ThunderClan Twoleg and Kittypet Hotline: A Crackfic

A Crackfic By Jon Yahraus
"Warriors of ThunderClan," Bluestar said, addressing her faithful clanmates. "We have been receiving too many requests from Twolegs and kittypets to join our Clan. For this reason, I have suggested a course of action." Fireheart looked up at Bluestar and asked, "What's wrong with kittypets?" Bluestar motioned to Tigerclaw with her tail to drag Fireheart back to the warriors' den before continuing. "Nobody questions me. Now, where was I? Oh yes. I have decided to start a call center to manage these requests. Yellowfang, you and Cinderpaw will be responsible for this project. Now I need to go.... uh, well, I'll just admit it, I'm going to go raid the Twoleg place for catnip! Who's with me?"

Later that day, after the North Allerton Animal Control dropped Bluestar and the rest of her catnip raiding party off in the forest, the first calls were set to be taken.