Brackenfur and Sorreltail on a date

Sorreltail: I'm tired of doing all the work! You always sit and read comics all day!

Brackenfur: Ha! Archy got hit in the head with a coconut!

Sorreltail: Brackenfur!

Brackenfur: What, sweetie?

Sorreltail: I want to go do something fun!

Brackenfur: How about mouse catching? Just you and me?

Sorreltail: We could always do that!

Brackenfur: How about going to Twolegplace and going to.......hmm......Mcdonalds?

Sorreltail: I'd love to!

Brackenfur: Can we rent a limo?

Sorreltail: You're paying.

Brackenfur: Hello? Yes, we would like to rent a limo.