Bolt's Crackfic

It was a random day in BlunderClan. Everyone was watching a wrestling match between Longfail and Rusty. "I am going to rip off your tail, Husky!" Longfail announced. Rusty groaned. "One, no you are not." Rusty easily dodged Longfail's attack. "And two, my name is Rusty, and I am not a-" Rusty looked down at his paws which were now white. He groaned. "Why am I a husky?"

The husky who was formally a cat named Rusty glared at me. "Bolt, did you have something to do with this?" Um, maybe. It is a crackfic, after all. Husky groaned and turned back to Longfail. "I am going to rip up your ear, Longfail!" Husky announced while he ripped Longfail's ear.