User blog comment:Hawkpine/ANNOUNCEMENT./@comment-1750159-20120515162520/@comment-1597182-20120517030424

The guy who was totally against Planned Parenthood was Rick Santorum. Not to be confused with the other former presidential candidate Rick Perry, who has the same basic loony ideas that cause him to be made fun of by my father.

I won't talk about any of their positions on Planned Parenthood or gays or whatever, because today at school, one of my friends brought up those issues. Never, ever do that. All of your friends will be debating in the middle of History class and you will feel awkward.

Also, sexism is wrong.... yo.