User blog comment:Zaffie/I'm Too Lazy To Think Of A Creative Title - Read It Anyway Please? CHICKEN SKEWERS!/@comment-1333071-20121031235138

Jon-Pierre River. :P

There used to be a man in our neighborhood that all of us small children called "The Red Man" and he used to scare the living Christ out of us. We used to see his face (and I'm still not sure if he exists or not) and scream and run away like babies.

One Halloween a few years ago we were going Trick-or-Treating (like average Americans) and we walked up to a door and a man answered.

We could only see his face, and it was red.

So, yeah. I think he exists. xD