Roadtrip

{{general|original author=Maple

A Roadtrip
"Hi, I'm Lakepaw, and I'll be you guide for today," I said. "So, who so we have? Firestar - yup. Jayfeather - yup. Brambleclaw - yes. Graystripe - Mm-mm. Daisy and Ferncloud - okay."

''Foxdung! I need to put up those 2 pesky she-cats!'' I thought to myself.

Yes, I'm a she-cat. No, I don't like Ferncloud and Daisy.

"Single file, into the Twoleg Monster. No, Graystripe, this won't take you away. Besides, we have Firestar with us," I said.

Driving past the abonded Twoleg Nest, Ferncloud started itching a flea.

"You have fleas?" I asked.

Ferncloud blinked. "I really couldn't say."

I rolled my eyes.

Near the ShadowClan boarder, we approached a sign that said:

Welcome to ShadowClan Territory Get away from ^

What a friendly sign, I thought.

I recognized the handwriting as Blackstar's.

Just then, and ginger tom walked up.

"Howdy, folks! I'm Rowanclaw. Ain't it a great day?"

"Umm, yes. We need to get through..." I began, but he cut me off.

"Y'know, I was a girl a one point. And know I'm a tom."

"How did you become a she-cat?"

"I don't know. You know we have Twolegs following us, and they get confused reguarly."

Now this I didn't know.

"They kill all the pretty young she-cats, y'know."

I blinked. Was I next?

"First Spottedleaf."

Firestar started wailing.

"Then Silverstream."

Graystripe started.

"Feathertail."

In WindClan Territory, Crowfeather was wailing.

"Oh, be quiet," I muttered.

"But they also killed some evil cats, or made us kill them."

Everybody burst into cheers.