The Reversed Warrior Code/XIV

Warrior-Code News

'''WELCOME TO WARRIOR-CODE NEWS!! WE'RE HERE WITH OUR REPORTER, HOLLYWHISKER.'''

Hollywhisker: Hey guys! What's up?

The audience: THE CEILING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hollywhisker: No, like, the what's going on in your lives kind of what's up!

The audience: THEN WE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hollywhisker: *sighs* So anyway, this is Warrior-Code News and um, let's um, START THE NEWS!!!!

The audience: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO START NEWS THINGIES!!!!

Hollywhisker: It's officially how I start it. Again, START THE NEWS!!!!!!!


 * news sound plays and a big white thingy pops up and disappears*

Hollywhisker: BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Audience: WHAT!!!!!!!!!

Hollywhisker: The most honorable warrior of all didn't kill a single warrior in battle!!!!!!!!!!

Audience: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO NOT POSSIBLE!!!!!

Hollywhisker: I know right! This has risen tensions inside the Clan, where the honorable warrior lives.

Audience: OH, NO!!

Hollywhisker: Oh, yes! The Clan is very very very very very very very very very very very very VERY angry at the warrior for not attacking during battle, which led to the Clan's defeat in that battle that they were so determined to win. This led to the Clan's civil war, which made the Clan die out. No one knows this Clan's name, for this Clan, who has gone away, was the seventh Clan in the forest...

Audience: Wait what was the sixth Clan

Hollywhisker: FLAMECLAN REMEMBER PAY ATTENTION

Audience: OH YEA

Hollywhisker: So then the Clans reversed this rule to make it so that honorable warriors must kill to be honorable to avoid Clans being lost again.

Hollywhisker: END THE NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Audience: That's still not how you do it!

Hollywhisker: WHATEVER!!!!!

THE END