Four Clans Forest Talk Show-The Great Journey

WARNING: SPOILERS FOR THE NEW PROPHECY SERIES UP TO BOOK 3

= Four Clans Forest Talk = With your host, Darkfire

Darkfire: Today on FFC, we have six guests, here to talk with us about the great journey they took to save the forest: Brambleclaw, Squirrelpaw, Tawnypelt, Crowpaw, Stormfur, and Feathertail.

Brambleclaw: Hi.

Squirrelpaw: SHINIES FOR THE WIN!

Tawnypelt: Like, whatever!

Crowpaw: Go away.

Stormfur: LIGHTING!

Feathertail: Ooooooooooo.... I'm a ghost!

Tawnypelt: Like, your only dead in cannon, totally!

Crowpaw: Don't tell her what to do!

Stormfur: Hey, don't get protective! She's my sister!

Brambleclaw: I just don't like Crowpaw!

(Fighting Ensues)

Darkfire: STOP!

(Nobody listens)

Firestar: MY PELT SETS YOU ALL ON FIRE!

Darkfire: NOOOO! You'll burn down the set again!

Firestar: HERE I GO!

(Fire)

Darkfire: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Our sponsor was the Fire Safety Association! Now what?

Firestar: Oops.

(They all die in the inferno)

THE END

Brambleclaw: It's over already? We didn't get to say anything!

Crowpaw: Well, if you're stupid sister hadn't insulted Feathertail this never would have happened!

(Fight)