Warrior Therapy

Hai! I thought after reading ALL those crackfics, that warriors need a therapist. Write a chapter if you feel like it. Edit & add on to chapters, too, unless the author says at the top not to. I'll list some ideas below. Mmkay!-- Leopardkit SunClan Forever! 03:40, March 30, 2010 (UTC)

Chapter One: Leafpool
''Anyone can edit, just stay Doctor Pathetic: Hello Everybody! I'm Doctor Pathetic! Today, we're here to work out the problems of our friend, Leafpool!

Audience: *applause unenthusiastically*

Dr. Pathetic: So, Leafpool, why does your life suck?

Leafpool: Well, Dr., One thing is that my mate was from another clan, not to mention I'm a medicine cat, my kits thought my sister was their mother, found out that I'm their mom, then my daughter tried to kill me, and she committed suicide... Should I keep going on?

Dr. Pathetic: I get paid by the hour, keep talking.

Leafpool goes on rambling on about her problems while Dr. Pathetic listens to his iPod nano.

Leafpool: ... And that's why I need your help.

Dr. Pathetic: Uh, yeah. So, Leafpool, to help find the route of you problems, here's our guest- CROWFEATHER!

Audience: *Fangirls cheer on Crowfeather*

Crowfeather: Umm... I thought I was supposed to talk about my new book, Why does my Love Life Stink??

Dr. Pathetic: No. This gets waaaay more viewers!

Leafpool: *Mauls Crwofeather*

Nightcloud: FAIL. You didn't even train as a warrior.

Leafpool: *Mauls Nightcloud*

Nightcloud: *shrieks* Crowfeather, SAVE ME

Crowfeather: Ummm... I'll pass. *Plays Mario Kart*