User blog:Maplefern/Update from the Queen of Inactivity

Hi all,

For those of you who don't know me, I'm Maple, aka the Queen of Inactivity. I've been around since December 2009.

For those of you who already knew that and are going "WHAT THE BANANAS MAPLE YOU'RE BACK YOU MISSED SO MUCH BIRCHY'S BEING POTTY TRAINED AND WHERE WERE YOU WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK AND WHY DID YOU LEAVE." (Sorry Birchy. :D)

Yeah, I've been inactive. First my computer broke, then I went to camp for a month, and then I had ANOTHER concussion and had to come home early from camp, and then rowing started and yeah.

High school also happened, and it's my freshman year. :| I'm at like an 82% average, which is really bad for me.

So yeah, long weekend, in PA for the weekend for a regatta which are like rowing races. So what have you missed in my life?

1. Maple fell off a horse and got a bad concussion.

Fat ponies bareback are really easy to slide off of, apparently. I had to go the hospital, had my tailbone x-rayed and had to come home early from camp. Oh, and did I mention that I couldn't ride for 3 weeks?

2. Maple flipped a boat.

Rowing shells are really easy to flip, especially doubles. If your partner catches a crab (when oar gets stuck under the water, for you non-crew/rowing people) or lets go of the oar, folks, NEVER lean towards the oar they let go of. Really. It will flip. And you will go swimming whether you want to or not. When it's mid-October and like 3 degrees Celsius out.

3. Maple now has a busy social life.

MAPLE? YOU HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE? is what you're probably thinking. I know, I know, what a huge surprise. Maple actually has FRIENDS. -gasps heard- Okay, joking aside, I've joined clubs this year and it's super busy with all the activities we're running, but it's fun. Unfortunately, this take priority over websites. (DAMNIT)

4. Maple needs her sleep.

Yeah, I run on 6 hours of sleep usually. If it's really bad, 4 1/2 hours. So, sleep also has to come before websites, I'm afraid, cause like rowing is at 5:00 am so yeah no sleep for Maple in the mornings.

Erm, Projects?

1. Homestuck/Warriors

YAY IDEA TIME. Okay, so Maple is going to attempt to do Homestuck with Warriors. And this should be interesting, but I need a title.

2. Other stories that I need to finish. So that's like pretty much all of them.

Okay, so now you know how clumsy I am and how life is with me, so yeah. Oh, and Red or Arti, can you pass this message on to Stareh for me:

STAREH GET YOUR BUT BACK HERE NOW IT'S MAPLE AND THAT IS A COMMAND FROM YOUR CLASS PRESIDENT.

Katniss I'll do it. 14:13, November 11, 2012 (UTC)