User blog comment:Rainsplash987/AMERICANS ONLY! *dances around in red white and blue suspenders*/@comment-1839575-20121107042601/@comment-1839575-20121107210938

SORRY RUSSIA!!! It was just the only place I could think of which America DIDN'T like. I mean, I know we have some kind of weird treaty with you - you have like a military base in NT somewhere, I believe, where you're training soldiers. It's like "Guys, this is Australia. The perfect place to be killed by heatstroke, insects, sharks and crocodiles all at once. This is the best training you're ever going to get." Or something... LOL.

Besides, flying to the moon seemed like a better idea. I'm glad Obama won. The moon looks pretty cold.