Warrior cats hunger games season 1/Episode 1

Contestant introductions
Poppyfrost: Welcome to Warriors Hunger Games! This is your host, Poppyfrost. This year we have mostly contestants from ThunderClan and ShadowClan, but we have one special contestant: Ashfoot!

Everyone but Ashfoot: Hey, we're special!

Poppyfrost: I know, but she's from a different Clan than you guys.

Ashfoot: Oh, so now you're being racist?

Poppyfrost: No, I... OK, fine.

(Ashfoot throws rocks at Poppyfrost)

Dovewing: Hey, good idea! (throws more rocks at Poppyfrost)

(Now everyone's throwing rocks at Poppyfrost)

Cinderheart: MACARONI!!!!!!!!! (throws macaroni at Poppyfrost)

(The camera man, Berrynose, drops the camera to run and help Poppyfrost)

(HG people come to take Cinderheart's macaroni)

HG person: I'm sorry, Mrs. Heart-

Cinderheart: I'M NOT MARRIED TO LIONBLAZE!!!!!!!! Yet.... (evilly laughs)

HG person: Okay... Miss Heart

Cinderheart: NU! CINDERHEART! (slaps HG person)

HG person: Why didn't you say that first...? Anyway, sorry, Cinderheart, we're going to have to confiscate the macaroni. No food or weapons from your Clan. Macaroni can be qualified as both.

Cinderheart: Oh, no, this is from the Cornucopia. And macaroni is a weapon?

HG person: IT'S FROM THE... THAT'S EVEN WORSE! (looks in box) Stanley, get a new box of grenade macaroni.

Cinderheart: (hidiously screeches jingle form Grenade Macaroni ad)

GRENADE MACARONI!!!!!!!!

IT'S GRENADES MADE FROM MACARONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYONE LOVES IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE IT YOU LOVE IT AND IT TASTES LIKE GRAPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Poppyfrost explodes)

Berrynose: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! I QUIT!

HG person: Stanley, get backup camera person and host while Poppyfrost gets surgery and I convince Berrynose to come back.

We'll be right back after this ad break!

TBC