Brambleclaw Dies of Adoption Sickness

Brambleclaw Dies of Adoption Sickness

Note: This will be written in a story-like format, and is definitely not a—

Spoofmaster: Hey, wait a minute! This is supposed to be a spoof!

Too bad, loser. My story, my decision.

Spoofmaster: You're not a fluffy sugarbunny after all. Most other spoofmakers are. Well, I guess I'll just have to make this a spoof! *waves magical wand*

Bro! Hey, wait! This wasn't in the contraaaaaaaaaaaaaact!!!!!!!!!!!

Brambleclaw Dies of Adoption Sickness: A Spoof

Bruh, you don't state that it's a spoof in the title. A title speaks for itself.

Spoofmaster: Shut up.

The feeling is mutual.

A spoof by Stareh

==And now we present the story. Please accept any apologies for delays, as the author and spoofmaster are arguing over spoof techniques. Also sorry for any technical difficulties. Alex Fierro here loves throwing pottery shards at our tech.==

*A Gathering*

HOLD IT!!!! We must give our characters spoofy names! Including you, Brambleclaw. You cannot escape the land of spoofiness.

ps, see reviesed allegiances here

On with the show!

Bramblefart: Squirrellllllllllly! WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR OUR MONTHLY BUSINESS MEETING AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T CHOSEN A DRESS?????

Squirrelly: Bramble, remember that this is of utmost importance. Dress to impress, my dear.

tbc