Crookedstar's Promise: Spoof ^u^

Prologue
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Hailstar: Oh, that stupid helpless kit. Timberfur, take this wet rat to the elder's den, so then the den will stink up, therefore leading to the fact that the elders will be forced to be pushed out of their den, and they will drown because they are annoying and bossy. Echomist, you are my servant, I command you to go to.

Timberfur: Aye aye, captain! *Salutes, letting go of Volekit as he tumbles through the rushing water*

Echomist: Kk

Timberfur: DIE STUPID ELDERS

Elders: *SCREAM*

Hailstar: Shellheart! What's your opinion?

Shellheart: The-

Hailstar: You know what. I don't really care.

Shellheart: But sire-

Hailstar: SHUDDUP

Shellheart: 0_0

WarriorZ253: SAY YOUR LINE

Hailstar: 0_0 Um okay...Shellheart, what's your opinion? *Mumbles* Not that I care

Shellheart: The water is extremely slow-

Water: HISSSSSSSSSS

Shellheart: So the elder's den won't be safe for much longer

Hailstar: *Leaps to elder's den, begins dragging them from their dens*

Elders: OMSC WHERE ARE WE GOING?!

Hailstar: *Pushes them into the water*

Water: DINNNNNNNNNERRRRRRRR IS SERVED

Rainflower: OMSC WHEN IS IT MY LINE!!!!!

Hailstar: SHUDDUP! Imma make you kit right now!

Rainflower: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMSC IT HURTS SO BAD UGH I HATE YOU HAILSTAR!!!! *SCREECHES CONSTANTLY* ?><K::"OIUB#UY&EWGHUJIREUW&YT^GYHU*&T^FGVBHNJU*T^FVG

Shellheart: Hahahahaha. How about we climb a tree, so then we can fall out and die.

Brambleberry: *comes out of nowhere* Perfect! And I have totally done this a thousand times! *Behind back, takes out walkie talkie* Milkfur, we got a problem.

* Seasons later*

Rainflower: They're both she-kits!

Brambleberry: Actually they're t-

Shellheart: SHADDUP Awwww.....how about Oakkit, because Oaktrees betray people, and Stormkit because the storm destroyed our camp?

Rainflower: Beautimous! TV TIME GO OUT OF THE TREE KITS *Pushes kits out of tree* Oh....they fell and died.

Chapter One
Oakkit: Hey!!!!! Watch out!

Stormkit: SHUDDUP OAKKIT I'M MUCH BETTER THAN YOU WILL EVER BE YOU WARRIOR CODE BETRAYER CAT!!!!!!!

Oakkit: I-I'm going to go crawl into a corner and cry...

Stormkit: Woah!!! *Falls off, the water hot as a volcano* Tanglewhisker! Help!

Tanglewhisker: Nah, you need too learn not to climb branches, and you need to learn how to swim.

Stormkit: *Waits for 30 minutes*

Mudfur: HOW COME I ALWAYS HAVE TO SAVE YOU WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE HIM TANGLEWHISKER?!

Birdsong: Bad Tanglewhisker!

Tanglewhisker: GOOD GRIEF!! WHEN I SAVE LITTLE ANNOYING KITS I GET IN TROUBLE! AND WHEN I DON'T I GET IN TROUBLE!!!!!! UGHHHHHHHHH *Stomps away*

Oakkit: STORMKIT OMSC YOU'RE ALIVE!!! *Weaves himself around Stormkit*

Stormkit: You just made me dry! UGH!

Hailstar: How are you still alive, little fat lying scheming betraying she-cat?

Stormkit: I'm a tom

Hailstar: SHUDDUP

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