The Lunar Games

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PART ONE - Leafpool and Crowfeather inspire some cats
Leafpool: Jayfeather can you get me some tansy.

Jayfeather: No, mom.

Alderpaw: STOP FIGHTING!

Jayfeather: No, apprentice.

Brightheart: Jayfeather, Graystripe is getting sore

Jayfeather: No, loyal warrior of ThunderClan

Lionblaze: HEY JAYFEATHER WANNA GO VISIT CROWBUTT AND THROW FREETOS AT HIM!?

Jayfeather: STARCLAN YES!

Leafpool: *gasp* *teleports*

Everybody: ?

- IN WINDCLAN TERRITORY -

Leafpool: Crowbae I luv you

Crowbae: Leafypoo I luv you too

Leafypoo: Let's have kits.

Crowbae: Yes. Yes we shall.

Bluestar: Yaydrama *snaps paws and two kits are born*

Kit One: blAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Crowbae: Leafkit.

Leafypoo: HEY!

Kit Two: Salutation, mother and father. I have come from the scattered stars to wreck havoc enlighten the land.

Crowbae: Crowkit.

Crowkit: I am most honored.

Leafkit: SHUT UP AND FEEED ME SOME AMAZONIAN SMITHSONIAN BANANANANANANANANANAASSSS!!

Leafypoo: Crowbae you do it.

Crowbae: UH OKAY BAI HAHAHAHA!! *speeds off*

Leafkit: DADDY IS A DUM DUM! YAYYYY MORE FRIED CHICKEN ON A STICK OF BOTTLES! WOOOHOOOO *does backflip*

Crowkit: My sister seems to have flipped in a mid-air rotation. I am most pleased to be her loving kin. she will burn eternally under my wrath.

Leafypoo: Hide here, Jayfeather and Lionblaze are coming.

Leafkit: MORE MEAT FOR ME!

Lionblaze: HEY CROWBUTT FACE US LIKE A TOM- oW

Jayfeather: Lionblaze stop tripping over everything. Like that poor, poor ant. He had a whole life ahead of him. Unlike you, you have no life.

Lionblaze: Shut up and heal me.

Jayfeather: With an attitude like that i'll need healing.

Leafypoo: More or less.

Crowkit: Leafkit, dear sister, sit here while we wait for our mother to return. yess right there..

Leafkit: OKAY! *sits and falls on a fart cushion, screams and hits her head on a branch, falling unconscious at Crowkit's feet.

Crowkit: *cackles* Ahahahaha.. Foolish morons, they have no clue. *puts sister high in tree with ultra mega throw*

Part Two: Rowanstar finds Leafkit
Crickets: chirp chirp

Rowanstar: Alright, Violetpaw, you take the lead over there, Twigpaw, you take the lead over there. Crowfrost. check the trees with Tawnypelt, Stonewing, Wasptail, and Needlepaw.