50 Ways to Annoy Crowfeather

One: Who’s Your Real Mate Again?
Bristleclaw (another OC): Who’s you’re actual mate? You have had 3, after all.

Crowfeather: Leafpool

Bristleclaw: what about the other 2?

Crowfeather: one died, the other one, I only became mates with to prove my loyalty

Bristleclaw: thank you!