT'S MAH LOVELEH SPARKLEKIT ^^

'''Awesomestar: It's got some good potention. Why, such an awesome-packed kit deserves to be the leader! '''

'''Fuzzehtail: YUS! >:3'''

*Other apprentices stare at Sparklekit*

'''Amazingpaw: WOAH! That's one sparkly kit!'''

Fatpaw: I'm fat :"{

Sparklekit: Shuddup and bask in my sparkly-ness >:D

'''Amazingpaw: OOH! LET ME BASK IN YOUR SPARKLY-NESS! :D'''

FFFpaw: FFF.

~A FEW MOONS LATERRR~

Awesomestar: Sparklekit do promise to uphold the awesomeness of EpicClan as an apprentice?

Sparklekit: YUS.

Awesomestar: In that case, you are now Sparklepaw :D

'''Fuzzehtail: WOO! THAT'S MAH BAYBEH!'''

'''Amazingpaw: Isn't he dreamy? <3'''

FFFpaw: No. >:[ 

*Sparklepaw sparkles blindingly*

Sparklepaw: So, i'm an apprentice now

Amazingpaw: Yussss <3

FFFpaw: WHO GIVES A CRAP?

*Sparklepaw sparklyfies FFFpaw*

'''FFFpaw: Nuuuuuuuuu! D:'''

'''Sparklepaw: *grins a very sparkly grin* you just got sparklyfied! '''

~TRAINING~

Awesomestar: Since you are so sparkly, i will be your trainer :D

'''FFFpaw: What is this? POKEMON?'''

'''Awesomestar: POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH EM AAAALL! :D'''

FFFpaw: >:[

*Of course, Sparklepaw excess in his training and is made a warrior along with Amazingpaw, the love of his life*

Awesomestar: Sparklepaw and Amazingpaw, do you *BLAH BLAH BLAH WE KNOW ALREADY*

*both*: I do :D 

'''Fuzzehtail: Our kits are getting married? I THOUGHT THIS WAS A WARRIOR CEREMONY!'''

'''Epicwing: Shuddup. My daughter is having her warrior ceremoneh.'''

Fuzzehtail: >:C

'''Awesomestar: Then, Sparklepaw you are now Sparklefuzz. And Amazingpaw, you will be known as Amazingflower.'''

'''*both*: YAYYYY! :D'''

~THE NEXY DAY~

'''*Awesomestar dies. FFFpaw is exiled coz he is..well annoying. Sparklefuzz becomes Amazingflower's mate and he also is the leader. He never dies cos starclan granted him eternal life cos he is so amazing. Of course, he donated some to his clan. they lived eternally and epiclan is still awesome to this very day :D)'''