Spoof Universe! - The Sight Spoof

Hopefully this won't fail epically. :[ Wish meh luck. St ar  ga  ze    Gobble gobble! :P 

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Leafpool: Woe is me, I had kits! What am I to do? Oh, I have an idea; let's give them to my moronic sister and let them ruin her life! YAAAAY!

Jaykit: I am the big bad blind kit, I can take on three foxes single-pawed!

Fox: Woof.

Jaykit: *little girl scream*

Hollykit: Hahaha. Your scream is higher pitched than mine.

Jaykit: *runs off of cliff*

Lionkit: O.o

Jaykit: *criez* I almost dieeeeed! DDDD8

Spottedleaf: D: Poor kitten. Here, drink magicalz water while I poke you.

Jaykit: ?

Leafpool: :D YAY YOUR BETTER

Jaykit: I saw a shmokin' hot she-cat in my dream. *drools*

Leafpool: Oh, that was Spottedleaf. My daddy loves her, but he had to make-do with Sandstorm.

Sandstorm: Say whaaat?

Jaypaw: HAHAHA I ROCK I BECAME AN APPRENTICE EVEN THO I'M BLIND

Longtail: ....

Jaypaw: Heh.

Hollypaw: OH YAH?! I gots to be the apprentice of a snobby she-cat who's secretly our mother but lied to us about everything!

Lionpaw: Lucky... :'(

Hollypaw: Haha ikr?

Jaypaw: Wanna trade places?

Hollypaw: Sure. -_-

~At a Gathering~

Lionpaw: Ur hot.

Heatherpaw: Hehe thnx

Mousepaw: I LOVEZ YOU MINNOWPAW

Minnowpaw: O_o

Mousepaw: Stare all you want, I'm secure.

Minnowpaw: Right...

~At the Daylight Gathering~

Lionpaw: Wanna go commit suicide? 8D

Breezepaw: Yah sure.

Lionpaw: Kay.

Jaypaw: OH NOES MY BRO'S GONNA DIE

Crowfeather: Dun forget Breezepaw!

Jaypaw: Yeah, about that. Can we, like, not save him?

Crowfeather: -__-

Jaypaw: HAHA I'M PRETENDING TO BE LIONPAW. LEGASP, OH NO, I'M DYING.

Jaypaw and Crowfeather: *rescue Lionpaw and Breezepaw*

Nightcloud: Hehe you rock. *cuddles Breezepaw*

Breezepaw: Moooooom!

Nightcloud: C'mon, gimme a kiss!

Breezepaw: MOM! DAD, DO SOMETHING!

Crowfeather: *videotaping* Uh, I'm good....

Jaypaw: ROFL THAT'S FUNNEH CHIZ RIGHT DERE

Breezepaw: *death glare* Butthole.

~Later on~

Jaypaw: :D GUESS WAT. WE HAVEZ THE POWER OF DA STARZ IN OUR HANDS.

Lionpaw: Uh, paws?

Jaypaw: Right, that.

Hollypaw: Soooo...what do we do now?

Jaypaw: Dunno, I was hoping you'd have a clue.

Lionpaw: ...Herp. I got nothin'.

Hollypaw: Same. -__-

Jaypaw: Sooo...we end the book now?

Lionpaw: ...Yeah. Wanna go get Chinese?

Hollypaw: Sure. :D I want eggroll.

Jaypaw: Wassabe.

Lionpaw: Not much, you?

Jaypaw: *face paw*

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All right, so, epic fail or what? xD  St  ar  ga  ze   <sup style="font-family:Verdana;color:#8A360F"> Gobble gobble! :P